Luthien'sLighthide bio
 Author has written 25 stories for Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, A Song of Ice and Fire, Book X-overs, Harry Potter, Misc. Games, Misc. Movies, and Jujutsu Kaisen. If searched for, can be found hunting for wild ramen in the nearest supermarket I NOW HAVE AN OFFICIAL DISCORD, IN WHICH I POST UPDATES, DISCUSS PLOT, AND LISTEN TO STORY IDEAS FROM READERS!: https:/ /disc ord. gg/bcG3mAWvdn Nickname: Beren Discord: Luthien'sLight#4665 Son of The King, saved by grace through faith alone, a sinner who is desperately undeserving of salvation but has received it nonetheless. I write, sometimes. And occasionally, it's actually good. |
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Blood Crest by Cauchy reviews
Nine-year-old Harry accidentally apprentices himself to a necromancer. Things go downhill from there. Eventually Necromancer!Harry, Master of Death!Harry, no pairings. Rating is for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 68 - Words: 625,415 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 3,727 - Follows: 4,442 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., OC
An Impractical Guide to Godhood by Antony444 reviews
A Percy Jackson x A Practical Guide to Godhood. Kronos had a plan. It was destroyed under his eyes. So the Lord of Time's plan ensured every plan not his would die too. Olympus is more powerful than ever, but so is Perseus Jackson. And unfortunately for them, the soul governing his body is not big on loyalty...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 678,478 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 3,276 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 7/3/2021 - Percy J.
Ron Settles Things by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Ronald Weasley isn't stupid, and he realizes something. One-Shot, Comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/8 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
A Soldier Adrift: Captain Westeros by WiseTomato reviews
The Infinity Stones are not to be wielded lightly, as Steve Rogers discovers when he washes up on the shores of Westeros. In a world of swords and spears, what difference can one shield make?
Crossover - A Song of Ice and Fire & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 621,731 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 6/23/2021
Shrouded Destiny by Gladiusx reviews
The Song is sung, and the Dawn is won, but the victory is bittersweet, and the cost is too high. Yet there is little that could not be done with magic if you were willing to pay the price. Dues are paid, fates are changed, and even destiny itself is covered with a shroud. Mild AU time travel.
A Song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 713,905 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 3,114 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 3/9/2023 - [Jon S., Val] [Robb S., Myrcella B.] - Complete
Always Bet on Bell by DashesNotHyphens reviews
"So, let me get this right. If you win, I kiss you, but if I win, you kiss me? That doesn't sound fair, " Katie Bell watched Harry Potter with amusement. Only he would be ballsy enough to come up to her and propose such a bet. Only she was confident enough to accept it. She knew she shouldn't, but he was very convincing. And cute. That might have have factored in just a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2024 - [Harry P., Katie B.] - Complete
Delicious by NotHueto reviews
"Sugar is the sociopath of foods, it acts sweet, but it's really poison" SYOT 51st. Eng&Spa
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 169,757 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2024 - Published: 1/2/2021
Thirty-Day Astoria by Hollow Body reviews
A healthy but downbeat boy meets an unhealthy but upbeat girl. HP/AG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,444 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 149 - Published: 12/5/2024 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Gimme Gimme Gimme by anorc reviews
Harry Potter, young Auror on the graveyard shift in the "Breaking up is surprisingly easy to do." multiverse. A mystery, a pretty emergency caller, tea, jammy dodgers and eventually, salad. Based wholly off the "Why don't we use ABBA song lyrics as story prompts discussion" over on Discord. This way to the Haphne server on Discord: discord dot gg/pKSdvJQvhU Just delete the spaces
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,809 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/21/2024 - Published: 3/27/2023 - Harry P., Hermione G., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
I am not paranoid! (Conspiracy theorist in Hogwarts) by pemmil reviews
"So, I don't know if it sounds a little far-fetched or not, but in my opinion other founders knew that Salazar Slytherin created a chamber of secrets under the school and was breeding dangerous monsters there. They just wanted a plausible deniability to... why are you looking at me like that?" MIchael Brown, normal Hogwarts student
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 89 - Words: 163,336 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 11/5/2024 - Published: 2/5/2023 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr., OC
Minuets in B Minor by Bar Sira reviews
What a difference one word can make…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 77,765 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/10/2024 - Published: 1/18/2016
Harry the Hufflepuff 5 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, although he has lost his way a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,999 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 7/26/2024 - Published: 7/14/2021 - Complete
Magic & Might by ANGSWIN reviews
Eddie (along with Venom, of course) moves to London where he meets an intriguing woman, is introduced to a whole new world that he never even knew existed, and gets an offer he just cannot refuse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Venom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2024 - [Luna L., Eddie B./Venom] - Complete
Luthiens Gift by ZoomieZoomie324 reviews
I'm only leaving this up because it's a gift. Harry has always wanted Normality, maybe Jesse will be that for him
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2023 - Harry P. - Complete
Deconstruct, Reconstruct by ColdLuigi reviews
When Rumi wakes up after the battle with the High-Ends, it's to missing limbs, a career cut short, and no way out. She knows there's no going back, that she can never be who she was. At least, until she meets a (hot) quirkless doctor named Izuku Midoriya. He helps her realize that there might be more hope than she thought. The Pro Hero Miruko is coming back, one way or another.
My Hero Academia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,421 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 3,512 - Updated: 12/20/2023 - Published: 7/8/2020 - [Rumi U./Mirko, Izuku M.] Keigo Takami/Hawks
May Thine Enemies Step On Legos by LordTales reviews
After recieving a mysterious letter from his godfather, Harry discovers Dumbledore and the Weasley's true colours. Determined to uncover the truth, he embarks on a trip to Gringotts Wizarding Bank. Think you've read this story before? Think again!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/21/2023 - Harry P. - Complete
Entropy by Imperium42 reviews
Midoriya Izuku didn't change overnight. The process was slow and gradual, the end result of a life filled with rejections and roadblocks- but everyone has a breaking point. Destruction brings renewal, and with the death of his old dream, Izuku has found a new one- one he intends to share. All orderly systems descend into chaos. No one is immune to entropy, heroes least of all.
My Hero Academia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 620,048 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 2,527 - Updated: 11/19/2023 - Published: 8/11/2018 - [Izuku M., Himiko Toga] [Hitoshi S., Mei H.]
One True Enemy by chibikaty reviews
Izuku Midoriya had a sizeable following online. Not as a hero, but as a conspiracy debunker. He built his following using his obscene amount of free time as a kid without friends. Shouto Todoroki wondered if this is what it felt like to have a mortal enemy. He wanted to prove the mysterious debunker wrong. He wanted a conspiracy to be right and his rival to swallow his words.
My Hero Academia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/12/2023 - Toshinori Y./All Might, Shouto T., Itsuka K., Fuyumi T. - Complete
A very ordinary girl by anorc reviews
Harry has to go to Slug club meetings, and meets someone profoundly ordinary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 193 - Published: 9/13/2023 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Luna L., Horace S. - Complete
The Dragonwolf by Gladiusx reviews
Harry Potter flees a ruined world through the veil of death. In Castle Black, Melisandre fails to resurrect Jon Snow and soon afterwards his funeral pyre is lit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 318,359 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 6,096 - Follows: 6,197 - Updated: 8/31/2023 - Published: 5/3/2022 - [Jon S., Shireen B.] Sansa S. - Complete
Magic's Intervention? by 1Valor1 reviews
Daphne finds herself stuck reliving the same day repeatedly, and unable to find out why, she seeks help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/25/2023 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Tracey D. - Complete
Gambler's Fallacy by FiveRivers reviews
Izuku's quirk wasn't the flashiest... and it kind of screwed him over, more often than not. But even so... he would use Gambler's Fallacy to become the world's greatest hero!
My Hero Academia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/8/2023 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Ochako U., Katsuki B. - Complete
Grow Young with Me by Taliesin19 reviews
He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 285,204 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 8,652 - Updated: 6/6/2023 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., OC
New York Subways Just Be Like That by Fireflaked reviews
based on a tumblr prompt that i cannot find anymore: we sit on the same subway everyday and somehow we've ended up with this weird, silent friendship where we exchange "wtf" looks when other passengers do something weird.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/31/2023 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Not Another Harry Potter Story! (SI Jumpchain series) by NotAHero101 reviews
(SI)rius Black Takes over the wizarding world, one confused Marauder at a time. (The sorting hat does not approve)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,174 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 4/6/2023 - Published: 8/4/2020
Oh no! I need to think of a new headline! by hazyreflector reviews
Bellatrix and the other Death Eaters are shocked when Hermione reveals something during her torture at Malfoy Manor. . (crack!Fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2023 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Store's Closing in Five Minutes by katocchi reviews
Annabeth gets a job at a convenience store. Her boss Grover has an interesting friend. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2023 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Voracious (Gilderoy Lockhart SI) by Bakkughan reviews
It's the old spiel: man wakes up in an unfamiliar place, in an unfamiliar body. The problem is that said place can be very dangerous and the previous owner of said body was an idiot. But the mind is a malleable thing and the fanciful ambitions of his body's previous occupant might just be what he needs to become more than ever thought possible. He's hungry for knowledge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,057 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 12/29/2022 - Published: 11/2/2021 - Gilderoy L.
Beyond the Sacred by Lomonaaeren reviews
Members of the "Sacred Twenty-Eight": "Don't you wish you were sacred like me?" Harry: "Not really, no." COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/2/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
deep blue, painted golden by annabethy reviews
Percy and Annabeth have always been headstrong. Competition is in their blood, and there's really no avoiding it, but sometimes it can be dulled. Especially when they discover that smarts are hot. Like. Really hot. Percabeth one-shot, Academic Rivals AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/4/2022 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Tracey Davis and The Yule Ball by HitoriReads reviews
Having the Ice Queen as a friend meant that Tracy seldom got the attention of the male populace of Hogwarts. But sooner or later, she knew she was gonna hit the jackpot. Well, you know what they say about tempting fate…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/13/2022 - [Tracey D., Harry P.] Blaise Z., Daphne G. - Complete
Dream State Divine by Const3llations reviews
Dreams are made of stardust. Or in Percy's case, brown, blue and green. PJO AU. Percy x Piper.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/18/2022 - Published: 6/4/2022 - [Percy J., Piper M.] - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 12,715 - Follows: 6,167 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Death by tmb1112 reviews
Death is a Quirk that can only kill. A perfect Quirk for a villain, but what if the boy who manifested that power just wanted to be a hero? Enrolling in U.A. might not be enough when all your Quirk can do is kill people. Follow Zach Sazaki from his first day in Class A on a story that spans years, as he learns to be a hero, finds out more about his Quirk, and too much to summarize!
My Hero Academia - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 259 - Words: 4,479,292 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 6/26/2022 - Published: 6/15/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, OC, 1-A Students - Complete
Leviathan by DelayedInspiration reviews
In a final act of revenge, Kronos hurls Percy through time and space. Bereft of his age, memories, and Achilles Curse, Percy becomes the Number 1 Claymore. But like all Claymores...he Awakens. Now the Giant War is coming and Hera is missing her champion. When the Olympians finally find him, though...he isn't exactly the same. Awakened!Percy, Godlike!Percy, Insane!Percy.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 158,017 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 6/8/2022 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Complete
Harry Bravo and the Danger in Getting Ridiculously Fit (for others) by WokFriedIce reviews
Inspired by a prompt on Reddit: "See, I don't understand what the big deal is." Harry flexed. Behind him, the normally unflappable Daphne Greengrass walked into a door." This story should not be taken seriously at all. A silly AU story that will hopefully make you laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 245 - Published: 6/4/2022 - [Harry P., Katie B.] Angelina J., Alicia S. - Complete
Death and Champagne by Const3llations reviews
When the doorbell rings at three o'clock in the morning, it's never good news. Spygirls? Space elves? Laser guns? What the hell is going on here? PJO/Avengers AU. Crack-fic.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,589 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 6/3/2022 - Published: 9/12/2021 - Percy J., Yelena B. - Complete
The Last Argonaut by LilDrummerBoi reviews
At 19 years old, Percy Jackson had thought that the greatest challenges before him were graduating college and saving up for marrying the girl of his dreams. Now, he's 200 years in the future, homeless, and a wanted fugitive. Wait…did that girl have bunny ears? What the hades is even going on here?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & My Hero Academia - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 269,068 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 5,424 - Follows: 5,821 - Updated: 4/27/2022 - Published: 5/29/2020 - Percy J., S. Sosaki/Mandalay, 1-A Students, Rumi U./Mirko
Quintessence of a Queen by Darth Marrs reviews
Taylor Hebert was the first human from Earth to travel in hyperspace. She was also the first human from Earth to discover why hyperspace is so very dangerous. After all, hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, is it? The Game of Thrones will never be the same again.
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 176,384 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 3,347 - Updated: 3/12/2022 - Published: 5/19/2021 - Skitter - Complete
An Old and New World by Lens of Sanity reviews
Fifteen months in Azkaban Prison following the Chamber of Secrets fiasco leaves Harry Potter less than interested in being anybody's hero, and thanks to his psychotic friends, unreliable allies, persistent enemies, prophecies, tournaments, war, politics, magic insanity, and the perils of true love, it'd be a wonder if any of us remained sane. Still, it's the only game in town…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,603 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 1/23/2022 - Published: 4/30/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Thomas R.
If You Could Read My Mind by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Second story in the Save Me series, sequel to Blame It on Me. Read this one first, or the story won't make much sense. Harry's thoughts on his relationship with Ginny, starting at New Year's Eve ball 2001 and ending just before Astoria's Christmas party.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,258 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/21/2022 - Published: 9/30/2019 - Harry P., Ginny W., Daphne G. - Complete
Tracey Davis and the Boy Wonder by VainlyInsane reviews
Tracey Davis is a Nobody Extraordinaire, ignored by the whole school. As the Yule Ball is announced, a Bossy-Bushy-Know-It-All puts none other than the Boy-Who-Lived in her path. Merlin, help. Rated T for language and questionable teenagers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,712 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 11/16/2021 - Published: 3/6/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Tracey D. - Complete
Villanos by Dani H. Danvers reviews
Todo el mundo quiere ser un héroe, pero al final no somos más que villanos en la historia de los demás. Syot cerrado. 26º juegos del hambre.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,833 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/14/2021 - Published: 1/22/2021 - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 275,887 - Reviews: 4434 - Favs: 13,865 - Follows: 14,960 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Answer Is Silence by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, implied time travel. Lord Voldemort might have been the first to know it, but others learned, including the Dursleys, the Hogwarts professors and students, and the Death Eaters: Harry Potter is terrifying. Seven parts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,192 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 11/9/2021 - Published: 11/3/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Dashing Away by Hunting Nightshade reviews
Harry seems to always attract trouble. Will his luck hold out and allow him to escape his latest encounter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2021 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] - Complete
In Living Company by Frickles reviews
All Su Li wanted was the freedom to run her business and pursue her interests. Unfortunately, the only way to guarantee that was to enlist the aid of Britain's greatest - and most insane - hero, Harry Potter. Even the best-laid plans don't go off without a hitch, though...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,659 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 206 - Published: 10/21/2021 - [Su L., Harry P.] Andromeda T., Mandy B. - Complete
I Fell in Love in a Candy Store by LilDrummerBoi reviews
Love has a way of surprising a person. Sometimes, it appeared on the street, in the corner bar, even in the workplace. But for Nejire, she found love in the most unsuspecting place of all. A small confectionary, called Sally's.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & My Hero Academia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,156 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 10/20/2021 - Published: 8/17/2021 - Percy J., Nejire Hado - Complete
Perseus Thrall-Born: A Viking's Tale by IDKHowToWritePlzHelp reviews
In antiquity, he was known as the Thrall-Born: The scourge of the Anglo-Saxons and the Bjornar Clan's last hope to maintain their foothold in England. In the modern day, he is the last line of defense between Olympus and a threat unlike anything the gods have faced before. The son of Aegir has arrived, and his axe thirsts for blood. Post HoO/No ToA
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,496 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 10/1/2021 - Published: 4/15/2021 - Percy J. - Complete
How Silently She Sings by Charlennette reviews
The story of how one meeting of eyes can change two lives, can bind two hearts. Daphne Greengrass lives in a world of silence, until Harry unwittingly breaks it apart. Harry must now fight to keep the quiet loneliness from crushing them both and, perhaps, learn that the sweetest of honeyed love drips from a throat long parched.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,317 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 9/28/2021 - Published: 9/1/2021 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by NinaBinaBallerina reviews
Cato won the 74th Hunger Games. During the victory tour, he sets his sights on Prim, the girl that ruined his victory. There's only one rule that matters in this dangerous new game: the spoils go to the Victor. COMPLETE!**NEW SEQUEL attached to the end!**
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 80 - Words: 318,887 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/26/2021 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Cato, Prim E.
My Immortal, but it's written by an AI by Will X reviews
I forced a bot to read the entirety of My Immortal, and then, despite its desperate pleas, made it write a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2021 - Published: 5/24/2021
A Knight In Purple Armour by xshadowfax reviews
Stuck in a graveyard between Death Eaters and an angry Dark Lord, Harry Potter's scrambled mind comes up with a crazy idea that might just allow him to dodge certain Death...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2021 - Harry P., Stan S., Ernie P. - Complete
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,141 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 2,364 - Updated: 6/17/2021 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 6614 - Favs: 15,885 - Follows: 18,326 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 5/23/2021 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Idea Repository by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A stash for various plot ideas, all open for adoption. In this chapter: the Confounded Goblet of Fire decides on an interesting way of solving the "underage Champion" problem. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,757 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/26/2021 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Harry P.
Extraordinary Summer by BrilliantLady reviews
It's the summer of Harry's fourth year, and his holiday includes a promotional book tour on Lockhart's behalf! During his tour Harry meets werewolves, a hag, and other interesting characters, and visits the fascinatingly unique magical districts of Paris and Gabon. Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 5 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 175,679 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 4/19/2021 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar by DarknessEnthroned reviews
Sometimes, a spoonful of sugar's all you need to make life taste a little sweeter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 378 - Published: 4/8/2021 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Law of Double Consonants by SalTalStudios reviews
After the war ended, Harry wanted nothing more than to settle down and start living his life with the woman he loved. The only trouble was finding that woman. Now, Harry has found himself at his best friend, Luna Lovegood's, door after another in a long line of failed relationships. And with her help, he's determined to find the woman who will fit his list, 'The One'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/31/2021 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,575 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 6,900 - Follows: 5,069 - Updated: 1/23/2021 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
In the Shadows of Men by IDKHowToWritePlzHelp reviews
All his life, Percy had trained to become the perfect killer. There were no men he feared and there was no fight he thought he'd lose. But when his talents lead him to Rome, he is thrust into a world of political conniving, civil unrest, and outright rebellion. This was the one battle he hadn't been trained for. This was a war not on the battlefield, but in the shadows of men.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,832 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 1/23/2021 - Published: 6/3/2020 - [Percy J., Reyna R.] Annabeth C., OC - Complete
Damaged Raven by JustBored21 reviews
Dumbledore was surprised when Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived, came to Hogwarts. He expected a saviour, what he got was a damaged boy who has no interest in playing hero for anyone. What does Harry want? He wants to be left alone. Will have my own characters starting from chapter 26. Dumbledore, Hermione, select Weasley bashing. Dark/grey, strong, intelligent Harry.Harry x Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 278,476 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 8,652 - Follows: 7,379 - Updated: 1/18/2021 - Published: 10/12/2019 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Bellatrix L., Delphi Riddle - Complete
The Kenobi Scandal by AppoApples reviews
One moment they are speeding on their way to Mos Eisley, only to be hit by a Force instigated sandstorm and the next thing Ben Kenobi knows Luke can't find the droids. What's a Jedi to do when he finds himself back before the fall of the Republic? Come up with a cover story more scandalous than time travel: Luke, this is Anakin Skywalker. Anakin, this is my son, Luke Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,160 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 8/11/2020 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Stuttering Hearts and Quickening Strings by Charlennette reviews
What is left when words fail and pride crumbles? - A journey in five parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/14/2020 - [Fleur D., Harry P.] - Complete
Fire and Rain by guacamole lover reviews
After the Rain falls, signaling the end of a ten-year drought and the beginning of the apocalypse, Annabeth knows, even at just seven years old, that she will do anything to survive. It's only decades later, when she's holding a gun to her soulmate's head, that she wonders if she's gone too far to come back. Percabeth. Soulmates, zombie apocalypse au.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2020 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Piper M.
The 15th Hunger Games by PrinceOfCorinth reviews
Quarantine SYOT: Completely open!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,645 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2020 - Published: 4/17/2020
oceans apart by annabethy reviews
In which Percy and Annabeth are famous youtubers who live oceans apart. Percabeth one-shot, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/18/2020 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Piper M., Jason G.] - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. Remastered and sequel ongoing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,374 - Reviews: 12499 - Favs: 18,268 - Follows: 12,751 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Edelweiss by SalTalStudios reviews
When Harry got on a broom for the first time to catch Neville's Remembrall, he never imagined it would be the start of a series of events that would lead him to a certain French witch and change his life forever. One-shot. Flowerpot. AU-no horcruxes, Pettigrew captured at the end of 3rd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,254 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 1,050 - Published: 9/28/2020 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Gains a Harem by TeachUsSomethingPlease reviews
"There's got to be something useful you can do with fame, honestly!" Harry says. Luna suggests a harem. Sweet, innocent, 12-year-old Harry doesn't really know what a harem entails, but more friends would be lovely. Ron refuses to be left out of the fun, and Hermione thinks it a good idea. It spirals from there. A crack!fic parody of the harem genre. Longer than intended, but fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,955 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/10/2020 - Published: 8/31/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Pranking of the Multiverse by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter has achieved immense power, a large bit of craziness, and a desire to seek amusement where he can. This will be a series of stories of him traversing the multiverse solving problems through ways that amuse him. Various crossovers planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,117 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 7/8/2020 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Harry P.
Cascading Shifts (SYOT) by WhateverIsOpen reviews
The 99th Annual Hunger Games are fast approaching, and with a capricious decision made, the Head Gamemaker has been relieved of his duty. The power vacuum left behind was hastily filled, whimsically so. The impact? A ripple that will surge through the entirety of Panem and shake it down to its core. SYOT CLOSED
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,399 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2020 - Published: 5/29/2019
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4638 - Favs: 5,470 - Follows: 4,226 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 390 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Going Home by Ragingceliac reviews
Six months have passed since the defeat of Ultron, and Wanda has yet to find unfettered comfort in the team. Natasha believes that she's made peace with the fact that Avengers are her family, first and foremost. Peter Parker is reaching the end of his rope. All the while, an new enemy has risen, and he's willing to play all the pieces on the board if it means the Avengers fall. AU
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,784 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 8/14/2019 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Long Live The King by Fangirl Shrieks reviews
"You're playing with fire, my Lady," he seethed, "and you might get burned." Feeling brave, Annabeth raised her chin in defiance. "You can't get burned, my Lord, if you're the flame." OR When Queen Athena's ball to unite four kingdoms takes an unexpected turn, Annabeth finds herself in a twisted game of love, war, lies, revenge, and betrayal. And she doesn't like to lose. Royal AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 321,891 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/13/2020 - Published: 5/12/2019 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C., Nico A. - Complete
A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 121 - Words: 359,078 - Reviews: 5179 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 3,352 - Updated: 2/20/2020 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
Call It Even by Fangirl Shrieks reviews
"I'm a socially anxious introvert, and you're the popular captain of the track team, and I know I've never spoken a word to you in my life, but my dad said if I run a marathon, then I can get a puppy, so PLEASE train me." OR Annabeth's past is shaky at best, and she's desperate for a furry companion so she seeks out Percy Jackson's help. Percabeth; Mortal AU; Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,226 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 190 - Published: 2/13/2020 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Piper M., Frederick C. - Complete
It's the Little Things in Life by guacamole lover reviews
Three weeks after Annabeth was forced to move across the country, she decided her life was pathetic, especially since she considered a hedgehog her best friend, held regular marathons of The Office, ate copious amounts of Swedish Fish instead of dinner, showered irregularly, and spent most of her time composing pretentious poems on stolen Starbucks' napkins. Percabeth. Modern AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/12/2020 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Piper M., Hazel L.
Gambit's Refrain by paradoxed reviews
It's the Solstice after the Giant War, but Artemis isn't on Olympus. Neither is Percy Jackson. A story of divinity and mortality, of love and all that comes with it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,000 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 8/23/2016 - [Artemis, Percy J.] - Complete
Contracts Gone Wild by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 133 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Albus D., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Force Interrupt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Expellitournamentus! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 207 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium by erttheking reviews
A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,010 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
Pack by mjimeyg reviews
A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,331 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 5,811 - Follows: 3,314 - Updated: 9/28/2019 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Harry P., Lex M.] J. Hammond - Complete
Sheep Led to Slaughter by Paradigm of Writing reviews
The cannons echo into the night. The shadows of blades dive back into the dark, only to rise once more. The threat looming closer, a doom foretold... it's unfortunate that the twenty-four poor souls never see the gun that's placed right between their eyes. It's the moment that the sheep has been led to the slaughter. They're all foes. The 4th Quarter Quell is here. (SYOT CLOSED)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 369,345 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 12/8/2018 - OC - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7810 - Favs: 19,215 - Follows: 21,180 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 1,665 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Ron Weasley: Love Machine by vuarapuung reviews
What if Fleur had accepted Ron's invitation to the Yule Ball?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/19/2019 - [Ron W., Fleur D.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Percy Sucks At Dating (And Other True Facts) by amalspach reviews
Percy Jackson is ADHD, dyslexic, and impatient as hell, so studying is not his strong-suit. Luckily, Annabeth Chase happens to take pity on hapless college boys who steal her table. (Percabeth, College AU.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,135 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/28/2019 - Published: 1/28/2019 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
lips long parching by Annerb reviews
Going solo to her ex's wedding is not exactly Ginny's idea of a good time, but thanks to a smuggled flask and a rather sullen Harry Potter, it's about to get a lot more interesting. (Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 101 - Published: 4/6/2019 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Different Course by Lorelai McQueen reviews
6 years after the war, Harry feels like his life his finally on track. However, life throws him a curveball and sends him spinning into the arms of someone destiny had in mind for him. Ron/Hermione. Initial Harry/Ginny. Eventual Harry/Gabrielle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
Music is My Lifeline by AquariusSunWriter reviews
Annabeth Chase is broken, jaded, scarred. She moves to NY to attend college and get away from her past. She uses her music to cope with her traumatic past, all she wants is a quiet life. When her neighbor turns out to be one of the biggest YouTubers to date, she's doesn't know what to think. But Percy Jackson just may be what she needs. YouTuber!Percy, Singer/Songwriter!Annabeth AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,868 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 8/24/2018 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Piper M., Jason G.] - Complete
Miscommunication Is Wonderful by Right What Is Wrong reviews
During the war with Voldemort, several witches and wizards independently come to a single conclusion: Voldemort has a Horcrux that must be destroyed. Luckily, each of them are thinking about a different one. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/21/2019 - James P., Regulus B., Andromeda T., Amelia B. - Complete
Homecoming by GoGreen43 reviews
Percy Jackson- Teen hottie, and famous singer. Annabeth Chase- Not so regular NY girl with not so regular problems. What happens when the two lives collide?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 78,570 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Mental Sick Day by thepurplewriter333 reviews
After noticing that Izuku's been pushing himself too hard in training, All Might suggests that he takes a mental sick day. But when Class 1-A hears things wrong, things get a little out of control. "MIDORIYA NEEDS A NEW LIVER?” One-shot.
My Hero Academia - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 180 - Published: 10/19/2018 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Tenya I., 1-A Students - Complete
Pulse by jlajulia reviews
Loki has managed to escape his captors at the end of The Avengers. Using what little magic he has, he teleports and ends up in a stranger's kitchen. The young woman he finds there reluctantly agrees to let him stay, after some threats, while he tries to regain his power. "Why don't you just kill me?" "Darling, I wouldn't want anyone to come looking for you." Dark Loki x OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 187,808 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Loki, OC
Weaving a Noose of Grass, Thorns, and other Unwieldy Things by FindingProvidence reviews
Plants had always been his thing. They listened to him, danced with him, and died for him. Nature was his subject; he was its king. But he'd always been alone. So, when Percy Jackson learned there were others like him—demigods he could relate to—he opted to meet them, hoping for more than solitude. Now if only his mother didn't expect Percy to kill her husband's children...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 9/30/2018 - Published: 4/15/2018 - [Percy J., Hylla] Bianca A., Nico A.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 6224 - Favs: 20,477 - Follows: 16,953 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Teddy's Excellent Adventure by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Six-year-old Teddy Lupin hates how unhappy his uncle Harry is. He decides to fix things. Time Travel to the rescue. HONKS. Shout out to Chaos Snow Kitsune for the idea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,332 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - [N. Tonks, Harry P.] Teddy L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7263 - Favs: 8,149 - Follows: 8,885 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Persephone by sunflowerb reviews
She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike. AU. hiccstrid. multichap
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 238,787 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 7,486 - Follows: 6,217 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 4,419 - Follows: 3,730 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Forefront by deceptive-serenade reviews
Kayla Longbottom loves her life – honestly, she does. She has a great flat in Diagon Alley where she lives with her best friend. She works a job, and it could be satisfying... sometimes. She liked being single, and sure, Albus Potter made her heart pound, but that was all it was. All of it was fine, until one day it wasn't. A story about anxiety and regrets. Albus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/29/2018 - Published: 2/9/2018 - [OC, Albus S. P.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Silver Screen by herecomesthepun reviews
in which Annabeth is a YouTuber with a penchant for Harry Potter sweaters and Percy is a rockstar who falls in love with the clumsy web star presenting his award. Percabeth, AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 134,340 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
A Proposition by fringeperson reviews
A walk in the park turns into a meet-cute with a guy who just to happens to tick all of Darcy's boxes. pre-DxB, Wintershock, Oneshot, don't own, complete.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/8/2018 - [Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] - Complete
A Chance Encounter by R-dude reviews
Hiccup is lost. Elsa is looking for something. A chance encounter between them has far-reaching consequences.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 218,659 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Anna, Elsa - Complete
A Nasty Common Name by littlewhitecat reviews
Harry Potter, Harry J. Potter, Harry James Potter…such a nasty common name Aunt Petunia had always said. Turns out she was at least partially right…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 334 - Published: 1/3/2018
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 4,393 - Follows: 1,590 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Unfaltering Bereavement by Smiling Seshat reviews
Transported into a post-apocalyptic world full of zombies, Harry must learn to survive while he searches for a way back home. On his journey to find answers, he encounters several iconic characters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,169 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Ellie, Joel, Bill
Connection by Scandinavian Sensation reviews
Mina had never really lost anyone before, and while Izuku is no expert, he finds that if helping is sometimes just being there and doing the right thing. Because, really, he knew enough about the subject to understand. Mild MinaDeku
My Hero Academia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/19/2017 - Izuku M., Mina A. - Complete
Percy Jackson and The Hogwarts Chronicles by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy Jackson saved the world. But the price was much steeper than he was willing to pay. To separate his life from the bitter memories of his past, Percy is sent to London to live with a distant cousin in hopes of a nice easy mortal life. He should have known the Fates weren't done with him yet. Rated M for a reason. Possible mature content... TBD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,646 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 3/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Percy J.
A Royal Visit by jacobk reviews
Brockton Bay receives a visit from the widely acclaimed strongest man on earth. Nothing will ever be the same.
Crossover - Worm & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,204 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 9/13/2017 - Tatsumaki, King
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1999 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Three Years Later by ScarletProphecy14 reviews
He hadn't seen her in three years. Yet, here she was. On his doorstep. Looking exhausted, teary, and broken. A blubbering, incoherent mess and he still thought she was the most beautiful thing on Earth. Romione Awards runner-up! *Now upgraded to M, for more mature, non-explicit, content.* AU-ish
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 196,531 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4563 - Favs: 9,135 - Follows: 5,573 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
24 Years, 24 Tributes by LadyCordeliaStuart reviews
The 24th Hunger Games. An SYOT. Filled
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,659 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 6167 - Favs: 14,243 - Follows: 14,361 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2452 - Favs: 9,088 - Follows: 5,229 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Uncle of Secrets by Disgruntlement reviews
Manipulative Old Bastard Attempts To Seize Control Over The Potter Vaults, You Won't Believe What Happens Next!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,807 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Exile by bennybear reviews
After the war, Draco is saved by his late grandfather's foresight. With his unanswered questions outnumbering the stars in the sky, he struggles to come to terms with reality. Will he fail yet again? Canon compliant. Prequel to my next-generation-series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,697 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 8,198 - Follows: 4,664 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Kiss The Girl by QueenoftheWilderwest reviews
It's New Year's Eve, and Hiccup has three resolutions: 1) to spend more time with his cat, 2) to remember to log out of his Facebook, and 3) Kiss Astrid Hofferson.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/31/2016 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
thé à la grenouille by Smiling Seshat reviews
In which Harry goes to Beauxbâtons instead of Hogwarts. Butterfly effects ensue, with Voldemort reviving without opposition from Harry, Dumbledore trying to save the situation and Fudge making everything worse. Meanwhile, Harry learns French. (Twist on the cliché and a slow-going Independent!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 144,612 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D., OC
Would you like your coffee black or blue? by TheWritingManiac reviews
In which Annabeth is a barista, and Percy's the guy who comes in and orders something new every day. Or, the one where Percy's dyslexic and can't read the menu, and Annabeth is more than happy to help him choose. Percabeth AU, complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,764 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
A Taste of Ismenian Water (Epilogue Version) by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The original epilogue to A Cadmean Victory before I decided to make the last chapter the epilogue and leave things hanging. Obviously it's just a single chapter and scene, but I thought I might as well share it as a separate story for those who wanted to see my version of the ending. The full version of the story will continue in A Taste of Ismenian Water (Sequel)!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 484 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 7,539 - Follows: 6,833 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Life of Harris Potter by Larry 5 life reviews
"Anyway Harris, Hermitt and Gingersnap were a clique now so they went to visit Haggard and he was like 'Yo, check out my sick dragon egg'" The mostly true and only vaguely exaggerated story of Harris Potter and his friends Gingersnap Ginger and Hermitt Ranger (plus people no one cares about.) A.K.A What I Remember from the Harry Potter Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
The Cliche Games: A Truly Awful SYOT by Dinosaur-of-Fabulousness reviews
We've all read bad SYOTs, and cringed at their awful tributes. But this story isn't one of those. Oh no. It's so much worse. SYOT closed, but the fun is just starting.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,038 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Other tributes, Finnick O., Johanna M., OC
Bibbity Bobbity Boo Times Two by Just Another Wise Girl reviews
"Who the hell are you?" "Who the hell am I?" the man repeated in an overly gruff voice, appearing insulted. "I should slap you over the head for that, Cupcake! Haven't you ever seen a fairy godfather before?" "A fairy what?" OR The one where Percy's a stable boy, Annabeth's the girl the Prince wants to marry & everything's starting to feel like a Cinderella story gone wrong. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/25/2016 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C., G. Hedge - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 6236 - Favs: 8,069 - Follows: 9,536 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 4243 - Favs: 13,267 - Follows: 14,871 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Ice Princess by Sparticustodian reviews
One-shot. Daphne Greengrass is the most Ice Princessy Ice Princess in the history of Ice Princesses. Slight xover with Dresden Files.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/30/2015 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] Albus D. - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 4,434 - Follows: 1,372 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Scourgify by Pretend Fiction reviews
The words be careful what you wish for had never rung truer. "Wait... what did she just call my father? Oh, oh god no, anyone but them! Please god no! I'd rather scourgify my own blood then have them for a family! I would take the Malfoys- no, even Voldemort over them! Anyone but...!" SI-OC. Pairings undecided. Not an SI you've read before, according to reviewers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,522 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014
Small (Creature) Comforts by littlewhitecat reviews
After the tumultous events of his third year Harry was quite looking forward to a peaceful summer. That is untill he woke up one morning to find puberty had visited him in the night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 6,777 - Follows: 2,171 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 6,914 - Follows: 3,915 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 3,936 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Blog of the Dead by Banm reviews
LegendLuigi91 used to blog every day, much to the delight of his loving audience. But when the infection hit his viewers were reduced to 0. He still blogs of course, but instead of memes and youtube he now focuses on the walking corpses trying to eat him
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,281 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 1/24/2012 - OC - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Passenger by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
When he witnessed the murder of his parents, the darkness got in him. Dumbledore took him in, taught him the best he could, and when it was clear the darkness was in too early, Albus taught Harry how to hide it, and how to get away with killing. AU based heavily on Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. Update: New sections in chapter 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,669 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P., Remus L., Cho C., Fenrir G. - Complete
The Eyes by Shadenight123 reviews
Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Hell's Cauldron by INQ8448 reviews
Snape's away on a 'special mission' from the headmaster. When the seventh year Gryffindors take their first potions lesson with his substitute, word of a Potions Master with a pedigree for insults far worse than Snape's passes through the school. Who is this Master of the Cauldron? Gordon Ramsay, Devil of Hell's Cauldron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 883 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
Patient Love by tai-chi-leigh reviews
In which Percy accidentally chains his bike to Annabeth's and she's stuck outside in the cold while she waits for him to come back. She hates him, she's sure of it... (though affection is often a confusing thing). Oneshot. Percabeth AU. Title Credits to Passenger.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/28/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
It's Lighter Than It Looks by Anna575 reviews
Or, five times Percy picks up Thor's hammer without the team seeing and one time they do. One-shot.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 879 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Percy J., Thor - Complete
Wonder by Laegwen reviews
This is a 10th Walker story about an elleth called Maith that travels with the Fellowship and falls in love with Legolas. Please give it a try; and...well...love Lord of the Rings! DISCLAIMER: I wrote this an aeon ago and it was my first (and pretty disgusting) attempt at fanfiction, so read at your own damn risk
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,896 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Legolas
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37424 - Favs: 31,833 - Follows: 23,118 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 7,066 - Follows: 3,636 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
The Price of Love by The Crownless Queen reviews
'They don't mean to keep their friendship a secret. It just sort of happens.' Harry&Lavender, from 6th Year on, for Samantha.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Lavender B., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. Satire. Parody. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 9,625 - Follows: 5,279 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3563 - Favs: 27,168 - Follows: 11,087 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Stucco Hearts by writergirl8 reviews
Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are soul mates. They know this because the small timers on their inner wrists tell them that they are meant to be. In theory, it will be easy for Annabeth to keep up the wall that surrounds her heart and stop herself from falling for Percy. In execution? Well, that's a completely different story. Cover art by magnssen. Story by Ananbeth and rongasm.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,273 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alleged Soul Mates by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Dumbledore tries (repeatedly) to convince Harry that soul mates exist, and that he has one. Harry's having none of it. Crackfic. Oneshot. Crazy!Dumbledore, sarcastic!Harry. Some language, mention of a broom cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Harry P., Su L.] Albus D., Mrs. Norris - Complete
Constant Vigilance by Kevin3 reviews
What? Why was Amelia snickering? Surely it was a good thing to have such a legendary auror like Alastor Moody as a mentor... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/3/2014
Compound Interest by Cillit Bang Bang reviews
Vernon Dursley is an ambitious man. And when he finds a freak at his front door, he opts to see it not as a burden, but as an opportunity. An opportunity that shall provide him with rich rewards in due time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,819 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Justin F., Susan B.
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 6,552 - Follows: 7,257 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Victory Day by karatemaster101 reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Johanna M., Pres. Snow - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 11,959 - Follows: 4,750 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 724 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
When in Goode by theRighteousMan reviews
Percy Jackson screwed up big during the Battle of Manhattan. Now, he has a science fiction pirate and the Avengers, including their newest recruit, Spiderman, on his tail. / "I'm a normal kid!" "Is that why we're standing fifty feet below the surface of the ocean?" /Part of my 'The Superheroes in Stark tower' universe. COMPLETE
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,628 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Percy J., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Nick F. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 9,399 - Follows: 2,968 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
New Perspective by Percyjacksonfan3 reviews
The moment Persephone realizes she loves the man who had abducted her and taken everything possible from her and the moments leading up to that. Rated T for mature content and language.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
After the End by Lli reviews
Because, let's be honest, an ending that wide open is nothing more than a thinly-veiled request for someone else to do what needs to be done. Therefore, this author has completely disregarded TLG's thoughts re: endings and done just that; despite it not being marketable to a YA audience or people with biology degrees. Post-TLG, A/H no longer just implied, now an undeniable fact.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 2,588 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 6,102 - Follows: 1,973 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Reckless by nine miles to go reviews
Sequel to "Lying Heart." Gwen has spent the last two years of her life trying to move past Peter Parker, but it's hard to forget a boy who lives twenty feet down the hall. COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,366 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 871 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 12,997 - Follows: 4,085 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
20 Things You're Not Allowed To Do In The Arena by Spaidel reviews
Ahmed Adoodie and Joy Kil found a list of '20 Things You're Not Allowed To Do In The Arena'. And, of course, they decided to do everything written on that list.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Other tributes
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 4,059 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Fruit Salad by iftheworldwasonfire reviews
Percy and Thalia's relationship is as diverse as all the fruits in a mouth-watering fruit salad. Perlia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Thalia G., Percy J. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 15,023 - Follows: 14,205 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Hocus Pocus, Adele Polkiss by Ecmm reviews
HPxOC. Runs along with the original storyline. Adele Polkiss is the younger sister of Piers Polkiss, a close friend of Dudley Dursley. This way she meets Harry Potter, a curious boy with a mysterious past, and a wonderful secret... Magic! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
Broken Bow Book 5: The Lost Prince by Xed Alpha reviews
As the most dangerous adventure of his life begins, Armani is tasked with not only a journey of self-discovery, but a challenge to recover something so elusive, that his path will take him further than he ever imagined possible... Beta by Shrrgnien. Winner of the Phoenix Best OC Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,050 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 3,766 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Talking in Her Sleep by Determamfidd reviews
Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,744 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 907 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16848 - Favs: 30,737 - Follows: 13,360 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 13,506 - Follows: 4,437 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Tis The Season Of Summertime by The Matt Silver reviews
Harry's latent Occlumency shields manifests in an interesting way in the summer after his fifth year, and adventure bids him to head out and see the world. He will confront old friends, new insanities, the occasional Death Eater, far too many hedgehogs, and have way too much fun with it all. 'Tis the season, after all. HP/DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,306 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Only Enemies by leave this world reviews
In the aftermath of the Final battle a misplaced spell sends HP and Bellatrix to an alternative world. It holds everything each of them have lost to the war and yet they find themselves inexorably drawn back to each other. HPBella done right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,169 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 4,408 - Follows: 1,180 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by bennybear reviews
One shot. AU by both means and intentions. Featuring Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. Special appearance by Severus Snape. It's too serious to be a parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 9,899 - Follows: 1,697 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 9,499 - Follows: 1,367 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 5,306 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Traveler in Black meets Harry Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A crossover between John Brunner's The Traveler in Black and Harry Potter. What happens when a being with many names, but only one nature, encounters the chaos that is the Wizarding world? For some, tragedy, for others....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 7,047 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Battles with Basilisks by SnorkackCatcher reviews
AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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Hag's Curses, Name Theft, and Other Such Romantic Concepts reviews
"Grab the statue's hand," they said, "All the tourists do it, it's a fun urban myth," they said. Percy's pretty sure statues aren't generally supposed to come to life, and it's a little awkward that this one decided to — no matter how pretty she is.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2024 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Grover - Complete
Sheriff Potter And The Philosopher's Fossil Fuel reviews
The evil MoM is attempting to steal the petroleum under Hogwarts, and institute an authoritarian state. Not under Sheriff Potter's watch, thank you kindly! Amongst shootouts, saloons, and acromantula wrangling, it's time for Sheriff Potter to prove to the Wizarding World that guns and freedom are the greatest magic there is. Welcome, one and all, to the Wild Wild Wizarding West.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/1/2024 - Published: 1/11/2024 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D., Seamus F.
Read My Lips (Or, And They Were Ridemates!) reviews
(Mortal AU) People who use Fast-Passes at theme parks deserve the death penalty. For The Boy, however, Annabeth might make an exception — even if he's kind of an idiot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2024 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Sally J., Piper M. - Complete
Definitely Totally For Sure Not Another Son Of Chaos Story reviews
Do you remember when the Percy Jackson fandom was drowning in a deluge of fics, all about the main character being the son of Chaos, lacking any sort of real conflict, and always ending halfway through because of the most bizarre reasons imaginable? Pepperidge Farm remembers. An attempt at parody without making it so realistic I want to end my life while reading.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2024 - Chiron, OC, Chaos - Complete
Help, My New Girlfriend Is An Accidental Terrorist reviews
"Anyone who says love is gentle… well, they've never met Tracey Davis." OR: In which Harry meets a five-foot-two romantic force of nature against which no heart can defend (and neither can wizarding law enforcement), Fleur Delacour meets her match, and Ron decides to introduce a new fashion craze to the wizarding world. Crack and fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,309 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/5/2023 - Published: 7/11/2023 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] [Ron W., Fleur D.] - Complete
Mortally Fluffy reviews
Tracey Davis suspects something is fishy about Potter. Sure, he's handsome, but that doesn't make up for his sneakiness, and the fact he keeps going to The Forbidden Forest in the middling hours of the morning. Following him, she discovers his dreadful secret — one of... fluffy... proportions. (Comedy with a dash of horror. Mostly gen, mentions of romantic interests.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2023 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Daphne G. - Complete
The Smiling Man reviews
"Shush child, quiet, or The Smiling Man will come. He was once human — but no longer." Whatever they did to him in that torture chamber, he was no longer human when they were done. Voldemort, in his foolishness and pride, created an Eldritch Horror, a being obsessed only with consuming enough to fill the void within. It haunts the shadows, always grinning. Fear. It is pure fear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jujutsu Kaisen - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/8/2023 - Published: 5/24/2023 - Harry P., Voldemort, Death, Sukuna R.
The Brownie reviews
War. Terrifying, bloody, devastating war is about to strike the occupants of the argo. The culprit? A pastry.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2023 - Percy J., Leo V., Frank Z., Gleeson H. - Complete
Cows, Brooms, And The Occasional Muggle Insanity reviews
"Will you be my peace, when we cannot find peace anywhere but in each other?" OR in which Harry and Ginny spend some much-needed personal time at an amusement park after the war, Ginny is in awe of how casually muggles live on the verge of death, and Harry might have an ulterior motive for the whole thing. Fluff with a dash of hurt/comfort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2023 - [Ginny W., Harry P.]
Misconceptions reviews
What if Harry Potter was a (literal) potato? What if Voldemort grew tired of his incompetent servants? What if Hermione was confused why OP!Harry chose to stay at Hogwarts and not have a harem? All of these questions and more, answered by me at three in the morning, high off caffeine and sleep deprivation!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/16/2023 - Published: 9/27/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Death, And Other Such Eternities reviews
Being the Master Of Death carries with it burdens that Harry could never have possibly predicted. Faced with immortality, and as a consequence, eternity, Harry Potter must ask himself — What is Death? What is Life? What is the meaning of these things? What is purpose, and does Eternity steal such a purpose from us? No gruesomeness but Death is a constant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2023 - Harry P., Ginny W., Death - Complete
Wait — I Don't Think This Was The Plan reviews
Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy managed to adopt The Boy Who Lived! Of course, their nefarious plot to eliminate him is perfectly planned, and won't have any hiccups, right? Right? Right guys? Oh no, the kid's teleporting everywhere. LUCIUS, NARCISSA, STOP LOVING THE BABY. CAN YOU ALL JUST- ARGH! Who knew trying to kill a baby peacefully would be this hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/30/2022 - Published: 8/5/2021 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life Is Pain But Death Is Just Lazy reviews
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Harry Potter's soul flying through Death's window ninety years before it's supposed to! The usual insanity-fueled crackfic drabble most of you have come to expect. K but has some very slight language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2022 - Harry P., Death
Regret reviews
Harry deeply regrets walking into that room all those years ago. A romance/fluff/horror Hacey drabble for the Hacey Discord server's monthly drabble competition! Rated M for slight gore and language!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/15/2021 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] - Complete
Aftermath reviews
Before Dawn. A short drabble on Emily after the events of that one terrifying night, and her hunt for a certain creature which has haunted her nightmares for years. Rated M just in case I continue it in the future.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2021
Of Do's And Don'ts — Or The Inner Workings Of The Mind Of Tracy Davis reviews
Tracey Davis has never been one to think about all those "do's" and "don'ts" that everyone else spends their time poring over. Never has been, never will be. Written for the Hacey Discord Server's monthly Drabble!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2021 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] - Complete
Click
Clicks, clicks, they surround him and they won't let him escape. The screaming is getting worse. Gale thinks he may have found the one way out. (Content warning for very heavy topic, rated M just in case.) Twoshot!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 999 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2021 - Published: 4/14/2021 - Gale H. - Complete
Falling Through The Words reviews
What happens when you take a normal person and stick them into a myriad of stories they already know about? Insanity. Semi-self insert, as well as inserts of readers/friends. Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Narnia, Hunger Games, Pride and Prejudice — all make an appearance. Everything I have planned to write out is written out, and you, reader, must make the next choice.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2021 - Published: 2/24/2021 - Harry P., OC
Smiles reviews
"We're both broken but maybe with some glue we can fit together" OR Cressida's the "other pair of lips" that Gale's kissing in District Two. Rated T for kissing and mentions of violence/depression. Written at 5:00 in the morning so forgive any faults in the grammar or in story history.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2021 - Gale H., Cressida - Complete
Cliché reviews
Clichés are Cliché for a reason. OR In which they met online, and decided on the spot to be best friends since. If only that asshole in their respective schools, they tell each other, would stop being such a jerk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2021 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Hazel L. - Complete
World Eater reviews
It was raised darkness, cast to a side and rejected, the darkness all it knows. Cages surround it, cages of all shapes and sizes. And now, when it will finally be given the chance to have its revenge, to be free, it will see the world burn. The beast within shall rise and devour all, tearing down what men have tried to build. The age of men is over — the Vershenjai have returned.
A Song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2020 - Published: 10/20/2020
I Found You reviews
A Percabeth Cinderella story. Percy is a famous musician, while Annabeth is just your daily commute drone with a hidden talent for music. Percy just had a bad breakup. Thanks to the fairy of convenient coincidences, so has Annabeth. Annabeth does a cover and slightly changes Percy's breakup song, which he sees and is entranced by. (In process of rewriting) AGAIN, NO LEMONS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,864 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/14/2020 - Published: 7/10/2019 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J., Thalia G.
Vengeance and Vindication reviews
Let the cannons sound and the bloodshed commence! The 125th annual Hunger Games are here, and we're all rearing for the bloodshed... though there might be a little more than you expect. Coin took over Panem, the traitor Katniss is dead, and Coin's daughter now presides over the new Hunger Games. Hunger Games with a twist! Rated Mature for extreme violence. SYOT now open! No cursing
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2020 - Published: 10/3/2019 - Pres. Coin
One Inch Apart reviews
Wherein Annabeth doesn't have a lot of friends, doesn't like making friends, but Percy makes her make friends. Also, Percy is shirtless a lot. Random twoshot for Percabeth Fluff Rated T for cheesy romance. Cali Percabeth. For Vixen, because she's amazing. Nothing else needs to be said *drops mic*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/16/2019 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Leo V.
Lilies For Eltarianel reviews
LOTR Fanfiction, ONESHOT, Action/Deep Storytelling/Romance, NO LEMONS YOU THIRSTY PERVERTS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2019