Poll: In 'The Foxes Collar' there is going to be a total of two times skips. Should I make The Foxes Collar into a trilogy that is separated by the time skips? Vote Now!
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.
Profile last updated: May 26, 2013
Location: Aurora/ Colorado
Name: Josh- not gonna tell ya my last name
Hobbies: video games, Anime, graphic design, and Marijuana- don't like it? Too bad
FEAR NOT CITIZENS OF FANFICTION!! FOR I HAVE RETURNED(strikes a heroic pose)!! Older, wiser, even more mentally unstable then before... and ready to spread my lore once again! Those who still remember me will notice that I have deleted a number of my stories. Those who were fans of those stories I apologize but please hear me out. I had a serious problem with not completing stories, going off on tangents and pretty much losing sight of many of my plots. I'm going to discipline myself to complete what I start. I kept the stories I cared most for and that had the most solid plots with potential. They are also the ones I have thought out the most. I intend to complete them in due time.
ALL MY WORK AND STORIES ARE DEDICATED IN LOVING MEMORY TO MY FATHER.
Robert J. N.
12/3/1954 - 5/18/2011
Songs to listen to while you read!(I will, in the future refer you to these songs in my chapters as they go well with many scenes)
Song 1-Carry on my wayward son
Song 2-The Humbling river
Song 3-Wherever I may roam
Song 6-The Night
Song 7-Fury of the storm
Song 8-Taste the blood
Song 9-I'm Alive
Song 10-Get ready to die
Title: The Blood Angel
Genres: Adventure, Romance, Drama
Pairings: Naruto x Harem
Plot: My favorite fic, my brain child, my baby... The most epic of my stories. As Naruto turns 16 he is informed of the two great bloodlines within him. Meanwhile an ancient evil being that once plagued the lands of millennium past, emerges from hibernation, hell bent on achieving total domination of all beings. Naruto must search his bloodlines past to ensure its future, and that of the world. All while dealing with 5 woman who are destined to help him build his own bloodline.
Title: Nostalgic Love
Genres: Romance, Humor
Pairings: Sakura x Ino
Plot: (AU) My greatest comical masterpiece. Sakura is a high school student at Hanayoki High; the strangest school in the world. Dreams from her past begin to haunt Sakura shortly before the new girl in town comes to school. Sakura soon learns that her and the girl have a connection. Hilarity ensues as they interact with two male students in the middle of a heated rivalry, perverted teachers, a deranged and homicidal janitor, a psychotic bus driver, a super jock, a soccer team that cheats without cheating, an all-knowing principal... and of course... exploding urinal cakes!! Meanwhile a twisted plot brews in the mind of a certain hateful faculty member...
Title: Eiyuu No DemonsBane
Genres: Drama, Adventure, Romance, Angst
Pairings: Naruto x Hinata
Plot: A Hero is defined by the trials he faces. A dreadful and demonic plague sweeps across the land, corrupting all who it infests. Turning them into powerful, ever-evolving, demon spawn. After Konoha succumbs to this plague Naruto is left practically alone to pick up the pieces, while struggling to fight off the plague within his own body. Naruto must now decide whether to succumb to the power the plague provides in order to stop it or risk having his mind shattered. But after reuniting with Hinata, he may have the strength he needs to carry on the fight and become the hero he was destined to be.
Title: The Foxes Collar
Genres: Comedy, romance, drama, adventure.
Length: Moderate or possible Epic
Pairings: Naruto x Ino x Sakura
Plot: In a world where Ino and Sakura never existed, Naruto follows a strange feeling of power into the forest where he discovers 2 wounded youko(bewitched fox) who had been fighting. In an attempt to save their lives they plead with Naruto to make a pact with one of them, in exchange for power. Instead Naruto makes a pact with both of them, turning them partially into humans, who he names Sakura and Ino. But little did any of them know the price and bloodshed that would come with this pact... Future God-Naruto.
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Romance
Pairings: Naruto x Ino x Sakura
Plot: AU, When earth is brought to its knees by 9 strange meteorites, that cover the world in a strange energy, it grants amazing powers to normal humans. This gives rise to organizations who want to use these people. Now a war between these organizations is on the verge of breaking out. Leaving Naruto to try and stop it before it turns the world and everything he cares about to ash.
Title: When Flowers Bloom
Genres: Romance, Drama
Pairings: Ino x Sakura
Plot: While Sasuke is off with Orochimaru and Naruto is away training with Jiraiya, Ino feels useless after a completed mission, and asks Sakura to teach her how to be a mednin. Sakura agrees and as she trains Ino the two begin to bond like never before.
One of the greatest action adventure animes with a GREAT story that I think all of you must see is Heroic Age, you should be able to find them on Veoh or youtube by now
A little poem for all you 420ers out there(you know who you are)Enjoy...(it's actually a song but you wont hear the music, so it works out as a poem)
When I wake up
I'm laying in bed
I twist up a fat one, to fuck up my head
and get baked!... totally baked
Sometimes it's brown
Sometimes it's green
Sometimes it's gold with red hairs in between, and I'm baked
I just made an omelet of cheese and Vaseline
Put in some salt, and a DASH of mean green, now I'm baked...
I got me a bong, I take where I go
It's a big ol' ten footer that I carb with my toe! and get baked
Toss me the pipe
Toss me the match
Hell, hand me the bong with a chin-strap attached, and I'll get baked
Throw out the seed
Throw out the stem
I make a phone call, I forget who's calling them
Cuz I'm baked... totally baked
So you know I smoke pot
It's all over town
Even my dealer thinks I should slow down
I'm too baked... totally baked
I'm always baaaaked
I'm not a faaaake
Lets go eat a caaaake
I forgot the woooords
I'm totally baked... totally baked
You might be a pot head if...
1) you wear sun glasses at night so you can see better
2) you have actually put out a fire with bong water
3) to you, the term "hydro" does not mean water
4) you have a usual parking space outside your local head shop
5) you have a name for your 3 bongs 2 pipes one of which was made by you
6) you know your measurements from grams to ounces by heart
7) your best friends are your dealer and your roller
8) you sell your car for gas money
9) after reading this list you have done most if not all of it
10) if you respect 4:20 to a religious value
11) if you sue your employer for not getting holiday pay on april 20th
12) if glass blowing was your minor and herbology was your major...please e-mail me we need to chat(not really)
1; Zidane Tribal, from Final Fantasy 9, hes funny and a crazy kind of guy.
2; Red XIII(also called Nanaki)From Final Fantasy 7, He's a red wolf lion beast thing, what else needs to be said.
3; Archer, from Fate Stay Night, he's powerful and his personilty is pretty particular
4; Amarant Coral, from Final Fantasy 9, He's just... cool
5; Age/ Belcross, from Heroic Age, Age himself is funny, but the Beast in him; Belcross is like a GOD(their one person)
6; Jaster Rogue, from Rogue Galaxy, He's skilled and strong, he has godly power sleeping in him, and he's cool
7; Kiba Inuzuka, from Naruto, He's a dog guy, and he's awesome to watch fight
8; Dante, From Devil May Cry, he's a cool, calm, collected guy with a GREAT sarcastic sense of humor... and he LOVES PIZZA
9; Cloud Strife, from Final Fantasy 7, He's an Awesome warrior, and he's always calm and strong in his personality
10; Deego, from Rogue Galaxy, he's a half Boxer(dog) half human, and HE KICKS ASS
11; Jupis Tooki Macganel, from Rogue Galaxy, He's a genius, he's funnier then all shit, and he's DAMN good with a spear
12; Yagami Light(from Death Note) and Lelouch di Britannia(from Code Geass), their both genius with powers to change the world
'Its not the size of the dog that matters in the fight,... but the size of the fight in the dog!'
'Red sky at night, sailor's delight, red sky at morning... sailor take warning'
'The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty'
'How do we prove we exist?... maybe we don't exist'
'To be forgotten is worse then death himself'
'When and if you fall, there is only one way to go... up'
'Curiosity may have killed the cat, but with out it there would be no knowledge'
'The brave do not fear the grave'
'Whats more stupid, this, or you for reading it?'
A line from the game Chrono Cross-
'What was the start of all this?
When did the cogs of fate begin to turn?
Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,
From deep within the flow of time...
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much.
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under the cerulean skies...'
In the words of the ever wise and present Shikamaru(from Naruto)- '...troublesome.../ what a drag...'
In the words of the mad man Raiga(from Naruto)- 'LIGHTNING!!... give me my funeral!!'
In the words of the ambitious and skilled Jaster(from Rogue Galaxy)- 'I will release you... from this endless torment you must live in for ETERNITY!'
In the words of the ever hilarious Perry Cox(from Scrubs)- 'Oh nooo, here I am giving you the impression that I actually give a damn,... which is just SO WRONG!'
In the words of the god slaying mortal Kratos(from God of War 1&2)- 'A choice from the gods... is as useless as the gods themselves'
In the words of the angel of death Kuja(from Final Fantasy 9)- 'Ughh, I'm going to die anyways... I don't have to be afraid anymore, but I won't have to die alone... YOUR ALL COMING WITH ME!!...Ultima!'
In the words of the final boss Necron(from Final Fantasy 9)- 'This is not the end... ... I am eternal... ... As long as there is life and death...'
In the words of the genius Jupis Mcganel(from Rogue Galaxy)-'urgh internal politics... they never change, now or then'
In the words of the crazy genius Adam Savage(from Mythbusters) 'I reject your reality and substitute my own'
In the words of Archer(from Fate Stay Night) using one of his abilities 'Steel is my body, and fire is my blood... I have created over a thousand blades... unknown to death... nor known to life... my power can break a mountain and my sword can part the ocean!'
In the words of H.P. Lovecraft Dagon(an early 1900's author and poet) 'So now I am at the end of it all, having written a full account of the information for the contemptuous amusement of my fellow men'
In the words of the calm psycho Yoite(from Nabari no Ou) 'To be involved with someone... to live means doing something for the sake of someone else... the world's full of pain... it continues to gather together and cause more pain... despite it all, why do people still involve themselves?'
In the words of the great leader Abraham Lincoln 'Nearly all men stand adversity, if you want to test a mans character... give him power...'
Anonymous quote 'Team work is essential... it gives them other things to shoot at'
In my own words 'In this world we find the cycle of life and death as the one and only truth'
In my own words 'remember; we own our fears... they do NOT own us'
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I'm also a co-author to the Profile 'The Masters of Free Time' with 'BackYard' now, check my favorites list for it's link and please try the stories there