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Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking.

Sarcasm: just one of the services I offer.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply, just being one.

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

I can resist everything except temptation.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

I’ve got nothing to say, don’t make me say it twice.

Just because I’m beautiful, doesn’t mean I’m not talented.

Lord, if you won’t make me skinny, please make my friends phat.

I’m too busy to be organized.

I’m magically delicious.

Fake is the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in style.

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.

I use to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.

I use to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.

My Reality Check bounced.

When mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. If daddy ain’t happy, don’t nobody care.

Perfect the art of looking innocent... then you can get away with anything.

When you’re right no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one ever forgets.

Laws were meant to be broken; Lawyers are for when you get caught.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.

Learn the rules so you can break them properly.

Rules, what rules?

Your only as strong as the table you dance on, the drinks you mix and the friends you roll with.

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s, she changes it more often.

Don’t judge a boy by his boxers. It’s what’s inside that counts.

Behind every Bitch, there’s a man who made her that way.

Not all men are idiots, some are fools.

My door is always open, so feel free to leave.

Hate: a special kind of love given to people that suck.

Slinky’s are like People… basically useless bt its so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

If you have any questions, ask someone else.

Shock me, say something intelligent

I hear voices and they don’t like you.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

The statistics on insanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re ok then it’s you.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

Normal people worry me.

I’ve lost my mind. If you see it by the side of the road please pick it up.

Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,” We screwed up, but we had fun.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

A good friend will take your drink away from you after you’ve had too much. A true friend will watch you spin in circles saying, “Drink up, you know we don’t waist this stuff.

Good friends will ask you if you have any food. True friends are the reason you have no food.

Love is like the wind... you can’t see it, but you can feel it.

Love is like war: easy to start, hard to end, and impossible to forget.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to know someone, a day to love someone, but a lifetime to forget them.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I think you're breaking my Gay-dar

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Don't settle for the one person you can live with...wait for the one person you can't live without.

My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

I'm one of those really bad things that happens to undeserving people.

Heaven doesn't want me there, and hell knows I'll take over.

I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you.

Best friend is ten letters. But then again, so is lying bitch.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that moron up side the head!

Don't lie. The government hates competition.

I wear black because I'm mourning your existence.

I'd rather be crazy and know it. . . . than be sane and doubt it.

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Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 330,123 - Reviews: 8240 - Favs: 17,662 - Follows: 20,446 - Updated: 11/25/2020 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following (part 1) by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 219,275 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B., Annabelle L., Bumblebee - Complete
Breaking Free by MissCHSparkles reviews
After being abused once too often by Megatron, Starscream suffers a breakdown, right outside the Autobot base. Can his old friend Skyfire and the Autobots help him to mend or will he remain broken. Warning. Contains slash, violence and rape.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 107,394 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
The Acute Mastery of Potions by lunakatrina reviews
Gen, takes place during POA. Harry had hoped for years that he'd find non-Dursley relatives, but now he found himself wondering if he'd have rather lived in ignorance. Maybe if he ignored it, the truth would go away! Severitus does not follow challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,279 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Viper by Nocens reviews
AU.When the Dursleys leave a baby Harry Potter in an alley they have no idea their actions will create an evil to rival only Voldemort's. Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and later on HPLV slash. Gods and Immortals, demons and vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,226 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
For the Promise of Peace by feeling brave reviews
Last story in this series. I started all this to give my favourite characters a history, this is a look into their future. Warning for pairings, character death, occasionally foul-mouthed mechs and enough fluff to stuff cushions with in later chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,162 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
What men want by Elehyn reviews
A spell failed and here we are. Harry begins to hear what every man is thinking, and his potions mastermind is far from what he had ever imagined. Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,257 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Broken Child by Lady FoxFire reviews
What happens when Harry's mind snaps. Can he recover? rape, abuse, torture
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,356 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Even In Death by br0flove reviews
M/SS: His master chuckled quietly, claws coming across his company's wing with a simple touch. "Death is no more a victory than living, Starscream." DOTM minor spoilers, I guess..
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Too Late To Live by Gatekat reviews
G1, Jazz/Prowl. After Too Late by renegadewriter8, Prowl rebuilds his life. Only others are less than pleased with the direction he's taking it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 9021 - Favs: 8,282 - Follows: 7,244 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Sniper II: Babylonian Nights by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 832 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Our Hearts Beat As One by Paleodex reviews
G1 Drabbles, ficlets and other shorts centered around the twins, written for the fanfic100 challenge. Latest ficlet: 060. Drink - Sideswipe has a little too much, and Prowl is not impressed. Angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,867 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
100 Dinobots by Nightwind reviews
Or rather, 100 fics ABOUT Dinobots. 100 short - I hope! - Dinobot fics, a challenge that I've set for myself. Will have various ratings and genres. I expect that it will average out to a T. Or thereabouts. Reading the notes is encouraged!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4506 - Favs: 5,269 - Follows: 4,803 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sky and Ground by antepathy reviews
Slashy robot slashiness. An angsty little miniseries of my OTP: Barricade/Skywarp. Bayverse slightly AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 119,753 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Barricade, Skywarp - Complete
Prince Charming by Citnamor Sselepoh reviews
Repost::If you asked Lily Evans what she thought of James Potter, she wouldn't have much to say. Prince Charming? Not quite. What she's been looking for? Not a chance. The man of her dreams? Not in a million years. Exactly what she needs? Undeniably so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,785 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
After Atlantis by anondecepticon reviews
Canon-faithful, Wheeljack-centric. An alternate ending to the G1 episode "Atlantis, Arise." Raped by Starscream, Wheeljack struggles to cope. Not your standard rapefic. Slash ensemble, multiple pairings. Rated M for mature themes; may be triggering.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 149,654 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Wheeljack, Trailbreaker - Complete
Brothers by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
Just how far would Starscream go for his brothers? pre-war AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,295 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
Blind Faith: Slytherin's Heir by xyvortex reviews
Sequel to Blind Faith, Harry's second year at Hogwarts with new challenges. Something haunts the halls of the school, hunting down the halfbloods. Who is the Heir of Slytherin, and who will stop him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,350 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P.
TestingTesting123 by ToniTheTerror reviews
Hook creates a new experiment, but Starscream is the only mech who comes under the specifications for a test subject. Things go wrong, and Starscream looses the one thing he holds dear.. SLIGHT MEGATRONxSTARSCREAM, SKYWARPxTC SKWARPxSTARSCREAM.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Megatron, Starscream
The Beast Master by wsbenge reviews
Power Dark Lord knows not. Something unique to Harry saved him from an attack by the worst wizard tyrant in centuries. Albus put traumatized boy in a picnic basket, and left him on Aunt's doorstep in the dead of night, note attached, of course. Riiight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,469 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Lost by The Starhorse reviews
A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 80,408 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Ticklish by LittleMewLugia reviews
After witnessing Sam and Mikaela play-fighting, the Twins decide to try out one of the demonstrated techniques on a certain unsuspecting Seeker. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Starscream - Complete
A Season of Forgiveness by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Happily ever after is not assured and has to be worked hard for. Prowl and Jazz try to find hope, peace, and love during the Christmas season.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Doctor's Donna by Namiko-kii reviews
