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Joined 06-13-19, id: 12440384, Profile Updated: 04-11-22
Author has written 15 stories for Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, A song of Ice and Fire, Book X-overs, Harry Potter, Misc. Games, and Misc. Movies.

If a Vampire wears an eyepatch with a mirror facing them, they can technically see in front and behind themselves at the same time.

Bro, Pop Smoke's music never gets boring. You left Earth but you're in our memories forever, Big Woo.

If you want the link to my music on Spotify, message me :)

If searched for, can be found hunting for wild ramen in the nearest supermarket

My SYOT was taken down because I didn't receive enough submissions. I'm very sorry. To anyone who submitted, feel free to submit your character to any other SYOT.

Location: Ex Mexico City, now in Chicago for college.

Nickname: Beren

Discord: Luthien'sLight (Supreme Emperor)#4665

Yes, I'm a guy. Yes I'm posting fanfics. Deal with it. If you don't like it, you can shove it up your ass.

If I'm perfectly honest with myself, nobody will really ever visit my account so I have not the foggiest idea why I'm writing this... but It's 2:00 a.m., I'm bored, and I might as well do this as watch some cruddy Netflix flic or show.

I've been writing short stories and things like that since I was in third grade (up until about a year or so ago, my writing was pretty much trash, I have no delusions), and it's really just my way of feeling like at least I know SOMETHING in my life (even if it's really my characters' lives) will work out. I sometimes struggle with depression, but I have an amazing family that helps me through it all! And my two best friends. They laughed at me when I told them about my fanfiction addiction (ooh that rhymes) so their coolness factor went down like 15%, but they're still pretty awesome.

My best friend on here is, without a doubt SetFiresJust2WatchThemBurn. She's/he's amazing (I think we have like 13 separate chat threads so that's pretty hilarious and awesome at the same time. Because she's/he's awesome). While she/he doesn't have anything written on here, she's/he's writing an excellent Hunger Games SYOT on FictionPad, under pretty much the same name: SetFiresJustToWatchThemBurn. Do Vix(en) a huge favor and check her/his stuff out? I promise it's worth it.

Thorne98 is a close second. He's doing a really cool HG SYOT, as well, but his is on here. Again, please do both him and I a huge favor and check him out! (Dude I love you but you gotta update. Come on, we all depend on you.)

Thorne, Vix(en), you guys are amazing. Keep everything you're doing up!

Aaaaaand of course I have to give a shoutout to ParadigmOfWriting. His SYOTs are like super exclusive clubs that only a select few can get into and I'm still trying lol. I may not comment, but I'm reading everything you write, Par — I promise.

Elvish name: Maechamion of Talath Dirnen

Real Name: hahahahahahah no.

New Music has been released! "Epiphany: Leave Me (Prod. H3)" or "Change (Pt. 1)"

Top Pet Peeves:

- Showing up to the weight room only to find it's full.

- Random people touching my hair because they expect it to feel different since I'm a redhead. (Weird, but it does happen a LOT)

- People who only write lemons on fanfic sites.


- Did I mention how much I hate lemons on fanfic sites? Allow me to explain: Fanfics are for people who want to know what happened before, or after, or something that has to do with, however slightly, their favorite books/movies/shows/etc. But it needs to be good writing. Lemons are basically, let me sum it up for you: "He shoved his (Censored) into her (Censored) and then they (Censored)." Lemons are just lazy writing for horny teens. Not that I'm not a teen with those desires but... really? Fanfiction?

- Girls telling me I'm sexist because I open the door for them (First off, I open the door for everyone. Second off, I'm showing you respect...)

- People telling me to scoot my ass back over to Mexico because I may look American but I act like a (And I quote) "Motherf*ing Mexican (followed by a bunch of censored stuff)". Cool with me dude, I prefer Mexico anyway to your nasty attitude. Pshhhh, Americans...

Ridiculous Replies I'm Putting On Because Screw You:

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Hunger Games District: 11

Favorite Videogame: Shadow Of War

Favorite book: Any book that isn't a vampire romance novel

Best Friend: I- It's complicated.

Sports?: Yes. Basketball, Football, American Football, Volleyball, Swimming.

Major?: Aiming to Major in Criminal Defense, especially for underrepresented minorities.

Age: 18


This is Bob.

Bob says hello.

Post Bob on your profile.

And soon, he will achieve



This is Bob the Titan. Bob says hello.

Copy and paste him everywhere you can.

Soon he will take over the world

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sIɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno

ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟl

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, azuashihiko, AngelAndAnime, TheLighteningTheifRocks, Luthien'sLight, HAWTgeek, percyxannabeth18770, 78meg9, no-percabeth-is-no-life, mkc120, The Goddess of Myths, ShimmeringDaisyFace, PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, AllilynFlorence, Percabeth Jackson-Chase, Athena'sPride95, VapourMyst, ediblesunshine25, razorwhipsandnightfuries

POST SCRIPTA: In case you haven't noticed I'm a massive-big-time-huge fan of LOTR

That's what writing needs to look like nowadays... I'm so sick of all these cheesy romance novels that have a great story plot but the writer gets lazy and turns it into a smoochy-smoochy story.

Also, I thought that my profile was long-winded. Then I saw Pip's. Boi, who even has that much time on their hands? *Bows* Arigato, sensei.

P.P.S. Think something's missing on my profile that I should put on? Shoot me a message and yell at me till I do what you want! That tends to work.

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Different Roads by Ajjaxx reviews
"It's funny… sometimes, different roads lead people to the same place."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,509 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 5/15/2021 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Leviathan by DelayedInspiration reviews
In a final act of revenge, Kronos hurls Percy through time and space. Bereft of his age, memories, and Achilles Curse, Percy becomes the Number 1 Claymore. But like all Claymores...he Awakens. Now the Giant War is coming and Hera is missing her champion. When the Olympians finally find him, though...he isn't exactly the same. Awakened!Percy, Godlike!Percy, Insane!Percy.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 158,017 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Complete
Delicious by Hueto reviews
"Sugar is the sociopath of foods, it acts sweet, but it's really poison" SYOT 51st. Eng&Spa
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,495 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 1/2/2021
Minuets in B Minor by Bar Sira reviews
What a difference one word can make...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 66,816 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/18/2016
An Old and New World by Lens of Sanity reviews
Fifteen months in Azkaban Prison following the Chamber of Secrets fiasco leaves Harry Potter less than interested in being anybody's hero, and thanks to his psychotic friends, unreliable allies, persistent enemies, prophecies, tournaments, war, politics, magic insanity, and the perils of true love, it'd be a wonder if any of us remained sane. Still, it's the only game in town…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,603 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/30/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Thomas R.
If You Could Read My Mind by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Second story in the Save Me series, sequel to Blame It on Me. Read this one first, or the story won't make much sense. Harry's thoughts on his relationship with Ginny, starting at New Year's Eve ball 2001 and ending just before Astoria's Christmas party.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,258 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 9/30/2019 - Harry P., Ginny W., Daphne G. - Complete
Villanos by Dani H. Danvers reviews
Todo el mundo quiere ser un héroe, pero al final no somos más que villanos en la historia de los demás. Syot cerrado. 26º juegos del hambre.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,833 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/14/2021 - Published: 1/22/2021 - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 255,277 - Reviews: 4243 - Favs: 12,749 - Follows: 13,952 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Answer Is Silence by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, implied time travel. Lord Voldemort might have been the first to know it, but others learned, including the Dursleys, the Hogwarts professors and students, and the Death Eaters: Harry Potter is terrifying. Seven parts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,192 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 11/9/2021 - Published: 11/3/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Dashing Away by Hunting Nightshade reviews
Harry seems to always attract trouble. Will his luck hold out and allow him to escape his latest encounter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2021 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] - Complete
In Living Company by Frickles reviews
All Su Li wanted was the freedom to run her business and pursue her interests. Unfortunately, the only way to guarantee that was to enlist the aid of Britain's greatest - and most insane - hero, Harry Potter. Even the best-laid plans don't go off without a hitch, though...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,659 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/21/2021 - [Su L., Harry P.] Andromeda T., Mandy B. - Complete
My Immortal, but it's written by an AI by Will X reviews
I forced a bot to read the entirety of My Immortal, and then, despite its desperate pleas, made it write a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2021 - Published: 5/24/2021
A Knight In Purple Armour by xshadowfax reviews
Stuck in a graveyard between Death Eaters and an angry Dark Lord, Harry Potter's scrambled mind comes up with a crazy idea that might just allow him to dodge certain Death...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/30/2021 - Harry P., Stan S., Ernie P. - Complete
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 6440 - Favs: 14,693 - Follows: 17,287 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Grow Young with Me by Taliesin19 reviews
He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 264,945 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 6,544 - Follows: 7,795 - Updated: 5/31/2021 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., OC
Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 5/23/2021 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Idea Repository by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A stash for various plot ideas, all open for adoption. In this chapter: the Confounded Goblet of Fire decides on an interesting way of solving the "underage Champion" problem. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,757 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/26/2021 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Harry P.
Extraordinary Summer by BrilliantLady reviews
It's the summer of Harry's fourth year, and his holiday includes a promotional book tour on Lockhart's behalf! During his tour Harry meets werewolves, a hag, and other interesting characters, and visits the fascinatingly unique magical districts of Paris and Gabon. Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 5 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 175,679 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 4/19/2021 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar by DarknessEnthroned reviews
Sometimes, a spoonful of sugar's all you need to make life taste a little sweeter. Part of the Flowerpot's Hope Collection!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 253 - Published: 4/8/2021 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,575 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 6,068 - Follows: 4,649 - Updated: 1/23/2021 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Damaged Raven by JustBored21 reviews
Dumbledore was surprised when Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived, came to Hogwarts. He expected a saviour, what he got was a damaged boy who has no interest in playing hero for anyone. What does Harry want? He wants to be left alone. Will have my own characters starting from chapter 26. Dumbledore, Hermione, select Weasley bashing. Dark/grey, strong, intelligent Harry.Harry x Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 278,476 - Reviews: 2586 - Favs: 6,792 - Follows: 6,293 - Updated: 1/18/2021 - Published: 10/12/2019 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Bellatrix L., Delphi Riddle - Complete
The Kenobi Scandal by AppoApples reviews
One moment they are speeding on their way to Mos Eisley, only to be hit by a Force instigated sandstorm and the next thing Ben Kenobi knows Luke can't find the droids. What's a Jedi to do when he finds himself back before the fall of the Republic? Come up with a cover story more scandalous than time travel: Luke, this is Anakin Skywalker. Anakin, this is my son, Luke Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,160 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 8/11/2020 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Stuttering Hearts and Quickening Strings by Charlennette reviews
What is left when words fail and pride crumbles? - A journey in five parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/14/2020 - [Fleur D., Harry P.] - Complete
Fire and Rain by guacamole lover reviews
After the Rain falls, signaling the end of a ten-year drought and the beginning of the apocalypse, Annabeth knows, even at just seven years old, that she will do anything to survive. It's only decades later, when she's holding a gun to her soulmate's head, that she wonders if she's gone too far to come back. Percabeth. Soulmates, zombie apocalypse au.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2020 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Piper M.
The 15th Hunger Games by PrinceOfCorinth reviews
Quarantine SYOT: Completely open!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,645 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2020 - Published: 4/17/2020
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. And now, the remastered version is coming to my website!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,374 - Reviews: 12283 - Favs: 17,043 - Follows: 11,910 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Edelweiss by SalTalStudios reviews
When Harry got on a broom for the first time to catch Neville's Remembrall, he never imagined it would be the start of a series of events that would lead him to a certain French witch and change his life forever. One-shot. Flowerpot. AU-no horcruxes, Pettigrew captured at the end of 3rd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,254 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 791 - Published: 9/28/2020 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Cascading Shifts (SYOT) by WhateverIsOpen reviews
The 99th Annual Hunger Games are fast approaching, and with a capricious decision made, the Head Gamemaker has been relieved of his duty. The power vacuum left behind was hastily filled, whimsically so. The impact? A ripple that will surge through the entirety of Panem and shake it down to its core. SYOT CLOSED
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,399 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2020 - Published: 5/29/2019
we're not bruised, they're just party tattoos by cursedhazel reviews
"i'm the drum major of our college's marching band, and you're the quarterback of our award-winning football team, and after an accidental night together, the last thing i wanted was to see you again." or, in which a heartbroken Percy devises a plan, and Annabeth really has a thing for Shakespeare. au. one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,453 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/27/2020 - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4331 - Favs: 4,798 - Follows: 3,880 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 256 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
smile for the camera by cursedhazel reviews
"it's easter, and i was forced to take my siblings to visit the easter bunny...only my siblings are terrified of the easter bunny and to stop them from crying, the easter bunny took off his head, and oh wow, the easter bunny is really cute." au. one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2020
Going Home by Ragingceliac reviews
Six months have passed since the defeat of Ultron, and Wanda has yet to find unfettered comfort in the team. Natasha believes that she's made peace with the fact that Avengers are her family, first and foremost. Peter Parker is reaching the end of his rope. All the while, an new enemy has risen, and he's willing to play all the pieces on the board if it means the Avengers fall. AU
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,784 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 8/14/2019 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Long Live The King by Fangirl Shrieks reviews
"You're playing with fire, my Lady," he seethed, "and you might get burned." Feeling brave, Annabeth raised her chin in defiance. "You can't get burned, my Lord, if you're the flame." OR When Queen Athena's ball to unite four kingdoms takes an unexpected turn, Annabeth finds herself in a twisted game of love, war, lies, revenge, and betrayal. And she doesn't like to lose. Royal AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 321,891 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/13/2020 - Published: 5/12/2019 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C., Nico A. - Complete
Call It Even by Fangirl Shrieks reviews
"I'm a socially anxious introvert, and you're the popular captain of the track team, and I know I've never spoken a word to you in my life, but my dad said if I run a marathon, then I can get a puppy, so PLEASE train me." OR Annabeth's past is shaky at best, and she's desperate for a furry companion so she seeks out Percy Jackson's help. Percabeth; Mortal AU; Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,226 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 161 - Published: 2/13/2020 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Piper M., Frederick C. - Complete
It's the Little Things in Life by guacamole lover reviews
Three weeks after Annabeth was forced to move across the country, she decided her life was pathetic, especially since she considered a hedgehog her best friend, held regular marathons of The Office, ate copious amounts of Swedish Fish instead of dinner, showered irregularly, and spent most of her time composing pretentious poems on stolen Starbucks' napkins. Percabeth. Modern AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/12/2020 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Piper M., Hazel L.
Gambit's Refrain by paradoxed reviews
It's the Solstice after the Giant War, but Artemis isn't on Olympus. Neither is Percy Jackson. A story of divinity and mortality, of love and all that comes with it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,000 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 8/23/2016 - [Artemis, Percy J.] - Complete
Contracts Gone Wild by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Albus D., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Force Interrupt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Expellitournamentus! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 151 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Pack by mjimeyg reviews
A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,331 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 4,650 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 9/28/2019 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Harry P., Lex M.] J. Hammond - Complete
Sheep Led to Slaughter by Paradigm of Writing reviews
The cannons echo into the night. The shadows of blades dive back into the dark, only to rise once more. The threat looming closer, a doom foretold... it's unfortunate that the twenty-four poor souls never see the gun that's placed right between their eyes. It's the moment that the sheep has been led to the slaughter. They're all foes. The 4th Quarter Quell is here. (SYOT CLOSED)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 369,345 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 12/8/2018 - OC - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7649 - Favs: 17,857 - Follows: 20,018 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 1,382 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Music is My Lifeline by AquariusSunWriter reviews
Annabeth Chase is broken, jaded, scarred. She moves to NY to attend college and get away from her past. She uses her music to cope with her traumatic past, all she wants is a quiet life. When her neighbor turns out to be one of the biggest YouTubers to date, she's doesn't know what to think. But Percy Jackson just may be what she needs. YouTuber!Percy, Singer/Songwriter!Annabeth AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,868 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 8/24/2018 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Piper M., Jason G.] - Complete
Miscommunication Is Wonderful by Right What Is Wrong reviews
During the war with Voldemort, several witches and wizards independently come to a single conclusion: Voldemort has a Horcrux that must be destroyed. Luckily, each of them are thinking about a different one. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/21/2019 - James P., Regulus B., Andromeda T., Amelia B. - Complete
Homecoming by GoGreen43 reviews
Percy Jackson- Teen hottie, and famous singer. Annabeth Chase- Not so regular NY girl with not so regular problems. What happens when the two lives collide?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 78,570 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Pulse by jlajulia reviews
Loki has managed to escape his captors at the end of The Avengers. Using what little magic he has, he teleports and ends up in a stranger's kitchen. The young woman he finds there reluctantly agrees to let him stay, after some threats, while he tries to regain his power. "Why don't you just kill me?" "Darling, I wouldn't want anyone to come looking for you." Dark Loki x OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 187,808 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Loki, OC
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5825 - Favs: 17,948 - Follows: 15,579 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Teddy's Excellent Adventure by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Six-year-old Teddy Lupin hates how unhappy his uncle Harry is. He decides to fix things. Time Travel to the rescue. HONKS. Shout out to Chaos Snow Kitsune for the idea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,332 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - [N. Tonks, Harry P.] Teddy L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7036 - Favs: 7,509 - Follows: 8,320 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 3,771 - Follows: 3,294 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Forefront by deceptive-serenade reviews
Kayla Longbottom loves her life – honestly, she does. She has a great flat in Diagon Alley where she lives with her best friend. She works a job, and it could be satisfying... sometimes. She liked being single, and sure, Albus Potter made her heart pound, but that was all it was. All of it was fine, until one day it wasn't. A story about anxiety and regrets. Albus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/29/2018 - Published: 2/9/2018 - [OC, Albus S. P.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Silver Screen by herecomesthepun reviews
in which Annabeth is a YouTuber with a penchant for Harry Potter sweaters and Percy is a rockstar who falls in love with the clumsy web star presenting his award. Percabeth, AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 134,340 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
A Nasty Common Name by littlewhitecat reviews
Harry Potter, Harry J. Potter, Harry James Potter…such a nasty common name Aunt Petunia had always said. Turns out she was at least partially right…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 299 - Published: 1/3/2018
Unfaltering Bereavement by Smiling Seshat reviews
Transported into a post-apocalyptic world full of zombies, Harry must learn to survive while he searches for a way back home. On his journey to find answers, he encounters several iconic characters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,169 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Ellie, Joel, Bill
Percy Jackson and The Hogwarts Chronicles by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy Jackson saved the world. But the price was much steeper than he was willing to pay. To separate his life from the bitter memories of his past, Percy is sent to London to live with a distant cousin in hopes of a nice easy mortal life. He should have known the Fates weren't done with him yet. Rated M for a reason. Possible mature content... TBD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,646 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 2,487 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 3/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Percy J.
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Three Years Later by ScarletProphecy14 reviews
He hadn't seen her in three years. Yet, here she was. On his doorstep. Looking exhausted, teary, and broken. A blubbering, incoherent mess and he still thought she was the most beautiful thing on Earth. Romione Awards runner-up! *Now upgraded to M, for more mature, non-explicit, content.* AU-ish
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 196,531 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4183 - Favs: 7,773 - Follows: 4,847 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
24 Years, 24 Tributes by LadyCordeliaStuart reviews
The 24th Hunger Games. An SYOT. Filled
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,659 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5960 - Favs: 12,987 - Follows: 13,368 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 7,788 - Follows: 4,522 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Uncle of Secrets by Disgruntlement reviews
Manipulative Old Bastard Attempts To Seize Control Over The Potter Vaults, You Won't Believe What Happens Next!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,807 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Exile by bennybear reviews
After the war, Draco is saved by his late grandfather's foresight. With his unanswered questions outnumbering the stars in the sky, he struggles to come to terms with reality. Will he fail yet again? Canon compliant. Prequel to my next-generation-series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,697 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 7,312 - Follows: 4,282 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
thé à la grenouille by Smiling Seshat reviews
In which Harry goes to Beauxbâtons instead of Hogwarts. Butterfly effects ensue, with Voldemort reviving without opposition from Harry, Dumbledore trying to save the situation and Fudge making everything worse. Meanwhile, Harry learns French. (Twist on the cliché and a slow-going Independent!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 144,612 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D., OC
Would you like your coffee black or blue? by TheWritingManiac reviews
In which Annabeth is a barista, and Percy's the guy who comes in and orders something new every day. Or, the one where Percy's dyslexic and can't read the menu, and Annabeth is more than happy to help him choose. Percabeth AU, complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,764 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
A Taste of Ismenian Water (Epilogue Version) by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The original epilogue to A Cadmean Victory before I decided to make the last chapter the epilogue and leave things hanging. Obviously it's just a single chapter and scene, but I thought I might as well share it as a separate story for those who wanted to see my version of the ending. The full version of the story will continue in A Taste of Ismenian Water (Sequel)!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 457 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Complete
Bibbity Bobbity Boo Times Two by Just Another Wise Girl reviews
"Who the hell are you?" "Who the hell am I?" the man repeated in an overly gruff voice, appearing insulted. "I should slap you over the head for that, Cupcake! Haven't you ever seen a fairy godfather before?" "A fairy what?" OR The one where Percy's a stable boy, Annabeth's the girl the Prince wants to marry & everything's starting to feel like a Cinderella story gone wrong. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/25/2016 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C., G. Hedge - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 1,097 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Small (Creature) Comforts by littlewhitecat reviews
After the tumultous events of his third year Harry was quite looking forward to a peaceful summer. That is untill he woke up one morning to find puberty had visited him in the night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 5,954 - Follows: 1,831 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 4,341 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Passenger by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
