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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Favorite Pairings -

Harry/Luna: In my opinion they belong together in canon.
Draco/Harry
Ginny/Luna
Neville/Harry
Harry/Colin
Cedric/Harry
Tom Riddle/Harry


The Dogs and Shakespeare
The Dursleys are swayed by circumstance to accept Harry as he is: a cursed little blighter who gets into too much trouble and has the additional quirk of magic. He becomes a part of their family and finds that once outside his cupboard, he has a whole new world to explore. A world of games and toys and most especially, magic. He learns to wield it long before Hogwarts and finds himself elated at the existence of his secret world. When he makes his first real friends, he can't help but share magic with them.

Cloak and Dagger Circus
Permanently on hold because it was flamed too well. Summer before fifth year, far from DH compliant. Harry's escape into both the real world and his fantasies depends upon his skills of evasion, as he's being tailed by the strangest crowd of magical folk he's ever seen. Thank Merlin for Hedwig and Luna. Deliberately clichéd.

Dragon Effect
Warning: Old, unreadable garbage, should probably be deleted but I may harvest things from it later.

The title comes from the term Butterfly Effect. It is happily non-compliant with the seventh book, as the plans for it and the entire first chapter and most of the second chapter were already written long before even the release date for Deathly Hallows had been announced.

Harry spent years researching time travel only to find there is no longer a pressing need to employ his wisdom. At twenty-five, with no one but Dobby and Buckbeak at his side, he takes an irreversible leap into a world treading a near-identical path to his own, into 1973, where he has no intention of minding rules.


A lot of reviewers for The Dogs and Shakespeare ask the same questions, so there are probably even more people who don't review but wonder the same things, considering the subscriber to reviewer ratio.

Dogs and Shakespeare FAQ
(for the questions that just keep coming back)

Why is this story that was described as being about family and children all about family and children?
Um.

Will this ever be finished?
Outlook Not So Good, Cannot Predict Now, Reply Hazy Try Again, Don't Count On It.

What does the title mean?
The title was taken from a line in which Harry and the Dursleys will someday discuss Hogwarts. In Harry's mind both Shakespeare's works and 'the dogs' will come to be associated with the Dursleys' relationship to magic.

Does this story continue on to Hogwarts?
In ten thousand years, yes. I've never been in any hurry to get there. This story focuses more on Harry's incubation period prior to Hogwarts.

Isn't Harry's location an unfindable super-secret? (referencing chapter seventeen)
Even Sirius, who had just spent twelve years in Azkaban, knew to look for Harry in Little Whinging. The Ministry knows where to find him, the Weasleys turned up just fine and by the start of book seven Voldemort and every single Death Eater was fully aware of where he lived. Prior to Hogwarts Harry also had brief glimpses and meetings such as the one with Dedalus Diggle, which I do not believe were coincidences. This all suggests that old friends of his parents, anyone in the Ministry and close contacts of same could easily track him down if they were so inclined. If Albus really was trying to keep Harry's location a secret in canon, he failed pretty spectacularly.

One of the first people to learn Harry's new address was Hagrid and we all know how well he can keep a secret!

What are the pairings for this story?
There are no pairings in this story! :D

Seriously, the story is going to end when Harry is thirteen. At thirteen canon!Harry hadn't really noticed anyone in a serious way. While he might develop crushes, as children tend to do, he is not going to begin a great romance as a child. To me that sounds reasonable.

Ew, I hate (het/slash/Draco/Hermione), if you do pair him then just anything but that, please!
This is one of the big reasons why the story will end when Harry is thirteen. I'm not willing to argue with anyone about what pairings are appropriate.

If I were to ever take the story up again and go passed age thirteen, I'd probably have him date a few people, boys and girls, with no apologies.

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The blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine by pearypie reviews
AU. Three ways Lizzy's life could have gone. ("Are you…sure?" His heart is an open wound, still bloody and raw, and the guilt that has arrested him since his brother's passing is the salt that continually stings, burning into Astre's flesh until it was all he knew. Please, his jaw is wired shut, let me be enough, he wants to cry, for once—let me be enough.) Ciel. Real!Ciel. Lizzy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M., Sebastian M. - Complete
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8438 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 4,770 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15402 - Favs: 10,273 - Follows: 8,918 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5768 - Favs: 6,704 - Follows: 8,340 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Cracks by masqueradingasawriter reviews
Humans are by nature greedy, selfish and cruel. Aren't they? How truly ironic that he should begin to doubt this now, after all these centuries, while in the service of the Watchdog of the Queen (or, Sebastian encounters a different side of humanity). Short chapters, canon compliant, no pairings. Fluff-ish and angst-ish.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15322 - Favs: 23,465 - Follows: 22,992 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
After Me, the Flood by efka-zoi reviews
With his mother's mental health deteriorating and his father growing increasingly distant, Artemis crosses the final hurdles into adulthood. Artemis's understanding of responsibility and family are further strained when he develops feelings for his bodyguard.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,459 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,885 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 4,211 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3685 - Favs: 10,162 - Follows: 11,428 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Over Duncade by efka-zoi reviews
Butler awaits Artemis's return from Hybras in the remote village of Duncade. He begins to consider the possibility that this waiting might not end in their reunion. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Butler - Complete
Thy Instrument by Kitsune Heart reviews
It shouldn't be expected that they will always win. Or always have won. And if, just once, Holly and Artemis did lose, what else must have been lost? Only the freedom of an entire civilization, under the geis. Subjugation and an impossible redemption.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Poles Reversed by Gale reviews
Enter a world where the fates of two enemies have switched. What would the world be like if it was Mozenrath who came of age poor, the Diamond in the Rough, and Aladdin reached adulthood under Destane's guiding hand? Updated! 8/05/2013
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,791 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Mozenrath, Jasmine, Abu, Jafar
Green and Blue by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 3,266 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Harry P., Neville L.]
Resurrecting Annie by HolidayBoredom reviews
'Oh! Hi, Artemis! Listen, I've been having dreams about your father murdering random people and burying them the decorative verge... Ring any bells' Rated T but rated M in later chapters. Updated... sporadically at best.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 117,257 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler, Holly S.
In the Time to Come by Lli reviews
A collection of A/H shorts. Mostly romantic, but not exclusively. Now including: Strauss, fluff, Paris Hilton, fluff, Hokusai, and fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
After the End by Lli reviews
Because, let's be honest, an ending that wide open is nothing more than a thinly-veiled request for someone else to do what needs to be done. Therefore, this author has completely disregarded TLG's thoughts re: endings and done just that; despite it not being marketable to a YA audience or people with biology degrees. Post-TLG, A/H no longer just implied, now an undeniable fact.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F.
The Butler's Demon by Eien.Ni reviews
Ciel had been many things. An earl, a human, a fiance. Once, a sacrifice. But not anymore. No, now Ciel was something else entirely. He was a demon.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Invictus by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH post-TLG SPOILERS 'The evening light poured in from the western-facing window to cast a shadow over her features...'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2012 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Lessons by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Artemis requests something unusual, and Finnegan obliges. Artemis/OC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
Snapshots by fringe31422 reviews
A oneshot looking into the lives of Artemis and Co. during those six months at the end of TLG between the last two chapters. Spoilers for The Last Guardian!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
A New End to the End by Gaasyendietha reviews
Artemis has already told us how he feels, but Holly's still undecided. Oneshot, and that's the way it's going to stay ;)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
His Butler, In Between by Idonquixote reviews
Oneshot, set straight after chapter 65. An ill boy and his injured demon. The hour after a ship arrives and what follows.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Weakness by OstentatiousNature reviews
His intelligence can be rivaled by nearly no being above or below the earth. His plans have no faults—his logic no flaws. For this reason, Artemis Fowl seems invincible. One-shot for a bit of a character relationship exploration.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Learn to Live by Demon-Rayven reviews
Alois Trancy learns how to live, and teaches Claude Faustus to do the same. Collection of related short stories.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,044 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Alois T., Claude F.
Beautiful by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Ciel is beautiful all right-a rose covered in thorns, but Snake can't resist reaching out... CielxSnake
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Ciel P., Snake - Complete
Betrothed by Nimbuscloudable reviews
Ciel is now 18 years old, and it's time to consummate his engagement to Elizabeth. Although everyone, including himself, agrees it's an appropriate match, Ciel can't help but dread the upcoming ceremony. One particular butler isn't helping the issue...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,869 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Succulent and Dry by ThePaperWhale reviews
Modern AU. Grell takes time off from her usual jobs as a terrible cop and part-time manic pixie to recover from surgery. Will visits her with a gift. Also, there is a Vespa and a rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws... that explode.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
A Place to Call Home by StrangeTastes reviews
Modern AU: Sebastian truly loves the animals he cares for at the animal shelter, but only wishes they could find other caring homes. When Ciel arrives for required service from his orphanage, will things start to look up for him?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,206 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
His Place by Princess Angel Rose reviews
Sequel to Dawn. The other royal advisors don't think Merlin knows his place...and then it occurs to Arthur that maybe he doesn't.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Convicted by movedkthanks reviews
In 19th Century England, many things Ciel Phantomhive participated in behind closed doors were considered illegal. He knew this, yet for some reason could not stop. Ciel/Sebastian. [On Hold]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 3,686 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Smile by Let'sPretend reviews
Smile is everything.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Snake, Ciel P. - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4273 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 4,625 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
A Butler Between Them by IWalkedAwayfromOmelas reviews
Ciel and Elizabeth are grown and married. Sebastian thinks the marriage can be to his advantage as well.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Sebastian M.
Indecorous Affairs by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
"Your bodyguard?" A stupid question, but Artemis turns anyway, and when he speaks, he purrs, "No…" sarcastic—but not quite so sarcastic, Butler thinks, as he might have been. "He's my gigolo." Ten Drabbles. DB/AF, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Artemis F., Butler
Just Friends by xanthofile reviews
REPOST. Neville thought they would always remain just friends, but matters of the heart tend to outweigh matters of the mind. Slash. rated for future chapters. NL/HP OOC Begins in 6th Year and continues past graduation. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,865 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
After by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH In so many stories, the curtain falls after the first kiss, the first touch, the first night together. But what happens in all the days... after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
The C Word by fiercejinx reviews
Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Chooser of the Slain by BC reviews
Sequel to Penchant for Deceit. Artemis is determined to walk through doors that are closed to others – even when Butler cannot follow. The world goes on turning. DBAF
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
His Butler, Again by Tubular Fox reviews
Young master? Could it really be his young master again, after all this time? After all of these years, this boy...reincarnated? Slight SebastianXCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Penchant For Deceit by BC reviews
When Artemis was a child, the world could not touch him. Now he’s older and, when Butler can’t stop all the blows anymore, Artemis learns to strike back. Slash DBAF.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,660 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
How It Ends by Miss Alise reviews
It has been a long six years since the day Ciel Phantomhive made a deal with the devil. During those years, Ciel was forced to learn that sometimes what you want isn't what you get, and doing what is right is very rarely painless. CielxSeb pre-slash.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,878 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Lies by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sebastian did not lie like humans did. Instead, he lied like a demon. SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
L'Homme Fatale by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
Holly sees something she thinks she shouldn’t have, but things aren’t what they seem. Later, Butler and Holly discuss what it means to love Artemis Fowl. Bulter/Artemis, One-Sided Holly/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Artemis F., Butler
Because nobody else would by Sasake reviews
You'd think Artemis and Opal were worlds apart. An exploration of the psyche and childhood of the criminal, megalomaniac genius. Takes place after the end of The Time Paradox. Now Massively Overhauled! This is THE definitive A/O fic! Well, it's alright :P
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,196 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Artemis F., Opal K.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 12729 - Favs: 18,320 - Follows: 7,312 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Final Goodbye by Nyxelestia reviews
Fic from a the promt, "Arthur finds a goodbye letter from Merlin when he planned to run away with Freya." Minor slash
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Ineluctable by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Out of Sight, Out of Mind by Mottlemoth reviews
Artler; complete. When Artemis loses both his parents and his sight in a car accident, Butler is left to pick up the pieces. But will Fowl history be repeated? Rated M for slash.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,958 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2005 - [Artemis F., Butler] - Complete
Indefinite by Clicio reviews
“Are you afraid of death, young master?” “Of course not. Death only has one card to play. Life is much more terrifying, in my opinion. It has a full deck.” Ciel tries to draw the line between a demon and a mortal. SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Episode Zero by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Ciel isn't quite sure why he's still alive. Didn't he die in episode twenty four? Wait... what do you mean, a second season?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
When The Stars Bleed by Cat In My Fridge reviews
For we are joined, and always have been; and one day, we will be one. Sebastian x Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Unexpected Grace by cocoa-snape reviews
Snape’s dark mark is returning & his fate is as uncertain as his complex relationship with Dumbledore who offers tea, laughter & Occlumency lessons. Will Snape’s nearly fatal return to Vol in GoF push these two apart or pull them together? ADSS Pre SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,918 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Severus S., Albus D.
Spider Web by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He wants to kiss him. Sebastian/Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Degrees of Poison by Fire Tears reviews
Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Desiderata by mellish reviews
They've got a lot to learn from each other; how to be honest is the least of it. Ciel and Sebastian, after a long day's work.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6124 - Favs: 14,470 - Follows: 4,794 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Forgiving Fictions by isaytoodlepip reviews
How do you find faith again, after it is broken? HPSS infidelity. This fic was originally written in 2005, so is obviously AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 5,097 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Unseen Champion by Celebony reviews
After the second task of the TriWizard Tournament, Harry feels as though no one would choose him as the one they'd miss the most, including his best friend. A HarryRon slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 174 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10639 - Favs: 17,692 - Follows: 5,605 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orion Awards, including Best Characterisation and Best Overall
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
My Hero by AbstractConcept reviews
SLASH. Harry has defeated Voldemort and retreated from the magical world. When he comes across the one person who used to idolize him, it will either tear him apart, or be just what he needed to mend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Harry P.
Harmatia and the Cold by Blue Yeti reviews
Holly, centuries into the future, reflects on the weather, genii, tragic falls, and Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Heartbeat by Yami no Kaiba reviews
Set after issue 37, Tim has a post mission breakdown. Kon helps. TimKon
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snakes and Lions by GatewayGirl reviews
COMPLETE! A nightmare prompts Harry to return alone to the Chamber of Secrets, and leads to a new look at an old enemy. Harry enjoys the company, but when LeStrange has sworn to kill him, how far can he trust a Death Eater’s son? (Full summary in Ch.1)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 119,952 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Funny, isn't it? by Nikoru-chan reviews
Impulse and Robin have a talk. Impulse's POV, and out of character at that. Ooops.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2002
Closet Fears by Kimagure reviews
In the aftermath of life, Harry's reluctant to reach out to anyone. Harry/Ron. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
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The Dogs and Shakespeare reviews
An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,369 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
The Cloak and Dagger Circus reviews
On Hold for the moment. AU Summer before fifth year, Harry steps out and rediscovers the beauty in living, finding a life well-worth fighting for. If only Dumbledore would leave him be. R.A.B. What DH? Alternate paternity for Harry. HPLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,385 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Dragon Effect reviews
Discontent with what the war's left him, Harry abandons his peaceful world for 1973, when critical moments weren't known as such. He seeks out familiar people with the aim of forming bonds that will change the world. Not DH compliant. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,571 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P., Dobby
Look Out reviews
He had once wanted to look out for the Boy Who Lived but now, when everyone would soon finally see the jittery sick animal Potter truly was, he couldn't wait to watch him crumble at his feet. Drabblish Oneshot, canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete