R.E. Watters
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Joined 03-24-07, id: 1244754, Profile Updated: 12-10-09

- Research is your friend. If you don't care to look up even the tiniest details about the characters or the canon then you don't deserve praise.

- Good spelling and grammar are what can make a story excellent. If I see a story riddled with such errors then it will be attacked. If you don't care about your work then why should I?

- This is a sockpuppet account, and you're wasting your time hanging around here as I don't post stories. So after coming here to see who I am and being disappointed that I have no stories that you can flame in the most retarded fangirly way possible, you may as well bugger off and whine to someone who actually cares that you receive bad reviews.

Ain't my fault you suck.

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Epitaph by Hazgarn reviews
I'm a huge fan of the film, and I felt like writing something. Very short.
Dog Soldiers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Worst Romance Ever Written by Princess of Ithilien reviews
I'm making fun of all those Mary Sue stories. Basically, I'm writing about a Mary Sue who writes a Fanfiction about a Mary Sue who is conveniently in Middle Earth... bad things will happen! A cousin who tries to stop the Sue writer... R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,484 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
The Difference by BabyCharmander reviews
A young girl is constantly mocked for being different, and wishes that she could just leave her world and go somewhere else. Her wish is granted. One shot written for school.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete