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Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,646 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14018 - Favs: 17,158 - Follows: 14,636 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13392 - Favs: 17,250 - Follows: 16,285 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Blue Magic by Tellur reviews
Ancient prophecies are set into motion when Liara meets Harry during an illegal observation of the recently discovered Humans. A vicious cycle has to be broken in order for the galaxy to advance to the next level. However Harry has some unfinished business on Earth and school to attend first. H/Hr pairing, Sibling relationship between Harry and Liara. First part of two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 219,849 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Liara T'Soni
Wizard of Columbia by Seanbob04 reviews
My Godfather, likely dead. Myself, lost in my own world. They tell me the girl needs saving, well... my "saving people" thing guarantees that. Just one thing I can't understand, how the f*ck does a city fly without magic? HP/Infinite crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,988 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Harry P., Elizabeth
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy. Expanded from the one-shot by request, art available via profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 3,040 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,226 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kili, Fili
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Of Finding Innocence by FanficwriterGHC reviews
When Kate Beckett went to get her book signed by Richard Castle, she never imagined that she'd end up meeting his daughter, much less offering to babysit for the afternoon. AU.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 330,428 - Reviews: 5266 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Harvest by Norwest reviews
Oneshot: "Was this the first time a geth asked if it had a soul?" - "No. It was the first time a Creator became frightened when we asked."
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
A Matter of Motive by hardly loquacious reviews
Kate discovers that sometimes the reason a person does something matters more than the action itself. Post-finale fic, Castle/Beckett.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,185 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete