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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

A lot of reviewers for The Dogs and Shakespeare ask the same questions, so there are probably even more people who don't review but wonder the same things, considering the subscriber to reviewer ratio.

Dogs and Shakespeare FAQ
(for the questions that just keep coming back)

Why is this story that was described as being about family and children all about family and children?
Um.

Will this ever be finished?
Outlook Not So Good, Cannot Predict Now, Reply Hazy Try Again, Don't Count On It.

What does the title mean?
The title was taken from a line in which Harry and the Dursleys will someday discuss Hogwarts. In Harry's mind both Shakespeare's works and 'the dogs' will come to be associated with the Dursleys' relationship to magic.

Does this story continue on to Hogwarts?
In ten thousand years, yes. I've never been in any hurry to get there. This story focuses more on Harry's incubation period prior to Hogwarts.

Isn't Harry's location an unfindable super-secret? (referencing chapter seventeen)
Even Sirius, who had just spent twelve years in Azkaban, knew to look for Harry in Little Whinging. The Ministry knows where to find him, the Weasleys turned up just fine and by the start of book seven Voldemort and every single Death Eater was fully aware of where he lived. Prior to Hogwarts Harry also had brief glimpses and meetings such as the one with Dedalus Diggle, which I do not believe were coincidences. This all suggests that old friends of his parents, anyone in the Ministry and close contacts of same could easily track him down if they were so inclined. If Albus really was trying to keep Harry's location a secret in canon, he failed pretty spectacularly.

One of the first people to learn Harry's new address was Hagrid and we all know how well he can keep a secret!

What are the pairings for this story?
There are no pairings in this story! :D

Seriously, the story was planned to end when Harry hit thirteen. At thirteen canon!Harry hadn't really noticed anyone in a serious way. While he might develop crushes, as children tend to do, he was not going to begin a great romance as a child. To me that sounds reasonable.

Ew, I hate (het/slash/Draco/Hermione), if you do pair him then just anything but that, please!
This is one of the big reasons why the story was intended to end when Harry was thirteen. I'm not willing to argue with anyone about what pairings are appropriate.

If I were to ever go passed that planned end, which I never did reach in DaS, I'd probably have him date a few people, boys and girls, with no apologies.

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On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 275,887 - Reviews: 4434 - Favs: 13,861 - Follows: 14,956 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and JPLE, of course. Warnings for depictions of child abuse, war/battles, violence and spicy scenes in later chapters. Also overblown pranks and ridiculous humour!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 395,792 - Reviews: 9302 - Favs: 6,730 - Follows: 6,025 - Updated: 9/14/2020 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Voices at the Door by 2whitie reviews
Artemis wakes up in Fowl Manor, but it isn't the world he has come to know. Time Travel, post LG, no pairings.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 12/17/2018
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 6236 - Favs: 8,068 - Follows: 9,536 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
After Me, the Flood by efka-zoi reviews
With his mother's mental health deteriorating and his father growing increasingly distant, Artemis crosses the final hurdles into adulthood. Artemis's understanding of responsibility and family are further strained when he develops feelings for his bodyguard.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,885 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 4,501 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Over Duncade by efka-zoi reviews
Butler awaits Artemis's return from Hybras in the remote village of Duncade. He begins to consider the possibility that this waiting might not end in their reunion. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Butler - Complete
Thy Instrument by Kitsune Heart reviews
It shouldn't be expected that they will always win. Or always have won. And if, just once, Holly and Artemis did lose, what else must have been lost? Only the freedom of an entire civilization, under the geis. Subjugation and an impossible redemption.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Green and Blue by lecturience reviews
ABANDONED. Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Harry P., Neville L.]
Resurrecting Annie by HolidayBoredom reviews
'Oh! Hi, Artemis! Listen, I've been having dreams about your father murdering random people and burying them the decorative verge... Ring any bells' Rated T but rated M in later chapters. Updated... sporadically at best.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 117,257 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler, Holly S.
In the Time to Come by Lli reviews
A collection of A/H shorts. Mostly romantic, but not exclusively. Now including: Strauss, fluff, Paris Hilton, fluff, Hokusai, and fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
After the End by Lli reviews
Because, let's be honest, an ending that wide open is nothing more than a thinly-veiled request for someone else to do what needs to be done. Therefore, this author has completely disregarded TLG's thoughts re: endings and done just that; despite it not being marketable to a YA audience or people with biology degrees. Post-TLG, A/H no longer just implied, now an undeniable fact.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Invictus by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH post-TLG SPOILERS 'The evening light poured in from the western-facing window to cast a shadow over her features...'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2012 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Lessons by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Artemis requests something unusual, and Finnegan obliges. Artemis/OC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
Snapshots by fringe31422 reviews
A oneshot looking into the lives of Artemis and Co. during those six months at the end of TLG between the last two chapters. Spoilers for The Last Guardian!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
A New End to the End by Gaasyendietha reviews
Artemis has already told us how he feels, but Holly's still undecided. Oneshot, and that's the way it's going to stay ;)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Weakness by OstentatiousNature reviews
His intelligence can be rivaled by nearly no being above or below the earth. His plans have no faults—his logic no flaws. For this reason, Artemis Fowl seems invincible. One-shot for a bit of a character relationship exploration.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
His Place by Princess Angel Rose reviews
Sequel to Dawn. The other royal advisors don't think Merlin knows his place...and then it occurs to Arthur that maybe he doesn't.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4344 - Favs: 5,033 - Follows: 5,018 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Just Friends by xanthofile reviews
REPOST. Neville thought they would always remain just friends, but matters of the heart tend to outweigh matters of the mind. Slash. rated for future chapters. NL/HP OOC Begins in 6th Year and continues past graduation. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,865 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
After by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH In so many stories, the curtain falls after the first kiss, the first touch, the first night together. But what happens in all the days... after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
The C Word by fiercejinx reviews
Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Because nobody else would by Sasake reviews
You'd think Artemis and Opal were worlds apart. An exploration of the psyche and childhood of the criminal, megalomaniac genius. Takes place after the end of The Time Paradox. Now Massively Overhauled! This is THE definitive A/O fic! Well, it's alright :P
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,196 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Artemis F., Opal K.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16846 - Favs: 30,728 - Follows: 13,353 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Final Goodbye by Nyxelestia reviews
Fic from a the promt, "Arthur finds a goodbye letter from Merlin when he planned to run away with Freya." Minor slash
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by lecturience reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Degrees of Poison by Fire Tears reviews
Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 237 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6813 - Favs: 21,050 - Follows: 8,102 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Forgiving Fictions by isaytoodlepip reviews
How do you find faith again, after it is broken? HPSS infidelity. This fic was originally written in 2005, so is obviously AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3979 - Favs: 5,995 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Unseen Champion by Celebony reviews
After the second task of the TriWizard Tournament, Harry feels as though no one would choose him as the one they'd miss the most, including his best friend. A HarryRon slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12202 - Favs: 26,996 - Follows: 10,317 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orion Awards, including Best Characterisation and Best Overall
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
My Hero by AbstractConcept reviews
SLASH. Harry has defeated Voldemort and retreated from the magical world. When he comes across the one person who used to idolize him, it will either tear him apart, or be just what he needed to mend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Harry P.
Harmatia and the Cold by Blue Yeti reviews
Holly, centuries into the future, reflects on the weather, genii, tragic falls, and Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Heartbeat by Yami no Kaiba reviews
Set after issue 37, Tim has a post mission breakdown. Kon helps. TimKon
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snakes and Lions by GatewayGirl reviews
COMPLETE! A nightmare prompts Harry to return alone to the Chamber of Secrets, and leads to a new look at an old enemy. Harry enjoys the company, but when LeStrange has sworn to kill him, how far can he trust a Death Eater’s son? (Full summary in Ch.1)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 119,952 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Funny, isn't it? by Nikoru-chan reviews
Impulse and Robin have a talk. Impulse's POV, and out of character at that. Ooops.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2002
Closet Fears by Kimagure reviews
In the aftermath of life, Harry's reluctant to reach out to anyone. Harry/Ron. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/30/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
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The Dogs and Shakespeare reviews
An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,448 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Look Out reviews
Draco had once wanted to look out for the Boy Who Lived but now, when everyone would soon finally see the jittery sick animal Potter truly was, he couldn't wait to watch him crumble at his feet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete