One morning she wakes up as Uzumaki Kikuko, twin sister of Naruto. Join Kiku on her journey through the shinobi world, from attending the academy to her first c-rank mission gone wrong. When everything falls apart, she runs to the the one place she knows is safe, Uzushiogakure. She is the last princess of Uzushiogakure, and she will not fail.

'So, summary. I am in the Naruto world. I have a name that isn't mine and I have a really nerfed version of the Gamer. Is that all? Am I forgetting something?... Right, Inventory.' At that I received yet another disappointment.

Okay, so let's see. I have a nerfed version of the gamer with unbalanced and low stats. I am in Konoha at least two years before shit hits the fan... and I have no idea if this universe is the same as the one I know and love. Great! Oddly enough, I'm not that scared.

Make the best of what you have, they said. But what I'm supposed to do when the best I have are red-eyed freaks, a child who's the jailor of the most dangerous being in the world, a snake bastard with boundary issues and a world of super soldiers with licences to murder. The best part? None of them like me much. Oh shut it, old man! Take that Will of Fire and shove it up your— [OC]

Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?

Waking up in the body of a standard Genin, a village invasion on the horizon and a count down until to a full out apocalypse only a few years away, what's a lad to do? There was only one thing he could do, cheat. Thankfully, this game system that instigated all of this in the first place, was quite helpful in that regard. Gamer Insert.

The MC transmigrates into the Narutoverse in the body of a civilian orphan. Luckily for him, the transmigration results in chakra being unlocked. Follow the story of the MC as he grows in power and stabilizes himself into the world of ninjas and trains to be the strongest. Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto or it's characters (except the original characters I create)

Naruto’s Education was terrible. His teachers never taught him and he never paid attention. But what if he decided to teach himself? To take what he could from the academy and go from there. Smart Naruto

Harry felt he had lost his chance at family after watching Sirius fly away only for his godfather to show up during the summer. Sirius teaches Harry what he needs to know, helping him become the true Lord Potter. Then the Tri-Wiz comes and the deepest, darkest secret of the Marauders is revealed - Harry was born the daughter of Lily and Sirius. Eventual Fem!HarryxTonks

A man becomes the Gamer, and is transported to the SoulsBorne universe, and then again to the world of Mass Effect. How does having an OC with experience in combat change the game?

I played video games so much that my own life became a game! Why did I receive this power? And why do I have a quest whose failure penalty is the destruction of the universe? A slow boil adventure, DO NOT READ THIS STORY if you are expecting an emotionless grinding murder hobo.

Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?

After being exiled from known space following a disastrous failed colonization attempt, the Migrant Fleet makes First Contact with Earth in 1968. Chaos ensues. AU Historical First Contact, Humans/Quarians. It's finally fucking done.

An average guy, living an average life, dies. He soon discovers that life was a game in Alpha, and he's now being welcomed to the Beta. Join his journey into a world of superpowers, supervillains, and an ever-evolving game world that challenges his views on life and morality. (DB, DBZ, DB GT. DBS, DB Heroes, Super DB Heroes, Xenoverse, Game Powers.) (Books 1, 2, 3, and 4 complete!)

An OC finds himself plunged into the Naruto verse with gamer powers. Homesick and not knowing how much time he has there, he goes on to make his place in a new world, maybe have a little fun and probably grow a little more. Strong!OC, OC!Insert, Gamer!OC, Magnet-Release.

Reborn as the twin brother to Peter Quill, Nathan goes his own way because, as awesome as the Marvel universe is, he wants to live his second chance to the fullest. He doesn't really have a plan, to be honest, but he knows where to start. [Rated M for language and violence. Citrus is undecided.] [Image by usr: 431101134]

A soldier wins an afterlife lottery and is given the chance to live again in another universe with access to lite-Gamer powers. Not a full-on x-over, with only some elements of the Gamer genre. OC/Quasi-SI. NOTE: The story starts almost 4000 years before the Prequels but arrives in that era by the end of the Prologue. Continued in the "The Gathering Storm."

The System awakes, and so does Jaune Arc. Of course, one is awakening from an eons long slumber and the other went to bed too late the night before and slept in far too long. The System adjusts to a methodology suitable for a teenage boy, and as such accidentally invokes the god-given right of living a video game. Jaune's in for a wild ride.

I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert.

OC/SI This isn’t going to be your normal Gamer story. Taking place after Volume 1, this story’s “System” needs a good breaking in. Besides, who really minds a few bugs, right? Be careful what you wish for. WARNING: Inconsistent Update schedule. Feedback appreciated. Please review as the first legitimate review you leave, I will do my best to respond to in a PM. On Hiatus.

A Harry Potter who has tried to take control of his destiny from second year on finds himself in need of a fresh start. Armed with some abilities beyond the norm, a Mastery of Defense and a muggle-style teacher's license, Harry takes his daughter Lily Luna and takes a job offer at Kuoh Academy. Pairings Harry/Rias/many. ON HOLD until A Third Path to The Future is Done.

I accidentally saved the world and was granted three wishes when I died. Easy - first wish to reincarnate in the Naruto universe and second is to reincarnate with 'The Gamer' ability. Third wish? I'll save it for later. SI/OC

Izuku was so excited when he manifested his Quirk. Being able to combine with objects to make himself stronger? So cool! However, what he didn't expect, what no one expected, was what happened if he used his Quirk on people... (Or, What if Izuku's Quirk was the Fusion Ability from Dragonball Z/Steven Universe?)

In which a girl dies, discovers that life is really just a simulation, and starts a new life in a universe that should only exist in fiction. (si/oc with video game inspired powers based off "Bite-Sized For Convenience" by Hyliian from their chapter 23-25)

A modern man with dreams of an eternal life. Upon his death, he finds himself presented with the opportunity to achieve his dream in a new world. Witness Akakiryu Uchiha achieve greatness in the world of Naruto. Eventually God-like OC, but reasonable progression. OC-Centered. Pairings undecided. Rated M for language, violence, and possibly sexual content.

It's really hard to maintain a clean conscience when you're surrounded and encouraged by genocidal aliens that wanted to only eat and fight. Especially when your entire race has been enslaved by Frieza, an especially genocidal alien that commits war crimes to pass time. No one could say I didn't give it my best shot, though.

At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-

Jon Snow is the bastard son of Eddard Stark, the Warden of the North. Despite being raised alongside his trueborn half-siblings he doesn't believe there is any future for him but the Wall. That all changes one day when his direwolf, Ghost, brings something to him. What's in store for him when his life has been turned into something called a video game?

When a young mountain man loses his family and his homeworld, he is captured by the Covenant. He manages to escape but only to crash-land on Sanghelios: the homeplanet of the main military force of the Covenant. After having lost everything, and with everything going wrong for him, can this boy dig deep enough to find the grit to survive? Can he escape his ten million mile prison?

There are worse fates than reincarnation. There are worse villages to be born in than Takigakure. There are worse specializations for a ninja than medicine. But once you have mastered the Jiongu, anything is possible. Ito Ikimono knows the horrifying power such a technique can grant, and he'll shed whatever he needs to take it; Sweat, blood, even skin. OC, Fu, Takigakure, Jiongu.

A new piece has been set in the grand game of Superheroes, with one hand set to flip the board and break out the video games. But first, he has to deal with bullying Wards and his new powers. Not quite a Gamer fic.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

Izuku Midoriya hated his quirk, and he was fairly certain the feeling was mutual. RPG Quirk Izuku. Gamer Izuku

You can't put a twenty-eight-year-old ridiculously competitive academic into one of the most prestigious clans containing more ridiculously competitive academics and expect nothing to go drastically wrong. [SI OC] {AU}

Sequel for Walking Towards the Sunset. Since the defeat of Kid Buu, the Z Fighters have all taken different paths for power. Only a Saiyan from the sky, the God of Destruction, a visitor from the future, the Pendulum Room, fusions, and the resurrection of the source of Bardock's hatred can bring them all together. Yup. Just another normal day. (Tarble - GokuBlack/Xenoverse).

Rising from the ashes of defeat, Kll finds himself with a new lease on life. The same foes, the same challenges, but a different point of view. Will Kll make it to the Tournament again, or will a new threat end his chances long before? Only one way to find out! Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Dragonball Super, Dragonball GT, Dragonball Heroes, Super Dragonball Heroes/Gamer

When Harry goes on vacation with the Dursleys to America, he will learn a skill that may be just what he needs to defeat Voldemort. Of course, because he's Harry Potter, it doesn't quite go as expected. Now, with an incessant, caring Death backing him, Harry doesn't think he will ever get a break. At least his dogfather will be proud that Harry takes after him. Animagus!Harry

"A lot of people would probably be thrilled to get a second chance. I wasn't one of them. I didn't want an entire second go at f**king up. I had died and that was supposed to be that." With a girl and a man barely convinced to give the new Hatake family a try in the wake of their painful pasts, they could be each others' final nail, or salvation. (OCish SI) (Not Kashi/SI)

This story is up for adoption and has been abandoned by True Yami Mew, if you want to continue it, please send a link to True Yami Mew to read.

When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.

A gamer fanfic set in the Percy Jackson universe. Crossover later. Rated M just in case.

So, dying sucks, but hey, I get a chance at reincarnation with a special power, and that power is 'The Gamer' so that's awesome! But... I'm being reincarnated into the world of Naruto, where giant chakra beasts can nuke you, crazy Uchiha roam who want to rule the world with the power of the moon, a guy who thinks he's a god wants to 'share his pain'. Yup, I am going to die again...

The last thing I remember is being trapped in the locker; now I'm in some kind of filthy, abandoned research facility, one that's clearly never heard of OSHA or the Geneva Convention. How did I get down here? Am I alone? Most importantly… how do I get out? Maybe I should make something… Tinker!Taylor, sane!GLaDOS

The World falling apart around him, a young man stomps forward and plays the Game of life. Poorly. Gamer AU, Starts during the Fall of Mount Glenn. OC that plays the game the only way he knows how; Aggressively. Featuring a mind unaffected by the Game, instead of being sculpted by it. On Hiatus.

Warren Fall was your average shut in/culinary arts student, or well he was up until he got stabbed in the chest with a sword of all things. Now reborn as the newest person with the power of The Gamer, he'll train hard in order to protect the new friends he's made at this second go at life...wait he's been reborn where now! OCXHarem. IsseiXHarem (Rated M for Warren's dirty mouth)

A man wakes in Earth Bet with the body of a Saiyan, and is immediately crushed by a boulder thrown by a false angel. Gonna need a Senzu for that one... (Dead Fic)

What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.

The Galaxy Far Far Away did not fall easily to the Entities. With their last breath, the survivors of that galaxy planted a seed of hope for any other worlds that might fall. Naturally, with Taylor Hebert's luck, that seed planted itself in her. A Star Wars/Worm Crossover.

When a kid named Hikari wakes up in a void with a screen telling him that he has died with no memory of how exactly it had happened, he must choose his fate and play the game of life, literally. Gamer Fic, Self Insert. -Rated M for language and sexual themes. Game of the Year Addition - Multiple character's, each with their own different paths Hikari can take, What will he choose?

Is this really happening to me? Why is it happening to me? Is this some sort of joke? Why am I...Why have I been transformed? Why am I Kampfer-again why is this happening to me? What else can I do other than go with the flow? I can resist! I'm bound to screw up royally several dozen times through this; this is nothing short of a beautiful disaster.

The Fourth Shinobi War is over, but was it worth it? All the pain, destruction and death. Friendships and families lost for ever. What will Naruto do when he has a chance to fix it all?

(New Chapter Posted) After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal grandmaster of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina

"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."

Due to a paperwork mistake in God's waiting room, I was reincarnated with my memories intact. No pain, no gain, or so they say. But with a bit of luck, this might just turn out alright.

Jaune, an average boy with ambitious dreams, woke up one day and found that he was drugged. What else could cause the floating window in front of him, saying he was now living a video game. M for standard vice and violence

Mighty artifacts of legend have returned to modern times. With her power, she forges myth into reality. They are the crystallizations of great heroes' achievements, Noble Phantasms of incredible power. For the sake of reaching the Everdistant Utopia, Taylor Hebert walks the arduous path of becoming a true Hero, a righteous King, and a symbol of the people's hope.

After the dementor attack, Harry collapses. He wakes up in Gringotts where he finds out many truths. His magic was bound, he's a lord of five houses and he's a kitsune. He will need his mates to ground him, two of them! Submissive, powerful! Harry. Slash. Character bashing. Fifth year. non canon

Taylor Hebert is unknowingly the descendant of a long line of Saiyans, but she doesn't discover her true power until she is saved by a mysterious martial artist.

A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.

[Gamer Fanfic] A person was reincarnated in the dark fantasy world of [Berserk]. They must now must survive in this bleak, chaotic world with the power of the [Gamer]. Difficulty has been set to [Legendary] (Not a Self Insert, lots of swearing, and seemingly slow progress)

Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter

Taylor Hebert is left in the locker for far too long, and Daddy Herbert is not amused, and so begins the return of the first villain, the dragon of the end times, the corpse eater, Nidhog.

Hinata always felt like a failure, unable to unlock her clans dojutsu she had almost given up hope. Then one day she unlocked a new ability that would let her climb her way up to the top of the ninja world.

The master chief finds that the after life is nothing but not insane. Inspired by a Naruto fic, I forget who wrote it, but I give credit to him for thinking of such an awesome idea. Time skip in next chapter. Have fun!

So, one day I'm throwing up on my way to Beacon. The next day, I'm being flung from a cliff and wind up becoming a team leader. Now I'm finding out that my games have become real! Gamer Jaune

A new faction of war is arising, promising hope and protection for those under its shelter – Harry Potter engages his own war with new comrades and allies. Post OotP, Creature! fic. Independent Harry. Slightly Manipulative Dumbledore. Slash, HP/SS/DM/LM.

The Citadel Council is a peaceful conglomerate of races, blissfully unaware of the horrors that lurk beyond their space. Humanity, meanwhile, is a race that has fought against these alien horrors ever since they made contact. What will happen when the two societies meet? Will peace follow war? Or is the Citadel Council doomed to fall to humanity? Rewrite of When Civilizations Meet.

This isn't the first time she's been reborn into the body of an infant, but it's definitely the most interesting. (T for any swearing) (Sirius/OC) (I don't own Harry Potter and I never will).

With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

What if a random academy student got The Gamer ability ? "That's it. I played too much RPG videogames and i became crazy. How else can I explain this blue rectangle in front of my head ?" OC Pov. Currently on hiatus.

The moment I meet him, I know he is bad news. The way he grin, the way he smirk. Now thanks to him I'm in World where bloody supervillain and superheroes exist! Gods please bless me, because I really going to need it. SIOC! multiple crossover! looking for beta! Prologue - Chap 2 edited!

After his death by a sandwich, a SI/OC finds himself reincarnated in Sunagakure with gaming mechanics.

The Division, Ghost Recon and Ark Survival Evolved are not just a Game it's a different life for some people. For a group of friends... It's the real deal. Watch them as they live their new lives in the Sword Art Online Universe.

Naruto Uzumaki could be defined as as... odd individual at best. When the matriarch of chakra herself had appeared, there was no doubt the orange-clad ninja would be at the fore-front. He won, of course, but not without a cost. He's trapped in the world of devils, angels and fallen angels. With no way home, he settles in the new world, Naruto style of course, dattebayo!

Gamemaster Ozpin turned Jaune into Vales Seventh Gamer.

When a person with the Gamer semblance arrives on Remnant, few notice. But maybe that'll quickly change. Maybe he can stop the Fall. Gamer/RWBY AU. Enjoy.

In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?

A new race was discovered and annihilated. A century passed and Citadel space forgot, but Humanity never did.

Bardock's curse sends him to a mysterious place where weaklings are abundant and an odd trio claim to be his family. Eventually giving in, he stays with them to discover that Earth is more unlucky than Planet Vegeta. Impatiently waiting for his son's arrival, Bardock has to survive a new life with his estranged family and a certain girl set on finding the truth. (Saiyaman-Buu Saga)

Sometimes, you hit the jackpot when it comes to powers. And sometimes, you lose big time when it comes to everything else.

Yes, gentlemen, another Worm Crossover featuring Taylor with a new set set of superpowers. This time, it's Worm crossed with the runny/gunny wahey that is Warframe. All characters and objects belong to their respective owners. All rights reserved. The premise? What if our favorite bullied teen found herself with a Banshee class Warframe?

Millions of years ago, the Earth was ruled not by man, but by the fearsome creatures known as DINOSAURS! Now Earth's only hope for the future may lay in the secrets of its ancient past. Let the galaxy tremble, for our world's most ancient masters have finally returned. The Council is going to have a fit...

During the battle between Naruto and Sasuke at the Valley of the End, the Kyūbi's energy rips a hole in reality and flings Naruto out of the Elemental Nations. He wakes up in a strange world where everything is heavier and people use weird transforming weapons and powder to kill things called Grimm. And why is Naruto half fox now? Smarter!Naruto Kitsune Hanyou!Naruto. Sensei!Kyūbi

Some of the most important struggles in our life tend to come from within, between us, ourselves, and the world and it's views. Some have a mental block that they long to overcome. Some have past regrets that tug from behind. Taylor feels as if she's drowning in her troubles between her school, her identity, and a certain nine tailed fox.

Harry was violated and he has to heal. But he won't be alone, along the way he will find family and friends, and someone to love him. Ron Weasley, Molly Weasley, and Albus Dumbledore Bashing. Good Slytherins. Slash Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter nor the Holy Bible, nor William Shakespeare

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Taylor spends more time in the locker, gets worse injuries and has an earlier introduction to the cape world.

Gen. Naruto has always had an exceptional Henge, particularly when turning into a girl. There was a reason Naruto went the extra mile when practicing that particular Jutsu, and this is a story exploring why. Chapter 1-8 are now edited.

Cinder's favorite past time is taking bubble baths, which she takes very seriously. Every detail must be in perfect order from petal fragrances to drops of soap solution. But when Emerald wastes Cinder's ultra-expensive-and-rare bubble bath solution, there's only one other person in all of Vale who has a bottle.

Perseus Jackson is trapped in Tartarus. After the council of the gods, save a few, betray and sentence him to eternal suffering, something happens to our hero that will change him forever. He is tortured and cursed. With a horrible curse placed upon him that turns him into the things that he hunts and despise, will he suffer in the pit or will he thrive? He is the Monster Shifter

After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.

Harry Potter knew quite a deal about fairness and unfairness, or so he had thought after living locked up all his life in the Potter household, ignored by his parents to the benefit of his brother - the boy who lived. But unfairness took a whole different dimension when his sister Natasha Potter died. That simply wouldn't do.

What would happen if Earth developed spaceflight tech 40 years before they discovered the Prothean Archives and the Mass Relay. what would happen if they initiated first contact with the Asari? Humanity with a spine! Non-Council Humanity.

After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

Harry didn't mean to become an animal, and he certainly didn't mean to get attached to Snape but he did and he had. He had no idea how he'd come by his furry problem and he didn't know how to get rid of it, or if he even wanted to... Slash.

COMPLETE AU Dark!Powerful!Harry. OOC Alert! At the end of 6th year, Harry comes into a creature inheritance. The wizarding world heads into war as he begins 7th year & nobody expects him to be Dark. Along with a powerful and surprising family, he brings around a new era to the wizarding population. SLASH LuciusxHarry CHAR. DEATHS Dumbledore!Weasley!Hermione!bashing (mild)

A fouryear old Harry was being beaten by his uncle for d0ing accidental magic. Hurting and in despair, his magic called out in distress. He was rescued and taken away by none other than the Legendary Dark Knight, Sparda.

It was a simple thing. A mere TV show. But it would change the life of one young boy.

CROSSOVER.AU What if the lies that have made up Harry's life started to unravel? The truth about Harry's heritage cannot be concealed for long. With new allies and the family he never knew he had, Harry will become a force to be reckoned with. HPYYHIY. PR

Young Harry Potter was always different. He preferred reading over playing with other children. He had a strange talent for communicating with animals…and he always felt a strong pull towards one, Draco Malfoy. The problem? Draco is betrothed to someone

Harry and Hermione get lost in the Dark Forest. What happens when a botched rescue attempt and a miscast spell awaken something ancient inside of them? LVHPLM SSHGDM COMPLETE!

Harry comes into a magical creature inheritance on his seventeenth birthday, changing his life forever. Slash, mpreg. DracoHarry

Harry is now a Carpathian and guess who his mate is... Draco. Carpathians are like vampires. Slash and AU in the CarpathianChristine Feehen world. I have only taken basic Carpthian ideas so if you are looking for an exact then don't read...

Trio's 5th Year AU: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny and Draco are turned into hybrid wild animals thanks to a multiple potions accident. Can Snape cure them before he goes insane? COMPLETE (You need to log in for your reviews if you want me to actually answer your questions!)

Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot

(ONESHOT)This is not a perfect world, this is the real world." In a fit of rage Pansy turns Draco into a ferret. Unfortunately, Pansy's not know for her magical aptitude and Harry Potter's in the market for a new pet. (slash)