![]() If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass of. Quotes "And Dreamers shall dream and make the impossible possible and to inspire others around them to reach higher, to surpass the limits, until eternity's end"- Unknown "NEVER GIVE UP!"- Winston Churchill "The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know," - Harry S. Truman If the Army and the Navy... Ever look on Heaven's scenes... They will find the streets are guarded... By the United States Marines.- from "The Marines' Hymn" "Nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won."- Duke of Wellington "If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'why the hell not?'"- John Wayne "There are not great men. Just great challenges which ordinary men, out of necessity, are forced by cirumstances to meet."- Admiral William F. "Bull" Halsey "I always try to take a step back and look at things. Everything to me is either a shade of black or white, there is no such thing as grey. Either it's right or it's wrong. You could always jump head first into things and ask questions later, but I ask, is it worth it in the end when you might have chosen the wrong path?"- Lithius "I can picture in my mind's eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it"- Jack Handy "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his dilusion is a philosopher"- Ambrose Bierce "All the best stories in the world are but one reality; the story of escape. It is the only thing which interests us all and at all times- how to escape"- Arthur Christopher Benson "There are none so blind as those who do not see"- Unknown "If you are going to walk on ice, you might as well dance."- Unknown "He who attacks must vanquish. He who defends must merely survive."- Master Kahn "It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war."- President John F. Kennedy "Getting rid of a delusion makes us wiser than getting hold of a truth."- Ludwig Borne "If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things."- Rene Descartes "A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind."- Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi "Sarcasm is anger with a smile."-Natalie Hyde "When arguing with a fool, make sure the opponent isn't doing the exact same thing."- Abraham Lincoln "To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone."-Suzanne Gordon "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein "The truth is rarely pure and never simple."- Oscar Wilde "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."- Will Rogers "There are two theories when arguing with women. Neither one works."- Will Rogers "He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."- Friedrich Nietzsche "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."- Napolean Boneparte "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."- Plato "It is perfectly American to be wrong."- Newt Gringrich "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."- Sherlock Holmes "Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil."- Aristotle "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."- Edmund Burke "The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet not withstanding to go out to and meet it."- Thucyclides "The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."- George Jessel "The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."- Catch 22 "Cunning is the art of conceiling our own defects, and discovering other people's weaknesses."- William Hazlitt "In three words I can sum up everything I learned about life: it goes on."- Robert Frost "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Herm Albright "Not all who wonder are lost."- J.R.R. Tolkien "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."- Lily Tomlin "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather judgement that something else is more important than fear."- Ambrose Redmoon "If you can't convince them, confuse them."- Harry S. Truman "A common mistake that people make trying to design something comepletely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."- Douglas Adams "Just when you realize that life's a bitch, it has puppies."- Adrienne E. Gusoff "The optomist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."- James Branch Cabell "You can always trust the Americans. In the end they do the right thing. After they have eliminated all other possibilies." Winston Churchill "That's what it takes to be a hero, a little gem of innocence inside you that makes you want to believe that their still exists a right and wrong, that decency will somehow triumph in the end."- Lise Hand "Death is more universal than life; everyone dies and not everbody lives."- A. Sachs "Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth."- Mark Twain "Suspicion always haunts a guilty mind."- Shakespear "Sometimes, you just have to smile, shrug, and say 'What the hell?'"- unknown "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."- Douglas Adams "If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility."- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow "When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elswhere."- Francois De La Rochefoucauld "Reveal not every secret to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy."- Saadi "One should expect the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected."- Norman R. Augustine "Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to do it."- Henry Miller "Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that can not be torn, so that we see ourselves for as we really are."- Arthur Golden "May he who has screwed over your day have his crotch infested by the fleas of a thousand camels, and may his arms be too short to scratch it. Amen."- The officer worker's prayer "Most bitter are the quarrels between brothers."- Latin Proverb "Happiness is the dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."- Johnny Carson "One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks."- Jack Penn "A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."- Unknown "Never tell people how to do things: tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity."- George S. Patton "If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door."- Paul Beatly "Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop."- Unknown "A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art."- Unknown "Emotion is the starting point, the beginning, and the end."- Unknown "Man's biggest mistake is to win over a woman without knowing how to love her."- Unknown "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour is that moment when they have worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of the battle... victorius."- Vince Lombardi "Friends are angels that help us getting up when our wings can't remember how to fly."- Unknown The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step... Sometimes, taking the first step is the most difficult thing to do... Your destiny is in your hands... You must grasp it before it's too late.- Luo Tzu "I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not."- Unknown "I too often see people killing catepillars and then complaining there are not enough butterflies."- Unknown "The opponent with a brain: the most dangerous kind. Only way to defeat them is outsmart them, but it's never an easy task."- Lithius "Everyone bleeds red."- Lithius "You all blame the effect but what about the cause?"-Unknown "Perfection is an impossibility for humanity, for the simple fact humans themselves are imperfect. The ideal that things in our world are perfect, are simply ideals that are mistruths conjured up by madmen attempting to sustain that pitiful existence. It is impossible for us to understand what is perfect, for we are not perfect ourselves. Once humanity realizes this, we can all get on with our lives."- fellow fan-fic writer, the Magnificent It. "Stop fighting against the system, destroy it from the inside. That's what germs do!"- fellow fan-fic writer, the Magnificent It "Out of all the tests that we as humans have to undergo, love is probably the hardest and subtlest. We can't understand it, but yet when we experiance it we learn more than we do in a lifetime."- Lithius "How can you make someone love you without forcing them?"-Bruce Noland, from "Bruce Almighty" "When you die and if God says 'go to Hell', you're pretty much screwed."-Lithius "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."- Unknown "Love is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards."- Unknown "We fear that which we cannot see"- Unknown People have hope because they cannot see death standing behind them- tagline of Bleach, volume 2 "A word to the wise ain't necessary; it's the stupid ones that need advice."- Bill Cosby "He who laughs last didn't get it."- Helen Giangregrio "Life's journey it not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, 'Holy S--, what a ride!'"- Unknown "In the driest, whitest stretch of pain's infinite desert, I lost my sanity and found this rose."- Rumi Every rose has its thorn... Just like every night has its dawn... Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song... Every rose has its thorn.- Poison "Love a person for their good, but if you truly love them, you'll love them even more for their flaws."- Lithius A light shines in the darkness, but the darkness doesn't understand it.- John 1:5 If it happens, God lets it happen, and when we say, "I don't understand," God replies, "I don't care."- Taken from The Green Mile. We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that, but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile is so long.- Taken from The Green Mile. "Never take life seriously, nobody ever gets out alive."- Unknown "True strength is being able to hold it all togethor when everything else is falling apart."- Unknown "A man said to the universe, "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "That fact has not created me a sense of obligation.""- Stephen Crane "Life is like a video game; the more serious you take it, the harder the rules get."- fellow fan-fic writer The Rogue Stallion "Live as if you were going to die tomorrow, but learn as if you were going to live forever."- Unknown "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."- Albert Einstein "There is nothing either good nor bad, but thinking makes it so."- William Shakespear "Not all scars show, not all wounds heal, sometimes you can't see the pain someone feels."-Unknown "There is no person who does not carry scars on their heart. If there were such a person, they would be a shallow soul."- Hiei "That's why God put stupid people on the planet, to test the people that actually have a brain."- Anonymous "He who is master is not of others but himself. Truly an angel."- Hachirou Kita "Each coin has two sides, the man lost control of his and I saw a demon."-Hachirou Kita "I saw a winged man, and when I asked him who he was, he said, 'I'm an angel.'"- Hachirou Kita "Don not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."- Unknown "Shoot for the moon- you may miss but you'll land among the stars."- Unknown "To the world you might be one person, to one person you might be the world."- From a random Naruto fic. "Sometimes the past hurts too much. That makes you do stupid or impossible things to try and fix it, but the past is always dead. You can't repair yesterday."- Sato from the fic Forlorn "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."-Unknown "The planet in not in jeapardy. We are in jeapordy. We haven't got the power to destroy the planet- or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves."- taken from the book Jurassic Park "Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world."- R.D. Lang "Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."- Lily Tomlin "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disclination to do so."- Douglas Adams "Fake friends bail you out of jail and tell you that what you did was wrong, real friends would sit next to you saying 'Damn we f--ed up, but that shit was fun!'"- Unknown "Close your eyes and think it's a bad dream. That's how I get by."- Jack Sparrow "There is nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home. When you've lost it all, that's when you finally realize that life is beautiful."- Nikki Sixx Extras and Funny Lists I Have Found: (Okay, I looked at the forty-nine laws of anime and I couldn't stop laughing because it's absolutely true) Fourty- Nine laws of Anime: Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito 1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity 2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation 3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics 4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion 5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion 6. Law of Temporal Variability 7. First Law of Temporal Mortality 8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality 9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis 10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity 11. Law of Inherent Combustability 12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission 13. Law of Energetic Emission 14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude 15. Law of Inexhaustability 16. Law of Inverse Accuracy 17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability 18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity 19. Law of Demonic Consistency 20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability 21. Law of Tactical Unreliability 22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability 23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality 24. Law of Americanthropomorphism 25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality 26. Law of Feline Mutation 27. Law of Conservation of Firepower 28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence 29. Law of Melee Luminescence 30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism 31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability 32. Law of Follicular Permanence 33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics 34. Law of Probable Attire 35. Law of Musical Omnipotence 36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination 37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance 38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission 39. Law of Inverse Attraction 40. Law of Nasal Sanguination 41. Law of Xylolaceration 42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence 43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia 44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation 45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis 46. Law of Flimsy Incognition |