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Author has written 25 stories for Pokémon, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Ghost Hunt, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
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Through Fox's Eyes by Dhampir reviews
Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,862 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 2/11/2005
KakuHida: Free by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
Hidan is the most hated person at school. Kakuzu & friends bully him. His dad abuses him... Life is just a living hell for him. will have Akatsuki: PeinKona ZetTobi, KakuHida, KisaIta, SasoDei. M for language abuse and yaoi: Rape/non-rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 103,605 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 526,677 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 3,493 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Haunting Life by mytruthaboutlife reviews
Mai, a sixteen year old student who works part time at Shibuya Psychic Research, faces the tough cases week after week. But, with her team of friends next to her, she finds it hard to mind. The ghost hunt continues...
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 178 - Words: 271,001 - Reviews: 4695 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Consider Yourselves Kitties 2-point-0 by DaniZaraki reviews
Rewrite of the original CYK because it's shit and I hate it. Now enjoy: New stuff! Fun stuff! What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls, and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. I'M BACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,750 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 8/18/2014
Stubborn Shadow by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
When Naruto returned to Konoha after spending just over two years on the road training under Jiraiya, he never expected to pick up a living shadow with a mind of his own. No Pairings. De-aged!Harry, MOD!Harry, Strong!Harry, Intuitive!Naruto, Strong!Naruto, & Protective!Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 198,319 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 3,275 - Follows: 3,978 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shikaku N.
Finally The Truth by TrueloverKagome reviews
what happens when kagome runs home after Seeing inuyasha with Kikyo again? Her mother sends her to the Ice Lord? And whats this about Kagome being a Demon? Lemons in this story so read at your own risk dark chapters possible rape. READ AT OWN RISK!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,920 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,295 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,905 - Reviews: 6923 - Favs: 9,560 - Follows: 12,626 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
When You found me by secret77752 reviews
These are a group of five background one-shots, having to do with my story "Your my Danna" it features Itachi, Konan, Hidan, Tobi, and then a quick Masters background story. Their stories about how the pets grew up, and how they came into their masters lives. Better Summary inside. :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,576 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Akatsuki
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/14 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter, age 8 by RainCityWriter reviews
This is a story of what could have happened if the Dursleys had died when Harry was eight years old and Snape had taken over his guardianship. Warning, there will be parental, non-sexual spanking of a child. The sequel is started: Harry Potter, age 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,375 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 3/31 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Apple A Day by Delongbi reviews
What happens when you put a psychic trainer, a criminal mastermind, a psychotic killer, and an Apple all in one story? An original trainer OC / OT story. Expect plotiness, randomness, awesomeness, and drama...ness?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 295,182 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Eevee/Eievui, Mew
Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 119 - Words: 214,634 - Reviews: 3273 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 3/10/2008
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30226 - Favs: 16,578 - Follows: 14,534 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Dad: the Gimli Letters by JustInunotaisho reviews
Okay, it may not be just Gimli. And it may not be very long. The Fellowship is broken, Boromir is gone, and an irritated dwarf finds comfort in writing letters of complaint to the one who sent him on this dumb quest in the first place. Nonslash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Gimli
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4691 - Favs: 8,317 - Follows: 10,171 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
A Thousand Miles by Sakura-Hime Uchiha Loves KPOP reviews
What happens when on his way back from a mission Pein finds a baby girl lying in the woods and decides to raise her as his own? Whats going to happen when this baby girl starts to get older? Will she soon fall in love with one of the Akatsuki? REVISED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 2460 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 4,071 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Pain's a kid! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Hidan's a kid! sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Akatsuki
Little Girl and the Akatsuki by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Konan decides to bring a little girl to the Akatsuki to be her 'baby'...What will happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,191 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Akatsuki
The Mindsifter by Khrysalis reviews
He is injured, hunted, and wordless. Those who care for him search for him, and time is passing and hope is dying. But even should they find him, how can they repair his shattered mind?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,999 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Kenshin
A demons Love by MssPerfect reviews
A five year old Naruto goes back to the past after a miserable day of being chased and beaten up by a mob of villagers. He meets his soon-to-be father and mother. But there is something wrong. Chapter 20 has finally arrived!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,968 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,354 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bookworm by erbkaiser reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is a bookworm. But just how focused /is/ she on her reading? Harry shows up to interrupt her reading with questions on the female body, and perhaps takes things too far... (Harmony, romance/humour/crack)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5661 - Favs: 6,072 - Follows: 7,225 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Bury It Forward by KawasakiTriple reviews
Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 460,881 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
Your my Danna by secret77752 reviews
Deidara gets kidnapped. While he's kept hostage he meets four other teens, all with different stories. When Konan, Hidan, Itachi, and Tobi all explain how they live with there masters Pein, Kakuzu, Kisame, and Zetsu. How will Dei react when he gets "addopted" by Sasori, and is taken into the world of Vampires? Continuation from my story "MY LITTLE DEI" :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,373 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 3,655 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,906 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 4,217 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 328,813 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fragile Child by Rosebunse reviews
Sasuke is abused and abandoned by Orochimaru after a failed justu. He is found by Itachi, who is left alone to care for his sick, fragile brother. Some OroSasu, with some ItaSasu if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,878 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Extra Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
This is a compilation of outtakes and extras from my Kitties Trilogy. Expect lots of strangeness because I honestly have no idea what's going on. Rated for swearing and violence. Beware of OCs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,318 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Moment of Impact by Suite Sambo reviews
An accident the summer before 6th year puts Dumbledore's plans for Harry in motion sooner than planned. Will an unexpected truce with Snape better prepare Harry for what is to come? A Snape mentors Harry fic with all the regular players. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 116,203 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 2,927 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Deidara Goes Into Shock by ilovemyboys reviews
After hearing about Sasori's death, Deidara makes it back to the Akatsuki hideout, only to go into shock when he arrives. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Deidara, Pain/Pein - Complete
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24771 - Favs: 12,852 - Follows: 11,354 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Because I Was Loved by Skye Maxwell reviews
Haruhi knows that the members of the host club love her, but she does not understand the extent to which they do until each individual host helps her in a time of need.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Outcast by Star-Struck Inu reviews
But do we have enough bread making Vikings? was what Hiccup asked. A story about what would have happened if Hiccup never went through dragon training. Exiled to a near-by island with only dragons for company? Odin help him, but he's always got Toothless...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,130 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Rough Diamond by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Dumbledore placed Harry Potter in front of the Dursleys' doorstep, however, little Harry has a different idea, which makes it clear that Dumbledore's decision was a great mistake. Completely AU, set before Hogwarts, Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Mrs. Norris - Complete
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 344 - Words: 696,444 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse, alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,667 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
To Be Different by SaturnXK reviews
Cold and apathetic, they are the perfect guards. They take their job seriously and do it ruthlessly, but when nine ANBU enter the world of magic, will the wizards view the shinobi as cold-blooded killers, or will they look underneath the underneath? – HP Book 5. AU. OOC-ness. Cliched storyline. (read at your own risk because it sucks.) [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 177,921 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Keeping Appearances by TheEscapeFromReality reviews
Harry walks the halls of Hogwarts seriously injured and is confronted by the Slytherins. They take him to Snape, who uses Legilimency to make a startling discovery. Is Dumbledore really who he says he is? Is Harry really on the right side of the war? Goodish!Voldemort, No Slash, Powerful Harry, Mentor Snape, Good Malfoys, super bad Dumbles, very abused Harry, AU Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,599 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8088 - Favs: 13,170 - Follows: 10,106 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Unown by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 2 of the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series. Life has taken a definite upturn for Harry. He now has a wonderful home, great friends, and is building a strong Pokemon team. But when he received word of a hidden danger, Harry will be forced to dig into the past and discover the buried truth about the Founders... and his family. If he doesn't, Hogwarts will be closed forever.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,470 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Complete
Don't Be Afraid To Tell by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
The Immortal & The Weasel tear apart the Blonde, leaving him broken beyond repair. He doesn't tell anyone, he feels no one will care, and besides. He would only be punished. Madara didn't know if if he could fix him.. But he would give his best. OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5529 - Favs: 8,313 - Follows: 8,925 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 5,982 - Follows: 6,802 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
A (Partial) Guide to Surviving Middle Earth by Lucillia reviews
So, you've landed in Middle-Earth. Now that you're there, here's a couple of tips for surviving beyond your first few hours.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
Broken People by Tajjas reviews
The Sky People's technology helps to save Tsu'tey after the battle, but he isn't quite sure what to think of the broken Sky Person in the wheeled chair that keeps coming to visit him while he's recovering. Friendship fic, AU for obvious reasons.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,966 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tsu'tey, Jake S.
Trump Card by Hovinarri reviews
A world where a person's fate is written on their skin using the deck of cards. Sasori is an Ace of Clubs; an artistic person bound to succeed in anything he does. However, one day he meets a mysterious blonde who may stray him from all this. SasoDei AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,859 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Sasori, Deidara]
Elves' Child by Healer Pomfrey reviews
What if house-elves took Harry away from the Dursleys' doorstep to raise him in the magical world? Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childfic. sick!Harry. Main characters: Harry, Severus, Poppy and my usual OC elves that you can find on my author's page.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,351 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Scroll by SakuraSpark reviews
The Akatsuki find a scroll that introduces them to the world of fanfiction! How will they react when they read about themselves turning into kittens, doing the mambo jambo and more? Secret admirers and beauty pageants? What the hell? Warning: Contains hints of smut. Many expletives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 4,210 - Follows: 4,459 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Strangeness by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Naruto has been acting a little strange since their first encounter with Zabuza, and Sakura drags Sasuke along to find out why, because Kakashi isn't helping. SasuNaru SLASH. On Hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,121 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Chibified Chaos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The Rookie Nine and Team Gai get turned into chibis! Seeing as how Asuma, Kurenai, and Gai are all out on missions, Kakashi gets saddled with the twelve chibis. Poor, poor Kakashi. And things only get worse when the Sand sibs show up chibified as well. Up for Adoption
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Mizukage by lknmjh reviews
Banished for something literally out of his control, Naruto Uzumaki decides to disappear for good. Twelve years later as a coming storm known as a great ninja war grows, will the light that once shined upon the ninja world shine once more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,982 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10122 - Favs: 10,020 - Follows: 7,099 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Master's Ball by Mr. Chaos reviews
Welcome to the Avalon Region. Here, children go to Hogwarts, the premiere school for inspiring trainers, where they learn how to train Pokemon. This year promises to be special, for Harry Potter, the destroyer of Voldemort, is coming to take his place among the future trainers and begin his Pokemon Journey. Book 1 in the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,119 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
So close by halfbloodprincess21 reviews
Set at the end of 3rd year. Overhearing Harry by chance on his final evening patrol of the year leads Snape and Harry down an entirely unexpected path.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 225,824 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Raptor and I by Arikishi.Cloud reviews
What if when the storm hit Jurassic Park and the dinosaurs were are released from their enclosures, the raptors grabbed one of Hammond's workers. What will happen to her? Read on to find out. Spoilers.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,504 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010
And Then There Were Kitties by Foosha reviews
College-going shut-ins Nicky and Vash have been living through their relatively uninteresting lives for the past few years. Finally when Nicky thinks she's about to die from monotony, an interesting litter of kittens shows up by her back door. Dundundun! Rated M just in case!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,084 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Akatsuki
The Cruelest Kindness by MP brennan reviews
When he captures a young raider, Aragorn's concepts of duty and mercy are put to the test. Written for the May Teitho Challenge "Capture." A tale of Thorongil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Aragorn - Complete
A Year of Memories by Ithil-valon reviews
It is Estel's third birthday. It will be a day filled with reflection, fun, and family.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Aragorn, Elrond, Elrohir, Erestor - Complete
The Lost and The Found by Dreams of Shadows reviews
For Alex it is a boring day- until Akatsuki kidnap her. But heres the weird thing- everyone is being 'nice'. Then she learns of her true identity, a hidden past and a dark secret- she was designed to be something more than shinobi, something much darker.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Mommy, Send Me An Angel by deideiblueeyez reviews
Three-year-old Miko has endured the horrors of sexual abuse by her father's clients her entire life. After a chaotic infiltration, she is "adopted" by a blond stranger wearing a black cloak with red clouds. In her new home, "normality" is alien and frightening. What are his intentions? Is there any hope of him healing the scars adorning her heart, her mind, her very skin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,203 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Deidara, Konan, OC
Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself THAT? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2280 - Favs: 3,265 - Follows: 3,475 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Glimpses by LilyIsAwesomerThanYou reviews
When Harry is taken from the Dursleys by Child Protective Services, Snape is sent to adopt him. Mentions of abuse, but no details. NO SLASH. Now being translated in Spanish, French, and Russian. How cool is that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,376 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The War Of Light And Shadow by Freddie23 reviews
In a world changed by the rising of power in Mordor, Legolas gets entrusted with the life of a young boy. But he gets more than he bargained for as he must fight for his own life, for Aragorn's life and for the very future of Middle Earth. AU. Not slash. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 83 - Words: 517,950 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A day at the Carnival by secret77752 reviews
When The rambunctious Vamps and their pets go to a Carnival for some family fun... Everything that could have gone wrong... did. This is a one-shot story, written for a contest winner. Story Plot is the same as my previous story "Your my Danna" Hope you enjoy, and Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Common Interests by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story on HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 291,244 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
UnVeiled by Snapegirlkmf reviews
After the Second Wizard War, the Veil turned inward and spat out a few familiar faces-as children! Severus, Sirius, and Lily get a second chance to live their lives over again. What things will change, and what will stay the same? With Harry as Sev's guardian, Remus as Sirius', & Lily has a surprise new family. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 306,575 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Little Princess by Mei-chan4 reviews
“Why is her name Tsuku?” Tamaki asked curiously, peering at the still sleeping baby. Haruhi suppressed a laugh. “She has a tendency to hit or attack anything that she doesn’t like.”
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,190 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 8/6/2008
Wizard Hidden In The Leaf by Corruptmonk reviews
After defeating Voldemort and freeing the wizarding world from his clutches, Harry was ostracized and labeled as the new Dark Lord. A belated help from Albus Dumbledore offered him a new chance at life, a new home to call his own, a new world to make a name for himself. Strong-Powerful-Shinobi Wizard Harry, Strong-Naruto, no pairings as of yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,942 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 3,563 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Lessons well Learned by secret77752 reviews
Sasori has to make a tough decision, when Deidara has been stepping out of line for far to long. Lets just say its a lesson Deidara will be remembering for a long time, and one that will be difficult for Sasori to teach. WARNING: Contains Spanking of a Minor, w/consent. One shot- originating from "Your my Danna" and " My little Dei ", precious fanfics i have written.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
New Purpose by Kiragirl17 reviews
He's Dead!" "How? Who?" "You" Light vanished from people's lives, when he was killed at the valley of death. Ten years later a S-Class Assassin known as Demonic Flash appears, willing to do anything to keep his secrets. No Yaoi. Discontinued-If continued, it will be after a major overhaul.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,144 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
The Life and Times of Terah Mitsume by Tori-Da-Mutt reviews
a story that will be written in collaboration with DaniZaraki's Man, I Miss the Kitties. Told from the POV of my OC, Terah mitsume, starting about two days before she meets Alice, Kat, and the Akatsuki. I only Own Terah. M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,975 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Akatsuki
Kyoto Aftermath by Scarred Sword Heart reviews
In the aftermath of the battle with Shishio, the Kenshingumi do their best to aid Kenshin in his battle to recover. Rated T for Sano's potty mouth.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Kaoru, Kenshin, Megumi, Sanosuke - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 4,176 - Follows: 4,301 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
My little Dei by secret77752 reviews
Deidara lives in a huge mansion with his master Sasori who is a vampire, along with Kisame, Zetsu, Pein, and Kakuzu. But what happens when Deidara is terrified of hospitals, and its check up time! How will Sasori manage when his blond pet needs a physical? read and find out :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deidara's Sick Days by ilovemyboys reviews
Deidara gets sick. Good thing Akatsuki friends are there to help!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Becka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Becka is an average orphan yearning for a home. One morning she wakes up to find herself in the Naruto world, as a cat! How long will Becka be-able to last living with a bunch of smexy criminals? Rated M just incase (COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 147,366 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tricks of the Trade, Rewritten by sprinter1988 reviews
Ash was once offered a trade for his Tauros which he refused. However, he owns thirty of the things. What happens when he trades away his twenty-nine extras? A rewrite of EP146: Tricks of the Trade.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Green Eyes by Jpena reviews
Severitus. Severus Snape survives the war; and is in need of a blood transfusion. The only problem is that the donor has to be an immediate relative. Surprisingly Harry is a match. Deaging fic. Severus/OC. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,618 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Never Let Go by Ruinous Crow reviews
Stuck in Konoha, all Edward Elric wants is to get back to Amestris. But when he forms unlikely bonds with Itachi Uchiha and his brother, added to that a crazy kid in orange, will Edward want to leave?
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 217,960 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Edward E.
Elves, Men, Dwarves, and Criminals by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you put a fellowship of men, elves, and dwarves trying to save their world with a group of just as many criminal mercenaries who want nothing but the destruction of their own? One can assume nothing good comes of it and they'd be right. Rated T for swearing. A few OCs in there but only one has more than a few sentences of dialogue. Oneshot present.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Legolas, Akatsuki - Complete
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Which One Is Next To Go? by NinjasWillRuleTheWorld reviews
The Akatsuki have just moved into their new base. Strange things begin happening to them and they are left wondering 'which one is next to go' Rated T for a certain foul mouthed follower of Jashin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
White Rabbit by Itachis-Only reviews
After getting in an argument with Kakuzu, Hidan starts to wonder what's up with a certain red eyed, white rabbit that he's been seeing lately. He starts to connect the rabbit with bad luck after being kidnapped, and later finding out he's..PREGNANT? YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,432 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Akatsuki Fairy Tales by keikopanda102 reviews
A collection of AU romance tales with the different Akatsuki pairings! The first story is like Beauty and the Beast and includes all characters. They get more specific after that, with mainly one pairing stories. If you like Akatsuki, you'll like this!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,131 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Akatsuki
Changing Destiny by Tanglepelt reviews
The Akatsuki want to know if their goals are achieved, so they perform a jutsu that will bring them someone who knows the future. Enter Aoi Coulter, an American teenager who knows everything about the organization -In the process of being reworked- Old readers, read the new version of this story, since this one is obsolete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,087 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Adoption 101 by LeaderPinhead reviews
The first rule of pet adoption: Never go for the weird ones...no matter how cool they may look, it may only make your life more complicated. Rated T for STRONG language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,606 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
And Now I'm Stuck Here With You by HimekoUchia reviews
What happens when the Sand Sibs get shipwrecked onto a deserted island during a mission? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. The worst part... It was no accident. Sand Sibs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,826 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Eyes Like Mine by Scotty77 reviews
Left with nothing after the war, Naruto, after many years of traveling, finds himself staring into eyes that reminds him of his own as a child. Complete with a sequel soon to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,501 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter's Epic Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
A simple glance in the right direction at the right time changed the life of a lonely young boy, and through him, the fate of a whole world
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,158 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P.
Here's To Us by TumblingTroublesomeTumbleweeds reviews
Sasori gets turned into a child for a week and Deidara has to raise him...with a little help from a friend. Dango, snowmen and explosions galore and maybe a little romance? Deidara/OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Deidara's Sick Day by Ankoku21 reviews
Deidara's sick and feels awful, the only person he really wants right now is Sasori. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Elastic Clause by infinite vertigo reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Deadly Nightshade by frostykitten reviews
Something strange is going on with Hermione. She's got a weird medical condition, a day is missing from her memories, and Malfoy keeps talking to her as if he knows her even though she can't remember ever having a civil conversation with him. Everyone seems to be keeping something from her and she's determined to find out what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Screw the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
When Life Gives You Kittens, Still Make Lemonade by The Fault In Our Asterisks reviews
ARCHIVED FOR REFERENCE; READ STATE OF GRACE FOR MORE INFO - "It's them." I said, gaping. "It is!" Emma said, dramatically. "You know what this means?" Emma quickly whipped out her iPod and clicked a few things on it. We looked at each other and grinned, "IT'S RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH!" Classic Akatsuki kittens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,747 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Itachi U., Sasori
Heat Stroke by ilovemyboys reviews
Just a short story of Deidara getting heat stroke as him and Sasori travel in a desert.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki's Wild Child by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
While returning from a mission, Itachi and Kisame stumbles upon a boy in the forest of death and takes him under the wing of the Akatsuki. Join the Akatsuki as they coop with their 'wild child' and all the responsibilities that comes with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Akatsuki
Broken puppet tearful eyes by secret77752 reviews
Deidara did something he's not supposed too, How will his Danna handle the blond teen? Cute "father/son" ONE-shot... WARNING: Slight Punishment Scene.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Sasori - Complete
The Nonsensical Whims of an Eccentric Fangirl by Katsuki Shizenno reviews
Most people know that all fangirls have their ideosyncrasies and fantasies. No one ever thought how terrifying they could be when they had the power to make these fantasies a reality. This is slightly related to my previous fic "Girls Have More Fun". Similar plot, only adding characters from other anime as well.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012
Don't Fear the Reaper by Cutestpixieyoueversaw reviews
"No one ever wondered how Hidan got the way he was. … No one ever took the time to listen to him beyond his curses or to ever take the time to actually look into his eyes and wonder how someone like him was created."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Poisoned! by ilovemyboys reviews
After Deidara gets poisoned, Sasori needs to find him an antidote! Tobi helps! One-Shot. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
When the Kirin and Susanoo combination is backfired in an unexpected way, Itachi is left with a choice: Leave his amnesiac little brother in Konoha and return to the Akatsuki, or remain behind enemy lines and raise the eight year old himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,231 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Day Off by Nenshou Mirai reviews
Itachi and Kisame get caught in a storm and the day they have off Itachi is sick. The others aren't helping by messing with the weasel either. Better than it sounds, I hope you enjoy and R&R. Rated for swearing and contains yaoi and OOCness so BEWARE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Surgery by ilovemyboys reviews
One-Shot! After Deidara gets a Kunai stuck in his stomach, Kakuzu is his doctor. With some Hidan, Sasori, and Tobi for fun!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
SVU Goes Facebook! by LittleMissPanda84 reviews
So one day I was sitting around and I thought "Hey, what if the SVU squad was on Facebook? That would be so epic!" So this ended up happening :D Soul purpose is to make you laugh :D
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - E. Stabler
Dark as Love by Animefreak00910 reviews
Sequel to 'Suicidal Love' The story continues with Hidan and Thanerah as an official married couple but dark times are coming. Can they endure it till the end? Find out! But first, read 'Suicidal love' to understand the entire story. HidanxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,462 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Hidan - Complete
Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven reviews
After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warning:abuse, cutting, depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,553 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
And I used to think you were childish by Smla reviews
Sasori heard the explosions from the room where Deidara was fighting. From the pained cries that followed it seemed that his partner had managed to hurt his opponent rather badly. No surprise there. It was what happened next that took him by surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Angel by Nenshou Mirai reviews
This is my reason for why Kisame calls Itachi 'Angel' in all my stories. Warnings: Yaoi, OOCness and swearing! Please R&R and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The SHORT EdoChan Stories! by poopertrooper reviews
Simple RoyxEd Parental Drabbles, don't know how many there's gonna be.*Chapter 7: That Picture? Part II... Continuation of "Spitballs" Rated M for what is to come. ON HIATUS UNTIL NUMBER THIRTEEN IS FINISHED!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Please Come Back by Nenshou Mirai reviews
Itachi and Kisame are on a mission and the argue with each other. Itachi goes for a walk and is kidnapped! What will the shark man do? Will Itachi return safely? Please R&R Enjoy! Warning: Yaoi, OOCness, mentions of rape and drugs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Itachibi by TigerInTheMoonlight reviews
Tobi just wanted to help Deidara-sempai...but now everybody is mad, they are in the past and Itachi is a kid! Time Travel. Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Salvation by infinite vertigo reviews
AU "What's this?" "Tapes of reasons for why Deidara found it so hard to keep living." After a failed suicide attempt by Deidara, all Sasori has to understand why and salvage him is a bundle of tapes... that he isn't supposed to have. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,415 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Guardian Angel by Nenshou Mirai reviews
Kisame is out on a solo mission and Itachi is stuck at the base with the pestering Deidara. I hate summaries! Warnings :Yaoi but no lemon, OOCness and rated to be safe! R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dreaming In Wonderland by Darkpetal16 reviews
A birthday present for DaniZaraki featuring DaniZaraki's characters. ; ItaOc, DeiOc, OcOc, MadaOc / TobiOc. Happy birthday DaniZaraki! *Warning* Language, fluff and Alice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Speak by Puppylover6948 reviews
Deidara disobeys Sasori while on a mission in Konoha and not only blows his cover, he almost gets himself killed. Needless to say, Sasori is one pissed off puppet. Warning: Spanking of an adult.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
My Knight by Nenshou Mirai reviews
Itachi is walking and is attacked by Orochimaru and guess who saves him? Warnings:Rape, yaoi, violence, and bad language! Turn away now! R&R and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Crooked Line by Bil reviews
He knows it's not normal: Normal people don't live with these worries, normal people aren't afraid all the time. An attempt to keep Snape out of Azkaban after the war has unexpected consequences. Oneshot. SS, HP, AD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Awakening desire by akebou reviews
What will happen if the akatsuki zombi team meet the Kakuzu and Hidan from another world? Warning : Lemon and Rape! KakuHidan -not rape, but a bit of molestation-, KakuKaku, JashinHidan and jailersKaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,954 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I'm sick! by akebou reviews
A fluffy KakuHida one-shot! Hidan's "sick", let's see if Kakuzu can heal him... Warning; Lemon and Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Death of Communication by xglittergigglesx reviews
"Deary me, you once again seem to have mixed me up with a fictional holiday character. Last time it was the Easter Bunny." - A series of emails, texts and phonecalls between the members of SPR. MaiNaru/FakeMaiYasuhara
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
A Haunting Past by Jade Starlight reviews
SPR is at it again, only this time, the case hits home for one of them...What happens when they are faced with something so personal that SPR actually doesn't know what to do about it? Naru's at a loss? Mai is breaking down? Rated for future chapters.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,837 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Meningitis by Heliotrope-Housecat reviews
REVISED AND UPDATED. Ed catches a potentially fatal strain of an infectious bacterial disease most commonly found among the young. One shot written to help raise awareness. KNOW YOUR SYMPTOMS! Character near death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Alea Iacta Est by EllaEleniel reviews
When a bout of erratic magic delivers Harry into his professor's hands, the pair make a shocking discovery that forces Harry to face his toughest battle yet. Now, with Snape by his side Harry must fight to survive against a foe more deadly than Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 183,340 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Stories of a Boy by xxxDuckiexxx reviews
Kakuzu had a mission to find the last Jashanist, but that was only a child. In this story you'll follow Hidan as the Akatsuki raise him, and Kakuzu who have to take care of the little beast! Rated M because of detailed despriction of injuries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,092 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
I'm Sorry! by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Little Harry was rescued from the Dursleys by his Daddy, but not all of their lessons are easily forgotten. Entry in the P&S 2012 Prompt Fest. Prompts: It slipped from his grasp and shattered, Fight or flight. Is also a child fic, w/ adoption & self harm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Misconception by misscheekiness reviews
"What kind of a man are you! Your girlfriend here is injured and the only thing you care about is coming on time for wherever it is you have to go!" in which Deidara is mistaken for Sasori's girlfriend. Crackfic. T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
One Hot Afternoon by SadisticPyro reviews
It's a hot afternoon in the Akatsuki hideout and Sasori walks in on Deidara doing something rather interesting and Sasori doesn't like being lied to. Oneshot. No plot :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei The Magic of Love by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara was your average college student, until he stumbles upon the world of magic. He and the irascible warlock by the name of Sasori must go on a difficult quest to break the curse on the necklaces that keep them together, but will love play a part?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,232 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Raising Naruto by MssPerfect reviews
Sasuke never saw it coming, why would he? He had defeated the dobe and was supposed to be on his way to Orochimaru but here he was, back at Konoha and….babysitting! Curse them all! There is no way he is going to change the dobe's diapers…!Baby-Naru chap 2
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,430 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Detention with Professor Umbridge by Tigers and Dragons reviews
If Harry wasn't a spineless, whiny, little git, this is how the detention would have played out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
The Game by xotakux2002x reviews
Give a little, take a little. That's how Kisame and Itachi like to play. kisaita, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Desperate times and measures by xotakux2002x reviews
When Sasuke acts as a cock-block between Itachi and Kisame, the two decide something must be done to get him out of the house. Naturally, disaster follows. kisaita, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012
Brat by xotakux2002x reviews
In the wake of a mission gone wrong, Deidara is left with a chibi nightmare for a partner. Light sasodei at the end, mostly shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
The Job of a Little Brother by Links6 reviews
The final battle between Sasuke and Itachi turns out much more different that either of them ever expected. Brotherly Fluff sick!Itachi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Lovely by TattooKitty reviews
Deidara would do anything to be lovely. Saso/Dei. Eating Disorder, dark themes, and possible Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
The Girl Talks To Angels by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
Hanabi lives life in luxury as the Hyuuga heiress, until her older sister rips it all away from her. In one fight, Hinata proves her worth, banishing her sister from the clan. As she leaves, Hanabi runs into a new life. One as the Akatsuki Artist's pet!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hanabi H. - Complete
Catching Up by Klavieres reviews
Naruto has had enough of Madara's seemingly infinite source of power, and finally calls him out on it. In the middle of the battle field, no less. It's a wonder Gaara hasn't strangled him yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Shards by Katastropheeeee reviews
Shards. Broken pieces were all that was left of him now. The world he had built was crumbling. His mind was declining, descending into madness ...and there was nothing he could do about it. Except perhaps irritate Kakuzu. Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Why Can't I Keep My Mouth Shut? by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
Hidan had problems keeping his mouth shut and it always ended up saying the wrong thing and getting him in trouble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Summer Camp SasoDei style by AkumaNoDanna reviews
SasoDei. Deidara is sent to a summer camp as his crappy birthday present. Bad language mostly by Hidan, Lemon and I really hate summaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,243 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Cat's Pyjamas by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry,6, transforms into a cat and friends Animagus Minerva. Together with Poppy, Remus, Severus etc, she takes him away from Dumbledore and his meddlings, to Kentucky. AU, OOC, mentioning abuse!Dursleys, adoption/name!change. Magically handicapped!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,788 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sickness and Health by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
When the Akatsuki's blond bomber falls ill Itachi reluctantly takes on the tedious task of looking after him due to Tobi's incompetence. How will Deidara react when he wakes up to find his sworn enemy sitting in his room? rating for Hidan's language only
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Taking the Plunge by Arrowfoot the Dragon reviews
A collection of pokémon-based flash fics - short stories that are 1,000 words or less . Universe of the main series games, with premises that will go off the beaten path of the pokémon fandom, I hope. Will update sporadically, whenever a good idea comes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012
A Truly Dedicated Sensei by Sneaky-fox reviews
After Kakashi pawns Naruto off before the 3rd part of the chunnin exams, Ebisu finds he has the perfect student, someone who has all the potential to be great. Naruto then discovers what he can do with a committed sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Ebisu
The Apothecary Knows Best by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sev, Lily, and Harry are trying to live as a happy family, running an apothecary in Diagon Alley, after Lily divorced James years before. But James keeps trying to sabotage their relationship out of petty jealousy. AU, mild CP SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,187 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brilliant Creatures by Muse Scroll reviews
A trainer, having beaten Cynthia, is invited to teach at Hogwarts the basics of Pokémon Training, and he accepts. Based on Hokage Lizy-Sama's story. Rating for safety. Disclaimer: I own neither series.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,669 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Luxray/Rentorar, Harry P.
Suicidal Love by Animefreak00910 reviews
Hidan from Naruto with my OC. Is there more about Jashinism? Are there special powers behind it? Just so you know, I don't own Naruto but my OC. Please give me some reviews or tips. Thanks. Rated M for Hidan's swearing and future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 110 - Words: 216,922 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hidan - Complete
Tainted by Tori of Lorien reviews
Gaining the friendship of a mortal child was not something Thranduil expected on his trip to Imladris with his son. But when secret plots result in grave consequences, the boy may be the king's one hope of survival. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,277 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Thranduil, Aragorn - Complete
The Oliphaunt's Tale by LadyBranwyn reviews
What happened to the oliphaunts who fought in the Battle of the Pelennor Fields? Original characters, Aragorn, Legolas. Written for just ann now.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Aragorn - Complete
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Strange Change of Veruca Salt by Crab Apple Princess reviews
After her trip to the factory, Veruca's parents decide she must be less of a spoilt brat. Sort of a sequel, 2005 movie-verse.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,259 - Reviews: 25000 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Veruca Salt - Complete
Diseases A to Z by Bridge7112 reviews
SasoDei one shots! K is for Kidney Stones!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Jutsu Misfire by Tigers and Dragons reviews
After a jutsu goes disastrously wrong, the Akatsuki are left as young children. Kakuzu, being the least effected, dumps them with the renowned healer, Tsunade, who just happens to be in the Leaf Village. Fun times. Warning: Series Spoilers. Undergoing editing in preparation for update. You can thank "The Last: Naruto the Movie" for this. 2015 01 18
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Growing Up by YaoiPhox reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Forgiveness by Puppylover6948 reviews
After an argument with her father, Maka says some harsh words to her father and leaves him in a sulky mood. As his best friend, Stein takes it upon himself to try and mend the relationship as best he can. Warning: Spanking.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete
Winter's Rising by Dixie Darlin reviews
An indepth look at Copper's transformation from puppy to hunting dog, including wolves, a scene from Bambi, and other winter phenomenons.
Fox and the Hound - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,732 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Complete
These Cold Winter Nights by starest reviews
Mustang finds Edward nearly dead and now must cope with his feelings for the young alchemist in order to save him for himself and his enemies.Please review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Slot Machine by Peanut-Alien-Ninja-Girl reviews
Kakuzu tries to keep Hidan distracted with a slot machine wo he can go on with his business, but things don't go as he had expected. Kakuzu/Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
Mentally Yours by Numia reviews
Full Summary inside Because of his split personality, Naruto is sent to the Konoha Mental Institution. There, he becomes the victim of the sneaky, aggressive pyscopath: Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Momma Told Me by DeviWan reviews
When Kisame was old enough to understand why he didn't have friends at school, his momma held him tight and said that he was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen. He didn't believe her at the time. He wished he could see what she saw. Kisa/Ita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Of Basilisks and Wizard Parents by LLALVA reviews
Sequel to Of Trolls and Wizard Kids. Severus and Harry are father and son and begin the summer before second year. They will face several challenges to their relationship but keep on being there for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,925 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Regards, Harry by Suite Sambo reviews
Sequel to Moment of Impact. Harry and Severus' relationship develops through their correspondence during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. Mainly follows canon but within the H/S mentor relationship established in Moment of Impact.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 191,154 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coming to Know by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Sequel to Coming to Care! Not going to make much sense if you haven't read the first one. Severus made a promise to Harry, how will he fulfill it? Mild swearing, child abuse by the Dursleys. 3rd and final installment is up and in-progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 4,644 - Follows: 3,282 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cure for Hiccups by Klavieres reviews
Itachi is in the middle of a meeting and when he can't seem to get rid of a problem, Kakashi offers to help. Short oneshot, Pre-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3564 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
His Other Side by Aku no Hanabi reviews
Deidara is having emotional problems, and Sasori isnt helping. Rated T for blood, emoness, and Hidan. Warning: I've noticed a lot of people like this story so I think its only fair to warn you it does NOT end happy. Sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
My Friend, ジュン by missmocha77 reviews
After the shinobi war ends, Sasuke returns to Konoha and demands that Sakura marries him. While pondering the situation, she finds Itachi, very alive and without memories. There's trouble communicating, though. He can't remember how to speak. Story has been removed; PM me if you want the original.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 5,362 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
My disturbed and mental version of red riding hood by InsanityWriter96 reviews
Itachi, every fangirl's favorite weasel, hid in the bushes with a high-level cloaking genjutsu, staring curiously at the basket in your hands. His amazing weasel-powered sense of smell told him that your basket had several bottles of purple nail polish
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Make it Stop Please by OmegaWolfStories reviews
Crona has never been ill before so when he wakes up one day with stabbing stomach pains, he fears the worst. Can Maka help Crona deal with being ill? After all, its just the flu...right?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Maka A., Crona
The Common Cold by SweetCheri reviews
"Well, if my little Kaoru gets sick then we certainly can't have any real fun together can we Kaoru?" He purred, making Kaoru blush. "I guess we could play doctor and patient..." When Kaoru catches the common cold, the twins are forced apart :O
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Tiny White Tampon by LoloxBear reviews
Temari has been through a lot, especially in regards to her family. But no amount of missions and training could have prepared her for the day when Gaara discovered her tampons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Equality by xXSakixPsychoxTeddyXx reviews
-KakuzuxHidan- "So I'm guessing anything I do to you, you'd do back to me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Samthebear reviews
warning: LEMONS! lots and lots of it - if you're under 18 please dont read it, if you cant deal with lemons, dont read it, if you just dont like lemons in general dont read it. MaixNaru and LinxMadoka no plot. just lemony GH goodness
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,142 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Happy Leaf by Bridge7112 reviews
Basically rehab, metal illness, alcholic, drug addict you name it. Sasori finds himself there, and for some strange reason attracted to his roommate. Will the two be able to help each other out and over come their illnesses? Sasori's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 58,970 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Partnership On Trial by obsidianLight16 reviews
Deidara and Sasori are newly partnered in Akatsuki,and they don't exactly get along the best. But then a mission comes along that could possibly change their rocky partnership...to an even rockier one!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 4,278 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Buried Alive by Bonomania reviews
When Harry was left at home alone, he could feel the trouble brewing around him. Little did he know his life was going to change that night in more ways than one. Contains mentions of medical procedures and blood. May be distressing for some .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,599 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Greet Me by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi has a headache and it seems like no one realizes it. But a lack of greeting is all it takes for someone to notice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Amatarasu by DeafeningSilence1317 reviews
The Akatsuki do things some things very religiously. This is the tale of Amatarasu; a rock that must make a journey from Deidara's room all the way to... THE LOUNGE. LE GASP.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: Son of the Akatsuki by Hanhula reviews
4-year-old Uzumaki Naruto was just put into hospital. 10-year-old Uchiha Itachi just killed his clan, minus Sasuke. Itachi decides to bring the jinchuuriki child along with him. Let's see how the Akatsuki can cope with looking after a child. 01/12/2014: I'm sorry, but this fanfic's currently discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,361 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Meet me at the Playground! by crescent-moon-demon reviews
It started with one day where he couldn't watch his son, and so left him in the protection of the Academy's chunnin. Suddenly his five-year old wants to go to the playground there everyday. SasuNaru, fluff, Over-protective Yondy {Discontinued}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,641 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Two Man Teams by brandeee reviews
Pain and Konan decide it wouldn't be such a bad thing if Akatsuki were to double as a dating service, which leads to Kakuzu being forced to take his new partner or, rather, Partner , Hidan, out for a nice romantic dinner. Or something. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Good Luck Superstition by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori said something to Deidara before they left on a mission- and now the blonde won't stop trying to touch him! Why! And why is it that everyone seems to know what's going on except for him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Easier Said Than Done by obsidianLight16 reviews
It's winter and Deidara has taken a liking to a certain sweet beverage. Sasori dares say Deidara's liking is borderline on obsession. It's up to him and his friends to separate the blonde from his cocoa for an entire week. No one said it would be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak by Clell65619 reviews
It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Liberating Rain by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein didn't realize how much he was keeping his fellow members away from the outside world- until a storm did it for him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Danger Prone by obsidianLight16 reviews
Let it be said that Deidara had no sense of danger in regards to himself, he hated being compared...and that Akatsuki really did care. They just had different ways of showing it. Albeit, some more odd than others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Family Stuff and Being Blunt by obsidianLight16 reviews
Apparently it's not enough to just call yourself a family. The Akatsuki may sometimes act like one, but they're not seeing it. Pein needs to find a way to convince them... Well- they always did say third time's the charm.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
The Akatsuki, the Puppy, and the Alice and Kathryn by blah di bleh reviews
A one shot for DaniZaraki about her story 'Man I Miss the Kitties'. With Alice being down after her injury, Kathryn and Deidara decide to get her a gift to cheer her up. Now the Akatsuki are on the receiving end of the Louis' incarnate dog's fury.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Bicker by obsidianLight16 reviews
Because if there was anything Akatsuki did, it was bicker. Pein muses at his organization and comes to a revelation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Fever by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
The Runaway by Bridge7112 reviews
Deidara was a college student, Sasori was a Neko who escaped from a lab. When the two meet it's a long road for Sasori to trust the blonde, but little does he know how much the blonde is doing to try and save him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,699 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Worlds Apart by kakashifangrl1012 reviews
Wizards, witches, magic. The concept was ridiculous; did the hokage take him for a fool? Then again... "There is more than one kind of magic, Kakashi. I'd like to believe it exists. Wouldn't you?" He wasn't so sure he knew the answer to that question.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 112,943 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 2,762 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
A Fathers Touch by Dreamweaver56 reviews
Eds sick and being as stubborn as he is won't admit it. But what happens when he gets sick in Roy's car? its kind of sappy, but i enjoyed writing it rated t for a few words. RoyxEd PARENTAL!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,455 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Our Life in Berk :Collection of Oneshots: by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
A collection of oneshots told mainly in Toothless's point of veiw about Berk, Hiccup, Astrid and the other dragons and Vikings.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,473 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Series of Strange Events by Drixia reviews
The Akatsuki are mysteriously turned into kittens and sent to our world! A 17 year old girl finds them and decides to keep them. She and her mother somehow change them back to their true forms. Chaos reigns supreme in this house. Humorous until about Chpt. 13! Completed, but attempting to revise! Sequel, 'A Series of Strange Events: Into the Past' now UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,559 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Of Nappies and Milk by TheKittyRin reviews
Sirius Black was never much of a baby guy. Yet one night, he is asked to baby-sit little Harry. This shall be a tedious night, but it is a task that he, Greatest Godfather ever to live, must achieve in order to undertake the long road to perfection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,196 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Tooth Hurts by N Harmonic reviews
Hidan has a tooth ache and Kakuzu takes him to the dentist. Will it turn out to be something more... Sorry bad summary better story... CHAPTER 2 IS UP
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Military Courtesy by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Hey, Colonel." It just wasn't right that such a peppy and normal salutation should make Roy's instincts surge into survival mode and his fingers itch with the need to reach for his gloves. "What are you up to, Fullmetal?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hiding Incognito by obsidianLight16 reviews
Because everything with Kakuzu starts with a bet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by Keono reviews
Sasori was a normal prince, dealing with the normal hardships of life when he gets his own servant for his birthday. But things don't always go as plan for the certain duo. Yaoi in later chapters, torture, and other stuff that I forgot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 147,977 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Nightly Rituals by masruiiiik reviews
It would always start off with Deidara asking Sasori to go to bed with him and end off with everyone going on a homicidal streak or, in Pain's case, a suicidal streak. Dedicated to amaya ookami. Crack-fic! Slight SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Naruto: Revenge by Kolarthecool reviews
UNDERGOING REWRITE. After returning Uchiha Sasuke to the village, Naruto is attacked by an angry mob. Sick and tired of their treatment, he leaves the village behind, swearing revenge on all those that have wronged him: lucky for him, Kyuubi's more than willing to lend a hand. Godlike!Naruto. Multiple crossovers. Warning: Expect a few cliches.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,131 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 181 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Realignment by dreamseeker09 reviews
The day Edward Elric literally grew out of short jokes, Roy knew that there was something very wrong with the unvierse. Slight crackfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Sand and Stone by X-Midnight-Lady-X reviews
A fic for Deidara's birthday! Loosely based on the Sand and Stone story. AU When Sasori and Deidara get into a fight, Sasori hits him. Deidara decides to write this into the sand. Later, he writes something interesting in stone. R&R please! Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Bomber's Biggest Bang by BAKOOM reviews
Everything changes the day Deidara gets kidnapped by Orochimaru. Now impregnated with Kabuto's child, he doesn't know where to turn. Until the least likely person comes to his aid... yaoi, mpreg,lemon ItaDei,KabuDei, and other hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Solace of the Jashinist by WRATH77 reviews
For years, Kakuzu has been haunted by his imprisonment. However, now he has some to comfort him. Hidan/Kakuzu R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Reexamining Things by Harpygirl24 reviews
This is a story of Harry Potter shattering what everyone thinks about him and their first impressions. Based on the First Impressions challenge posted by PyroChilde on Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Duellist by Johnny Farrar reviews
A challenge to a mid-night duel alters Harry Potter's fate. Given a taste of the thrill and excitement of a wizard's duel, Harry's life takes a sudden turn as he immerses himself into the noble art of his fore-fathers — Duelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 340 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Full Metal Magic? by Sil'vinya reviews
Ed is sent on a new mission, under the direct orders of Colonel Mustang. The two of them are to travel to Britain to aid in apprehending a dangerous criminal. Mustang is to work with the local ministry where Ed is to work undercover at a..? Magic school?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,709 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Harry P., Edward E.
No More Moon's Eye Plan by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Naruto and Killer Bee show what they think of Madara's plan the only way they know how - with gratuitous overkill and excessively enormous explosions. Drabble. Crackfic. Some strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Killer Bee, Naruto U. - Complete
Toddler by Vladimir D. Cloud reviews
I'm not very good at titles or summaries, my editors usually do that. Basically Ed is turned into a toddler.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,051 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Hiding Behind Masks by Twisted Vixen reviews
By chance two ex-teammates meet on neutral ground. What happens when the person you thought you knew turns out to be completely different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,042 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 249 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Legend of the Blond Aburame by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Another Life Among the Dead by Redrosesthroughbrowneyes reviews
Naru has just gotten out of the hospital for using PK. Now the adventures continue, as relationships grow, emotions shift, and time moves on- with new mysteries along the way. RXR-Read and Review Please! What is Tempt anyway? ! ? Read To Find Out ! ! ! !
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 107 - Words: 282,486 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.
Death By Books by Hawkpath13 reviews
Library's can be very dangerous places. This is why Roy hated them, and why Ed will probably avoid them for a long time to come. Will this be a death by books? Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Hypothermia by Hawkpath13 reviews
A blizzard whips through Central, with Ed and Roy caught right in the middle! When one of them catches a deadly disease, what will become to our fair heros? Rated T. PARENTAL!Roy and Ed! Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Estel's Day Out by WhiteGloves reviews
Little Estel disappeared and not even Lord Elrond's power could find him. With the Elf Prince's help they realized the child was out for his own dangerous adventure. How will the Lord of Imladris prevent such dangers when he's not beside his son?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Love in Denial by iZabella D.P reviews
Masako hurting Mai would have led our favorite narcissistic Naru confess his feelings to our beloved Mai?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by Ahxis reviews
There were far too many secrets. To many lies. Ed's sick, and he's falling fast...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,081 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
The QuadWizard Tournament by Lazy Tobi reviews
Fudge thinks Sirius is going to come back to get Harry while the Tri-Wizard Tournament is going on. He goes to Konoha to get shinobi to protect Harry, and the school, to come in as representatives for a fourth, Japanese school in the tournament. Team Gai
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,517 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010
In Sickness by lonely-Umbreon455 reviews
What do you do when your significant other falls ill? Despite the chance of getting sick himself, Itachi takes care of his blonde boyfriend. Ita/Dei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Standing Still by Closet-Basket-Case reviews
Japans earthquake and tsunami from the eyes of SPR. "Naru was still holding Mai in his lap; she refused to move. She hadn't opened her eyes since the first glass had shattered. She didn't want to see the world now. It was too ugly, and she knew it"
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete
Anything by mewmewgodess reviews
To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,002 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Riley Killer reviews
Amane has been locked away from society since the kekkei genkai wars. However after killing her isolator for the past 19 years, she is freed with only the knowledge she's gained from books and torture, can she last in the shinobi world? Kisame/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,058 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kisame H., Akatsuki
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 4,800 - Follows: 1,742 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Big Brothers are always the Hero by Links6 reviews
Little Sasuke always noticed when Itachi was sick... sometimes Itachi wish that Sasuke didn't... sick!Itachi hurt!Sasuke ... just brotherly fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Possessing Noll by Xymena Falling reviews
A normal day in the office descends to chaos and confusion as Gene decides to check up on his brother, but fed up with the fact that Mai and Naru still aren't together, he decides to take things into his own hands... MaixNaru
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Eugene D./Gene - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Season of Warmth by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Just before Christmas,Harry hears the basilisk and thinks he's going mad. He flees into a blizzard and is followed by Snape. Trapped by the storm, they hide in a cave. Will they survive to celebrate Christmas? Sick!Harry & sick!Severus. AU, COS, mentorSev
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,354 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
SasoDei The Goldfish by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori sat on the park bench, outwardly stoic, inwardly miserable. He watched the water surface of the manmade lake, searching for a glimmer of gold. At first Sasori thought that Deidara was simply a goldfish, but he turned out to be so much more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Truth is in the Blood by mysterious-Becci-D reviews
Edward has vanished without Colonel Mustang even knowing. Not until he suddenly appears in Central; battered, bloody and brusied... Will The Colonel be able to help him?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Last Rebel by Quote the Speechless reviews
Naruto's spirit is broken at a young age. Now he must rebuild himself, and with the help of Kyuubi and some others, he will do that. His goal? To become the greatest ninja in the world. All reviews welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,391 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Angel's Wings by Jedi Goat reviews
AU. After Deidara goes missing, Sasori and Hidan set out to find him. However, Orochimaru's brewing trouble and the blond is part of his latest experiment. Can Sasori save his partner from his old nemesis, or will Deidara be lost in the transformation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bloody Hands by Shadow's Firebird reviews
Sick of being picked on, Deidara unleashes a Jutsu on Kakuzu that has some...interesting effects. Why is the man trembling? And staring so intently at Hidan? Violent and gory Yaoi ensues. Not for those with a weak stomach. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
S Class Babies by Darkmoonphase reviews
Tainted fruit turns Deidara, Kakuzu, Tobi, and Itachi into babies. Learning about their pasts is great and all but is probably too much trouble than it's worth - especially with all the side romance and having to keep the base from being destroyed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,277 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Akatsuki
Bring Me In From The Cold by Sound Shadow reviews
"Money can only get you so many things. Family isn't one of them." But it wouldn't stop Deidara from trying. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Snow White & the 9 Akatsuki by UndeadScribe reviews
What do the Akatsuki do when a young woman shows up on their -secret- doorstep and offers to be their housekeeper? Mostly... She drives them insane. Odd Snow White story. T for later chapters. Eventual Deidara x OC. Better then summary. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Deidara - Complete
Law of Equivalent Exchange by PureWaterLily reviews
In which Ed rips through the portal, curb kicks the Naruto villains, and gives a whole lecture about their blatant disregard to the one true law of ANY universe: equivalent exchange. Crack.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Madara U., Edward E.
What is He Typing, Anyway? by Goldfish-Con-Carne reviews
Why does Lin spend all his time typing? What is he writing about? And why doesn't he let anyone read it? This is a series of one shots about what might be displayed on that infamous laptop screen of his. Rated T more as a better safe than sorry.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - K. Lin
Untamed by WainGuy reviews
Parental!HughesxEd & Parental!RoyxEd. An escaped experiment in the form of a small boy. Somehow, he is put into a Shelter but remains silent. However, a person manages to get him to open up... Just what does he have to hide? And is he really safe? AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
And Lin's Just Like Uh I'm Gonna Keep Typing by Goldfish-Con-Carne reviews
So, this is really, really, ridiculous, but it was fun to write. Basically, Naru gets tried of Mai wandering off at night and decides to literally teach her a lesson. RxR please!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
SasoDei Beauty and the Beast by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara was just a normal, weird, boy, but all that changes when he is held prisoner by a monstrous Beast. But will Sasori and Deidara manage to fall in love against all odds? And what about that girl Sakura who wants Deidara all to herself? Disney based.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,034 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Danna, it's snowing! by X-Midnight-Lady-X reviews
It's snowing outside the Akatsuki base and Deidara wants to play with his Danna. But Sasori has never seen snow before and now, Deidara's determined to change that. Not yaoi. T for Hidan and AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Girls, Girls, Girls by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Sasuke's hormones have hit, and at eighteen, he is stuck with only Madara for company. This leads to night excursions and Madara is not pleased. Parody. Rated for sexual references, however does not contain sex scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Winter's Heartbreak by Froooooooooooooooooooooost reviews
Deidara accidentally blows up Sasori's room. Sasori gets mad at him and tells Deidara something which sends Deidara out into the snow crying. When Sasori looks for him, he finds a Deidara which is unconscious and barely breathing! What will Sasori do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 4,698 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
KakuHida: The Neko by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
Kakuzu, on his walk home, finds a silver cat with magenta eyes. Some reason Kakuzu decides to take him home, but what happens if the cat turned into a half-human half-cat with ears and a tail? KakuHida Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Driving Me to Insanity by iTorchic reviews
Edward turned 16 and Hughes begins teaching him how to drive whenever the brothers are in town. However when Hughes is murdered, who will teach the imfamous Elric now? Roy Mustang just entered hell, that's for sure. Threeshot. Rated T. NOT YAOI! Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Every Breath You Take by Rena1 reviews
Naru has a problem with Mai. She has a new hobby. One that is driving him mad. Sequel to 'It's Gonna Be Me', but from Naru's point of view.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
I Need You,You Need Me by ShadeLilium reviews
Hughes died and somehow ended up in another world.As he feels like a complete failure he meets a boy in a forest,badly injuried.He helps the boy home and finds out that the boy's an orphan.He realized that they need each other.Summary sucked!Please R&R!
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Maes H.
My Escape by SharkbaitSekki reviews
To the world, the Akatsuki was a bunch of S-class criminals. To them, it was the family they never had. To me, it was my escape from all the pain and suffering my dark, hidden past had endured. Kinda AU,T for abuse,mentions of rape,language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,788 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Frozen Alone by PhantomMouse1115 reviews
When a blizzard sweeps through Central, you'd think it would be wise to stay inside. But for a child prodigy, Ed isn't acting so wise at the moment. Parental Roy fic. NO SLASH! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Konan's Wild Adventures, A Tale Of Epic Faghagery by keikopanda102 reviews
Konan, being the only female in Akatsuki, notices something about her teammates... They are all GAY! So, what does she do with this information? Follow along with Akatsuki's signature faghag and her diary to find out! There may be smut. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Muddling Through by Lyeundu reviews
Kakashi struggles to adapt to a new role after taking custody of his sensei's son in the wake of the Kyuubi attack. *Spoiler warning inside* baby Naruto; additional characters: Mikoto, Gai, Jiraiya, Iruka, Shikaku, Sandaime, Inoichi, Anko, Ebisu, etc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,871 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Attitude Adjustment by Severus Addicted reviews
Albus asks Severus to go watch over Harry at the Dursley house for the rest of summer. When he is there secrets are revealed. Snape adopts Harry eventually. Warning: CP, abuse, language, self harming, OOC, AU, Harry has a HUGE attitude problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,922 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Happy Halloween by BraceYourselvesForImpact reviews
NaruXMai:: SPR gives Mai a special surprise on Halloween.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
NonLinear Time by Death By Segway Scooter reviews
Is being able to see the past and the future really such a good thing?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xatu/Natio - Complete
Hidan's a kid! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Hidan got turned into a kid, can the Akatsuki deal with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,406 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Shadow Of A Doubt by Bookwrm389 reviews
It was meant to be a simple inspection, but a disturbing dream makes Ed uneasy and fearful. His anxiety intensifies when the mission takes a dangerous turn, putting his and Mustang's lives at risk. Can he hold it together long enough to save them both?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Playing with Naru chan by jactehsniper reviews
A series of one-shots all about the SPR employees and their favourite pastime: annoying their boss with all sorts of pranks and games. Contains spoilers and seems to be veering towards a MaixNaru theme.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Kazuya S./Naru
Common Ground by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry hides in the library on Halloween, trying to escape his dreadful memories of Lily's death. No one else seems to remember or care that he lost everything that night. He is found by Snape . . .and also a troll. WINNER-BEST HALLOWEEN STORY at P&S! sequel Common Interests!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ramen & Pancakes by NachtAngel reviews
A story of humour and insanity involving Naruto, Naruko and one too many babysitters AU Namikaze Twins
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Disasters in Childrearing by Duchess Delanie reviews
Stoick discovers the many intricacies of single parenting.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,168 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Stoick, Hiccup - Complete
The Beautiful and the Damned by Shuriken to the face reviews
AU. Deidara is a fast-living, hell-raising, iconic artist with a drug problem. Sasori is a reclusive, lonely artistic genius with a serious commitment complex. Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
An Unexpected Boggart by Kaona reviews
One-shot. What if Professor Lupin had let Harry have a go at the boggart in third year, and what if it turned into something that no one had expected? Coincidentally, Snape's boggart is the exact same...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Partner by obsidianLight16 reviews
The man was always hunched- really he ought to sympathize. So why was it that he couldn't help but to take a jab or two to his partner? OOCness all over :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ghosts of the Past by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
"Your mom was in cahoots with the Akatsuki, who are now living with us! Doesn't that excite you a little?" When the Akatsuki invade their home, two teen girls are entangled in a web of secrets and mystery, with a dash of humor for good measure. Sound fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,079 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
My Rider by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
How to train your dragon, told in Toothless's point of view. A detailed retelling of the story, including parts missed by the film itself. :Story is better than the summary: Rated T for later chapters.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,110 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Toothless - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 960 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 292 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Flustered by Ete Soleils reviews
Mai, being Mai, came down with the flu. Who will nurse her back to health? "Lin's smirk grew as he picked up the cup of tea and took a slow sip. He decided that he was beginning to really, really like that sound she made when she was surprised. A lot."
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Mai T., K. Lin - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist : Rain by Amethyst98 reviews
Ed has finally broken down. He's sick and grieving but after three years of non stop searching for a certain stone and failing wouldn't you? Can Mustang convince Ed to tell him whats wrong? OneShot! Better than summary.Fluffy ending.No yaoi. Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Accident by Kirsti-Lee reviews
A terrible accident leaves Harry incapacitated and alone. With no living relatives left, who will the boy grow to trust and depend upon? Char. Death, mentions of abuse, Severus-mentors-Harry-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Priceless by missmocha77 reviews
Hidan gets taken down a few notches by a local priestess. Rated T for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: The Abridged Script by Calanteli reviews
Because not everyone has time to read the books or watch the movies...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Drug by messlady reviews
A sequel to "Apology". Sasori got his punishment and now he sees everything in different colors. He wants more... and more... Rated M for a reason. DeiSaso smuttiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,395 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I Own You by deideiblueeyez reviews
Ayame is a 16-year-old prostitute for her father. But when a dashing red-haired stranger with ties to a criminally-inclined gang purchases her for his own means, her world is turned upside-down on its hinges. DEIFINITELY ON HIATUS. MAJOR OVERHAUL OF THIS STORY IS DUE IN THE FUTURE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 56,165 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - [Sasori, OC] Kabuto Y., Akatsuki
Wizard of Kitsune by Leaf Ranger reviews
A NarutoXLOTR crossover. The lands of Middle Earth have changed, to become a land of warfare from the shadows. Now, a Great Evil of old has arisen, and it will take the abilities of both the past and present to stop this evil. NarutoxHinata, OCxTayuya
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 292,851 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
My Little Mudkip by UnagiKeki reviews
Team Gai makes a new friend; Multi-chapter cuteness, and most of all, MUDKIPS. Minimum faith in writer required.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Mudkip/Mizugorou, Lee R.
My responsibility by Liett-kun reviews
ONESHOT: Naruto doesn't show up for the missions. it is the responsibility of the teacher to take care of his students. it's up to Kakashi. KAKASHI TO THE RESCUE! R&R NO yaoi or romance! :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mythic Alliance by Jendra reviews
They say there's no such thing as a magical Animagus. They're wrong. Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy join together in an alliance no one, especially Voldemort, is expecting. Severus/Harry mentor, Harry/Draco friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,564 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Head of House by Healer Pomfrey reviews
What if Harry had a different Head of House in spite of being sorted into Gryffindor? Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,041 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The 12 Pains of JASHINmas by MoonlitLotus reviews
A parody of the song "The 12 Pains of Christmas" with the Akatsuki! Christmas Akatsuki plenty of fun and hilarity and Kakuzu's misfortune heh! Warning for Hidan's colourful language, since he just doesn't know how to speak without swearing. RE-VAMP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009
Ciel get's the stomach flu by TSFL reviews
Ciel is sick and Sebastian must help him. Fluffy, fluff x3 changed summary! XD
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Magical Childhood by Kendra James reviews
An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Snape Teaches Vocabulary by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Snape has a theory that the reason why his students cannot brew potions correctly; they do not understand the meaning of the words. Snape decides to change his lesson plan...to a vocabulary lesson. The Gryffindors and Slytherins are less than enthused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hold me tight by Madness Unleashed reviews
"We've all gone throught tough things, kid," Roy whispered to the golden-haired boy's ear. "T-then, why is it that you're not crying l-like me?" "Because of the same reason you don't cry while Al's around... I have someone to be strong for." RoyxEd fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Of Guesses And A Favour by miss atari reviews
Deidara has news for Sasori, but will only reveal it in the form of a guessing game. Sasori has a favour to ask. Mpreg. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Ultimate EO Fan Fiction by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
Complete with heavy sighs, intense creepy stares, a fight with Kathy and the kids, and a breakup that lasts all of three seconds; this is every bad EO fan fiction you've ever read, rolled up into one great big sexilicious story.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 2,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,274 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 6,037 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Infantry by demonfox896 reviews
Ed is turned into a small child during a failed mission, and now it's Roy's job to take care of him. But can he handle the stress inducing, bed wetting, trouble making kid he used to know as Fullmetal? Or will he fall off the crazy cliff? Parental!RoyxEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Just a Cold by Mistclaw reviews
Ed is sick, but no matter how many times Al says it not just a cold Ed doesn't want to hear it. Even though whatever it may be could kill him. Rated T for language and blood, no pairings, Ed and Roy parentalness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,217 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
My Life Needs Subtitles by tastes-like-ciel reviews
Lelouch's odd late-night cravings lead to an extra special hospital visit that results in preparation for "motherhood". / "You!" Lelouch exclaimed, swinging his pillow at Suzaku's face again. "I'm pregnant you bastard and it's all your fault!"
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
How to Have A Kid by soggypotatoes reviews
My first fanfiction X3 random name, idk, off the top of my head. Basically, Deidara gets pregnant. Oh, and the ghost is Jonathan from Full Moon o Sagashite. Contains Sasodei, Gaadei and ItachixKisame. PURE CRACK. Rated M for language and mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Darkness Within by tracefan reviews
A sarcastic Dragonair's carefree life is shattered and he learns that the battle between good and evil affects us all in ways we cannot imagine. Evil lurks in the darkest recesses of our hearts, waiting to be brought out. BEING REBOOTED!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 297 - Words: 669,265 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Dragonair/Hakuryu - Complete
Thunder and Hugs by bdbgirl91 reviews
seems like Hidan has a thing against thunderstorms slight warning: implied BL
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Needles, Novocain, and Nuttiness by MoonStarDutchess reviews
When Riza has a bad reaction to dental surgery drugs Roy has his hands full. He vows never to make her go to the dentist again. Royai Comedy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Of Trolls and wizard kids by LLALVA reviews
First year. The staff in Hogwarts realize that Harry is being mistreated they are going to help him, so they assign him a guardian. The guardian is Severus Snape. It has corporal punishment in some chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,455 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Alterations by Eclipse O. Esor reviews
This is the result of a crappy ending for a show, this is my version of what should happen after episode 25. Mai being Mai still feels bad about what happened and Naru being Naru gets her to spill. Read and review!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,657 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
The Winter Of Crimson Snow by Chrona4Shirotsubaki reviews
Deidara is 15, homeless,mentally and emotionally confused, once abused and used as a prostitue by his father, and is nearing death in the snow. Sasori is the kind mysterious man who saves him and shows him the one thing he never knew... compassion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Burning Souls by HuskyWalker reviews
Deidara is abused, starts in a new school, come in a fight and the Akatsuki want him to join him. Maybe Yaoi. Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Pranksters by Tigers and Dragons reviews
An Akatsuki story in which Tobi is tricked, Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu are force-fed and Itachi sleeps through everything. Rated T because Hidan is talking. A special for Itachi's Birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
A pain in the butt? by wreckedship reviews
Naruto is afraid 'it' will hurt his butt. Sasuke is trying to convince him 'it' doesn't hurt that much since it will be fast! but how does it help making a man...a man?...one-shot AND it won't kill you to REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
1 KakuHida Keep Away by Paige4114 reviews
Kakuzu gets sick. Our favorite Jashinist is there to help. Number 1 of a series. Rated T for Hidan. Yaoi- don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Reversed by TintedElements reviews
At the end of the first anime, Ed is sent back to London. But he's a kid again and through a twist of fate gets involved with the wizarding world. Will the alchemist help save wizarding Britain? Will he find a way to return to his home and true family? Written by Autzulfrost.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,206 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
I hate you A to Z by priestessgrrrl reviews
Roy and Ed have an alphabetical insult contest. Hilarity ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14314 - Favs: 7,394 - Follows: 5,599 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Tobi is a Bad Boy by LittleMissDeathy reviews
Zetsu-san finds out that Tobi isn't such a good boy after all...heheh. ZetsuxTobi. Yaoi, lemons, smut. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi
How to Train Your Dragon: A Guide by yesimahuman reviews
The definitive handbook on dragons, how they behave, and how to train them, "How to Train Your Dragon" is, without a doubt, a must-read for prospective dragon owners. Buy before July 8th at Orlick's bookstore and receive a copy signed by the author.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,740 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Cohabitation Takes Some Effort by Chiharu Octavia reviews
Papa!Roy. One-shot. Roy has taken in Ed and Al now that they're restored and have nowhere to go, but Ed's finding it difficult to share the one thing he never had to share before: his brother.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE Snape tackles his toughest mission yet – babysitting Harry Potter. 100 word Drabbles. De-aging.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Occlumency is on Monday by HpFanficFan reviews
Harry hates Monday. Occlumency is on Monday. Harry hates Snape. Snape teaches Occlumency. Harry hates Occulmency. Mondays were always the same. But this Monday would be different, and it would change everything... NON-Slash. Snape mentor Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,085 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Purely Scientific by PastaWar19 reviews
Roy couldn't stop pissing off the Fullmetal Alchemist. Ed, who has finally had enough, uses the scientific method to find out the best way to shut the Colonel up. The first time Edward Elric kissed Roy Mustang, it was purely scientific. Roy/Ed. Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Coincidences by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Due to an outbreak of the Mermaid measles, the Heads of House have to check on their students, who live in Muggle environments, during the summer holidays. Someone has to check on Harry. Set after 5th year, completely AU, abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Accomplice in the Woodchipper by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Coming to Care by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
This is a Harry/Severus care/bonding fic. Harry gets sick during detention with Severus and Severus has to care for him until he gets better. References to child abuse not by Severus . Mild swearing. 1st sequel is up and complete, 2nd sequel is in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Thing by AmazingGrace36 reviews
Complete! After a trip to Little Whinging to satisfy his curiosity, Severus returned to Hogwarts sporting a present from the Boy-Who-Lived… drool and bogies. And Potter, only sixteen-months-old, had already earned himself a detention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Portrait Experiences by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
One-Shot. Cute, sweet fluff. Albus Severus Potter is called to the Headmistress's office, but he isn't feeling too well. Whose portrait ends up noticing this fact?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 699 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Finally by Airanke reviews
Tsunade decides that it's high time Hidan was dug out of his hole. However, he seems to have lost his pride and arrogance. Can Sakura help him get it back, and can he help her learn to love again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,044 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Escaping Reality by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
Gaara used to create characters with the sand. He would pretend that he was someone else. Someone different. To him, it was a comfort. It was an escape. Sand Sib Bonding
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Two Hawks Hunting by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Broken Wings! Harry & Severus quest for the remaining Horcruxes. Can they fulfill the prophecy of Two Hawks Hunting and destroy Voldemort forever? AU, pre-HBP, HBP/DH noncompliant! No slash, mentor/guardian fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 336,613 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Keep a Watchful Eye by starlesscity reviews
Naruto gets severely injured saving Sasuke’s life on a mission.He's still in the hospital three weeks after the incident;the only way he’s allowed out is if someone takes care of him.Sasuke is offering himself up for the task,but what's the catch?SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,243 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consequences of the Quill by Healer Pomfrey reviews
What if Umbridge's Blood Quill had more far reaching consequences? Set in Harry's fifth Hogwarts year, completely AU, partly OOC, mentioning abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Never Too Late by Rosaleen reviews
The Hogwarts Headmaster enlists a little help to give Severus and Harry something they've missed. A baby Severus and Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,213 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Albus D.
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 253 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Sherman The Rock by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed finds out the hard way that the definition of a pet can be very vague indeed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Water Conservation by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. You can take the Sand-nin out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of them. Sasori proves to the rest of Akatsuki that in Suna, water conservation isn't so much regulation as religion. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Juniper by Agent Spielplatz reviews
A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,830 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Lin's Dress Code by XFrenchieX reviews
Lin only thought he could win.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2010 - K. Lin, John B. - Complete
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Lugeo by Kutsu reviews
War is never fun for anyone. Lucky Sasuke has that annoying blond to distract him from daily life, though it would be nicer if they stopped trying to kill each other on a daily basis. Affectionately of course. Sasunaru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loophole by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Ed decides Al deserves his due. Mustang is not amused.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Lake Trip by GoesKaboom reviews
Pein decides he's sick of his organization moping around the lair, so he decides it's time for a mandatory vacation. Of course, nothing ever goes as planned. Crack fic. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
They Won't Pay Their Taxes! by Jedi Goat reviews
AU Akatsuki-fractured version of the Three Little Pigs. Who's afraid of the Bid Bad Kakuzu? ...Well, just about everyone in the village, when it comes time to pay their taxes. And this year, three very foolish people decided to tempt the miser's fury...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Of Hills and Bluebells by Enchantable reviews
How to Train Your Dragon Fic HTTYD . Post-Movie Hiccup has a little trouble making it up the hill to his house, fortunately Astrid's there to help and the two of them get a moment to be, well, viking teenagers who saved the world.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
You've got NI! by Kyia.L.Kenobi reviews
The Knights who say Ni! order a shrubbery from amazon.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cop Out by o0oBeezelneffo0o reviews
Life sucks for Sasuke - he has to take on Naruto, the cheeky troubled teen who keeps getting arrested, to live with him. So whats the blonde hiding? Sasuke as a policeman has to find out. But does hate turn in to love for both of them? SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,824 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Returning Hope by Ithil-valon reviews
Estel has returned to Imladris, but all is not well. Elladan still suffers from the debilitating injury to his shoulder and grows doubtful that he will ever again protect his family. Can the love of a young brother return hope to Imladris?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,375 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Aragorn, Elrohir
A Trip to London with Consequences by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Minerva McGonagall notices a small black cat taking a nap at an unfortunate spot; moreover, the cat doesn't smell like a real cat but rather seems to be an Animagus. Set when Harry is seven; Completely AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry, MM/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 157 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Red Ribbons by crazylittlecheezer reviews
The blood dripped down the side of her mouth matching the red ribbons in her hair...Naru's stomach did flip-flops..."I won't forgive you if you don't wake up Mai...I won't forgive myself."
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
SasoDei School Of Freaks by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is attending a new school with a twist, they are all freaks of nature. While looking for his dorm he meets a certain red head on a balcony. He is shown the way to his room and finds out Sasori is his new room mate. SasoDei, M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,262 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Don't Apologize by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. They have always had a tense relationship, a relationship they barely talked about. A relationship Kakuzu apologizes for. And Hidan isn't so sure what to think about that. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5894 - Favs: 9,117 - Follows: 3,452 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Chance Meeting at The Ink Pot by teddylonglong reviews
Severus Snape meets a six-year-old Harry Potter at The Ink Pot and ends up buying a book for the child, unaware of the far reaching effects of his spontaneous kindness. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childic, abuse!Dursleys, Changing POVs Sev/Harry .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,717 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homocidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
Mama's Love by Sairuh reviews
The first time I touched a Pokemon was the first time that mama beat me." A unexpected story coming from a girl who has never truly been loved until she rescues a beaten and bruised Poocheyena. Now she must keep him a secret or face the consequence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Poochyena/Pochiena
Maybe Things Can Change by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Very similar to Coming to Care, but without the continuations. I originally drafted the two at the same time. Sick!Harry. Severus taking care of him. Bonding. A little sappy. Mild swearing. Reference to child abuse/neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,063 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Masculinity Fail by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. The question begs to be asked: is Konan an honorary man, or are some of the men honorary women? Itachi and Deidara aren't quite sure they want an answer. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Away in a Manger by Snapegirlkmf reviews
On Christmas Eve, an unwanted child is left in a manger and found by a young Potions Master, changing both their lives forever. AU, implied child abuse, neglect, Sev raises Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,365 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Linked by Keono reviews
It was just a normal night for a certain blond. That was, until a certain red headed vampire than came in and changed his life forever. Lol, first story. YAOI WARNING. Sasodei. Lemon for later chapters! Mpreg. Edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,572 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Perfect Vessel by shima orealu reviews
What if Orochimaru had picked Naruto to be his next vessel, instead of Sasuke and had given Naruto the curse seal in the forest of death? What would happen differently?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,522 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Dreams by Midnight Moonfly reviews
As the night is dim, the Akatsuki quietly sleep. But what are they dreaming? -Short-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Canary by Urufu-chan reviews
Deidara doesn't know why Itachi decides to help him when he's sick, and the Uchiha prefers the reason to remain a secret. Light Yaoi, Fluff. One-shot. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3388 - Favs: 4,674 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bella's Lullaby by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Mass-murderers are not meant to be babysitters. Sometimes, though, sacrifices are made for little sisters. Bellatrix watches over her baby nephew and hilarity is bound to ensue on what could very well be Draco and Bella's last adventure in child-care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Breathe by Jedi Goat reviews
Deidara comes down with a fever, and Sasori's ignoring him. Is his partner really as cold-hearted as he seems...? No ships.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
2 AM by Jedi Goat reviews
Thirteen-year-old Deidara has a nightmare. Sasori wonders why his partner is such a brat. But is that really such a bad thing...? No ships
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Winner Takes It All by Jedi Goat reviews
Shippuden. Ino's fed up with always placing second to her rival, Sakura. That's when an unlikely someone offers a word of insight… Neji/Ino if you squint XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Ino Y., Neji H. - Complete
PayBack! by Carrie2sky reviews
AU One-shot set in "Good ‘ol School Days" universe. Naruto is going to ‘payback’ his father in kind for his surprise party from October. Follow up from “Surprise”.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
I'm Sorry, Shikamaru by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
It was an accident. It was a mistake. It was just a one night stand. But it started it all. How Shikamaru and Ino were going to deal with the shocking pregnancy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,505 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Best Medicine by thebestIcan reviews
Kenshin's got the flu and it's up to Sano to nurse him back to health. T for suggested content.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Sanosuke, Kenshin - Complete
Digging his Own Grave by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Ron is very jealous of Harry, so jealous that he tries to make him ill. Unfortunately, he succeeds but with what consequences for himself? Set in third year. Completely AU, Snape slightly OOC, evil!Ron. Sick!Harry. Originally meant as a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Fosterling by Evendim reviews
Litle Estel has newly arrived in Imladris, and Glorfindel aids his transition into the realm of the Eldar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Twiglet and the Billy Goat by Evendim reviews
Little Legolas wants a pet, but his father, King Thranduil, is too absorbed with ruling the Greenwood to find him one. Trust to the little sprite to find one for himself!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Akatsuki's Answering Machine by Secret Sheik reviews
This may be the feudal era, but Akatsuki needs an answering machine for all the calls they get. However, sometimes the answering machine can get pretty weird...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Akatsuki
Shame Needs No Voice by NightShadow131 reviews
Estel holds a deep secret tightly, refusing to let it surface. However, time passes and it eats at him, tearing at his facade. How much longer will he be able to endure?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Voldemort's Weird Adventure by MinionsOfTheNachoArmyUnite reviews
Voldemort gets trapped inside Pong. 'Nuff said.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Believe by Victory-Starr reviews
It's Christmas Eve and little Harry has many requests, but none of them are for Santa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Fun by wonderfulmika reviews
Zetsu Teaches Tobi his fun song...hehe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
If a Picture Paints a Thousand Words by Evendim reviews
It had seemed an excellent idea to Twiglet, alias little Legolas, to make a picture for his Adar, to celebrate 'Rhiw', 'Winter', but as always, things surrounding Twiglet seldom go to plan!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Magic Santa on Privet Drive by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Santa visits the Dursleys on Christmas day and insists on giving a present to a five-year-old Harry Potter. Completely AU, Severus very OOC, sick!Harry. Just a small fairy-tale for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10340 - Favs: 12,778 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Snapshots by DnKS-giRLs reviews
A collection of one shots following the event of Pure Hearted Love. Some mere snapshots portraying the live of Lelouch vi Britannia and Kururugi Suzaku as the royal couple of The Holy Empire of Britannia.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,971 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Stars that Make Up the Night Sky by HpFanficFan reviews
The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The best present ever by Tobifan4444 reviews
It's tobi's birthday.Deidara just found out from zetsu, what will deidara give tobi? One-shot deiXtobi Yoai do not like do not read. rated M just in case ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Tug by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Harry has an accident, and guess who has to look after him? Why none other than Severus Snape, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
What If They by Evandar reviews
What if the members of Akatsuki never became missing nin? Oneshot. Based on challenge from the What If meme on narutomeme. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Apology by messlady reviews
Sasori has insulted Deidara and his art too many times, and the blonde artist is finally fed up with this. He’s not gonna work with the puppet until he apologizes. And it won’t be as easy as simply saying ‘sorry’… Rated M not without a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Menagerie by Bil reviews
Take one Severus Snape, one baby Potter, and one insane Headmaster; simmer gently and stir well. Don't forget to duck! AU Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bringing Up Twiglet by Evendim reviews
How will Thalion and Brethilas entertain little Legolas, and spare Thranduil's frayed nerves, in the aftermath of Queen Pharin's death?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Are You Cross? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursleys at the age of four and is raised by Sirius and Remus. A childhood that Harry deserved! Lots of bonding as Harry begins to trust Sirius and Remus. First fic, so please review. WARNING: DURSLEY ABUSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 126,051 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Twiglet's Tribulation by Evendim reviews
Little Legolas' innocent excursion to gather berries with his naneth goes hideously wrong.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Lost and Found by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE Harry's relatives abandon him at the playground at age six, miles away from their home. Who should find him but the one and only, Severus Snape. Sevitus/Severius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,930 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Biggest Mistake of Them All? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Everyone makes mistakes, even great men like Dumbledore. But was placing six-year-old Harry Potter with Severus Snape the biggest mistake of them all? Or maybe…it could work out after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sasuke's Completely Unnecessary Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's been wandering alone since Madara's defeat and he's doing fine. Or he would be if Naruto and Sakura would leave him alone. Then to make matters worse his various relatives decide to stage an intervention. What part of 'fine' don't they get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
My Humps by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
Konan listens to the radio...and only disaster awaits. AKATSUKI CRACK. My Humps owned by The Black Eyed Peas RATED T FOR YOUR INNOCENT EARS. And then some...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
ChildHood Is Calling by Bubonicc reviews
Kakuzu Has found a new Bounty...Turns out the Bounty is only 6 years old and named Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sickly Silence by atlantiandragoness reviews
It was an unusually quiet day at the Akatsuki base. No explosions, no screams from Tobi because said explosions were being aimed at him, and no endless stream of curses from Hidan over his partner being a ‘greedy heathen bastard’ again. Sasori hated it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Comfort by Bookwrm389 reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist? Afraid of needles? Ed's phobia was irrational and downright juvenile, but why did this fear exist in the first place?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Kakuzu's Side Job by Arzosah reviews
One-Shot. Akatsuki crack. Kakuzu has a secret side job that he doesn't want discovered. Pein finds out and isn't sure he approves. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
zettobi by kisaitaluvr reviews
tobi isnt a good boy so zetsu decides to punish him WARNING: YAOI DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Cubes, Ladders And Horses by Bookwrm389 reviews
Al may have been a sucker for these silly psychic readings, but why did he have to drag Ed down with him? Watch as the Elric brothers get cubed. I swear this is not crack.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Brainteasers by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed and Al face a new dilemma. Dialogue-only fic, and seriously...don't take it too seriously.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Long Walk by OuijiBoardofDeath reviews
A young trainer named Arden, sadled with a lame squirtle when he wanted a charmander, is on a journey through the Kanto reigion. Faced with an incompetant team and his own inadequacies, can he manage to make something of himself?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 105,024 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Gang Spy by RogueWarrior869 reviews
After getting beaten by his gang for disobedience, Deidara is found by the enemy gang, Akatsuki, in their territory with amnesia and Pein decides to use this to his advantage. To take down the enemy from the inside out. Eventual SasoDei. Modern Day AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Office With A View by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang is the Fuhrer, Hughes is alive and Ed gets his very own office. Which may not necessarily be a good thing. But at least the view is quite...interesting. Slight crackfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Akatsuki spend a day at the pool by NachtAngel reviews
One Shot.Akatsuki spend a day at the pool...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
50 Deidara Ficlets by RogueWarrior869 reviews
For the 50 Ficlets community over at LiveJournal. Claim: Deidara. These will be friend, gen and family only. 1. A few months after Deidara joins, he gets injured on a mission. More pride then physical but finds out he may have misjudged his older partner
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Surprise! by Carrie2sky reviews
One-shot. It's Naruto's tenth birthday. He wants it to be a special celebration. But Minato might just ruin the whole thing for him. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Tea Addict by CherryButterfly reviews
Tea addict v/s Tea Maker.When certain circumstances lead to Naru not having his tea for a day, what happens is known to all, but what Naru does is know to none. What does Naru do to get his dose of tea or rather what does tea deprived Naru do to Mai? NxM
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Running Away by Bil reviews
AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Touch Me, un! by Gone4everAndaDay reviews
The Vampire Pein and his brothers, Zetsu, Kakuzu and Kisame band together to buy a birthday present for their hated little brother, Sasori. Sadly, Deidara is chosen as a pet. Poor him. It's a shame Sasori, under all his silence, loves rough bondage! RAPE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,752 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
The Guardians Next Door by sprite.isn't.lemonade reviews
After hearing that Harry is being abused, Dumbledore sends Severus and Minerva to investigate. Posing as a married couple, they move in next door and watch over Harry before they can take him away on his 11th birthday. Abusive Dursleys & mentor Snape. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,832 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Kisame's Devious Plan by LiteralBlue reviews
For the Akatsuki, a trip to the hot springs turns into a fiasco as they face missing soap, little old men, bomb divers, Tobi's adventuring, an obscure cult and more. And in the middle of all that, Kisame has devised ... a Devious Plan! OCs. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 226 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like Fighting by amamiya reviews
Hiko never misses an opportunity to instruct Kenshin. But does the pupil also have something to teach his master? One-shot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Hiko, Kenshin - Complete
Two becomes three by Life-in-motion reviews
Sasori And Deidara has just started a relationship when Deidara discovers that he is pregnant! How will Sasori react? And how is this even POSSIBLE! SasoDei, mPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,461 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Onsen Revenge by Shinigami's Lullaby reviews
SPR has a new case, at an Onsen! Mai is targeted by a vengeful spirit, and gets pulled deeper than she'd like into a horrific murder case. Can Naru protect Mai from the spirits, or has SPR finally encountered a case they can't solve? NM
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,288 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki on The Maury Show by 01Corkscrew reviews
The Akatsuki organization are guest stars on the Maury Show...A baby was found on their doorstep and a letter from a woman claiming that one of them was the father, excluding Konan of course, and all want to hear "You Are Not The Father" Who is the father
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Dead Line by meganekko-bomb reviews
When Edward is kidnapped by serial killers, Roy is the only who can save him. But will he make it before midnight? RoyEd mature themes. NC, Abused Ed, Yaoi Now Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,363 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Everything is OK by PrincessBite-Me reviews
The Call. The Train. The Terrorists. The Bomb." Ed is injured and Roy must find him. fast! RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Cloud Watching by My.Changeling reviews
When Naru and Mai watch clouds outside a haunted museum, they find a bunny, a dragon, a horse, a puppy, a fish, and a cat. Who knew that finding animals in the sky would bring such a happy outcome? Naru and Mai! Reviews are great guys!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sauske the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 123 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Phoenix Land by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Fawkes rescues eight year old phoenix Harry from his relatives and takes him to Phoenix Land, then to Hogwarts to become a professor's as well as an elf's familiar. Will the teachers find out about his identity? Completely AU, partly OOC, Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,089 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Ghost Hunt Chat Room by Golden Wattle reviews
What happens when the Ghost Hunt cast find a chat room? R and R but keep it nice please. Implied Naru x Mai
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Don't Tick Off The Shark! by Jinzouningen reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
The Power of Fangirls by RuneWitchSakura reviews
In the Forest of Death, Orochimaru and the Sound Four underestimated the most powerful force of all: Uchiha Sasuke’s fangirls. His underestimation changes the whole of the Naruto series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Encounter with the Devil in the Toyshop by Healer Pomfrey reviews
In a toyshop, eight-year-old Harry meets a man in black clothes. 'If Father Christmas thinks so badly of me, maybe the devil will like me,' he thought, accepting the stuffed dragon the devil gave him, but it was not a normal Muggle dragon. AU, partly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Suited Fate by Twilight Journey reviews
The sound of sirens could be heard throughout the woods as an ambulance zoomed off toured the hospital. She just had to be this rodent’s next victim. I would like to know what you think so please R&R. Thank You!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008
Rivers of Hades by dllang89 reviews
At age 9, Sarutobi decides Naruto is ready to find out about the Uzumaki clan and their power: to control the rivers of the Underworld. Main pairing: NarutoHinataTemari Rating may go up in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,809 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Akatsuki's War by spriterx reviews
Sequel to Akatsuki's Daughter. Act 2. Can Temari survive the war that the Akatsuki declared on the world?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 81,440 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Temari, Konan - Complete
fresh and calm by h0use-m0use reviews
AU. Wanting to be left alone, Harry neglects to visit the Hospital Wing after he is hit by the rogue bludger, and is caught by Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magical Pickup Lines by RoastedGrover reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a pub, and much hilarity ensues. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rescue on the Beach by Healer Pomfrey reviews
The Dursleys grudgingly take nine-year-old Harry with them to Mallorca for their summer holiday, only to leave him alone on the beach. Just a little holiday drabble, only meant for entertainment, not a terrific plot... AU, neglect!Dursleys, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., R. Hooch - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Dealing with Roy Mustang by E.Mahiru reviews
Edward has to deal with Roy 24 7 and things get crazy! Roy has to deal with Edward and all his stupid stunts! Through it all, Roy will learn just who Ed really is inside. Parental!RoyEd Sorry guys, voting over. GORGONZOLA
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 155,611 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Of plants and Good Boys by I Love Jiraiya reviews
Tobi is afraid of a thunderstorm and ends up crawling in bed with Zetsu. The plant man sees this as an oppurtunity and attempts to make the younger Uchiha his. Will Zetsu make Tobi his. First TobixZetsu fanfic. Please read. XD and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi
Taffy by GoesKaboom reviews
Due to a cooking experiment of Tobi's gone awry, the Akatsuki finds itself in a rather sticky situation. Crack oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Akatsuchi - Complete
I'm Not Hurt by WhiteGloves reviews
A child's pain is the whole family's pain. Estel learns the meaning of Friendship. Legolas/Elladan/Elrohir
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
You're Kidding by xotakux2002x reviews
mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,867 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
To Infinity and Beyond by The Crack Fairy reviews
In the year 3269, A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I. begin acting on their plans for universe domination by meeting on Planet X. Chaos ensues. Sci Fi AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Don't Ask, Don't Tell by Arzosah reviews
Akatsuki crack. Sasori and Orochimaru return unusually late from a mission, and no one really wants to know the reason why. Contains cross-dressing. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4965 - Favs: 4,527 - Follows: 4,111 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 501 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
What! The Hokage's Pregnant! by Rikouchan reviews
[SasuNaru] Sequel to “We’re Getting Married & That’s FINAL!” After 1 month later of their marriage, Naruto was promoted as the new Rokudaime. Then 2 months later, something happened unexpectedly…the Rokudaime was pregnant. Oh the HORROR! [Mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Blond Jokes by Songstone reviews
You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Broke It by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Hidan likes it rough, and sometimes Kakuzu forgets his own strength. KakuHidan. Drabble thing, half lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Happy Fathers Day, Danna! by RogueWarrior869 reviews
A modern day AU Fathers Day one-shot. Chibi fic so non yaoi. Five year old Dei's present gives Sasori something to think about. The worst thing here is the out of character-ness.XD.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Puppet Love by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Poetry. SasoDei. Deidara thinks about Sasori and his puppets, and wishes his Danna could love him like he loves his puppets. Rating to be safe. Second chap is fanfic. Happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Harry's Strange Charms by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry falls ill a week before Christmas in his first year, and Dumbledore decides to send Harry back to the Dursleys. Will Professor Snape and his wife, Harry's magical aunt, be able to prevent that by becoming his guardians? AU, OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,756 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
The Proposal by Arzosah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Smile for Me by Hatake Sakino reviews
my first fan fic. just a short story of how i pictured the narcissistic Naru if he were to confess his love to Mai : Rated T just to be safe.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Meiji Times by SiriusFan13 reviews
Imagine if there were magazines in Meiji.Now imagine there was a Letter to the Editor section in one of those magazines.And imagine the Ruroken cast decided to write in.The result would be Meiji Times.Don't just blame me.It's Shirou Shinjin's fault, too!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009
Family Love by spriterx reviews
What if the Thrid Hokage gave is life to seal the Kyuubi instead of the Fourth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 64,510 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,394 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bloodline Destroyer by oso1991 reviews
Naruto is taken out of the village by Itachi on the Hokage's order. When Naruto returns though, he has a power that will make the Sharingan shatter, Byakugan blind, and the Rinnegan helpless. Super powered Naruto. Sakura and Sasuke bashing. Naruharem DISC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 168,479 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
TEH BEST FANFIC EVAR by aliasaurorasaccounthasmoved reviews
Sometimes, this author gets sick of reading crappy fanfiction so horrible you have to wonder if they took it seriously when they were writing. When that happens, this author writes her own! You'll see, just shaddup and read!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
A Jashinist Wedding by The Crack Fairy reviews
Blood is red, Veins are blue, Please don’t be mad, But I need you to marry me or else the high priests of Jashin-sama will kill me in the cruelest possible way - Hidan" Crackfic, KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Storm by narusasunaru kit reviews
Naruto is deathly afraid of storms, especially ones like these…AU, OOC, SasuNaru,FLUFF
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reality's Illusion by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[The dead do not walk, but the broken do not die, so where does that leave him?] When a blue eyed man with whisker-like scars and no memory shows up four years after the Yondaime's death, Sarutobi doesn't know what to think. [Time travel, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,420 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U.
TwentyFive Dollars by Songstone reviews
Kakuzu comes home from work late one night only to find his young son waiting eagerly for him, having a few questions to ask him. -In which Kakuzu learns family is more important than money-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
What's For Dinner? by Nieriel Raina reviews
He always knew wood-elves were strange. Will their outlandish customs prove too much for a stout dwarf like Gimli? 2ND PLACE March 2009 Teitho Contest; 2ND PLACE 2009 MEFA Genres: Character Study: Friendship. Undying Friendship Series. Year 3019 Third Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Light into Darkness by Complete Hollow reviews
Descending into darkness, Ash Ketchum disappears from the Pokemon Circuit for 4 years. His plans for world domination is at hand and nothing will stop him. Pearlshipping. Complete!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,145 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Your 'Wife' by Melby7777 reviews
In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. Yaoi, eventual smut. IT IS COMPLETE starts off bad, ends pretty good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,047 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Go Swimming by xUchihaGirl94x reviews
COMPLETE The Akatsuki go swimming and get up to all sorts of things...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
You're Mine by xotakux2002x reviews
deidara has a good reason for hating iwagakure. sasodei fluff, dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Sick by xotakux2002x reviews
despite being bedridden, deidara finds happiness in his situation. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Property of by xotakux2002x reviews
what will deidara get his danna for a birthday present? read and see X3 oh, and for those of you curious as to itachi's "gift", read Cut. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009
Precious by xotakux2002x reviews
sasori and deidara have a rocky partnership, at best. and yet, they need each other. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Poison by xotakux2002x reviews
deidara's life is toxic, slowly killing him from the inside out. how long before the blonde tries to finish the process? sasodei dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Nothing to Fear by xotakux2002x reviews
deidara is scared of storms; sasori is prepared to show him there's nothing scary about them. sasodei fluff oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Mine by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein deidara crosses the line between what belongs to him and sasori. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Puppets Don't by xotakux2002x reviews
sasori is the master, and deidara is the puppet in their relationship. that's how it has to be, in deidara's mind. sasodei yaoi, dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Secret by xotakux2002x reviews
deidara's hiding something, and sasori is determined to find out what that something is. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Don't Keep Me Waiting by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein deidara learns the hard way why you don't make sasori wait X3 sasodei yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Freezing by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein deidara stays out in the rain, and sasori feels guilty. sasodei fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Because He Loves Me by xotakux2002x reviews
a fic about the drastic measures sasori is willing to take in order to keep deidara safe. dark sasodei, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Swimming by xotakux2002x reviews
itachi can't swim, and who better to teach him than his partner? their lesson, however, manages to take a rather interesting turn... kisaita yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Out of Patience by xotakux2002x reviews
kisame is normally good about keeping his composure, but one day, itachi pushes him a bit too far. kisaita, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Toppings by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“What I want,” Ciel said calmly, “is to eat chocolate sauce off of your chest, Sebastian.”
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
He Tried by xotakux2002x reviews
when itachi sees the look in kisame's eyes, he attempts to change things so the pained expression will disappear. kisaita, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Grumpy Weasel by xotakux2002x reviews
how does kisame deal with a rather irate partner without being killed? kisaita fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Fragile by xotakux2002x reviews
kisame finds out one day that even though itachi is a dangerous criminal, there's a fragile side to him. kisaita fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Everyone Has Limits by xotakux2002x reviews
no matter who you are, you have certain limits that cannot be pushed. itachi learns this the hard way. VERY old kisaita fluff, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
How to calm a weasel by xotakux2002x reviews
kisame gives step-by-step instructions for calming a weasel. WARNING: none of these methods have been tested outside the world of fanfiction. use at your own risk. kisaita, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Evil Weasel by xotakux2002x reviews
this is why a weasel should not be allowed to keep weasels for pets XD itachi, a tiny bit of kisaita in the first part, and a bit of sasuke bashing as well! rated for hidan's language, as always
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2009
Don't Cry by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein itachi finds out that even Uchihas can be brought to tears if they've been hurt enough. kisaita, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Sacrifice Sex by xotakux2002x reviews
beware smirking jashinists; they're evil little people, especially the ukes. too bad kakuzu had to go and figure this out the hard way XD kakuhidan, oneshot yaoi, no death, i swear!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Language by xotakux2002x reviews
hidan had to have known his swearing would have consequences XD kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Miser and a Masochist by xotakux2002x reviews
this is the tale of hidan and kakuzu, the growth of their love/hate relationship, and all the bumps and snags they hit along the way. rated for hidan's maouth and yaoi. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Pein in the Ass by xotakux2002x reviews
what happens when hidan's favorite joke goes too far? peinhidan, a bit of kakuhidan at the end. yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
CRAAAAAAAAAACK by xotakux2002x reviews
very old kisaita fluff. itachi dislikes storms, and acts like a total you-know-what around kisame. what happens when the weasel is caught outside in the rain? oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Crack Fic by xotakux2002x reviews
this is what happens when an evil author gets bored and has the akatsuki at her disposal. if you don't have a sense of humor, leave now!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Demon Dog by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu decides to get a guard dog. tragic if not humorous consequences befall hidan when he insults the little beast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
We Have a Problem by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein the issues found within the Akatsuki are discussed and handled in a most unorthodox way. contains bits of yaoi, but nothing more serious than fluff and implied hard stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Alien Boyfriend by AestheticAcoustic reviews
A space ship crash lands in the woods behind Deidara's house. Inside, he find an alien and decides to help the injured red head. What will come of this? Better than it sounds. Full summary inside. SasoDei, yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,677 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7811 - Favs: 7,312 - Follows: 4,096 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hatred Turned Love by othertwin reviews
What the freak? I just got into an accident and I'm found naked by a white eh... silver haired, porn reading ninja! What the heck is going on? AHHHHHHH! KakashixOc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,585 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Unofficial Adoption by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. A bed-ridden, sickly Kakashi receives a tiny unexpected visitor late at night, which causes a few interesting discoveries. Another moment to add to an alternate universe.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jumping To Conclusions by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
Elrond's peaceful afternoon is shattered when his sons decide to play a new game based on a story they heard the night before. And as usual, Glorfindel gets the blame.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
Delirium by tastes-like-ciel reviews
Lelouch should have known that all those sleepless nights spent with the Black Knights would have a consequence. // “I would have never imagined that tough little Lulu would have a Cheese-kun in his room.” SuzaLulu
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Kenji Meets His Mommy? by xoxoparadox reviews
For the first time in his life, Baby Himura comes face-to-face with a real-life tanuki during a trip to the forest. Oneshot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kenji, Kenshin - Complete
All That Remains by LawliPop reviews
Something terrible has happened. // AU: SuzakuxCrippled!Lelouch
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Because of a Storm by Spirit Elma reviews
In the storm of the century, Roy finds Ed, injured and weak in the middle of it. Will Ed be okay? Sick, injured, and stuck with Roy? How will they both deal with it...and their feelings towards each other.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Broken Pieces :Resurrected Again: DeiTobi by Tobi the Hubcap Thief reviews
Zetsu has died,and Tobi is depressed,changing in ways Deidara does not understand or like.So,Dei decides to take the matter into his own hands and cheer him up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Pure Hearted Love by DnKS-giRLs reviews
A SuzaLulu AU crack fic. What if, instead of waging war against Japan, Britannia sought after an alliance by arranging a political marriage between them? What if the two parties involved was Lelouch vi Britannia and Kururugi Suzaku?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,770 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Demon in a Straitjacket by rournix reviews
Naruto is imprisioned the day after the attack because the fouth seal was not entirly successfull. Another seal was placed on him by Jiraiya, one that is considered inhumane by many but deemed necessary. How will Naruto learn to live after being released
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,395 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Criminally Insane by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Set in modern times. Sasori and Deidara as C.S.I.’s. A number of murders have been committed by a criminal duo and it’s up to the C.S.I. team to figure out who they are, why they’re doing it, and how to stop them. SasoDei, mystery couples.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Goodnight, Danna! by TentenNTemari reviews
Oneshot. This is a story I actually wrote about a year ago but never got around to posting. Sasori wants nothing more than to get a good night's sleep, but his rambunctious roommate, Deidara, keeps waking him up! This is a silly story, but enjoy! -Temari
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
If Today Was Your Last Day by leggylover03 reviews
What if today was your last day, what would you do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
In Water by Boyue reviews
Temari and Kankuro take Gaara on a vacation to help his autism. The beach and Lee may just do the trick. -AU- COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,385 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
I Have Seized Your Vital Regions by Darkfire75 reviews
Hidan seizes some vital regions. Seriously. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING. Lies...all lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hidan - Complete
The Boy Named Freak by liketoreadandwrite reviews
Dumbledore sends Severus to check in on five year old Harry, he finds a very abused little boy who thinks his name is Freak. Taking him home, he tries to care for the child who doesn't think he deserves happiness or love. Will Severus be able convince him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,742 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Silver Queen by MP brennan reviews
Estel asks a question that Elrohir doesn't want to answer. 1st place winner in the December Teitho Challenge "Once Upon a Time."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
zetsu tobi by Jade07Fun reviews
a zetsu tobi smut :D i cant spell and my grammer sucks if you cant stand things writen with bad grammer and spelling dont read ! because of some idiot i no longer alow people to review who are not sighned in sorry if this courses any problems
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Surprisingly Gentle Hand by Ludicrous Legacy reviews
Mai is pleasantly surprised to discover that Naru isn't always so cold...ugh, I suck at summaries :P Please R&R! MaixNaru. One-shot
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,628 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Crash by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Alphabet by LiteralBlue reviews
From A right through all the fiddly little letters like Q and X, right through to Z, the Akatsuki have their moments, categorised for your delight into alphabetic order! Contains moderate OCs and Hidan's dirty, dirty mouth. Tobi-love all the way! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U. - Complete
Sunshine In The Rain by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara has a few 'problems', can Dr. Akasuna fix them, or will they destroy them both. AU warning:Dark, Childabuse, rape, drug abuse, suicide, maybe gore later on IDK characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,200 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Harry's Letter to Father Christmas by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Eight-year-old Harry writes a letter to Father Christmas like every year. Will Father Christmas listen to him for once? Completely AU, partly OOC, Abuse/Neglect!Dursleys, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Haircut by WildWolfMoon reviews
Deidara ran into the Akatsuki base, returning from a solo mission. He walked to the living room, opened his mouth and screamed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
A Harry and a Daddy by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE. Harry throws a tantrum, finger-paints and accuses Severus of being silly. Meanwhile Severus is discovering the true horrors of raising little boys, and realizes something he has somehow missed. Severitus. Implied CP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Shireen reviews
What will happen to SPR when Naru is back to England and Mai in a coma after a car accident? Not good at summary. NaruXMai
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 242 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Naru gets hit with a plate by HarunoRin reviews
Inspired by Yellowmoon27's "Chibi-chan". A pregnant Mai and a Naru trying to avoid injury. Hormones, words and plates are thrown everywhere! I like this. It's funny! SHOCK
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Hot Springs by Bouken-Kaze reviews
Hot water really helps an aching back. -ItaDei, mpreg-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Tale of Zetsu Claus by virgofairy17 reviews
Hidan tells Tobi the tale of why the Akatsuki has to spend every Christmas at the North Pole. Contains reindeer having bad gas, lame presents, and Hidan's potty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Happy BirthDei! by A-shadow-of-a-doubt reviews
It's Deidara 16th birthday! Yep, kids he's finally legal! And the Akatsuki go around celebrating this by giving him presents that he can actually use now... But, when he wants to find out how to use them he turns to his Danna... Yes it's yaoi! DeiSaso!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Naru's New Tea by I-Eat-My-Vegetables reviews
We all know that Naru loves his tea. But what happens when someone sends him a new type of tea that he has never seen or tasted before? He tries it of course, who wouldn’t?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Amnesia! by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
Kakashi has amnesia. He's convinced Sasuke is his son. How? Blame Guy. Will be more humourous in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Attack of the Fluff by Petileo reviews
When he took them home, Iruka really had no idea how much trouble they would be. At least, they always have eachother. Kittens and fluff. Kitty Sasunaru, Kakairu. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 931 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bloody by blueball reviews
An AU fan fiction. Deidara is a normal teen who's dying from an unknown disease, Sasori is a cold hearted vampire who loves killing. Somehow the latter ends up saving the blonds life... Eventual SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,655 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Go: To Deidara's Installation by Shuriken to the face reviews
The second in the Akatsuki Go: series, Deidara's Installation!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki's Daughter by spriterx reviews
Au: Konan and the Akatsuki adopted Temari when she was just a baby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 79,610 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Temari, Konan - Complete
Why Naruto Hates Hospitals by Carrie2sky reviews
Naruto sustains a severe head injury and looses his memory. He has a good reason to hate hospitals after this. Better than it sounds, really! I know it's been done, but mine is different. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,094 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Erestor and Estel by Pentangle-linnon reviews
A series of short stories, each chapter one complete ficlet, starring grumpy ol' Erestor and darling little Estel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,795 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Aragorn, Erestor
Dark Bonding Spell by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry is hit by an unknown spell when he returns for his sixth Hogwarts year. Will his teachers and friends - or perhaps his enemies - be able to help him? AU: Completely ignores books 6 and 7! Snape partly OOC, sick!Harry due to the spell
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,227 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hands of Clay by Surrendered to Christ reviews
A young boy watches his shishou at the potter's wheel. Short oneshot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Hiko, Kenshin - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2391 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Broken Eyes by Lady Sauce reviews
Sasori is not happy about Deidara making 'art' out of his puppets. Deidara doesn't want to die, so he hides in the laundry basket. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Bed Buddies by NekoRyu-chan reviews
SPOLIER FOR R2 EPISODE 21! Suzaku gets a call from Lelouch, and he sounds a little upset. What could the Knight have done to make Lelouch mad? SuzaxLulu And horray for crafty Milly!
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Paraylsis Sleep SasoDei by Fluffy no Danna reviews
This is about Deidara having one of those dreams where you have no control of your body and Sasori comforts him. Major fluff ahead
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Harry's Primary School Experience by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry has fallen ill at the primary school and is waiting for someone to take him home. Who cares enough to save him? Completely AU, partly OOC, Neglect!Dursleys, Sick!Harry, childfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,053 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nightmare by StuckOnReplay reviews
Oliver has a nightmare, he doesn't want to admit he's scared. I will be using Naru's real name. They are both 6 and one older by a few mins. Cute one-shot . Enjoy!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Baka Deshi by Scarred Sword Heart reviews
My take on Kenshin's first week under Hiko. Covers the flashbacks in manga volume 12 and Tsuiokuhen. Rated T for violence. Unbetad.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Kenshin, Hiko - Complete
Akatsuki Go: On Holiday by Shuriken to the face reviews
It's that time of the year again: Akatsuki Annual Bonding Week! Contains Sasodei yaoi, OOCness, footnotes, adventures, and British pop culture references.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,272 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
First Words by yellowmoon27 reviews
naruXmai "Nolly, Nolly, Nolly!" why did that have to be his first word? i dont own ghost hunt this is a cute little oneshot, i hope you all like it! R&R please! -
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Melting Your Frozen Heart by yellowmoon27 reviews
It's the middle of nowhere in mid december and a regular case turns into a struggle to stay alive, NARUxMAI oneshot i dont own ghost hunt and i suck at summaries so please just check it out, it's cute
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
A Life After Death by Mortalita reviews
Sasori is waiting in a heaven-like world for Deidara after he died. Kakuzu and Hidan are there too. When Deidara finally joins them, can Sasori tell the dead bomber how he feels? SasoDei and hinted KakuHida. rated T for Hidanness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Roark's tale by AnonymousObserver reviews
Dead series, i'm keeping it up but it won't be updated. I'll recycle the characters but plan to change to much to edit this.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Harry's Hearing the Truth by Healer Pomfrey reviews
When Mrs.Figg reports that Harry has hearing problems, Albus Dumbledore sends out two teachers to check on the ten year old boy. A Minerva and Severus mentor Harry story. Completely AU, partly OOC, indirect mentioning of Abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,840 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
An Interwoven Web Of Deceit by Kalariona reviews
Chapter 19! Yay! Naruto begins to get headaches that no one can explain. He also begins to hear strange voices that he doesn't recognise and no one else can hear. Secrets are being kept and lies are covering more lies. SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,730 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Missing Kita by Songstone reviews
Deidara is a strong-willed person, but even as such, he has his breaking moments. This time, it's for an old calico cat by the name of Kita. -SasoDei AU. Might be considered a tearjerker-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
I Am Not! by dead drifter reviews
Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Playing Doctor by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's going to the doctor for his first prostate exam. Things turn out a lot more interesting than he thought they would be. SasoDei, PWP, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sasuke's birthday by WolfPilot06 reviews
Sasuke didn't have a calendar, but it didn't matter when he had Naruto to keep track of the days for him. Naruto had ways attracting Sasuke's attention without really trying, so when he did try, he got it in a rather spectacular way. Crackfic, gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Can You See Me? by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's heart is failing and he has less than six months to live. Surgery could save him, but it's expensive. Can he get a kiss from his crush, Sasori Akasuna, before it's too late? Full summary inside. SasoDei. Lemons. Complete! SEQUEL DELETED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Only One by Greed's Accident reviews
Ayako was the only person who found out about what had happened to Mai about a month ago in the hospital. She was having difficulty telling everyone, but then an event out of anyone's control fixes that. But what now? Third in set, after Clouds and Trees
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007
Lunch by Songstone reviews
The Scorpion is about to realize that feeding a Canary is a lot messier than it sounds. -AU, supernatural Sasori and Deidara story. Shonen Ai if you will. Warning for baby birds and their eating habits-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Hidan, That Does NOT Go There! by Jinzouningen reviews
Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Why they Swear by Anime Khat reviews
Mpreg, crackafic. Kisame discovers why Itachi seems to be gaining weight. The entirety of the Akatsuki learn to never leave any form of child with Hidan for any given point of time. Deidara understands why any woman would want to strangle her partner...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
The Worst Patient by Rosaleen reviews
Why Severus Snape hates being ill
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
Couples Therapy by xglittergigglesx reviews
Naru doesn't think him and Mai need therapy. But their Therapist might after dealing with them. NaruxMai One-Shot.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Microfics! by recodan reviews
Don't have time to read one of my full crack stories? Then read these! Less than 250 words each!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
A Friendly Wager by green see-through ghosts reviews
What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Deidara learns a lesson! by NamimiNakashima reviews
What happens when Deidara goes a little too over board with not listening to Sasori? He gets punished! Shonen Ai-ish too. Warning: Spanking. Don't like, don't read. Simple as that! A request by TaylorCanWrite n.n Hope you like!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Primary School Essays by Angelauthor14 reviews
Have you ever wondered how no one knew about the abuse Harry had to sustain? The clues were all there, but they were all dismissed. This fic is of Harry's essays from primary school; the clues are all included, but are all ignored. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Painful Duty by Arkham Insanity reviews
Roy Mustangs POV The Colonel finds himself in an unpleasant situation having to discipline Edward Elric. A very strong parental fic. with a very distraught Roy, who is not enjoying his task of correcting this particular subordinate::contains spanking::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Understatement: by xglittergigglesx reviews
Definition: Expressing an idea with less emphasis or in a lesser degree than is the actual case. Example: Kazuya Shibuya was having a bad day. NaruxMai.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Tales of Tragedy and Sometimes, Manly Bonding by TheArc5 reviews
AU. In Valinor, the members of the Fellowship yes, all of them stave off boredom. But Frodo's new hobby brings up an unexpected issue...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
I'll Love You Forever by xglittergigglesx reviews
-"His love for her will never die. It will be eternal. He'll love her forever." Mai has a stalker who's sending her grusome gifts. But is it paranormal? Well actually yes, yes it is. MaixNaru. COMPLETE!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,164 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Trump Card Smacking by Croup reviews
Kiba feels guilty while on a mission with Shino, and asks his teammate to punish him in the traditional Inuzuka manner. A hard spanking! ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Meeting the family of Mai Taniyama by xglittergigglesx reviews
Mai's new boyfriend meets her 'family': a perky yet demanding Madoka, a silent and intimidating Lin, a Yakuza Yasuhara, a over protective Bou-san, a flirty Ayako, a snooty Masako, a helpful but un-optimistic John and a Pure evil Naru. NaruxMai hints.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Road Trip by Songstone reviews
In which Deidara learns never to eat tuna at a gas station again. -Rated for food poisoning...Side story to 'Mania'-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
CheezIt by green see-through ghosts reviews
Beatrice...there is a demon running loose in this church." A series of AU oneshots circling Hidan, Temari, and the church.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Temari, Hidan
Off Target by NightShadow131 reviews
Legolas makes every effort to avoid going to the archery range. Everyone wonders what has caused this strange behavior.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
The Boromir Letters by JustInunotaisho reviews
As the fellowship blunders its way to Mordor, a certain captain of Gondor writes of their exploits to his brother back home. Nonslash. It is complete at last. Disclaimer: Tolkein's not here to sell it, so...nope, I don't own LOTR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Baby Deidara by NintendoGal55 reviews
Stupid story about Deidara turning into a baby. Please don't read this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Deidara and Itachi Chibified by Aly Uzumaki reviews
OMG Itachi and Deidara have been turned into chibis what trouble will they cause for the Akatsuki. Spanking in latter chs
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
The Potato? by Lozy-2610 reviews
What will happen when a strange and possibly dangerous object gets thrown at Zetsu and Tobi. And what will happen when Kakuzu and Deidara get dragged into the mess.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu, Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Harry's Summer Cold by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry falls ill at the Dursleys and as he can't get help, he's forced to bring himself to where he knows help is... AU, partly OOC, Neglect!Dursleys, Sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,639 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Idiot Scientist by yellowmoon27 reviews
NxM "really...for a genius you are quite stupid. You aren't suposed to insult the girl whiel you are trying to confess." funny & cute naru is a bit off character at times but it's still worth reading! please read and review! no flames please
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Colours by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Two ANBU agents get a crash course in babysitting and one of them finally realized their own mercilessness. Just another moment in an alternate universe: Baby Naruto and Daddy Minato styled. Re-edited.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Adventures in Greek Cooking by Jedi Goat reviews
AU randomness. Sasuke finds he likes Greek food and creates a new jutsu! OPA! Includes random encounters with Zabuza, Haku, Gaara, Lee and more!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry's Aftermath of the Summer Holidays by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry suffers from health problems at the beginning of his 3rd year but nobody seems to notice anything but one person. Completely AU, partly OOC, Abuse!Dursleys indirectly , sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rite of Manliness by recodan reviews
The ultimate Naruto vs. Sasuke story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Good ol' School Days by Carrie2sky reviews
This is my take on what Naruto's first days at the academy may have been like if he was living with Minato. Overprotective Minato and chaos ensues. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,264 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Rankless Shinobi by saraki22 reviews
Naruto is adopted by the Hyuuga Clan the nights after the Kyuubi is sealed inside of him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,494 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 10/7/2005
Baka no Jutsu by recodan reviews
Naruto PWN's everybody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Thunderstuck: The Story of Neji Hyuuga by recodan reviews
Now with ten percent fruit juice!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Neji H.
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 131 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Another Random Naruto Story by recodan reviews
I'm sorry, everyone. Even I don't know where this one came from.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Onsen Break by Songstone reviews
Sasori took Deidara to the onsen, thinking it would help ease his partner's mind. However, he only ends up unintentionally causing more stress for the bomber. Strange how Deidara only seems tense when Sasori gets too close. -Brainbreakage...kinda-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Akatsuki Crack by Secret Sheik reviews
Total crack fic. Akatsuki members talk to random Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
The Ninth by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Feared all over the land for his legendary strength and merciless nature, Kyuubi no Kitsune needs the company of no one. So why is it that he now finds himself in possession of one hyperactive blonde human child?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,651 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 486 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
The Evil Office Chair by xglittergigglesx reviews
-'"What are you doing?" Really, there was no other logical question to ask. "This chair is possessed by the Devil." This was said as if there was no other logical answer.'- HUMOR. Pure humor.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Another Run of Events Ed2008 by 0-mirage-0 reviews
2008 Edition. The mission is to infiltrate a school and who better than Fullmetal. With Roy posing as the father, and Alphonse back at Central, Ed's mission/school pressure makes parental Roy realize he might not be acting, and Ed realize it's okay to find a shoulder to lean on. -Rewritten and Reposted in 2012-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,375 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
A little more simple by Nukenin reviews
Everyone always wants Naruto to be more intelligent. What if it went the other way? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Birthday Presents by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke can't decide what to get Naruto for his birthday. SasuNaru, NaruSasu, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
He Left the Top Two Buttons Undone by JazzyCat reviews
Naru has a fever. Mai takes him to her house to take care of him, but when he wakes up, he has no clue where he is, or how he got there. What had he done? T for suggestive themes...sort of. NARUMAI oneshot.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
The Fall of Boromir by 8I reviews
The Fall of Boromir. . . literally. Very silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Boromir - Complete
Fake Sasuke is the Best by recodan reviews
Quick Fic. What is Sasuke woke up and felt a little out of charecter?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dream a little Dream by WinchestersForever reviews
On a new case, Naru asks Mai to dream. But will she be able to overcome her fear still lingering from their last case? slight NaruMai. Please read and review! One-shot!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
Lucky Gai's Irish Pub by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The evil organization and resident servant Tobi are invited to participate in the festivities at Konoha for St. Patrick’s Day. Featuring Kakuzu’s Pot O’ Gold, Bearded Sasori, Skittles spoofs, Zetsu’s seed and more! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
SasuNaru Scenario Page by Quack says the T-shape reviews
This document will help you analyse how you view the pairing SasuNaru. Proceed with caution. Boy-love ahead.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Running Through The Fields by Mushapi reviews
After ten years of being on the run Naruto is returning to Konoha, but it is not his wish to do so. A story of being left behind and holding on to humanity. I like ConCrit, first chapter is rough enjoy. I do not own Naruto or its Characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,052 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Art is Art No Matter How Corrupted by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
DeiSaso Deidara escapes the snake ninja Orochimaru after years of imprisonment. But when he wakes up, he finds that he has something else to worry about. Akatsuki. The only person that he feels he can trust is Sasori. What will happen? How will they fare?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,170 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
No More Underwear by recodan reviews
Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Dadaist by MakoMori reviews
Deidara saw the look in the redhead’s eyes and instantly regret what he had said. His stomach churned in expectation of meeting the most painful of poisons. He swallowed hard, his exposed throat awaiting the fatal grip of Sasori’s fingers. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Traditional Fairy Tale by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Locked in his ivory tower, Prince Sasuke schemes the murder of his brother, King Itachi the Crazy and Greatly Feared. And then, the knight in shining armour he never wanted turns up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Librarian by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
There are times when Thranduil finds it hard to bring up a lively, imaginative child on his own. A fluffy one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Legolas - Complete
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
A Good Day For Neji by recodan reviews
He wakes up feeling bad. Then he does something evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Baby Talk by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Minato and Kushina. Kakashi. Baby Naruto. A moment in an alternate universe.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Story with No Title by recodan reviews
It's movie night for the Akatsuki. Then a emo shows up. Hilartiy ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Blood of Brothers by Ariel D reviews
SANDSIBS fic. What does it mean to be brothers? Gaara didn't used to consider Kankuro his brother, but their relationship has slowly changed. Can they cement their bond? Set post Shippuuden ep. 32. Now the first story in a series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Akatsukii Truth or Dare by Angel-Danna reviews
Just random times of the Akatsuki playing simple games of truth or dare. Rated T for a reason, read story for a better description! Changed back to In-progress for now, that may change later tho.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The Nerdiest Naruto Fanfic Ever by recodan reviews
I feel ashamed of writing this, but I had too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Never Sacrifice a Whore by dead drifter reviews
After a virgin sacrifice gone wrong, Hidan ends up in Mario Land. Will he ever find a way back home?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Hidan
Interactive Akatsuki Valentine by dead drifter reviews
No more submissions, please! This story is no longer interactive, so sit back and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ice Cream, I Scream by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot Yaoi KakuDei. Everyone is outside cooling off, but Kakuzu is stuck in the house due to a broken leg. Deidara decides to visit. Featuring ice cream, naughty tentacle butt secks and a 69!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Teh Ice Cube by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack. Kisame is sick and delusional. Deidara is annoying. Itachi to the rescue. Title spelled that way on PURPOSE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
Of Toddlers and Porridge by Esteliel01 reviews
Glorfindel and Erestor teach Elladan a most valuable lesson concerning two-year-old Aragorn Estel . Fluff!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Glorfindel, Aragorn - Complete
MESSAGE DELETED by xglittergigglesx reviews
Humor. Pure humor. Its SPR's answering machine. Not much else I can say. NaruxMai at the end.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
SPR Newspaper advert by xglittergigglesx reviews
SPR recruting advert; 'Shibuya Psychic Research is looking for a new assistant, preferably one with psychic abilities.' NOW UP; SPR Advert 'At Shibuya Psychic Research we'll always do our best to help with all you're spiritual needs.'
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
Sasuke's Habits by lovelesslybeloved reviews
Sasuke has a habit no one would ever think of for him and Naruto finds out. see what happens, this is yaoi if u haven't guessed *OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Learn to read with zetsu san by sharty-nara-girl reviews
the dark zetsu and tobi cannot read. leader rules that all members must know how to read, so white zetsu decides to teach them. things go wrong, once again at itachi's expense. 2nd story in the akatsuki series im making R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Contrast by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Kazeiro no Hitomi WindColored Eyes by Kaze no Ato reviews
AU. Kamiya Kaoru is sent to an asylum after attempting suicide by overdosing on painkillers. There she is only allowed contact with her psychiatrist and the other patients in Section 2. She meets a man with windcolored eyes. HIATUS
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,080 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Kaoru, Kenshin
The Lesson by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
A fatal mistake made late one night could ruin Roy forever. ONESHOT NONYAOI Parental! ish RoyEd Please read and review! Yes, I'M ALIVE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Comfort by nArCiSsTiC wOnDeR reviews
When Mai woke up from the dream of being murdered in Urado's mansion, just what was Takigawa thinking? T for language, MaiTakigawa
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Beat It Upright by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Yaoi Saso/Dei. BDSM. Deidara blows up Hiruko, and Sasori decides to punish him for it. Featuring whips, shackles, a blunt kunai and a LOT of drooling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Parent's responsibility by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Ed is kidnapped and tortured, Al is killed and Roy finds himself being forced to take care of the kid with no reason big enough to keep living. So, where is this all going? Can Roy be Ed's anchor to living? Parental!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,688 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
But, Ninjas Don't Get Colds! by MihaelKai reviews
When Naruto gets a cold, he thinks it's the worst thing to ever happen to him...but can Sasuke change his mind? SasuNaru, shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nolite Timere by Earendilion reviews
Young Estel wakes from a nightmare and is comforted by his family and a little story telling. Mentions of violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Sweat, Blood and Tears by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. “I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that’s why it’s wrong…can’t you understand that?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
You're Worthless by dead drifter reviews
SasoDei. Sasori gets frustrated with Deidara and strikes him, but he makes it all better. No Yaoi,just Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Paperboy by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Skill Crane by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
12 Days of Ghost Hunting by bookfreak13 reviews
The main characters come together and discuss the lyric of 'the 12 days of christmas'. It's not a songfic, so I'm ok. Rated for, oh what do the movies say? crude humor and slight violence. Ha! Complete
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Cotton Candy by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot YAOI Zetsu/Tobi. Tobi loves cotton candy. But he loves his Zu Zu more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Computer troubles by Angel-Danna reviews
Sasori and Deidara return from a mission. LeaderSama gives Sasori a task to do on the computer. How will this task help Sasori and Deidara show there feelings? SasoDei. yaoi.ish no lemons. R&R :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Protect by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Many people's lives turn upside down when Roy and Riza find a boy lying on the beach halfdead. What the hell has happened? AU, Parental!RoyEd, Parental!RizaEd, Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Rain by Scarred Sword Heart reviews
On a rainy April day, Kenji explores his backyard.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Kenji - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 5,220 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Babysitting Blues by lolo popoki reviews
Hiko meets Kenji for the first time. Humorfic, Round robin story between lolo popoki, SiriusFan13, sueb262, and Warg.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Hiko, Kenji
One Silver Kunai by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto keeps making trades up from a single silver kunai until he can finally get what his heart desires... SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cause for Worry by alchemistgrl09 reviews
Haruhi passes out one day from a sickness that is believed to be caused by her overworking herself, but is that all it is?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Memories Of Old by MyseryLuvsCompany reviews
A new case brings the SPR gang to an old mansion. As usual the spirit takes an interest in Mai, but not like usual. Will Naru be able to save her from being turned into a ghost forever? Naru x Mai FINISHED!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,325 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
The Bomber's Heir by Aurifex reviews
Yaoi. Mpreg. Sasori's been noticing something... different about Deidara... has the experience that scarred the bomber for life left him with something much more horrifying then memories?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The Little Big List of Rules by dead drifter reviews
This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
You're so mean, Danna, un! by Hitokugutsu reviews
Sasori enjoys tripping Deidara. Deidara thinks Sasori is mean. Zetsu lets Deidara in on a mini philosophy. Quite short. Product of boredom.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Healing Hope by Ithil-valon reviews
Sequel to Elladan’s Trials, For Estel. As Estel still deals with the emotional scars of being buried alive, Legolas returns to Imladris. Will the love of family and a new friend be enough to heal the child, or will an unknown threat shatters their peace
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 78 - Words: 222,439 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 147 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Yuki no kuni A SasoDei fluff oneshot by Hitokugutsu reviews
On their way home from a mission to the Land of Snow, Deidara and Sasori are caught in a blizzard. Sasori is nice and warm in Hiruko, but poor Deidara is without and form a warmth. Maybe Sasori can help?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A trio of errors by LuckyOtakuChibi reviews
What if when Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura had been saved by Kakashi after the chidori rasengan incident things happened to change the course of events the following day. SPANKING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Save Me by Sevlow reviews
Roy Mustang is sent to Lior and captured. After five long weeks of torture, will he ever recover? Roycentric angst and violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,873 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
You'd Better by Atopos reviews
Zetsu explains the Akatsuki member's personalities to an excited Tobi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Mistake's Growth by Molly-Chan the AnimeGame Fan reviews
[MPREG, RE, AU] When Edward had taken a shot because of a spreading virus, he didn't expect coming back two months later with the news of a child!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,959 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Cursed by idiosyncraticbug reviews
The last syllables of the mantra he was chanting had barely left Lin’s lips when the spirit suddenly shrieked out, “CURSE YOU, YOU DOGS!” [Oneshot]
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Through the Eyes of a Child by leggylover03 reviews
Children follow their own rules, the ones created through the innocence of youth. Will it help or harm Estel and Legolas?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 60,197 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas
Agorn, Ladan and Hir by Esteliel01 reviews
A 20 months old Aragorn meets the sons of Lord Elrond. Featuring Arathorn and Gilraen. Fluff!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Swimming Lessons by Scarred Sword Heart reviews
Kenshin and Kaoru teach Kenji how to swim.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Kenji, Kenshin - Complete
Trials by Gaarazlilmiss reviews
The sequel to my story Ai? Hinata and Gaara meet again after some time! They face difficult challenges pertaining to their love for one another. Will they overcome them and finally obtain what they've wanted for over four years? Rated M for future content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,882 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara
Dear Diary by Mesan reviews
A certain genetically engineered Pokémon decides to keep a diary of the ins and outs of his daily life, down in his lair in Cerulean Cave. Oh dear. [Entry 4: Dial M For Mewtwo. And Murder.]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex Ed by WolfPilot06 reviews
In which Naruto is an idiot, Sasuke is a miscommunicative bastard, and there is an allaround abuse of italics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Death by kunai What a loser by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto dies and Sasuke brings him back. Or how the Sasuke lookalike kicked Naruto ass into breathing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Wish Upon a Red Moon by The Stitched Ninja reviews
A lonely fox...A lonely boy. One loved the other but had no way to tell him, until a God and a long passed brother decided to help. FLUFF! I made this for an english class and decided to post it. Yaoi SasuNaru Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Talks by Angel of Darknessness reviews
Some Akatsuki members discuss their feelings with random things...Complete randomness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Kisame no Danna by Shuriken to the face reviews
Deidara calls Sasori 'Danna' because he's Deidara's partner, and a fellow artist. So why does he call Kisame by that title?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by stagemystic reviews
All Haruhi wants to do is sleep... luckily one of the hosts has a very comfortable lap. Oneshot MorixHaruhi cuteness...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Reciprocation by BoREdom mAnIFEsT reviews
Leader has a brilliant new plan for helping everyone 'bond' especially the two with the worst team dynamic in all of Akatsuki, Deidara of Iwagakure and Akasuna no Sasori. Unfortunately, it may take more than just rooming together to help these two. SasoDe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Triad by Heliotropic reviews
In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Oyasuminasai by Surrendered to Christ reviews
In which Kenshin attempts to convince his small son that there is no such thing as the Ghost Woman of Tokyo. [oneshot]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Kenshin, Kenji - Complete
No bath! by Esteliel01 reviews
Little Estel does not like baths! Aided by Elrohir, he hides from Elrond to avoid the morning ritual. But Ada is right on their tail...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
Raising Deidara by Miko Takahashi reviews
Sasori brings a child into the lives of the Akatsuki Organization. Will he truly hold potential, or just get in the way? Parental!Sasori and Child!Deidara. Lots of OOC and fluff, ages are twisted around to fit the story. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Microwaveable Fiasco by idiosyncraticbug reviews
Step 1: Add 1 portion of Naru, a sprinkle of Lin and a dash of Mai into a large bowl. Mix well. Step 2: Marinate for 10 minutes. Step 3: Place in microwave and set at HIGH for 5 minutes. Best taken while hot. Yields unlimited servings.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete