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Author has written 12 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Funny Of The Day

"What the hell?!" Yosuke shouted, trying to get some clue of what was going on.

"Daisuke and Kou are throwing us up in the air!" Souji said cheerfully.

"Why?!"

"Why not?" Souji asked. --Yosuke's Paradiso by Moczo


--Story Stats
Updates on fanfic progress (and maybe some of the things holding up said progress) will be available on my fanfic Twitter. So be sure to tune in from time to time, or follow it if you have an account of your own.

Completed
A Day Of Christmas: (T family/friendship) 1-shot. Enjoy!
Family: (T angst/drama) (18)
Happy Birthday, Hope You Survive: (K humor) 1-shot reviewer prize.
The Houseguests: (T adventure/humor) CH: 18
My Favorite Victim: (K friendship) Envy-centric TSG companion.
Sun Gold And The Seven Sins: (K parody/humor) 1-shot. Enjoy!
The Switch Glitch: (K adventure/humor) CH: 35
The Switch Glitch: The Movie: (T adventure/drama) CH: 34
Twisted: (T suspense/drama) (7) Enjoy!

In-Progress

--nothing new, but maybe that will change soon...

On Hold/Hiatus
Pokémists: Pocket Alchemists:
(K parody/humor) Chapter 4 up. Currently suffering Writer's Block.
Parallel: (T sci-fi/adventure) Chapter 11 up.

Upcomers
I'm considering taking a little break from writing fanfics to work on rl, but I will be back. And I will most likely be branching out into other fandoms such as Persona 4 and Samurai Warriors. So be aware!


--About Me

Name: It starts with a K. That's all you should know. Just call me Zilo. (ZAI-low)
Nicknames: Short Stuff, Little One, Shorty, Zilo (obviously), Sugar, Weeble, Biscuit, BB, Tiny Sis
Age: 24. That's right, I'm old enough to be your sexy aunt.
Height: The Incredible Shrinking Woman
Weight: Heavy enough to hurt you if you mess with me.
Ethnicity: Black, African American, Negro--take your pick!
Location: Somewhere in the Central Time Zone.
Hair: Blue with black streaks, chin-length
Quote: "Your FACE is X!" and "What's up, broseph?"
Personality: Well, I'm one of those kinds of people that is really shy and quiet until I get to know you, and then I become much more relaxed and talk away. I scare easily, and I'm generally nice, unless you piss me off. When I'm around my friends, I am much more relaxed and, well, unhinged. When I have to be, I can be quite sarcastic at a normal volume. I also love being funny and random. If you hit on me, I will glare at you and order you to go away. I use big words a lot, and not even on purpose.

Recently/Currently Watched Anime:
Persona 4: The Animation
Excel Saga
The Devil Is A Part-Timer
No. 6
K Project
Great Teacher Onizuka
Magi: The Labyrinth Of Magic

(...yes, yes, I know. I'm a multitasking fiend)

Things I Like
Ramen, instrumentals, techno, eating with chopsticks, making friends, smiling, saying and doing funny things, hanging with friends, watching anime, reading books and manga, writing, drawing manga, looking up stuff on Wikipedia, reading the thesaurus, the color green, painting, nachos, roleplaying, listening to music, looking up stuff on TVTropes, cosplaying, unprofessional dancing, power ballads, fruit, running up and down the stairs, Googewhacking, Photoshopping, AMVs, experimenting in the kitchen, bike riding, starting trends, rambling, driving, the library, getting along, fanfics, going clothes shopping, making my own accessories, cutting or styling hair, showing off my hand flexibility, hugging, satire, random humor, apples, Left 4 Dead, Netflix, having money, board games, anime conventions, Retsupurae, swimming, fresh air, bad puns.

Things I Dislike
Smug people, people with constantly dirty hands, someone changing the channel without my permission, spicy foods, overly sweet things, really sad endings, long movies, the Discovery Health Channel, dumb people, dumb people who don’t want to change, bashers, perverts, people who say I "act white", being interrupted, scrubs, thugs, guys who don't get the hint that I don't want to go out with them, underwear showing, dial-up, upskirt anime, cockroaches, onscreen barfing, onscreen kissing, math, changing voice actors, psychopath feminists, psychopath animal rights activists, April Fools' Day, pessimism, fake tans, hatred, lack of depth perception, name-calling, the words "right-wing" together in any context for any reason, religious psychopaths, debates, phlegm, bad grammar, killing off minorities on TV, homeschool stereotypes, greens, dumb questions, throwing up, hangovers, know-it-alls, rude customers, oversleeping.

Some Random Facts About Me
I can actually sense whenever electronic devices like TVs or computers are on or off, even if I'm not looking or in another room.
I talk in my sleep, and apparently I can also ask and answer questions in my sleep.
I'm double-jointed. My best trick is my "basket hands" or turning my feet around.
I'm a Christian.
I can use my feet like hands--that is, I can pick up something small with my foot and transfer it to my hand.
I like to invent swear words or swear in Japanese.
I'm left-handed, but I do a lot of things with my right hand, such as open cans, use the computer's mouse, cut hair, etc.
I adore funny socks, leg warmers, arm warmers, and homemade accessories.
I will climb out my bedroom window to avoid talking to people.


--About My Writing/Reading

Things I Like (in fanfiction)

Good plots, good-sized chapters, interesting and well-thought-out OCs, well-written pairings (canon or otherwise), believable slash, stories that are just the right length, people who respond to my reviews, really original ideas, lots of reviews, long reviews, really encouraging reviews, funny reviews, good characterization, cliché-bashing stories, good constructive criticism, honest reviewers who tell you when you need to fix stuff, sexual tension?!

Things I Dislike (in fanfiction)

Mary Sues, really short chapters, really long chapters, really long stories, really sad stories, badly-written anybodyxOC pairings, flamers, bashers, overused cliches with nothing new to add, people who don’t bother to spell check, yuri, yaoi, lemons and limes (and grapes and kumquats), OOC when it isn’t supposed to be funny, killing off characters I like, OCs related to main characters, heavy swearing, unreasonable pairings (i.e. EnvyxOC).

When I write...

I welcome encouraging reviews and constructive criticism. Feel free to point out any typos, because that's the only way I'll get better at it. (So I can whack my beta(s) over the head with a frying pan...maybe) But flames, no. They're lame, and usually the people who write them are just being mean for the sake of being mean. I like to be told if I'm doing something wrong so I can fix it, not called names and told I just suck without any reason.

Stereotypical gushing romance is not my thing. Whenever I write pairings, they're honestly written more like really close friends than a pairing. Long monologues talking about how amazing the other person is or how the character just couldn't bear to be without him/her/it really make my skin crawl more than anything. I try to realistically build the relationship, so that when they finally seal the deal, it's a real, believe payoff.

And I try so hard not to be OOC if it's not an AU story. I really do. When I make OCs, I try to make them actually human, and usually try to go for unusual traits and plots so they don't turn into Mary-Sues. It seems I've been successful so far, yay!

Lately I've been in a real "what if" mood with my fics. Such as "what if Person X hadn't died? What if Event X had never happened/happened to someone else?" and trying to explore how the plot would change with a simple difference like that. We'll see if anything debut-worthy comes out of it.


The Switch Glitch: The Movie: The Extras

The Facebook Page

The TVTropes Page

--Fanart

To avoid clutter, all the fanarts have been moved to this nifty link! So check them out!

And of course, if you want to see the art I've drawn myself for TSG (and some other stuff) visit my DeviantArt page!


--Afterword

You can find me on DeviantArt, YouTube, GaiaOnline, (zilonshidainsane) Yahoo!, Twitter, Facebook, and some other places I can't remember. If you go to Texas, point north, and start walking, eventually you'll run into my place. While you're there, please fix my car. I'm tired of walking in this hideous heat.

Ja!


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Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
Winry's New Automail Designs by iTorchic reviews
Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010
26 Demons by reginleif-valkyrie reviews
A bunch of little shorts, Ranmaru/Nobunaga yaoi, no like, no read.
Samurai Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,082 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Nobunaga O., Ranmaru M. - Complete
re S I N H E A R T by marmaroth reviews
Chapter Ten: "I'm a little girl with a broken arm and you can smell me, I'm human, I'm normal, right? Just take me to him. It's not like I'll be able to do anything in a room full of chimera and a homunculi!" OC world-insert, manga/Brotherhood. Pen name formerly nagashinokuro.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,191 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Edward E., Ling Y., Izumi C.
No One Would Believe Me by tiggeranddash reviews
"I will be brave. I will fight. I will get home! I will see my family again! Because I am never fighting alone. Because I do have a reason to go on. Because I will be strong. You hear me universe? I'm not afraid of you! *BOOM *...Well maybe a little."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 219,743 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
The Shortest Distance from A to B by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. A record of Kanji Tatsumi's year - specifically, his interactions with and raging crush on one difficult pint-size detective.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 309,117 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S.
First Impressions (Seventeen Variations) by zero-damage reviews
It sucks to be the new transfer kid. Right?
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
Acceptable by AceSoleil reviews
She is a quiet, contemplative, and slightly clumsy drunk. Kanji doesn't seem to mind. Rated T to be safe, for mentions of alcohol.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
The Road Back by zero-damage reviews
"You ain't driving," Kanji tells her.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Together We Stand by Apocalypse Sugar reviews
A different take on the Accomplice Ending.
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Souji S./Yuu N., T. Adachi - Complete
With Who? by Neko-Houkou reviews
Sequel to "They What?", also takes place at same time. When Yosuke asks for a second time where Yu keeps his "stash," he is unprepared for the ensuing conversation, or anything else for that matter. T for suggestive themes, more suggestive themes, and Yu's absolutely horrible sense of humor.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Yosuke H., Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
Yosuke's Paradiso by Moczo reviews
Yosuke Hanamura, founding member of the Inaba Investigation Team... has died. And when that is only the START of his problems, well, you can already tell that he's in for a very bad day in Heaven. (Kink-meme De-anon)
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,815 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Yosuke H. - Complete
Inhibition by StormWildcat reviews
Naoto and the rest of the Persona 4 crew have a few drinks, and loss of inhibition ensues. From Naoto's POV. Rated slightly higher for alcohol use. Kannao implied.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
But Why? by Neko-Houkou reviews
Rewritten! Kanji is unable to comprehend what Naoto is telling him. Perhaps a hands-on demonstration will yield better results. T for safety and measurements. Reviews are very much appreciated!
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Connections by Fuyu no Sora reviews
When Naoto Shirogane loses one of the people closest to her, her friends try to snap her out of her shock. Kanji Tatsumi, usually so very awkward around the detective, must steel himself and do his best to comfort his friend. Rated T for language.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naoto S., Kanji T. - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4738 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Kohai by Light-Ace reviews
And it's Rise's job to fix them, if only because nothing would happen if she left it up to them. Rise/Kanji/Naoto.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2012 - [Kanji T., Rise K., Naoto S.] - Complete
Hitomi Assassin by CCKins reviews
Kasumi was always being chased, always being hunted down. She'd been pushed away from her family. So Hayate offers her a place back in the village, but on one condition. The way of the shinobi is harsh indeed.
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Hitomi, Kasumi - Complete
Turning Points: REvelation by elarielf reviews
AU/"What if" story - What if Suzaku knew who Zero was almost from the start? Friends can agree to disagree over small matters, but when live and let live is almost impossible, something has to give.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,428 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Samurai Love Stories by Sesiyrus reviews
Couldn't think of a suitable title! A few adorable, but short and sweet oneshots about various Yaoi/Slash couples in the Samurai Warriors series. Six Stories so far. Nobunaga/Ranmaru, Sakon/Mitsunari. Rating changed for future content.
Samurai Warriors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Ranmaru M., Nobunaga O.
Give Myself Away by SailorChibi reviews
We all know the story. When Yuugi solved the puzzle, Yami appeared before him. Except in this case, "Yami" happens to be Atemu Tenno, the most popular boy at Domino, and Yuugi wants nothing to do with his possessive supposed "saviour". YamixHikari, S/J complete!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 229,742 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Turning Points: Loyalty by elarielf reviews
AU/"What if" story - What if the Black Knights didn't turn on Lelouch when they found out he was Zero? Without the power of his despair, Lelouch has more to lose, and yet more to gain in defeating Britannia. But his tools and motives have changed.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,347 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
The Coin by Muphrid reviews
In which the ever-enthusiastic brigade chief realizes her powers...thanks to the high price of a can of Coca-Cola.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Of Sadists and Laptops by tastes-like-ciel reviews
"It's not so much that I want to see you naked. I just want to see you not drown."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
I Heard The World by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
AU. A different world, a familiar war. Kururugi Suzaku wages a crusade against the Empire of Japan to free Brittania. Lelouch Lamperouge disguises himself in a mask to atone for a terrible crime. Kouzuki Kallen and her brother Naoto are the Japanese Empire's new hope. Shirley Fenette seeks vengeance for all she has lost. The future can only accept one vision of justice, my friend.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 219,410 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., Kallen S., Shirley F.
Turning Points: Chess Match by elarielf reviews
AU/"What if" story - What if Lelouch took Schneizel's king in episode 9 of R2? With Suzaku out of the picture, Lelouch takes the opportunity to turn the tables. But then he still has to deal with C.C., Suzaku, Nunnally, the Ragnarok Connection...
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,012 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Quicksilver by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4, AU. In the Secret Base, Naoto's time is running out.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Naoto S. - Complete
Tsunagaru, Tied Together by Akanekurochi reviews
Rei, a first year who managed to make it into Ouran on a scholarship, has run away from a terrifying past. But when Rei is tricked into a certain club of boys, will that past ever be revealed? And why does Rei hate the twins so much? Read!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,590 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Customer Service by George P reviews
The legal department of the company that makes Vespa motor scooters writes to a particularly persistent Vespa owner in Japan.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Red Geass by elarielf reviews
The death of a person of unknown origin at Ashford Academy wouldn't normally warrent the Area Burreau of Investigation. But when the suspects are an Eleven in the military and his odd friend, Jane might be a little too clever at his job for his own good.
Crossover - Code Geass & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,507 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Lelouch L., Patrick J. - Complete
Amefuri by Sesiyrus reviews
Ranmaru can't sleep. Light, Fluff. Shounen-Ai Nobunaga/Ranmaru
Samurai Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Ranmaru M., Nobunaga O. - Complete
Epic by Mird reviews
Because this fic is, indeed, epic. -Crackfic- Chapter Twenty Five: Parental RoyEd- In which undying love is confessed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009
The Millennium Spork by lucidscreamer reviews
Shadi said, "You must spork the badfic!" A badfic parody in which Kaiba meets his bubbly 'other half'; Yami gets his own body thanks to the Plot Device Fairy; and Yugi ponders life, the multiverse, and everything. Or something. Crackfic.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,176 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
What One May Never See by Jesse A. Harper reviews
How often do we go by something, and never notice it? Annora Thomas finds out just what she never noticed when flung into a fangirl's dream. There's only one problem, and a serious one at that: She's not a fangirl. DONE - there will be no sequel, ever.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,979 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
A Moment by Daikurosuke reviews
Hitomi is by herself after Ein leaves for the Dead or Alive tournament, and she's a little unsettled.
Dead or Alive - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Hayate/Ein, Hitomi - Complete
The Game by DarkAlliGator reviews
"It's all over. You lost the game." The "famous" quote from the anime, and what SHOULD have happened next. All about the Game. Yes, THAT game! You know the one I'm talking about. Spoilers for the last episode/book.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Light Y., Near - Complete
Inside InuYasha by 11chiyochan reviews
Chiyo is a normal girl; until she finds herself trapped inside the show InuYasha. With Naraku wanting her dead, InuYasha hating her, and a mysterious digital watch appearing on her arm, no wonder she's struggling not to have a mental breakdown.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,716 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Mird reviews
So how are you guys handling chapter 104? Personally, I'm offended. Why wasn't I invited to the country-wide sleepover? You know, the one where they all fell asleep at exactly the same time. Warning: the deadline hates me.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Special Order by Rayless Night reviews
Kanji Tatsumi confronts the risks of being a tailor.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kanji T., Teddie, Naoto S., Rise K. - Complete
Sixteen Steps by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Rise/Kanji/Naoto: how the underclassmen become friends and more, in sixteen stumbled steps.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Rise K., Kanji T.
Relationshit by Mird reviews
A number of short parodies featuring the stupidity of each and every FMA pairing. Crackfic. Do not enter if you are an easily offended fan of ANY pairing. Chapter Sixteen: AlxOC-- He rells her these things because she is cute, young and female.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Lacks Creativity by snappleducated reviews
Naoto meets her arch-nemesis. It is sometimes refered to as gym class. — NaotoKanji
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Naoto S., Kanji T. - Complete
Penguin Blues by MidnightWhisper7 reviews
Persona 4. Kanji's favorite stuffed animal is destroyed, and Souji comes to the rescue. Implied Kanji x Souji.
Persona Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Kanji T., Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
Spider Husbandry by Rayless Night reviews
Kanji loved Naoto. And Naoto loved Webster. Things couldn't have been worse.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Crime and Crème Brûlée by Rayless Night reviews
Naoto had two cases, the real one and the one she took on for her best friend. Anyone could guess which would be the end of her.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Naoto S., Rise K., Kanji T., Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Retirement by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
There's evil afoot again in the world, and I guess only the supposedly dead Emperor of Brittania can stop it, since everyone else is apparently completely incapable of stopping a supervillain.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/21/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Naoto Shirogane, Ace Detective by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. A Special Detective Notebook and the two investigations of 2011.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
The Misfit Motorcycle Club: Speed Demon Edition by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Post-game, Yosuke finds a motorcycle - and learns why you should never ride pillion with Naoto. Non-pairing.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Yosuke H., Naoto S. - Complete
Worst Day Ever by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
When a time-traveller alien esper slider shows up in a blue box, Kyon has the worst day ever trying to keep the universe from blowing up. Everybody else seems to have a pretty good time, though.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
A Very Good Influence by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Kanji and Naoto are finally dating, but Mrs. Tatsumi makes an unfortunate assumption.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Now All We Can Do Is Live by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "What do you think would have happened...if none of this had ever happened? I mean, what if we never lost our bodies? What if we never tried to bring Mom back? Where do you think we'd be now?" Pure brotherly love and companionship, NOT Elricest!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Sea Breeze Lipstick by snappleducated reviews
A teeny-bopper romance that’s been a decade in the making. And all he had to do was flip his hair. — RikuKairi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Kairi, Riku - Complete
State Alchemists for rent! by Mird reviews
Need a State Alchemist for a Mary Sue fic or parody? Plenty here for rent- only 58.92 a month for each one. Feel free to browse! -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
The Angsty Tale of Sadness and Love by Juunshi reviews
The epic angsty tale of Nina Elysia Suzy Trisha Winery Elric, the Magical Golden Bunny Rabbit Alchemist, daughter of Edward Elric, girlfriend of Jessica Mustang who is the most manly man ever. Contains angst, sadness, love and pure freaking crack.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Let's Have a Chat by DearlyBeloved-13 reviews
Edward has turned 13 and the military thinks that it's time to give Ed "the Talk". The question, though, is who? Why, who would be better than the famous Lady's Man, Colonel Roy Mustang... ROYxED IF YOU SQUINT AND HAVE A BIG IMAGINATION XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Choices by Mird reviews
Choose the right path to become the ultimate Mary Sue! This is your first, last and only time to read it before it disappears, because it’s not going to be updated! Don't read all at once! PS- Sorry!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
10 Things by The Walker of Dreams reviews
Sheik makes a list of things Link does that, quite frankly, drive him crazy. Sheik/Link if you squint. Slightly AU Twilight Princess. One-Shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sheik, Link - Complete
Had I Known by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Seven times someone tried and failed to save Lelouch Lamperouge from himself. Vague spoilers for pretty much the entire series.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Combustion by favilla reviews
Pure one-shot fluff. Roy and Ed have a dispute regarding his expenditures. Not so subtle Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
101 Things I am NOT allowed to do to any alchemist by Mizu Mitsuname reviews
This is a list of 101 things I am not allowed to do to any alchemist. If you did any of these things they would get very angry at you. It's a great laugh and everyone should read it. If you like FMA you will love this list.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
A Sandwich Held Hostage by Gingeh reviews
“But I can’t die!” Fuery wailed. “What would they write on my tombstone? ‘Kain Fuery - Died of Sandwich-related Burns?’” “Now that’d make people look twice,” Havoc chuckled. Fuery glared at him. "It's not funny!" -A smidgen of Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Goodness! by Jayne Foyer reviews
A ten-year-old Winry grows tired of Ed's language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Birthnight by Dearheart reviews
Edward Elric loves to sleep. But there is one day out of the whole year when he refuses to let his eyes close... Angsty, fluffy, brotherly goodness!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
If you ever meet, for the love of God, DON'T EVER by 11chiyochan reviews
You've just been invited to meet the cast from the show InuYasha! But you don't know how to act around them. Fear not, this guide will tell you everything NOT to do when you meet your favourite characters! So now, for the love of God, DON'T TRY THESE!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008
Bedtime Stories by Little Patch of Heaven reviews
Roy and Ed are recruited to baby sit Elycia. Heaven only knows how that will turn out. Short little silly one-shot. Royed!Parental and Royed if you squint.....hard.....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
In A Crumbling World by The Maine Coon Cat reviews
.Envy centric. In an attempt to create Earth's first artificial human, a scientist unwittingly reawakens The Gate...and a certain homunculus trapped within it....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,758 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Envy - Complete
AFRO Commercial by marmaroth reviews
Have anime characters have suddenly appeared in your living room and you need to protect them from the rabid fangirls that are currently surrounding your house with pitchforks and torches? Welcome to AFRO, the Anti-Fangirl Revolutionary Order! Pen name formerly nagashinokuro
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Drawers Better Left Unopen by Obviously-Outlissa reviews
We all have ghosts in our closets...just Roy Mustang's is more embarassing than others... One-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Lost and Found by jenelric reviews
Being such a small kid, it was no wonder Edward was a common target for kidnappings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
30 Facts About Seto Kaiba by Captain Mama reviews
Just what the title says. 30 facts about Seto Kaiba, the cold, scowling highschooler who runs a whole company by his lonesome, gleaned from hours of studying his character...not really.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/16/2008 - S. Kaiba - Complete
If You Ever Meet Edward Elric by AdventureAddict reviews
Oneshot. Not that it will ever happen, but it doesn't hurt to be prepared, right? 100 things you shouldn't do while hanging around a certain blond alchemist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Even the Strong by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
Even the strong are allowed to be weak sometimes. ONESHOT. Post movie. ABSOLUTELY NO ELRICEST.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
An Alchemist in a Fence by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Christmas does strange things to Roy Mustang's brain. Edward finds this hilarious. Riza is not amused at all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by FullMetal Edward reviews
My first attempt at humor, we'll see if I'm any good at it. Anyhoo, a different take on a familiar plot. Roy Mustang and Co. think they've found out Edward's deep, dark, secret--that Edward Elric is, in fact, a girl. Only one problem--Ed's NOT a girl.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Brothers: The English Bratja by Tobu Ishi reviews
Tobu Ishi wrote it. Okichan recommended it. Vic Mignogna made it famous. Now, here's the full original lyrics for the fanmade transliteration of Michiru Oshima's beautiful Russian theme song. Not to mention a bit of the story behind how it was written
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Famous Last Words by pippermint reviews
We all know who L is, but what was the tale of Lind L. Tailor, the ill-fated imposter? Spoilers for episode 2. ONESHOT.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2008 - L - Complete
sleep talking by VampiressE12B reviews
What does Edward go through when Bella is sleep talking? this how i picture it. very funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
The Fanfic Guide to Fullmetal Fanfiction by Ayumi Elric reviews
Fullmetal Fanfiction got you down? Just not writing the way you want to? Having trouble because you don't have the amount of reviews that you want? Come learn to improve your fanfics, open to both noobs and veterans and all in between!Because Ed says to!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
A Very Sinful Christmas To All by Mikael-Macbeth reviews
X No pairings, just stupidity X All of the seven Homunculi have written letters to dear Saint Nick, each one expressing how much they want this Christmas to be a... special one. Updated each day until Christmas.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Reckless by NewMoonFlicker reviews
Ed really needs to stay away from sleds...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Inuyasha: A Futile Fairy Tale by Slightly Cynical reviews
It's the parody event of the year! Join our dysfunction and psychotic heroes as they journey through cliches, skillfully avoid plot advancement and battle their own raging personality defects! Intended for those with a sense of humor. 2 new chapters!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007
The Fangirl Guide to FMA Bishis by Ayumi Elric reviews
So, you think you're up to being a FMA fangirl? Come for the best techniques and skills of fangirlisms and learn how to bag your man!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007
Teardrops of the River Lethe by Arty d'Arc reviews
Amnesia: a typical plot cliche found in fiction. But when fiction becomes reality, what will Kyon do? How did it happen? Who's to blame? Kyon x Haruhi COMPLETE
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,553 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service by Tristis Lullum reviews
And with that, he set about his journey to buy a magical thirtyfour C bra.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Envy, Wrath - Complete
ENVY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an ENVY unit! With this guide, you can learn how to care for and love your very own Transforming Homunculus!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Envy - Complete
Inferiority Complex by hiyokoriko-na reviews
Sometimes, being unappreciated can bring two people together for a moment, even if one's a Mafia thug and the other is a naive cop. Matsuda meets Mello. It's NOT YAOI.Spoilers to end of series.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Mello, Matsuda T. - Complete
InfluEDza by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
It's time for the annual flu shots at Eastern Command...but one alchemist won't get his without a fight. Pure and complete crack. You have been warned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
The End by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Roy has decided to end it all. He is not very successful… Proof that paperwork really can drive a man to suicide. Well, kinda.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Book by Komoki-Tsuno reviews
Summary in 1st chapter. I'd really like to thank everyone who offered condolences and prayers, and I'd like to thank you in the best way I know how, so the story will continue...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,665 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Exposed! by Sora-Chan The Brave And Random reviews
What happens when one day, the cast of YuGiOh actually finds our happy fan fiction site? How will they react to the portrayals, the stereotypes, the PAIRINGS? Warning: Malik's near a window. Joey’s I.Q. test is in the mail. 1shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
The Root of All Evil by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In which evil, or at least the trail of retribution, is traced from Edward desperately seeking refuge to Alphonse seeking revenge and, eventually, the devil incarnate and his best friend's camera are identified.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Several Short Stories Starring Sloth by KalliopeStarmist reviews
The Military's resident snobby secretary tackles workaholism, parenting, Elrics, and all of reincarnation's other little quirks.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Sloth - Complete
Jazz Hands by LadyRiona reviews
Yes, a crackfic featuring Ed, Envy, and some other random folks. Pretty basic: Envy's beating the crap out of Ed, again, when something crackish happens. What? I'll leave that to you. NO YAOI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
One Foot In by Firewind reviews
Envy shows Ed why it's unwise to break a deal with homunculi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Akh by LeDiz reviews
An interjection between the canon and all those postcanon, solidYami and Bakura stories out there. It's the living's duty to help the dead move on, but if the dead don't think they should...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,241 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Ed in Wonderland by PolyginalWarrior reviews
If you can't tell by the title, this is a parody of Alice in Wonderland. On a rare day off at Eastern HQ, Ed finds himself in a series of strange prediciments. I've updated the last chapter and hopefully made it less confusing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Killer Furby of Doom by enVii reviews
Australia Day Special! Envy and Wrath’s plans to aquire an ultimately destructive death weapon are foiled by the postal system. Now it’s up to them, Roy, and Ed to stop a Killer Furby of Doom on the loose and save an obscure holiday. [oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Adjusting by Kyra Rivers reviews
It had been two weeks since Ed successfully transmuted Al's body from beyond the gate, and Roy was pretty sure Al was thoroughly regretting it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Ill by CaptainKase reviews
What? Can’t handle it? Just admit that you don’t know him. You only think you do. Most of what you see is a facade – a happy, stubborn mask that he puts on for the rest of the world.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Roy M., Lust - Complete
Ice White by Shrilanka-San reviews
ONE SHOT The clasic story of Snow White gone OFF THE WALL INSANE! Can Tea as Ice White possibly survive what evil plans her stepmother cooks up with the help of the Seven Loons of the Wood?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
The Silliest Apocalypse Fic Ever by Shrilanka-San reviews
ONE SHOT it's 1999, and everyone's acting like it's opposite day. What does it mean? THE END OF THE WORLD! Can Tristan and his band of morons save the world from the most unlikly world ender ever? DOUBLE HUMOR SIGN!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2005 - H. Honda/Tristan T. - Complete
A Place to Feel Safe by Henrika reviews
When Ed breaks out of the hospital in Central, there's only one place he would go.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sangre La by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
Ed explores an old child's room and learns things he dosen't want to accept. (Spoilers for Envy and episode 50) -No Pairings-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Edward E., Envy
Dress Code by Henrika reviews
Quick humor fic. The military dress code should be changed it's just to what that's the problem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,305 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Unjolly Old St Nickura by TwinSanity reviews
Why should you never take Bakura to the mall? Because he might injure the posing Santa and have to take his place...and he'll mistreat the kids, that's why. Crazy Chrismtas one-shot!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Complete
A New Style by Henrika reviews
Riza is having a frustrating day and Ed comes to the rescue in the most unlikely way. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Riza H., Edward E. - Complete
Wazzaap! by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
Hughes is bored, so he decides to entertain himself at the expense of the tax-funded military phone lines. Mild Crackfic. Drabble-ish
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2004
What I Miss Most by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
Brother? Can I sleep with you tonight?" -- After Al is restored, it turns the most important things he missed, are the smallest. (No Spoilers- Pure cuteness)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2004
Can Sins Get Drunk? by Kaira-chan reviews
[Spoilers for Anime!Pride] Pride and Envy bring home booze.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Envy, Lust - Complete
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The Switch Glitch: The Movie reviews
.Sequel to TSG. Ed's pissing off yet another shadowy organization. Al's in a dangerous battle he doesn't even want to acknowledge. Risty's singularly focused on finding Ed, since she can't remember anything else. Noa just wants to be normal. More lookalikes. More chainletters. An assassin or two. And a plot that puts Dante's schemes to shame. It's hard work for a happy ending.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,269 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
The Houseguests reviews
Hey, I was sure I could handle this. Mom would only be gone a week, and my siblings could behave sometimes. Piece of cake, right? Not when Envy shows up in your basement, it's not. And yet somehow he becomes the least of my problems...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,547 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Envy, OC - Complete
Medieval Alchemist And The Cursed Dragon reviews
' Hey you, it's AU ' The problem was obvious. There was a dragon circling over the town. Obviously it wasn't too smart of a dragon; otherwise, it would have roasted them on sight.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Pokémists: Pocket Alchemists reviews
It’s back! What if FMA was re-made for Pokémon’s audience? Worse still, what if FMA's original plot was scrapped for Pokémon's? Will Ed and his Pokémist Al thwart Team Homo's evil plans? Will Winry get a new bike? Will Ed ever be able to swear again?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Switch Glitch reviews
If I could make a second wish, it would be that whoever does the wish granting wasn't so literal. When I wished I could be in Full Metal Alchemist, I MEANT the show! I wish I'd known what I was getting into when I opened that e-mail...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 175,650 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Edward E., OC - Complete
Parallel reviews
You’d think a small town girl like Winry would have an adventure just going to the big city. But the fun’s just getting started. There’s a side to Central few people know about. A whole other world, in fact. And the two sides are about to collide.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Winry R.
My Favorite Victim reviews
Companion 1-shot to TSG. Envy is all about control. He knows how to scare humans, anger them, manipulate them, whatever you need. After 400 years, he should. But finding the one exception doesn't make him happy. Seriously.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Envy, OC - Complete
Family reviews
.AU. Riza's dry cleaning errand turns into saving a badly injured boy from a fight. When she gets him home, she finds he's a gang member and decides to help him recover. She wants to change the boy's life, but will he want to? Will his gang let him?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,696 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Hope You Survive reviews
Crackshot prize to Mikol. Oversized Omake for my story, “The Switch Glitch”. What if the Fuhrer threw Risty a party for her 15th bday? Of course, he has an ulterior motive. But, well, it’s not going to work. At all. The result will be MUCH more random.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
A Day Of Christmas reviews
.AU Xmas 1shot. Envy hates his dad for abandoning him and his mom. To get back at the old man, Envy decides the perfect revenge will be to destroy his new family just in time for Christmas. But things never go as planned at Christmastime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Sun Gold And The Seven Sins reviews
Is Snow White’s cheerful, sunny tale a little too ho hum for you? Then look alive! Here’s a parody just for you. Will Sun Gold manage to escape the wrath of her evil stepmom? Will good triumph in the end? Will the talking mirror get a date? Find out here!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Winry R. - Complete
Twisted reviews
Edward disappears without a trace, and no one knows where he could be. When he finally reappears, he's changed drastically. Now he's on a rampage against the military. But what, or who, caused this? And can he be saved?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,886 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Edward E., Roy M., Winry R. - Complete
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