When he witnessed the murder of his parents, the darkness got in him. Dumbledore took him in, taught him the best he could, and when it was clear the darkness was in too early, Albus taught Harry how to hide it, and how to get away with killing. AU based heavily on Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. Update: New sections in chapter 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,669 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P., Remus L., Cho C., Fenrir G. - Complete
Patient Love by tai-chi-leigh reviews
In which Percy accidentally chains his bike to Annabeth's and she's stuck outside in the cold while she waits for him to come back. She hates him, she's sure of it... (though affection is often a confusing thing). Oneshot. Percabeth AU. Title Credits to Passenger.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/28/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Wonder by Laegwen reviews
This is a 10th Walker story about an elleth called Maith that travels with the Fellowship and falls in love with Legolas. Please give it a try; Lord of the Rings! DISCLAIMER: I wrote this an aeon ago and it was my first (and pretty disgusting) attempt at fanfiction, so read at your own damn risk
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,896 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Legolas
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36635 - Favs: 29,310 - Follows: 21,345 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 6,375 - Follows: 3,246 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 24,261 - Follows: 9,683 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Stucco Hearts by writergirl8 reviews
Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are soul mates. They know this because the small timers on their inner wrists tell them that they are meant to be. In theory, it will be easy for Annabeth to keep up the wall that surrounds her heart and stop herself from falling for Percy. In execution? Well, that's a completely different story. Cover art by magnssen. Story by Ananbeth and rongasm.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,273 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2954 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Constant Vigilance by Kevin3 reviews
What? Why was Amelia snickering? Surely it was a good thing to have such a legendary auror like Alastor Moody as a mentor... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/3/2014
Compound Interest by Cillit Bang Bang reviews
Vernon Dursley is an ambitious man. And when he finds a freak at his front door, he opts to see it not as a burden, but as an opportunity. An opportunity that shall provide him with rich rewards in due time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,819 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Justin F., Susan B.
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 6,273 - Follows: 6,993 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Victory Day by karatemaster101 reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Johanna M., Pres. Snow - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 8,595 - Follows: 2,635 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
New Perspective by Percyjacksonfan3 reviews
The moment Persephone realizes she loves the man who had abducted her and taken everything possible from her and the moments leading up to that. Rated T for mature content and language.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 712 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 11,852 - Follows: 3,631 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fruit Salad by iftheworldwasonfire reviews
Percy and Thalia's relationship is as diverse as all the fruits in a mouth-watering fruit salad. Perlia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Thalia G., Percy J. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4128 - Favs: 14,084 - Follows: 13,438 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Hocus Pocus, Adele Polkiss by Ecmm reviews
HPxOC. Runs along with the original storyline. Adele Polkiss is the younger sister of Piers Polkiss, a close friend of Dudley Dursley. This way she meets Harry Potter, a curious boy with a mysterious past, and a wonderful secret... Magic! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
Broken Bow Book 5: The Lost Prince by Xed Alpha reviews
As the most dangerous adventure of his life begins, Armani is tasked with not only a journey of self-discovery, but a challenge to recover something so elusive, that his path will take him further than he ever imagined possible... Beta by Shrrgnien. Winner of the Phoenix Best OC Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,050 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 16131 - Favs: 27,492 - Follows: 11,599 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Tis The Season Of Summertime by The Matt Silver reviews
Harry's latent Occlumency shields manifests in an interesting way in the summer after his fifth year, and adventure bids him to head out and see the world. He will confront old friends, new insanities, the occasional Death Eater, far too many hedgehogs, and have way too much fun with it all. 'Tis the season, after all. HP/DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,306 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Only Enemies by leave this world reviews
In the aftermath of the Final battle a misplaced spell sends HP and Bellatrix to an alternative world. It holds everything each of them have lost to the war and yet they find themselves inexorably drawn back to each other. HPBella done right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,169 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 966 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by bennybear reviews
One shot. AU by both means and intentions. Featuring Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. Special appearance by Severus Snape. It's too serious to be a parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 6,412 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 4,141 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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Life Is Pain But Death Is Just Lazy reviews
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Harry Potter's soul flying through Death's window ninety years before it's supposed to! The usual insanity-fueled crackfic drabble most of you have come to expect. K but has some very slight language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27 - Harry P., Death
Misconceptions reviews
A series of drabbles in which I answer one very important question — Do I care in the slightest about making sense? No, no I do not. To be fair, neither does J.K.R. at this point... so it's all a moot point.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2021 - Published: 9/27/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Regret reviews
Harry deeply regrets walking into that room all those years ago. A romance/fluff/horror Hacey drabble for the Hacey Discord server's monthly drabble competition! Rated M for slight gore and language!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2021 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] - Complete
Aftermath reviews
Before Dawn. A short drabble on Emily after the events of that one terrifying night, and her hunt for a certain creature which has haunted her nightmares for years. Rated M just in case I continue it in the future.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2021
Of Do's And Don'ts — Or The Inner Workings Of The Mind Of Tracy Davis reviews
Tracey Davis has never been one to think about all those "do's" and "don'ts" that everyone else spends their time pouring over. Never has been, never will be. Written for the Hacey Discord Server's monthly Drabble!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2021 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] - Complete
Wait — I Don't Think This Was The Plan reviews
Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy managed to adopt The Boy Who Lived! Of course, their nefarious plot to eliminate him is perfectly planned, and won't have any hiccups, right? Right? Right guys? Oh no, the kid's teleporting everywhere. LUCIUS, NARCISSA, STOP LOVING THE BABY. CAN YOU ALL JUST- ARGH! Who knew trying to kill a baby peacefully would be this hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/5/2021 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Clicks, clicks, they surround him and they won't let him escape. The screaming is getting worse. Gale thinks he may have found the one way out. (Content warning for very heavy topic, rated M just in case.) Twoshot!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 999 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2021 - Published: 4/14/2021 - Gale H. - Complete
Falling Through The Words reviews
What happens when you take a normal person and stick them into a myriad of stories they already know about? Insanity. Semi-self insert, as well as inserts of readers/friends. Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Narnia, Hunger Games, Pride and Prejudice — all make an appearance. Everything I have planned to write out is written out, and you, reader, must make the next choice.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2021 - Published: 2/24/2021 - Harry P., OC
Smiles reviews
"We're both broken but maybe with some glue we can fit together" OR Cressida's the "other pair of lips" that Gale's kissing in District Two. Rated T for kissing and mentions of violence/depression. Written at 5:00 in the morning so forgive any faults in the grammar or in story history.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2021 - Gale H., Cressida - Complete
Cliché reviews
A Percabeth story in which I try to fit in as many clichés as I can because I'm bored and lonely and recently had a relapse and was like "screw it". Online interaction, hating each other at first, standing up for each other leading to love... yep I've got it all. Oh yeah, Percy breaks the fourth wall once. Enjoy, I guess. K For references to abuse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2021 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Hazel L. - Complete
World Eater reviews
It was raised darkness, cast to a side and rejected, the darkness all it knows. Cages surround it, cages of all shapes and sizes. And now, when it will finally be given the chance to have its revenge, to be free, it will see the world burn. The beast within shall rise and devour all, tearing down what men have tried to build. The age of men is over — the Vershenjai have returned.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2020 - Published: 10/20/2020
I Found You reviews
A Percabeth Cinderella story. Percy is a famous musician, while Annabeth is just your daily commute drone with a hidden talent for music. Percy just had a bad breakup. Thanks to the fairy of convenient coincidences, so has Annabeth. Annabeth does a cover and slightly changes Percy's breakup song, which he sees and is entranced by. (In process of rewriting) AGAIN, NO LEMONS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,864 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/14/2020 - Published: 7/10/2019 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J., Thalia G.
Vengeance and Vindication reviews
Let the cannons sound and the bloodshed commence! The 125th annual Hunger Games are here, and we're all rearing for the bloodshed... though there might be a little more than you expect. Coin took over Panem, the traitor Katniss is dead, and Coin's daughter now presides over the new Hunger Games. Hunger Games with a twist! Rated Mature for extreme violence. SYOT now open! No cursing
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2020 - Published: 10/3/2019 - Pres. Coin
One Inch Apart reviews
Wherein Annabeth doesn't have a lot of friends, doesn't like making friends, but Percy makes her make friends. Also, Percy is shirtless a lot. Random twoshot for Percabeth Fluff Rated T for cheesy romance. Cali Percabeth. For Vixen, because she's amazing. Nothing else needs to be said *drops mic*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/16/2019 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Leo V.
Lilies For Eltarianel reviews
LOTR Fanfiction, ONESHOT, Action/Deep Storytelling/Romance, NO LEMONS YOU THIRSTY PERVERTS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2019