EternalFlare
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Joined 03-20-07, id: 1242448, Profile Updated: 07-21-13
Author has written 8 stories for Silent Hill, and Legend of Zelda.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, Kenrai, The Devil Deity, Crocodile, Punishment Due, spearofhope , EternalFlare

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abrocombie and Fitch said breathing wasn't cool. Post this on your profile if your one of the 8 percent laughing their heads off

Less than 1% of people are you. If you are you, post this on your profile so no one can give a shit. (foreveralone.jpg)

About the Author:

What is up. This is EternalFlare. I am the Flare that burns for all of Eternity, which is an oxymoron. Laugh. LAUGH DAMN YOU.

I love laffing at things and I love people laffing at things I've did. Me talks in Engrish often times, for zero reason other then that I take pleasure on it. I write The Nameless Parody series about Silent Hill (though I might branch off someday) and some other fanafections for this site. It's nonsense jarble that has been arranged to be like a story. So, if you like randomnessisity and Silent Hill, it's a perfect match.

I also wrote some other stoffs for Silent Hill that I hate. Like The Red Angel. And The Holy Mother. And The Siege of Grandville. Makes me wonder why I even posted those things. Guess I was just eager to jump into FanFicting. So that is why I don't give anyone I know links to this page -- if they read the Parody (thumbs up) they might read The Red Angel (thumbs down). 11 year-olds have shit for writing talent. Mostly. Genuinely. Verily. Some sixteen year olds have shit for writing talent. Some forty-year-olds have shit for writing talent. Lol. I'll stop now. Not because I have to, but because I want to.

Why are you still here? Go away. Go read something that I've written and give it a bad review so I can make fun of it on me Paradox. Or write me a good review and I'll mention it within mon Parody. Or write me something constructive that falls into either category and I'll talk about it with you like a normal person. Well, don't bother reading my early works, because I don't care about those. Those are shit. Avoid at all costs.

About Me As a Person and Not As An Artist Or Something To That Effect:

Sex: At this rate, never.

Gender: Male.

Name: Yeah...

Age: It changes everyday.

Ethnicity: I'm white with, like, Native American, and, like German, and Irish, and lots of stuff. Why do you care?

Things you must read if you want to be cool: House of Leaves (cool until it ruins books for you), Gravity's Rainbow (if you want your brain to attack you).

Favorite Sayings:

"Booyaka!" -- Selphie Tilmett (sic). Actually, almost every line this girl says. She's priceless.

"What the hell?" -- Henry Townshend

Hobbies: Reading ; Writing ; Gaming ; Writing ; Gaming

Favorite Color: Blue or Green. Or Purple. It's seriously a toss-up between them.

About the Writing(s):

I tend to avoid poetry and write prose, though I have no problem with poems and I indeed like to brainstorm them while I have nothing to do and am away from home. Besides, when you work with the Silent Hill series, you pretty much have to know how to write some poetry. After all, what's a good Silent Hill game without the mind-bending irrelevant riddle?

More into comedic writing than I used to, but I can still craft a horror story if I bring my mind to it. I may yet write a third and final Silent Hill story in my faux "series". We'll see how it goes.

Current favourite work (by me): Silent Hill: The Nameless Parody 2

Current favourite work (by someone else): well, everything on my favourites are amazing, but the top three are Silent Hill 4: Introspection (D. Natali), Silent Hill 2: Letter From Silent Heaven (Ryan M. Usher),and silent hill 2: this room sucks (Darkcomet)

--EternalFlare

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Silent Hill 5: Homecomings Suck by Darkcomet reviews
A parody of Silent Hill Homecoming. Chapter 5: Prune Juice. After a year a new chapter has been uploaded. Will the gun get fixed? Read an find out!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Alex S.
Silent Hill: Can I go home? by Insider2000 reviews
A parody of Silent Hill: Homecoming, and it's disturbing truth: that this is how SSH SHOULD have been. WARNING: story includes massive spoilers. This story is rated M for vulgar language and sexual themes. Silent Hill and sex go hand in hand.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,548 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/15/2009
Happy Birthday, Alessa! by crackfic inc reviews
All Alessa wanted for her birthday was a bit of minigolf--but with Pyramid Head's fanfiction and Valtiel's fetishes, she learns that there's really no such thing as normal in Silent Hill. But is there something to be learned in the end...? Probably not.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Pyramid Head, Valtiel - Complete
The Chronicles of Faer'un by Phantom 4 Life reviews
The legendary Fire Warrior Faer'un joins an elite cadre on a mission to secure an ancient artifact. Watch as the Tau clash with the mad hordes of Chaos. Inspired by The Battlegrounds series and edited by TheLoneHunter. UPDATED!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008
Silent Hill 4: Introspection by D. Natali reviews
Henry Townsend's world was thrown into chaos when he became imprisoned in his own apartment. Would the only exit lead to salvation or a worse nightmare? A Novelization as told in first-person through Henry as he discovers the truth about his apartment, his captor, and himself.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 127,426 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Henry T., Eileen G. - Complete
Diaries of a Noob by Orange Lemon 72 reviews
This will be almost like a diary. I will list things that happened to me in RuneScape while I was considered a noob. Noob meaning newbie Hopefully you can read and enjoy these stories as much as I did when I encountered them. Rated T just to be safe.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007
Shenlong's Tale by Darkcomet reviews
Years after Bloody Roar takes place. Shenlong has to live with Gado and Shina. Expect OOC ness.
Bloody Roar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Shenlong, Gado
Silent Hill 3: This world sucks by Darkcomet reviews
Chapter 15 Time to say goodbye. This is it this is the end. Read and see how it all ends. R&R
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,984 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Heather M. - Complete
What Hurts the Most by dmscranton reviews
Pam got her nerve a little sooner then Beach Games and sends a private gift to Jim in Stamford. Minispoilers, this takes place between Initiation and The Job.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,854 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Silent Hill 2: This room sucks by Darkcomet reviews
Chapter 31 the epic conclusion to the story...how does it end. Read and find out.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,440 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Henry T., Walter S. - Complete
Adventure, Friendship, PIZZAS! by RuneWriter007 reviews
My first fan fic! Hope you enjoy, be brutal tell me what i need to fix, and lemme know if i should make another chapter plz!
RuneScape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Strength by Nihongi reviews
Sometimes it is not enough to stare into the abyss. One must experience it, live it, survive it. Trapped inside the walls of the RPD, several officers must find the strength within their selves to survive the terrible outbreak.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Super jellybean tree by King Bizarro reviews
The real plot, the plutonians come to stay on earth, next to the aqua teens, after their ship breaks down. The title has ALMOST nothing to do with this story.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Silent Hill : This town sucks by Darkcomet reviews
Chapter 17 the final chapter how does it end? Just read and find out. R&R btw there is a big messge inside so please read
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,075 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - James S. - Complete
Silent Hill 2: Letter From Silent Heaven by Ryan M. Usher reviews
A novelization of the video game Silent Hill 2, told from the perspective of James Sunderland, the game's protagonist. It's finally complete. Thanks to all of my readers and especially my reviewers, you've made it a very enjoyable experience for me!
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 188,183 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
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Silent Hill: The Nameless Parody 4 reviews
Henry and his adopted daughter Cheryl go on vacation to Silent Hill - but old enemies have other plans for them. Chapter 14: A showdown of sorts! Henry discovers the horrors of the Nightmare sewers! People get shot, and Cheryl's past is finally revealed!
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,649 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Henry T., James S.
Silent Hill: The Nameless Parody 3 reviews
The Third Installment: Walter decides to continue the Sacraments by hunting down Eileen and Henry ... can the gang stop him? Final Chapter up: Henry finds mega surprise, and Walter meets super bad guy! Eveyone goes out for ramen, and Godzilla strike! Over
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,988 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Silent Hill: The Nameless Parody 2 reviews
The 'sequel' ... I use that loosely ... to 'Silent Hill: The Nameless Parody'. Chapter 15 is up: Basically an epilogue and preview of The Nameless Parody 3. That means this story is over! W00t!
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
The Death of Richard Braintree reviews
Since we aren't exactly TOLD what happens to him, this is my take on the final moments of Richard Braintree. Rated M for language and violence.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Silent Hill: The Nameless Parody reviews
When James Sunderland's wife, Mary, divorces him and takes his 'stash', he heads to Silent Hill to reclaim it, clashing with everyone and everything he meets. Rated M for Moronic and ImMature.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Silent Hill: The Holy Mother reviews
Someone else is attempting to bring the Holy Mother to our world, and it's once more up to the Reciever of Wisdom to foil them. Rated M for potential extreme violence and swearing.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,734 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Silent Hill: The Red Angel reviews
Marcus Thurdon crashes in Silent Hill, and is forced into a struggle for survival: fending off demon hordes, contending with evil will, and all the while seeking redemption for a dark deed. Feedback appreciated, despite the story being complete.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
The Legend of Tingle reviews
A short parody of the Legend of Zelda, featuring Sauron, Darth Vader, and everyone's favourite person, Tingle!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Tingle, Link - Complete
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