Author has written 3 stories for NCIS, and Bones.
Hello, my name is insert name and Im addicted to coffee. Everyone in the room, Hey! So I started when I was young, looks around and pauses. Wait a sec, this is so not the JJA meeting. someone in the crowd No this is your fanfic profile. Oh well hello everyone who's reading. My name is, well you can call me iluvbones. Im from Earth and live there as well. I am actually a coffee addict, a Java Junkie and proud of it puffs out chest. I love reading and I will occasionally write something but everything will be based off a personal events. If you are looking for a beta or an someone to bounce ideas from, send a PM my way. I can help you out. If you have writer's block, well that sucks cuz Ive had it before, we will suffer together. As for everyone else, I hope you all enjoy my stories, feel free to PM with questions, concerns or ideas. If you have an idea for a story, Ill encourage you to pursue it. Anyway, the next few lists will show what Im an expert at for betas and ideas. The last list if my favorite ships. I live off of those.
Favorite shows: Bones, CSI, CSI Miami, CSI NY, Eureka, Friends, Gilmore Girls, Glee, Gossip Girls, House, NCIS, Psych, Smallville, Veronica Mars, Warehouse 13,
Favorite books: Gossip Girls, Twilight, Harry Potter
Favorite ships: B/B, Hodgela, Schules, Smacked, DL, Huddy, House/Wilson bromance, Klaine (and other gleeships), Java Junkie, Jibbs
1. Find a globe.Spin it. What does it say? United States
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying ''Walk much dumbass?" If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you just see two reviews, paste this in your profile
If you ever ran into a clear door like those birds in that window cleaning comercial, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you've ever fallen going UP the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Stories (In Progress):
Untitled (SMacked, CSI NY)
NOTICE: There will be a prequel (somewhat) to Park Swings coming soon!