Author has written 9 stories for High School Musical, Twilight, and Teen Titans.
Yea...I'm in college. Whaddup.
If you can't get someone out of your head, maybe they're suppose to be there.
Laugh until your heart overflows.
I'll just pretend to hug you until you get here
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...
TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...
TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...
TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...
TEAM JACOB: because I don't mind a little extra hair...
CULLENISM: my new religion.
DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...
I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
MIKE NEWTON: my brand of valium.
JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...!
If Edward Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him.
WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.)
Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?
TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease.
THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood.
EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally.
JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts.
In my mind: Edward loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Jacob wants me.
I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it!
JACOB BLACK OR EDWARD CULLEN?? Ah, that's easy. BOTH, PLEASE AND THANKS!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is question is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me.
You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
Finally, a Friendship Poem that for the more cynical of us... Guaranteed sap-free with no cutesy little smiley faces, just the stone cold truth of great friendship.
When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, I will dog you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath I pledge till the end. "Why?" you may ask.
Because you're my friend.
P.S. And always remember: when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!