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Author has written 42 stories for Harry Potter, Lois and Clark, Highlander, and Voltron.

Wait, you mean I have to have a profile set?

Well, poo.

What do I put in these things? They remind me of those cursed 'let's go around the table, introduce ourselves, and tell us about yourself' exercises.

I hate those.

I'm a native Floridian (sane variety, thankyouverymuch) and I'm disabled. So I have time available to read or write fanfiction. I like to take popular characters - depending on the winds of change - and put them in situations that would just knock us over juuuuust to see how they would get out of it or not.

Like say, Harry Potter having to figure out how in the world he'd going to explain to Dumbledore that the Westboro Baptist Church is at the gates. Or Jean-Luc Picard having to deal with Southern sweet tea (and I like my own, thank you, no lemon) or The Doctor wondering why the TARDIS is intent on getting back issues of the Kerblam! catalogs or Reepicheep and Puss in Boots going where everybody knows your name, or...

Well, you get the point. I don't want to reveal more since I might actually want to use those as plot points in the future. Hmm... maybe Reepicheep should find Ron Weasley.

If you're here, looking for something to read, I sincerely hope that you are entertained and have a sense of completion and satisfaction after finishing a story.

If that's not the case, then constructive criticism is always welcome even if I can be a little stubborn. I treasure and value all my readership.

I use the pen name JB Steele on other works, but it's all me. The Reverend John Beatty Steele is not me, as the clergyman was called home in 1884 and I'm still scribbling stuff as of 2021. In fact, I'm pretty sure I wasn't doing that before 1884. If that's actually the case, maybe that would explain some of my aches and pains.

Also, JBSteele on AO3 is me. As it turns out, I was lurking about reading on FFN before I decided to put digital pen to backlit paper and didn't see the point in changing my username from polarbear20000. It's probably evident, but I figured well, I should probably mention it.

In the meantime, onward! Further up and further in!


There has been a very confusing trend lately of people asking me to write something for them and then blocking me afterward. I don't mind that so much as I mind the atrocious spelling and grammar in the requests and the 'postings' of said people. Also, please don't ask me to write smut or violence. Practically everyone has requested just that. Not a story or a tale with interesting plots or feats of derring-do, but stuff you'd find in shady movie theaters with heavy breathing in the areas behind you and questionable substances on the seats.

Yes, I make use of violent stuff (Death Eaters aren't choirboys and Bellatrix Lestrange wasn't Mary Poppins) and I do have sexyish times in some of my stories - but that's not the whole of the story. There's more to what I write than certain bits in it.


Update 23 November 2020 - I am still safe from COVID-19. My natural grumpy hermit tendencies are still helping in that regard. Did you know that wearing glasses with face masks are a pain in the rear if you have a skull the size of mine?


Update 24 February, 2021 - A thought has struck. As I am not in the habit of using author notes within the text of my stories, I would rather place it here.

This is not something that I had thought of in the past. A reviewer made a note about one of the stories I've been posting on had a certain amount of followers versus a quite lower comparative number of reviews, and wanted to send me a very kind acknowledgement of the work I've been putting into the story to date. I had not even thought as much about reviews to this point as I was distracted by the actual writing. Please don't get me wrong, I appreciate every review I've been given. However, I'm not writing with the goal to collect a certain amount of reviews - I'm writing to tell a story. With any luck, that story will entertain the reader. Begging for reviews simply isn't my thing.

Having said that, I will admit that I find myself in an anticipatory state of mind when I notice that there is a new review that I haven't seen. At that point, I am quite curious.
The collection of readers that I have amassed to this point, and those in the future, are and will be appreciated greatly.

Along that line, with the thoughts that I tend to write stories requiring a "M" tag that doesn't always show up in searches unless specifically 'search all,' I ask that you add me to your favorite stories if you like my stories. Thank you!


Update 25 March, 2021 - I have gotten my first COVID vaccine shot, waiting for the time for the second. I really don't wanna sound like I'm whining (okay, I am whining, let's be honest) but damn that shot smarts like the dickens!

Captain's Log, Supplementary Update 19 July, 2021 - I got that second shot a week after the first and yep it ached.

For that matter, so did the third one.


-=- About Guest Reviews -=-

I cannot reply to guest reviews, and there apparently is a confusing trend starting with one- or two-letter reviews that make absolutely no sense to me. It's very perplexing. If there are readers doing this, I suppose I should thank you for caring enough to go through the process for 'reviewing,' but please, please, please -- make it a real review with actual words and thoughts behind them. Your favorite fanfiction writer (and not just me, mind) will only improve their craft with proper reviews.


-=- About My Writing Quirks -=-

'Timeline? What Timeline?'

I don't necessary chain myself to the canon HP Timeline, since there are oodles of things that a fractured timeline presents for plotlines. If it's in one of my stories and doesn't match up with what happened in Books 1-7, then I've either forgotten or I've intentionally messed up the timelines. As I pretty much always write AU with few exceptions, then that's why.

'Wordiness'

Sorry, I've always had this problem.

'Irregular Updates'

You'd be grumpy too, if you were irregular. Wait, that's a different subject.

'Britpicking'

Well, I could be better at this, but I'm not British and my mind works to a different culture - more or less.

'Continuity'

I've been thinking about this for a good bit along with the 'Timeline' section above. I'm pretty sure that I've narrowed it down to my writing being more influenced by the fandoms I write more than set within them. Particularly with the HP fandom I've decided that, like with Potters Echoes, An Owl's Delivery, and Domination, that I write more from my personal interpretation of what I've read and seen in canon and the ways that I want to totally mess all that up. Therefore, all of my stories are set in the same loose continuity or the x/y/z/t/tau/teh, if you will (if you read Heinlein.) Or, I'm just sloppy. I like the first explanation better.


== LONG FORM FANFICS ==

Phantasms of Reality

I'm stuck on Phantasms of Reality, so I may have to backtrack a bit. I have not forgotten it. I suppose I could add a chapter or so while I was working on Potters Echoes, but I feel like I wouldn't do it the justice I otherwise would. Besides, I want to see what happens myself. I left it with a Ravenclaw Draco, which suggests all kinds of things. This is written as a Harmony story.

Potters Echoes To Time Unbending

This is the one that I'm supposedly working on right now - it's got a hold on me that I need to get loose from. The only way to do that is to write the damn thing. Well, that and embarrass the hell out of the characters. This is my contribution to The Jily Meets Harmony Challenge.

Like Tenfold Shields

Dragons. Mothering Dragons. Something needs to be done and there's a dragon that knows what needs to be done. Get in her way and get squished. I'm actually working on this one right now.

Fudge Gets Told Off

Well, the title says it all, really. Now moved from 'One-Shot' to 'Long Form.'

The Augur's Kismet

Vernon Dursley suddenly has a lot of things on his mind when he receives a panicked call from Petunia from the hospital's emergency room. A life of someone important to him is about to be lost. What is he going to do now? This is a Good Dursleys story. On hold, as I posted it in a fit of pique and I admit it freely.


== ONE-SHOT FANFICS ==

Waiting

She will wait for him, as long as it takes.

Penny Has Problems

It came to me one day. What if Penelope Clearwater had a very odd day?

Run, Harry!

Harry's in trouble with Hermione. He's done it now. Ron is no help.

Ooops

It's Ron's turn to reap the whirlwind to pay a painful price. Harry's got other ideas and besides it's all Ron's fault anyway.

Dan and Emma Need a Drink

The Grangers try to make sense of it all.

An Owl's Delivery

Nobody messes with Hedwig in my stories. Even Voldemort.

Domination

In my story An Owl's Delivery, Hedwig is mentioned fighting with some of the other Hogwarts Post Owls. Here's the story behind one of those fights.

Marauders Voltron Force

I grew up in the 80's. The Voltron Lions fit with the Gryffindor crew alllll too well.

From the Sea of Unconsciousness

I know all too well what Harry's feeling here, waking up in a hospital bed.

Neville's Had Enough

Even the most even-tempered among us gets to the point where they've had enough. It looks like Neville's just reached his.

Thoughts Before

Ginny is thinking before and as Arthur escorts her down the aisle.

Thoughts from a Still Night

This is something that Ron might have been thinking in one of my AU stories, maybe.

Benighted Walks Under The Mid-Day Sun

Senior Auror Potter has gotten involved in something he never expected. A one-shot written in two parts. How? Different POVs.

Deep Into That Darkness Peering

She has awoken in darkness, and she doesn't know how she got there.

Clark's Decision

Clark Kent agonizes over a decision about a promotion. What does he tell Perry … and why?

All-Star Pickup Game

Superman teams up with another speedy guy to take on a well-known duo in a game of basketball.

A True Gryffindor

Neville gets caught up in a deadly fight with a broken wand. He needs something, desperately. A certain magical item from his past shows up to lend some help.

He Was Going To Save Them All

What does a boy with a rough life do to decide what to do with the rest of his life? Sometimes things happen to make that decision obvious.

What's Up with That?

After a long life, Harry Potter learns from Fate that things were not as they were 'supposed' to be. One-Shot Set in my Potters Echoes to Time Unbending storyverse.

Wait, What?

Harry's decision to just do something nice doesn't quite work out. His first mistake was to ask Garrick Ollivander for help with this.

The Thing About Bets

Companion piece to 'Fudge Gets Told Off.' Here's what was being talked about in the galleries during the Fudge trial.

The Dragons Did It

Albus Dumbledore has a problem, and it's all thanks to those dragons.


== OTHER ==

The Obligatory Challenges List

I figured I might as well.

Social Media Harry Potter Writing Prompt Stories and Things

Occasionally, I see writing prompt posts on various social media sites that catch my eye. When that happens, I have to write them out. Sometimes I can't post replies since those posts have been archived by the time I find them, so I do it here. This is added to sporadically.

Direful

For KGFinkel and his Story Queue Line story. Pranks sometimes don't go as planned. When Harry, Hermione, and a couple of their other friends think up a plot, they find this out. They also find out that sometimes the consequences are... terrible.

The Augur's Kismet

Vernon Dursley suddenly has a lot of things on his mind when he receives a panicked call from Petunia from the hospital's emergency room. A life of someone important to him is about to be lost. What is he going to do now?


== PLANNED ==

I've decided at some point I want to take a crack at the Reptilia28 Don't Fear The Reaper challenge. Yes, I know it's been done ad nauseam. No, I don't plan on following the challenge quite to the letter. Yes, it probably will be AU mature. No, it's going to be a while before I start writing it. Yes, I've started the plotting out. These responses are one of my guilty pleasure fanfic reads. Don't judge me. ;)

Also, I'm going to take a crack at a Doctor Who fanfic. I haven't decided which Doctor.

Also, I'm going to take a crack at a Star Trek fanfic. Maybe a type of HP crossover. I haven't decided.


I hope that you enjoy the works that I put up here, along with the fandoms that I write for and enjoy myself. I have an AO3 account under my pen name, and are mirroring my fanfics there. I write as JB Steele using photons, e-ink, and paper - you can look those up in whatever your favorite ebook retailer may be - but the FFN username is "polarbear20000." What can I say. I like polar bears. I don't want to meet a polar bear for dinner, you understand.

A pet peeve (we all have at least one) is spelling. I can't really explain it - I will be reading this story or that story (or watching the evening news or flipping through the newspaper) and encounter a spelling error. It jumps out at me and it's like that irritating itch that you just can't scratch. By the time that my mind cancels the General Quarters call, I've lost the momentum of whatever I've been doing. It's irritating. Know what's more irritating? Finding it in something I've written. Then it's 'all hands, beat to quarters!' I rarely use computerized spell-checkers after a certain point since I'm gonna be poring over what I've written anyway. Anyone else want to chime in on this point?

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The Reaver's Legacy by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Upon receiving the invisibility cloak, Harry quickly realises that this is no normal artefact. It shows him glimpses of the lives of those that have owned it before him, of a world that existed long before the one he had been born into, and withthe guidance of the cloak, he is hopeful that it will not be him that falls victim to the fickle mistress that is fate...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,168 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 5/25 - Harry P., OC, Ignotus P.
Under the Raven's Wing by Mando-Vet reviews
Harry Potter is not only The-Boy-Who-Lived, he is also the brother to a Titan, namely Raven of the Teen Titans. When Raven discovers the brother that she thought dead for the past seven years is, in fact, alive and living in an abusive home, she goes and retrieves him and brings him to a better home where he will be loved and cared for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 220,118 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 7/16/2022 - Harry P., Albus D., Beast Boy, Raven
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 711,600 - Reviews: 10074 - Favs: 21,398 - Follows: 24,179 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
The Potter Timeline by sandtreader05 reviews
A mysterious stranger helps Harry find his way at King's Cross Station, and Harry never meets Ron on the Hogwarts Express. How would his life turn out differently if a certain, bushy-haired bookworm became his only best friend? Based around a mixture of the books and movies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 346,230 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 3/20/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Weathered by the Storm by OfficeSloth reviews
The Goblins have searched for the lost island of Yamatai without success. Upon hearing of a muggle institutions expedition in need of funding, they take a gamble on condition. One of their own gets to join, a curse breaker under the guise of a muggle. Co-author: doenerkint
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,578 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 4/4/2022 - [Harry P., Lara Croft]
Wizards of the Caribbean by lucych.7 reviews
In a freezing tent in the middle of nowhere, a trio became a duo. Friendships died with a stab of betrayal. But a truer friend is about to help Harry and Hermione out of their horrible situation with a snap of their fingers. Not kind to Dumbledore or some Weasleys. Don't like don't read. Not Canon, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 490,420 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 11/2/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Butterflies Bearing Beater's Bats by dogger807 reviews
Harry has just stormed out of the Dursley's house after inflating Aunt Marge. Like the first time around, his godfather startled him into summoning the Knight Bus. This time around, it's Sirius' turn to be surprised. ::Dumbs Bashing Ahead:: Harry/Multiple
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,220 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 4,153 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 9/21/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks
Reaper's Choice by Angeltsuki reviews
My response to Reptilia28's "Don't Fear the Reaper" Challenge. Harry has died again, along with Hermione and Luna, and must go back, but this time they're allowed their memories. Let's see if they can fix their destiny! (Challenge Details inside) H/Hr/LL, Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing, soulbond/soulmate, Time Travel, Severitis, Lunar Harmony WARNING: Mentions of rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,491 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 2/13/2021 - [Hermione G., Harry P., Luna L.]
Visible To The Trustworthy by bl00d-orange reviews
The year is 1992. After a stressful semester which ended with seeing one of her lions unconscious on a stretcher, Professor Minerva McGonagall is taking a well-deserved cigarette break. But just before she can unwind, an uncharacteristically frightened Harry Potter enters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,193 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 4/22/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M., Poppy P.
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 700,968 - Reviews: 14472 - Favs: 22,151 - Follows: 24,547 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
A Harmonious Beginning by SeventhChordHarmony reviews
One small act of kindness can change everything. Harry Potter is about to discover how important Harmony is. Starts from the beginning, follows canon with more changes as it progresses. Rated M for language, violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 462,419 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 4/27/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Neville L.
The Count of Caerwin Black by Lachenille reviews
Sirius Black was betrayed and left to die in Azkaban. Now, twenty-two years later, the enigmatic Count of Caerwin arrives in magical Great Britain. Is this truly his first visit? Why is he so interested in Harry Potter? What secrets does he harbor, and what are his mysterious intentions? A Harry Potter meets The Count of Monte Cristo story. Set in the world of HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 5/17 - Sirius B., Lucius M., Daphne G.
Harry Potter, Son of Primes by JediRhydon reviews
How different would Harry Potter's life be if he was adopted by a Cybertronian who chose to love him as her own child? He has the opportunity to have one of, if not the most unique family on Earth, as he and his friends bear witness to an ancient war that spanned eons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/17 - [Elita One, Optimus Prime] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
A Mayhew Story, Book Two: Ensign Mayhew by Stargaze73 reviews
The story of the life and love of Rachel Mayhew continues. Love, laughter, family, and friendship continue. Let's be about it!
Honor Harrington - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,633 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/12/2021
He just wanted a scotch by Douglette reviews
Severus really just wanted a scotch. Preferably Minerva's. Instead he now has to navigate parenting a teenager, hunting horcruxes and maintaining his own sanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 264,375 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 10/18/2021 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Severus S., Minerva M.
Kiss and Tell? by lucych.7 reviews
Not Canon. Ron slut shames Ginny publicly and hits Dean. The twins dare Hermione to kiss someone. She kisses two guys. For legal purposes, I'm obviously not J.K. Rowling. All I own are my plot bunnies. As usual: don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/12 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Heir of Gryffindor by Emrys2468 reviews
Harry discovers he is the Heir of Gryffindor, and with Godric's guidance he grows to become one of the most powerful wizards to have ever lived. With Hermione at his side, he strives for a better world. Only Voldemort stands in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,322 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 5/3/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Severus S., Godric G.
REWRITE: Dragons speak Parseltongue too, you know by Potterwatcher reviews
Rewrite of the original: Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this results in him bonding with one of her eggs as a Draconus Amicus. Watch as Harry navigates his new status, makes new friends, and discovers new enemies. Of course, Luna is involved and regularly breaks Hermione's brain along the way. And... Fred has a thing for McGonagall? Who knows. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,941 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 5,220 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 11/3/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Remember What I Forgot by AlwaysThatGuy reviews
Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort and fall of Harry Potter, footage emerges of a friend long thought dead. Finding him alive and unaware of his past, Hermione does what she does best. But with other factions in play and with nothing as it seems, how far will she go to find out the truth of what happened? H/HR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 348,425 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/18/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Draco M.
The Heart of the Champion by LadyCroussette reviews
When Hermione bought a pair of tickets for the 2000 British Grand Prix as a birthday gift to her big fan of Formula One father, she never imagined she would get to meet a very interesting raven-haired man with the most striking green eyes who would go on to change her life. / A fluffy Muggle!AU H/Hr story themed around Formula One.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 11/27/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
The Unexpected Vow by thelostlibrary1 reviews
Everyone knows about Bill and Fleur's wedding. Well what happens when the Wedding Minister gives the wrong vows? Now add in some of the Famous/Infamous Potter Luck. Good thing Harry doesn't have to worry about Dark Lords or jealous friends. Oh, wait. Nevermind. Well what could possible go wrong. Rate M for possible language/content. HP/HG/FD/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,125 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/11/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks]
The Ancient and Most Noble House of Potter by Invieri reviews
In a world larger and more complicated than anyone could expect, how will Harry Potter navigate and survive when raised by House Black – an Ancient and Noble family with a long and bloody history? Surrounded by powerful new players watch House Potter rise from the ashes of defeat and reclaim their place in the annals of history, by any means necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 671,887 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 5,539 - Updated: 12/10/2023 - Published: 5/29/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Voldemort
Dear Wizarding Britain by HarryPotterFangirl85 reviews
Harry has had enough and leaves Wizarding Britain at the start of his sixth year, but not before he published a scathing letter in The Daily Prophet. Let the chaos begin. (Unrelated to my Harry and Merope series.) (Rated for language and sexual situations.) Sporadic updates
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,801 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 3,067 - Updated: 11/20/2023 - Published: 4/26/2021 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Blaise Z., Hermione G.]
Proud Parents by RobSt reviews
Despite how impossible it seemed, Harry was sure his dad had saved the three of them from the dementors. After Hermione's time turner took them both back three hours, he was desperate to discover if who he'd seen casting that patronus was truly his dad. Harry certainly wasn't disappointed when his mum turned up instead, and changed the entire course of his life. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 259,899 - Reviews: 6614 - Favs: 8,549 - Follows: 11,118 - Updated: 11/10/2023 - Published: 3/25/2018 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
An Amalgamated Halloween by ordinaryguy2 reviews
Not wanting to face everyone in the tower after his name comes out of the Goblet, Harry wanders the halls of Hogwarts wondering how he can survive. Dobby hears and brings Harry to the Come-and-Go Room, which gives Harry an unexpected answer that also upturns several other plans. Dumbledore/Ron/Molly/Ginny bashing. HHr
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,733 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 10/23/2023 - Published: 10/1/2019
Trying To Save the World Here, You Mind? by Nemesis13 reviews
In which Voldemort in all his arrogance forgets why the eldest Potters are feared by all of the old blood, and in doing so, unleashes the full force of their family against him sending Wizarding Britain aflame. Now enjoy watching Lord Charlus and Lady Dorea Potter lead Harry, Sirius, and company into one hell of a ride complemented with Marauder level hijinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,802 - Updated: 10/1/2023 - Published: 12/17/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Charlus P., Dorea Black/Potter]
Lord Black's resurgence, redemption and revenge by JustHarrySirius reviews
Sequel to "What do blood, bruises, burns, belts and bites have in common?" Sirius Black is freed with help from the Goblins and his favorite godson, Harry Potter. What happens when Harry's abuse will come to light from the Dursleys and an unknown woman? Is Harry really a Serpentine Prince? AU with elements of PoA. Independent!Sirius, Manipulative!Dumbledore and Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,775 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 2,306 - Updated: 9/20/2023 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B.
A Mayhew Story, Book One: Cadet Mayhew by Stargaze73 reviews
Follow the life and times of Protector Benjamin Mayhew's daughter, Rachel Mayhew, when she leaves her sheltered life on Grayson to continue the tradition at the Royal Manticoran Naval Academy and beyond. Love, laughter, and friendship; it's all here.
Honor Harrington - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 122,016 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/31/2023 - Published: 9/28/2017
A Mother's Hug by Don't-Mind-If-I-Slytherin reviews
Fred awoke, not knowing what had happened. One minute, Percy was apologising and making jokes, the next minute he was waking up at something that looked like Kings Cross Station. He was okay wasn't he? He couldn't be... dead. Fortunately, someone was on hand to help him move on. Afterall, that's what mothers are for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2023 - Hermione G., Lily Evans P., George W., Fred W.
Master Of Dying by amandafayebooks reviews
One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. Again. Apparently, I'm rather good at it. It's honestly not that shocking. But then I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. I don't care what they do to me, but they fucked up when they killed Hermione. - ****STORY IS BEING CONTINUED ON A03. Start on A03!******
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 308,307 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 3/9/2023 - Published: 7/28/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Draco M.
Cronus by Deathbeast reviews
85 years after the love of his life, Hermione Granger, died; Harry Potter seeks out the God of Time. This story will contain strong language and potential violence towards members of the Weasley Clan. THERE WILL BE NO SEX OR SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,346 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/5/2023 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Who let the Dad out? woof! woof! by slytherinsal reviews
diverges from canon: start OOTP, Harry objects to Sirius being treated like an idiot child, & himself being disrespected. Weasley bashing, but some redemption, Manipulative! Dumbledore, Harmony after rocky start. Harry learns politics Marauder fashion, discovers family magic, breaks curses, has fun and oh, yeah, deals with that prophecy. Some twists from my warped imagination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,258 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 1/24/2023 - Published: 1/11/2023 - Complete
Watch by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 259,557 - Reviews: 2840 - Favs: 5,710 - Follows: 5,175 - Updated: 1/8/2023 - Published: 5/30/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Core Wars by old-crow reviews
New problems arise on the evening of the third task. This tale is a Great Wandout Challenge story. Effectively it is as if Unexpected Consequences had been like playing a role play game at the novice level. The Core War tale has a far harder set of challenges. While not a sequel, this story assumes that you've read Unintended Consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,855 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 1/3/2023 - Published: 11/4/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Mr. Granger, Ragnok - Complete
Let's Play a Game by Loads of Randomness reviews
A game of Monopoly is introduced to the Slytherin Common Room. Blaise is all for playing, Draco is having none of it and Daphne just wants to win. Needless to say, chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2022 - Published: 8/21/2022 - Draco M., Blaise Z., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Venom, Tears and Potions by Knife Hand reviews
Events during Second Year have far reaching consequences that no one could have foreseen. Chapter 8 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 10/5/2022 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
True Heir by Lexarius reviews
The true Heir of Slytherin arrives to the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/3/2022 - Published: 8/21/2022 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., A. Dippet - Complete
Angry, Overpowered Harry Potter by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. At Harry's August 1995 trial in front of the Wizengamot for use of underage magic and violating the Statute of Secrecy, Lucius Malfoy and Dolores Umbridge got Harry convicted, and got Harry sentenced to death by Kiss. ("Kind" Dumbledore asked that Harry be "merely" sent to Azkaban for life.) But as the Dementor is drawing close to Harry, something unexpected happens. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,839 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 8/1/2022 - Published: 3/29/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Sirius B., Amelia B.] - Complete
A Motherfucker Comes to Hogwarts by Dez101 reviews
This is pure crack taken seriously. What would happen if we replaced Dumbledore with Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson as Headmaster of Hogwarts. Rated T for Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/28/2022 - Published: 12/18/2021
Harry Potter and the Fleet by Christopher Perkins reviews
Magical Experiments had been spearheaded by Harry Potter's grandfather in the 1940s, creating a new race of people. In the summer of 1994, these "Kansen" uncovered the location of their creator's grandson and rescue him from Number Four. Join them as they navigate the upcoming storms and prove that not all is well in Magical Britain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,689 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 7/16/2022 - Published: 2/3/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sheffield, Hood - Complete
An Unlikely Will by HecateA reviews
In which Harry is given the earthly belongings of one Dobby of Hogwarts. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2022 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
Lilies for Lily by MossLynne reviews
During the summer break, Severus takes time to heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2022 - Severus S. - Complete
Meet The Grangers by CadenceIX reviews
After his sixth year Harry is introduced to the Grangers as Hermione's boyfriend, and things don't go as her father planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/7/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger] - Complete
to be deserving of peace by TheOxen reviews
The anniversary is always the hardest, but it's also when she smiles brightest. His memory lives on in her, and his memory deserves a smile attached to it. So she thinks about then, about the good and bad, and the love which never faded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Walk Away From Magic by Hippothestrowl reviews
After accidentally drinking a mind-clarifying potion, Harry renounces magic when told he is in the Triwizard Tournament. He walks away from the magical community to begin a new life as a Squib in the Muggle world. However, he sees no harm in taking advantage of what magic he can!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,255 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 4/7/2022 - Published: 3/24/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
End of the Day by hmweasley reviews
It's the end of the day, and all Poppy wants to do is sit down and rest. Unfortunately, the students are getting in the way of that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2022 - Remus L., James P., Severus S., Poppy P. - Complete
We're No Strangers To Each Other by LadyCroussette reviews
Following the death of sixteen-year-old Harry at the hands of Voldemort, the Order of the Phoenix get desperate and decide to summon a Chosen One from another dimension. When nobody appears, they believe they failed, and try again. But, they didn't. As they repeated the ritual, more and more Harrys landed right outside Headquarters, one more confused than the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 181 - Published: 3/24/2022 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Worried Father at Number 4 Privet Drive by VerifiedSolipsism reviews
Dudley has kept a respectful distance to spare Harry from having to dredge up painful memories. But strange things are happening at Number 4 Privet Drive, and a father's worry overrides a former bully's guilt. This is my go at an Epilogue-compliant Harry/Dudley reconciliation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2022 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Next Day Problems by Loads of Randomness reviews
What's a St Patrick Day without leprechauns and drinking? Callen is of the opinion that it would be a whole lot less bother. Inspired by TFR's St Patrick's Day Prompt #1
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2022 - G. Callen, S. Hanna, Hetty L. - Complete
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 268,292 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 4,206 - Follows: 5,384 - Updated: 2/16/2022 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Of Rumours And Bystanders by DarthGhengis reviews
Based on a Fic prompt from the HMS Harmony Valentine's Day Fest 2022, placed in the story. In short, Viktor Krum approaches Hermione about certain rumours he overheard about Harry and herself - the conversation leads to realisations between Harry and Hermione about their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/13/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Viktor K. - Complete
The Modern Potters by SomeGuiltyPleasures reviews
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Da—Oh My God!" "No! No!" Cried Lily covering herself with the bedsheet that had fallen to the floor. "NOTHING'S HAPPENING!" James cried, jumping away from Lily. The plot of "Caught in the Act" episode of Modern Family, but with the Potters If They Lived Because James Potter as a father is Phil Dunphy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
An Unusual Fellowship by headcanonsandmore reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Luna and Neville find themselves "swapped" with Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin. And, because Harry can't catch a break, this now means he has to take the One Ring to Mount Doom. Luckily, Frodo isn't the only one with a "ride or die" best friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Unintended Consequences (The Great Wandout) by old-crow reviews
Almost everyone within miles of Little Hangleton loses access to their magic. Who suffers? Who finds ways to benefit? Post Riddle tale. Workplace Harmony. Lots of O-Cs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 302,650 - Reviews: 3520 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 1/27/2022 - Published: 6/18/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Amelia B., Mr. Granger - Complete
Harry Potter and the Attack of the Dalek by Laid-Back Brit reviews
Harry Potter/Doctor Who Crossover. Voldemort has set out to kill Harry again - and this time, he plans to carry out his evil plan in a different way. Instead of relying on dark magic and his sinister followers, You-Know-Who is using a strange deadly robot to take out the boy wizard. Will Harry Potter be exterminated? Find out in this mad crossover between two British institutions!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2022 - Daleks, Harry P. - Complete
In Which Harry Knows About Monty Python by LOBlack reviews
Desperate to escape from Quirrell, Harry thinks of a way to distract him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/6/2022 - Harry P. - Complete
Acceptance by hermoine snape reviews
What if Petunia mended her relationship with Lily and James? This story will show them in a new light of a loving family and they treat Harry like a son instead of house elf. What happen when Harry enters Hogwarts? Will love bloom between Harry and his best friend. Read and review. I hope you enjoy this different take on a story. Romance later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/6/2022 - Published: 6/29/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Petunia D., Vernon D.
Tick Tick Boom by The Majestic Dophin reviews
Her knitting needles sound like the ticking of the hands on her clock. As if Molly herself is counting down the seconds and she is the one keeping them all alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2021 - Ron W., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Hermione's Prophecy by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. 30th October 1991—the night before the troll attacks Hermione in the lavatory, Hermione hears a prophecy about herself, Harry (the "true friend"), Ron (the "false friend") and Dumbledore ("the bearded liar"). Eventual H/Hr. Bashing of Dumbledore and of the three evil Weasleys. Alternate title: "For once the adults do their bloody jobs."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,237 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 12/18/2021 - Published: 10/18/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Parvati P., Lavender B. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Black's Family Legacy by Westarcher reviews
Harry Potter disappears the summer after the fourth year, but returns during his trial a changed youth, he's more mature. Making new friends and new enemies, Harry must face betrothal contracts, and Ancient Houses all while navigating politics and still dealing with the threat of Voldemort. Updated for January 2023.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 162,276 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 12/1/2021 - Published: 2/10/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter, et al, and the Keystone Council by OlegGunnarsson reviews
All his life, Harry Potter had heard voices inside his head. He never expected to learn that the voices were his own. Five different Harry Potters, from five different worlds, must work together to survive life, school, and the second war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 221,546 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 11/30/2021 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Harry P.
A Bit of Solace by Summerwinds1206 reviews
Draco always knew Ronald Weasley was a moron. He considered him to sometimes be dumber than a troll, or at least stupid enough to get one on his exams. The blonde didn't realize how much of an idiot he really was, though, until he found a bushy-haired Gryffindor sitting in an alcove by herself, trying to control the tears streaming down her face...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2021 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Perfect Sun Tan by Elsbeth Ravensblood reviews
Daphne Greengrass insults Hermione. Hermione hexes her. Draco Malfoy suffers the consequences. What does a sun tan have to do with it? This is not Hermione Granger doing a prank. No no, not at all. No way. Never ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/13/2021 - Published: 5/12/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
See Clearly Now by thealmostrhetoricalquestion reviews
"I'd like permission to take one of the First Years into Diagon Alley," Harry says, and really, Professor McGonagall should be used to him by now. She doesn't need to sigh like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/11/2021 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The True Confessions of Croaking Chocolate by alternativeneem reviews
Stimulated by a cup of Chocolate Frog hot cocoa, Harry confides in Sirius about the bruises under his shirt. In return, Sirius speaks of how he escaped Azkaban. A canon-compliant "deleted scene" style oneshot set in the House of Black during Book 5 (Order of the Phoenix).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2021 - Harry P., Sirius B., Crookshanks - Complete
The Good, The Bad and The Wily by aldrinejoseph2 reviews
Wile E. Coyote's latest attempts to catch the Road Runner won't help him at all!
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2021 - Wile E. Coyote, Road Runner - Complete
In search of a place to hang a pointy hat by Skyknight1987 reviews
Harry's thoughts on the houses he's lived in over the years, and the one that became home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/6/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Ritual by KeepSmiling1 reviews
Winky visits Dobby's gravesite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2021 - Harry P., Dobby, Winky - Complete
And the Heart Aches, Full of Dreams and Grief by Proton6 reviews
Happy endings are but fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Royal Ward by Catstaff reviews
Based on "Hatal Fart Attack" by Corwalch, "Royal Ward" follows the changes in Harry's life after he gains the personal attention of the Queen. My thanks to Corwalch for permission to write a sequel. Reading "Hatal Fart Attack" first is recommended, but not absolutely required. Please note that this story begins in 1989, shortly before Harry turns 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 312,113 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 6,974 - Follows: 7,368 - Updated: 10/30/2021 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13552 - Favs: 6,814 - Follows: 5,623 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
Marry The Man Today by OrianD'Cate reviews
"Marriage is a long business." Even longer when you're already planning it out at thirteen. Why, exactly, is Tracey Davis doing that very thing? Why, as a birthday present for her girlfriend Daphne, who's had the biggest crush on Harry Potter since forever, of course! And she has the perfect plan to drive him straight into Daphne's arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 237 - Published: 10/20/2021 - [Harry P., Tracey D., Daphne G., Hermione G.]
Best Idea by Loads of Randomness reviews
[Falling Series #8] Set in Hallowe'en 2008. Tonks has a fantastic idea for Hallowe'en Costumes for her and Remus but decides to leave Remus completely in the dark until the big day. Which never boded well
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2021 - Remus L., N. Tonks, OC, Teddy L. - Complete
Percy Weasley the Daycare Teacher by Batmanfan12 reviews
Instead of returning to the Ministry after the war was over, Percy decided to become a daycare teacher at the newly formed daycare/primary school for magical youth. He's learned that kids really do say the darndest things
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2021 - Percy W., OC - Complete
A Marauder's Trip to a Strip Club by sheltie reviews
Sirius urges James and Remus to go with him to a strip club. Nothing can go wrong with that, right? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/15/2021 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter: A Change of Direction by greenchild24 reviews
Who knew that deciding to take a walk after the Goblet of Fire could change your life? Especially when all you want is a little help... H/HR already handwritten.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 194,705 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 10/10/2021 - Published: 5/14/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rebuilding by Bellmelk reviews
George knows he's meant to rebuild. That's what you do, isn't it? You wipe away the tears, suck in a deep brief, and rebuild your life - brick by brick, stone by stone, memory by memory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2021 - George W. - Complete
The Trouble with Toffees by Quills Parchment and Spells reviews
Lily pranks the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2021 - Lily Evans P., Marlene M., Marauders - Complete
Harry Potter and the Smallest Change by BurningFlames reviews
What would the Wizarding World be like if Severus Snape convinced Voldemort to attack the Longbottoms instead of the Potters that fateful Halloween? How would Harry's life have turned out with a loving and supportive family? What would Neville be like as the BWL, having grown up in the spotlight, like Dumbledore had feared in Canon? Harry/Fleur. Hufflepuff Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 258,715 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 9/29/2021 - Published: 9/18/2021 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Rise of an Archmagus by ScaryPotato1556 reviews
After the events in the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat makes an odd request to Harry Potter while he is in Dumbledore's office. Following the request, certain facts are brought into light. This story is about what happens when Harry is helped by some competent adults around him to achieve the destiny that he has to fulfill, and become an archmagus on the way. Eventually H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 164,565 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 2,699 - Updated: 9/23/2021 - Published: 3/9/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M.
Why We Don't Talk About Him by LondonsWhereMyHeartIs reviews
Ever wondered why the Weasleys don't talk about their squib cousin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/20/2021 - Molly W., Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orders of the Fraudster by DSLeo reviews
A new life! A new school! A new set of dangers! This is not why Harry and Hermione left Hogwarts, but Sirius will fix it… (Now a long story, per my godson's demands, pls read AN)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,795 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/8/2021 - Published: 8/10/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Meeting Requirements by Stanrick reviews
Amidst the political turmoil and ubiquitous madness of their fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione are about to discover that sometimes in life, in order to find the right way to go, one is first required to get properly stuck. Apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 117,928 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 9/1/2021 - Published: 8/8/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ron Weasley and the Power of Populism by Muusad reviews
In which Ron Weasley faces the consequences of poor decision making fueled by copious amounts of alcohol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2021 - Published: 2/15/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Daphne Can't Communicate by Professor Donger reviews
A regular Saturday get-together between a girl and her friend, a talking hat, results in two unexpected friendships along with possibly even romance. Harry/Daphne Oneshot. Inspired by the Manga Komi Can't Communicate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 257 - Published: 8/22/2021 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Albus D., Tracey D. - Complete
Hasta la Vista, Tommy by TomHRichardson reviews
In 2057, elderly Hermione Granger builds a shapeshifting female Terminator, and sends it/her back in time to 1995. In June of 1995, in the Little Hangleton graveyard, Harry and Cedric, and Peter, Tom and Nagini meet what seems to be a naked young woman with apple-red, bushy hair. This is an H/Hr crossover alternate-universe story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Terminator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,259 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 8/21/2021 - Published: 7/12/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Cedric D., T-1000 - Complete
Mudblood Magic Know it All by DreadCanary reviews
This is literally just Hermione Granger singing about herself in a parody of "Modern Major General"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2021 - Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Liars by DSLeo reviews
Of course, Harry's name came out of the goblet. Hermione knows this is all wrong, but who can she trust? Will their plan save Harry? AU/non-canon/see AN pls
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 186 - Published: 8/5/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Those Dead Eyes (Harry Potter) by UsernameFilters reviews
Minerva McGonagall reflects on Severus's death after the final battle of Hogwarts. (Based on the last movie)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2021 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Deep Breaths by hmweasley reviews
Neville helps Hagrid accept that it's time for Fang to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2021 - Rubeus H., Neville L., Fang - Complete
Wellerman by Everette Rose reviews
Not sure how to summarize this other than Hogwarts has a mini concert I guess. Either way go ahead and check it out if you're interested! Note: I can see you noticed the mentioned characters, no they're not together, they're literally the only named people in the story. Also F!Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2021 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Last Nine Pieces by HecateA reviews
Molly Weasley has made a baby quilt for every single one of her grandchildren. When she passes away just before her final grandchild is born, the granddaughter named after her isn't about to let her record break. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2021 - Percy W., Molly W., Molly W. II - Complete
The Unwilling Reaper by StickyKeys1 reviews
On the fateful night of October 31st, 1981, James Potter sees someone he seems to recognise. For the unwilling reaper, it's a moment he'll never forget as he leads a familiar soul to their death. [For QLFC, Round 9.9]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2021 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Trifecta by potter8668 reviews
This is a Champions of Lilith story featuring Harry, Hermione, and Luna. The three go back in time to save their future, Weasley and Dumbledore bashing will be featured strongly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 6/27/2021 - Published: 5/19/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Fight Protect Survive by The Majestic Dophin reviews
James laughed, throwing his head back and dancing around her attacks, matching her spell for spell. Lily's wand twisted and flicked, blurring into a mess of lights and sparks. She forgot about the room. She forgot about the Dueling Club. She forgot her own name, her mind filled with one goal. Disarm the rat-bastard, James Potter. / A Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2021 - Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Packed Away by The Majestic Dophin reviews
Remus packs away Sirius' belongings. /A oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2021 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Feeling blue by bea writes reviews
It's almost time to go to Hogwarts, and Victoire isn't sure about what she wants to do. If only she could decide where she wants to spend her academic life without dissapointing anyone...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2021 - Fleur D., OC, Victoire W. - Complete
The Debt by KeepSmiling1 reviews
Rumor has it that someone is offering ward services to the werewolves, for free. Remus and Sirius tagteam the most likely suspect to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2021 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., OC - Complete
Petunia's Next Great Adventure (She demands to see the manager) by ForeverTheValentine reviews
After Petunia's freakish nephew finally left them in peace, she and her perfectly normal family went on to live perfectly normal lives. And then Petunia dies (not that she knows it yet). Lily welcomes her to the afterlife. (Because I wanted something where Petunia faces her sister to answer for her crimes. Cross-posted on AO3.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2021 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Harry Casts a Curse by TomHRichardson reviews
29th October 1990: Whilst hiding from Dudley, Harry reads a book in the school library, CAMPFIRE TALES FOR BOYS. Four years and two days later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Harry tries something that he had read about in that children's book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 6/7/2021 - Published: 5/30/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D. - Complete
Mum? Dad? We Need to Talk by LogorrheicMorosophist reviews
At age eighteen, Hermione Granger has been known as the brightest witch of her age. Realistically, she knows the choice she has to make is the smart one, but nobody told her it would be so hard. A double drabble in which Hermione talks to her parents before changing their memories. This is my first fanfiction. Please be nice. For my parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2021 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Proper Biscuit by Renny236 reviews
Harry and Hermione head out for a hot breakfast to plan their honeymoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/1/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
When Harry Met Hermione by emmy-award-writes reviews
Harry accidentally touches a cursed amulet. Hilarity ensues, and maybe, just maybe, he falls in love (and finally gets a shag) along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/1/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
That Awful Boy and That Awful Girl by Lady Hill reviews
Some time around The Order of the Phoenix, Snape and Petunia reunite and talk about Harry and Lily. Petunia opens up about some unresolved and unsaid feelings that she has for both of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2021 - Severus S., Petunia D.
Hermione got pissed by lhei.jm12 reviews
Hermione got pissed and Draco got scared
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Brief Encounters by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
"Is this why you joined the D.A.?" he asked. "To protect your sister?" "You always sell yourself short," she answered, never breaking stride before disappearing from sight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 443 - Published: 5/28/2021 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 5/23/2021 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Molly's Troubles by Ironhidensh reviews
Molly knows that best friends Harry and Ginny Are perfect for each other. If only they could see it. While visiting WWW, she will find something to help them along, but be careful what you wish for!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/22/2021 - Published: 4/14/2021 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Molly W. - Complete
The Will of Harry Potter by GryffindorTom reviews
Harry Potter had died at the age of 28, a Killing Curse hitting him from an escaped Death Eater who had aimed to kill the youngest Head Auror in the history of the Ministry of Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/18/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Serpent Mommy by AlmaArachnidFriendEmpress reviews
Six year old Harry, abandoned at the park one night, meets a kind talking serpent. Her name is Nagini. Once a human, once a witch, she claims. Their lives become entwined, as two destinies are altered in unexpected ways!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 133,201 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 5/16/2021 - Published: 2/15/2021 - Harry P., Nagini
Sliding Doors by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
James Potter made a vow to himself that his seventh year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry would be different. He would be responsible, kind, and (hopefully) get the girl. Yes, this year would be different. He had no idea...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,652 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 5/16/2021 - Published: 9/1/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Pinecones by Qoheleth reviews
Just another drabble to add to my list of "replies to ff clichés I've seen once too often".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2021 - Voldemort - Complete
Narcissa Black, Lord Potter's Concubine by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. During the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort kills Lucius Malfoy for desertion. Twenty-nine days later, Queen Elizabeth ends the Treaty of Separation of Magical Britain from Nonmagical Britain. By then, Harry Potter has a wife (Hermione), a concubine (Narcissa), lordship of twenty Houses and custody of Voldemort's daughter Delphini.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,247 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 5/9/2021 - Published: 3/30/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Narcissa M. - Complete
Honey, the Kids Stole the Invisibility Cloak and I'm Scared by HarmoniousEclipse reviews
Harry forgets to lock the trunk containing his Invisibility Cloak from his five-year-old children. Need I say more? Pure humor, don't take this seriously. Harry's kids are chaotic evil, Hermione is a dictator who doesn't take crap from nobody (especially Harry), and Rose just kinda goes along with everything. Co-written and revised with and by MilkTwist (who is on AO3)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/8/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dursley Hogwarts by ynotlleb reviews
Sequel to "Return to Privet Drive". Dudley Dursley's son gets a letter from Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2021 - Published: 5/6/2021 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Dudley D., OC - Complete
Tickled Pink by TooManyRavens reviews
"Why, James, why?" It's no wonder that the Marauders didn't successfully become Animagi on their first try. So when a half-transformed James Potter runs into a mischievous Lily Evans, things get a little... weird. Or, at least, colorful. How ever will the Marauders get themselves out of this one, without tipping any teachers off, being seen by students, or spoiling Remus' surprise?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2021 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
To Hell and Back by The Majestic Dophin reviews
"Yet I met Black on my last inspection of Azkaban. I was shocked at how normal Black seemed. He spoke quite normally to me. It was unnerving." / Fudge meets Black in Azkaban, the missing scene from PoA. A Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2021 - Sirius B., Cornelius F.
Two Potters and their Muggleborn Witches by LadyCroussette reviews
A certain Potter and his muggleborn girlfriend are happily walking back to Gryffindor Tower, having just come from the Slug Club Christmas party when they encounter another Potter and his muggleborn girlfriend. Thinking they might be impostors, they decide to interrogate them with Veritaserum. They are quite shocked to learn of their real identities! ONE-SHOT -/ EDIT: Fixed chapt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/1/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Goodbye And A Show by HecateA reviews
If Walburga Black thinks her son is so unlovable, well... Euphemia Potter is happy to prove her wrong right on the train platform. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2021 - Sirius B., James P., Walburga B., Euphemia P. - Complete
For Better or for Worse by konnij reviews
A series of short, humorous and/or sweet scenes of mundane domestic life with Harry and Hermione. This is my first attempt... be kind. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Back in the Ring by Theoretical-Optimist reviews
Dudley Dursley finally learns to accept and respect wizards. Written for Round 8 of THC Year 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2021 - Dudley D. - Complete
Snape and the Troll Classroom by RainCityWriter reviews
Snape decides to take on FF's trolls, with his trademark charm and sternness. When this author gets sick of explaining the difference between abuse and feedback, Snape takes over. Funny, true, and oh so satisfying for any author that has dealt with this FF menace. Warnings: Discussions of what people object to in ff including spanking and violence, and some strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2021 - Complete
Harry Potter, Backwards with a Vengeance by DWDuck reviews
Harry Potter dies for the 7th time, forcing Death to have a face to skull talk with the young man. After learning of the betrayals heaped upon him, as well as the horrors Voldemort and his followers would go on to perpetrate, Harry agrees to go back as an employee of Death, LLC. This story is an adult comedy based loosely on the Reptilia28 challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 4/26/2021 - Published: 4/1/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
A One Night Stand In Three Acts by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
The war had been won, Harry had become an Auror, and Hermione had returned to Hogwarts for her final year. What happens when two best friends reunite after realizing that absence does indeed make the heart grow fonder? Also, alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 174 - Published: 4/26/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
All Because Of by muggledad reviews
A little drabble to kickstart my muse. A variation on a time travel story. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,128 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 4/15/2021 - Published: 6/4/2020 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Word of Harmony by Ikuni Hattori reviews
A drabble series featuring the word of the day from Dictionary dot com . All focused on Harmony. non-linear; Voldemort Free World. No guarantees that this will be every day. But hopefully close enough. 3/16-haimish: homey; cozy and unpretentious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 21,869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/14/2021 - Published: 12/29/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Princess Bride by zurimadison reviews
Dueling. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. Miracles. True love. A Romione reimaging of The Princess Bride. Magical AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,812 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2021 - Published: 2/21/2021 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
What Are You Doing Here? by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
What if Harry had insisted Hermione stay in the tent with him before the 1st Task? Starts from GoF movie scene where Dumbledore notices Hermione in the tent before 1st Task - after that book based. H/Hr friendship into relationship - strong Harmony throughout. Majorly Expanded version of my similar title previous story. Ron/Molly bashing. Ch 1-24 4th year, 25-42 Summer before 5th
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 107,853 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 4/9/2021 - Published: 12/1/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Interrogated by The Majestic Dophin reviews
Once the Veritaserum had settled in his mind, Remus placed his hands on the table, wincing as the Sticking Charm took hold and glueing his hands to the wood. He wouldn't be able to leave until they allowed it. / Remus is arrested and questioned after the escape of Sirius Black. A Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2021 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Most Splendid Expedition by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
It's been five years since the Battle of Hogwarts and Luna's fascination with magical creatures has waned. But before fully moving on to other pursuits there is one elusive prey she is determined to capture. The poor boy doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 188 - Published: 4/1/2021 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Siriusly Drunk About Girls by Stargon1 reviews
"Harry and Sirius end up drunk one night Christmas of fifth year. Harry ends up telling Sirius about the mortifying poem in his second year. Sirius guffaws after hearing Harry recite it and proclaims, 'I thought Hermione was better with words than that'" (full summary in chapter 1) - a Prompt Challenge from the H.M.S. Harmony discord channel. A five-chapter story (for now).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,760 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 3/25/2021 - Published: 2/14/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Quack by TomHRichardson reviews
HUMOUR. In the Infirmary, Harry is told he has an unusual magical ailment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/24/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Poppy P. - Complete
My Heart Yearns for You by Proton6 reviews
There was not a year that she did not come. And how many, pray tell, has it already been?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/13/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Padfoot's Last Run by MarieKavanagh reviews
The one consolation Remus can find on the morning after a night out on Order business is the promise of a warm, sunny day ahead. But at the prospect of the one person who truly needs a good dose of sunshine in their life being denied the opportunity to enjoy even this most simple of pleasures, Remus takes matters into his own hands and orchestrates a bid for freedom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2021 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Snorkackic Trio by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. August 1995, when Harry and Dudley are attacked by Dementors, Luna and Hermione are at the playground too. The girls are too young to legally do magic to help Harry, but they are reliable eyewitnesses, and this makes all the difference afterwards. This summer, Hermione has defied Dumbledore's orders to not write to Harry. H/Hr story; Luna is their mutual friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,273 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 3/7/2021 - Published: 1/9/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L. - Complete
Dragon Date by Andrius reviews
Harry's botched spell during the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament transforms the fierce Hungarian Horntail into an only slightly less fierce woman. When Professor McGonagall insists he attend the Yule Ball and represent Hogwarts with dignity, he suddenly knows exactly who to invite as his date. Harry/Hungarian Horntail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 3/7/2021 - Published: 2/25/2021 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Time Sands by The Majestic Dophin reviews
A police box lands broken on the corner of Privet Drive. If Harry can help the Doctor fix it, maybe Harry will get to see Sirius again... A Oneshot
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/6/2021 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS, Harry P., Stan S. - Complete
It's Not What It Looks Like by The Majestic Dophin reviews
Four times it wasn't what it looked like... And one time it was. Fun Marauder craic fic. A Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2021 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
An Old Pureblood Tradition by LadyCroussette reviews
Professor Harry Potter often used the Marauder's Map when patrolling Hogwarts during the night. He wasn't very pleased when, one day, he found the dots of Rose Potter, his daughter and Frank Longbottom II, his godson, together in a broom cupboard. Harry could have reacted in many ways but Marauder blood won out and decided to prank them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/27/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Neville L., Hannah A.] - Complete
Woes of a Professor Surrounded by Hormonal Teenagers by Maddie's Lullaby reviews
... or how Professor Minerva McGonagall, despite her best efforts, keeps getting invested in the Potters' love lives. After the first two, you'd think she would have gotten used to it. Rated just in case. Features James, Harry, James Sirius, Albus Severus, and Lily Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/27/2021 - Published: 2/21/2021 - Harry P., James P., Minerva M., James S. P. - Complete
Of Books and Seduction by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
Hermione will do anything just to get unlimited access to Potter Library. As an Unspeakable, she needed all the books she could find. As a woman, well, she loved the adorable idiot, Harry Potter. So, "Operation Potter Library" begins...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 172 - Published: 2/26/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Small Change by Couchpotato88 reviews
What if Peter Pettigrew did not escape. How could that affect the ending to the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/20/2021 - Published: 2/6/2021 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S.
Mash Against the Clock by Charbo2576 reviews
Mistakes happen. Some mistakes have minor consequences. Some...can be rather dire. It's a race against the clock for Lily to find an antidote for James because of a careless mistake by Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2021 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B. - Complete
Peter meets the interns by Astraea717 reviews
Peter Parker meets the interns of Stark Industries.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/15/2021 - OC, Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Caught in the Act by miniandminie reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are sneaking out of bed when they hear someone kissing in a room at Grimmauld Place. The question is: who? Remus/Tonks. RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/15/2021 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
One Picture can get you a lot of Girls by sheltie reviews
A group of girls are in the middle of cleaning Harry's place along with Sirius and Remus when they stumble upon a photograph. Warning Ginny bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/15/2021 - Harry P., Susan B., Padma P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Day for Firsts by LordBob49 reviews
Fed up of having so many disastrous dates with bad partners, Harry and Hermione always spend their Valentine's day with each other. An offhand comment by someone makes them realize that perhaps the reason they spend Valentine's Day together was not that they couldn't find good partners for themselves but because they were the perfect partners for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2021 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Kiss Cam by Untold Harmony reviews
"Gred and Forge are proud to present our newest invention, and a muggle sporting tradition... the kiss cam!" Written for the HMS Harmony Discord Server Valentine's Day 2021 event.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/14/2021 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Until The End by ninazenikcult reviews
The Potters are in hiding from Voldemort and despite every protective measure they have taken to keep their family safe, James is afraid. This is a romantic James and Lily one shot from James's perspective as he struggles with his hopes and fears of what is to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2021 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
The Curfew Loophole by Stormgate reviews
The Mauraders come to their latest meeting with McGonagall with an argument about why they are not in trouble. (Inspired by a Facebook post I saw.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2021 - Minerva M. - Complete
Disco Deer by Charbo2576 reviews
Remus needs some cheering up. James knows just the thing to change his friend's frown into a smile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2021 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Rage in the Machine by Charbo2576 reviews
At the wedding reception of Dudley and his new wife, Ginny has a tense encounter with Petunia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/26/2021 - Ginny W., Petunia D., OC - Complete
what i do best by glespa reviews
Rumour has it, Molly Weasley makes the best sweaters. And don't Slytherins deserve the best?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2021 - Ron W., Draco M., Molly W. - Complete
Charity Burbage and the Scary Muggle World by Bitten and Hisses reviews
Muggle Studies seems to be a complete waste of time, even for the purebloods. With concepts that are half a century and more out of date, it's time for the Muggle Studies Professor, Charity Burbage, to begin learning a bit about how much has changed out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/19/2021 - Minerva M., Charity B., Mrs. Granger - Complete
The Bolt by Theoretical-Optimist reviews
Kingsley Shacklebolt agrees to participate in the reopening of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes. Written for Round 1 of Year 7 of THC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2021 - Ron W., George W., Kingsley S. - Complete
Non Expecto Patronum by HarmoniousConvergence reviews
After Harry and Hermione have their rollicking time travel adventure at the end of Prisoner of Azkaban, they settle down to sleep next to each other in the hospital wing. But Hermione has a final question about Harry's unprecedented use of advanced magic. The answer is certainly not anything she could have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/17/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Matter of Names by CitrusChickadee reviews
In which Harry and Ginny have a discussion on their middle child's name. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2021 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P. - Complete
The King is our Weasley by PaperConduit reviews
5th Year AU: During the Ravenclaw/Gryffinddor Quidditch Match, Harry and Hermione don't get Hagrid's request to leave the game and see Grawp. Witness the reactions that could've been if Ron's two best friends witness him overcoming his doubts and walking out as the Quidditch King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2021 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
You're Not Busy, Right? by LordBob49 reviews
"Because Hermione knows Harry better than Harry knows himself, she already has marked on her calendar the day Harry will propose to her." HHr drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/31/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
To Her Glory by SuperNinjaCrossbowGirl reviews
Hermione finds a book in Grimmauld Place with strange ideas and traditions. 1755: Polina Malfoy publishes Traditional Britannia, A Return to Her Glory. A combination of traditional values and new customs meant to preserve blood lines, protect the magical word and promote the unity of Houses. Hermione asks Harry to try one. Chapter 18: Kneeling to a Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/17/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Something's gone terribly wrong by The Kubrickian reviews
In which Ron's master plan to get Harry and Hermione together fails successfully? Rated T for language, short one-shot, fluff abounds!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/6/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Angry Grim Reaper by TomHRichardson reviews
My answer to Reptilia28's challenge. Six times has Harry Potter died young instead of killing Tom Riddle and marrying his soulmate Hermione. The seventh time that Harry's soul is sent into his younger body, Harry keeps his older memories and he has a plan. But if he fails, both his body and soul shall die. An H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and our most unfavourite Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,067 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 11/13/2020 - Published: 8/21/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Witchling by Astraea717 reviews
One minute, Hermione's researching her favorite blue cube. The next, she's saving the world. The Brightest Witch of Her Age finds a place for herself amongst the Avengers, changing everything. And to think she only wanted to get her tesseract back.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,379 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 11/7/2020 - Published: 9/19/2020 - [Hermione G., Loki] Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Hermione Throatslasher: Goblin King by Potterwatcher reviews
"They were addressing her as though they thought that she was the friggin' goblin king, which she was pretty sure she was both the wrong gender and species for." Poor Hermione. All she wanted was to get her supplies in Diagon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 282 - Published: 11/3/2020
Little Things by PkScholar reviews
Summary: Harry's always been oblivious to the female species, especially when it comes to the feelings of a certain best friend of his. But in 5th year, a series of little things between Harry and Hermione turns into something more. One-shot, fluff, H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/3/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twisted Path by Xetarma reviews
When Minerva McGonagall discovers that Harry Potter's relatives intend to keep him from attending Hogwarts, she takes matters into her own hands. But when Harry comes to Diagon Alley one day early, it sets events into motion that end with him and his friend, Hermione Granger, sorted into Slytherin. Now the two of them must somehow tame the House of the Snakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 438,494 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 4,565 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 9/15/2020 - Published: 11/6/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Daphne G. - Complete
The Art of Charming Muggles by MeganRachel09 reviews
Lily would be lying if she claimed to have forgotten to tell her parents about her boyfriend or his impending visit. Really, she was just too nervous at the thought of introducing a boy to her parents for the first time. She should have known James Potter would have no trouble charming his way into her parents' good graces. He fit perfectly in every aspect of her life. Pure Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/14/2020 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Turn in Time Saves Nine by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Prisoner of Azkaban alternate ending. When they meet Sirius Black in the Shrieking Shack, instead of getting caught, Hermione grabs Harry and Time-Turns them away. Just like Dumbledore asked her to at the start of the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 236 - Published: 8/29/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Ice Princess by Captain Cranium reviews
Harry finds out the unexpected reason the Slytherins keep calling Daphne Greengrass an Ice Princess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/10/2020 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
99 Days by Ruthy4vrSmoaked reviews
Hermione needed some time away from loving couples and her lonely reality. Draco was stuck with a non-refundable pre-honeymoon cruise and decided not to let it go to waste. 99 days on board of the ship Arcadia. Peace, sun and sea. That was the plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 180,811 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 8/6/2020 - Published: 12/3/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sudden Downpours by whitetiger91 reviews
Andromeda Tonks is not usually superstitious, but she knows sudden downpours have always brought her and Ted luck.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2020 - [Andromeda T., Ted T.] N. Tonks - Complete
The Surrey Puma by the ghost of sirius black reviews
At forty years old, Dudley Dursley is living on Privet Drive with his wife and three magical daughters. What happens when a mysterious creature starts terrorizing the residents of Little Whinging? A slice-of-life one-shot. Rated T because married people still lust after each other, and because Luna isn't shy about showing off her bum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2020 - Dudley D., OC - Complete
Knit One, Purl One by Gaia caecilia reviews
AKA: The Grannies strike back. Hermione joins the Knitting Guild of the Wizarding World and discovers that there are those out there more powerful than Voldemort, Dumbledore or the Ministry. This is a short, silly story of how the ancient matriarchs of the Wizarding world take on Voldemort and win, then reform the world in their image, that is to say, far better mannered of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 129 - Published: 6/8/2020 - Complete
Up To No Good by Untold Harmony reviews
With great power comes great responsibility. As the second oldest Potter child in Hogwarts, Henry Potter was tasked to be the keeper of the magical document which showed all of the school. He only uses it for emergencies though, since his parents stressed the importance of responsibility. Besides, he definitely wasn't ready to see what he saw on the Marauder's Map. [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/13/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Her Warmth by SolEmrys Ashebourne reviews
Harry goes to Hermione instead of the Leaky Cauldron after the Aunt Marge incident in PoA
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/5/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Dobby's Deceit by La Morraine reviews
What if Dobby bound himself to Harry without Harry knowing about it? How would that influence the story? [Harry/Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 378,980 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 5,812 - Follows: 7,440 - Updated: 4/16/2020 - Published: 1/19/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dobby
Deep Magics by Lightseed reviews
As Aslan walks toward his demise an old friend accompanies him. The Master of Death swears to guard his friend's Soul. *Complete!*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/31/2020 - Harry P., Aslan, Lucy Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Bet by The Goode Ravenclaw reviews
If Hermione Granger ends up with Harry Potter both of you will give me 20 galleons. if she ends up with Mr. Weasley, Severus and I will both give you, Minerva 20 galleons, and if she ends up with Mr. Malfoy, Minerva and I will give Severus 20 galleons each. Deal?” Dumbledore asked "Deal." "Deal." OR Hogwarts has a gambling problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/4/2020 - Published: 3/4/2019 - Albus D., Minerva M., Hermione G., Severus S.
The Right of Conquest by TC.Hand reviews
A few weeks after the Battle of Hogwarts Harry gets a letter from Gringotts about his accounts. It turns out that he just inherited a lot from Voldemort! Who knew that the Right of Conquest was still a thing? Now, Harry doesn't just have property and money but ownership of lives as well. Will they accept his offer of redemption? Will they ever heal from the horrors of war? HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,400 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 2,858 - Follows: 4,036 - Updated: 2/25/2020 - Published: 6/10/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Hermione G., Draco M.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18843 - Favs: 38,649 - Follows: 20,235 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Calm to Her Storm by writerspassion18 reviews
Death isn't easy, and Hermione is barely keeping herself afloat after Ron is gone. After an unlikely friendship between her kids and Draco Malfoy's son brews, something unlikely blossoms between Hermione and Draco too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,880 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 12/11/2019 - Published: 4/14/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Stupid questions by DrIvoRobotnik reviews
A Chief Petty Officer is skinning his knuckles trying to fix the ship before they depart orbit. But someone idiot decided now is the time to pester him. Rated T for language
Honor Harrington - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2019
Harry Potter and the Final Straw by courderouge2006 reviews
4th Year: Once again Harry is front and center for the Wizarding World's controversy. Bolstered by close friends and a surprising alliance & impugned by greasy bats and students, he reaches a breaking point. The timid, respectful knockaround is going to fight back using lessons ingrained in him by his upbringing with his "loving relatives". Dumbles/Ron bashing, slightly OOC Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,400 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 8/23/2019 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Neville L.
Harry Potter and the Ebony Throne by BurningFlames reviews
Voldemort's rebirth at the end of the Triwizard Tournament triggered something bigger than he intended. Long dead spirits escape the underworld and threaten the world. Harry is joined by the spirit of Godric Gryffindor and other heroes of the past to stop their ancient foes. Starts at the end of Fourth Year. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 201,212 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 8/23/2019 - Published: 7/23/2019 - Harry P., Fleur D., Godric G., Merlin - Complete
A Mother's Love by Clell65619 reviews
Canon tells us about the unspecified 'protections' Lily Potter laid upon her son. What if she had done more than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 274 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
And the Unethical Binding Contract by SimplyMe51 reviews
AU. What if the Triwizard Tournament took place in Harry's first year, not his fourth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 436 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
A Step to the Right by CatsAreCool reviews
When Harry saves Hermione's life they end up in a different world and in the middle of another magical war - but at least they have each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,836 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 5,711 - Follows: 5,294 - Updated: 3/24/2019 - Published: 6/17/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Wake the Baby by Roff reviews
A simple retelling of that fateful Halloween night in 1981 when Voldemort came calling. Completely AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 237 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort - Complete
A Good Reality Check by FMPtrumpets reviews
"It's time you got a reality check." Harry said. "Reality check?" "Yes... into just what it is to be me." In which Harry is sick and tired of Ron's constant jealousy. Of course, things don't always go quite as planned. This time, though... that's a good thing. GOF AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,144 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 564 - Published: 11/30/2018 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
You Can't Take the Sky From Me by Equestrienne Dreams reviews
"And was the fact that it was bound to give Sheila and your entire company of armsmen fits a consideration or a side benefit?" On a state visit to Harrington Steading, the entirely unexpected happens, and a treecat changes the President of Haven's life forever.
Honor Harrington - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2018 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 12195 - Favs: 16,655 - Follows: 17,406 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
The Hogwarts Club by Haugh Wards reviews
"DETENTION!" Through the eyes of Severus Snape, we see the evolving relationship between the two students he always has in detention. The two students that will forever be the death of him and disgust him. Secretly though, he does like them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 836 - Published: 4/7/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Severus S. - Complete
Stayin' Alive by LuciferTheHufflepuff reviews
During the final task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry babbles to himself as he tries to navigate boggarts, a Sphinx, and a noseless freak, not realizing everyone in the audience can hear every word he says. One-Shot Crack Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 408 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Never Get the Sorting Hat Mad at You by elvirakitties reviews
Dumbledore really upset the sorting hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 277 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Complete
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 386,442 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 7,130 - Follows: 7,734 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Resentment by Vaniwa reviews
Draco and Hermione find themselves in a very unfortunate situation, one where they'll be forced to trust one another with their deepest secrets. Because how does a relationship between enemies change when they have full access to each other's mind? When they discover each other's darkest secrets? And how will they be able to use it as their advantage?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 143,135 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 6/28/2017 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Ilvermorny Champion by VMFanfiction reviews
Instead of Durmstrang Academy, Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was invited to take part in the 1994 Triwizard Tournament. When Ilvermorny arrives at Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore is shocked to see the long-thought-dead Harry and Lily Potter appear, as well as the missing Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Harry/Hermione/Daphne; Gabrielle/OFC; Alternate Universe. TEMP. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 380,672 - Reviews: 3349 - Favs: 6,028 - Follows: 6,839 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 7/13/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Lily Evans P.
Perfectly Normal Thank You Very Much by Casscade reviews
It's twenty one years later and for the sake of his daughter, Dudley is going to have to learn about the Wizarding World after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
The Day The Dursleys Came To Hogwarts by ordinaryguy2 reviews
It's the day of the First Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, and the last people that Harry ever expected to be there to see him before he was to face the dragon was the Dursleys, or even the other revelations that would be revealed. H/Hr. Some Draco bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 203,816 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Petunia D. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 12457 - Favs: 22,948 - Follows: 14,984 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Clean by olivieblake reviews
Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,797 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 6,856 - Follows: 2,825 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Lone Riders by FireIsCatching17 reviews
Harry Potter discovers he is a Rider during the Tri-Wizard Tournament's First Task. The dormant Rider blood in his veins awakens new powers and transforms him into something... more. Now he is responsible for the safety of his dragons, which means freeing them from their enslavement by one of Voldemort's closest followers: a Rider named Seniori. Bad!Ron, H/Hr, brother!Neville
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,132 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 7/20/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
Transfiguration Accident by Maddie's Lullaby reviews
What if, when Ron's wand was broken, Scabbers was Transfigured back into Peter Pettigrew? What would this involve for Harry and Sirius? And what's with Remus and Sirius betting on Harry's love life? Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Harry P., Ginny W., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Photos of the Widow by Helena.G.Wells reviews
Who's good idea was it to allow pictures to be uploaded on S.H.I.E.L.D's notice board? Post Avengers but pree CAWS
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Jarvis - Complete
A Promise From Her Boy by PsychoCellist reviews
It did not occur to Harry Potter to wonder why his Snowy Hedwig was so much more affectionate than the other owls. It did not occur to him he would ever need to care. That's why she waited to tell him. (Canon compliant)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,587 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 284 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5991 - Favs: 8,474 - Follows: 8,856 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Mage Rising by DeusExMatty reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 3,846 - Follows: 4,500 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Marriage Law by Stephanie Shortcake reviews
A Marriage Law has been put in effect for witches and wizards ages 17-35. In order to preserve magical blood you are ordered to be married within three months and a child is to be brought forth within the next year. EWE, Full Sum inside. D/Hr H/G R/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,656 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Interview by whitetigerwolf reviews
A new doctor interviews Arkham Asylum patient, Pamela Isley, aka. Poison Ivy. One-Shot. Complete.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 356 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harry P. - Complete
Reunited by Tea Diva reviews
Set after the events of the Batman/Mr. Freeze movie 'Sub-Zero', Nora Fries, newly revived after spending years in a cryogenic state, longs to see her husband again and requests that Batman locate him. One shot, complete.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Mr. Freeze, Nora F.
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 145 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4649 - Favs: 5,993 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE D/Hr EWE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4356 - Favs: 14,004 - Follows: 3,727 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 232 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3209 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Somber reviews
He'd had a harder life than other children usually did. How does it affect who he is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15 - Complete
Always Watching reviews
The Magical world has many wondrous things, both with good and bad purposes. Of course, most times it's a little hard to discern that at first glance. Listen to one of those here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6
The Terrible Coffee in the Afterlife reviews
In this take on the Reptilia28 challenge, Harry's got problems he's got to fix thanks to someone who should have left well enough alone. Story of his life, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 3/8 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Some Things are Better Left Undone reviews
There are some things you don't do where Madam Bones can catch you doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/26 - Complete
The Fight
Two Werewolves settle their long-running fight. What happens next is a shock for everyone watching. OCs
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2023 - Complete
Like Tenfold Shields reviews
It's been said 'never get between an angry mother and her babies.' Unfortunately, Harry can't say he's really experienced that, due to the situations of his life. What if someone stepped up - someone with spikes in her tail and able to breathe fire?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 229,409 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 10/7/2023 - Published: 9/26/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Phantasms of Reality reviews
Something's wrong. Harry and Hermione find themselves in a place that should be familiar, but there are too many things that don't ring true to what they think they know. Can they figure out what to do and who can they trust while they do it? More importantly, can they escape whole and come to terms with new information and the changes it brings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,473 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/29/2023 - Published: 7/9/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P., Albus D.
Seiche Sortiārius reviews
Where does a house elves Magic come from and go?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/11/2023 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
Battle Weary reviews
We've all read about the adventures of Harry and the other characters, but what about Aurors working a beat or responding to emergencies? Original Characters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2022 - Complete
Retribution is Mine reviews
"Trouble rather the tiger in his lair than the sage among his books." A Pureblood finds out what happens when he does, to his sorrow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2022 - Complete
We Never Knew reviews
The magical world is horrified, when an insidious threat arises from unexpected directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2022 - Complete
A Mirror Challenged reviews
Being a Reaper has challenges. Dealing with the occasional temporal adjustment just adds to the headache. What's a Reaper to do? Inspired by the Reptilia28 challenge... but not precisely what you think. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2022 - Complete
Direful reviews
Pranks sometimes don't go as planned. When Harry, Hermione, and a couple of their other friends think up a plot, they find this out. They also find out that sometimes the consequences are... terrible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/29/2022 - Published: 3/22/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Mirror's Reflection reviews
From a Reddit Prompt: ... But then Minerva called out a name and Severus felt as though he was looking into a pensive. He was a skinny child with black hair, a hooked nose, and second hand robes. The resemblance was so uncanny that Severus looked for a red headed girl among the other children...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2022 - Complete
For One Woman, Chaos reviews
Reddit Prompt Story. In many ways, Minerva McGonagall has touched quite a few lives. What might happen at the end of her own life by violent means, when some of those she touched get together for payback?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2022 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Thing about Bets reviews
Companion piece to 'Fudge Gets Told Off.' Here's what was being talked about in the galleries during the Fudge trial.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/21/2022 - Complete
The Dragons Did It reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a problem, and it's all thanks to those dragons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2022 - Complete
Fudge Gets Told Off reviews
Cornelius Fudge finds out that he should have kept his nose out of Madam Bones' business. Dan Granger makes sure of that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,356 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 2/1/2022 - Published: 10/2/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Amelia B., Cornelius F. - Complete
Wait, What? reviews
The Language of Flowers gives someone a way to communicate certain things. What if the Potter luck and Magic made for a sticky situation?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/11/2022 - G. Ollivander, Henry P. - Complete
The Augur's Kismet reviews
Vernon Dursley suddenly has a lot of things on his mind when he receives a panicked call from Petunia from the hospital's emergency room. A life of someone important to him is about to be lost. What is he going to do now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/1/2022 - Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
A True Gryffindor reviews
Neville gets caught up in a deadly fight with a broken wand. He needs something, desperately. A certain magical item from his past shows up to lend some help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2021 - Complete
Domination reviews
In my story An Owl's Delivery, Hedwig is mentioned fighting with some of the other Hogwarts Post Owls. Here's the story behind one of those fights.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2021 - Complete
He Was Going To Save Them All reviews
What does a boy with a rough life do to decide what to do with the rest of his life? Sometimes things happen to make that decision obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2021 - Complete
What's Up with That? reviews
After a long life, Harry Potter learns from Fate that things were not as they were 'supposed' to be. One-Shot Set in my Potters Echoes to Time Unbending storyverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2021 - Complete
Potters Echoes To Time Unbending reviews
Hermione decides that enough is enough. She is tired of the pain Harry is carrying from not having his parents. She decides to do what she does best, and do something about his pain. To her surprise, she succeeds. Now what? Response to The Jily Meets Harmony Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 196,242 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 11/3/2021 - Published: 8/25/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Social Media Harry Potter Writing Prompt Stories and Things reviews
Occasionally, I see writing prompt posts on various social media sites that catch my eye. When that happens, I have to write them out. Sometimes I can't post replies since those posts have been archived by the time I find them, so I do it here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2021 - Published: 5/23/2021
Waiting reviews
For something missing, there must be a time of waiting. If it's important, it doesn't matter how long.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2021 - Complete
Penny Has Problems reviews
Penny has woken up suddenly and there's something strange going on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2021 - Complete
Clark's Decision reviews
Clark Kent agonizes over a decision about a promotion. What does he tell Perry … and why?
Lois and Clark - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2021 - Clark K./Superman, Perry W. - Complete
All-Star Pickup Game reviews
Superman teams up with another speedy guy to take on a well-known duo in a game of basketball.
Lois and Clark - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2021 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Deep Into That Darkness Peering reviews
She has awoken in darkness, and she doesn't know how she got there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2021 - Complete
Benighted Walks Under The Mid-Day Sun reviews
On a patrol training his new rookie, Senior Auror Harry Potter finds out who's been killing people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2021 - Published: 7/22/2021 - Complete
Thoughts from a Still Night reviews
It's a quiet night at Hogwarts. Ron has thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2021 - Ron W. - Complete
The Obligatory Challenges List reviews
I've decided to post a list of writing challenges. On FFN it's under polarbear20000, on AO3 it's under JBSteele. Pick one (or all) and have fun! I'd love to see what others come up with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2021
Neville's Had Enough reviews
Neville thinks that something got to give, or he's going to snap. So he decides it's time to do something about the problem. One-Shot. / I don't own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/12/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Thoughts Before reviews
Like many a bride as she waits to walk down the aisle, there are thoughts before. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2021 - Complete
Dan and Emma Need a Drink reviews
Ever wonder how Hermione's parents would discuss the goings-on in the Wizarding world and try to come to terms with it? One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2021 - Complete
An Owl's Delivery reviews
Hedwig has an important delivery to make. / I don't own Harry Potter. Pity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/7/2021 - Voldemort, Hedwig - Complete
Marauders Voltron Force reviews
What if Voldemort discovered a power he knew not from the Marauders? One-shot from a prompt on Reddit. I had to do it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Voltron - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2020 - Marauders - Complete
From the Sea of Unconsciousness reviews
Thoughts as Harry wakes up from another battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Ooops reviews
Ron has gotten on Hermione's bad side while she's studying... again. Can Harry save him from her wrath?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/20/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Run, Harry! reviews
Uh-oh. Harry's in trouble and Hermione is coming to collect her pound of flesh. No one seems interested in helping him out, since they're all too amused. Will he survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete