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Joined 03-19-07, id: 1241960, Profile Updated: 12-26-08
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Twilight, and Bleach.

Hello everyone! This 'about me' area is currently under construction. This is because the 16 year old me cannot accept that nonsense that the 12 year old me wrote here back when.

So instead of reading boring nonsense about myself how about you read some awesome quote things. Trust me, some of them will make you laugh. :)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely georgous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your english class becasue you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to seperate you but it never works becasue the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is you and your friends shouting at the top of your lungs in public place that you are in love with the characters of twilight (several times a day). If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

Haha.

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think

OK! Now for a list of my favorite jokes/ quotes/ funny shit

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

-When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

-Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two. (i would pick Personality and Beauty, cuz the other two can be fixed with the right amount of effort, lmfao)

-Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

-The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

-I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

-if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

-You can't be late until you show up.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

If you cant dazzle the world with your knowledge, then baffle them with your bullshit

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.

A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad.

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!

It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.

After 9/11, Bush made two statements: "Terrorists hate America because America is a land of freedom and opportunity." and "We intend to attack the root causes of terrorism." ..Sounds like everything is going according to plan.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Actual Housing Complaints

1.

And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

2.

My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus in it.

3.

Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

4.

The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

5.

I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

6.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

7.

I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.

8.

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

9.

Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant?

10.

I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6:00am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.

11.

I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

12.

I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off.

13.

I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have had no satisfaction.

14.

I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50 of the walls are damp, 50 have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy.

15.

He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it any more.

16.

Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

17.

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

18.

Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.

Answering Machine Messages

1.

Sorry I can’t get to the phone right now because my girlfriend and I are doing our favorite thing together. Personally I like doing it up and down, while she likes doing it side-to-side r-e-a-l slow... So I’ll get back to you when we finish brushing our teeth.

2.

"911 - What is your emergency?"

3.

Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

4.

Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

5.

This is not an answering machine this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.

6.

Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you back as soon as I find it.

7.

Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

8.

A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.

9.

Please leave a beep at the message.

10.

Please leave your name and number, and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI.

11.

You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.

12.

Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.

13.

Please leave a message as soon as possible and I'll get back to you at the sound of the tone.

PICTURES FROM MY NOT SO SIMPLE LIFE

Bellas outfit on her first day of work- (only imagine a brown shirt under the white jacket, bella would never agree to wear something with that low V neck XD )

http://www.funonthenet.in/images/stories/forwards/business20world/business-dress-7.jpg (for some reason this link isnt working for me )

The C&M lobby-

http://discussion.autodesk.com/servlet/JiveServlet/download/52-545517-5497370-142965/Lobby201.jpg

Rosalie's Ring and Necklace

http://www.tiffany.ca/Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=23003759&mcat=148210&cid=288153&search_params=s+5-p+26-c+288153-r+501424824+501323351-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t+

http://www.tiffany.ca/Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=GRP00900&mcat=&cid=&search_params=s+1-p+2-c+-r+-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t+pink&search=1

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Twins from a different mother by starhallow reviews
"The mother that controls the dragons shall find her twin, a twin born from a different mother. Only when they rule will light be back in your land." And so it started, a race to find the twins, a race to safe their land.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,546 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Arya S., Jon S., Gendry, OC
For Want of a Better King by CoolChica87 reviews
Arya Stark joins her father in the capital once he is named the new Hand of the King, but ends up delving too deep into the corruption of the capital. To set the kingdom to rights she must uncover secrets, escape, love, lie, sacrifice, and kill. But can she bring honor and justice to her family name without losing herself?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,897 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Arya S., Gendry
Lady Assassin by Kittenshift17 reviews
Arya has returned to Kings Landing in time to crash Jon and Danearys's wedding. Gendry is Lord Baratheon of Storm's End and he's looking for a wife to rule it alongside him. Arya has other plans and she wants nothing to do with marrying a Lord and acting like a Lady. She's an Assassin after all. When Gendry asks for her hand, Arya is torn between her fascination and her past.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,398 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/4 - [Arya S., Gendry] [Daenerys T./Dany, Jon S.]
To Forge in Steel by QueenOfTheEyesores reviews
The Starks travel to King's Landing to join their House with the ruling Baratheons, but as a young Arya Stark manoeuvres her way around Southron life, and develops a close friendship with the future king, chaos erupts in the capital and destroys the way of life she knew and loved. Prince Gendry AU. Will continue if there's interest. (There was interest. I continued.)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,407 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Arya S., Gendry
The Maiden Wolf & The Bastard Bull by Kittenshift17 reviews
Arya, Gendry and Hot Pie are afoot, travelling for Winterfell after escaping the Gold Cloaks that killed Yoren. As they make there way, it becomes apparent that maybe there is a little more than travelling companionship between a pretty little Maiden Wolf and a Bastard Bull with bright blue eyes. GENDRYA!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,221 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Arya S., Gendry] Hot Pie
Winter Heat by Kittenshift17 reviews
Arya Stark was determined that she wasn't going to get married to some stupid Lord. But that was before the King came to visit Winterfell. That was before she met the intriguing prince second in line for the throne. That was before she met Gendry. When a bet goes badly for her, Arya finds that maybe stupid bullheaded boys might be worth marrying after all. GENDRYA
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,108 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Arya S., Gendry]
You'd Be M'lady by AryRiddle reviews
"I told you once" Gendry said. "You would never be my family. You'd be m'lady." Arya was furious. "And, as your lady, you would do anything I commanded?" "Yes, m'lady." "Fine. I command you to be my family!" /A "The Crime of Love" SPIN-OFF!
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,790 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/3/2013 - [Arya S., Gendry W.]
The Assassin's Apprentice by Winterlyn Dow reviews
Arya Stark has the potential to become great within her order, if only she can let go of the past. Some things are easier said than done. Jaqen H'ghar is her most trusted mentor. Will his guidance help her leave her hurts behind and rise through the ranks or will he steer her down a path of self-discovery?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 436,844 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Arya S., Gendry, Jaqen H. - Complete
The Courtesan of Purple Harbor by workamateur reviews
Gendry Waters, a man of the Brotherhood Without Banners, travels to the Free Cities in search of help from the Iron Bank of Braavos and the Faceless Men. After four years, the war in Westeros is ongoing. The Brotherhood decides to take matters into their own hands and eliminate those sitting on the Iron Throne. During his trip he finds more than what he originally bargained for.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,771 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Arya S., Gendry, Jaqen H.
No Country for An Honorable Man by ofwingsandthings reviews
As the crown prince, Gendry has grown up in a life without choice. But when he gets the chance to chose, he finds himself with a sea of consequences he could have never predicted. Suddenly, events spiral out of control and Gendry is forced to flee King's Landing alongside his impetuous bride to be, and now they must both decide what they truly want, and if it's each other.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,169 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Arya S., Gendry
Alchemic Wizard by g33kg1rl reviews
What if Ed was thrown into Harry Potter's world? As well as trying to find a way home, Ed is given charge of being Harry's shadow to protect him. and what if a few friends accidently made it across the gateway as well? EdxWinry RxH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 244,261 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Game of Let's Pretend by Hilaire reviews
REVISED CHAPTER SIX UP! Set 7 years after the anime. "Lookie here," Natsume said, pissed off. "I don't have time for this. I already have a girlfriend." He put an arm around Mikan's shoulders. "Here she is. And you're making her really jealous."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,953 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
Cradle Robber by VoodooPal reviews
Sasha, a 17 year old in her final year of school, is forced into an arranged marriage by her controlling father... to a werewolf. OC/Remus Lupin. Warning: Has nothing to do with Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,090 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - OC, Remus L.
The Bookworm and the Beast by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
Mikan has her head up in the clouds. Natsume is far too rational. Sumire is a bit disenchanted. They're all a little flawed. It's about differentiating between fantasy and reality. In which there are beginnings, endings and not-so-unexpected romances. #8
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 229,505 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Remnants of a Forgotten Dream by FFPA reviews
Slight crossover fic between Naruto and Bleach. A chess match to rival all chess matches has begun. It all starts with a new soul arriving in Seireitei with reiatsu rivaling even that of their strongest. And now a conspiracy has begun to unfold.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,502 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., T. Hitsugaya
Life of A Not So Girly Girl by Shiori90210 reviews
My name is Mikan Sakura and I'm not Girly in any shape or form. I was just a typical outcast living silently till graduation in 2 years. Unfortunately that was all ruined the day I punched Hyuuga Natsume in the face.Oh well. NxM OOC and OC's invovled.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,136 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Daylight Robbery by Snaboon King reviews
After bumping into a strange young man in Port Angeles, the klutzy and curious Bella Swan couldn’t help but stick her nose where it didn’t belong, again. This time her curiosity has landed her into more danger then she expected. All human; BxEd
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Technically in Love by AlyssaLutz reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan. Two people known at Grand Forks High for being mortal enemies. When they unknowingly meet on an online chat site is it the beginning of love? or a disaster in the making? Cannon Pairings. Co-written with aminea88.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,693 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
F U R A R E T Axx by b a y o - b a y o reviews
The moment he stepped into class, I knew my life would never be the same again. Shinigami, Bounto, the afterlife—I'm having enough trouble passing Geometry! How can Toushirou expect me to juggle my life like this and NOT go insane? » HitsugayaxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 276,893 - Reviews: 3298 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 12/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
DESTiNY's TRAiL x x by b a y o - b a y o reviews
Destiny never lets you see into your future, and I was fine with that... until it landed me in a world that I didn't know existed and in an adventure that I never asked to be a part of. Constantly running for your life is not an ideal lifestyle. EdxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Hogwarts: A Half Blood Mystery by Mellmo reviews
Years after Voldemort's death,mystery is at Hogwarts again,Jack Collins loves a good mystery,as well as causing Snape grief,with the help of his favorite lightning bolt-scared professor.OC X OC.Full Summary inside!NOT JACK O'NEIL!Can't change the name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008
My Mister Gay Lover by rocketandroll reviews
Natsume Hyuuga, hottest teen breaks up with the multiple girl friends his father sets up for him. Mikan Sakura, a poor commoner struggling to find a job has lost another job. So just what does Natsume Hyuuga have in mind?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007
Awfully Wedded Husband by ohnanc reviews
AU:an awesomely amazing story about two people falling in love. It is now discontinued. Ah, life. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,633 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
The Reiraku That Binds Us by Ruby Dragon Angel reviews
Three years after the Winter War, Hitsugaya finds himself back in the real world, this time on a mission to find the source of a powerful reiatsu that keeps popping up, but disappearing before they can locate it. HitsugayaXOC Rating for later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,705 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
Through It All by bitter-sweet91 reviews
Karin and Hitsugaya thought that they knew each other so well, well enough to assume that Karin would continued being a normal girl rather than preparing for the Winter War. Hitsu x Karin, Ishida x Inoue x Ulquiorra,Ichigo x Rukia please dont flame me.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,477 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Enter the Host Club by BlackFeatherz29 reviews
Crossover with Ouran Host Club. Team Seven find themselves guarding Suou Tamaki and the rest of the Host Club from a financial group who wants to take over Ouran High School. Chaos ensues. Pairings NaruSaku SasuHina TamaHaru HikaHaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007
Dragon Tattoo by Long Winded reviews
A/N: This story is extremely old and in need of heavy revision and characterization additions, as well as fixes and repairs to grammer and overall writing. Subject to be redone.))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,977 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Itachi U.
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oOo A L I V E oOo reviews
Investigating her strangest case yet; prodigy investigator Saki Honoka's only lead is a strange new transfer student with curious white hair and a bad attitude. But what happens if what she finds is more then she bargained for? Hitsugaya X OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,765 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - T. Hitsugaya
Technically In Love reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan, two people known at Grand Forks High for being mortal enemies. When they unknowingly meet on an online chat site is it the beginning of love? Or a disaster in the making? Cannon pairings, Co-Written With AlyssaLutz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,933 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Gentlemen Boot Camp: Rosalie Hale Style reviews
Rosalie's parents are coming over to Emmett's house for Christmas dinner this year. Will Emmett be able to become the perfect gentleman to impress Rose's parents in time for their visit? All Human Oneshot. EmXR Co-written with AlyssaLutz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
My Not So Simple Life reviews
Bella's simple life is about to change. When she gets her new job, she is faced with nuisances that she would rather not have to deal with. A new job, new house, new city, new people, and her charming new boss Edward Cullen. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,960 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
New Allies, New Enemies reviews
NarutoXBleach, As Aizan's Quest for power continues, he stumbles upon the legend of the tailed beasts. What does this new threat mean to Konoha? slight RenjiXoc and HitsuXoc rated for cursing. On Hiatus rather permanently !
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007