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Joined 03-17-07, id: 1240249
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Age-17

Location-United States

Naruto--fav couplings

SasukeXNaruto-or other way around

KakashiXIruka

GaiXKankuro-I know that is a weird pairing

Um this isn't actually

my account but check it out anyway!

Prince Of Tennis--fav coupling

InuiXKaidoh-OTP

Bleach--fav couplings

ByakuyaXIchigo

IchigoXIshida

KenpachiXIchigo

Harry Potter--fav couplings

SeverusXHarry

LuciusXHarry

VoldemortXHarry

LuciusXHarryXDraco

VoldemortXHarryXLucius

Knowledge is power

Power corrupts

Read a book

Be evil

Trying their wings once more in hopeless flight:

Blind moth agains the wires of window screens.

Anything. Anything for a fix of the light.

X.J. Kennedy "Street Moths"

You need never unsay anything you did not say in the first place.

Gibbs: and whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.

Jack: NO! If we don't have that key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key that unlockes it?

Pirates of the Caribbean

Great minds can read this!

This is weird, but interesting! if you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Dude! Totally paste this to your profile if you can read this!

I got this off of somone else's profile but it was just so funny I had to share it with people who visit my profile. TheLightsShadow profile.

-clears throat- Ok! Here are somethings I hate about everyone -_-

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off of their ass and search the entire room for the remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change is manually.

3. When people say, "Its always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking afterwards? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna kick their ass!

4. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No loser, I paid $12 dollars to go to a cinema and stare at the damn floor.

5. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"...didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

6. When people say, "Life is short" What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that is longer?

7. When you're waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I still be standing here dumbass?

I FELL FOR IT:D MikaUchiha's profile

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did!

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This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Memories and Lies by landiddy reviews
What happens when Naruto has a few secrets that no one's heard? What happens when Sasuke wants to know? What happens when two boys get their fates mingled together? Worse, they're two lonely boys in high school. AU MM rape angst lang (self)harm adult themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 309,176 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Assassin and the Dolphin by jabotus reviews
AU. KakaIru. After a failing to kill his target, Kakashi never expected to find himself drowning in the ocean. Nor did he expect to be rescued by a merman…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,674 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Men of Bronze by Pampers Baby Dry reviews
Sing oh goddess of the ruin of Egypt....ImhotepJonathon. Jonathon won an old egytian neckless in a poker game, who would have thought it had held the evil high priest Imhotep. Who would have thought an adventure would come of this.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,316 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Imhotep, Jonathan C.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 3,969 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 3,862 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Whose little slut by HK Keiji reviews
Naruto is adopted by Orochimaru. Extreme M rated. OroNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Case of the Missing Cockatiel by Gryvon reviews
Lassiter/Shawn slash. Shawn's next case turns out to be more than he expected. He's got more than keen observational powers at his disposal, thanks to a run-in with a true fortune-teller who leaves him with psychic abilities of his own.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,045 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/11/2008 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
Weapon of choice by TabbyShhh reviews
Tony’s developed an interesting kink. Gibbs is more than happy to oblige. Warning: Slash, kink, gun play
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
This is Not the Karma You're Looking For by Eideann reviews
Henry’s yelling, but it’s not at Shawn. Shawn is on the case, but he’s not getting paid. Lassiter’s not dissing Shawn every chance he gets. And who is the babe in the short shorts and the bikini top? Dude, this is just weird!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,695 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Ichigo's Dream by Varaki reviews
Ichigo has a dream about a certain Arrancar and it suddenly becomes a reality, much to his likeing. Yaoi. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Ulquiorra, Ichigo K. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Calculations by Ojisama reviews
Inui invites Kaidoh over for a little training.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Inui S., Kaidoh K. - Complete
A Summer Inheritance by Heather68 reviews
Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,156 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Data: Ghost Story by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
The ghost story presented data worth the risk to Inui. InuKai. Complete
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Inui S., Kaidoh K. - Complete
Fighting Dreamers by KungFuu reviews
Iruka would do anything for his adopted son. He'd even resort to prostitution if it would allow him to pay for Naruto to become a ninja, his son's only dream. Iruka's night job brings Kakashi into his life, and everything changes. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,512 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
I Now Pronounce you Man and Enemy by Chippy teh squirrel reviews
Kakashi loves to get Iruka as pissed as possilbe. But what happened when his plan backfires? It is now a game of chicken. Who chikens out first? Pairings: Kakairu, mabye hints of others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,286 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
My Newbie's Suicide by JacksBoonie reviews
After his father's death, JD commits suicide. Now he is forced to live as a ghost until he finds the real reason he killed himself. But why is it that Doctor Cox can see him when no one else can? Can the older man help him before it's too late? JDCox
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,980 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Art and Artifice by dagget reviews
Life hasn't always been kind to Naruto, but he's got talent and determination. He just wants to get into University but his quasi doublelife is about to cause him some difficulties. Itanaru, onesided sasunaru. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Proof is in Actions by Wolf Master Loki reviews
The Janitor wants a certain doctor. And he'll do whatever it takes to prove it. JDJanitor
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,288 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - John D./J.D., Janitor - Complete
The Curse by demonrubberducky reviews
Challenge Fic: Kakashi notices that Iruka never seems to date anyone, and decides to find out why. Are Iruka's relationships really cursed like the sensei believes? And more importantly, will Kakashi be able to break that curse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The child named Demon by Yellow kiwi reviews
Gaara's life is far from normal. His father puts him through alot of pain, while his siblings try to ignore that fact. But when Gaara meets the new kid in school things start to change. For the better or worse? Read and find out. Yaoi, NaruGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,663 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Learn to Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
She smiled at the Dark haired boy. 'The patient you will be working with Uchihakun, is Uzumaki Naruto. He has been paralysed from waist down and i'm sure he'd appreciate your concern' AU Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reputation by Lily Kalanoa reviews
Iruka is trapped, unable to live the life he truly wants. When Kakashi finds out, he's determined to do something about it, whether Iruka wants him to or not. WARNINGS INSIDE READ THEM AND LEAVE ME ALONE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Out Of It by Ms Trick reviews
After trying to kill his brother, Sasuke is declared a sociopath and ends up as roommate to Naruto in a mental institution. NaruSasu. SEQUEL: 'Landing'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,445 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by Beyondthismorning reviews
Naruto finds himself transferred into an all boys boarding school with 3 psychotic roomates. But, That isn't the problem. The problem is, could all these boys be...gay?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U.
The Mummy Survives by Katatonia reviews
This contains SLASH! I felt sorry for Imhotep at the end of 'The Mummy Returns', so I wrote my own ending!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Jonathan C., Imhotep - Complete
Gift by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*NejiShikaNaru, Lemon One-Shot* Naruto always had to spend his birthday alone, but this year something is going to change...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 113 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Watch by Smex Lemur reviews
When Edward bought the strange, silver watch, he had never expected things to turn out the way they did. Not that he was complaining, of course... RoyEd. Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,435 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Prankster by demonrubberducky reviews
A rash of pranks has broken out in Konoha in the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams. Kakashi is determined to find the ninja responsible, but just who will be outwitting who? KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Training with Jounin by demonrubberducky reviews
KxI Iruka gets invited to a special Jounin training session, but it turns out the stakes are higher than he knew.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,856 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Carpe Jugulum! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
AU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Come And Sit By My Side If You Love Me by Halrloprillalar reviews
InuKai. Oneshot. Kaidoh never sits next to Inui.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Inui S., Kaidoh K. - Complete
Obscurity of Love by mony2208 reviews
[Complete] Haunted by memories of the war Harry can’t seem to move on with his life. But then a mysterious obscured figure manages to do what no other could do; make him feel again. There’s just one small problem. He doesn’t know who it is. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,275 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Juice by Haru No Uta reviews
The one and only correct way to drink Inui's vegetable juices. InuKai. Yaoi.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Inui S., Kaidoh K. - Complete
Pledges by Amireal reviews
**COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,007 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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The Thief reviews
Lord Naruto meets a thief. Will this thief help him train his village and defeat Baron Itachi. NaruXSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,067 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Outlaw reviews
Gaara was an outlaw that was sent to prison. Now on a stroke of luck he's been invited to serve the remaining sentence on Naruto's ranch. Nobody wants to get close to him. The one person who does can send him back to prison in a blink of an eye. GaaXNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,045 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
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Poem about Nauto and how Kyuubi lives inside him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete