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Joined 03-23-07, id: 1244737, Profile Updated: 07-30-14
Author has written 14 stories for 7th Heaven, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Bones, Glee, Switched at Birth, Grey's Anatomy, and Once Upon a Time.

*NOTE: THIS STORY IS BEING REWORKED

What Do I Do Now? Playlist

Title: What Do I Do Now--SHeDAISY

Chapter 1: Birthday Blue & Bad News-Big Blue Note--Toby Keith

Chapter 2: Nightmares & Nearness--Just A Dream--Jimmy Wayne

Chapter 3: Memory Lane & Moving In--Hard to Say I'm Sorry--Chicago

Chapter 4: Lyrics & Lingering--Let It Be--Beatles

Chapter 5: Dates & Disruptions--Hush--Nikki Flores


Destination Neverland

Chapter 1--Heroes & Thieves

Heroes & Thieves--Vanessa Carlton

Come Undone--Vanessa Carlton

Chapter 2--For Good

Paper Angels--Jimmy Wayne

Temporary Home--Carrie Underwood

For Good--Wicked

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You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
(In reality, they are forced to do that due to people with peanut and nut allergies. If they don't...MAJOR LAWSUITS!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN IT! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying shoulder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post

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I Shouldn't Have To by AllMyAprilShips reviews
Just like the events of the storm, they never saw it coming. Even though Jackson and April both have walked away from what happened and what was said, it seems like destiny is not done with them and they are thrown another test... This time is Jackson's turn to take action. Will almost loosing April make him realize the clarity she felt when she almost lost him? Find out!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,365 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Jackson A., April K. - Complete
The Greatest Unknown by Conn8d reviews
Alex Karev never thought he'd ever get a shot at normalcy. He was too messed up for that. But the life he's built with April is everything Alex never dreamed he could have. That is, until the skeletons of his own past threaten to unravel everything. Sequel to Nobody Knows Where You Might End Up. Alex/April, Alex/Mer friendship. Canon through S8E10.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,772 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Alex K., April K.
It's Always Been You by HarleyQuinn23 reviews
My thoughts on the scenarios if Puck and Quinn had decided to keep Beth. It will mainly focus on Puck and Quinn's relationship, their struggles and triumphs with Beth, and how they learn to be a family. Chapter ideas and plot suggestions are welcomed.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,112 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Quinn F., Puck
In My Daughter's Eyes by broodyandcheery143 reviews
sequel to Say a Little Prayer for You. Quinn and Puck decided to keep Beth. How will they deal with parenthood? And will they be able to stay in a relationship with so much stress? fluff and drama ensues!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,689 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Why'd You Have To Go? by laurzz reviews
DannyLindsay. Sometimes, it's just about the fluff. An Epic Oneshot.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 198 - Words: 564,267 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Danny M., Lindsay M.
We Can Do This by lilgulie5 reviews
This is the sequel to "Just Let Me Try". What will life be like for Quinn and Puck now that they have decided to be together and keep Beth? Follow them through the summer after the Sophomore year that changed everyone's life and beyond.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,921 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Quinn F., Puck
oh please don't go by jackiekennedy reviews
"And you think, it'll get better. You think... you'll get used to her not being here anymore. Everything will go back the way it was. But it doesn't. It doesn't get better. It just... it stays the same. It steadies out and levels."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Love and Other Games by jackiekennedy reviews
Quinn glanced out the window, staring at the bright foreign lights of New York City. "You know, everybody thinks that they'll grow up, get a job, fall in love, and have kids. I just don't think I have what it takes to follow this idea of a perfect plan." 
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Quinn F., Puck
Happily Ever After by theresatheresa20 reviews
Quinn and Puck had been trying to have another baby, but what happens when the one they already have announces she's having her own and following in the footsteps of her mother? Sequal to, "A Sorta Fairytale."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,311 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Quinn F., Puck
Something More by lilgulie5 reviews
A Quick One-shot. Set between Ballads and Hairography. Puck talks to Quinn after he finds out that she has been kicked out of her house.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Beneath the Silver Moon by theresatheresa20 reviews
She'd never seen him so happy, so carefree before. Then again, she'd never seen him with his father before either. There was something about him though, something about his whole return that made Quinn uneasy, and she knew no good was coming from it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,686 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
The Chase by Simply Sarah reviews
Since she’s insisting on running from him, he’s just going to have to chase after her. Oneshot- Puck/Quinn. Written Post-Wheels and Pre-Ballads.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Reckless Abandon by Simply Sarah reviews
They seemed completely wrong for each other, but maybe that didn't mean as much as they thought. A long angst-ridden tale of how Quinn came to be pregnant by Puck- including character speculation. No spoilers for "Vitamin D".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,111 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Luft Balloons by AHigherOctave reviews
“It would’ve made him happy,” She sniffles, letting herself lean against him. “If he was happy…”
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Ironic by suzy5 reviews
Married Marthie story. What happens when destiny was thwarted once before? She fights back.
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 130,390 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
Picture Perfect Plan by Allijuana reviews
Two years have passed since Martin and Ruthie have seen each other, but it’s more intervention than fate that puts them together as Reverend and Mrs. Camden send her away for the summer to a camp where Martin is a counselor.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 141,365 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007
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Destination: Neverland reviews
"It's just…On this island, I don't feel like a hero or a savior. I just feel like…what I've always been; an orphan." *Please be aware that the warning is there for a reason* {Prompt linked in profile}
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Crimson Chains reviews
{AU} As much a show as he puts on for the rest of them, he likes school. Not the academic crap. He can't understand any of that to save his life. But parts of it are nice...Warm...Inviting when all he really wants, all the rest of the world seems to be is cold...Cold and dead.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Quinn F., Puck
Set Me Free reviews
Because in the end, the truth always sets you free.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,417 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Quinn F., Puck
We Are Who We Are reviews
Only in absolute silence do the five senses ever really come alive. You see a lot sharper and somehow, your ears pick up on those eerie silences. And when you're not drowning, the smells of death surround you. So much so, you can pretty much taste it. That and…Whatever this grit between your teeth is supposed to be. {Spoilers from Take It Back} Alexcentric with hints of Jolex
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Alex K., Jo W.
What Do I Do Now? Take II reviews
[REVAMP&New Summary] She left without a word to anyone. All he holds is a quickly scribbled letter that's supposedly supposed to be answer enough. When Martin shows up unannounced, late into the night, Ruthie opens a little bit more than the kitchen door. {Marthie}
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,762 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Ruthie C., Martin B.
What Do I Do Now? reviews
When Martin finds that Sandy has suddenly up and left, leaving Aaron in his care he goes to the only place he knows for help. Will this allow Ruthie the chance to tell him how she really feels? MARTHIE! NEW PENNAME!
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 199,452 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Ruthie C., Martin B.
The Finest China reviews
The perfect summer so quickly destroyed. One choice and everything gone. Only one can save her. Only one capable of caring for such fine china. MARTHIE! NEW PENNAME!
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2008
Highway Healing reviews
Since the switch,Bay is trying even harder to make sense of where it is she belongs. Street art seems to be the only valid answer. With Emmett's unfaithful actions throwing another blow, she's more lost than ever. Gone is the one person who actually listens to her. Will her plea for understanding finally be understood or, will it simply fall on deaf ears?*Alt. to season finale*
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Emmett B., Bay K.
Nothing About Us is Normal reviews
This was the way it was supposed to be. Giving it all up to give her a life that they just can't. So why is it so hard to put a pen to paper? Why is it so hard to just walk away? Quick!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,656 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Quinn F., Puck
My Forever reviews
"I guess you could say I've known her forever. Or at least, that's how it feels anyway."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Quinn F., Puck
I Know Enough reviews
He's the only one who knows. He's the only one who knows exactly what it takes to break her. She needs a wake up call and he's more than willing to be her alarm. Major spoilers from Born This Way
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Strangers on a Train reviews
All he can do is watch now. Watch as they become nothing more than strangers. Quick!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Perfectly Lonely reviews
The usually guarded Temperance Brennan has laid it all out there in a rare moment of weakness. She missed her chance. She would have to accept that. Being alone was safer anyway. But then, what was this pain, and how does one make it stop? NEW PENNAME
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Shots reviews
Just a few shots. That's all it was. That's all it was ever going to be. Amy/Ricky NEW PENNAME!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,740 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U.
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