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Joined 03-25-07, id: 1245774, Profile Updated: 08-21-09
Author has written 13 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Torchwood, and Glee.

Nickname: Winnie

Likes: reading, writing, plants, anything random, rain, snow, bad movies (if they are so bad that they are funny), good movies, and the two greatest sports ever- fencing and rugby

Dislikes: waking up early, alarm clocks, gym

Favorite Books: Anything the following authors have written: J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, Robin Mckinley, Maya Angelou, Baroness Orczy, George Orwell

Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Cutthroat Island, Mystery Science Theater 3000, pretty much anything Johnny Depp has been in, The Blues Brothers, Monty Python and many many more

I accept any kind of constructive critism, I always find that it helps.

I am a major Lupin/Tonks shipper. I think that poor Remus has been through enough and deserves some happiness. Of course, J.K. Rowling, being the sadistic murderer that she is, can't leave him in peace. Poor Remus, he deserved a much better life.

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is just a river in Egypt!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years or ever

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don"t have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7813 - Favs: 8,381 - Follows: 7,812 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Study Buddy by kissinginthebluedark reviews
The only thing French about their study sessions was that each of them definitely had their tongues in each other's mouth. Established Klaine; one-shot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Somnambulist by LuvMeSumGlee reviews
"Kurt awoke to Blaine's lips against his." Kurt has a little problem with sleepwalking...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Secret Agents by DustyDreams reviews
If Blaine is going to gush about Kurt, it should be at Kurt. This, at least, is how his best friends feel after three weeks of the non-stop Hummel network.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
New Addition by Victoria1127 reviews
When Carole wakes up sick, she is almost sure she knows what this means. 39 weeks of preparation and a new baby.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
First Night by helloclaude reviews
It's Finn's first night back at the Hummel household after he blows up at Kurt. He can't sleep, so Kurt stays up with him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Say What You Mean by Sushi Chi reviews
The world would be a much more interesting place if everyone would say what they really thought. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Day of Silence by helloclaude reviews
After Kurt explains to Mr. Schue that he will be participating in Day of Silence, Schue decides to get the whole club in on it. One chapter for each character, detailing what happened during their day and how it affected them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
We're Gonna Go Through It Together by buduica reviews
How did Burt Hummel find Kurt in the auditorium? Will Schuester is involved, and watching the Hummels interact forces a reluctant epiphany upon Will.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
The Adventures of Gay Kid and Frankenteen by particularly good finder reviews
It was a little-known fact that Finn Hudson and Kurt Hummel were best friends in second grade. In fact, both boys nearly forgot about that early friendship, until one fateful day when they stumbled across a box in the attic...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Gospel According to Lupin by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
Statistically, we’re better off than most fathers and sons because it’s been proven that the human brain absorbs more from what its owner reads than what its owner hears." Teddy recieves a series of letters from his deceased father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,557 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Five Things That Make Ianto Jones Happy by KinkerBelle reviews
Jack/Ianto. Five different things that make Ianto happy... as you might expect from the title. PG.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Rain by Aria Saralyn reviews
After his death, Severus Snape finds himself in the company of people he never expected to see again. Warning: Spoilers for Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
10 ways JK Rowling Better Not End Deathly Hallows by swim freak 9000 reviews
Well...10 ways JK Rowling better not end Deathly Hallows. It's pretty self explanitory. I'm not sure what else to say, except REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! PLEASE! Reviewers get world domination and...um....and cookies. Yum!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
A Half Forgotten Lullaby by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Jack, the guardian angel of Norrington, sings a drunken Commodore to sleep. Sparrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Stars Will Cry The Blackest Tears Tonight by Fire.Phoenix121 reviews
They're crying the blackest tears for their brightest star. When their brightest star goes out, so do they. But look at that...you're not out yet. You're still shining, as bright as ever. You'll never go out, Sirius.' The night Sirius runs away from home
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
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A House Is Not A Home reviews
Kurt and Finn are trying to get used to this whole "being brothers" thing. Sam Evans is trying to get used to this whole "being gay" thing. Eventual Sam/Kurt with oodles of Finn and Kurt bromance along the way.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,212 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Cause You're the Boss reviews
Puck and Kurt are paired together by the Hat of Fate...but will their egos prevent them from working together?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Forgetting to Remember reviews
Jack and Ianto have a fight about Ianto's behavior. Takes place between episodes 3 and 4 of COE.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Not So Happily Ever After reviews
All was well." Not quite, JK. Harry longs for something a little more than normal and gets caught. HP/DM. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
One Two Three Four, Tell Me That You Love Me More reviews
How did all of this start? Janto/Songfic.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
So Easy reviews
Ianto ponders over Jack, Lisa and love.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
That's Not What I Meant to Do reviews
Harry tries to save Sirius from the veil, and ends up saving someone quite unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Can't reviews
Remus and Tonks have a fight and their first kiss. Takes place in Half Blood Prince, after the scene in the hospital wing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
You Come First reviews
Set during OotP. Harry goes to find Sirius. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
My Son, My Only Son reviews
Deathly Hallows Spoilers. Lupin and Tonks during the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry visits Andromeda.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Tall Glass of Orange Juice reviews
A conversation over breakfast. A fluffy oneshot. LupinTonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed When reviews
Is there anyone left that isn't sick of lists that mock the movies and books we all love? I guess we'll all find out by seeing how many people click on this...You know you want to.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Twenty Things I Learned From POTC reviews
You know those Things I Learned From Video Games tshirts? Well, I decided to list the things I learned from POTC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete