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Joined 03-25-07, id: 1245600, Profile Updated: 03-28-17
Author has written 8 stories for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Death Note.

'I think what I just wrote is going over my head
I’m stealing lines from myself
And what I said was never said
It’s just a lyrical lie
Made up in my mind
'
Cute Is What We Aim For - Lyrical Lies

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Updates and new info/pics on our ongoing work

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.All About Me

I'm a normal British student by day, with scary attempts of being a decent fanfic writer by night.
I enjoy writing, but I also enjoy drinking, my work and being lazy just as much.

.My Work

Most of my work is not to be taken seriously as my main genre is humour.
I'm far from being a poignant writer, so don't expect a lesson in life from reading dis shite.
I sometimes think my writing is crude, offensive and very often clichéd, but I hope it's entertaining and provides a few laughs.
I thank God frequently for spellcheckers. As an atheist, that's really something.
Beware of bad grammar if you feel the need to brave my old fics.

.Fanfiction

I read various pairings, situations and genres for a lot of different fandoms.
My own work isn't so colourful.
I love humour and the light hearted stuff.
I also like a good bit of romance or mystery, but I will read or write other genres.
I cannot write angst or smut for cookies.
Make me moved by your fic - be it laughter or crying - and I'll enjoy it.
In my opinion, the best fandom is Phoenix Wright, so that's where you'll find most of my work.

.Ongoing Stories

Of Fake Fairytales And Faux Amour

Co-writer: ShivaSan
Beta: KingMobUK

Status: Chapter 17 is up!

.Fan Work

I can't draw to save my life, so seeing my stories in pictures and other media is amazing.
Thank you all very much for these. I'm so happy to have inspired you :)

Death-Dumb-Blind
Click - Lovely disorientated Phoenix! - Turnabout the Morning After

DyingHerInnocence-
Click - Chibi Phoenix and Edgeworth at Christmas
Click - Cute PhoenixEdgeworth

pockypalooza-
Click - Miles Edgeworth in a black shirt, need I say more? - Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour, Chapter 8

ShivaSan-
Click - It's KATH! - Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour
Click - Tractor Murder Case doodle - Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour, Chapter 7

Vamp-Elanor
Click - A real life cosplay of the one and only Kath!! - Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour

.Links

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'And if you think you're alive
Then you're better off fucking dead
'
Bring Me The Horizon - Rawwwr

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Complete Turnabout by Nenilein reviews
Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change? -NOW CONTINUED!-
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 338,429 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick
A Long Way to Fall by prospectkiss reviews
After a one-night stand, a stalker becomes obsessed with Edgeworth and begins wreaking havoc on his life. Phoenix tries to help and support him through the ordeal. But things soon get out of hand: Edgeworth is forced into hiding, the FBI is called in, and someone's life is in very real danger. Amidst the turmoil, Phoenix and Edgeworth try to cope with their feelings for each other.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,634 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., OC - Complete
Counting Change by VickyVicarious reviews
Miles hates shopping at chain stores. He hates the employees most of all. But there's this one clerk named Phoenix... [AU]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
The Astonishing Hypothesis by SelDeLaTerre reviews
Sherlock attempts to apply a popular neurological theory to his relationship with John; it doesn't end well. Life is more than a rapidfire series of electrical charges and love is much, much more than a combination of dizzy chemicals. SHERLOCK SAYS REVIEW
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Unprecedented Turnabout by seastone130 reviews
Reposted and rewritten! Maya has noticed something strange about Phoenix. With the help of her friends, both old and new, she vows to get to the bottom of his behavior... as well as that of Miles Edgeworth. Narumitsu Phoenix/Edgeworth
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,838 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/11/2007
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Any Colour You Like by Caffeinated Creativity reviews
Phoenix's day off, in Technicolor. Phoenix/Edgeworth
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Busy Dreams by Shivasan reviews
Edgeworth enters his office and finds Phoenix asleep. PhoenixEdgeworth, Oneshot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Foiled Phonesex by LumCheng reviews
[Matt Mello] Why is their number mistaken for a phonesex hotline?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Correct Way by VIII of XIII reviews
Phoenix hates having to reject Miles. Miles won't settle for being rejected. [MilesPhoenix]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,572 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
VINDICATED by wallflowerxiii reviews
Before dying, Raito is given one last chance to set things right and unexpectedly gets sent back in time to when he first discovered the Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Light Y., L
The Undeserved Hardships of Draco Malfoy by Bullied reviews
It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Turnabout Execution by Black Waltz 0 reviews
A ghastly murder is committed on stage for hundreds of witnesses to see. The knife, the murder weapon drips still bloodied in his hand. What will Phoenix Wright do when that murderer turns out to be... him? Can he be saved? Is there even a chance?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,461 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007
Bittersweet Reunion by Syrus reviews
Takes place after the Rise from the Ashes case in game one. Edgeworth leaves without warning for three years, breaking contact with everyone. Unexpectedly he returns and finds his world turned upside down.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] - Complete
One of Every Color by Croik reviews
PhoenixMiles. After GS3 Phoenix appeals an old case, which forces him to choose between a woman's life and an old friend. Yaoi, spoilers
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,741 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
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Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour reviews
Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 162,938 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
A Crushing Sort of Perfection reviews
Iris has everything Miles dreams to have, but his main wish is for Phoenix to simply be happy - even if it means playing Cupid for the two of them.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
The Answer is Divine Intervention reviews
Gumshoe intervenes at the wrong time and is told a story of freakish happenings by a sheepish Phoenix. Expect mad pigeons and evil elevators to follow.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., D. Gumshoe - Complete
Withdrawal Symptoms reviews
It's all about the chocolate, and Mello might enjoy it a bit too much.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Answer Is Just Like Heaven reviews
Larry uses his quick thinking and genius to figure out something about Miles Edgeworth.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Miles E., Larry B. - Complete
Unwritten Letters reviews
The content of the letters so frequently mentioned written by Phoenix Wright.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
The Answer is Blowing in the Wind reviews
Maya finds out some things about Phoenix from a few strange phone calls.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Turnabout The Morning After reviews
Phoenix can't remember a thing about what he did last night, he decides to open a case to find out what had happened and starts to investigate.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,124 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
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