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I don't like messing with politics, especially in a venue like this, but I finally got fed up with people who should know better supporting abortion, so I'm just going to say this: If your mother had gotten an abortion when she was pregnant with you, you would not exist. What does that imply?

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Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? by zugrian reviews
This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,509 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 11h - Published: 7/13/2020 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P., Thanos
The Good War by inwardtransience reviews
Despite her best efforts, Elizabeth Potter is repeatedly drawn into situations she wants absolutely nothing to do with. People just refuse to leave her the hell alone. (fem!Harry, dark!independent!Harry, mentor!Snape, F/F, playing with tropes for fun and profit)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 319,316 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 11h - Published: 4/19/2020
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,434 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 3,012 - Follows: 4,266 - Updated: 17h - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 435,085 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 2,922 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Ring-Maker by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 131 - Words: 360,553 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Sauron, Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,141 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Departure from the Diary by TendraelUmbra reviews
Harry is fully prepared to face the basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets to save Ginny. Unfortunately, he never gets a chance. Tamelyn Riddle realises that killing one student and draining the soul of another would leave too much evidence of her return. Luckily, there's another horcrux right in her reach that she can use to hitch a ride. A slowburn Harry/fem!Riddle fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,435 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 3,290 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/30/2019 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter and the Egger Route by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Dursleys leave Harry in his cupboard, but will he be there when they get home? Well... no, otherwise we wouldn't have a story. Harry Potter changes genres from Juvenile Fantasy to Space Opera!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witches of Karres - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,855 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Harry P.
Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,408 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 4,021 - Follows: 5,416 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D.
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,779 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 11,428 - Follows: 13,666 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
By Gods Forsaken by inwardtransience reviews
One day, the shadows will part, and the skies will open wide. When he rises, everyone will see.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 329,491 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 11/11/2018
With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,423 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
Dreams of Tomorrow by Rapidfyrez reviews
When the world is besieged, when good men fall and evil runs rampant, sometimes a spark of hope is all that's needed to clear the board. A dream, an ideal for a better tomorrow. (Rewrite of Echoes of Yesterday)
Crossover - Supergirl & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,627 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 10/23/2020 - Skitter, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 93 - Words: 910,461 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 3,043 - Follows: 3,543 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Adaptation by 6thfloormadness reviews
Shard swap. Hard to lose a fight if you can adapt to whatever they throw at you.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,749 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/25/2017 - Skitter - Complete
Sons and Daughters of Sineya by dogbertcarroll reviews
Buffy and Willow followed Xander through a wardrobe into a world of magic and wonder, the only thing it lacked was warm water.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,207 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/16/2020 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
The Tales of a Teenage Necromancer by Nemesis13 reviews
In the aftermath of her mother's death, 13-year-old Taylor Hebert discovers her mother's Necromancy books up in the attic. Hilarity Ensues.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,908 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 1/12
Spells in Silence by Silently Watches reviews
Hazel Potter has always been strange. People say she knows too much and says too little. When Aunt Petunia utters that forbidden word, 'magic', it sends Hazel on a hunt for the truth. If only the Wizarding World could have guided the direction of her search… femHarry with a focus on witchcraft
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,363 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 2/27/2020 - Harry P.
The Inevitability of Oversight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin's life at the temple seems to have stabilized...mostly. No small feat for a time-traveling former Sith. But, even with support from those who know, the tentative balance he's found can't last. And once Sidious gets involved, he can only prepare to face him and hope he can make it work out; well, if he can learn to hope again. Sequel to Dangers of Foresight Cover:AngelGidget
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 153,911 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Siri T.
Harry Potter: Minor God by TheWriterOfVoid reviews
When the post for a minor Godhood fell vacant, it was decided by the council of Gods to hold a lottery to fill the post. As luck would have it, the God of Lottery pronounced the victor to be Harry Potter, an eleven year old wizard. So begins the story of Harry Potter, God of… Glue?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,451 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 3/9 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Distance Learning for Fun and Profit by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has skillz. And is smarter than the average girl... Strange things result. This is a story that started as a collection of snippets, which seems to have become large enough to warrant taking further. So here it is...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,047 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 1/1
Theogony by Darth Marrs reviews
"I was born almost three thousand years ago in the city of Sparta, born of a mortal woman and Zeus the Aegis Holder, the King of Olympus. I am a god. Your mother was born over three thousand years ago to Njord of the Vanir, and Nerthus, the River Goddess of the Northlands, and she was a goddess. And you, Taylor, are a goddess also." Being a god carries a terrible responsibility.
Crossover - God of War & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 260,538 - Reviews: 3627 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 4,246 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 5/6/2020 - Skitter - Complete
A Mafia Princess by Nemesis13 reviews
Sarah was terrified, cornered, and about to be enslaved by a megalomaniac with delusions of self importance. She briefly broke free, was cornered again... Then she was saved by a pistol toting teen who was offering her a job with full dental, medical, and optical insurance. Apparently, only those not borne there did not realize that the Heberts ran Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 5/17 - [Skitter, Tattletale]
Unfinished Business by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Spinoff of 'Ghosts of the Past'. When a school trip takes them to New Orleans, Carol Danvers is expecting trouble and Peter Parker is hoping to keep up his façade of normality. One's right, and one's deluded. Now, the future awaits, the past refuses to remain buried, and the fate of the world is in the hands of two teenagers who only kind of get along. What could possibly go wrong?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,789 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 12/23/2020
Hogwarts- An Escalation by Temporal Knight reviews
Taylor Hebert is knocked into Harry Potter's world right before the start of Harry's Fifth Year. Taylor does not meet Harry first, but instead the Greengrasses. Taylor being Taylor, she still endeavors to help the messed up situation. And...she still has her power...Now she just has to resist escalating the heck out of the entire world...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,893 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 12/30/2020 - [Skitter, Daphne G.] Harry P.
Scenes from a Hat by frodogenic reviews
Being tiny scenes that all start with the same sentence. Audience suggestions accepted :)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader
Gryffindor's Girl by SilverStarwolfe reviews
When a magical backlash causes a rift in space and time, Mary Jane Potter gains the memories of her male counterpart. With only a few years before her inevitable death, Mary works to defeat Voldemort and keep her friends and family safe. Year 3 & 4 complete. Rated M for language, mature themes, and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,569 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 9/2/2015
Archer by Fencer22 reviews
The Entities wanted to destroy all versions of Earth. Gaia and Alaya objected to that. Hijacking a shard they sent Counter Guardian Emiya through to fight. Now bound to Taylor the pair must adapt and grow in order to face the coming threat. In other words Taylor inherits Archer's powers. Extreme divergences from canon.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 130,738 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 3,623 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 12/3/2018 - Archer, Skitter, Flechette
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 187,555 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 4,277 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
A Late Night Walk by Temporal Knight reviews
Taylor died in the locker and was buried. It's a real shame she didn't stay in her grave. A shame for the city that is. Lisa on the other hand is certainly happy to have stumbled across a vampire bodyguard. A bodyguard who needs a friend and protector just as badly as Lisa herself does. Perhaps these two can help each other to heal? Maybe stop the vampire from killing the city too.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,999 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 11/16/2020 - [Skitter, Tattletale] Emma B.
Wyvern by ack1308 reviews
Taylor becomes a dragon. Hijinks ensue.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,087 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 3,407 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 8/4/2015
Honey and Magic by White Squirrel reviews
Everyone knew Matilda was a rather extraordinary child, but even she didn't know she was a witch. Matilda Honey receives her Hogwarts letter in the year of the Triwizard Tournament, and soon, she will leave her unique mark on the magical world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Matilda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,718 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 7/29/2020 - Harry P., Cedric D., Matilda W., Miss. Honey - Complete
Working for the Weekend by dogbertcarroll reviews
Arriving in Sunnydale ready to start a new life as a normal teenager, Buffy discovered she wasn't the only one who dealt with strange events and that maybe it wasn't all bad, but she couldn't shake the feeling that something had been listening when she'd wished for a vacation.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,643 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 7/5/2020
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 723,045 - Reviews: 3187 - Favs: 4,758 - Follows: 5,219 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
Of Magecraft and Ninjutsu by DieMongrel reviews
Adopted from A Dyslexic Writer. Basically Rin messes up an attempt to open a window into the Kaleidoscope and drags Shirou and Sakura with her. Zelretch then sends them off to be reincarnated in the Naruto universe with memories and abilities intact. T rating because Emiya Shirou is an Eroge Protagonist. Possible M rating later.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,996 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 3,545 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/8/2020 - Shirō E., Rin T., Sakura M.
Taylor Hebert, Medhall Intern by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert is interning for Medhall. She has no idea who's actually in charge. This should be interesting.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,926 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 2/26/2019
Alea Iacta Est by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 3,149 - Follows: 3,831 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 7/11/2015
Hardlight by Temporal Knight reviews
Danny decided to start dating again after Annette died and he winds up with the woman who tried to quit the Empire. Problem one? Taylor is gay and very not okay with having an ex-Nazi as an almost stepmother. Problem two? Kayden is actually a very good almost stepmother. An alternate trigger, coupled with a mother who is both present and caring, cause the Bay's politics to crumble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,778 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/28/2020 - [Skitter, Rune] E. Piggot, Kayden R./Purity
Harry Potter and the Physical Adept by HaikenEdge reviews
The direct continuation of Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts, in which cyberpunk-influenced, tabletop RPG-loving Harry Potter continues his life in and out of Hogwarts. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Violent!Harry. Book 2 in Harry Potter and the RPG Influence. Rated M for language, graphic violence and sexual content. Dumbledore bashing, apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,329 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Norberta - Complete
With Another Ring by dogbertcarroll reviews
In the tradition of Zoat's 'With This Ring' an SI with a power ring appears in orbit around DC's Earth wearing just what they'd worn to bed. This was not a danger of sleeping naked he'd expected.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,111 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/3
The Long Way Around by inwardtransience reviews
Beth's ill-advised jaunt into the Department of Mysteries goes badly, because of course it does. She ends up accidentally causing a weird magical chain-reaction and getting herself tossed a thousand years into the past, because OF COURSE she does. At this point, she's not even surprised anymore. That's just her luck, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,290 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 12/25/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Salazar S., Helga H.
One Bad Day by ack1308 reviews
What if several Worm characters had a really bad day, the sort of day from which there is no coming back? What happens to Brockton Bay then?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,645 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
Dragons Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Hiccup and the other characters of How To Train Your Dragon, caught in a series of time loops along the lines of Innortal's. What happens when a boy and his dragon take a jaunt across the multiverse? (Now contains other dragons at times. Like Pern.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 205,993 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Worm - Waterworks by SeerKing reviews
Taylor Triggers with the power of Hydrokinesis. She will wash away those who stand before her. Alt!Power! Taylor. Worm belongs to Wildbow. TaylorxLisaxAmy. Now has a TVTropes Page!
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,504 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 5,071 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 3/18/2016 - [Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea] Victoria D./Glory Girl
Confrontation II: the Reckoning by ack1308 reviews
While embarking on therapy-mandated activities, Taylor and Sophia literally run into someone on the Boardwalk. This will have far-reaching consequences. (This is the sequel to my other fic, Confrontation.)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,300 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Imp, Shadow Stalker - Complete
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 305 - Words: 1,973,032 - Reviews: 16892 - Favs: 9,107 - Follows: 8,342 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Immortality is BS by kepic reviews
An immortal GURPS character ends up in Brockton Bay. He's clueless and has an almost useless power. On the positive side, GURPS characters do improve over time, and he is immortal.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,032 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 10/10/2018 - Skitter, OC
A Life Twice Lived by Nemesis13 reviews
Draco Malfoy died at the venerable age of 107, and who awaited him at the crossroads? His mother? His wife? No, it had to be his eccentric former rival, eventual best friend, and far too often partner in chaos Harry Potter. Oh, and of course he had a deal to offer Draco to live his life anew, and obviously there was a caveat to it all that he wasn't privy to, damn Potters.Fem!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 90,052 - Reviews: 2690 - Favs: 5,340 - Follows: 6,300 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., N. Tonks
Quantum Entanglement by CaspianAlexander reviews
Voldemort won. The last of the war criminals Hermione Granger is about to face public execution. Except - it doesn't work out that way. What would you do if you went back twenty years in time? With nothing to lose, Hermione creates a ruthless deception. She enters Slytherin as pureblood Hermione Black with one thing on her mind: Revenge. Unapologetic trope-abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,704 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 4,361 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Regulus B., Rabastan L.
Escaping Fate by Temporal Knight reviews
In one world Lisa managed to walk a fine line between annoying Coil and keeping herself a free woman. In another, she fell off that knife edge. But if she should manage to get away after being broken, and if she should be taken in by a new hero trying to make a difference...things might go down a different path indeed.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,982 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 12/9/2020 - [Skitter, Tattletale] Victoria D./Glory Girl - Complete
Her Bark's Worse Than Her Bite by DapperDalton reviews
Amy Dallon, Panacea. Brockton Bay's greatest healer. And a guilt ridden, sarcastic, and vindictive teenager with a lot of issues. A circumstance of fate while coming home from the hospital one night leads her to one, amazing discovery. Putting on a mask and beating people up is really, really satisfying.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 8/30/2020 - Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Brandish
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,054 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 8,293 - Follows: 8,449 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,575 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 5,576 - Follows: 4,425 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Memoirs of a Young Parahuman by Nemesis13 reviews
"What do you do when you are given the power to make Magic Orbs that let you fly, take out brutes, blow shit up and can gift them to loyal subordinates? Exactly what you would expect, take over the world." Resigned sighing interrupted the cackling laughter that followed, "Aisha, what have I told you about reading my Memoirs to the kids!" A Talented Tanya Tinted Tinker Taylor.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/5 - Skitter, Regent, Tattletale, Imp
Wood it Work by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,728 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Xander H., Willow R., Jesse M., OC
A Minor Intervention by LeighaGreene reviews
Buffy and company are in over their heads with the First and its mind-games. When Xander is used to open the Seal, their universe is invaded by something altogether stranger and more terrifying than Turok-Han: Bella Black and Mira Zabini. They were on holiday and got lost. Bella quickly picks a fight with the First because it's an insult to the Dark to call that thing evil.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 177,119 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/9/2020 - Buffy S., Spike, Willow R., Bellatrix L.
The Villainess' Flowers by whitetigerwolf reviews
Azalea Potter had either the best of luck, or the worst. On one hand, she got to sleep with some pretty hot women. One the other...she keeps getting pregnant. Written as a creative jump-start for my muse. Crack taking itself seriously. M for...well the description should explain it. FemHarry
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,062 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/21/2020 - Harry P.
Ghosts of the Past by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Sequel to Child of the Storm. Harry's life has changed a lot over the past year, what with the return of his father, Thor, murder attempts by everything from HYDRA assassins to Elder Gods keeping him on his toes and making a few new friends. But while Chthon and HYDRA are gone, all sorts of dark things have been stirred up, things thought long gone. And guess who they're after...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 982,244 - Reviews: 4678 - Favs: 3,563 - Follows: 4,151 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 7/12/2016
The Lady of (New) Avalon by LeighaGreene reviews
Sirius follows up on trying to get Snape expelled (or killed) with getting a sex change. Incidentally realises Bella doesn't hate her, is drawn back into the Family and the Dark. Attempts to end the war through diplomacy, accidentally escalates it. Is very conflicted about everything. AU First War, fem!Sirius (Aster), dark!Lily, worldbuilding from Coming of Age and The Plan series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 272,247 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/7/2020 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr.
That Was Part of the Plan by LysandraLeigh reviews
One year has passed since Lyra (formerly Bellatrix) Black traveled thirty years into an alternate future. Unfortunately, this means she's expected to go back to boring Hogwarts for more boring normal people stuff. Except, there is that Tournament thing. And Angel Black. And her muggleborn girlfriend. And maybe an international incident or two... Never mind, should be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 526,530 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 11/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Blink by Nemesis13 reviews
Keiko Kirigaya had survived the sinking of Kyushu while watching nearly her entire family perish in its wake, which of course caused her to trigger. As is usual with powers, they did nothing to help save the ones she loved and only made her feel more useless. Years later she lives in Brockton Bay with her Grandfather, and befriends social pariah Taylor Hebert.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,873 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 10/2/2020
Call Me Moriarty by ProfessorScrooge reviews
Jasmine Potter came out of her abusive childhood changed, showing sociopathic tendencies. When laying eyes upon the wizarding world she sees opportunity, and takes up the mantle of her favourite villain. The balance shifts as the chessboard is shaken up by a new player. But what of her foil, Miss Granger? AU,OOC, F/F, HarryxHermione. Won't be finished, plot outline given in Ch.20
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,680 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 3,549 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
The Will of Heaven by inwardtransience reviews
The Ministry's ambush in the Department of Mysteries goes badly, and Ellie and Sirius end up falling into another world. Vaguely Eastern, but also not? Also, there are monsters apparently? Teaming up with Youko, another person from their world lost here, they try to figure out what the hell is going on...and also find some decent bloody tea.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twelve Kingdoms - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/25/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B., Shoukei, Youko Nakajimaukao
A Hard Earned Life by Nemesis13 reviews
Khepri died by Contessa's hand, yet certain Aspects were rather put out with how her story ended. Fate and Destiny decided Taylor got a raw deal, mostly due to their own meddling, and felt the best way to reward her would be to give her a second chance at a happy life and a new friend. The fact that new friend was a chaos incarnate Potter was just convenient happenstance, of course
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 12/18/2020 - Published: 12/5/2020 - Harry P., Skitter
A Noble Lord's Duty by Leyrann reviews
Harry Potter travels back in time to take up his many Lordships, get himself some future wives – as per tradition – and turn the wizarding world upside down. Cliché? Well… that's the point. No bashing though.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,603 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 5/30/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L.] - Complete
All Alone by ack1308 reviews
Events in the alley go badly wrong ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,627 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/11/2020 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B.
The Plagiarist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Halloween is a fun time in the Buffyverse, especially Buffy's first Halloween in Sunnydale. The trickster gods take a more active hand and Xander finds himself... someplace he's always dreamed of visiting. Which is probably for the best, at least until the girls at home calm down... and with multiple copies of some of his girls that may take some time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 4/24/2015
Mutant Deviations by Temporal Knight reviews
When Taylor Hebert triggered she found herself with no support at all. Neither friends, nor family came to her rescue or even offered pleasant words of comfort. When even her own father didn't show up at the hospital...Taylor knew she'd have to make her own way through life. A little paranoia never hurt anyone when heroing. Until she found a secret she never should have learned...
Worm - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 353,205 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 9/20/2019 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea, Canary - Complete
Echoes by inwardtransience reviews
The Jedi thought that, by turning their greatest enemy into an unwitting assassin, they could grasp victory from the jaws of defeat, and safeguard the Republic, the democratic and egalitarian principles at its foundation, for future generations. Really, they should have just killed her.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 302,390 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/3/2020 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., Yuthura B.
Power Without Limit (Worm-SWN SI) by TheFat1 reviews
The author wakes up in Brocton Bay with the powers of a Psychic from Stars Without Number 1e. Now, all he has to do is survive Leviathan, invent future technology, level well past the average, and try not to be driven insane by his own powers. Should be simple, right? Contains some fourth wall breaking/poking, themes of depression, and a plot partially driven by dice rolls.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,530 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/2/2020 - Published: 2/10/2018
Red, White, and Blue by realjoehundredaire reviews
He dressed up as his state's senior senator. Now he's a blue woman. How the hell does Xander keep landing himself in these situations?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,189 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 11/30/2020 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Willow R., Emma Frost
Vista has enough by mp3.1415player reviews
Vista is not a happy girl, and eventually this has consequences...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,542 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 445 - Published: 11/29/2020 - Complete
Harry Potter, et al, and the Keystone Council by OlegGunnarsson reviews
All his life, Harry Potter had heard voices inside his head. He never expected to learn that the voices were his own. Five different Harry Potters, from five different worlds, must work together to survive life, school, and the second war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 218,006 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Harry P.
Tarantism by TheFat1 reviews
Taylor's trigger is slightly altered, and her power is altered in turn. Brockton Bay is about to face the largest outbreak of choreomania ever, and it may never be the same. All songs and lyrics belong to their respective writers and singers.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,993 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 11/25/2020 - Published: 11/8/2017
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 224 - Words: 2,328,369 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 11/19/2020 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
Paint It Black by Nemesis13 reviews
Iris Potter was given the solemn duty to protect her young male counterpart the next reality over from the forces of evil. The only problem? They forgot to give her any rules to follow. Now known as Iris Black watch as she kidnaps Harry Potter and turns reality on its head as she finds the best way to make his childhood not only memorable, but worthy of the Marauders Dynasty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,850 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 3,506 - Updated: 11/15/2020 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., OC
Triggered Towards the Dark Side (A Rewrite) by Nemesis13 reviews
Taylor Hebert never wanted to be a cape, hell she never wanted any sort of attention other then from those she cared about, but that had been stolen from her. Stolen during an eighteen month long bullying campaign that ended in a casual murder attempt that was brushed under the rug. Unfortunately for her tormentors they managed to awaken her true power, Revan. Slight TOR crossover
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 10/30/2020
Son of the Archer and The Year of the Egos by Melancholy's Sunshine reviews
Third installment of the Son of the Archer series. Ron has survived his first year at Hogwarts. But it's never that simple is it? After all, he still has his family he was raised with, and the family he was born to in his life. Add in one of the most egotistical muggle men to grace technology and famous magical author and watch things get out of hand.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,660 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Ron W., Gilderoy L., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Lucky at Cards by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander Harris' dating problems take a turn for the weird, as is the norm when you attend a high school perched on the mouth of Hell. But you know what they say, if you can't be lucky at love, be lucky at cards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,940 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 11/9/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017
A Kernel Of Truth by mp3.1415player reviews
A long time ago, in a city filled with oddities, no one realized just how odd some of those oddities were... Actually, it wasn't all that long ago, but it was still very odd. Of course it was, Taylor Hebert was involved! (Another story that started as a one-shot and sort of... grew)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,558 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 10/29/2020 - Published: 9/6/2020
Prodigal Daughter by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert is sure that her Dad isn't her real father. When she finds out who it really is, her world will never be the same again. Nor will Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 10/25/2020 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Skitter, Danny H., Emma B.
Pairing Oneshots by Leyrann reviews
A collection of oneshots that each focus on a different Harry Potter pairing that sees no or little love from the community. Includes both single and multi pairings. Some pairings will include genderswaps. Some pairings may be fem!slash, but there will be no slash. There will also be no lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/19/2020 - Published: 9/21/2020 - Harry P.
I Aim to Misbehave by White Squirrel reviews
Harry Potter escapes from Earth-That-Was via magitech, but goes missing. When he is finally unfrozen in the 26th century, he faces a new oppressive regime in the form of the Alliance while he tries to find the lost magical community in the Verse. Epilogue-compliant, No Power in the 'Verse-compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,912 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 10/18/2020 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Harry P., River
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Ever Expanding Hogwarts Class of 1998 by OlegGunnarsson reviews
An extra-dimensional being sends a hero from their universe to King's Cross in September 1991, with the goal of helping young Harry Potter. Unfortunately, they aren't the only one who decides to intervene, and the sorting that night just keeps getting longer & longer. Chapter Four featuring Gandalf from Lord of the Rings and Loki from the MCU.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,532 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/12/2020 - Published: 11/5/2019 - Harry P.
Spider-Mage by zArkham reviews
While visiting a lab in London on a field trip while at Stonewall High, Harry is bitten by a irradiated acromantula which turns him into the Spider-Mage. He then goes to Hogwarts until becoming part of the larger HP/MCU universe. (Starts in 2010 and in the same continuity as my Ironheart fic) Harry/Kitty Pryde (?)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,540 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 10/12/2020 - Published: 3/22/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., P. Parker/Spider-man
Riddle of the Ages by Leyrann reviews
At the age of seven, Harry Potter meets the new neighbors, including twin sisters his age. When he introduces himself, they recognize his name. Four years later, a very different Harry Potter takes the train to Hogwarts. See AN for more detailed information. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,977 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 10/5/2020 - Published: 8/12/2019 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G., Delphi Riddle
Ironheart by zArkham reviews
Riri Williams is a brilliant polymath MIT student interning at Stark Industries. Yet her life changes when a demo of the Jericho Missile in Afghanistan goes horribly wrong. Suddenly she's thrown into a world of intrigue, invention and not a little insanity. How will a promise to a dying man affect her destiny? HYDRA-centric arc (Includes Spider-Mage HP)
Crossover - Avengers & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,452 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/30/2020 - Published: 9/4/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Hermione Granger and the Paradigm Shift by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,780 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 10/8/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Wheel Is Come Full Circle by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione goes to Australia to bring her parent home and gets a big surprise. It turns out her Memory Charm wasn't enough to fill the hole in their lives. Now, she has a new sister who will be starting at Hogwarts as she returns for her seventh year and deals with the aftermath of the war. Epilogue-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,898 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/21/2020 - Published: 4/3/2017 - Hermione G., OC
Parliamentary Procedure by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry Potter becomes annoyed with the Postwar Do-Nothing Wizengamot, and suggests that a monkey might be able to do the job. His familiar, a beautiful grey Adder, convinces him that a snake would do just as well. Thus, a legend is born, and the Wizarding World would never be the same. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 147 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Harry P., OC, Xenophilius L. - Complete
Altered Paths by Nemesis13 reviews
Taylor's shard pinged off of Shadow Stalker and the Undersiders' shards turning Taylor into something….utterly terrifying and completely unpredictable. Featuring an Alt!Power set reminiscent of Pride of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood fame, a Tinker partner specializing in light energy weapons, and a city filled with villains to traumatize with Eldritch horror nightmare fuel.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,175 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 9/14/2020 - Published: 1/19/2020 - [Skitter, Madison C.] Tattletale
A Turn in Time Saves Nine by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Prisoner of Azkaban alternate ending. When they meet Sirius Black in the Shrieking Shack, instead of getting caught, Hermione grabs Harry and Time-Turns them away. Just like Dumbledore asked her to at the start of the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 138 - Published: 8/29/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Queen of Swords by DschingisKhan reviews
When she was little, Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero. Deep down, she might still. Instead of connecting to a Shard, she connects to the Throne of Heroes and begins to dream of swords.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 10/1/2017 - Skitter
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 6/9/2016
Harry Potter and the Pranking of the Multiverse by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter has achieved immense power, a large bit of craziness, and a desire to seek amusement where he can. This will be a series of stories of him traversing the multiverse solving problems through ways that amuse him. Various crossovers planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,117 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 7/8/2020 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Harry P.
A Cheerleader Far, Far Away by realjoehundredaire reviews
Cordelia Chase gets a new lease on life after her death on Earth. Heaven help the galaxy far, far away…
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,286 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/7/2020 - Published: 1/16/2016 - [Cordelia C., OC] Aayla S., Barriss O.
Knight of Rebellion by Nemesis13 reviews
When Taylor triggered, she met a heroic spirit in limbo who out of sheer boredom offered her a chance to use her powers for her own gains, and really who was she going to trust more, Sir Mordred, or the creepy space whale that apparently wanted to violate her soul? Taylor honestly felt her choices were a bit limited if truth were to be told, but she'd never let Mordred know that.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 6/30/2020 - Published: 12/5/2019 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Lung
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 11,899 - Follows: 14,847 - Updated: 6/26/2020 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by realjoehundredaire reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers. Crossover between Harry Potter and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with pre-Fox acquisition X-Men elements and reimagined Inhumans. Polyamorous Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,802 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 3,851 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 6/27/2008 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Daphne G., Loki
Phoning it in by dogbertcarroll reviews
A CYOA Story with a twist, an SI with no knowledge of the setting but the ability to escape anything except his fate.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,518 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 8/13/2015
A Sensational Story by Srikanth1808 reviews
The sequel to "A Dramatic Reading" by White Squirrel - join Hogwarts and invited Ministry guests as they continue with a public reading of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets", by J.K. Rowling. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *minimal quotations*, and White Squirrel's permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,398 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 3,633 - Updated: 6/11/2020 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Harry P.
Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 292,716 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 6,450 - Follows: 7,615 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 4,381 - Follows: 3,684 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Nothing to do with the Plan by LysandraLeigh reviews
Too many things happen in the summer of 1994. (A pseudo-sequel of All According to Plan, a collaboration between LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,761 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/20/2020 - Published: 8/25/2019 - Complete
Musical Melodies by Nyx the Author reviews
We all know the story of Taylor and the Locker. But what if a much more significant event happened slightly differently? Things are going to get jazzy. (Flute is Trigger/Musical!Taylor, based off of Cacophony from Space Battles.) No Longer on Hiatus, though updates take a while because I have other personal projects and other story ideas.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,676 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 5/18/2020 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea, Danny H.
Quintessence by Darth Marrs reviews
The Galaxy Far Far Away did not fall easily to the Entities. With their last breath, the survivors of that galaxy planted a seed of hope for any other worlds that might fall. Naturally, with Taylor Hebert's luck, that seed planted itself in her. A Star Wars/Worm Crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 226,747 - Reviews: 3466 - Favs: 3,382 - Follows: 3,488 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 7/20/2019 - Skitter - Complete
Embracing the Role by inwardtransience reviews
Hermione is becoming increasingly convinced that, in magical Britain, there simply are no proper authorities. If nobody else is going to do what needs to be done, she might as well do it herself. (politics, worldbuilding, runes, body modification, OCs, F/F, teacher/student, eventual Dark Lady Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,044 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 232 - Published: 5/14/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Step by Step by realjoehundredaire reviews
In Hogsmeade to pick out robes for the Yule Ball, Hermione has a close encounter of the Loony kind… and her life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/13/2020 - Published: 7/23/2008 - [Hermione G., Luna L.]
Holocron by Raven3182 reviews
Lost in a vast, underground system of caves, seven-year-old Harry Potter stumbles upon a glowing, blue cube that has lain forgotten in the darkness for thousands of years. Find out what happens when Harry embarks on his journey to Hogwarts with a Jedi Holocron in tow. The Force is strong with him, but a Jedi must always be wary of the power of the dark side…
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,756 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 5/8/2020 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,227 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 4/10/2014
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 7897 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cliché Stew by realjoehundredaire reviews
Harry Potter dies. And then finds out he wasn't supposed to die. And gets sent back. And gets rich. And marries a bunch of women. Who don't fit in at all. Sound familiar? It should.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 4/30/2020 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Harry P., OC, Wasp/Janet V.D.]
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 3,174 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 171 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 9026 - Favs: 18,503 - Follows: 21,672 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,420 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 4,297 - Follows: 4,388 - Updated: 4/17/2020 - Published: 6/1/2017
Taking Umbridge by E.C. Scrubb reviews
A French Veela with a vendetta against Death Eaters is tasked to counter Umbridge and protect Harry, Ron, and Hermione. But a Death Eater's attack has changed Harry and Ron. Now, they're focused, driven, and as their fifth year at Hogwarts unfolds towards a climatic ending that rocks the wizarding world, Fleur is desperately trying to keep them safe from Voldemort, and themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,153 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 4/12/2020 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Ron W., Hermione G.
The Bard of Hogwarts by Vindicare40k reviews
Bards: Spell casters, Jack of All Trades, Story Tellers, and Manipulators. Taken as an infant watch the Wizarding World try and come to terms with a Boy-Who-Lived raised by one of these individuals. 5e D&D, Bardic Shenanigans ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,918 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 4/1/2020 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Daphne G.
The Importance of Intent: After the Credits by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is a compilation of one shots inspired by my story Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent. If you enjoyed that story and would like to read more than you've come to the right place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,905 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 3/20/2020 - Published: 3/12/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Ignite the Spark by LostUmbrella reviews
Chandra is fem!Harry, she is being dragged into the Wizarding World, and she isn't very thrilled about it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 88,489 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 3/16/2020 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Chandra N. - Complete
Ferric Ancestry by Nemesis13 reviews
Kaiser was surprised when Iron Rain wanted to meet him in secret, Max was downright shocked that Annette was married and was walking away from the Empire due to her pregnancy. He went along with faking her death since he hated their father just as much as she did. Years later, he found out she truly died, leaving behind a grieving daughter. Max had a niece, Taylor...how interesting
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/14/2020 - Published: 2/21/2020
Levels by The Other Side of Darkness reviews
AU. Taylor triggers as a Thinker. It makes her the strongest cape. Ever. Changed the Rating to M at behest of a reviewer, just to be safe. Rewrite begins in Chapter Sixteen.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,528 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 3/11/2020 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale - Complete
Rise of Arcane - The Rewrite by DalkonCledwin reviews
Harry was abandoned by his parents at the Dursleys only for them to abandon him in New York a few years later. Luckily, Harry met a strange magician under circumstances only Harry could consider normal. How would the Marvel Universe and the Harry Potter world change now that he's being raised by Dr. Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme? WBWL. Harry/harem. — On Extended Hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 3/6/2020 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Harry P.
Witch's Apprentice by DapperDalton reviews
Taylor Hebert, betrayed by the one she trusted and the system that was supposed to protect her. It's a story that has been heard before, and will be heard far into the future. She calls for help, and it is heard far beyond the confines of that simple school. That call goes out beyond time and space, to a place where legends lie. Beware Brockton Bay, beware the Witch of Betrayal.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,991 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 3/5/2020 - Published: 11/18/2019 - Caster, Skitter
Bee's Purple by Yuuki no Yuki reviews
People always talk about how great the Sharingan is, 'it can see through any genjutsu' 'It can recreate any ninjutsu' 'It can predict the future.' But I never really believed them. Not until I unlocked my own pair, and made a startling discovery, "Itachi-nii I can see new colors!" Yeah, I may not have been the most noble of Uchiha, but hey, at least I was having fun? SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,666 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 3/4/2020 - Published: 3/25/2018 - [Shino A., OC] Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Eternal Fantasy by Silently Watches reviews
Without warning, the world changed in ways no Seer could predict. History erased. Maps rewritten. Modern life replaced by monsters, magic, and fantastical quests. Some people are happy with what the world has become, but others will stop at nothing to turn the clock back. Harry as a Final Fantasy–style adventurer, no game knowledge needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,713 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 2/27/2020 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dudley D. - Complete
Collateral Damage by ack1308 reviews
Imagine a version of Worm where Danny's not useless. Now imagine one where he's actually badass. Now push that all the way to its (il)logical extreme.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,964 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 2/19/2020 - Published: 5/30/2019
Pactbound by DrewbearSCP reviews
This time, Taylor was rescued from the locker far sooner and by a much more important person than the janitor. And the aftermath of that is going to cause havok for absolutely everyone.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/17/2020 - Published: 10/16/2019
A Fair Life by Rtnwriter reviews
Harry has died for the twelfth time and his Reaper is NOT happy about it. Given a chance to go back to fourth year and do things again, Harry jumps at the opportunity. But what's this about being a girl! Don't Fear the Reaper with a twist. Fem!Harry. FemSlash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 141,302 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 2/6/2020 - Published: 5/12/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Paved with good intentions or not, the road back from Hell is a difficult, slippery slope for those who choose to walk it as Anakin has. Now he has to face the consequences of his choices, avoid suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly Before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again! REVAMP
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,239 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 3,574 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 603,414 - Reviews: 10209 - Favs: 15,253 - Follows: 16,124 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Like Mother, Like Daughter by Nemesis13 reviews
Taylor triggered when she listened to her mom die in a car accident over the phone, this changed a great many things. Blaming herself for the accident she takes up her mom's torch of political activism, standing up for her ideals, outsmarting everyone else for personal amusement, and flirting with every pretty cape in the room. Danny didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/19/2019 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea, Parian
Connections by dogbertcarroll reviews
Jimmy ended up on the streets of Brockton Bay, a city filled with parahuman gangs, after the death of his parents, but it beat ending up in the system as far as he was concerned. Now all he had to do was keep himself clothed, fed, and pass his GED when he turned 18. Piece of cake, right?
Crossover - Book X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,986 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 418 - Published: 1/20/2020
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 4,160 - Follows: 3,850 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 1,003 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Game On by Soulfulbard reviews
Gamemaster Ruby only wanted to get her players out of their rut and playing something different. What she got was Jaune playing the spooniest of all bards, Pyrrha unleashing her inner psychopath, Ren playing the cleric of a drunken luck god and... what's Nora playing again? High School AU. Arkos, Team Sloth Cover Image by DownSmashJon
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,997 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 12/18/2019 - Published: 5/4/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Ruby R., Team JNPR
Her Mother's Love by inwardtransience reviews
Albus still didn't fully understand what magic young Lily had wrought that night. At the time, he'd only been grateful her noble sacrifice had earned them peace, however temporary. He should have looked into it deeper. He should have done something. Unknowingly, long dead, that arrogant girl might just have ruined everything. (independent!GWL, black/white magic)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 238,184 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Albus D., Alastor M.
All According to Plan by LysandraLeigh reviews
Thirteen-year-old Bella Black intended to go back in time to start a war in service to her patron goddess. Ritual magic goes awry and she finds herself in 1993, faced with a failing House of Black, an insane alter ego, and a Dark Lord on the rise. Chaos ensues. Title drop. (A collaboration by LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 470,119 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 12/7/2019 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Blaise Z. - Complete
First Knight by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Council is up and running, so the Scoobs have finally gotten a chance to take a breath and look around... only to find one of them missing. Xander's returned to the US and the search for the man leads to a certain hotel...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,702 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 11/12/2019 - Published: 7/16/2014
Cunning, Courage, and Cleverness by Rtnwriter reviews
In fourth year, when told that he has no choice but to have a date to the Yule Ball, there's only one girl that Harry can think of to ask to accompany him. When Hermione reveals that she has a secret to tell him, what she reveals will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,797 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 11/11/2019 - Published: 6/7/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.]
Triggered Towards the Darkside by Nemesis13 reviews
Taylor Hebert never wanted to be a cape, hell she never wanted any sort of attention other then from those she cared about, but that had been stolen from her. Stolen during an eighteen month long bullying campaign that ended in a casual murder attempt that was brushed under the rug. Unfortunately for her tormentors they managed to awaken her true power, Revan. Slight TOR crossover
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,068 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 11/5/2019 - Published: 9/1/2019 - [Skitter, Tattletale] Panacea
Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness by zugrian reviews
After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Groundhog Harry 2: Luna's Ecclectic Boogaloo by zugrian reviews
If Harry Potter thinks that he gets a chance to go hilariously bonkers and not take Luna Lovegood with him, he's got Another Thing Comin! Cue Judas Priest guitar riff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,339 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 521 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Harry P., Luna L., Parvati P., Daphne G.
Dumbledore's Man Through and Through by Raven3182 reviews
Young Tom Riddle watches Dumbledore set his wardrobe on fire and thinks it's the coolest thing ever. From then on, Tom idolizes Dumbledore and becomes his teacher's pet. Dumbledore has no idea of how to deal with this. A Crack!fic-esque series of short, comedic scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 3,713 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
The Ministry Sanctioned Use of Love Potions by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Severus Snape receives a letter from the Department of Magical Education he can't ignore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 11/17/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Severus S. - Complete
Medium of Exchange by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Goblin Culture. The Director of Gringotts has one job - keep the Galleons flowing. It says so right there, in the oath. Sometimes, that job is harder than it seems. Trunkshopping!Harry, Wealthy!Harry. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Complete
Toaru Majutsu no Taylor-chan: A Certain Mythic Archmage by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
NOT an Index Crossover! Taylor triggers as a phenomenally cosmic powered not-linear-but-quadratic reality-warping Eidolon Package, intent on being a hero. Really, a hero. No, not an arsonist, a hero! Look, that city block had no business being there! I'll have it back up by tomorrow, okay?-! (Pathfinder Crossover-ish?)
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,586 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Skitter, Myrddin
Time Takes All by Temporal Knight reviews
Hourglass 2 - Dora Kirk aka time-tossed Nymphadora Tonks thought that things would be easier with Voldemort exposed and Umbridge gone. But now there is a new enemy on the board vying for Voldemort's role, her boyfriend is getting friendly with another girl, and to top things off...Time itself seems to be breaking down more and more often. Who knew being a teen again was this hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,780 - Published: 8/24/2019 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7532 - Favs: 16,907 - Follows: 19,105 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Advantages of Being Sane by Leyrann reviews
When Harry and Cedric grab the Cup, they are transported to a graveyard, where Harry witnesses the resurrection of Lady Voldemort... who isn't quite what he'd expected. For one, she isn't trying to kill him. For another, she doesn't seem to like the Death Eaters either. Harry/fem!Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,588 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 8/22/2019 - Published: 4/2/2019 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 6,245 - Follows: 3,703 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 4,584 - Follows: 4,493 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
Cousins by dogbertcarroll reviews
His road trip turned out to be a lot shorter than he expected as Xander Harris finds himself asked to take on a whole new adventure, raising a young wizard with a prophecy pointed at his head. But than, in Sunnydale what else is family for?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 8/15/2019 - Published: 3/12/2017 - Xander H., Harry P.
Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken by Nemesis13 reviews
The world died, yet Haley Potter was once again the Girl-Who-Lived since her few remaining friends could not let her have her well deserved eternal rest. No, they used some insane Doctor Who science to send her back to the past while sacrificing their very existence in the process. The thing no one ever thought about was, how sane is a time traveler who literally lost everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,351 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 8/12/2019 - Published: 4/15/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Severus S., N. Tonks
The Parselmouth of Gryffindor by Achille Talon reviews
Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth and arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 274,382 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 8/1/2019 - Published: 10/9/2017
Dare to Dream by LeQuin reviews
After catching Harry and Ron making up entries for their Dream Diaries, Hermione tries to get Harry more interested in his homework by including him in a research project. Their work leads to results that neither could have imagined when they embarked on their quest for knowledge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,519 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 256 - Published: 7/31/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 256 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Adumbration of Cordelia by Temporal Knight reviews
Cordelia is the Master of Death and has been for quite some time. The only problem is that she doesn't particularly enjoy being an Eldritch Abomination. What's a girl to do when you have no interest in the role forced upon you? Run like hell perhaps. And hope to Merlin and God and all else that's holy that maybe, just maybe, one day you might get lucky…and find a way out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,439 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 114 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Gellert G. - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,068 - Follows: 3,198 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Price of Blood by ack1308 reviews
We take the tale up in early February of 2011, when Sophia incites a group of boys to chase Taylor down and duct-tape her to a telephone pole. It all goes horribly wrong from the moment that they catch her. Things will never be the same again, for Taylor Hebert or for Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,548 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, E. Piggot - Complete
Potters Against the World by Temporal Knight reviews
Harry and Rose Potter faced everything together...until the Ministry ripped him away from her. Now, finally, Rose - with the assistance of Gabrielle Delacour - has found him again. They've got a plan to fix what was broken; and maybe get a bit of revenge along the way. Pairing: Harry/OFC/Gabrielle (twincest).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,808 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 4,076 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 10/22/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D., OC] N. Tonks - Complete
Marked by dogbertcarroll reviews
Tara's death was a low point in the gang's history, so when given a chance to change her fate, Xander grabs it tightly with both hands, but how will a girl from the sticks react to a boy raised on the Mouth of Hell?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 683 - Published: 7/17/2019
Being Bellatrix Black and Loving It by Nemesis13 reviews
I died primarily due to the idiocy of others, then I was reborn as Bellatrix Alya Black, and while I was more than a bit perplexed to awaken in a new life as a fictional character, I was by no means adverse to living it up to the hilt. So I was the baddest bitch witch this side of the world had seen in centuries with family, station, and wealth all in my favor? Hehehe... Awesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,536 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
Red Mage, Looking For Group by Nemesis13 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 4,645 - Updated: 7/12/2019 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dudley D.
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,873 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 7/3/2019 - Published: 12/6/2013
The Butterfly Effect by ko-chan-the-blueberry-donut reviews
"I know my worth, Ron Weasley." She hissed as he nursed his broken nose. The rest of the Gryffindor boys were staring wide-eyed, mouths agape. "You don't have to like me, but you WILL respect me." In which first year Hermione does not go off to cry from Ron's insults and sets off a chain of events no one saw coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/2/2019 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
A brand new day by dogbertcarroll reviews
What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,499 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 12/16/2017
Pretty Magic Stompy Robots! by Perfect Lionheart reviews
In which I take Battletech, and turn it into a magical girl setting, because why not? Starring my dimension-hopping self-insert.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,597 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 6/19/2019
A Godfather's Duty by Nemesis13 reviews
James and Lily chose him to guide and raise their son if they were ever struck down, and for once in his life Sirius Black took his duty to heart and did just that. Pity for all the meddlers, for the son of Prongs, raised by his mother, at the side of Padfoot, really had no patience for the wizarding worlds pretentious idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 6/18/2019 - Published: 11/9/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L.
All According to Plan supplement by LysandraLeigh reviews
Side things for All According to Plan and its sequels.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/15/2019
Why Time Travel Should Be Illegal and Other Morals by mugglesftw reviews
Ever dream of ending up in your favorite book? Think that sounds pretty awesome? Well you're wrong. Time travel sucks, alternate dimensions suck, and trying to raise young wizards without getting yourself killed and accidentally letting the bad guys win really sucks. But getting to give a kid the childhood he needs? Well, that just might make it worth it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 208,635 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 11/25/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., OC, Walden M.
Heroes Assemble! The Ghost of Bengalla by Stargon1 reviews
When pirates of the Singh Brotherhood attack and seize a cargo ship full of weapons off of the coast of Bengalla, S.H.I.E.L.D. send in Agent Phil Coulson to deal with the situation. Bengalla, though, has their own protector, one who has been combatting these pirates for nearly 500 years. It's time for Coulson to meet a new hero. A story set in the universe of 'Heroes Assemble'
Crossover - Phantom & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Kit, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Embracing Lifes Riddles Without Asking Questions by Nemesis13 reviews
When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,337 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 7,298 - Follows: 8,711 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 3/19/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Minerva M., Alphard B.
Another Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Brandish, Canary - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry Potter had won the war, it had been bloody, brutal, and in the end almost entirely pointless. Despite his influence nothing changed in their secluded society and eventually he just stopped caring. With Hermione's blessing he eventually decides to perform a ritual that jumps universes, and somehow ends up the caretaker of a female version of himself. Chaos, of course, ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,286 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 4,327 - Follows: 5,698 - Updated: 5/12/2019 - Published: 3/23/2018 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P.] Sirius B., Andromeda T.
Show me the Way by The Ferryman reviews
"She's a wannabe hero. Has been from the start, since the night Lung was first brought into custody." In the hospital after Leviathan, knowing the truth of Shadow Stalker's identity and with both Armsmaster and Tattletale threatening the Truce, Taylor proposes a compromise. Because no one can make the wrong decision every time.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 310 - Published: 5/8/2019 - Complete
A Twins Understanding by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry Potter despised being a celebrity and the drama it entailed, the only person he wanted to share this burden with was his twin sister Lillith who unfortunately is a vapid fool. He wishes on a falling star for his sister to be the equal he needs at the same time an affable Dark Lady from another dimension falls through the veil, be careful what you wish for. Sort of twincesty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,021 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 5/8/2019 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., OC] Bellatrix L.
Of Birds, if not Bees by The Ferryman reviews
Canary's trial prompts Ethan to explain some of the facts of cape-life to Rory.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/2/2019 - Miss Militia, Triumph, Assault, Battery - Complete
Balancing the Scales by Nemesis13 reviews
Dumbledore is of the Light, Voldemort is of the Dark, and both consider the Boy-Who-Lived to be the linchpin to all their machinations. What neither could have ever anticipated was a time lost Lady of the Sith entering the stage with her somewhat wary girlfriend. Now, Harry is in the nurturing hands of Darth Revan and Bastila Shan, who will gladly guide him to achieve his destiny.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,519 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 4/28/2019 - Published: 5/28/2018
Invincible by kathryn518 reviews
The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 110,199 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 6,454 - Follows: 7,676 - Updated: 4/20/2019 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Annals of Arithmancy by White Squirrel reviews
Part 3 of The Arithmancer Series. Hermione won the war, but her career as the world's greatest arithmancer is just beginning. Now, she has places to go, spells to invent, and a family to start. Oh, and a whole lot of dementors to kill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,813 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 3/23/2019 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 4,819 - Follows: 5,788 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
Blitz by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. In an alternate history where the Blitz lasted a few months longer in London, the young Tom Riddle's life takes a very different turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
How to Fight a Dragon Army by White Squirrel reviews
After Drago's defeat, Chief Hiccup is pulled into the future by a mysterious force to find a world where the Vikings have become a brutal empire bent on conquering the globe. Forcibly recruited to fight a dragon-riding Joan of Arc, he must find a way to restore peace to Europe and return home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/18/2019 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Hiccup, OC
The Phoenix Grimoire by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry Potter found that the spells he was learning in books did not quite do the job. So he recruited the three smartest witches he knew and set them loose. The Wizarding World will never be the same. A collection of loosely connected one-shots focused on ridiculous spell ideas and the little-known dangers of fooling around with Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 1/31/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Astoria G.
A Grave Misunderstanding by McWhite reviews
Hermione and Harry have a bit of a misunderstanding about each other's thoughts about harems. Luckily, they might just be able to clear things up before it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Red Storm by Nemesis13 reviews
Anakin Skywalker was dead, he was Darth Vader now, and he would fulfill his Master's orders in order to save Padme...except he was stopped before the Jedi Temple by his best friend, Iris Potter. Unfortunately it looked like she was ready to have some fun, her lightsabers golden glow dimly reflecting off her lightning bolt shaped scar. This wasn't going to end well.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Harry P. - Complete
Stepping On Worm by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Worm is a grimdark superhero universe where anything that can go wrong, will. It's nasty, and would require whole books to adequately describe how screwed up it is. But even appearing there with no powers, it is still possible to fix that mess. So, appear penniless and powerless in that environment.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,771 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 7/4/2015
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 2/6/2019 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 8,613 - Follows: 9,249 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
In the Hollow of the White Hazel by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Lily Potter has second thoughts about hiding her family in Godric's Hollow. The alternative she chooses turns out to be nothing short of brilliant. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 125 - Published: 1/29/2019 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Peter P. - Complete
A DIC-less SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summary? We don't need no stinking summaries! Not your typical SI, as actually inserting myself would be dull as he would sit at home and read fanfics rather than actually do anything, so enjoy your generic fanfic-author insert!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,752 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 1/27/2019 - Published: 4/15/2014
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 7,907 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Vegas Mishaps by realjoehundredaire reviews
When Harry and Hermione decide to stick around and enjoy the sights after a MACUSA consulting gig in Las Vegas, they end up going down paths that neither of them could have possibly expected...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,038 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 1/22/2019 - Published: 11/23/2018 - [Harry P., Cassie L./Stature] [Hermione G., Loki]
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Divergent Evolution by Soulfulbard reviews
From a world of bloody evolution to one of four color superheroes. A routine mission lands Teams RWBY and JNRP in another world where instead of Hunters there are superheroes and instead of Grimm, supervillains. Can they navigate this new world and get back to Remnant to stop the plot that sent them here? Maybe with a little help from new friends. X-over with The Descendants.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/16/2019 - Published: 7/31/2017
There's No Way My New Little Sister Can Be The Simurgh! by ensou reviews
Following a tragic turn of fate, Taylor is left on her own with nobody else. But less than three weeks after, she comes home to find a girl who claims to be both her new sister ...and the Simurgh. But that can't possibly be right, can it?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,621 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 1/16/2019 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Skitter, Simurgh
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
The Black Queen's War by Silently Watches reviews
Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 192,545 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Narcissa M. - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 4,093 - Follows: 4,547 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
A Crash Course in Enchanting and Interdimensional Mechanics by inwardtransience reviews
Through the Veil of Death, Ellie Potter had expected to find...well, death. She's had quite enough of quirky, manipulative old school headmasters and fated destinies, thank you very much. Oh well, at least the girls are cute.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,442 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Harry P., Ruby R., Pyrrha N., Qrow B.
Whom All Follow by inwardtransience reviews
When Heather Potter finally walked to her death, it came as something of a relief. But unnameable forces on the other side offer her a second chance at life, one she has hope can turn out much better than the first one. Brom, on the other hand, is getting far too old for this shit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,446 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 420 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Harry P., Roran, Nasuada, Brom
Choose your own Award by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sacrificing yourself for others is always a noble act and such an act deserves a reward... but all that glitters is not gold. However, if you're clever enough you may still find some value in it. Xander takes his 'reward' and turns the universe on its head once more thanks to an old Indian parable.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,516 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 8/3/2018
Trying To Save the World Here, You Mind? by Nemesis13 reviews
In which Voldemort in all his arrogance forgets why the eldest Potters are feared by all of the old blood, and in doing so, unleashes the full force of their family against him sending Wizarding Britain aflame. Now enjoy watching Lord Charlus and Lady Dorea Potter lead Harry, Sirius, and company into one hell of a ride complemented with Marauder level hijinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 12/17/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Charlus P., Dorea Black/Potter]
Dragon Age Pymquisition by realjoehundredaire reviews
Cassandra Pentaghast thought things were complicated enough when a Dalish elf was marked as the Herald of Andraste. Then Janet Pym opened her mouth and started speaking.
Crossover - Avengers & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/7/2018 - Published: 7/13/2017 - Wasp/Janet V.D., Leliana, Cassandra P.
Civil Disobedience by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
New legislation mandates all individuals campaigning for the post of Minister of Magic, must be a Pureblood of at least three (3) generations. Tom Riddle is a genius, and originally he was planning on just murdering his way into this, but now? Well. Tom Riddle was a very very petty man, and nobody discriminates against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 110 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Complete
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,573 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 7,513 - Follows: 7,981 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Mewtiful Brockton Bay by AilingStar reviews
Earth Bet is, frankly, in deep trouble. So, being the good neighbor he is, Arceus decides to make a champion of his own to help keep what little peace there is alive. In other words, Taylor Hebert is now a cute, pink, super-powerful bundle of energy. Brockton Bay will never be the same, for better or worse. T for language.
Crossover - Pokémon & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,178 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 10/19/2017 - Mew, Skitter
Doom by whitetigerwolf reviews
Doctor Doom wasn't always the dictator of Latveria. Once, Doom was Ivy Potter. Inspired by my One-Shot, Living On Hope, but not the same universe. FemHarry, FemDoom, FemSlash, and FemHarry IS Victor Von Doom.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fantastic Four - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,367 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 9/14/2018 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Harry P., Dr. Doom/Victor V.
Birds of a Feather by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes a turn for the weird as he finally escapes Sunydale for the summer only to find the outer world is even stranger than he'd imagined outside of his favorite comics.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 3/10/2017
Archer of the Fifth by ScarletAesir058 reviews
He was a fragment of a god, lowered to the form of a servant and doomed to wander the Throne of Heroes for all eternity as its Warden. That is until Shirou Emiya accidentally summoned him as the Archer of the Fifth Holy Grail War. Now Uzumaki Naruto is back and determined to have some fun with Life. The Holy Grail War will never be the same. Currently on Hiatus!
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,022 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 9/7/2018 - Published: 3/17/2018 - [Naruto U., Medusa, Scathach, Mordred]
Into The Black by RhysThornbery reviews
An incredible discovery prompts Harry and Hermione to venture into the unknown. Hoping to discover new worlds and bring home a certain lost Godfather. However they get a lot more than they bargained for when they step into this brave new world. A Galactic scale war, aliens and betrayal lie beyond. Tentatively rate T, may be raised to M if necessary. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,304 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 4,155 - Follows: 5,672 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Aayla S., Harry P., Hermione G.
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6414 - Favs: 13,967 - Follows: 16,562 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Keep Calm and Respawn by Konsaki reviews
Powers are weird. Yeah, I'm stating the obvious but think about it. You've got people who shoot lasers, fly on trashcan lids, make mad science, see in the future or even mess with your mind. Me? I cheat death. Like, I've been stabbed, run over by trucks, shot by pistols and shotguns… you name it, I've probably died that way and lived to tell about it. - Taylor 'Respawn' Hebert
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,803 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 5,388 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Meant For Greatness by Nemesis13 reviews
Narcissa Malfoy had never given her son's rants about the Girl-Who-Lived much credence, and it wasn't until cousin Sirius escaped from Azkaban that she really considered Harriet Potter's place in her world view. When she meets an intelligent, talented, and completely irreverent witch where her son had only seen mediocrity, Narcissa instead finds her sassy and sarcastic protégé.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 3,517 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Narcissa M.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6832 - Favs: 7,173 - Follows: 8,019 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2902 - Favs: 6,615 - Follows: 6,427 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Sharing Outsight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Time Travel tends to have a lot of unexpected repercussions, such as unblockable Force Bonds. And that doesn't even begin to tap into the mental mess it creates. Rated T for hints of torture and mental issues.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Siri T. - Complete
Grimm Developments by Andoriol reviews
"Summer was supposed to die on that mission, she expected to really. But she didn't. She made a friend. The next question was whether she could get herself and her savior home. But it seemed her new friend had a bit of a... Grimm disposition–" "Damnit Yang that wasn't funny the first time!"
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,121 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 3/2/2016 - Summer R. - Complete
The Dark Lady Potter-Black by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Tonks and Harry are married. But that doesn't mean she has to stop being the Dark Lady she's always dreamed of being. It just means now Harry is even more along for the ride. Sequel to The Dark Lady Tonks. Don't take this story seriously, Lord knows I'm not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/20/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Architectural Hazards by ChocolateTeapot reviews
Don't design Death Stars. Drabble.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2018 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Priorities by dogbertcarroll reviews
The zombie apocalypse has come, but with almost a full day's advance notice it's not as bad as it could be... or is it?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,208 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Xander H., Dawn S., Harmony K.
Dance of Spears by SeraphOcelot reviews
Just a short collection from the depths of my mind. Taylor Hebert hears the call. And she answers. The Holy Grail War was over before it even started.
Crossover - Worm & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 5/15/2018 - Skitter, Lancer
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 481 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5778 - Favs: 4,795 - Follows: 4,830 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Time and Saints by Temporal Knight reviews
When Harry died he expected to meet his family not the Patron Saint of France. Thanks to a bit of meddling on her part the two are sent back to stop Voldemort's destruction of the world. Of course, this being Harry, something is bound to go wrong...like how his mother is suddenly alive or how friends are enemies and enemies are friends...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,126 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 6/13/2018 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P.
Sniper by Tarkus the Jaguar reviews
Who needs to be a hero? Taylor gets a sniper rifle and delusions of grandeur.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,899 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Skitter
The Warmth of Resight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
This would be the first time both Anakin and Shmi would speak to each other as free beings. Even to the Jedi Master, it felt monumental. (Sequel to 'Dangers of Foresight)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 373 - Published: 5/25/2018 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, M. Windu, Shmi S. - Complete
The Grand Saber by Dragons123d reviews
Locked away in the Throne of Heroes lies the prison that keeps the more powerful servants shackled until they are summoned. However, one of the shackled servants has been unleashed into the Holy Grail War and has no problems in showing his prowess in the battlefield.
Crossover - Star Wars & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/24/2018 - Published: 5/22/2018 - Darth Vader, Shirō E., Rin T., Medea
The Stark Effect by NexusNebulous reviews
In which the girl who might have been Hermione Granger is raised as Tony Stark's daughter, and the world is that much closer to imploding spontaneously. One know-it-all Stark was enough, thank you. Expect chaos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,177 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 5/17/2018 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 5,304 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by Quatermass reviews
(Dumbledore bashing! Lovecraft Lite!) Exploring the Dursleys' attic led Harry to discovering a few hard truths. His mother is alive and well. She has been imprisoned for years. Oh, and did we mention she's none other than the Crawling Chaos, Nyarlathotep? Watch out, Magical Britain! Sanity's going bye-bye with this Outer God and her son...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 12/5/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Lily Evans P.
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
When did the Ice Queen get so flirty? by Elsbeth Ravensblood reviews
Trapped in a sealed room with Daphne Greengrass and no wands Harry finds out her Ice Queen persona is just camouflage. But how will they escape and exact revenge on Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 540 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Reboot to the head by dogbertcarroll reviews
College is a time of changes and possibly changes in time. Ron Stoppable was enjoying his time at Greendale Community college when he awoke to a different world than he had gone to bed in.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,841 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/3/2017 - Ron S.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 9,831 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Weasley Girl: Secrets of the Past by Hyaroo reviews
Sequel to "Weasley Girl"! Potter's Gang are back for their second year at Hogwarts, and face a dramatic escape, a mysterious diary, a strange cat, a "loony" girl, a hidden monster and many past secrets coming to light. It looks like this year will be at least as eventful and dangerous as the previous one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,818 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Jungle Laws by The Ferryman reviews
in which Taylor reads from her mother's books, and decides to confront Sophia instead of leaving matters to Regent, Miss Militia has a rough start to leadership, Battery plays detective, and people take turns dressing up as Skitter.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
For the Win, or by The Ferryman reviews
How l33t saves the world because Cauldron hasn't been doing its 'job', Contessa hasn't been looking for the right Path, and Skitter knows how to delegate important matters to those best suited to handling them even if it means potentially compromising the Villainous Top Secret World-Saving Conspiracy. And Rachel gets to play with puppies, of course.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 120 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Skitter, Tattletale, Leet, Contessa - Complete
On the negotiable nature of unconditional obedience by epsi10n reviews
[Plot bunny:] With herculean effort, Voldemort manages to bring one of his better known ancestors back from the dead as a necromantic slave to do his bidding. But of course, Salazar Slytherin would hardly be worthy of his own name if he merely accepts this treatment lying down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/1/2018 - Voldemort, Salazar S. - Complete
Mary Potter 3: the Chained Servant by LeighaGreene reviews
Marauders, Dementors, and a Death Eater (?) on the loose. Slytherin politics, Now with More Muggleborns! An obnoxious amount of detentions. Time turners, teenage drama, a proper dueling club, and much, much more… Welcome back to Hogwarts, where things are never boring, even when the Dark Lord's NOT possessing someone inside the school... Updates whenever I finish a chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,113 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 2/1/2018 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., L. Moon
Son of the Archer and The Boy Who Lived by Melancholy's Sunshine reviews
Second in Son of the Archer series. Ron is off on his own "quest" for the first time away from his adoptive father Clint Barton where he meets the famed Harry Potter and takes the first steps on a wild journey of magic, chaos and a dark lord. Main characters include Weasleys, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Harry and Clint.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,190 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Lady of Slytherin-Dark Beginnings by Nemesis13 reviews
Lillith Potter, The-Girl-Who-Lived, appears before Severus Snape bleeding and broken at the age of six. Determined to protect his dead friends daughter from sharing her mothers fate he raises her to be brutally pragmatic, viciously opportunistic, and violently protective of those she loves with the help of the Black Sisters. Dad!Snape, Mentor!Bellatrix, DarkFem!Harry, Third Year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 176,097 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 4,330 - Follows: 4,810 - Updated: 1/10/2018 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Severus S.
Dark Tidings by Nemesis13 reviews
Darth Revan was not a stupid woman, far from it really. She knew Malak was unstable, she knew he was planning to betray her, and she knew he'd take advantage of the Jedi attempting to take her out. So now she finds herself apprentice-less, with a bridge filled with dead Jedi, and a comatose padawan in her brig. How to turn this young woman to her cause. Hmm...My, this could be fun.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,708 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Revan, Bastila S.
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,750 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
Tea is Never a Problem, but it can be a Solution by The Ferryman reviews
Or how Hermione calmed her parents, deduced the location of the Horcruxes, plotted to have the Goblins turn over the contents of Bellatrix's vault, unraveled the curse on the DADA Professor position, planned to remove a soul fragment from Harry, and explained to Dumbledore how Voldemort had erred, all over a simple cup of tea. (Follows on Pureblood Traditions)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Complete
To Reach Without by inwardtransience reviews
He hadn't wanted to be Harry Potter anymore. Things would be simpler, he would be happier. He had been almost positive he would be happier if he were quite literally anybody else. At the moment, he couldn't think of a better demonstration of the warning "be careful what you wish for." ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,113 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Susan B.
The Long Game by inwardtransience reviews
Britain has been at peace for nearly a century — protected from the devastation of Grindelwald's war, free of conflict of their own. Charissa Potter, raised surrounded by family and friends more numerous than she can count, never really expected this to change. But hidden forces, it seems, have been playing a long game. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 460,863 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Neville L.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 13,625 - Follows: 13,445 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
SPACEBALLS: THE MERCHANDISING CATALOG by The Byzantine Knight reviews
Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the REAL money from the movie is made! See full summary inside.
Spaceballs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2017
Please Explain by ack1308 reviews
What if Taylor's first encounter with Sophia went a little differently? A short two-parter.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Shadow Stalker, Emma B. - Complete
The Stars Alone by Darth Marrs reviews
Sequel to Broken Chains. Every choice has a consequence. Every action has a price. Their financial empire lost, their allies turned against them for crimes they actually did commit, Harry, Hermione and Luna are exiled from Earth. The Goa'uld have no idea what is about to hit them, because the stars alone know how far they will go.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,367 - Reviews: 3478 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 4,699 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Dealing with the Death Eaters by Shattersoul reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart versus eight Death Eaters. Obvious who wins, right? Wrong. Written as a Halloween contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Conversations by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In which Remus is not going to steal James's wife. A few conversations between the Marauders and Lily over the years. Sort of prequel to Unmitigated Chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 5,264 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
The Hogwarts Six and The Darkest Wizard by Belial666 reviews
Fourth year has come, bringing Tournaments, Prophesies, Dark Lords, powerful magic, Death Eaters, politics, and rearranged geographical features. Follow Harry, Ron, Neville, Tracey, Daphne, and a Slytherin!Anti!Hermione as they deal with all of the above as well as the greatest danger of all; themselves. For what is more dangerous than capable, daring, teenage witches and wizards?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 166,539 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC, Daphne G.
Scenes from a War: The Marriage of Alice and Frank by LeighaGreene reviews
Mary Potter background canon. Early June 1979. Just another evening at Order of the Phoenix Safehouse 4. Lily saves Frank's life using hella dark ritual magic. She only gets possessed by the Dark Powers a *little*. Will probably be a two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2017 - [Alice L., Frank L.] Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Sanity is Quite Simply Overrated by Nemesis13 reviews
Earth died, muggles and magicals had warred and damned themselves into oblivion. The only survivor was the less than sane Harry Potter. Eventually he stumbles upon the Veil of Death, on a whim he decides to walk through and soon awakens in his cupboard under the stairs as one Harriet Potter. The Marauders shall ride again, led by a not quite all there witch. (Black Family revival)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,841 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 3,282 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Arcturus B.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5788 - Favs: 15,939 - Follows: 17,460 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3569 - Favs: 6,706 - Follows: 8,245 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
That was easy! by mp3.1415player reviews
Just a VERY short and silly snippet, the result of a much longer but equally silly conversation on Sufficient Velocity. It passed the acid test of making me smile so I thought I'd put it here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/29/2017 - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 14,748 - Follows: 15,727 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Seventh Safeguard by Charlotte Ann Kent reviews
When Scotland Yard is stumped by the murder of Amelia Bones Sherlock Holmes investigates the seemingly impossible locked room mystery. His conclusion? "They teleported." Seven months later they bump into a trio of teens in a London cafe and John Watson discovers that his friend was perfectly serious. They are now in the thick of the strangest case of the great detective's career.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,911 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 1,601 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
My Name Is Yasha Romanov by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Sirius found baby Harry first and asked the Black Widow to keep an eye on him while he dealt with Peter. Unfortunately, he never came back and Harry Potter disappeared from the wizardly world. Ten years later, Yasha Romanov receives a letter from Hogwarts...Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,324 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 4,805 - Follows: 6,251 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Harry P., Hermione G.
I Get Your Malfunction by Nemesis13 reviews
Tony Stark really didn't have anything that kept his interest, no one could ever keep up with him and his own personal demons always chased him into a bottle. Iris Potter was forced to abandon her homeland when her people demanded she become nothing more then a brood mare, so she ran to the other side of the pond and played the stock market while hitting the bottle. Then, they met.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 5,849 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.] [Hermione G., Captain America/Steve R.]
Pocket Legends by Kyogre reviews
Complete. May didn't set out to catch legendary Pokemon... But somehow she still ended up with a collection. (ORAS-based, humor)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/30/2017 - May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo - Complete
The Tinkerer by wickwynn reviews
The Dursley family, who valued normalcy above all else, would of course never dream of keeping their orphan nephew in a cupboard, or of making a spectacle of him. That isn't to say they wanted to spend all of their time and money on him, however. From the salvage of broken toys and unwanted junk, left alone to his own devices, Harry built dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 195,755 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 3,125 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Spaceballs 4: The Schwarz Engorges by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
Theoretical opening crawl for Spaceballs 4: The Schwarz Engorges (one-shot)
Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Complete
Death is a vacation by Tarkus the Jaguar reviews
Taylor Hebert died in the locker. And in the ambulance on the way to hospital. A third time to an incompetent doctor. Then, a week later, she was hit by a car.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,893 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 12/3/2015
Rekindled by Insanity-Red reviews
When phoenix tears aren't enough down in the Chamber of Secrets, Fawkes is forced to take drastic measures. This results in a Fem!Harry with new powers and no control. In a new place, separated from all she knew, how will Harry cope - with her situation, and her new abilities? And what will happen back at home while she's away? At least the local fauna seems friendly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,337 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC
Letters Home by Nemesis13 reviews
Violet Evans was a quiet introverted girl who just wanted to be left alone. She liked reading, talking to snakes, helping out her mum, and didn't really care much for the world at large. When Petunia told her she wasn't actually her daughter, that she was born Harriet Potter, she wasn't impressed in the slightest. No, she knew who she was, and the magical world could just sod off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Petunia D.
Another Day in the Life of Potter-Redux by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry's troubled life is further complicated when his sex is changed due to a shoddy potion and a rebounding blood seal, she is the only one not surprised at this turn of events, blasted Potter luck. Now known as Lilly follow her as she embraces her new found freedom and powers as she and her friends toy with the world, for she solemnly swears she is up to no good. A rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,807 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 5/3/2017 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
Unexpected Talent by mp3.1415player reviews
Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 173 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Bonding (With Alcohol, Dementors, and Other Hijinks) by Nemesis13 reviews
Dudley Dursley was a thuggish, self centered, and self serving individual, and he knew it. One day though, the cousin he'd been told all his life was nothing more than a worthless freak blew up at him and unloaded his entire, insane existance. His parent's were nuts, Harry wasn't the freak, it was the idiots he was forced to exist with, aside from that dentist's daughter at least
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dudley D.
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,579 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
A Long Walk by dogbertcarroll reviews
With the Hellmouth ripped open all bets were off. The First may have won, but there were a universe of possibilities still available to the fighters in Sunnydale.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 3/16/2017
Knights on the Hellmouth by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander's costume choice may have had some lasting effects, as someone steps out of the shadows to have a little word with him.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 731 - Published: 3/14/2017
Gone in 60 Seconds by dogbertcarroll reviews
When I'm bored I like to write SI stories, most of which are even crazier than my usual fare. An SI of me in Sunnydale would die quicker than an overweight, three legged zebra wading across a crocodile infested river in Africa. Of course SIs don't become vamps, that only happens to NPCs!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 468 - Published: 3/13/2017
BUM by dogbertcarroll reviews
After an accident leaves him horribly burned and one of his friends dead, Xander Harris flees Sunnydale with only the symbiote on his back to seek someplace where he can fit in.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 795 - Published: 3/11/2017
Abyss Given Form by 6thfloormadness reviews
The QA shard decides to give Taylor control over something a bit more powerful than mere bugs.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,930 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Skitter
Nightingale by Shadowghost5 reviews
In an alternate universe, Taylor Hebert triggers with the powerset of a Bard, and begins her quest to create a better Brockton Bay. Slight crossover elements with Dungeons and Dragons (5th edition), but no knowledge necessary.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,350 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Skitter, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Flechette
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 7,046 - Follows: 4,139 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Logan by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
In honor (or jest) of the new film. Set to the tune of "Yoda" by Weird Al. Or Lola by the Kinks, if you prefer.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2017 - Complete
Star Wars Episode Infinity: the Loops by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
A long time ago, beyond the galaxy far far away, time itself broke. Now the multiverse is stuck on repeat and acts up often. This is the story of the mightiest of galactic heroes, trapped in near infinite repeats of time itself, and their adventures both in their own world and the rest of the multiverse. Part of the Infinite Loops fanfiction project
Crossover - Star Wars & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,966 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker
Emerald and Argent by Unruly Marmite reviews
Sarah Potter is the Girl-Who-Lived. Her life would never be normal, so a dimension travelling ex-Dark Lord version of herself wanting to help in her quest to stay alive? Par for the course, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,353 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Harry P.
Magic, Force, and Mayhem: Or, a Story of Potter Induced Chaos by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry had no idea where he was, or why he was there to begin with really. He had even less of an understanding why a female version of himself from an alternate reality was commiserating with him in his confusion. Ultimately it didn't matter, they were Potters, there was an evil to be defeated, and it could be great fun. If only he could just keep Iris from looting everything...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 12/21/2016
A Black Halloween by Nemesis13 reviews
Thanks to Lily Potter's cunning the world at large thinks Harry died with his parents ten years ago. Long since changed to a girl Lillith Black happily lives her life with her parents Sirius and Amelia growing up alongside her sister Sue and the time lost Bellatrix. Problem is Dumbledore still needs a pawn, and he doesn't really care who has to suffer for the 'Greater Good'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,814 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter-Granger and the Elixir of Life by A.R. Joseph reviews
One day, Mr and Mrs Granger find a young boy set on their doorstep and adopt him. Ten years later, their children, Harry and Hermione, embark on their first year at their new school, Hogwarts, a school for young witches and wizards, unaware of what adventure lies in store for them. / AU re-telling of "Philosopher's Stone".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,409 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 4,767 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dr. Granger - Complete
The Mountains of the Moon by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione comes up with a contingency plan for Harry's Ministry hearing, and they decide their education can be better pursued elsewhere—at the largest and oldest school of magic in the world: Uagadou. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lost Marauder by PixelKind413 reviews
Due to a Time-Turner mishap, a third year Harry Potter is stranded in Prehistoric Scotland with only his wand, Hermione's book bag, and the Marauder's Map. He must find a way to survive in the hostile magical forests long before anyone even considered taming them, and find his way back to his Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/25/2016
A Very Brockton Christmas by ack1308 reviews
Very silly. Not to be taken seriously. A parody of "A Night Before Christmas".
Crossover - Mythology & Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Kaiser, Rune, Lung - Complete
Pureblood Traditions: by The Ferryman reviews
Or, how Hermione Granger usurped the role of the Boy-Who-Lived, circumvented the plans of Albus Dumbledore, instructed Lucius Malfoy in proper etiquette, undid the Greatest Dark Lord of Them All, and saved her parents, over a cup of tea and without setting off the Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 152 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
The Art of War by SixPerfections reviews
Lung has a teenage daughter who's been estranged from him for most of her life. When she triggers unexpectedly he sends for her to come live with him in Brockton Bay. Now she has to reconcile her socially conventional morals and upbringing with being the newest cape of the ABB. When in doubt she will turn to the ancient texts for wisdom, including her favorite: The Art of War
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,850 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 9/20/2015
Fulcrum by Hyliian reviews
Death's take on the events of Halloween, 1981. (One-shot side story to On a Pale Horse; reading that one is not required, per se, but it won't make much sense otherwise.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coronation of the Black Queen by Silently Watches reviews
Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] N. Tonks, Viktor K. - Complete
Sorcerer Taylor by Prince Pondincherry reviews
Alternate power story. As the uncreative name suggests, this is the story of Taylor with Sorcerer spells from D&D 3.5, with the twist that I selected them randomly so Taylor would have to munchkin with just what she gets.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Danny H., OC
HOGWARTS-BOT! ROLL OUT! by PixelKind413 reviews
After Slytherin made his Chamber of Secrets, all the other founders made their own secret rooms. Ravenclaw made her own super-secret Librarium, Hufflepuff made the Room of Requirement, and Gryffindor? He decided to outdo them all. [Oneshot, crackfic, vaguely AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2016 - Complete
Perils of Magical Investigative Journalism by Quatermass reviews
Harry Potter has been dragged to Japan by his wife, Luna. There, Luna intends to do an exposé on the Holy Grail War of Fuyuki, one of the most lethal magical tournaments ever. Chaos erupts, past sins come to haunt the present, broken people fight for broken causes, and Harry has to do his saving people thing again. No pressure, right? Well, at least their Servants are lookers...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,378 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 8/27/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L., Medea, Medusa]
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7177 - Favs: 15,398 - Follows: 11,819 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Latch Key Kids by dogbertcarroll reviews
Someone must guard the Key, but why look for a new guardian when the old one is still in the area?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Beast Boy
Iris Potter and the Exile from Asgard by Philosophize reviews
Witches of SHIELD #3. Iris & Hermione go to New Mexico to help Coulson investigate a strange object with a familiar energy signature. Little do they know that Gen. Ross already has a base there and is still looking for Iris. Despite Iris not being able to use magic for now, they get caught up with an exiled god, a desperate scientist, a mysterious benefactor, and an ancient crime.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,591 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 7/12/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Thor, Loki - Complete
Hammer Time by 6thfloormadness reviews
Taylor gets a more Brutish power while in the locker. It's not as straightforward a power as she would wish so testing is required.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,355 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Skitter, Assault - Complete
Steel and Snitches by Lucillia reviews
Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Erik L./Magneto
Mary Potter 2: the Heir of Slytherin by LeighaGreene reviews
Fem!Slytherin!Harry (Mary); realistic!Professors; humanized!Dumbledore; Sequel to 'Mary Potter and the Call to Adventure'; Parallels 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'. Increasingly divergent from canon, though there are still mysterious Chamber Monsters, house elves, and much illegal potions-brewing ahead for the intrepid trio... See first chapter for preface. PM for pdf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,613 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., L. Moon - Complete
Mary Potter 1: the Call to Adventure by LeighaGreene reviews
Fem!Slytherin!Harry (Mary); realistic!Dursleys; consistent!Professors; mature!Snape; follows the books VERY closely, especially the first three chapters or so (but with 50% more snark). See first chapter for preface. Most chapters K-rated, T for language, several sections from Snape's perspective are T. Later books may be M-rated. McG first contact/guardian. PM for pdf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,239 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., L. Moon - Complete
Coconuts? by Quatermass reviews
Zelretch is bored. So, as per his usual idiom, he decides to annoy someone. He decides to annoy Saber, by sending her a copy of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"...
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Saber, Arturia Pendragon, K. Zelretch S. - Complete
The World of The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
A series of one-shots in the Animagus-Verse showing the state of the magical world at the time of Voldemort's return. Some brace for war, while for others, life goes on. A bridge between The Accidental Animagus and Animagus at War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Complete
Coming of Age in the House of Black by LeighaGreene reviews
Turning points in the lives of the last generation of Blacks. Takes place over the course of Bellatrix's life, prior to the events of canon. Focus on BL, AT, NM, SB, and RB. Multiple POV. Mary Potter AU magic and history applies; the Black Family tree as outlined by JKR outside of the books & any birth-dates she has given for any of the characters do not. See inside warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,934 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Doeskin Omake Collection by chicaalterego reviews
Companion to Doeskin. This collection mainly consists of random/crack-ish, AU oneshots that have been inspired by some event of Doeskin cannon. You can read it without reading the main fic, but it is not recommended.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,879 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 7/29/2015
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5161 - Favs: 9,440 - Follows: 7,923 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Thorny Tangled Triangle by Dongyrn reviews
Pyrrha asks Ruby on a date. Blake asks Ruby on a date. Ruby accepts both. Naval battle ensues between Ladybug and Milk & Cereal, but the crews quickly board each other's ships, settle their differences, and add Pussy Magnet to their fleet. Pure relationship crack. I regret nothing. Adorable cover art provided by mustachioedoctopus.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 171,474 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 2/28/2016 - [Blake B., Pyrrha N., Ruby R.] - Complete
Perfectly Normal by TheArtfulDodger26 reviews
Uncle Vernon had been off to the dentist's for quite a while that morning. When he comes back, the family is eager to learn about the new dentist. According to Uncle Vernon, they are a perfectly normal couple, but for some reason Harry can't stop laughing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Iris Potter, Agent of SHIELD by Philosophize reviews
Part 2 of "Witches of SHIELD." Sequel to "Death of Natasha Romanoff." Reunited with Hermione Granger, Iris Potter has taken back her name and is using magic again, but can Iris maintain control or will she become worse than the foes SHIELD sends her against? Will she and Hermione be able to help Iron Man stop the Hulk, the Abomination, and Ivan Vanko? AU; fem!Harry; femslash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,335 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Doeskin by chicaalterego reviews
After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 3,272 - Follows: 4,073 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Yoshino N.
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 5,136 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 824,687 - Reviews: 8820 - Favs: 9,757 - Follows: 8,328 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
The Kyle Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,729 - Reviews: 3469 - Favs: 6,698 - Follows: 5,410 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
Words Cannot Express the Depth of Our Disapproval by inwardtransience reviews
Like unattended children, the British people have been allowed to wander too far. It is about time the parents came home to set things to rights. The process isn't likely to be fun for anyone — unless, of course, you happen to be eleven centuries old. (immortal!Founders, playful crack fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,169 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Salazar S., Godric G.
Who Set the Jobberknolls Free? by teh tarik reviews
Sirius is running about on Order business, hexing Death Eaters and such. Lily, on the hand, is busy not getting any sleep and singing Christmas carols at the wrong time of the year. (A series of letters between Sirius Black and Lily Potter, dated between the period of September 1980 and October 1981.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2016 - [Sirius B., Lily Evans P.] Remus L., James P. - Complete
The Changing of the Guardian by LeighaGreene reviews
Yet more Marauders-era Background for Mary Potter. This one was written in anticipation of a few more pointed questions during the confrontation with Sirius at the end of book 3. Apparently I am a Pettigrew apologist? The things you never knew about yourself… Also: Fidelius Charm Details (ch.3) - please read and critique!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2016 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Tom and Hermione's Excellent Vacation by LeighaGreene reviews
This is utter crack. It's what happens when you get writer's block and then decide to write the 'epilogue' to your AU as a married!Tomione time-travel fix-it fic, when you're only halfway through the third book of seven. It is not necessary to have read Mary Potter to enjoy this fic. Happy (Belated) Tomione Day 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 6,936 - Follows: 5,179 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
The Hufflepuff Information Theory by H Bregalad reviews
How small a sliver of information would it take to totally change the plot of each book?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Complete
Amy Potter is Batgirl! by Philosophize reviews
Amy "don't call me Amaryllis" Potter never went to Hogwarts, but the Goblet of Fire makes her a compelled competitor in the Triwizard Tournament. Will three years of tutelage by the Dynamic Duo see her through the treacherous tasks? Will being Batgirl help her beat the villainous Voldemort? And what's with that bewitching yet bothersome, bushy-haired bookworm? Tune in to find out!
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,183 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Game of Life by Belial666 reviews
A thoughtless comment during the final battle, and Voldemort realizes the danger he's in and how to avoid it. Harry appears in Limbo alone with his regrets, until he finds a strange game... about himself. What happens when Harry decides to play, changing things in the process? Second chance, gamer!Harry, girl!harry(?), fanfic cliches used and/or twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,027 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Susan B.
Harry Potter and the Daughters of Fate by McWhite reviews
We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 761 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Potter vs Paradox by Belial666 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived won; Magical Britain never recovered. As their world grows closer to another war, the surviving DA members concoct an elaborate plan that will see Iris Potter back in time to guide her younger self and prevent the war from ever happening. Fate however has other plans. GWL BWL, dark!Harry, timetravel, canon magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 136,913 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Son of the Archer by Melancholy's Sunshine reviews
Clint saves a kid and grows attached to the little guy. But he knows he should bring him back to his family. Can he find them? Will he even want too?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,314 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Ron W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
The Lady of Slytherin-The Marriage Contract by Nemesis13 reviews
It's fifth year, Lillith Potter is already annoyed with Umbridge still being amongst the living and having to study for her OWLs when she receives a letter from the Ministry. She is required, by law, to marry a significantly older wizard to 'Preserve Her Bloodline' in a heavy handed attempt to control her future. More the fools are they. Dark Humor One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 325 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,801 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 6,501 - Follows: 7,082 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] [Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
The Truth Is, It Wasn't Like That by LeighaGreene reviews
Sirius reflects on James and Lily's relationship. Set in the 5th-year canon timeline, with the twisted interpretation of the Marauders, Lily, and Severus from my Mary Potter AU. T for language. Jily, angst and unrequited Sirius/James. Oneshot. Arguably dark!Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2016 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B. - Complete
Side Effects of Impressing Death May Include the Following by Nemesis13 reviews
Lillith Potter thought she'd finally done it, after a decade of war and the loss of all those she loved she sacrifices herself to end Voldemort and his entire army with one well placed nuclear bomb, unfortunately she missed a horcrux. All is not lost, she has one more shot at life and after impressing her Reaper and his boss Death she's sent back to first year to level the field.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
What's in a Name? by LeighaGreene reviews
On the naming of Harry Potter. Two-shot: Lily reflects on her own name and the process of naming her child (humor); James reflects on the importance of tradition (life and responsibility). Lily is kind of petty and self-involved; James is kind of paternalistic. Both have clearly been missing the other's point.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Óg Dìolairean by realjoehundredaire reviews
"Nice rack, Xander." "…because getting compliments on tits I shouldn't even have isn't weird at all. Thanks, Kennedy."
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,693 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Xander H., Kate B./Hawkeye, Cassie L./Stature
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 262 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
The makings of legends by epsi10n reviews
Scenes about Hogwarts' founders, mostly taking place in the earlier years of their lives. (These are just things I wrote for Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance but most likely won't be able to fit in it. They can also be read independently.) [Newest chapter: Hogwarts, as good a name as any]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R.
What Happens in Vegas by Silently Watches reviews
…doesn't necessarily STAY there. When two groups travel to Sin City in an attempt to recover from recent events, no one could have predicted the consequences. Bloody Brandy's Vegas Vacation challenge, fem!Harry/Raven, femslash, NOT Tonks/Lupin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,432 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Harry P., Raven] N. Tonks - Complete
Professor X's Correspondence Academy by Lucillia reviews
A fact about Magneto that shouldn't really be so shocking when one really stops to think about it comes to light. Charles takes the opportunity to twist the knife a bit, and to once again try to persuade his old friend turned enemy that he is on the wrong path. Unintended consequences naturally ensued.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Darcy Lewis- Agent of SHIELD (NEW) by OldSaintJohn reviews
If you were to ask, people would tell you that Darcy Lewis was completely normal. Sure she was cynical, sarcastic, sometimes bitchy, and had an odd obsession with tasers, but other than that completely normal. Fem!Harry is Darcy Lewis. M for possible language and themes. NEW VERSION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,723 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 731 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Harry P., Darcy L.
Time Travel Story by Stone Elbow reviews
I have read many time travel fanfics, and I have always found them unrealistic. This is the story of what Harry Potter would really do if he traveled back in time. Accidental time travel, back in time to 11-year-old body, one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 438 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Amelia B. - Complete
Only Hers by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry was angry, actually he was fairly infuriated, why should he give a damn about this stupid tournament and the magics involved to keep the champions honest? The only good that came from it is he finally asked out his best friend and she said yes, all it took was someone plotting his death...again. Ah well, at least his summer of Marauder training with Sirius would be put to use
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 1/31/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 9,514 - Follows: 10,734 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Master, Pokémon? by Saphroneth reviews
Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,680 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Latias] Pikachu, Zorua
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3903 - Favs: 11,623 - Follows: 13,358 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Instruments of Destruction by alexanderwales reviews
Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
The Brightest Witch and the Darkest House by Belial666 reviews
What happens if the 'brightest witch of her age' is very different than Hermione? Would there be a golden trio? Would the fate of Britain be brighter, darker or unchanged? What is dark and what is evil and how much do choices matter? Slow break from canon initially, full break at book 3. Lots of magic, action, reasonably competent Harry and friends, PoV is potential dark witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 78 - Words: 272,688 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 5/29/2015 - OC, Harry P., Neville L., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Strange: Sorcerer Supreme by VexingFate reviews
"As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted. The name is Harrison Strange. Former Young Avenger, current Avenger and son of the Sorcerer Supreme," The boy turned his face towards the staff, a smirk on his face – one that they had not seen in 14 years, "Pleased to meet you." HarryP./SusanB.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,583 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Susan B.
Hermione Granger's Guide To Gender Flip Fanfiction by Hyaroo reviews
Hermione gives a lecture on "gender flip fanfiction"; i.e. fanfiction depicting an AU where one or more characters has been born the opposite sex. Of course, when the ones attending the lecture are Harry and Ron... or should that perhaps be "Holly" and "Ronnie"?... it might get a little difficult to stay on track. A very meta story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,382 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Master Pokemon mk2 - Electric Mewgaloo by Saphroneth reviews
Ash Ketchum has a secret he doesn't even know - that he is the Chosen One, personally created by Arceus to ensure the world survives its coming trials. That would explain why he's a Mew, though. Alternate titles: The Mew-Sical; Arceus Wanted A Nap; A Mew Beginning
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew, Pikachu
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 962 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Way of the Open Hand by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. While at summer camp, Taylor got separated and learned to be a monk. Mainly 5th Edition, but I reserve the right to pull monk abilities from any edition I so choose.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Emma B.
Phenomenal Cosmic Power by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. Self-insert fusion with a Mutants & Masterminds character I once played.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,178 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015
A Jump To The Left by dogbertcarroll reviews
Soldier, Tinker, Tailor, Slider?
Crossover - X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,432 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 229 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
Yet Another Way by ack1308 reviews
When the Brockton Bay Brigade attacked Marquis in his home, he took a blow for his daughter that ultimately ended up with his capture and incarceration in the Birdcage. What if he didn't manage to do so? (This is a spin-off of an omake that was requested from the story Another Way).
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 9/2/2015
A Big Ball of Wibbly-Wobbly by Colubrina reviews
The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 4,544 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Antonin D., Abraxas M. - Complete
The Last Daughter by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
Please go read The Girl of Tomorrow; I'd rather have that stand as the definitive version.
Crossover - Superman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 54 - Words: 124,832 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Complete
Warning: Past Soul Bind Performance Not Indicative of Future Prophets by LeadVonE reviews
The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin's name is going on. - On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
The Master of Death IS The-Boy-Who-Lived - Child Hero for Hire by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter, the Master of Death, loathes the 'Adventures-of-the-Boy-Who-Lived' children's storybooks. I mean, what kind of kid grabs his happy band of childhood friends, smacks around some dragons, nundus, and dark wizards, and skips home in time for tea and scones? But, after 40,000 years of living and dying, the Master of Death realizes something... He probably could.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 1,112 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L., Luna L.
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3749 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Chaos Reigns by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
A twoshot spinoff of 'Child of the Storm'. The Avengers are on holiday. SHIELD are busy fighting HYDRA. Who you gonna call? If you're Wanda Maximoff, heir apparent to the Sorcerer Supreme, in Chicago to deal with a major demon problem, the answer is Harry Dresden. The two of them aren't going to have much in the way of help. But that's okay. It's only the world at stake, after all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,676 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Complete
Fianna de Sí by DalkonCledwin reviews
Santa gives Harry, Hermione and Luna the opportunity to change how things happened... but is everything going to turn out for the best? Come and see! Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" Challenge. - Abandoned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,235 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Equilibrium by Surarrin reviews
Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,522 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 4,891 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Ahsoka T., Harry P.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4867 - Favs: 6,573 - Follows: 4,327 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Throwing Out the Script by Formulaic reviews
One year into Voldemort's rein, a confrontation with the Dark Lord catapults the Boy-Who-Lived into 1975. Will he be content to sit around and let the past repeat itself? Absolutely not. Time Travel. Not very HBP or DH compliant. Awesome!Harry. Eventual Harry/Lily/Narcissa/Bellatrix. Not a smutfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,339 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 4,155 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.]
The Infinite Loops - Pokemon Loops by OathToOblivion reviews
Yet another branch of the Infinite Loops inspired by Innortal and Saphroneth. Let's see the hijinks the Loopers from the World of Pokemon get into, shall we?
Crossover - X-overs & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,062 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Pikachu, Red, Ash K./Satoshi
Silver by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. Taylor does not trigger in the locker. Instead, she awakens to the memories and abilities of her past life. As a Sorcerer 10/Dragon Disciple 10 from Pathfinder. See the Spacebattles or Sufficient Velocity thread for the character sheet.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Skitter
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Administrative Assistant by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. Self-insert into Taylor's head with separate powers.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,990 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Skitter, OC
Confrontation by ack1308 reviews
Taylor's encounter against Lung doesn't go very well at all. She wakes up in hospital, and Armsmaster has some questions.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,789 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Skitter, Aegis, Panacea, Armsmaster - Complete
The Death of Natasha Romanoff by Philosophize reviews
While helping to stop Stane, Natasha encounters a face she never thought she'd see again. Forced to deal with memories, decisions, and a life she thought she'd long left behind, will she survive the emotional upheaval, not to mention the rampaging, homicidal Stane? Or will she have to face her fears & transform herself, becoming once again what she once was? AU; fem!Harry; femslash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Aftermath by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. But the story does not end there ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,940 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Greg, Emma B. - Complete
And Why the Hell Not by ack1308 reviews
What if the Undersiders decided to use their powers to make money ... legally?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 322 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Tattletale, Bitch/Hellhound - Complete
Old Age and Fire Whiskey May Lead to Jumping Dimensions by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry Potter is in his twilight years. He, Hermione, and Draco run Hogwarts as a way to avoid the Dark Lord of the week and spend most of their time lamenting their wasted early years. After a bottle too many Hermione reveals a plan to go into the past, unfortunately for everyone involved she convinces her friends it's a great idea, and there's...complications-Fem!Harry, Fem!Draco,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 5,506 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
If you make Frodo a Jedi by Prince Pondincherry reviews
There's a saying among fanfiction writers about what you should do if you make Frodo a Jedi. This is that story. Tongue-in-cheek one-shot.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Yoda, Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4417 - Favs: 9,744 - Follows: 7,209 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36063 - Favs: 27,996 - Follows: 20,469 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unfavourable Outcome by ack1308 reviews
Taylor is rescued from the locker. This is a bad thing.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 165 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Skitter, Jack Slash, Bonesaw, Siberian - Complete
Harry Potter: WiB - Wizards in Black by Steelbadger reviews
Drabble Oneshot. A wry look into the everyday life of an Obliviator, draws from Men in Black (as you might expect).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Heap Coals of Fire on His Head by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After losing the war, being held prisoner by the Death Eaters, seeing her friends' lives ruined, and being sold to the highest bidder, Hermione finally embraces her Slytherin side and finds a way to take control of her life again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Worry Be Happy by ack1308 reviews
What if Amy Dallon decided to do things a little differently? A creepy, sweet, one-shot AU look at Worm.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Flashbang, Brandish - Complete
The Team Seven Turnaround by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
They aren't exactly what everyone expected. Sasuke isn't a broody avenger, but a witty pervert embroiled in the greatest bromance to ever grace the lands with his sensei, Kakashi. Naruko (formerly Naruto) is an idiot-savant transformed into the perfect(?) woman. Sakura inherited both her power and insanity from her mother and father, the strongest kunoichi ever. Kami save us all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 369 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Kakashi H., Anko M., Tsunade S., Team Seven
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 9,856 - Follows: 4,614 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 826 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Knights of Scooby by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A passing mage, friend of the Rosenberg clan, stops by to check in on Willow as she graduates Junior High. Horrified, he attempts to leave her a protector by buffing up her best friend.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Xander H., Willow R.
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Take the Sky from Me by Schwep reviews
She cut ties; now Taylor owns the skies as Brockton Bay's newest independent hero. Taylor Hebert with Genesis' powers.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,937 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Welcome to Hufflepuff! by The Sinister Man reviews
It's 1991, and eight newly Sorted wizards and witches are about to start their first night in House Hufflepuff. There'll be singing and camaraderie and macaroons and only a little bit of screaming. Arguably AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unnecessarily Amorous Relationship by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
After killing Voldemort immediately following his ressurection at the end of their sixth year, Harry and his twin sister Danielle decide that, as the law of the land refuses to penalize the Death Eaters, they'll do it themselves. And so, they decide to rob them all blind. Warning: twincest. Lots. Of. Twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 378 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Harry P., OC]
Remus Lupin and the Restaurant that Attracts Annoying Customers by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Twenty years after a falling out with the rest of the Marauders, Remus Lupin has completely cut himself off from the wizarding world and opened a restaurant in the muggle one. Unfortunately for him, his past comes back to haunt him in the most irritating way possible: his restaurant seems to attract the weirdest possible customers, both magical and muggle. Episodic, Remus-centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 144 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Remus L.
Water under the bridge by dogbertcarroll reviews
No map, no home, but plenty of time and new sights to see for the few Scoobies who have left for the stars.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,153 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010
The Perils of Monologuing by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Voldemort catches Harry making a rookie mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
His Mother's Love by White Squirrel reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
On the Record by Lucillia reviews
James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 248 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Harry P., James P., Albus D. - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 444 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
How to Win Friends and Take Over the World by Silently Watches reviews
In which Voldemort is NOT an idiot, and so the world burns. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 152 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Charles Brown - SI at Large by Godogma reviews
Charles Brown was just a regular guy at a dead end job until he opened the box from Ebay. After which his life became an adventure. Join us for the story of the aspiring murder-hobo and his friends as they jaunt from universe to universe making money and causing chaos by exploiting reality. Current crosses AD&D, Harry Potter, BtVS and random movies and other RPG games.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,105 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014
The Doctor Versus The Spaceballs by cheri1 reviews
Twelve/Clara. Crackfic. Spaceballs crossover. The Doctor and Clara have been captured by the most diabolic and feared group of people in the entire galaxy. The Spaceballs! FINISHED.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Spaceballs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor
New Wind Nation: Alliance by Kyogre reviews
AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara, Rasa - Complete
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 12,534 - Follows: 5,706 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Harry's Wand Gets Around by Kevin3 reviews
Harry's Wand just can't seem to make up its mind on who it belongs to... resulting in a world where Gilderoy Lockhart stops Pomona Sprout from ruining Albus Dumbledore's chances of killing Lord Voldemort. Humor one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2014
Alternate Beginnings by ack1308 reviews
Taylor takes a different tack in dealing with the bullies very early on in story canon. This ends her up in an unusual situation. What she gets out of it is up to her ... and Madison.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,547 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Skitter, Grue, Madison C., Imp - Complete
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
Pizza to Go! by The Cheshire Cheese reviews
The news reports say the notorious gangster ate himself to death. Only Vinnie, God, and a few other associates know what really happened that night. One robot gangster's confession. (Oneshot.)
Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 4017 - Favs: 10,105 - Follows: 10,722 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
New Wind Nation by Kyogre reviews
Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,777 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
It's a SIN by dogbertcarroll reviews
My SI bit it in Marvel and wakes up in a while new world, but can he survive in an anime universe as the main character?
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6563 - Favs: 13,560 - Follows: 8,961 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
SIM Life - Self Insert Marvel by dogbertcarroll reviews
My always ready Pseudo-SI (More a Genre Smart OC) is dropped into Marvel after allowing Godogma play with his character sheet. Really, there should be a law against that.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,248 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 188 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Taylor Builder? by Muroshi reviews
A Worm / Life as a Builder - Builder-Verse Stories Wanted! challenge Crossover
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 138 - Published: 5/30/2014
Exotic Pet by Lucillia reviews
A Harry Potter who's a full-blooded member of a certain two-hearted, cold-blooded species of Crocodillian descent from a certain planet whose name starts with a G and rhymes with Mallifrey ends up on the Dursley's doorstep. He ends up having a much happier life there than he normally would've due to the fact that he "Isn't people".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 229 - Published: 5/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Dis Guy, Eh? by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one way ticket to the afterlife gets derailed when the wrong person enters the portal...
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 5,042 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jamie Evans and the Lonely Queen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Jamie has survived an entire year and has successfully kept her employment at Hogwarts. Now she has to deal with a family that knows who she is, a government that doesn't want her in the country, and people demanding to know when she'll get married. That, and there's also the pesky after-effects of throwing herself backwards through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 716 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Black Phoenix by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to Easy as Falling. Not only humans were watching on that day the world changed. Now Harry's balancing delegations, work, romance, and trying to keep his phoenix from eating people. Hard work for a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,877 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Copyright Infringement by dogbertcarroll reviews
Johnathan and Xander burgled all the Coach's files and equipment on the swim team's transformation to make sure there wouldn't be anything fishy in their future, but what Johnathan does with the project's gear and a couple of blood samples...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Xander H.
Limbo partners by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is sucked into Acaltha's portal, but hell isn't his destination. Belasco's Limbo just went co-op.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Xander H.
Copycat by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Xander H.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by BantaskinJones reviews
There is nothing that can stop Loki from opening that portal. Except the one person even more powerful than he.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 720 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
Amontillado, Chilled by Diresquirrel reviews
"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5968 - Favs: 11,302 - Follows: 12,304 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 313 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A (Partial) Guide to Surviving Middle Earth by Lucillia reviews
So, you've landed in Middle-Earth. Now that you're there, here's a couple of tips for surviving beyond your first few hours.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
The Hostage by Xelan reviews
Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Links Broken, Bonds Forged by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Xander H.
On My Life and Magic by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 236 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jokers Wild by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U.
Twin of the BWL by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 6,378 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Knave Squadron by TheBeardedOne reviews
An independent fighter squadron gets caught up in the Galactic Civil War. (Last chapter links to Harry Tano.)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Complete
Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Bug on a Wire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,602 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Why Q Does Not Go Into the Field by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Q is not a field agent. Q is, as his title indicates, a quartermaster. A lab monkey. A techie. He who causes chaos with computers powered solely by Earl Grey. This, he feels, is his natural place in life. So, when he is kidnapped, he feels more annoyed than afraid. This, after all, is Bond's business rather than his. Largely a Bond character study from Q's point of view.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/20/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
New Lamps for Old – Death is but a Doorway by dogbertcarroll reviews
This is story #1 of 4 that have major characters' personal memories removed and their souls switched around to see how they’d do. In case you were wondering this is an old Naruto switched out with a post wedding Ranma in a Sailor Moon crossover verse.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009
He's kind of a BLEEP by Diresquirrel reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Xander of the Red Robes by Diresquirrel reviews
Jesse bought the costumes. It was too late to change into something else, and so Xander was stuck with face paint and hourglass contact lenses. Slightly AU for Buffy. Halloween fic for Halloween.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,405 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Xander H., Raistlin
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Easy as Falling by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, mostly preslash. Harry really doesn't like the way things are going in the wizarding world right now. But who's going to do something about it? Him, that's who! Or, how Harry became a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 123,790 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tony's New Assistant by MarbleGlove reviews
A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 2,298 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Send in the Clones by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P.
Servant Saber and the Quest for the Holy Grail by Hono no Tora reviews
To be honest, no one knew why the Holy Grail would be in Japan. And no matter how hared they might try, they could never find out who put up the inaccurate subtitles in the opening credits. No one knew why Berserker liked dramatic entrances. The biggest question was as to why Arthur Pendragon was a woman, why she preferred to use coconuts and her Master as a Noble Steed.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Shirō E., Saber, Berserker, Assassin
Why Earth? by Lucillia reviews
There has to be a good reason for why just about every hostile force in the universe has come gunning for a certain small blue planet in the middle of nowhere and its inhabitants, right?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2013 - The Master, 10th Doctor, Rassilon - Complete
Blended Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
"I was there every step of the way, I held her hand as she suffered through labor, he has my name, he is my son now…not yours." James said harshly trying as hard as he could to keep his voice low. "We both know that he isn't yours," Loki hissed back at him as he took a step forward. Warning possible Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 4,940 - Follows: 5,986 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Loki
Fairy Champions: Tale of Time by Zabyne reviews
The war is all but lost. Harry along with Hermione and Luna are the only real resistance left, but even they are forced to live in hiding. Hope however comes in the form of a request from the Fae Queen Lilith, giving the group the chance to turn the tides of the war before it even begins. Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" challenge. Grey Harry. Time-Travel. H/HG/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,910 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Ozymandias by ChocolateTeapot reviews
Ramesses considers himself to be the greatest ruler ever. However, the discovery of an ancient ruin might force him to reassess. Oneshot.
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Ramesses II - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 365 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Brilliant Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
A letter, just a few lines on a piece of paper, and it was enough to change the entire world. At least Tony's entire world, now he couldn't imagine ever going back. He loved being a dad.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 4,096 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 190 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Inaccurate Legends by Midnakdak reviews
Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 6,925 - Follows: 4,340 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3377 - Favs: 5,968 - Follows: 3,755 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 7,365 - Follows: 2,164 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 394 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Half Blind Date by D-Tepes reviews
Darcy Lewis. Xander Harris. A date... and Xander's luck with dates.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Xander H., Darcy L.
Fly by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry fled his past, flew away from the shadows that still haunted him. Steve had his own futuristic foes to battle. And even Fury wasn't sure how to go about debriefing a supposed mythical creature. Rated for Fury's coarse language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The New Improved Dead Voldemort Sketch by JustJeanette reviews
Monty Python look out. This is a blatant parody of the dead parrot sketch, you have been warned. Extended version of the original Dead Voldemort Sketch now with filking of I'm A Lumberjack. This is pure farce and I accept no blame for damaged keyboards. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
What if Almost Everybody was Shirou's Servant by Mereo Flere reviews
Shirou broke Heaven's Feel by accidentally summoning six servants.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,618 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Shirō E., Rider
The Life and Times of Harry Williams Potter by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
A What If tale. What would have happened if the Doctor, looking for Melody after Demon's Run, had been taken by the TARDIS to Godric's Hollow? And he was the first there? Amy and Rory raise the saviour of the Wizarding World with input from River and the Doctor. God help the Wizarding World. Will eventually ship canon pairings. Please Read and Review. T for future chapters.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 508 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Harry P.
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 1,704 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16769 - Favs: 11,978 - Follows: 10,394 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Crisis of Infinite Batmans by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
In Which The Bad Guys Are So Screwed. There is a dimensional crisis brewing and only Batman can stop it. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And... you get the idea. CRACK!
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Bruce W./Batman
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter Casts Burning Hands reviews
Harry is an intuitive wandless pyromancer. The Dursleys aren't happy, the Grangers don't mind, and Dumbledore is rather confused (but he hides it well). Oh, and Harry and Hermione grow up playing D&D. Rated M primarily for the inevitable magical violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/31/2019 - Published: 7/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D.