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Author has written 3 stories for NCIS, and Bones.

Hello, my name is insert name and Im addicted to coffee. Everyone in the room, Hey! So I started when I was young, looks around and pauses. Wait a sec, this is so not the JJA meeting. someone in the crowd No this is your fanfic profile. Oh well hello everyone who's reading. My name is, well you can call me iluvbones. Im from Earth and live there as well. I am actually a coffee addict, a Java Junkie and proud of it puffs out chest. I love reading and I will occasionally write something but everything will be based off a personal events. If you are looking for a beta or an someone to bounce ideas from, send a PM my way. I can help you out. If you have writer's block, well that sucks cuz Ive had it before, we will suffer together. As for everyone else, I hope you all enjoy my stories, feel free to PM with questions, concerns or ideas. If you have an idea for a story, Ill encourage you to pursue it. Anyway, the next few lists will show what Im an expert at for betas and ideas. The last list if my favorite ships. I live off of those.

Favorite shows: Bones, CSI, CSI Miami, CSI NY, Eureka, Friends, Gilmore Girls, Glee, Gossip Girls, House, NCIS, Psych, Smallville, Veronica Mars, Warehouse 13,

Favorite books: Gossip Girls, Twilight, Harry Potter
Im always open to any suggestions, feel free to PM me with a suggestion and Ill check it out.

Favorite ships: B/B, Hodgela, Schules, Smacked, DL, Huddy, House/Wilson bromance, Klaine (and other gleeships), Java Junkie, Jibbs


1. Find a globe.Spin it. What does it say? United States
2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? The
3. What can you hear right now? The TV on
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Could you make some popcorn? Maybe, we'll see.
5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? NCIS
6. Type your name with your elbow. vfedreoniucda (cool...that was really close)
7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? I found something
8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? A map of Antartica
9. If you could be anybody from NCIS who would you be? Jenny (love her so much for many reasons)
10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? IEEUIEOAN (It must stand for something.)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying ''Walk much dumbass?" If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you just see two reviews, paste this in your profile

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've ever fallen going UP the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stories (In Progress):

Untitled (SMacked, CSI NY)
Life Regrets Nothing (B/B, Bones)
Untitled (Klaine, Glee)

NOTICE: There will be a prequel (somewhat) to Park Swings coming soon!
Stay tune to read Shattered Hearts Repaired (BB and Hodgela)

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Closure by Andorian Ice Princess-AIP reviews
It didn't matter the hour, when Stella heard the news and knew Mac would be awake and at only one place and that is where she needed to be. SMACKED
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
The Bones in the House by a testament to improvement reviews
What happens when you mix a forensic anthropologist, a strapping FBI agent, and a sarcastic doctor together? A whole lot of fun! BB, Slight HA, Kuteen, Huddy, slight Chameron. Story on extended Hiatus until such a time as it can be re-written.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,764 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008
Letters by XeniaNoel reviews
Brennan and Booth are forced to write letters to each other by none other than the infamous Dr. Lance Sweets. Booth has been currently stationed at a crime scene in Texas, and Brennan is stuck at home with the same old boring bones.What happens?Well read!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Target Specific by Andorian Ice Princess-AIP reviews
Mac Taylor is the best assassin in the business. His rival is skilled assassin Stella Bonasera. What happens whey they connect? Will they be able to trust each other enough to find out the identity of the person who paid them to kill each other?
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 265,699 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
Breaking the Dam by DoctorJekyll reviews
Devasted after Kutner's death House finds himself at Cuddy's house in the middle of the night.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5892 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Control Freak by i'mnotcrazy82 reviews
Drifting from past to present, this is my version of how they met, and how events of the past have shaped the present. NOW COMPLETE! Huddy. Rated M.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 58,906 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Paris Nights by madame.alexandra reviews
London. Marseille. Paris. Positano. Somewhere in the mix, Jenny Shepard and Leroy Jethro Gibbs stopped being just partners. This is their story-continued. Sequel to: Probie Days.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 197,427 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
New York's Finest by Andie24 reviews
Mac Taylor is one of the greatest thieves there is. With plans for his biggest heist yet, he enlists the help of Stella Bonasera. Together, they build a team of some of New York's Finest. Thieves, that is. An AU fic full of suspense. Mac/Stella, DL, FA.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,186 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Mac T., Stella B.
Sick Days by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Max gets sick. Fang takes care of her. So who's watching the kids? The blind pyro, of course! This can't possibly turn out well. Chaos, Fax, and now Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Walk to Remember by Andorian Ice Princess-AIP reviews
A special 9/11 anniversary has Stella offering Mac some love and comfort on a day when he needs it most; and a surprise he'll never forget. One that will strengthen their love and bond for each other. SMACKED angst/fluff one-shot 9/11 tribute.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
Interruption by Maja Elisabeth reviews
“Mom? Dad?” The ceiling lamp flickered on and revealed their eight year old daughter in pink pajamas. “What are you two doing?”
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Stella B., Mac T. - Complete
Home Is Where the Heart Is by 4sweetdreams reviews
Special Agent Jenny Shepard has not been home in more than a decade. A conference brings her face to face with the reason why. Is home where you live or where your heart belongs? She’s about to find out. A slightly AU JIBBS story
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,559 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Ever Ever After by SMacked Hard reviews
What will happen when your fairytale comes true? A SMacked fanfic. Everyone is in this story. DL, Flack, Hawkes, Adam, etc. Song by Carrie Underwood! Listen to it, it's great. Sequel to Hidden Away. Complete!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,178 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
The Man in the Hydroplane by Darkwintermoon reviews
Twilight fusion with Bones. Craziness! Beware Does not follow Bones story line. Same Pairings R&R please. Don't like don't flame! Rated for language and slight nudity Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot line of this story. ON HOLD TIL I FIND MY MUSES.
Crossover - Bones & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
Flightless Nerd by partypants08 reviews
Edward Cullen is in trouble, and there's only one doctor who can save him: House! A spoof/crossover of the beloved Twilight series and the best show ever.It's a spoof of epic proportions! NOW COMPLETE. Read & Review...please? :
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,461 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - G. House - Complete
All in the Kiss by Oh-no-she-di'ent reviews
Lorelai and Luke are friends. They can hug and kiss while keeping it friendly. Can't they? Well, they definitely can in theory. LL-centered, Season 4, rated T with sexual situations. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,354 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
CopyCat Murders by CSIdestiny reviews
There's a psychotic killer on the loose in New York that has a kill type, which puts one of the team members in danger. What's going to happen now?
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Stella B., Mac T. - Complete
Scared Of Everything by StellaFreak reviews
What’s up with everyone is it such a big deal that I shoot someone. They’ve done it too. Is it just that I shoot my ex boyfriend?"
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Stella B., Mac T.
Prelude of the new dawn by Lost in New York reviews
All she wanted to see was the new dawn. Blue met green, the depth of souls, shared years of friendship, tenderness, and love. Finally love. The final chapter: Dawn. Mac&Stella romance/angst.
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,805 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Stella B., Mac T. - Complete
Whispers Under the Blue Moon by lovlyangl reviews
When Mac decides to quit and leave New York. Stella decides to hunt him down and drag him back home. But Mac has other ideas. This is first in a series. Rated M for Mature themes in coming chapters/ Review Please.
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,196 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
The Game by theresonly1difference reviews
Greg House and Lisa Cuddy have fought endlessly for the past couple of days.Succeeding in driving Wilson insane, pissing off one another and entertaining the interns. So Wilson thinks of a game to see that these fights are really have sexual tension.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Waiting Game by ErinM reviews
Stella thinks back on the rough times with Mac. *Through Season Four finale. implied Mac/Stella
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Stella B., Mac T. - Complete
Worry Wounds by Shining Zephyr reviews
SMacked fluff, postep 3.24. Cuts and blood can bring two people closer together than you think.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
Parker Takes a Stand by kairbear1980 reviews
What happens when Parker does not like Booth's girlfriend?
Bones - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,435 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Stranded Bones by Chocopanda reviews
Bones and Booth head to an exotic island in the Caribbean to examine two possible murder victims. However, the plane doesn't quite make it there, and they are both stranded. Will they be able to survive? B/B
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Trouble With Heroes by lily moonlight reviews
Me, him, and the suspect; and a gang of NYPD‘s finest close behind. Hell for leather along 52nd street until a blind alleyway stops all of us. Suspect's back to the wall. Fight or flight. He chooses fight... Stella/Mac, drama & romance. Oneshot.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Stella B., Mac T. - Complete
What a difference a year makes by Squillyfer reviews
It had been just over a year since Seeley Booth had set foot in the Jeffersonian. A lot had changed. When Booth returns from a year back home he discovers his departure had more of an impact on the ones he left behind than he ever could have imagined.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 74,324 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 5/18/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Are We Having Fun Yet? by Houddy reviews
This story is loosely based on a spoiler for the Dec 2nd ep, so I won't get into any details here, other than to say it's Huddy, and deals with the aftermath of their kiss.I'll put a synopsis in the first chapter for those interested.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 77,310 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Truly madly deeply by Miss P reviews
Three answers and one special kiss, will it be enough for Brennan to believe in magic? Oneshot
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Story of 2 Teens by xogilmoregirlsox10 reviews
Lorelai moves to Stars Hollow when she's 15, and meets Luke when he's 16. They live right next door to each other, and end up falling in love with each other. Gahh that's really bad. read it...i love teen stories...that's why i wrote this!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,442 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Luke D., Lorelai G.
Hurricane in Stars Hollow, Take Cover at Luke's by xogilmoregirlsox10 reviews
Thers a hurricane in stars hollow and where would Lorelai go but Lukes? JavaJunkie and Lit...the story goes MUCH further than just the hurricane. read and review and find out what happens in this amazing story.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,060 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Luke D., Lorelai G.
Land of the Living by niah1988 reviews
One month. Four weeks. Twenty eight days that will change her life completely. And it all starts with a strange dream... [BB]
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,140 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Viva Las Vegas! by CaRiNeSs reviews
Booth and Bones finish up a case in Vegas. With one night left they decide to spend a night on the town. The next morning they wake up with a whole new set of problems and matching rings to prove it! New alternate ending is up!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,248 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Cosmic Balance by jemb reviews
Booth and Brennan share dinner and discuss a milestone in their partnership. BB friendshipdevelopment
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Complete
Friday 13th by jemb reviews
A BoothBrennan fluff piece inspired by that dreaded day, Friday 13th.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Complete
The Mystery of DB Cooper by jemb reviews
Booth and Brennan become involved in a thirty year old FBI case when remains are found in Washington State. FINAL CHAPTER UP Booth and Brennan return to D.C. Will their relationship be any different? You'll have to read to find out :
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,599 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Every Friday Afternoon by loveRomance1 reviews
Song by Craig Morgan, Boothcentric. this is basically the worst thing that Rebecca could to do to booth. Light angst, no one dies or goes to the hospital
Bones - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
The Line by jemb reviews
Booth has drawn the line but does that mean the line can't be crossed? Pure BB fluff, no plot whatsover.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
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Life Regrets Nothing
This is an eventual Bones/Booth story with background info for Brennan. First time trying a long story and I suck at summaries so take a look. Thanks.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Published: 4/20/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Park Swings reviews
What if Angela left before she and Hodgins split. Then he hears from her. HODGELA RR
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Angela M., J. Hodgins - Complete
50 Rules To Live By reviews
Inspired by Gibbs rules, created some...going to do major characters...enjoy
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete