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Author has written 45 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello my fellow anime-lovers!

my deviantART account: http://fairhokage.deviantart.com/

Do I have fury (thumbs up if you get the reference)? No! But I have tumblr!: http://theliterarywolf.tumblr.com/ Which is mostly used for mini-fics like Nyotalia and for fiction and YouTube announcements.

Name: The only name you're getting is Tyranno's girl. Or you can call me Tsunade-sama like my freinds do.

Fave things: Anime, Yaoi, Video games, drawing, hentai, futanari (I'm not gay, I just like it for some reason...) and writing stories.

Loves: French Toast, her family, the Zodiac, Kisame Hoshigaki, and Tyranno Hassleberry. (Please don't ask me to choose between the two...)

Fave music: Classical, rock( MCR, the killers, Panic! At the disco), J-pop, Vocaloid, J-rock, European, and R-pop.

Fave Anime: Pokemon, Petshop of Horrors, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Soul Eater, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Hetalia- Axis Powers, Hell Girl, Yatterman 2008 (Yatta, Yatta, Yatterman!)... There are probably more but I can't remember them all right now.

Motto(as of right this moment): someone says: Don't go there! I reply: Um, I already went there, reserved my hotel, and sent you a postcard!

Well... All I got to say is, thanks to everyone who reads and supports my fanfics.


You guys should have seen it, I was Kisame for Halloween ('08) (I just wish I had someone to be Itachi...)!!

This year ('09) for Halloween I cosplayed as Zetsubou-sensei (Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei) and as Kakuzu (Naruto) seeing as how when I dressed up as Zetsubou, everyone kept calling me a granny!

I am also officially not a democrat or a republican. I'm an equalitist. ... I explain later. _

Reviews=Love people, so please indulge the lonely authoress and give some feedback on my stories.


Second of all, but it's probably more important,

MMIIIIIICHAAAAAAEEEEEELLLLLL!! On Thursday June 25th, 2009 at 2:26 pm the world lost an angel, one of its few true artists, our last Peter Pan. RIP Michael Jackson, the world will never be the same without you.


Da da da dan! It's Tyranno's girl list of fave yaoi pairings!

Naruto:

KisaIta (Kisame and Itachi equals love people! Even if they're dead... cries)

KakuHida (S&M is hot! And their relationship is cute! Even if they're dead and MIA... cries more)

SasoDei (Love the sweetness! And when Sasori uses some of his special potions during sex... Damn. But they're dead! cries)

ZetsuTobi (And I mean ZetsuTobi as is both sides of Zetsu being the seme to Tobi the idiot! No that bastard Madara, Tobi!)

SasuNaru (You have to give props to the pairing that started all of the Naruto yaoi. Also, SASUKE IS SEME! Always and forever!)

KakaIru (Teacher sex is hot!)

NejiGaa (I don't want to hear any GaaLee talk, for me, it's NeGaa or nothing!)

OroKabu (This pairing is so Canon and hot that no one should deny it. yells at OroSasu and KabuSasu fans YA HEAR THAT!)

Who else from Naruto..? Oh, of course, the all-wonderful perfect threesome:

SasuNaruSai (Semes on the outside, with a nice uke filling)

Pet Shop of Horrors:

LeonD (Canon! And it's so pretty and so hot!)

Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy:

RikuSora (Canon! And sweet...)

SephiCloud (Although I haven't actually looked for anything with this pairing...)

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX:

ZanexChazz (I love royalshipping!)

AsterxJaden (Love this pairing! Haven't seen much with it, but i love it because of how the characters are in the anime)

Ben 10: Alien Force: (And yes, I know that it isn't an anime, but the pairing is still there people!)

KevinxBen (Otherwise shipped as 'Bevin'. It's almost canon and it is almost exactly like the SasuNaru pairing from Naruto! They both even have the annoying roadblocks! ie, Sakura and Gwen)

Hetalia- Axis Powers:

GermanyxItaly (aka LudwigxVeneciano. IT'S JUST SO DAMN CUTE!!)

RussiaxAmerica (aka IvanxAlfred. Russia is a pimp, I don't care what anyone says. And when he dominates America... Epic win.)

Legend of Zelda:

LinkxShiek (It's sooo... hot! As long as you believe that Shiek and Zelda were different people, it's all good...)

Super Smash Bros: (Yeah, I'm a brawler.)

IkexPit (SO CUTE! And very popular in Japan.)

RoyxMarth (Damn you Nintendo! Why did you have to get rid of Roy?! This pairing was awesome!)

South Park: (Once again, not an anime. But the pairings are hot and awesome as long as you imagine the cast as being in their high-school years)

StanxKyle (aka 'Style'. Cute, awesome, sexy, canon... What more could you want?)

DamienxPip (aka 'Dip'. I think that I may have a fetish for anything dealing with demons, hell, or anything like that. And the son of the devil stealing the innocence of the pure little British boy is Epic win.)

CraigxTweek (aka 'Creek'. Once again, S&M mixed in with the poor, spazzing blond is kind of epic.)

ChristophexGregory (It's an awesome pairing but why don't people do more stuff on it?! The only reason that I don't is because I still have yet to see the South Park movie so I can know what they act like.)

Pokemon:

Professor OakxTracy (... I don't care what anyone says. Apprenticeshipping is hot, hot, hot! And those of you who think that it's too much of an age difference, think about it! It's probably around the same age difference as Orochimaru and Kabuto, so meh!)

Sonic the Hedgehog: (First of all, they have to be in human form!)

ShadowxSonic (aka 'Sonadow' It's perfect and why else does Sonic run from Amy so damned much?)

And until I get some more, that's it! Trust me, give me few days and this list will be updated! Also, the order is SemexUke. You hear me?! SEMEXUKE! I'm sorry but when it comes to yaoi, I don't do role-reversals.


Hey people! Just in case you are actually liking the Akatsuki Horror Series, here are some links to the songs that I have written fics for so far.

Alice of Human Sacrifice (AHS: Alice of Human Sacrifice): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMQmTIp6SRk&feature=related

Conchita, the Epicurean Daughter of Evil (AHS: Zetsu Conchita): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqVca_2WkkI&feature=related

Dark Woods Circus (AHS: The Dark Woods Circus): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU6PL0LH4_Y

... And hopefully more to come soon! .


And now some interesting stuff that you may have already seen before!:

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a NIGERIAN with internet access, so I must be trying to cheat people out of their money.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (CHRIST WAS MIDDLE EASTERN, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I personally hate the stuff with a passion.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (You got a problem with the sunhats?!)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (All I have going for me is the accent that pops up at random)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Fan-characters are fine... Just don't over-use them, and be realistic, please?)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (There's a time and place for everything... And it's called University.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis.

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My Boyfriend Is A Brony by Lady Braus reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto, but he has a hard time accepting for the fact that his boyfriend became something thanks to a pink haired friend of theirs. SasuNaru. Don't like yaoi, do not read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I'm The Villian by Keiko Sahara reviews
When it comes to war everbody suffers.Some were betrayed, others maimed, and others had their spirits broken.However one keeps a bright lookout on life.What happens when his boss tells him he's going to kill another nation?A SEMI-HISTORICALY ACCURATE fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,593 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 12/16/2009 - America, Japan
Short Hetalia Oneshots by Nezumi Neko reviews
Just a collection of random Hetalia short oneshots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 285 - Words: 77,189 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Perfection Is Meant For Dolls by Hitoko-sama reviews
Dolls are the only thing Sai knows. And Perfection is key, that's why he only uses perfect parts...Now all he needs is the perfect partner. How will one day at the Fair change his life? SasuNaru Non-consensual SaiNaru...Gore and other bad things!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,455 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
A Songbook of Memories by Trisana Tennant reviews
All my future RusAme short one-shots go here. Chapter 122.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 87 - Words: 65,740 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - America, Russia
Snapshots in History by Orpah reviews
Just a series of drabbles about moments in history.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 121 - Words: 43,834 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Germany, South Korea
Memoirs of a Prussian Defence by comptine reviews
If Gilbert was ever going to write a personal memoir, this is exactly where he would start. With a concerned Canadian standing over him, an angry Brit yelling from the stands and his voice utterly gone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Final Smash Theories by PeachDaisyAmy777 reviews
Ever wonder what Final Smash are in certain characters, that you wished was in Brawl/should have been a character in Brawl? Well then, come check it out here. Many characters can appear here from video games and other sources. Characters can also have multiple Final Smashes within different chapters.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Dip drabbles by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
100 word drabbles written to keep the creativity flowing. Dip DamienxPip M
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,836 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
The Uchiha Uzumaki Household by argona reviews
Warning:A serie of oneshots about a certain cute and lovely household!A Hokage,An Anbu Captain and of course their children!SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,359 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's always the quiet ones by neoandtheangrywhiteflag reviews
iruka has a colourful past that he would hate to be found out, but then some one does, kakairu, yaoi, smut in later chapters. trust us its better than it sounds!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,002 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Super Smash Brothers Humiliation! by mbrothers reviews
One host interviews Nintendo's most famous characters and finds out their darkest secrets. By Alex, not Lucas.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 17,307 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Black Puppet Strings by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Hidan is fed up with Kakuzu totally ignoring him when working. He decides the only way to get some attention is to bother Kakuzu until his last nerve. Hidan pushes a bit too far so Kakuzu has a suprise for him as well. Rated for a reason! YAOI KuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Forever Danna by RedSand reviews
/Sequal to Good Night Danna/ One time is all it takes, but what could a puppet like Sasori and someone as young as Deidara know about what would effect the rest of their lives? character death, Sasodei, Kakuhi, ZetKonan, Kisaita, OCxTobi, MPreg, D-O-N-E!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,862 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
It Broke by Cinvxten reviews
What do you mean it broke?" This had to have been a joke, no way he broke the bikini, right? He couldn't be that big... right? Maybe I'll just go see for myself.... Stan X Kyle oneshot. Rated M for "Mmmm, smut."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Across The GoldStar Barrier reviews
Sequel to 'Of Youkai, Life, and Other Things'. Chaos brings many things: war, heartbreak, unrest. But can love and unity prevail when the rest of the world is being torn to peices by an unseen foe? KisaIta, SasoDei, KakuHida, ZetTobi, SasuNaru, and other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,613 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Growing Up reviews
Seasons come, season go. People are born, people grow. But what happens when our loves ones change to such a point where we think we can't recognize them? KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Crowded Subway reviews
How did I get myself into this mess? All I did was get on a subway, I didn't mean to get on the bad side of any sadistic businessman! KisaIta AU, semexdominant!uke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
190 Percent Proof reviews
When dealing with the undead, one must always remember the essentials: 500 Cases of C4, a candy-apple red AK47, ten and twenty hand-guns... Basics, really. And don't forget to bring along your wonderful boyfriend who is currently taking a more... puppyish guise. High School AU, RussAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Russia, America
Akatsuki Horror Series: The Sandman's Handmaiden reviews
When the waking world has a cruel, misogynistic reign on every aspect of life, of course a young woman would resort to the whimsical, peaceful world of dreams for salvation. But what happens when elements of slumber begin creeping into reality? fem!Hidan, one-sided KakuHida based on the song 'Gift From The Princess Who Brings Sleep'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
800 reviews
When you open up your home, make sure you know who you're opening it up to. Otherwise you might end up with a drop-dead sexy incubus who wants nothing more than to bend you over the nearest surface and have their way with you. Shameless KisaIta, demon!Kisame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Maman reviews
'I looked out at the town that used to be my home... In ten short years, after I lost two of the most important people to me, things had changed so much...' The change that a cold, harsh tyranny will have on this land... No crying till the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,688 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Mama's Lullaby reviews
Peter Oxenstierna was a normal 10 year-old boy. He went to school, played at the park, and ate jelly sandwiches. He was... average. Except for the fact that his parents slept in stone coffins during the day. Light SuFin told in a child's POV, inspired by Katy Towell's 'The Mockingbird Song'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
El Despertar reviews
Or 'The Awakening'. This world is filled with many strange things, people, and occurrences. Once must always be careful of who they put their trust into; everyone has a dark secret behind the mask they don in the day. Light instances of Spamano. Based on the short film by Katy Towell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Petroleum Factory reviews
Have you ever wondered why, in the land of fast cars and super-stars, gasoline can cost up to an arm and a leg? What truly goes into a barrel of oil? What is the TRUE means of that sought after source of energy? Hints of RussAme, PruCan if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
The Youth and the Sea God reviews
A long time ago, a dangerous prophecy was fore-told that would effect all of the land. This the story of the child at the center of it all. KisaIta one-shot, lemon inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Blue Bass and Crimson Violin reviews
Join us for an inside look at two of the countries best musicians master violinist Uchiha Itachi and DJ-prodigy Hoshigaki Kisame. See how they live, how they sleep, how they... shatter windows with the power of wubs? KisaIta, hints of SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Angel Hall reviews
Hey sensei... You look like you could use a helping hand or two with your current predicament. What's that? Oh no, I don't mind at all! Just sit back, relax, and let me take care of the rest... AU KisaIta with a surprise.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
A Flower Bloomed From The Earth reviews
The sequel to 'In The Darkness, There Was A Ragged Cough'. A simple sound in the darkness with the connotation of certain death within it. Who was it? And how could they have allowed an angel to die? PruCan and RussAme mostly, a bit of FrUk if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
In The Darkness, There Was A Ragged Cough reviews
Nine bodies in the dark... Emotions drawn tight, balance teetering into the abyss. A tragic cataclysm that will be put into motion by a simple sound... PruCan, hints of RussAme if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
How To Get Rid of Baggage in Seven Difficult Steps reviews
Alfred F. Jones is living life up in New York: he's the lead singer in a band, he has a cute new girlfriend. But things start to go a bit hay-wire when visions of a handsome, foreign stranger start invading his dreams... RussAme Inspired by Scott Pilgrim
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Russia, America
Red Fortress, Blue Fortress reviews
Welcome to the battlefield! Here we have two teams, one Red and one Blue, but I will warn you, they are a rowdy bunch. Especially the big Russian guy and that crazy American. Inspired by TF2. Future RussAme, FrUk, GerIta, and PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Russia, America
Of Youkai, Life, and Other Things reviews
Uchiha Itachi was your average weasel demon: He spent day and night studying and never went to parties or had a group of friends or silly things like that. Wait, what do you mean that's not normal! KisaIta, KakuHida, SasoDei, ZetTobi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 212,885 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Foreign Fruit reviews
Walking the streets of this dark, lonely world, I have seen more than my share of strange of things... You might think I'm someone special. But, I'm just... a simple Fruit-Merchant, that's all. Oh, watch your step. Blood makes such a mess, doesn't it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,762 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Akatsuki Horror Series: The Candy Addict's Menu reviews
Diamond's a girl's best friend? Hardly! Everyone knows that chocolate and sugar are the cure to all that ails you. And no one knows this better than Uchiha Itachi: The BEST baker around...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hetalia, RotA reviews
'The Past and the Present were never meant to come together like this' When the world's constant promises of an Apocalypse appear to be happening in front of our very eyes, who will rise to our aid? Where, or when, will they come from?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,065 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Russia, America
Akatsuki Horror Series: Duke Hoshigaki's Madness reviews
Welcome my dear, my beautiful flower... Come join me in my harem as we allow ourselves to be swallowed, consumed, devoured by the carnal heat of lust and desire. And as you look into my eyes... Allow your soul to fall into my hands...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Legend of Hoshi: Metronome of Time reviews
When the peaceful land of Kon is threatened, only the combined forces of a young forest demon and a young Prince can stop it. Eventual SasuNaru, based on LOZ: Ocarina of Time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 183,558 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Seme Uke Games reviews
You've seen the Battle of the Sexes and the Battle of the Species... But the Battle of Semes vs. Ukes? Romantic-Comedy fic with different characters from different fandoms competing. Which side will you root for?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 194,472 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
England's Intervention reviews
Part three of the 'France Wants to be a Pop-star' series, only this time... England's the star of this story. Though, with all the hectic actions that everyone is doing... Honestly, it was just a couple of drinks...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Telephone Talk reviews
The second installment of the 'France Wants to be a Pop-star' series. England really needs to invest in a better caller-ID for his phone...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Lady Francis and Lord Arthur reviews
What does every attractive man want to do in his life at least once? Well, for one Francis Bonnefoy, it's to become a Pop-star! First installment of the 'France Becomes a Pop-star' series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/11/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Tailor Shop of Enzibaka reviews
You always have to be careful of what you say and do, and how you say and do things, right? Because, well, you never know how someone might take it...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - South Korea, China - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: The Konoha Tailor Shop reviews
I have been watching over you, even when you left me I have waited for you to return. I gave you everything I had, my whole being... Why do you continue to treat me this way?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: Loyalty reviews
Most people want someone around who is loyal to them right? Some to cook, clean,and serve for you? What about... Kill for you?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: Red Swamp Bottom reviews
No matter what you have done, or who you think you are, everyone gets their just desserts. The final part of the 'AHS: Dark Woods Circus'-Trilogy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Cherry Popping Love Love Special reviews
Random yaoi fic by Tyranno's girl! Smut time! Why are some school clubs more fun than others? Because of their crazy, sexy presidents, that's why! KisaIta, KakuHida, SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: An Angel's Knowledge reviews
Cruelty to children... An unimaginable sin that happens everyday. But hardly to this extent. First sequel to 'AHS: The Dark Woods Circus'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A True Series Of Unfortunate Events reviews
The four Hatake children Kisame, Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto have just lost their adoptive parents, Kakashi and Iruka Hatake in a horrible fire in their mansion. Now they have to deal with their new guardians. KisaIta, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,444 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: The Dark Woods Circus reviews
Deep in the forest beyond the stone streets of London, there is a circus. This circus is filled with creatures and wonderful sights the likes of which you have never seen. Come by and see the show tonight! You'll never want to leave...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,514 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: Zetsu Conchita reviews
Usually, there's nothing wrong with a picky-eater, right? So why does our master look at us with such hungry eyes? Horror Two-Shot based on the song, 'Conchita, The Epicurean Daughter of Evil'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: Alice of Human Sacrifice reviews
“Deidara.” Pein began. “Allow us to relay to you a small tale about me, this mansion, and, of course, the Alices.” A suspicious mansion in the woods and a lost blonde equals a nightmare of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,786 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Joker reviews
How far would you go in order to find out your heart's true desire? SasoDei inspred by the song 'Joker'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Watch Me, Brother Zetsusensei! reviews
When one visits The Dawn Institution of Higher Learning for Young Males, one will see that it is... different from other schools.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Konoha reviews
Summary: The sunny beach city of The Konoha was a haven for surfers who wanted more than to surf everyday... That was until the leaders of Uchiha Industries, Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha, Decide to build their next factory in their sunny town.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kakuzu reviews
In Kakuzu Hoku's new foster home there are twenty-one windows and fourteen doors. Thirteen of the doors open and close. The fourteenth is locked...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Music Meme for KisaIta reviews
Originally 'KisaIta Music Meme' but something screwed up and I wasn't able to get reviews. Please enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Sasuke and Naruto reviews
Summary: It's Lilo and... Wait a minute.. Sasuke and Naruto! What will happen when the last two members of the broken Uchiha clan find a hyperactive, almost alien teenager in an orphanage an decide to take him in? There's major OOCness so don't flame on m
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,577 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Chronicles of Soupy
Summary: Everyone's favorite group of ninja track down their new enemy, Soupy, for the Special Brownie prank that he pulled and end up having to go through... South America! Read the randomness and the Yaoi that occurs in the later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Published: 5/21/2007
Hit a high note! reviews
Insane music and dance routines, obsessed stalkers, Zane trying to express his feelings for Chazz... It's all crazy when Duel Academy is introduced to the complicated world of song and dance!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007