Author has written 10 stories for Twilight.
Need to get your cliched, cringeworthy creative juices flowing? Check out this OS by MyWindowIsOpen:
Secret Keeper and Validator:
April Salter aka Fyrebyrd
Note: In order to keep the integrity of the contest intact, the secret keeper will not get a vote and will hide all pertinent information from the emergency beta if her services are needed so that the contest will remain anonymous.
Public Vote: First Place, Second Place and Third Place
My Window Is Open’s favorite
Edward’s First Kiss’s favorite
Best Snarkling Personality (best use of sarcasm)
Lemon Meringue Pie (best cringeworthy lemon)
Best Moist-urizer (best use of all the cringey words)
The Popped Cherry (best newbie author that takes this contest on for size)
Submissions: August 15th to August 31, 2019
Public Voting: September 1st to September 15th
Announcements: September 22nd starting at 4 pm CST
Submissions should be between 2,000 to 15,000 words.
2 entries per author will be allowed, whether they be single entries or collaborations.
All entries must be reviewed by a beta. If you do not have a beta, we will provide one for you. Contact the secret keeper at BotheredContest@ if you need our services or have any questions regarding the contest.
This is an anonymous contest. Please keep your entry between yourself and your beta.
Each entry must be a standalone OneShot, but you're welcome to continue it after the contest, and all pairings will be accepted.
We’re not going to restrict your cringeworthy creativity, but if it’s out of bounds, we will ask you to revise. Any entry containing sensitive or triggering subject manner should add a warning.
Submit entries to: BotheredContest@
Word Count: (not including summary or title):
Disclaimer: All things Twilight is the sole property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement is intended.
Themes and Ideas:
Dual spontaneous virgin orgasms
Ruined panties at the sight of Edward, etc.
Story about bad spelling and grammar
Use every cringeworthy word or phrase known to man in one story.
Shy Bella suddenly becomes a vixen after getting Edward’s schlong.
Any of the unrealistic things in fiction exaggerated by ten
And because we authors get 'Bothered' too, give us an entry featuring the trolls everyone loves to hate
Whether it’s your peeve or one you think is ridiculous, give us an entry depicting it in the worst light imaginable.
We want to laugh at ourselves and you, so bring it!
2browneyes - Revenge of the Bella Barbie - May T Brown
ladylibre - Bella’s First Day - Denise Leora Madre
PearlyFox - Happy Anniversary & Empaths Anonymous – PearlyFox Fanfic
maniacalmuse - Give It To Me, Baby – Mani Muse
Sunshine1220 - Sin City Whirlwind – Cheryl Sunshine Edmonds
ghostreader24 - Magic Mac LXXXV – Kay Richard
Jadoina - Harder, By Other Name & Poe-tay-toe/Poe-tah-toe - Jadiona Noish
1st Place Public—Revenge of the Bella Barbie—2browneyes
2nd Place Public—TIE—Give It To Me, Baby (maniacalmuse) & Sin City Whirlwind (Sunshine1220)
3rd Place Public—Bella’s First Day—ladylibre
Judge BitterHarpy’s Pick—Bella’s First Day--ladylibre
Judge Alyscia’s Pick—Revenge of the Bella Barbie—2browneyes
Judge Brierlynn03’s Pick—Sin City Whirlwind—Sunshine1220
Judge MyWindowIsOpen’s Pick—Revenge of the Bella Barbie—2browneyes
Emergency Beta EdwardsFirstKiss’ Pick—Revenge of the Bella Barbie—2browneyes
Banner Maker MarieCarro’s Pick—Bella’s First Day--ladylibre
Best Moist-urizer Award—Bella’s First Day--ladylibre
Lemon Meringue Pie award—Give It To Me, Baby—maniacalmuse
Best Snarkling Personality Award—Empaths Anonymous—PearlyFox