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Joined 03-17-07, id: 1240434, Profile Updated: 12-03-11
Author has written 9 stories for Lord of the Rings, Wicked, and RENT.

Name: I have many. (But most call me Elfy. On here at least.)

Age: You don't know my life.

Gender: Female

Favorite colors: Green, dark blue, dark purple

Favorite T.V. shows: Monk, Psych, Pushing Daisies, 30 Rock, Daily Show, Colbert Show, House, Smallville, Criminal Minds, The Mentalist, Glee, Law and Order (many different kinds...), White Collar, Covert Affairs, Merlin, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Torchwood

Favorite movies: Lord of the Rings(all three), Pirates of the Caribbean(all three), The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Fantastic Four, National Treasure, RENT, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, The Librarian(all first three), Knowing, Across the Universe

Favorite books: Lord of the Rings(all three), The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, Narnia(all seven), Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, Watership Down, Without You by Anthony Rapp, Companion books to Wicked, Rent, and Spring Awakening, A little bit Wicked by Kristin Chenoweth, The Golden Compass (2&3 as well), The Narcissism Epidemic, A Series of Unfortunate Events

Favorite musical(s): Wicked, RENT, Spring Awakening, Little Shop of Horrors, Footloose, Legally Blonde, Avenue Q, Sweeney Todd, Les Misérables, Bare, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Next to Normal, Young Frankenstein, Rocky Horror Picture Show

Favorite school subjects: English and Foreign Language(French, Japanese, German...anything I can get my hands on), anything astronomy related

Favorite book, movie, and T.V genres: Humor, angst, drama and action/adventure

Favorite music: Anything besides rap(as a friend told me: You can't spell 'crap' without 'rap') or heavy metal. Preferably something quiet, though, I do like lively things when I'm in the right mood. Which has been often, lately. And obviously I love musicals. French music and dance music is also awesome. The 60s and 70s also have some wondrous music. :O I also enjoy Band of Horses, Owl City and assorted other artists. Also: backing soundtracks. Seriously. The instrumentals to LotR and Doctor Who are some of the most amazing things ever.

Favorite sports: Swimming and tennis. Ooh, I did gymnastics for a while..I did enjoy that...

Random things: I write poetry, I can get obsessive about certain things, I've been in five choirs, and I like to be random, though lately my randomness is less. And I'm very sarcastic...I got nominated for a humor award due to my sarcasm. I'm a realist, though I do stray into the pessimistic side of the spectrum on occasion. My friends are my life. I make short movie slideshows. :P I obviously like this face :P. I know my bad luck very well. :P I love life.

Neat profile quote things:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

"Life is a song. Fate is the composer, that still, with all his many years of experience never really fails to hit the wrong notes- he just becomes frustrated with your life's song, and often deepens your notes. At the time, it may not sound good, but in the end, it all works out." --Zarri

"'I don't read very well. So I don't think very well either.' Galinda smiled. 'I dress to kill, though.'" (Wicked the book, page 80)

"The BAS is like Vegas, only we usually mean it." -Crazy/Truffles

"I ignore the obvious and focus on the meaningless." --Crazy/Truffles

"It's simple, really: The time goes into a black hole along with single socks from the dryer and spare keys." --Crazy/Truffles

"In the day of prosperity be joyful, but in the day of adversity consider." -Ecclesiastes

"One day well spent is to be preferred to an eternity of error." -Cicero

"We hold the view that the people come first, not the government." -John F. Kennedy

"Fate leads the willing, and drags along those who hang back." -Seneca

"Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate." -John F. Kennedy

"The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved." -Victor Hugo

"So oft in theologic wars, the disputants, I ween, rail on in utter ignorance of what each other mean, and prate about an Elephant not one of them has seen!" -John Godfrey Saxe

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." -T.S. Elliot

"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." -Mark Twain

"Never complain and never explain." -Benjamin Disraeli

"Man is born to live, not to prepare for life." -Boris Pastermak

"The most practical kind of politics is the politics of decency." -Theodore Roosevelt

"And Nimby, what's Prop 8 3/4? Does it involve homosexuality on the Hogwarts Express?" -HCO

"The first time I read this sentence I missed the word "wearer" and I thought the pants were taking on a life of their own to save Fiyero's reputation." -Part of a review left by TheSquintiestSquint to The Last Truffula Tree on her story Mayero.

"Tell me what 'it' is and I'll tell you if it's worth it."-Auggie (Covert Affairs)

"Well, I'm off to do anything else." -Auggie (Covert Affairs)

"You are a riddle wrapped up in a mystery!" -Gaius to Merlin (Merlin)

"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don't always spoil the good things or make them unimportant." - The Doctor (Doctor Who) (11)

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."-The Doctor (4)

"There's something here that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick." -The Doctor (11)

”Courage isn’t just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It’s being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.”- The Doctor (3)

"I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself." -The Doctor (10)

"Maybe it's a Sunday." "No, I never land on Sundays. Sundays are boring." -Donna and the Doctor (10)

"It's always you and her, isn't it? Long after the rest of us are gone. A boy and his box off to see the universe." "You say that as if it's a bad thing, but honestly it's the best thing there is." -Amy and the Doctor (11)

"Has it occurred to you--" "Probably." -John and Sherlock (Sherlock)

"Has anyone ever told you you're a bit weird?" "They never really stop." -Craig Owens and the Doctor (11)

"Is this how time normally passes? Really slowly...and in the right order?" -The Doctor (11)

"Okay. This is bad. For the moment, I don't know how bad. But it's certainly three buses, a long walk and a taxi ride from good." -The Doctor (11)

"We're all such tiny parts of your life, aren't we? All the friends you make just flicker in and out. You must hardly notice us." "Amy, you are enormous parts of my life. And you're all I ever remember." -Amy and the Doctor (11)

"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." -The Doctor (11)

"Nobody important? Blimey, that's amazing. D'you know, in 900 years of time and space I've never anyone who wasn't important? -The Doctor (11)

"Everything has it's time and everything dies." -The Doctor (9)

"Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives." -River Song (Doctor Who)

Proud member of the BAS- Don't eat the strawberry cake.

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The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
Walking proof that Karma's important by ElvenPwner reviews
I KNEW making fun of the boohbahs would get me into trouble. After all, if i'd had GOOD Karma, i wouldn't BE here, now would I. Not for those who hate sarcasm. Nonsue. A Southern girl goes to ME story. Not a Legomance. NOW COMPLETE after 8 years!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,167 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Bonnie and Clyde by Emma CS Me reviews
"We're not Bonnie and Clyde, Tina. They wanted to be outlaws. Famous. They wanted to make everyone know their names. They wanted to change the world. We just want to live in it." ArTina.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
De pelle sorte by horseaholic reviews
Title means One of a Kind in French. Roger meets a French model on the street and falls in love with her. But the death of one of their own turns his, and everyone else's, world upside down. RogerOC. EVENTUAL MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,383 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
With Or Without You by SkyPad reviews
Seven years postRent, Mark returns to New York City trying to cope with his past.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,779 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Birthday Bombast by Meltalviel reviews
“Really, it’s like we’re Bert and Ernie or something!” “Who the hell are Bert and Ernie?”. In which some of our undervalued characters rant and grudgingly celebrate.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Crope, Tibbett - Complete
A Perfectly Normal Day by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Who says Elphaba isn't the most popular girl on campus? Elphaba, that's who. Bookverse oneshot, multiple pairings.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by superdupersk8r61 reviews
Maureen is bored one afternoon so the group gathers together to play a round of Never Have I Ever. But apparently, Mark HAS. First attempt at a humor fic. Please Read and Review!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
Frozen Yogurt by JacksTortugaLass reviews
Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Billy&Penny Billy buys frozen yogurt in an effort to get closer to Penny.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Break with Tears by Louder Than Words 354 reviews
Mark gave and gave, and all Roger did was take. Now, Mark is about to leave New York for good, and it's up to Roger to give him one last gift...no matter how much it hurts. Mark and Roger friendship. NOW COMPLETE.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
OffBroadway Blues by LostOzian reviews
Maureen cons the gang into helping her put on the musical Wicked, but can the Bohos pull off the other side of the Wizard of Oz? Canon pairings only. Everything else is for kicks.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,541 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Maureen J.
Closing Time by x Rajah x reviews
Roger addresses the RENTheads on behalf of all the Bohos, in an attempt to lift their sprits concerning the concept of RENT leaving Broadway. A RENThead HurtComfort fic. My thoughts expressed through Roger and... well, you'll see!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Roger D. - Complete
We're ENDING! by streco reviews
We all know how we feel about RENT closing... but did any of us even think about how THEY feel?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Goodbye Rent by FireGoddess528 reviews
It's time to say goodbye to the love, and to Rent.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Ozmopolitan Says by omg.it's.wickedjelly reviews
When Caz Frone, a rising star from Munchkinland, becomes the object of every girl’s affections, Ozmopolitan declares Munchkins the latest in eye candy. So what’s a guy like Boq to do?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,555 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007
Mrs Claus by Sorikaii reviews
A little girl meets Angel on Christmas Eve and thinks that she's someone she's not. But of course Angel's not going to burst her bubble.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
The Boy Called Angel by SiriusLovesRent reviews
While in the park, little Tom Collins comes across a boy named Angel and is, for some reason, very drawn to him. For MovieBuffStarlet. CollinsAngel CollinsRoger friendship as well.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Punishment by Faba reviews
I am a punishment for my mother… and this is my punishment… this pain and suffering. [one shot Fiyero and Elphaba's POV]
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
An Ode to the Original Fiction Writers by Meltalviel reviews
Sincerely yours, the Pissed Off Wicked FFN Community.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
The End by Triky reviews
Frodo keeps his heart's feelings inside, as he bids Sam farewell. Short Poem.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Tango: Elphie by LostOzian reviews
Fiyero is drafted by his ex girlfriend to help her set up for a rally...And you can guess who else is there. After As Long As You're Mine, before No Good Deed. Fiyeraba, Gelphie, Elphaboq. Elphie gets everyone! Kind of T plus ish for language and outuendo
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Intervention by The Pixess reviews
Madame Morrible calls an unexpected assembly...[OTHER tied Winner of Thespian Wolf's Wicked Fanfiction Awards for Best Parody]
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Color by Crookykanks reviews
Galinda rumaged desperately through her nail polish drawer. Surely one of these colors could match her roomie's skin tone.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Dinner Date by Crookykanks reviews
Forget another date did she,' Miss Elphaba's grin widened and Fiyero swore. Musicalverse and much sillier than my usual.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Storm by Crookykanks reviews
With her attitude towards water, surely she would be frightened of the rain.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
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He Says reviews
The argument between Mark and Roger after Roger refuses to go to the meeting. Disclaimer: From the 94 workshop.I DON'T OWN.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
From Rohan to Rivendell reviews
A girl from our world lands in Rohan and makes her way to Rivendell. Along the way she encounters drama and danger that makes her wish she was safe at home. Currently being revised.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Aftermath reviews
After Elphaba's melting, Glinda runs into some trouble. Musicalverse.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Glinda U. - Complete
The Filmmaker Cannot See reviews
Mark muses about Mimi...
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Mark C., Mimi M. - Complete
Taking a Walk reviews
Fiyero and Nessa take a walk. Fiyessa. Possibly OOC...not a lot, though. Written for two challenges.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Middle Earth Poetry reviews
A series of haikus about the places of Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Tree Climbing reviews
Nessa's always wanted to climb a tree....
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Pimp My Wheelchair reviews
Nessa's chair looks different in Act two...don't you think?
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2007
Well, We Can't All Come and Go by BUBBLE! reviews
What if we all could....
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
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