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Author has written 4 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Homestuck, and Naruto.

I'm a Swedish person who sometimes writes fanfiction.

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The Figurehead of Queer Justice by Perdue reviews
A harmless prank becomes the trigger for a domino-effect of important events in John Egbert's life. John/Dave, post-sburb.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 7/12/2011 - John E., Dave S.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Making the Cut by RegenesisX reviews
In a wager against Sephiroth, Genesis stubbornly tries to prove that there's talent somewhere inside that clumsy cadet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,808 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
More Than Human by sbj reviews
There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 286,235 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/31/2009
Turning Point by stormus reviews
Feeling low, left behind and a disappointment, it came time for Luxiere to hit the turning point. Choosing which direction to take was not going to be easy when reaching his goal would take the confidence he was so sorely lacking.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Luxiere, Kunsel - Complete
Sugar Free by eggjam reviews
"So, there's this guy. He's not really hot, like how you'd imagine, but there's something magnetic about him anyway." AU Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,420 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Growing Apart by Allyarra reviews
"It was a natural part of life, growing up, going to college, and moving away from friends. He'd known it was coming, they all had. He's looking forward to this new chapter of his life, away from Beacon Hills and all of scary, life-threatening supernatural problems he'd been dealing with for the past few years."
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Stiles - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
octopus by Perdue reviews
It was scared. It was scared and you killed it. Gen OS
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Feferi P., Eridan A. - Complete
Umbrella of Gas by RegenesisX reviews
In which Reno learns he must make better analogies and that SOLDIER Firsts don't appreciate bathroom humor.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Reno, Zack F. - Complete
Boots by RegenesisX reviews
In which Sephiroth acquires a new pair of boots and Reno inadvertently sets Hojo on fire. A sequel of sorts to "Socks." EDITED 6/30/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Cloud S., Reno, Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
epiphany by Perdue reviews
You don't know when you started to realize that things were different. Dave/John drabble.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
new apartment by Perdue reviews
John and Dave are finally moving into an apartment instead of living in the shitty dorms. Not that the apartment is much better. John is starting to realize that having Dave there more than makes up for it. OS. John/Dave
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2011 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Paternus by sbj reviews
It's different for the Professor. Written for Father's Day. Un-beta'd.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Professor Utonium - Complete
The Bro Code Forbids by Perdue reviews
Months ago, Dave asked John if sharing a bed would rid them of their nightmares. Maybe as roommates in college they can give it a try. Dave/John two-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Empty Threat by Malconvoker reviews
What if all your past pain could be erased with one action? Is it really suicide if you kill yourself from the past? A Karkat fic. Cleaned and reposted. Originally published 11-27-2010
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Sunglasses by Perdue reviews
Someone breaks Dave's sunglasses. The only gift he's ever cherished. The gift John gave to him. John/Dave slash OS.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/16/2011 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Twentyone by mr. eames reviews
They meet again, but it takes them a long time to find each other, and, while Roxas waits, he grows up. In which meeting in the next life doesn't go quite as planned. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Of Puppies and Kittens by RegenesisX reviews
In which Sephiroth discovers that he too can suffer from "cuteness overload." And that Zack is severely allergic to cats. EDITED 5/23/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
What Isn't Broken, Can Still Be Fixed by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Madara lied about the eye transplant's effects. Captured and brought back to Konoha, Sasuke must adjust to blindness and his unexpected survival. NaruSasu, written for RemixRedux 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,380 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sakura H., Iruka U. - Complete
Karofsky Takes It Back by Serious Snugglebunnies reviews
Kurt finally gets the kiss he deserves - plus Karofsky sings! Set the week following the famous locker room scene. For those who want Karofsky to find redemption and Kurt to find happiness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Gunmetal by CerealK reviews
Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
White Cherry Women by YoyoWarrior reviews
TyZula love fest. Azula is released from prison on her 18th birthday to live with her Uncle. Fluffy Fire Lord Zuko wants to make her "good". He wants to give her another chance. Boy, does he need a wake up call.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,107 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Azula, Ty Lee] - Complete
Dear Kunsel by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot. After Avalanche tries to blow up the Sector 5 Reactor, Cloud starts getting messages from a mysteriously well-informed stranger on his PHS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 128 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Cloud S., Kunsel - Complete
Great Expectations by TenshiXXX reviews
The Rouen School For Supernatural Entities is the foremost place of learning for human-like magical beings. As a result, Naruto Uzumaki, a fox demon, didn't expect to be accepted. And he didn't expect to develop a fixation on Sasuke Uchiha, a sorcerer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,426 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Burn, Burn, Burn by radiojamming reviews
AU: I was in love. The problem was, I was in love with the man sleeping under a pile of newspapers on a park bench.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Ballistic by WhirledPeace reviews
I'm Sai. In my profession, you meet a lot of interesting people, and help them find the correct medecation, or sedatives. Yet, with all the stories they bring, I've learned stories often intertwine. AU SaiIno, implied KisaIta, rated: language, slight yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sai, Akatsuki
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Unconditional by Nanaki Lioness reviews
Nothing I have ever done is as important as this. I am a mother and this is my son.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
How My Heart Behaves by Chanelberry reviews
Before Nightcrawler, before the Brotherhood, before Apocalypse, they were just two kids stuck in a large and lonely mansion, who loved hating each other's guts. A pre-series look at Scott Summers and Jean Grey, in simpler days of light and truth.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Setting Sail by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, KisaIta hints, mostly friendship. Sometimes there doesn't need to be a point to what you want to do- just doing it is enough. Just watch the sailboats and have some fun.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Failure to Communicate by Ariel D reviews
SANDSIBS fic. Kankuro wants desperately to connect and communicate with Gaara, but something seems to always get in the way. Covers pre-series all the way through Shippuuden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Preferable Path to Perfection Is You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
To Infinity and Beyond by The Crack Fairy reviews
In the year 3269, A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I. begin acting on their plans for universe domination by meeting on Planet X. Chaos ensues. Sci Fi AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
loved, ergo alive by 1147694 reviews
Belated Valentine-for-Hanakage posting. NarutoSasuke AU ficlet. Sasuke is quiet and Naruto is counting. HS fluff with flowers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Scientific Method by reooeky reviews
Side story to Partners and Lovers. Rated M for sexual situations and some vulger vocabulary. Yaoi M/M KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
because of kangaroos by 1147694 reviews
NarutoSasuke AU. When dropping kisses might be dropping hints, or it might not be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Connection by Hanakage reviews
The connection that Sasuke was stranded at the airport for that Christmas was, fatefully enough, not the one he was about to make. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Game by Kantayra reviews
Shikamaru and Neji face off in the long-awaited genius battle of the century...or maybe just because they're both extremely bored.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Right Round by Hanakage reviews
Of summer employment, young love, and the perils of Swedish pop music. NaruSasu, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prison Blues by Luv2Game reviews
Prison was horribly boring. The only thing you could really do was think, and Mai could only seem to think about one thing. Well, to be fair, Zuko wasn't a thing. He was a jerk. Not that there was much of a difference. ::Maiko::
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Spanglish by Songstone reviews
Sasori knew ahead of time that as he and Deidara began learning English that they would both develop accents. Though, he wasn't planning on his lover's French accent to be so...well, cute. -SasoDei AU-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Accents by Songstone reviews
Accents were something that Kakuzu knew he and Hidan would have once they had begun to learn the English language. However, long after Kakuzu had perfected an American accent, Hidan was still replacing the 'W' sound with that of a 'V.' -Cute KakuHidan-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Love by Mazuku reviews
Kisame wonders about his relationship with Itachi. Oneshot, KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
We Need to Talk by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Zexion has to end it. Demyx is everything he isn't: sweet, random, talkative, trusting. But wait. Isn't that why Zexion fell in love in the first place? [AU] [Zemyx] [For Dualism]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Ready, Red by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,143 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Bluescreen by Orm reviews
Deidara–centric Akatsuki fic set in a cyberpunk/sci–fi AU. Contains made–up slang, cyborgs and swearing. Mostly gen but hints of SasoDei if you're looking for them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Definition by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU NaruSasuNaru. Sasuke, Naruto, and a kitten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twas the Night by Erisabesu reviews
SasuNaru. "It was too damn early for this." Some Fluff and Romance, because it was asked of me, lol. YAOI. Christmas fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jabberwocky: Uchiha Remix by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Dolly, Darling by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Eight Months Ephemeral, In Oils by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sasori had never felt much since the accident, as though the surgeon's grafts had gone so deep they had left him with a cicatrix heart. AU, with art, SasoDeishness, and eight months in oils.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Bomber, Baby by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
This and That by hello heartbreak reviews
It's the simple things that keep them together. — SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hate by hello heartbreak reviews
Sasuke hates Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 156 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Core Collapse by Ninjagrrl reviews
AU, featuring rogue black ops unit Akatsuki. Sasori and Deidara centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Six Feet Above by PNT reviews
Truth, lies, coffee, and the nature of eternity. [Really heavily implied Sasori x Deidara]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sky by Gatty reviews
Out of the mouths of babes comes the sweetest poison.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Reconstruction by Erisabesu reviews
Set four years after the timeskip during Konoha’s reconstruction, when Naruto finds that it’s not only the village in need of fortification. [SasuNaruSai triangle, InoSaku on the side] Yaoi, spoilers up to chapter 337.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 251 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 151 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Between the Lines by Lady Karai reviews
My explanation of what happened to Reno and Rude in Advent Children during the times they were off camera. How and why they showed up where they did and when they did. Nominated for the Genesis Awards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,257 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Soon He Will Come by Gigabomb reviews
Gaara, Haku, hints of Zabuza x Haku and Naruto x Gaara. Spoilers for the timejump. Gaara dies, but he isn't alone in purgatory.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Gaara, Haku - Complete
Living with Strangers by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto makes himself at home and it sucks to be Kakashi. [Implied NarutoSasuke. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Painted Blades by Muffytaj reviews
Kankuro x Tenten fiction that isn't complete crack. Worth reading, if only for the novelty value.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Tea Before War by Gigabomb reviews
Kisame, Hinata. Genius doesn't equal tactful. Dealing with genius does.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
The World Loves a Tragic Story by TheArchives reviews
Oneshot, AU, crack. The world might enjoy tragic stories best, but personally Kisame preferred happy endings. Mild KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by crinklescofftrip reviews
Itachi knows that he is forgetful. He knows that the people he lives with know, but sometimes he can't help feeling like they're hiding something from him...KisaIta, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Virtue of Victory by Chevira Lowe reviews
Cliche as crackers. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, birthdays, symbolism, fluff and Come, Come Paradise. (NaruSasu, one-shot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Be Mine by Bizzle reviews
Valentine's Day is merely a commercial endeavor constructed to aid in my continuing hatred of all mankind." Well, yes, but it's also about love. (NarutoSasuke)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2005
Climb a Little Higher by Chevira Lowe reviews
When all is said and done, all that's left is to live. NarutoSasuke fluffy drabble-thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2005
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Judgment Day by Scribbler reviews
Four years ago, mutants were exposed to the world. Humanity retaliated with the XVirus, a strain of biological warfare that ransacked the planet and left devastation in its wake. Epilogue 2: Not quite a happy ending [Now with added fanart goodness!]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 224,825 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Complete
Professor Charles Xavier Pokes People by Pietro's Hot Sexy Mama reviews
If you can't tell what this story is about by looking at the title, then I can safely say that you are a moron.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/20/2003
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Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good! reviews
That one time John had a "great idea" and Dave somehow ended up agreeing to being a part of it.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Dave S. - Complete
Christmas Lights reviews
You know what really sucks? Having a fight with your boyfriend on your first Christmas together, that SUCKS. And walking around outside without a coat, that also sucks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] - Complete
Pancakes reviews
In the morning, John feels like making pancakes. John/Dave, Bro's POV.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [John E., Dave S.] Bro - Complete
They're coming to take me away, ha ha! reviews
One evening, Azula is visited by her brother. Takes place after the end of the Fire Book.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
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