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Joined 03-18-07, id: 1241208, Profile Updated: 05-08-11
Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, West Wing, Glee, and Leverage.

I'm Zoe, a seventeen-year-old from Nebraska. Yes, Nebraska. I promise it's not as boring as it sounds. I love music, basketball, my friends and good books/poetry. I'm an unashamed angsty boy/ secret-in-a-not-so-secret-way secret badass lover, as evidenced by my love of Toby Ziegler, Remus Lupin, Nate Ford and Moist von Lipwig (whose not really that angsty, but is a reformed thief, so I figure he kind of fits). I also have a ridiculous love for Matt Rutherford of Glee, because I feel he never got his due and I like to write fic about him because there's just enough to feel like I'm writing about a character on the show, but I can also give him my own little twists without breaking from canon too badly.

"If God gives you lemons, you find a new God!" -Powerthirst

"If life just gives you lemons, how are you supposed to make lemonade unless it also gives you sugar and water? All you have is sour lemon juice." -my friends and I

"Life's just a bunch of experiences, you know? You don't get a medal at the finish line for being good. You just get dead." -Puck, because leave it to Glee to have such a awesome quote in such a ridiculous situation.

"Life only really has one beginning and one end, and the rest is just a whole lot of middle." -Will Schuester, Glee

"We know not of the future and cannot plan for it much." -Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain

"The power of noble deeds is to be preserved and passed on to the future. " -Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain

"I never could be a partisan leader - a man of one idea. " -Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain

Story Updates:

Five Steps: I think this fic has about seven chapters left, and will be completed by the end of June hopefully. A huge thanks to everyone who has hung in with Matt and the gang!

And You Can Have This Heart: Still can't write happy!Nate, so I'm writing content-in-his-angst!Nate instead, and an update should be up in May! I hope this story still has some readers left.

Remus Lupin: Still keeping a chapter in reserve, and I keep getting distracted by side projects, but I hope to have CA finished and the second fic half-way finished by the very end of summer at the least. It's very possible I could finish both in that time, but I don't have a plot for three at this point, so updates might be a little spread-out while I work on figuring that out.

Stories on the way:

Glee: Super-hero Matt story, because what better explanation for him leaving is there than he has super powers and has to do the whole saving the universe thing? Plus, I need more bad-ass!superhero!Matt in my life. Plus, a new fic in my Kurtcedes Reunion verse. Diva-off has been discontinued, and I've moved all my pieces over, so there probably won't be anymore from over there, unless I've got serious writer's block and go back to look at old prompts.

Harry Potter: I've been thinking about writing a little fic in my Remus Lupin verse, outside stories and such that fit into the timeline, so be on the lookout for that.

Discworld: I've recently discovered the secret-in-a-not-so-secret way secret badass that is Moist von Lipwig, and feel the strong urge to write AU, high school fic for him. This may or may not forever remain inside my head because of limited free time, but you never know.

Leverage: I've got a handful of Nate/Sophie prompts to write from several months ago, which I've been writing snippets of whenever I have a little time or serious writer's block. They should start going up in June.

General: I've been leaning towards a little bit of song/poetry fic, so you might see some of that in the very near future. Also, I'm participating in the Het Big Bang over on LJ this summer, and so you all (or at least those of you who enjoy the pairing I'm writing) have a 25,000+ fic to look forward to at the end of September.

If you want to see my insanity in 140 characters or less, follow me on twitter, under my homepage link. If you'd like to see my insanity in an expanded format, check out my livejournal,

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Illuminations by PhantomPenguin reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles featuring Paton Yewbeam.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,828 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Paton Y.
Platonic, Sorta by shadixfox reviews
Platonic boy/girl friendships are difficult when it's not exactly plutonic. kurt/mercedes fluff, one shot. NOTE: I accidentally put plutonic instead of platonic in the fanfic, I am aware of the mistake.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Grief by PhantomPenguin reviews
Everybody grieves, and Paton Yewbeam is no exception. A glimpse into the past after the death of Paton's mother.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Paton Y. - Complete
So Close and Still So Far by cmaddict reviews
They're so close and still so far. A collection of oneshot song fics featuring everyone's favorite lab rat couple: WEDGES!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - David H.
Changing Lives by CSIGeekFan reviews
Hodges life changes dramatically when tragedy strikes. I still can't believe I'm writing this, but it's a Wedges fic.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,320 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - David H.
Impact and Convergences by kalirush reviews
A masked shooter walks into a classroom at CalSci and guns down a mathematics professor. Don will move heaven and earth to find the one who did it.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,018 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
In Her Arms by Flash Foreward reviews
Larry returns from Space, but he can't sleep, but he finds that there's a solution to that problem and, with Megan's help, can sleep again. A fluffy MeganLarry fic.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Larry F., Megan R. - Complete
Spontaneous Combustion by Kerrymdb reviews
Oneshot! Tonks visits Remus when he's sick with her basket of goodies. Will she find the big, bad wolf or perhaps Prince Charming? RemusTonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
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Remus Lupin and The Centaur Ashes reviews
An unorthodox cure... a famous scar... a different time... different friends... and a drastically different life, unbitten, with amazing new adventures. The first volume in the epic story of Remus Lupin. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks
You Left Your Handprint on the Door reviews
And Sam was different than all the others, because his handprint was on the other side of the door. Sam/Quinn
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Sam E., Quinn F.
once you've had a taste of her reviews
He's a little surprised when he pulls open the door and it's her, in loose grey sweatpants and a hoodie that he's pretty sure is actually his. But they've done this before. Matt/Santana
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Matt R., Santana L. - Complete
into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely
He has never been good with words.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Nathan F. - Complete
sooner or later babe, you're gonna need me around reviews
In Nate Ford's world, there are four kinds of people: winners, losers, winners who lose a lot, and losers that win a lot.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Nathan F., Sophie D. - Complete
like we found a way eventually reviews
So, they're not even really sleeping next to each other, even though she can hear his even breaths and smell him, the smoke and dirt and liquor smell covering up something subtle that's so very Nate.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Nathan F., Sophie D. - Complete
All Those Teen Movies Could Never Capture This reviews
They're remarkably put together for the people they were ten years ago. He traces careful designs against her hip and looks at her like she's the most beautiful woman in the world. It's strange how little they miss apathy as they stand in her doorway.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Matt R., Santana L. - Complete
The Beautiful Warmth of Late September reviews
It should be awkward. His shoulder pads are overly bulky and her mascara is running like a river, and the tunnel smells quite strongly of pungent wet grass, bad popcorn and day old sweat. But it's not; it's unbelievably comfortable and warm.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Matt R., Quinn F. - Complete
Welcome to the Five Steps to The Rest of Your Life reviews
Matt Rutherford has a five step plan for the rest of his life, and his career in football. A junior year ensemble story with a focus on the football season, with an emphasis placed on Matt, Kurt and Mike.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,663 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Matt R., Kurt H.
And You Can Have This Heart To Break reviews
And every time I've held a rose, it seems I only felt the thorns. A look at the life and loves of Nate Ford. Angsty, but with a happy ending.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Nathan F., Sophie D.
He's A Protector reviews
Or Five Times That Kurt Hummel Got Punched and Two Times He Did The Punching. Includes hurt!Kurt, protective!Kurt, Kurt/Mercedes/Quinn friendship and Matt/Mike/Mercedes/Kurt friendship. Rated for language at times.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Only Exception reviews
Kurt has something important to sing to his girlfriend. Kurtcedes songfic with "The Only Exception" by Paramore. Could be seen as part of my "Reunion" universe.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Tell All My Friends I'm A Comin' Too reviews
A reflection on the Glee Club's lives as Kurt stands at Quinn's grave and sings the same song he's sang for the rest of them. A celebration of their lives and friendships.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
It's a Reunion, Not a Surprise Party reviews
A response to a prompt over at the glee fluff meme at lj. Kurt and Mercedes show up at their ten-year reunion. Married. With a kid. Contains Kurtcedes, Kurt/Quinn/Mercedes friendship and ridiculous amounts of fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Thought He Might reviews
Or Six Times That Mercedes Thought Kurt Might Kiss Her and One Time He Actually Did. Just some Kurtcedes fluff, a companion piece to "Nearly Kissed Her".
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Maybe He Thinks Wrong reviews
And he tries to fight it, but Kurt is starting to think that maybe he thinks he's in love with the wrong person. A Kurtcedes drabble, with mention of Kurt/Finn unrequited feelings.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Good Work Today reviews
Set after Wheels, Kurt's kicking field goals to relax, and Mercedes is being the best friend, not the Spanish Inquisition. Just some simple Kurt/Mercedes friendship or a little bit more fluff. Spoilers for Wheels if you haven't seen it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
A Gift reviews
Just a little story showing Kurt's softer side, and a little generosity by the Glee kids to Mr. Schuester. Fluff of the mentor/student kind.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
Try reviews
Puck has a dream, and asks Quinn to let him try. Quick fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Nearly Kissed Her reviews
Or Six Times Kurt Nearly Kissed Mercedes and One Time He Actually did. Just a little Kurt/Mercedes fluff oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Kurt H., Mercedes J.
Huck and Molly reviews
A possible series of oneshots about Huckleberry and Molly Ziegler, with supporting cast. A little more focus on Huck, but both twins get love, because there's not enough fics about them out there.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009
Letterman reviews
A look into Tim's senior year in high school at sixteen, and how one man gave him a chance to step out of his shell and shock people a little. McGee centric, but Tony makes an appearance.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Protecting Them, And Not reviews
And it’s not even something he can make into another rule and drill it into his team’s heads like he has with all the others. Because no matter how hard he tries, and everyone knows he tries damn hard, he can’t protect them from everything. McAbby, Tiva
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Not Only A Kiss reviews
He wanted to curse the small plant, but at the same time he couldn't help but be glad. And she can't help but be happy that she finds herself caught under the mistletoe with him as he peers at her with amber eyes through his soft brown bangs. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
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