Murmmer
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Joined 03-20-07, id: 1242402, Profile Updated: 11-10-08
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Name: Lexa

Favorite Number: 2

Favorite books: Twisted, Twilight, Harry Potter, the Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Sharing Sam, and the Inheritance cycle.

Favorite TV shows: Heroes and Supernatural

Favorite song: Carry on Wayward Son --Kansas

Favorite quotes: "A friend to all is a friend to none." --Aristotle. and "Pain is weakness leaving the body."

Hobbies: cheer, reading, writing, and music

Most resented LIE on the face of the planet: cheer is not a sport. Yeah right. Death toll is higher than football. Maybe the cheerleaders at your school are obnoxious little fluff cheerleaders but in competitive cheer it is definitely a sport.

Llama Mama = da bomb. Go read her amazingly awesome stories. They are ALWAYS good for a laugh. Total opposite of mine which tend to be a bit depressing. So if you happen to be reading one of mine and want to be cheered up! Go read hers! They RULE!

And my profile picture... It's one of my favorite chapters from an original story I am writing on Fictionpress. It's called Like a Salamander (If u wanna have a clue as to why I titled it something so random read my little note below the link ) My pen name is still Murmmer. Go check it out. I enjoy writing it even more than any of the Twilight fics i've written, and I really love those. Here is the link to my account:

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/603993/Murmmer

Salamanders where originally believed to be born from the fire. Many salamanders live under logs in forest like areas and the only time they were seen was when a log they lived under caught on fire and they fled. As a result many early Europeans believed they were created in the flames themselves.

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Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
horton hears a who: jojo, a new friend or lover? by jojoluver369 reviews
Jojos starting high school and as usual is getting picked on but then he meets Elizza Zarrena otherwise known as E.Z. does she change a part of jojos life... or brake it...?please review!My chapters are short so dont worry! it wont take you 4ever!I promis
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008
The Pain Within by unworthy love reviews
AU: Bella has been living with and abusive and alcoholic father, she's with a guy who constantly rapes and abuses her. Is there anyone out there that can save Bella? Will he be the person she's been searching for her whole life? Rated M for content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,790 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Horton Hears a Who Jojo's New Friend by BananaRamama reviews
Jojo's life was pretty boring, until he makes a new friend. She has a rough past and they start to catch up with her. Will Jojo be able to help and comfort through these hard times, or will the be forced to stay apart? Bad Summary Read and Review!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,560 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
Horton Hears A Who: JoJo's New Friend by NOOOOOOOO reviews
A new Who moves into Whoville. But, isn't that kind of impossible? And to make things stranger, this girl has no mother nor a father. But, now JoJo's taking it upon himself to figure out who this girl is and where she came from!
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Struggle by Edward Cullen Luver reviews
What happens if the reason Bella moves to Forks was because she was seeking treatment to her disease at Forks hospital? She doesn't have much time, and she wants to finish her list with the help of the Cullen's. [More Detailed Summery On Profile!] [BxE]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,888 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
Scared by Lon-Dubh reviews
AU. What if Bella's past was different, and she had a secret she had never told anyone before? How would she handle moving to Forks and meeting Edward? Will she have a happily ever after ending, or will her troubled past come back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
The Voice by gypsyrover reviews
Takes place during New Moon. What would happen if Edward found out that Bella was in danger and returned to Forks, but didn't tell her he was there? Written from Edward's perspective. Rated T to be safe. NOW COMPLETE! But feel free to keep reviewing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,102 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Llamas by Llama Mama23 reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
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The Sweetest of Memories reviews
..."We have no record of a Cullen ever working at this hospital. I myself have been here for a while and that name doesn’t ring a bell. I’m sorry." At this point there was only one thing I could know for certain: I was not crazy. Try it, you'll like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008
Twilight is Published! reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
War reviews
Bella leaves Edward for his safety... Wait! his safety? what happened? What will Edward do? This is a Tragedy! But...not in the way you will expect... Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,880 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
Music reviews
If you are the type of person who relates song to your life or books or TV shows this is a collection of songs that all relate to Twilight it some way. If you breathe music this is also a way to music share.Rated because musicians are brilliantly disturbe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
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