Merrit Jade
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Joined 03-17-07, id: 1240020, Profile Updated: 05-15-09
Author has written 14 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Star Wars, and Harry Potter.

Name: Merrit
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Age: 14

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I've moved to fictionpress!! I'm a fictionpress junkie.

writing, photography, art, poetry, music, books...and i'm pro-life.

use to be a huge Eragon and Star Wars fan chick, now I'm not. But I still read the fanfics.

I don't update. Just so you know.

Other than that...wellll...that's about it.

Sooo...yeah.

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Crystal's Account by LizaVera reviews
This is the story of Hangman's Curse told through Crystal Sparks. Simple enough.
Veritas Project - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
An Emmett Parody by chupacabrita reviews
YYYYaaaayyy tittle explaines it all
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Dark Beauty by wAcKaMoLe911 reviews
All Laila wants is to be a fullfleged Sith and make her Master, Lord Vader proud, but when her final task is to bring Luke Skywalker to the Dark Side, it won't be too easy, esp. if she starts to fall in love with him...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,050 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Journey to Remember by Manic-Cheese-Fairy reviews
Kelly has been close to the twins ever since she first arrived at Hogwarts. Going on an adventure was rare. Kelly had never traveled through time before.What would everyone look like in the future?FredxOC DH spoilers later on!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,525 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Fred W., OC
Harry's Unexpected Trip by Christina B reviews
HPLOTR Crossover! Harry was off to the Burrow, when he unexpectedly finds himself on Middle Earth. Join Harry, as he gears up for the biggest war Arda has ever seen. ON HIATUS- UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Harry P., Frodo B. - Complete
Affliction Of The Heart by Christina B reviews
While scouting out the location for a new Rebel base; Leia must deal with Han and her growing feelings for him. HUMOR!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
More Than Just A Hero by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
A recording made by Anakin Skywalker, dated approximately 21 B.B.Y. during the Clone Wars. Never before released to the public, this recording shows another side of one of our galaxy's most famous heroes!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Guitar Hero by Christina B reviews
When ObiWan finds Anakin playing Guitar Hero, it's inevitable that he has to play it too.
Crossover - Star Wars & Guitar Hero - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
How to cheat when Eragon is your teacher by 4supernaturalgirl reviews
How can you cheat in a class when Eragon and Murtagh are your teachers? Well...that’s easy...specually since its not just me now! Lets just say this is Eragon and Murtagh's worst nightmare times 5!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
In The Box by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
[FC] A collection of poems from the residents of Hogwarts, accumulated over the years inside the mysterious and magical Box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 37 - Words: 15,065 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 12/8/2005
Teh Ultimate Mary Sue Parody! by Stormtracer reviews
Here's a thought: What if LotR characters could occasionally resist Mary Sues? After reading several badfics, I wondered what the results would be. So I wrote this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
The Cullen Diaries by redrosefell reviews
Here we get a closer look into the Cullen clan via there own thoughts and words. Up first is a day in the life of Alice. Life has got to get dull sometimes, but often trivial everyday tidbits can be pretty illuminating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007
House Pride by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Voldemort's dead and the Hogwarts Houses are finally united under one banner. And of course unity is great and all that, but we can't let it get in the way of our precious House pride, can we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Vader's Torture Device by rockangel160 reviews
A fun little oneshot I made at the top of my head. What does Palpatine do when ever Vader disobeys him? He brings out a SPECIAL torture device!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
16 Ways to Annoy Anakin Skywalker by sock monkeys reviews
The title pretty much says it all. I know there are allot of these. please tell me if it's awful
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
A Life Unforgiving by Tsukasa007 reviews
A brief poem of Mara Jade's life from when she was taken away to be trained by the Emperor to the end of The Last Command. Mara POV.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Mara Jade - Complete
FETT'AD by Tatooine92 reviews
A girl is raised by Jango Fett, eventually becoming a bounty hunter herself and falling in love with an ARC trainee. AU. I own nothing except Rogue. All other OCs belong to JaxSolo, used with permission.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,327 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Jango Fett, Boba Fett - Complete
Mary Sues by Erica-SueSlayer reviews
WARNING: Mild Language. I hate Sues so I wrote a poem about them in my favorite category! Flames will be used to make S'mores
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Ten Commandments for FanFiction Writers by streco reviews
And these were the commandments the Lord lay down for the author, ten in number. And the number of the commandments was ten, and they numbered ten. There were ten commandments. :]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Levels of Beauty by PruePotter reviews
...I like being an individual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,304 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Meanings by Smudge reviews
Ami tells her twins a small thing...um....this is my shortest, pathetic and stories and will probally ruin my "career" <--yea right as an author
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2000
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Ask Aunt Arya! reviews
Ask Aunt Arya your questions! And now you a character in the forum if you win.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007
Adventures of a New Girl reviews
A new girl starts in her fourth year, and shakes things up a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - OC, Ron W.
How to annoy Han Solo reviews
30 way's to piss off the galaxies favorite smuggler.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Han S. - Complete
Senator Amidala vrs a spider reviews
What happens when Padme finds a spider? Now it's up to Anakin to save her.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Galatic Star Ship Enterprize Phone Call reviews
Luke calls to buy a ship, and ends up turning his light saber to red not meaning to. Super short, funny story.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Luke S. - Complete
Parent Trap reviews
Brook and Dawn are Eragon and Arya's children. The couple splits up, and eleven years later the twins meet. Based on the movie, and thank you ComplexSimplicitY!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007
Diador Rider Academy reviews
previously named Rider School. It's about students doing pranks and jokes on the last day of school. Includes: a gerbil, a cow, a teachers lounge, spiked punch, and more.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Pringles! reviews
A deadly fight over the Pringels!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
First Talkshow in Alegasia reviews
I'm the host of the first talk show in Alegasia, and everything goes completely wrong, randomness included.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Not grandma's house! reviews
we are stuck in my grandmas house and we trick the boys into taking us out.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
The Way the War Really Started reviews
I'm the brothers nanny when they were kids, and Galbatorix owns the store. Then I run out of money and the war begins!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Unfinished sequel to Eldest reviews
I probably wont finish it.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2007
ICE! reviews
It starts out slow, but the end is funny.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
My way to Mrs Founder reviews
A suprizing email comes from the head of our organization, and some one will leave in her place. Will it be me?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete