Author has written 5 stories for Teen Titans, Please Save My Earth, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL.
Author has written 2 poems, one for Teen Titans and the other for Please Save My Earth, 2 one-shots/flash fictions for Yu-Gi-Oh!, and 2 drabbles for Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal.
Hello. I am the person who used to go as KataangNutyBabe, but I finally decided that name was far too stupid to keep up any longer (no offense to the mentioned A:TLA shipping, of course). So I took my name from FictionPress.com and put it here too, since I like it so much more.
[I have also deleted my forever-incomplete Avatar: The Last Airbender stories because I haven't had ANY ideas about them for over two years and they are, frankly, a bit of an embarrassment. I'm still super-grateful to everyone who read and reviewed them anyways, though! You guys made me keep going after the first chapters, and it was only through my poor story planning that both stories failed to die at a ripe old age. I hope to make a bit of a fresh start by changing my pen name and removing the forever-undone stories. BTW, I still have their entire contents on my new computer, so if I ever get any awesome ideas, I can revamp them and repost them . . . unsure how that'll play out right now.]
I am Abby, or Alysia Of The Pen. Call me what you want, so long as it isn't profane or unrecognizable.
I am a girl, 18, and a sophomore in college (in a few months). I live in America, somewhere cold but south of Alaska. I am a Christian Scientist. I love to write, read, write, act, play piano, laugh, and use the Internet. I took 4 years of German and 2 years of French in high school, I like but know very little about Italian and Latin and Greek and Old English, and I have an anime-fan interest in Japanese. However, since entering college I've had much less time to write or watch anime.
My Work: Some are originals that are going up on my FictionPress account (under the same name), but others, like ten or twenty Megamind one-shots, 2 huge AU fics (one for Princess Tutu, one for Yu-Gi-Oh!), and a whole bunch of other stuff will be posted here as soon as their quality is high enough. (I have little time to write during school, so I post things very irregularly, like many people on this site.)
I currently have two poems up, from the perspectives of Raven from Teen Titans and Shion of Please Save My Earth. I also have two Keyshipping drabbles for Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal, and two one-shots (one for Vaseshipping, the other for Devotionshipping) for Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters.
As a shipper, I feel some need for a list for my own reference on what I always like: Kataang, Sukka, Zuph, Tokka, and Maizu (Avatar:TLA); InuKag, MirSan, and SessKagu (InuYasha); Ranma/Akane, Mousse/Shampoo, and Ryoga/Ukyo (Ranma 1/2); Peach-, Polar-, and Vaseshipping (Yu-Gi-Oh!); BBRae and StarRob (Teen Titans); Shion/Mokuren (Please Save My Earth); HaruKyon and Koizumi/Yuki (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya); Chae-gyong/Shin (Goong); Chr(o)no/Rosette (Chr(o)no Crusade); Kenshin/Kaoru (Rurouni Kenshin); Yusuke/Botan (Yu Yu Hakusho); Peter Pan/Alice (Disney crossover); MegaRox (Megamind); Fakiru and MyRue (Princess Tutu); Rayne, Mal/Inara, Wash/Zoe, Simon/Kaylee (Firefly); Jack Sparrow/Ariel (Disney Crossover); Keyshipping, Skyshipping (Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal); Jet/Faye (Cowboy Bebop).
In regard to gay or lesbian pairings (yaori and yuri): I will say only that I support sexuality over sensuality, meaning that I am against promiscuity, but not gay people. I do not hate those who support the shippings. Do whatever you want--whether or not I support a pairing depends on moral standards and somewhat on canonical relationships, not on the genders (or ages or whatever, for that matter) of the characters. However, the closest thing I have written to non-hetero is my Keyshipping drabbles for YGO Zexal (depending on whether or not you choose to define Astral as a guy or not, as I have found some people who call him genderless despite Word of God declaring him male). At the moment, I only consistently ship 1 homosexual pairing (Keyshipping).
Fave Books: Just about anything from Laurie Halse Anderson, Nagaru Tanigawa, Shakespeare, Dinesh D'Souza, and Mary Baker Eddy; Chronicles of Narnia and Harry Potter and the Hunger Games series were all good. (I'd put more, but I'd look like a book whore, and I can't remember all the titles.)
Musicals: Wicked, Joseph and His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, The Producers, Guys and Dolls, Grease, HAIRSPRAY, Les Miserables, Avenue Q, Mama Mia!, Phantom of the Opera, Beauty and the Beast, RENT, Fiddler On The Roof, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, A Very Potter Musical, Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Daddy Long-legs. [Haven't found any musical I dislike yet. These are just highlights.]
Artists: Anything and everything, any language or genre. Introduce me to it and I will find a way to love it.
Quotes of Greatness:
Avatar: The Last Airbender (ATLA): The Desert: Sokka: Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! It's the quenchiest!
(Later) Sokka: It's . . . a giant . . mushroom. MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! (flailing arms and bowing): Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!
(Later) Sokka: (dramatically) Momo NOO! You've killed us all!
Katara: No, he hasn't. (waterbends water back out from sand)
Sokka: Oh, right - bending.
ATLA: The Fortuneteller: Katara: You're just saying that because you're going to make yourself unhappy your whole life.
Sokka: That woman is crazy! My life will be CALM and HAPPY and JOYFUL!! (kicks rock,which knocks against sign and hits him in the head, knocking him down)
Sokka (from off-camera, only his hand visible from his position on the ground): That doesn't prove anything!
ATLA: The Awakening: Katara (shyly): I like your hair.
Aang: I have hair?! (clutches head) How long was I out?!
ATLA: The Ember Island Players: Actor-Zuko: HONOR!
1234835682347812365894358734895349857437858934275783458943658723984239847238947892374 (that's code for "dividing line")
InuYasha (IY): Showdown; InuYasha versus Sesshomaru
Kagome (hopeful): That's it! Sock it to 'em, Inuyasha! I think the first one hit!
Inuyasha (annoyed): What are you, nuts?! That wasn't even close!
Kagome (optimistic): But the sword's yours now. All you gotta do is believe in it, like I believe in you.
Inuyasha: You are nuts. This sword is good-for-nothing. Me, I'll live, I'm half-demon. (quieter) You though, you don't stand a chance.
Kagome (dejected): So I should just--give up hope? (begins to cry)
Inuyasha (flustered): Wha--what are you doing? You're not crying, are you? (Kagome cries louder) NO CRYING!
Kagome (angry): Oh, should I laugh?
Inuyasha (also angry): No, you should shut up and let me protect you!
(Later) Kagome: Hey, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Yeah, what is it?
Kagome: Do you want me to tell you? You know, how to use Tetsusaiga?
Inuyasha: And since when are you an expert?
Kagome: Weeelll, do you promise to protect me with it, for ever and ever?
Inuyasha: Huh? What're you babbling about? Your brain's broken or something.
IY: The Mystery of the New Moon and the Black-Haired InuYasha
Kagome (surprised): InuYasha, is that you?
Inuyasha (sarcastic): No, I'm a talking puppet.
IY: Mystical Hand of the Amorous Monk, Miroku
Miroku (to Kagome): I wish for you to bear me a son.
Inuyasha (uncontrollably twiching eyebrow): Huh?!
Kagome (deadpan): And why would I do that?!
Miroku: In the case that I do not defeat Naraku, (pulls Kagome to him) I would like a son to continue the family mission. (Inuyasha shoves himself between them, pushing Kagome behind him protectively)
Inuyasha: Hands off, priest! Your only family mission is lechery!
Miroku (calm): I'm a monk, not a priest.
Inuyasha (furious): Don't EVER consider laying a hand on Kagome again!
Kagome (surprised): Inuyasha . . .
Miroku (revelatory): Oh, I beg your pardon; I thought you no more then a companion. But apparently you are in love with Kagome . . . (Inuyasha freezes with a blush on his face. Kagome just stares with her mouth open at the back of Inuyasha's head. Miroku rubs the back of his head with his cursed hand) My, this is awkward.
Inuyasha (blushing harder): Well y-you've got it all wrong, s-she's just a-a jewel detector! (Kagome gets pissed off look on her face)
Kagome: Is that all I am to you?! Oh, how could I forget? You've got a thing for dead girls! (turns away and crosses her arms. Miroku and Inuyasha both look surprised - not every day Kagome accuses someone of being a necrophiliac)
Kagome: Who should I help? Miroku's a lot nicer than Inuyasha
Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare betray me!
Miroku: You can't really blame her. You could be nicer to her.
Inuyasha: Shut up! What do you know?
Kagome: You could learn a lot from Miroku about how to treat women!
Miroku: Like being more gentle.
Kagome: Exactly! Being more gentle!
Miroku (sly tone): Like this! (reaching for Kagome's butt)
Kagome: Ahh! Keep your hands away from me!
Inuyasha: I told you not to touch her!
IY: Jinenji, Kind yet Sad: Kagome (matter-of-fact): I'm going to be over at Jinenji's farm, so don't even think about attacking there, okay? If you hurt me, you'll all have to die, 'cause InuYasha here will have to avenge me!
InuYasha (surprised): I am?! Says who?
Kagome (threatening): You'd better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't?!
InuYasha (relenting): Fine, I'll avenge you already.
IY: The Lucky Two-Timing Scoundrel: Sango: Sit! (Inuyasha flinches in horror--and nothing) No luck. I guess it only works when Kagome does it.
Inuyasha: (relieved and nervous) Ha! 'Course it does! It took you this long to figure that out? (nervous laughter)
Miroku: (thinking) For a second I thought that would work.
IY: Nursing Battle Of The Rival Lovers
Grandpa Higurashi (on phone with Kagome's school): Yes, she'll be staying home from school again. Huh? It's nothing more than a simple cold, but this time it's for real. (pause as he realizes what he's said) Oh dear.
IY: Sota's Brave Confession Of Love
(Later) Inuyasha: Stop makin' excuses! C'mere! (grabs Sota by the back of his shirt and starts carrying him down the stairs by it.)
Sota: Hey! Stop!
Kagome: Hey! Wait Inuyasha!
Inuyasha (throws Sota out onto front step): Off you go! And don't come back until you've told her, you got that?!
Sota: You're not serious!
Inuyasha: If you come back before you've told her then you're not gettin' back inside!
Sota: But this is my house!
Calvin and Hobbes: Calvin: It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.
The Simpsons: Homer (while smashing a Chute and Ladders board against the corner of a wall in rage): WHY--DOESN'T--LIFE--GIVE--ME--LADDERS?!
Homer (drunk): Look, the thing about my family is that there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl-Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Homer: That's boring. You're boring! Quit boring everyone!!
Firefly (F): Trash:
River: She's a liar, and no good will come of her.
Jayne: Well, as a rule, I say, girlfolk ain't to be trusted.
River: (grinning) "Jayne" is a girl's name.
Jayne: Well, Jayne ain't a girl! She starts in on that girl's-name thing, (reaches into his pants) I'll show her good 'n' all, I got man parts!
Simon: I'm... trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just... it's not coming.
(later) River Tam: (to an immobilized Jayne) Also? . . . I can kill you with my brain
F: The Message
Wash: Oh my God, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar.
(later) River (trying to eat a white spherical food hanging on a string from a stick) My food is problematic.
Jayne: Girl's a mind-readin' genius, can't even figure out how to eat an ice planet.
(later) Private Tracey: When you can't run, you crawl, an' when you can't crawl . . . (gestures)
Zoe: You find someone to carry you.
F: Serenity (Pilot): Mal: We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.
F: Ariel: River: They took Christmas away.
Jayne: What the hell now?
River: I came downstairs for the shiny presents. They took the tree and the stockings. Nothing left but coal.
Jayne: (to Simon) Would you shut her up?
River: Don't look in the closet either. It's greedy. It's not in the spirit of the holiday.
Jayne: You shut the hell up right now, or so help me, I will shut you up.
F: War Stories: (Mal has explained Wash's desire to have the captain and Zoe sleep together to resolve "burning sexual tension".)
Mal: I know it's a... (puts Zoe's hands on his hip and shoulder) difficult mission, but you and I... (places his hands likewise on her) have to get it on.
Zoe: I understand. We have no choice. (deadpan) Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Jayne: (walking in) Well, somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'. (They lean in awkwardly to kiss, Wash grabs Zoe and pulls her away.)
F: Objects In Space
River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.
InuYasha the Movie: The Castle Beyond The Looking-Glass
Kagome (by cages with barking dogs): Will you lacks be quiet?! Sit! (Dogs obey and a cry is heard off-screen. Kagome and Sota turn to see Inuyasha, making out with the ground as a result of the command.)
Kagome: Inuyasha? What are you doing here?
Inuyasha (angry, as usual): What're ya talking about, Kagome? (He leaps up) You took too long getting back so I came for you! (A group of schoolchildren approach and Kagome panics. She pulls him with her into a nearby phone booth and out of sight of the camera.)
Inuyasha: Hey, what're you doin'?
Kagome (whispering): Hiding, or at least trying to.
Inuyasha (sarcastic): Ha ha, very funny. (Children pass, staring and talking about the photo booth and its occupants as the view switches to them crammed into the tiny booth) So what took you so long?
Kagome: I wanna spend time here, is that such a big deal?
Inuyasha: We ain't got the time! We have to go find the Sacred Jewel shards, got it?! Besides, let me remind you that it's your fault the Jewel shattered in the first place!
Kagome (leaning closer as she yells): I know that!
Inuyasha (leaning in as well, letting her move back): No you don't!
Sota (outside, rubbing his head as they argue): Once they start fighting, it never changes . . .
Inuyasha (bargaining--for him): Once we've got all the shards, you can come back here anytime you want!
Kagome (sarcastic): Oh gee, how very kind of you! You can't do a thing without me!
Sota (leaning into booth and putting money in the slot, setting it to take 4 pictures): I want some precious memories of how dumb you two look.
(He is ignored as hanyou and miko continue to fight. Inuyasha opens his mouth to speak when there is a flash. From outside, we can see a large crowd gathering around the closed booth, and hear them from inside it.)
Inuyasha: What was that? Get down Kagome!
(Flash) Kagome: Stop it!
Inuyasha: Gah! IRON REAVER, SOUL STEALER! (Flash)
Kagome: Knock it off!
Sota (sighing): There they go again, making a scene. (Flash)
(at the same time) Kagome: SIT!
(at the same time) Inuyasha: AUGH! (Flash)
The pictures are shown: The first one has them still arguing, the second has Inuyasha shoving Kagome behind him to protect her from the camera, the third has Inuyasha preparing to strike the camera down with Kagome tugging on his shoulder trying to get him to stop, and the fourth has Kagome yelling sit and pointing at Inuyasha while his leg and hair show him halfway through succumbing to the spell.
She's The Man
Andrew: Well hey there, pretty lady.
Monique: Ew. Are you hitting on me?
Andrew: I was just . . .
Monique: (mocks him) "I was just . . . nyuh." OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours.
(Later) Viola, disguised as her twin Sebastian, gets hit in the crotch with a soccer ball. She's barely affected, but everyone else winces in sympathy.
Viola: What? (Realizes what just happened) Oh. Right. (clutches her crotch and doubles over) AAAAH! OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT BURNS!
(Later) Duke (to Olivia): Do you like . . . cheese?
(Later) Toby: How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys, I hate high school.
IY: Guilty As Charged: Shippo (to Inuyasha, while looking up at their ceiling): "I see a turtle crossing a stream of macaroni, trying to avoid a herd of rampaging ostrich demons whose faces strangely look like yours . . ."
IY: Flawless: Inuyasha: "Smartass."
Kagome: "It only seems that I'm a smartass because I'm surrounded by dumbasses."
IY: Love Thy Neighbor: "She was crushing his ego before his very eyes! Come on, did he look like a boy to her? He was a man, soldier, warrior, GOD! . . . okay, so maybe the last one was overdoing it a little, but a boy? Ouch."
LnC: And Then There Was Light: Lois: "Your clone isn't Superman—he can never be Superman. And, no matter what method you choose to attain that goal, you will never be Superman either. It's not the Suit. It's not the powers. It's not even the DNA! It's something you'll never have—character. To be Superman, you have to care about something…something other than yourself. You have to be Clark Kent."
Ouran High School Host Club: Oceanic Escapades: (Haruhi, Hikaru, and Tamaki are all trapped in a cave. Tamaki has been stung by a jellyfish and wants to know a commoner remedy they can use. Haruhi is embarrassed about the one remedy she knows, so she whispers it. After a moment of stunned disbelief, they say they are brave enough to try.)
Tamaki: I am the king of the Ouran Host Club. And the king fears nothing.
Haruhi: Oh really . . . you wouldn't dare.
Hikaru: What are you saying? I would gladly pee on Tono's leg!
Tamaki: And I would gladly allow him to pee on my leg!
Just about anywhere: Dad: Because . . . shut up. (Also: "Shut up," he helpfully explained.)
Home: Emily: This is the only way to eat an apple--WITH A KNIFE!
Me (nervously): Why are you eating that next to my head?
Emily: (laughs evilly)
Home: Emily (after taking out trash): Why do we have so much crap?! It just accumulates!
Me: Yep, crap does that.
Emily: And I have to deal with it! If it was up to me, half of our house would have been gone long ago.
Car: Dad: You have to take HG & D [sex ed, Emily.
Emily: But WHY?! It's gross.
Dad: Hey, it is not gross. HG & D is a class that helps you learn how to take care of your body. Taking care of your body is just like taking care of a giant doll. You have to bathe the doll and understand the doll--
Emily: And put vaseline on its eyes! [My sister, the doll expert TT.TT]
Dad: Wait, what?
Dinner Table: Emily: Nobody likes aliens, they like priestesses with super-hot boyfriends! (Referring to Fushigi Yuugi and Inuyasha, respectively.)
(later) Emily: The Second Coming, dot dot dot, OF POCAHONTAS!!
(later) Emily: If reality is false, and everything false is NOT reality, then what is it I ask you? The answer, of course, is TORTELLINI!
IA: Mr. Giromini: Trees were meant to die for your education. It's their purpose in life, except for that whole oxygen thing.
IA: Mr. Giromini: I know all about instigating too. I'm the instigator for the IA staff. I go into the teacher's lounge and say Obama sucks--they go nuts!
Me (at a play around the age of 5): GET TO THE STABBING!!
The pen is the tongue of the mind. Cervantes (Don Quixote).
Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers. Hans Christian Andersen.
Life is a piano-what you get out of it depends on how you play it. Anonymous.
If you wish to be a writer, write. Epictetus.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. La Bruyere.
Out of the ashes--hope; and out of all the pain--promise. Ronald Reagan.
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin.
"Don't be 'a writer.' Be writing." William Faulkner.
I AM CALM! I'M THE PICTURE OF CALMNESS! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I THROW YOU THROUGH A WALL!
I swear to drunk I'm not God.
Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's hot.
If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, today came along and messed me up.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Bumper Sticker: Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Bumper Sticker: Labels are for jars, not people.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Remember: amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
Therapy is expensive, but popping bubble wrap is free!
Exercise more. My favorite way to exercise is to walk down to the corner store to buy fudge. Then I take a taxi home. (There's no point in overdoing anything.)
If you wish you went to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with the house of your choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Alysia Of The Pen (KataangNutyBabe) - Ravenclaw.
Members of the Aang Fangirl Squad: Kumori Dragon, libowie kitty, Aechigo, TTAvatarfan, Invaderk, Twilight Rose2, and Alysia of the Pen (KataangNutyBabe). (Yeah, I joined, and I'm proud of it! Thanks to libowie kitty for letting me in on 7/15/07.)
1933 - 2006
Beloved Actor, Father, and Husband
We will remember you.
Leaves from the vine,
Falling so slow,
Like fragile, tiny shells,
Drifting in the foam,
Little soldier boy,
Comes marching home,
Brave soldier boy,
Come marching home.
Hope you like my work!
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