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Yo, I'm chaosxpaladin, nice to meet you all! I had an old account, (Name Flame Zero) It works, but I can't post stories...So I made a new one.
For those who don't know, I also voice act. Voice acting has always been something I always dreamed of being but never seriously took. I have participated in various speeches, debates, plays, as well as vocal groups. Ever since I was 6 I would mimic voices of characters in cartoons. Yu can check out my dubs on you youtube channel at:
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
There are many stories that are nothing more than... pastiches, written by unimaginative copycats and lazy writers, repeating word for word events in other stories and wasting the time of the one reading it.
And then there are many stories that are written by shallow and greedy men pandering to their audience, not daring to break out of the cage they have built for themselves, to surprise them, to create something new.
And then there are those who blindly follow what is known as the 'canon', not daring to break out of the mould that the original Creators gave us. Yet if they gave us such great gifts of imagination and the ability to exercise our free will, is it not a travesty for us to cling to stringent and arbitrary conventions, to write stories that make no effort to create something new, something inventive, something different
And that is why, Author, realize the truth of these words.
Where other men blindly follow others, fearful of creating something entirely their own, remember:
Nothing is true.
Where other men are limited by the fear of their audience's backlash, by mainstream demand, terrified of breaking the mould and example set by society and their peers, remember:
Everything is permitted.
To write what is right, and right what is wrong.
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Sometimes the best things come from not what you know, but who you know. (Anonymous)
Never explain yourself to anyone. The person who likes you doesn't need it, and the person who hates you won't believe it.
In your life, you meet people.
When you keep saying you are busy, you are never free.
When we wake up, we have two simple choices; Go back to sleep and dream, or get up and chase those dreams.
First I was dying to finish school and start College.
"To be old and wise one must first be young and stupid..."
"The more i study, the more i know. The more I know the more i forget. The more I forget the less i know...so why study?
"Don't steal! The government hates competition"
"When I say lol, I don't mean laugh out loud, I just have nothing better to say"
Time is money. So if your done here, stop wasting both
“A delayed game will eventually be good; a rushed game is bad forever.”
Thats pretty much all about me... Other than music, games, voice acting and computer time, I pretty much don't have a life...
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