In the midst of Torchwood, Pete's World, the human Doctor discovers that some people are born special, no matter what parallel dimension they're in.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Simulacra by Sakon76 reviews
Despite having Bumblebee as a protector, Sam is still vulnerable to Decepticon attack within the halls of his university. Steps are taken to minimize this. Follows on from The Language of After
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2527 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Very Alternate Yule Ball by pstibbons reviews
Years later, Viktor Krum recounts the events of the 1994 Yule Ball that got his old friend Hermione expelled from Hogwarts. No ships, though there's Krum/Cedric. Harry bashing, major, MAJOR Ron bashing. Moral : Incompetent fighters should never duel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Year of the Vampire by Cricketpoor reviews
Vampire!Harry, Harry gets a letter before his seventeenth birthday and his world is turned upside down JPSS HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Darkness Within by Balrog Roike reviews
Starscream never thought that he could be shocked by anything anymore. Then Skyfire joins the Decepticons and suddenly he has to face more than just a malicious leader and an old friend who once betrayed him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,664 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Hope and Despair by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Gibbs reacts to Tony’s car being blown up. Tag to 5x01, “Bury Your Dead”. Gen.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Inheritance by paulaluv2000 reviews
Harry defies Dumbledore and finds out about his mother's family. What Harry uncovers will rock the wizarding world!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,559 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P.
When All Falls Apart by volume reviews
Snape is asked to check on the boywhoforgottodie before Harry's seventh year. What will he find? abuse,rape, slash SSHP later OOC This is a REWRITE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,021 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Vanishing Illusions by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
Harry Potter, previously thought to be dead, arrives to compete in the triwizard tournament. How will being raised by a former Death Eater and attending Durmstrang, alter the boy's intended course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,190 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 4,675 - Follows: 4,646 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Ghost Stories by Sakon76 reviews
[2007 Movieverse] Everything can change in an instant. But you never, ever give up. The story of a boy and his car. Or a robot and his ghost.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,595 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 960 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 623 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 6,135 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Nullifier by Aedalena reviews
Harry Potter, the first nullifier since Salazar Slytherin, doesn't feeling like playing the hero. But when he goes back to the time of the Founders to learn from Slytherin himself, he finds himself in the middle of a war, trapped by enemies old and new.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 124,460 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Raw Power by Laume reviews
Harry begins to change after his sixteenth birthday. What is happening, and was his mother entirely human? Creature!Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
Survivor by atruwriter reviews
Waiting. He was always waiting. He'd already buried one best friend and now the other will follow. There was nothing he could do or say. There was no Harry without Hermione. Ron witnessed the beginning and now he must accept the end. HHr. 4parts Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,668 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Warrior Mage by Lolly Phoenix reviews
Ok, this is yet another 'Harry has extraordinary powers' story. Hopefully a little different to the others. New characters included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,879 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Life of Lies by kamahpfan reviews
Post OotP! Severitus Challange. Snape is sent to the Dursley's in disguise and makes a very unpleasent discovery. Rated for some language, Future Violence and Abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 165,014 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Stress of Being Harry Potter, Alpha by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
AU! This story will chronicle Harry's sixth and Seventh years at Hogwarts. Harry is fed up with people running his life, especially Dumbledore. Harry will dabble in the Dark Arts, but not go dark, and Dumbledore is meddlesome, but not evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,611 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Harry P.
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4677 - Favs: 9,291 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
The Savior and the Scourge by Random Dispatcher reviews
Spike comes to Hogwarts to protect the Malfoy heir. He becomes fascinated with the angsty Harry Potter and the wonderful scent the teen exudes. What happens when the Scourge of Europe knocks up the Savior of the Wizarding World? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,286 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Secret Inside by A Writer Named Anna reviews
Sixth Year Lily and James went out for a short time, then he broke up with her for someone else. Their still friends, but Lily has a secret and she doesn't know how to tell him that she's pregnant. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Change in History by Kinda-Mayvelle reviews
AU. Harry, neglected by his parents, runs away in the night. Who should find him, but Voldemort and his trusted familiar? Awakening in a strange place with the most feared Dark Wizard around, what becomes of our Harry? Read and find out! Nonslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,364 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of V'Ardian by Wujjawoo reviews
Harry becomes a vampire and in doing so sets out on the path to fulfilling a second prophecy that carries far darker consequences than the first. Secrets, lies and changing alliances force Harry to trust those he never wanted to. Snape backstory. HarryOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,855 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 6055 - Favs: 11,621 - Follows: 4,121 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vampire Notion by Floating Into Darkness reviews
What if Harry was a Vampire, ad his mate just happened to a be a certain blonde Vampire? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Vampire Bites by Terrior reviews
