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After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Dance of the Kitsune by SelenaWolf reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
Naru: Konoha No Kurohouseki by element1988 reviews
Female Naruto story. Different beginning for Naruto in Konoha. femNaruto x Sasuke Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,221 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Cutting Strings by The Magnificent It reviews
A puppet's life is only as long as the strings that hold it up. But what happens when Naruto Uzumaki wishes to cut these stings and walk on his own. Powerful!naruto, first capter is utter crud. choose your own pairings, it may end up the final one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,869 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Yokai Sharingan by Akatsuki King reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! Redone up to chapter 3. If you read past ch3 it's not rewritten, k? During the break in the chuunin exams, Jiraiya threw Naruto off a cliff to help 'motivate' him into summoning a large toad. The Kyuubi is forced to help out. Will be epic in length. NaruTema.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,783 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Hell Sharingan by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
Naruto dies during the Wave mission and makes a deal with the Shinigami to get a second chance at life Kickass Naruto Naruxharem and some Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,775 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Dokushinsha by eixirt reviews
narukure; naruharem 5 y/o, Naruto, was trained by a person who was entrusted by his father. W/ 3 powerful bloodlines, watch Naruto grow into a powerful shinobi. Pls. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,433 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Legend of Naruto by Zaara the black reviews
Naruto is adopted by Marlene 4ths sister and Kakashi after the death of his farther. Now he well show the world what the ture power of Naruto Uzumaki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,718 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Uzumaki Naruto: Alternate Beginnings by lithuvien reviews
Summary changed: A world where Naruto dreams of not being the Hokage, but leading a normal life, but with the Akatsuki loose, will that ever be possible? To achieve his dreams, Naruto must find out the answer to one thing - Where did the bijuu come from?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,053 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U.
Toad Hermit by LightningHunter reviews
Gamabunta realised Yondaime's last wish would not be accepted by the villagers, and so gave the baby Naruto to befriend toads, summoned or not. COMPLETELY RE-WRITTEN, IF YOU READ IT ONCE, READ IT AGAIN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Naruto Gaiden by kyugan reviews
Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Demonic Angels by B4K reviews
Naruto has Jiraiya as a father Tsunade as a mother and Kyuubi as well, so what will he be in the future?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 3/15/2007
Brown Eyes meets Blue by DarthValgaav reviews
Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Rin - Complete
Konoha no Tsurugi by TitaniumWyvern reviews
[Sword of Konoha]Naruto is a jinchuuriki who possesses the ultimate offense of wind. see as his progresses into the greatest asset of Konoha or it's cause of ruin. Pairing: NarutoxTayuyaxTemari [might develop into harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,908 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006
Naruto and the Seven Deadly by Red-Haired-Jack reviews
Naruto has awoken his Sins, and they change his life. With powerful figures reborn, including a Demon King and a Hokage, alliances forming, Akatsuki and others will have a much harder time accomplishing their goals. NaruSakuHina? ShikaInoTema? and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,968 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U.
Legacy of Konoha by saraki22 reviews
In the fight to protect Tsunade from Kabuto, Naruto reveals a power no one expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,064 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006
Naruto's New Team by blackshadow1006 reviews
Kyuubi never attacked instead it was the Ice Maiden Shiva who was sealed in Naruto. Naruto decides after the wave mission to ditch Konoha and begin anew somewhere else. Narutoharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,193 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
A Big Change by RasenRaikirinoJutsu03 reviews
Sorry Everyone. I have lost all hope of writing for this story. It's now up for adoption. I just can't think of anything more to contribute to the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,927 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Jutsu Creation Specialist: Uzumaki Naruto by Sunset Moth reviews
[Slight FF Xover] Naruto is the heir of a powerful clan that specializes in jutsu creation and jutsu manipulation. Jiro, a man whose bloodline is to summon beasts called Aeons, wants to adopt him. Features new teammates and more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,261 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Fighting for a dream, fighting for a purpose by Zaara the black reviews
After Haku's Death Kyubi Makes Naruto an offer he can't refuse. Now going back he well change fate. Man if only he know the half of it. NarufemHaku may change to naruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
The Dragon Sannin by rasengan86 reviews
With the world ending thanks to Akatsuki, the Kyuubi attempts to bring Naruto to the past. But there was a mistake & now Naruto finds himself the fourth member of the team who will become The Legendary Sannin. How will he change the future? TsuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,203 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Black wings of kazama by music king reviews
after the rescue sasuke arc, naruto is in the hospital for 5 months slowly hating konoha, he gets kidnapped by a man that is conected to him, will naruto turn his back on konoha or be something far greater narutem sasusaku Gaaten ankokaka asuker hinakiba.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,965 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Exiled Legend by ItzRayz reviews
What if Jiraiya leaves with a 5 year old Naruto for a long training journey? How will his life be different? Watch as Naruto experience harsh obstacles before finally becoming a legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,929 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unrealized bloodline by Naru-chan luvs Sasuke reviews
Naruto had a bloodline that were sealed of and were attached to Kyubi's chakra then when orochimaru sealed of Kyubi he accedently released Narutos blood line. Not Yaoi Most recent Chapter is an authors note but please read it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: Devil Sword by Talks to Himself reviews
Naruto meets a man who takes him from Fire Country and slowly he sees the ninja world is far from what he imagined. This is an AU it has OOC and OC's it contains aspects from Rurouni Kenshin though it is not a crossover. Rated M for later Chaps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,972 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Naruto U.
Sounds of a new Destiny by Jareth Dallis reviews
Naruto is taken it Otogakure where he grows up to be a skilled shinobi, but he begins to realize Orochimaru is just using him as nothing but a pawn for his own ends. Will his loyalties remain? Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,068 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
An Altered Path by Jareth Dallis reviews
Naruto was put under the care of Hanzo Ginshin, it was the last wish of Uzumaki Arashi. Naruto comes up in the most peculiar enviroment becoming a skilled shinobi. Given the peculiar nature of his legal Guardian things are weird. Look for the rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,985 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Mist Made Fox by Evilmidgetgod14 reviews
What would have happened if Kisame didn't join Akatsuki? What if Naruto was related to the Nidame? What if they found each other? This is what would have happened. OOC and AU and OCs.Also has character borrowing. Fic is dead and up for adoption for anyone
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,949 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Naruto U., Kisame H.
A New Devil Is Born by ShadowDragonGX reviews
When Vergil fails to defeat Mundus, he tries and find some way to obtain more power by going to another world.He then finds 6yearold Naruto and is struck with an idea.DevilMayCry3xNaruto crossover, Naruto x Tenten x FemHaku pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,937 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Blood Harvest by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
Oh boy! Another Naruto dies story! Don't worry he comes back. Powerful! Naruto who works for death directly. Rating for safety, and maybe something else. From the creator of Hawk Eyes. Lemons...many, many lemons. Voting for girls is closed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Leaves of Steel by Johnhamsta reviews
This time around, Naruto isn't a total idjit, and finds a different path in an odd stone, with a pale man responsible. Hinata is out for Tenten's life! Necromancy Abound! Story finished! NaruXTen, Naruto X Michael Moorcock's Elric Crossover...I guess...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,370 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
How Tides Can Change by Kage Hitokiri Kitsune reviews
Being re-written
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,321 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Naruto U.
These bloody eyes of mine by kuro-ninpou28 reviews
The sight of those eyes made him lose his words...crimson orbs that replaced his once sapphire blue...these were the eyes that Konoha praised so dearly...the accursed doujutsu that was the cause of his pain. One word left his gaping mouth.…Sharingan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,080 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
The Past of A New by NarukunSakuchan reviews
When Naruto was little he was attacked fiercely, now after leaving the village with his sensei and coming back what will change and how will things in the past affect what happens to him now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,751 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Chosen of Olympus by Inquisitor Tanrus reviews
Kage Bunshin wasn't the only thing Naruto learned from the scroll. He somehow managed to end up with a pair of unbelievably powerful weapons chained to his arms, a demon for a mentor, and a god watching him. God of War XOver. NaruHarem, NaruHinaInoTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,635 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Bloodline of Armaments by Draco Tourn reviews
What if the blond wonder known as Uzumaki Naruto found out from a memory planted in his head that he had a bloodline? How would that encounter change the course of Konoha's histroy? The Bang has been brought to the Leaf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Uzumaki War by Dracul Vlad reviews
After bringing Sasuke back, Naruto runs away after getting beaten by the People,now he lives in Kiri.Now 10 years later there is a war,will Naruto help?Full Summary inside.No pairings yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/18/2007
Perpetual Smile by Sigfried27 reviews
Despite the happy sounding title, it's not all that happy. A few years ago, a young Naruto went missing. What happened to him during that time. Most likely a NaruShizune pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,042 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Naruto U., Shizune
From Here and Back by chris56 reviews
Naruto knows he wont get any deasent training done in the village so after geting beat on his birth day and learning about his heritage and the Kyubi he leaves to find somone to train him. NaruFemaleHaku pairing.This storry is dead. Im starting a new one
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Naruto's blood by Elf-King-Colius reviews
Naruto has always had the kyuubi in him but in this story the fourth is also in him and is his father. R&R also need ideas for a bloodline limt for naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U.
Development of the Golden Serpent by PetitZizou reviews
AU. Naruto being adopted by the Snake Sannin Orochimaru. Difference: Oro is a good guy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,179 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Greatest Hero by antiassasinguy reviews
KureNaru, AU. Naruto is raised and trained by the Copy Ninja Kakashi, also his adopted brother. Trials, tribulations and losses What challenges await in his future? Only time will tell...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,445 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Glass Half Full reviews
A seven year old Naruto is saved from death by missing nin turned bar owner, and everything changes as a result. Just when things couldn't get any more complicated... NOTE: not a NaruXOC, warning: some characters will be OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,027 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Naruto U.
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