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Joined 03-23-07, id: 1244261, Profile Updated: 01-24-08
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, One Piece, and Legend of Zelda.

Welcome all to the profile that probably won't get looked at! Alright, how do I start off...

1/24/08

Name: Wi-wait. Sorry, classified. I'm afraid of pedophiles...

Age: 12. I was born 1995... on December 7. It gets confusing when people know my birthday but not how old I am...+Sigh+

Race: Black

Shag Carpet: I mean hair! It's black and nappy as hell. No I won't moisturize it, that stuff feels like wax. But the 2 month mark... CUTTING DAY.

Eyes: Blond. Platinum blond. Buuut on off-chance they weren't, they'd be brown. They're also broke, so I need glasses. That's a cool color for an eye though, isn't it?

Height: Wait a minute... 5ft 6in. If you were my neighbor you'd know since my mom shows me off.

Weight: Just Weig-OK no.124 lbs. Whatever "lbs." means.

Hobbies: Laziness. I'm completely serious. No joke. I'm the laziest guy you'll meet. Aside from that I... play video games. DON'T JUDGE ME!!

Friends:...My uncle J, aunt A, aunt R, uncles C, cousin D, my friend K (Who in all truth is more J and C's friend), my gigantic Ultimate-Poochy Dozer, my stuck-up Christmas Kitty Moxie, my big ol' Tiger Joe, and my chicken (green-cheeked conure) Artemis...

Gaara smile and voice+ And you...

Favorite Show: Youtube. Don't argue. It's how I roll.

Favorite Song: Gettin' Jiggy Wit' It! May the jiggy be with you.

Favorite Anime Character: Shuichi Shindou. What's not to love? He's awesome. He may be spastic, but that's funny. I wish I had Shuichi power. I'd get transformation powers and things from nowhere conviently, not to mention a big head!

Favorite Color: Cobalt and Navy Blue. I mean, really, you can put those with any color except light pink.

A bit about J and C:

J is my best friend ever, but since were family, and only 2 years apart, we argue alot. He owns me at everything (except the ability to type) imaginable. We often talk over the phone and say mock-insane things to eachother while playing Maplestory.

ALSO J is someone you probably heard of, the nasty pscychotic and doesn't-know-to-spell-or-punctuate KAIYOSHI+Shakey words+ DON'T READ HIS STORIES. THEY WILL WILL SCAR YOU, MAKE YOU VOMIT, PUT YOU IN COMA, AND BURN OFF YOUR SKIN. But what kind of nephew would be if I meant that? They're pretty good, but they'll catch you by surprise. He'll mention me one day...

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Hide Or Die by Kaiyoshi reviews
Every genin in the world left to a camp That they must survive to become a chunin. And Naruto loves his pranks, but when he plays this one, looks like he's never going to play another prank again...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What did Hinata just do! by Romez reviews
A story about Hinata, but in this case. She's as bad as ero sennin! Maybe even worse! Who knew Hinata was such a closet perv? Wait...what did Hinata just do to Naruto! Our sweet, innocent...ah, who we kiding, she's far from Innocent! NaruHina, ch. 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,172 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Effects Of Puberty by YoungBoch reviews
RETURNING STORY! What was it like as Shinji and Asuka went through puberty? I wonder...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,805 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
So Delicious by Farawen reviews
The Naruto gang visits a karaoke bar, and the only song available is Fergalicious. Under the influence of Red Bull, everyone makes up their own version. First up is Gaara. Special appearance by Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Coffee, No Sugar, No Cream by Cookys 'n' Creem reviews
AU. Hamtaro was in a rut, he even admits it. Every day started with a cup of coffee, and every day ended with a cup of coffee. Except for one day when SHE appeared somewhere in the middle. Hamtaro POV
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Get Offa my Game! by Taranea reviews
Next year this time, the Olympic Games are ON! And we all know who s going to be there, right? But what would have gotten Sonic and Mario so eager to square off against one another in the first place? Well, 'Ego Issues' doesn t begin to describe it...
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sonic, Mario - Complete
The Satin Princess by UltrraShaddow reviews
Rouge is a successful talent agent who works with famous stars. When stress begins to set forth, she decides to get a massage. But what happens she receives a wonderful massage from a hot, arrogant, black and red hedgehog? Sparks fly!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Rouge, Shadow - Complete
A Gaara Ino Christmas Special by YellowDucks reviews
A christmas parody starring Gaara and Ino XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Hate Me by Imprisoned Fire reviews
I want her to be happy, to have the best this world has to offer. I want to make sure she stays safe from all harm, that nothing can ever hurt her. But to ensure her happiness, to guarantee her safety, she must first learn to hate me… SonAmy Oneshot
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Until Eternity by Eternamente reviews
AU Yaoi /Riku.Sora/ A wonderful life is cut short as Sora falls victim to a tragic accident. Now with a divine purpose, our angelic hero's bond of love surpasses the constraints of immortality.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,571 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Sora, Riku
Like a Star but Like an Ocean by YellowDucks reviews
Gaara's feeling a bit sad. Insert Inochan to make him feel all better XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Nothing Will Ever Change That by YoungBoch reviews
The beginning... eh, just read it, by now I'm sure most of you have read at least a little of it. After that, think of this as more of a TV series with diffrent plots for every few chapters. Shinji x Asuka and OC pairings. FINISHED! Hope you all like it!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 120 - Words: 291,929 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Flowers for Gaara by Ho-sama reviews
GaaIno. That's Gaara X Ino. It's Spring time, a time of love and blooming flowers. Romance is everywhere, except with a lonely flower shop worker. Could she ever find something special in a certain redhead? [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,742 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Ancient Ways, Ancient Evils by Hero-of-Winds reviews
An ancient evil powerful beyond measure rises, and the world is changed forever. Sonic and Co. are ordained by fate to put a stop to this evil. Betrayals, new friends, romance galore! SonicxOC, ShadxAmy, TailsxCream, OCxKnucklesxRouge triangle. 100k hits!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 151,559 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Amy, Shadow - Complete
Strange Events can lead to Family by Magemaster reviews
LuffyxNami A little girl appears and changes the crew around.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Please Knock by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Siblings should always knock before entering a bathroom. Unless you like to be traumatized, but I think the Siblings of the Sand would agree that they've had enough bad images burned into their brains. One Shot, Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Lost For You by Kite kcc reviews
Takes place after the OAVs -- Naota goes off to look for Mamimi. ~completed!~
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2001 - Published: 6/18/2001 - Complete
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Seeking Something reviews
Neji is bored. That's it. But he doesn't want that to be it. Look as he makes a huge change in his life. Mostly from Neji point of view POV . PLEASE READ I have almost no hits on my stories. Just click on the story and I'll get a hit. You might enjoy it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Neji H.
Smile, Frown, & Smile Again
A short, messy story about Zelda's relationship problems. Betty Crocker dramacake overiced by my comments, underfilled by characters, and decorated randomly with humor! Yum...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Prematurely Mature reviews
Luffy and Nami have gotten together and had kids. And get it on every other day. When a missunderstanding occurs, what will happen to the only son and least crazy of the kids?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Rabid Statues
Sakura had just wanted to tell them something. But then they start to creep her out like a clown in an office building.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete