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This is Jamie here!
Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile
If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are afraid of five things and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile, add five things of your own that you're afraid of, and add your name to the list. Natsyourlord, Flower of the Desert, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Neogirl2004 (Bugs, heights, rollor costers,wired noices in the dark.)
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
If it's not faux, I'm not for it.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who died of a heart attack or heart disease.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a Shikamaru fan girl (or boy), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!!!!!!
If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too profile.
If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
Miruko: Hehehe (She is my subconsinous she has the appearence of Kairi and me mixed together and has Naruto kind of powers also she is real insane! she is 13 years old) BAZZOOKA TIME!
Lily: HOLY SHIT! (She's my older subconsinous she has the same appearence as Namine in Kingdom Hearts and she floats and has magical powers but can only draw smilie faces and has Bleach kind of powers also she is a little quiet butin insane situations she becomes helpful. Ever since i read the blue eyes of the moon she has a real mad crush on Rock and she's 13 years old) DON'T DO THAT!
Jamie: -sweatdrop- Oh My God Miruko... time for your medicine..
Miruko: NEVERRR!! -fires missles- HOLY SHIT!! LILY TAKE COVER! NOW!!!!!!!
BOOM BAM BABABING!
Jamie: MY HOUSE! MY 2 STORY HOUSE! MY ROOM!!! YOUR GONNA GET IT NOW MIRUKO!!!
Miruko: MUAAHAHAHA-gets shot by tranquilizer-haha..zzzzzzzz
Lily & Me: Phew...
Lily: well i should pic-
Jake: Hey! Sorry i'm late! (He's my other subconsinous, he has super speed and super strength and graduated college at the age of 8 now he's 14 years old)
Me & Lily: Hey!
Lily: Help me pick up Miruko she went insane again...
Jamie: It's so Funny! -being sarcastic-
If you want to be my friend then message me!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, thecrazyfatguy, CheshireMax, Lover Of Animes,
Jake: Ashly may be insane but she's my kind of girl -daydreams of Ashly and him-
Lily: -whispers and touches fingers together- Rock...-blushes-
Jamie: ... -sweatdrop- ummm... guys...
Jake & Lily: -daydreams-
Jake & Lily: Huh?
Jamie: You've been spacing out on me for 2 hours already!
Jake & Lily: -blushes-
Jamie: ughhh fine I'll go ask thecrazyfatguy if he'll let you guys come over...
Jake & Lily: -blushes-
Back at the Crazy Insitute
Miruko: MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! MUWAHAHAHA! -gets injected with medicine- i get pretty colorszzzzzzzzz...
Jamie: Ok so... i made 2 new subconsiousnous...Amayne and Jewel..
Amayne: Whatever... (She has the personality of Shikamaru but is a girl, when she goes out she usually wears long pants and a long T-shirt, has very long black hair with bangs, usually seen with her baby blanket, has an I.Q. of 220 points and passed college of the age 4, now she's 8 years old, and for some apparent reason i made her a sister of Jake which means fast speed, super strength, and control anything around her to float from one place to another)
Jewel: WHOOOOOOOO!! (She is like Miruko unfortunatley... and is Princess of DDR, she has my hair but the hair style of the older version of Kairi. She can have energy for a whole year if she could but i didn't tell her that! She's also very attrative without even trying and usually is a girly girl)
Jake: HEY AMAY-
Amayne: STOP!! I know what you did with Ashly.. I sensed you got glomped by her and more -glares-
Jake: -gulp- SHE DID IT NOT M-
Amayne: I know...
Jamie: JAKE GOT TOLD!
Jewel: Wanna have pizza? And then play DDR??
Jamie: first i'll get Miruko!
Miruko: I smell pizza!
-miruko gets out of shower with a long towel-
Miruko: ahhhh why does this hotel have a nice water pressure
Miruko: -gets dressed-
Jamie: MIRU!!! TIME FOR- MIRUKO YOU HAVE LIGHT GREEN HAIR~
Miruko: i dyed my hair
Athena: -munching lolipops- haiii! (Damn my imagination!) Okay so she has very short hair which is blackish brown, likes alot of candy and no she isn't a greek god! she's 14 years old)
Lily: -giggle- -
Amayne: (She knows every word in english language and a few Japanese words) Hey Nii-san WHY THE HELL DID YOU FRIGGIN' FOLLOW THROUGH HER "NEEDS".
Jake: -gulps- u-u-u-u-u-uhhh...nee-ch-chan..
Amayne: -does the hand-
Jewel: Good entertainment!
-everyone besides Amayne and Jake nodds in agreement-
Amayne: Even though I'm 8 doesn't mean i can cuss colorful language at you ALL! -glares-
Jamie: Amayne calm down! How about I take you to the park!
Amayne: -lightens up ad then becaomes anxious- OKAY!
Jamie: Every GIRL is invited.
Jake: AWW MAN! fine.. I'll get hammered with Rock.. bye!
-all girls were gonn when he said fine-
Amayne: Jake.. Shut the f-
Jake and Amayne's deceased mother's voice: Amayne kun watch your mouth! but i'm so proud of you!
Jake and Amayne turn pale
Jake: she died! maybe she is watching over us!
Amayne for the first time of her life fainted J
i fainted too
Angelis: -claps hands together and prays-
Devilia: Angelis said that your deceased mother is-
Angelis: -covers Devilia's mouth-
Alissa: Holy Smokes! This will scar me for life!
Jake: OH YEAH! AJ! HOLY SHOOT! HE'S STILL GETTING RAPED!! SERIOUSLY I CAN SEE IT IN MY VISION!! -dashes to thecrazyfatguy's profile-
AJ: mmp!! mhpp! (Help! Help!)
Jewel: Hee hee!
Miruko: Hee hee!
Jewel & Miurko: Guess who and who so we won't rape you -snicker simotaniously-
Amayne: -wakes screaming- I SEE MIRUKO AND JEWEL DOING THE MISSIONARY POSITION! -screams high pitched sharp-
GET IT OFF MY HEAD!! MOMMA! HELP ME -sobs and trembles uncontrollably-
Alissa & Lily: AMAYNE CALM DOWN IT WAS ONLY A DREAM!!!
Amayne: AHHH!!!! I SEE BLOOD! (she still is having her vision)
Lily called the hostpital and Alissa flashed a light to her eye
what will happen to her? stay tuned!
Alissa slaped amayne
Amayne : what happened..
i ran out of ideas
OMG I TOOK THE NARUTO TEST ON!! I GOT HINATA HYUUGA! WOO! that's my fave character! ALSO I'M KIND OF ROCK LEE TOO!! ( i took the test over and one question took apart of lee and hinata so i'm both!)
jUNE, ALL I'M TELLING!
Ok fave pairings of Naruto
shikatema (or shikaino but i perfer shikatema better)
if naruhina is gone foreve (NEVERR!) then hinakiba!
Gaarasaku (i dunno why)
Nejisaku( again dunno why)
Sasuhina( i dunno but i'm currently reading one and it's good but i'm not really a fangirl of it)
sasunaru (got my interest, kind of but i dun know if i'll start reading them..)
SakuIno (their perfect for each other don't cha think?i mean they do have the same personallity in the begigning of the story!
1fangirl of sasuke
4strong but feel weak with their teams
HATED naruto pairings
ItaSasu (WTF!? TEHY ARE BROTHERS!!)
GaaraLee (again WTF!!)
HinaIta (.. WHAT!?)
NejiHina (WTFH THEY ARE COUSINS!!)
Ok a new OC is created his name is Deki Hyuuga!
Wow you're harsh
Deki: (no response)
.. DAMN YOU!
Amayne: ... W/e
you are perfect for Chouji you know that?
Athena: no i already like him! he's nice, sweet, likes food, and i like a man "big"
Athena, Devilia, Deki:..Hn...
just about everyone especially Hitsugaya Toushiro XD
Teh bad guys
not much but i like hitsu-san and Karin chan ones too but fluffy K+ or T rated ones!
I MADE 4 NEW OCs!! WOOT!
Amayne: great.. more chaos..
Chishio is a depressing yet powerful girl, her hair is pitch black with tints of midnight blue but pissed her off (deosn't happen often) her hair turns bloody red and her eyes from bloody red to bright red, she has a sword with a moon chain on it. It's called "Chitsuki". She wears her bark blue with light blue linings that has a cresent moon with a dark cloud on the bottom. her voice sound depressing yet beautiful at the same time. She has Black Silk losse pants like what Shaoran from carcaptor sakura has but black. Her long bangs cover her eyes and reaches to her nose. her usual expression is sadness.. you do NOT want to hear her past.. SHE HAS MAGICAL POWERS SO PLZ DUN PISS HER OFF! Oh and she has pale skin!
Jake: SHE'S SCARY!
Amayne: Shut up Jake.. she's been throug much..
Jake: oh yeah.. i see it in her now..
Tsuki: Greetings. Mina. (everyone)
Tsuki is Chishio's BF! He is a real gentlemen and has hair like Eriol and a Black Wizard Hat with a magical staff which has the sun and moon on it with dangling rings on the end of his staff. She wears usual clothes but transforms into a traditional silk robe with the hat (he doesn't show the hat unless danger and doesn't show the staff either!) He has Pale skin!
Tsuki kissed Chishio on the cheek.
Chishio whispered thanks to him.
Tsuki: No Problem Shi-chan. -bow-
Hope is Blind but beautiful and has hair which covers her eyes and nose. She hasn't opened her eyes even when she is walking. she has pale skin and silver hair. she has light pink lips. Her Bf is Joy. She can see everything around her by sensing and she has very strong powers that can compete with Amayne. She's a tomboy and is athletic!
Hope: Hello everyone!
Jake: want me to help you around?
Hope: It's Okay Brown-Haired Boy!
WELL I'LL TELL YOU THE REST LATER!~ JANE~
Ehehehe.. I'm lazy am I?
Amayne: No shit Sherlock..
-.-" I feel guilty enough :o
Angelis: She can't help it! she started this habit ever since 3rd grade.. I think that's when you imagined Jake!
I didn't know Naruto existed until I happened to cross by it over the internet. I made my email in 3rd grade.. I have a crappy username :P but i still use it :D
Well i wanna say.. I WUV YOU TO ALL MEH FRIENDS IN FANFICTION! YOU HELPED ME STAY ON FANFICTION WITHOUT RELIZING IT :D Ja Ne!
Ok I sm searching for Tammyecklemoom, i don't know if she's still in fanfiction or not.. so if you hear me, PLEASE message me! ty!
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