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Author has written 2 stories for South Park.

Hi :) My name is Lizzy, I'm 17, I have two moms, and i'm awesome.

I have a lot of OC's, but all of them are based off of me in one way or another :3

Here, these tl;dr random surveys will tell you more about me!!!


BLARG STEREOTYPING (Bold = That's me!!!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I WEAR ALL BLACK so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
II wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY so I MUST be a pussy.

I HANG OUT WITH teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a BURNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST be ginger, hump sheep and talk like," Och aye the noo!"


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 6


PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

Total :3

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark. (Does blue count?)
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total :6

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total :3

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total :6

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
(Shuddup :p )
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
You think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total :6

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total :1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear/used to wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color

Total:6

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number

Total:1

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Reality of Genocide by Yuruki14 reviews
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It Wasn't Just Once by Tikal Tyrant reviews
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The Psychic and The Immortal by Nijii-chan reviews
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Never Crossed My Mind by fvck reviews
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Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
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The Strange Attraction Syndrome by tiffanybane reviews
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Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
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Finally Falling by happy fxxking birthday sweeti reviews
What happens when Stan and Kyle open their eyes to the obvious? The OBVIOUS of course: they slowly but surely firgure out what was so obvious to everyone else, but them, and they come together to accept what they have and what their building up and they finally fall, but of course there is always those damn obstacles such as a certain fat ass... possible charater death.
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My Parent's Cafe by IDRC reviews
"Dare," Clyde gives a big, evil grin and Craig's face scrunches up in curiosity then worry and fear which is shocking because he doesn't usually care about anything. But, apparently Clyde knows something. About Craig. And he's gonna use it against him. "I dare you..." His eyes flick back to me. "to kiss Tweek!"
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Innuendo by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
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How to Save a Life by Southparkfreak101 reviews
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South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Kyle B.
Dirty Little Boys by bethanime reviews
The picture is my Mysterion costume... it has almost nothing to do with the story, but Mysterion is mentioned The girls have made another list! Bebe decides to let Kyle, Clyde, Tweek, and Butters in on the secret from the goodness of her heart... or is it? I don't want to give away all of the pairings just yet, but let's just say one will be very Stylish.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,756 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Why do you stare at me? by PrinceOfPans reviews
Tweek has gotten into a bad habit, well he has a few of those but his new one is staring at a certain boy. That boy lends him something and they quickly become friends. Tweek knows he doesn't stand a chance with Craig and Craig is discoveriong that he may not be as asexual as he thought. Warning: Yaoi, swearing and possible rating change later on.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
You're All That Matters To Me by xEmerald Isle reviews
Kyle is in love with Cartman. However, he doesn't think Cartman feels the same way. When a rumour spreads about Kyle's sexuality, he blames Cartman. When he also finds Cartman's art project, he is confused. Is Cartman planning something?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Tweek la Freak by catnorris reviews
A Guinea Pig Whisperer and a Contortionist meet at a circus where attachment was now forbidden because of its loss of its greatest duo act, Adrenalini Blonds, who had left because of the petty illusion called love. A year of engrossment on none other than his co-worker later came denial. No rational, asexual mind should be attracted to a freak. Was Tweek la Freak the odd exception?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Crush by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
New kid, Rydia, is a calm and pleasant girl who gains a crush on a certain hot-headed Jew. The only problem being she knows he will never like her like that. -No longer accepting OC's-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 106,546 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
You and I by The Human Kite reviews
Stan reunites with Kyle for the first time in years, and nothing is exactly how it seems. Stan tries to pick up the pieces of a broken friendship while coming to terms with the fact that the one person he ever cared about might never want him back. Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Kinda Cute Little Fibbers by CherryIce1988 reviews
Kenny, Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Craig were the best of friends until Kenny went missing. Now what happens 3 years later when the boys start getting creepy text messages from a mysterious "K"? Pretty Little Liars Parody set in South Park, Slight AU and kind of OOC please read and review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,716 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Kenny M.
Sweet Like Poison by xxJaydenxx reviews
When Kyle finds himself in a position he's never had to deal with before, he realizes that you can't always have your cake and eat it too- or can you? This summary was difficult for me to write. I feel it's not descriptive enough but I don't want to give the story away! :
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Death by SeventhRing reviews
Kenny McCormick was a master of the one thing that scared the shit out of Craig Tucker.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Invincible by BloodMoonNights reviews
Craig Tucker is nearly invincible. He goes to University of Denver; he has a smoking hot girlfriend, a heterosexual life partner, and a budding career as a psychologist. What he didn't expect was coming face to face with the past he left years ago. Creek
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,677 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
He Bullies You Because? by OnyxNoches reviews
Craig has had it out for Tweek since they ended up in Hell's Pass, but does he actually hate the blond as much as he lets on? Will Tweek find out the reason why Craig pays as much attention to him as he does? Contains Creek, Dip, Bunny, Tyde and Style. Sort of a Drama, but has a lot of laughing as well.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Eyes Wide Open by CutieAnimeGirl19 reviews
Why is Kyle crying in the boy's bathroom? Why won't he talk to Cartman? What's with Kyle's strange behavior whenever Kenny's around? Things start to unravel as the secrets come out. Rated M for rape situations, lemons, and fowl language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,378 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Contaminated Flesh by SouthParkAA reviews
When infected creatures attack the USA the now sixteen year old kids of South Park team together to survive. Dripping with twists, love, mystery, humor and sexual themes what's not to love? Contains graphic violence, slash lemons and coarse language. It's South Park, what do you expect? WARNING:DON'T READ THE REVIEWS. MAJOR SPOILERS, IT'LL RUIN THE STORY!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,488 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Diary Exchange by EvilCannibalPanda reviews
Something's been bothering Kyle. And Dylan is curious as to what it is. Deciding upon the best course of action, Dylan suggests they do a diary exchange.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,288 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Kyle B., Red Goth
Becoming Greg Birch by NoOneToBlame reviews
Kyle is back a year after Craig accidentally blinded him. The problem besides the obvious? Craig's in love with him. Out of the blue, a stroke of good luck gives Craig the chance to have Kyle back in his life. He's willing to do whatever it takes even if it means changing his whole identity and getting help from the last person he'd want to receive it from. I suck at summaries
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,001 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
On my Radar by TweekingOut reviews
Craig Tucker has lived half his life entertaining himself with a guinea pig and a fake spacemans costume. Eventually everyone reaches that point that they have to get on a plane with a bunch of jackasses and enjoy yourself for two weeks.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Walk by NaturallyBroken reviews
Bruce is content with living and working in Stark Tower and his growing friendship with Tony and Pepper. But things begin to change, the other guy becomes harder to keep in, and Bruce feels he has no other choice but to leave until he can figure out what's gone wrong. I don't own the characters. Rated M for language put probably more of a T or T .
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Brianstorm by Ivori reviews
'"Why did you guys stop being friends in the first place? What happened last year?" I asked out-of-the-blue. Kenny blinked at me stonily. Then he smiled. That knowing smile. The kind where he knew something about you. Something big. It was also the smile that meant he wasn't going to tell me.' Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,346 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Treehouse by ItsPopularICantLikeItNow reviews
For a long time, Cartman has been keeping a secret in his treehouse. Everything changes once Kyle is determined to find out what it is. Kyman, eventual smut.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Love Hurts by MarshieMello-Cookies reviews
Stan loves Kyle, but what will he do when he is cursed, and the more he loves Kyle, the more it will hurt him?Soon, Stan and Kenny find themselves on a strange quest to save Kyle's life.Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
He's On Your Mind by kouichi kimura 4eva reviews
When faced with life changing decisions that may mean the end of Stan and Kyle's relationship, Kyle debates with himself whether he should come clean with his love for Stan or if he should continue keeping it a secret and risk losing Stan to Wendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,303 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
I Can't Stop by Bravada reviews
Cartman always gets what he wants. But this time...this time somebody else has gotten their hands on what should be his. Style and one-sided Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,282 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Don't Look Back by sadkatt reviews
Kyle Broflovski is new to South Park, and everyone wants a piece of his fine ass. But there's something... off... about him, and Stan Marsh is determined to find out exactly what it is. AU, Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Flashbacks An OC Story by XxUnwrittenxX reviews
ACCEPTING OCS! This is a story about the kids from South Park. They've gone from little 8 and 9 year olds to not-so-little 17 and 18 year olds. They all begin having flashbacks about when they were younger, and realize how different things were back then. Rated T for language, may go up later on. May contain Slash/femslash, OC/regular cast member pairings, and OC/OC relationships.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012
And Death Shall Have No Dominion by xXTweekersXx reviews
It was just another normal day in the small mountain town of South Park, Colorado. That is, until the screams started. Style, Creek, Bunny, Gregstophe. Zombie AU Full summary inside.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,994 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
I Know Who You Are by SailorEchoSong reviews
Kyle thinks he knows exactly who Mysterion is. He bets everything when he trusts his judgement so completely he kisses him. Lotz of Random pairings. :P
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,085 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Broken Coffee Cups by The Truth's Lie reviews
In fairy tales, the princess is always rescued from the evil witch by a handsome prince. But with a prostitute for a princess, a fat ass pimp for a witch and a cynical asshole for a prince, will Tweek still get his happy ending? Prostitute!Tweek-Craig.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,970 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Truthful Lies by theflawintheplan reviews
Kyle and Stan had a falling out and Kyle left South Park. Kyle returns to find himself in a fake engagement with the raven he now hates. Add friends he hasn't seen in years and an angry social worker and you've got one stressful situation. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,354 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Starved by djsrocks reviews
Stan is starving himself, to be perfect for Kyle - for everyone. Who's going to notice what he's doing to himself? Will anyone notice? Will anyone help him?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Emerald Eyes by HumanKyt3 reviews
Kyle's eyes make everyone speechless, they seem to seatch into everyones soul, but only one person is meant to have them forever, walk through Kyles important moments in life and Stan's journey to become the major part of it. ok stupid summary but its better than it sounds, i hope you agree. Style, and barely if you want to see it like this one sided K2 LONG ONE-SHOT!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Serious Case of Cooties by SqueakGirl reviews
Shelley tries to convince Stan and his friends that cooties exist. Kyle's skeptical, but Stan's not taking any chances. When Cartman starts selling cootie shots, Stan begins to realize cooties are pretty gay. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,159 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Shelly M., Stan M.
Bigots, McDonalds and Eric Cartman by danceswithsmurfs reviews
A short Kyman oneshot. Kyle comes home to find the one person he hates most in the entire world sitting in his room, on his bed, playing his xbox.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Enough To Make You Laugh by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Stan Marsh doesn't exactly have the sunniest disposition. With a wedding around the corner, he's thrust back into a life with the worst people he knows: his family. Luckily, he has a few good friends to help him keep his optimism alive and kicking. Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,829 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
But Sons Do It Better by SilentSpeaker13 reviews
Sequel to Father Knows Best! K2! Kenny has a goal...seduce Kyle Broflovski. Kyle's afraid. Be afraid Kyle, be very afraid. Rated for language and adult themes
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,415 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Backwater God by Hailey Westerholdt reviews
Out of all the times Kenny has died this is the first time someone remembers. Now he only needs to convince Butters he isn't going insane. Warning: Some violence, language, KennyxButters Bunny slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,021 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Our Love, Broken by blarglemuffin reviews
Taking place during Plastic Beach. When Noodle disappeared 4 years ago, she took much more than the few belongings she had left with her. The very heart of the band she once belonged. What will happen when she returns to her bandmates? 2D/Noodle T for now
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2012 - 2D, Noodle
Frost Bitten Dreams by WinterAssassin reviews
Life as a High Schooler could be tough, keeping up with classes, finding love, discovering secrets, and so on.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
Leave the Pieces by hollycomb reviews
Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 264,950 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Fearful by OrangeWocket reviews
He knew his feelings for his best friend, but he was too afraid to admit to them. What if it ruined their friendship? But as the feelings get stronger, Kyle has a hard time ignoring them. StanxKyle Hinted KennyxButters
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,535 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Friend or Foe by ladylove1335 reviews
An OC story filled with lies, betrayal, friendship, love, heros, and villians! Sound interesting? Then read it! The story is better than title and summary! Well I hope it is R&R! NO LONGER ACCEPTING OC's...thanks!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,503 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
We Go Good Together Just Like Coffee And Cream by Mali Kollama reviews
I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,412 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
No Boundaries by witchofdanight1316 reviews
Stan and Kyle's friendship goes through a revolution, Kenny's strapped for cash, Tweek's sick, Craig's lost, Butters is in pain, Wendy's in a love triangle, and how does Christophe play into this? Its just Senior year at South Park High; Its complicated.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,722 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Begin Again by MangoPirate reviews
After being involved in a disaster, Miles Edgeworth is left injured in a way that will change his life forever. Fate's choice of a hospital roommate could be his only option for determining how to start his life over again.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,467 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Miles E. - Complete
Fall Back by 1220McCormick reviews
"But when you're really upset about something, and you want to talk to someone, whose number do you want to dial first?" Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,969 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Alone for too Long by NickelParkLavigne reviews
It's been four years since Stan has been isolated from his friends. He spends his time separating himself from the town long enough to become desperate to be with his friends again. -Contains slash-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Stan M.
How the Darkness Sounds by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Sharon and Randy get news no parent ever wants to hear, their son has been diagnosed with a terminal disease. Now it takes everything for the family as well as Stan's friends to be strong for Stan as they all go through this difficult time. Multiple POVs
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,243 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Mute by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
When Damien meets a mute boy called Pip, he swears to himself he's going to make the boy speak - and find out why he's mute in the first place. DISCONTINUED, SEE LAST CHAPTER
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,486 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Damien, Pip P.
Played by xSucksToYourAss-marx reviews
My name is Craig Tucker. I made a deal with Kenny, which was basically getting this twitchy kid named Tweek to kiss me. Seemed easy enough...I just never saw what was coming. Craig/Tweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,833 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
The Truth That Ties And Binds by Spadework2 reviews
It was searching for the truths buried beneath the darkness that binded all their destinies together. Set several months after Apollo Justice featuring nearly all characters from Ace Attorney and new original characters.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,151 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Voodoo Witch Doctor by TheOddSoul reviews
That's me. Voodoo Witch Doctor Kyle, ready to drop dead from exhaustion, if the mountain of homework I get doesn't bury me first. And to make things worse? I kind of have a "thing" for my best friend.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,389 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Clique v Clique by somethingcool reviews
Stan reluctantly moves to South Park, where he finds himself in the middle of a high school battleground. Still, life in South Park has its perks... AU, Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,602 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Summer in an RV by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Bebe's parents got her an RV for the summer. Bebe, Wendy, Craig, Clyde, Tweek, Token, Cartman, Butters, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Christophe go on a drama filled trip. Bad summary lots of yaoi, alcohol drug use, lots of couples. my 1st multi-chap sp fic :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,442 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011
Misery Business by SpiritLeTitan reviews
Stan and Kyle are starting their senior year in high school, and after a crazy party at Clyde's, Kyle realizes he has feelings for Stan! But...does Stan feel the same way? Stan/Wendy, eventual Stan/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,011 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
How To Defeat Underpants Gnomes by Fate Harbor reviews
Something's different about Tweek. Craig notices, but can't figure why Tweek is so happy all of the sudden. Token's theory doesn't sit well with him. At all. CREEK Fluff, Craig X Tweek. Read and Review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Insomniac Beauty by Amberr-Ink reviews
It goes to show that not everything, or everyone, is as they seem. That doesn't go to say that that's a bad thing. Short, sweet, and rather fluffy. Might turn into a series of drabbles in the future. Creek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Whats in a Sue? all about how to have a healthy OC by Mellybean23 reviews
Is your character at risk of becoming a Mary Sue? Here's how to help avoid the fate of many Harry Potter OCs and stories. How to be interesting, but not overbearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - OC - Complete
Suprises by CaliforniaGurl95 reviews
Stan Marsh had the perfect life no wife, girlfriend, or even children . He had everything he wanted until someone showed up at his home one day with the shock of his life . I also need OC'S !
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Stan M.
Super South Park by The Secret's Lie reviews
South Park gets super powers so Kenny,Kyle,and Stan with some friend's head to a place where they can learn to control there power's ,but they learn that there new home might be threatened.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010
OC's Wanted! by LoveIsTrustOoOo reviews
OC's entries for the story 'Florescent Adolescent'. CLOSED
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
Beauty In The Breakdown by A-BondofFlame-R reviews
He'll have to push him away and he'll have to break two hearts in the process. And just what is up with Kenny? Why would he kiss Kyle? And why does Stan want to kick his ass for it? Summary sucks, fyi.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Romeo and Jewliet by aband0nd3d pr0f1l3 reviews
South Park version of Shakespeare's tragedy Romeo and Juliet.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,526 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Just Different by Traban16 reviews
The South Park gang wanna help, but not everyone sees it that way. Craziness, romance, and even Kenny our favorite Pervert! Lots of thanks to Ali-Th3-Ch3shir3-Kat and PhyscoTatie! Flames are welcome! Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Craig/Tweek, and others...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Breathe Me by The Brat Prince reviews
I figured out girls weren't really worth it after the first few times I brought one home. None of them understood why I wasn't upset over the fact that my mom and dad constantly fought. You know what they got out of fighting? Hot, hot makeup sex. K/K/S
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Any other way by Focussight reviews
Phoenix finds himself stuck in Miles' house for a week, and to make matters even more awkward, there's no spare bed. Phoenix is determined to make Miles his. Slash. T rating for now, might become M later on.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
The Taming of a Tweaker by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Craig struggles with math, but Tweek can help - for a price. He wants to be taught by the king of apathy to be cool- how not to care. But then some things might just be worth caring about. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Turnabout Innocence by zara2148 reviews
Kink meme prompt. Remember in 1-2 when Phoenix was accused of Mia's murder? If he'd actually been convicted, there would have been nobody to defend Edgey in 1-4! Phoenix and Edgeworth as cellmates on death row. Now a drabble series, with actual plot!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 12,172 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
These Instances by Akavet reviews
Creek. Craig absent-mindedly kisses Tweek one day. Tweek kisses back. Both being clueless about these things, choose to forget instead. However, they end up forced into a certain situation where they'll finally get it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,080 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Blindfold by Homicide-Inside reviews
Craig hates Tweek, bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn’t know, and he wouldn’t care. CrEek. In-Progress. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Love Is Objectionable by twilightmask reviews
Among attorneys and prosecutors alike, love is a touchy subject. A series of oneshots based on the accord of reviewers. I'll take anything! :D AN note on the bottom of the first chapter explains all. T for safety. R&R please!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,267 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010
Kenderella by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a servant named Kenny. When his cruel stepbrother and stepsisters left for the Jewish prince's ball, a faerie came and found out a way for him to go to! A very cracky version of Cinderella. K2, and eventual Stendy, and Clybe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,032 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Ten Things by RiddikulusGrin reviews
Whether you realise it or not, you think in lists. These are the lists of your favourite Ace Attorney characters. There will be a mix of pairings.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
My Dead Boyfriend by HyperBeamGO reviews
Kenny confesed to Kyle that he loved him. But Kyle just didn't feel the same though. But now that Kenny's dead, maybe he'll love him back.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Ready? Break! by crocious reviews
It's charity time at South Park High! Open your hearts and your... um... shirts?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Of Shakespeare and Cupcakes by crocious reviews
Stan got the lead in the school play and Kyle is happy enough as stage manager. But when a tragic hairday threatens to undo the entire class's hard work, will they be bold enough to save the day? Style. Complete
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,217 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Phoenix Wright: Ace Daddy To Be by Kitty Sneeze reviews
Phoenix accidentally gets Maya pregnant... how will they cope with becoming parents? NEW epilogue
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,726 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Second Chances by PlagueRatsEA reviews
When Kyle commits suicide, he is given a second chance by the angel of destiny. He get's to witness different types of futures that gets him paired up with different types of guys in South Park. Question is, which boy will Kyle pick for his second chance?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,435 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kyle B.
xSecond Chancex by xichxliebexdichx reviews
Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Chronos by Windpower reviews
Phoenix and Miles knew each other for 70 years. What was their life like? An attempt at doing something different. Contains death and mentions of sex
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Sense Memory by pearls1990 reviews
They say that if you shut off one of the fives senses, the others boost themselves to compensate. It's also said that each one of the five senses can trigger a different memory. Phoenix has all five of his senses traumatized.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Being the Opposite Gender Sucks! by Chocoholic-Wallflower reviews
The main boys and also Butters wake up one morning and find out they are girls! What a disaster! Why or how did it happen? How will they become boys again? Will South Park EVER be the same again? Why do I keep asking questions? I don't know! XD R&R, please! DISCONTINUED, I apologize...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2010
A Lack of Color by mr. eames reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Came A Long Way To See You by SekritOMG reviews
A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Christmas 2001 by Rydia Asuka reviews
Twoshot! Larry and Phoenix go over to help Miles and his father decorate their tree on Christmas Eve. Chaos, fun, and friendship ensue, leaving Miles to wish he'd never met these crazy people...mostly thanks to Larry. Disclaimer: Owned by Capcom, not me.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Click and Release by Nitch reviews
He didn't know what was coming. Pure forbidden deadly love. [Smiley face x bomb]
Minesweeper - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
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Super South Park reviews
The South Park kids are entering they're junior year in high school but strange things are begining to happen...can they discover and control their strange new powers before evil begins to take control? Super Power Story! Creek and OC ships, no more OCs!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
100 Theme Challenge! reviews
Its a 100 Themes challenge, BUT WITH OC's! Please submit your OCs and I look forward to writing this! Make sure you look at the form please :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.