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Author has written 26 stories for Bleach, Mai HiME, Twilight, Dynasty Warriors, and Glee.
"The World is not perfect, and yet it can still be beautiful...just like you."
Disclaimer: I own no characters i write in my stories unless they are clearly an original. My stories are simply based on my imagination and personal experiences.
Mood: lots to accomplish
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts; this is no ordinary blow job.
What did the fruit say to the meat? It's nice to MEAT you! (uh huh, i dare you to say that to someone you were just introduced to)
I know tons of blond jokes too. I just do, I don't know why.
Warning! I never finish a writing or art piece I begin. So these stories? Will always remain unfinished. Sorry guys! Read at your own risk.
John's version: You're like paint. You bring color to my life!
My version: You're like paint. I want to do you on the wall ;D
Me: Do you have a hit list? Cuz I think your good looks are gonna kill me one day!
The rest are John's and company:
You're like a dictionary. You bring meaning to my life :)
I'm a police(wo)man, and you're on my most wanted (Itzy's)
Life without you would be like a broken pencil; POINTless. (Viv's)
I'd rather betray the world then let it betray me-- Cao Cao
What do you think of your god? Don't you find his absence a lil odd? God has forgotten you--Family Guy
Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things-- HIMYM
Beauty is upon you like the dolphins as they leap.
Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad. --Aldous Huxley
And so it was I entered the broken world To trace the visionary company of love, its voice An instant in the wind (I know not whither hurled) But not for long to hold each desperate choice. --"The Broken Tower" by Hart Crane
Quotes by myself & friends:
"It has to get worse in order to get better" --Me (my sister saw me cleaning and asked why did my room look ten times worse than it did ten minutes ago haha)
"I once strangled a man with a cordless phone." --Ashley (she's so funny)
"It's not all about perfection; it's about progress" --Me
"Don't think too much. You'll create a problem that wasn't even there in the first place" --Brandon
-watches video made by friend- "Hey whose voice was at the end? (i couldnt hear it clearly)" "Me" "You sounded like you were selling sex--i mean, it sounded like an...authentic commercial" "LOL" (the video was about badminton btw)
"Look at those two cute lil stickers they look just like my ass!" --Itzy
"How about we go separate paths, and I'll see you later when our paths cross each other again." --Tina-saur
"Im pretty sure he can take it, so take off the training wheels and give him the truth." - Otousan
"Shouldn't you just do what makes you happy?" --Me (i was genuinely confused when my friend asked me what he should do with his love problem)
"Top bitch coming through!"--John
"Hey guess what...therapist equals the-rapist!"-- Jennifer
"Hostess makes the corniest names ever--where do u get ho-hos and ding-dongs? Hm? HM?!"--Jennifer
Bad friends stab you on the back
Lovers stab you in the heart
But good friends poke you with straws!
--from my best friend John (he kept poking me with a pencil)
I am a tsundere to some people, forgive me. oh but on a second note...
DON'T TOUCH MY TACO!
If you say that aloud to someone i'm sure it'll sound kinda wrong. just sayin.
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