Harry gets bitten by a vampire one night.He has no choice now but to watch his friends die. What happens when Harry turns Severus into a half vampire? Will the two form a bond or will it push them further apart? SSHP SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,056 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
You knew I was a wizard by Viscountess Babbles-On reviews
Harry comes back from the summer holiday in a decidedly different condition to which he left. WARNING: MPREG and slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,165 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Snake Boy by Random Dispatcher reviews
Abandoned by the Dursleys at the age of four, Harry is raised by a magical serpent called a Syren. What happens when he decides the Dark Lord is the only one who can help him ‘get hatchlings’? ChallengeFic. COMPLETE! HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,334 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 4,639 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I, Vampire by NoLongerActiveDude reviews
(No slash)134 years ago, Harry Potter was thrown out of the wizarding world. Now along with his only companion: the only living veela, he must now return to set things right before disaster strikes in the form of an army bred in the forges of hell itself!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005
Vampire in Hogwarts by ghostwriterGW reviews
A vampire is in Hogwarts and nobody knows about it. . . . . . He was a dangerous person from the very beginning and he has become even more so now . . . and to top it all he is not willing to take help from anybody . . . .RR. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 3/2/2004
The Demon Tooth from Hell by Intangible Lollipop reviews
REWRITTEN Harry has a loose tooth... Draco knows a way to fix it... HPDM slash R.R lovelies....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Vampire's lust by RipRopeRiddle reviews
Harry has a new Defence against the dark arts professor. There's a catch, he's a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2005
The Seeds of Destiny by blubs73 reviews
Darien is injured while working a case for F&G. Another agency think this is one close call too many on one pointless assignment too many, and decide it's time to take the I-Man into their own 'protective custody'. COMPLETE
Invisible Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,959 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 4,984 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Vampire Love by Beautiful-Boy-Love reviews
Harry is raped and physically abused by his Uncle. Malfoy has just come into his Vampire inheiritance only to find that Harry is his mate. Can Harry set his deep hatred aside and accept the love that could very well save his life?DMHP Finished with Sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter & The Veela That Wouldn't Go Away by darkmoore reviews
Seventh Year, Harry Potter's last year at Hogwarts and how he deals with a pesky Veela, Dementors, the Minister of Magic and other problems in his life. Honeychurch prequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,738 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
The vampire's mate by Dragongirl Jun reviews
Harry is having troubles and refuse to go back to school. He accept to become a pet for a vampire. HPOC, OOC not betaed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 127 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Harry P.
Inheritance of a Vampire by ultimategaysex reviews
Slash! Draco’s returning to Hogwarts with a new secret. Can he win his mates heart or will he die trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Demon's Moon by SilverSerpent04 reviews
A betrayed Harry Potter breaks free from Azkaban....and is found by a Demon. What is a poor, abused boy to do? Is now rated PG, but will get darkerworseetc....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,476 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P.
Under the spell of a vampire by Bewitched by Severus reviews
Albus asked Severus for a very special mission. A vampire is in Hogwarts, again…? Will this time Severus be able to prepare the potion to get rid the vampire within himself or someone else?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Severus S.
The Lost Love of a Vampire Chpt 2 by soul-of-inspiration reviews
Draco hased to find a mate, but has mixed feelings about hmself, somthing that happened in the past, and a setain someone, now read it. have an open mind please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hogwarts: A Vampire by Elthial reviews
Harry's body lay lifeless with two fang marks in his neck. "oh they are soooo going to blame me for this"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2003
The Vampire and the Rhadamanthus by Spye reviews
When a vampire is faced with a Judge of all magical creatures in the form of his school rival, what will he do? Why does the Judge refuse to sentence him for the deaths he's caused, instead keeping him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Betrayal of the Heirs by Morph012 reviews
Abandoned. Harry's 5th year at Hogwarts. He discovers some things about himself that were never told to him. New powers, animagi, and new realtives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,531 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003
Harry Potter And The Legacy Of Gryffindor by DescendantOfVoldemort reviews
[complete] Harrypotterfanfiction.com's STORY OF THE MONTH for september 2003. Very canon sequel to OOTP. action, suspense, angst, betrayal, romance, what are you waiting for? ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,606 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
For a Demon's Amusement by 6655321 reviews
Dumbledore accidently lets lose a mischievous demon who has plans for Harry and Draco. HPDM pairing. R&R.. please?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Demon Chronicles by W'rkncacnter reviews
After being abandoned by his freinds and abused by his family Harry is foung by a mystical creature, a year later he goes back to Hogwarts to see his child and to extract his revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
To Temper the Soul by A. X. Zanier reviews
When Darien is shot its a race to discover who and why before they can strike again. Part of TIMA. COMPLETE
Invisible Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Complete
Life of a Vampire by Thane reviews
*on hiatus*Harry Potter, Mage and Vampire, working for Department of Mysteries. Two years after his disappearance he returns to protect Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,520 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Harry P.
Draco, the Vampire Slayer Years by Mary-Lou1 reviews
Pretty bad title but a descriptive one: Draco's a vampire slayer working for the Ministry, Harry's his partner, slash will insue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.