KuroDark
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 03-17-07, id: 1240134, Profile Updated: 08-03-11
Author has written 11 stories for Hellsing, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

I write stories sometimes.


Note: I am the elder cousin of soundtrack.of.your.life. She is one of my very favorite people in the world and she writes some hilarious stuff. I advise you to check her profile out and read her stories. They're great, just like her.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Just Desserts by Ataokoloinona reviews
He always kept his promises, but none of his other deals had ever been so... promising. Life just got a little more interesting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,203 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Bloodloss and Refrigerator Doors by soundtrack.of.your.life reviews
It is always disconcerting to hear the shower running when you come home - especially when you live alone and are quite certain that you are not under it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Neji H. - Complete
Sucking Up by Keep It Quiet reviews
Even the great leader of the Akatsuki approves of a little sucking up. As a matter of fact, he DEMANDS it. Pein x ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Deidara
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

No, Please, God, No reviews
Hinata needs to become more confident. Hidan wants to become less aggressive. When both wish upon the same star, something very strange happens that will change Konoha and Kakuzu forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
Who Cares? reviews
Konan is upset by Hidan's rude words and finds herself comforted by an unlikely source. But she soon finds out that his idea of comfort is not quite the same as hers. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Konan, Itachi U. - Complete
Experiment reviews
Madara has always been curious about homosexuality, and, so, he enlists his best friend to help him out with a little...experiment. One-shot. PeinxMadara. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Concise reviews
One-shot. Kisame falls in love with Kakuzu, only to have his trust betrayed. But, what can he expect? After all, that is Kakuzu's nature.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Kakuzu, Kisame H. - Complete
All in the Ears of the Beholder reviews
One-shot. Konan is simply taking a stroll through Akatsuki headquarters when she accidently eavesdrops on the most disturbing conversation she has ever heard, not realizing that things are not always what they seem. Implied SasoDei. Edit: Implied PeinTobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I Didn't Want To Die So Soon reviews
It's April Fool's day and everyone in the Akatsuki knows that all hell is going to break loose. However, they were severely underestimating things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Akatsuki
Sercard and Aluas reviews
Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing has had enough. Alucard’s mischievous antics were going to be stopped. But when the punishment accidently extends to Seras, the vampires switch bodies. Can they survive as each other?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,971 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Blood is Red reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha to give her the attention that she always wanted. But she never expected it to be like this. Never like this. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Alucard the Unicorn reviews
Charlie the unicorn is lonely and wants a friend. A genie grants his wish and Alucard ends up being the unlikely canadite. He has to be changed into a unicorn and is thrown into Unicorn Land. All he wants is to get out. Will he be able to? Popular demand.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Running and Screaming reviews
The life of Harry unfolds to drastic means.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
The Day He Ate A Pickle reviews
Oneshot. Alucard is bored and Integra dares him to eat a pickle. Will he survive?
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Staff of:
  1. Alucard the NoLifeKing
    Anime/Manga Hellsing