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Joined 03-26-07, id: 1246189, Profile Updated: 01-24-14
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Game X-overs, Elder Scroll series, Mass Effect, and Game of Thrones.

Real Name: Your guess is as good as the other guy's

Age: 22

Nationality: Canadian (Eh?)


All Manner of Horror

Several of my fans have told me that they are unsure of what the summon characters I use look like. While I would normally tell you to Google them, I'll post links to their pictures here when they appear in the story.

The Joker-

Lurtz-

Rasetsu-


Archmage

An author by the name of Fell the Tempest has posted several sketches of the Archmage on DeviantArt, under the name Spadesalone. Here is the link to one of the pictures; the rest can be viewed in his Scrapbook:

Note: The duster is supposed to be black.


The Teaser Ch. 9 link: Human Systems Alliance ships.


Posted Stories:

A series of Oneshots: These stories feature Naruto paired up with most of the main character girls in the series. Check out my first three, After Business Pleasure, Freaks In Love and Hot For Teacher.

"Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief": What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined the Akatsuki? What if Naruto was a six year old, lost and wounded in the woods? What if Deidara and Sasori found him? (In Progress)

"All Manner of Horror": A terrifying entity rests within the Forbidden Scroll. What happens when Naruto unleashes it upon the world? (In Progress)

"Archmage": A simple but controversial question drives Harry to take the war into his own hands, choosing a path that will rock both the magic and Muggle worlds in a way no one saw coming. (In Progress)

"The World Order": Fudge's denial of Voldemort's return gave rise to a period of paranoia and fear. Dumbledore choosing to involve a collective almost as old as time itself did nothing to ease the matter. (In Progress)

"The Teaser": A collection of Harry Potter oneshots and/or crossovers that strike me at random times. Not to be taken too seriously. (In Progress)

"Team Unstoppable": A multi-crossover, featuring my contribution to the Super Team Seven trope. (In Progress)


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Arcane Effect: Life is Hard by ThatBlueScreenGuy reviews
Life is hard. Dying is easy. And when a man turned wizard dies, he just finds himself back to the difficulties of life, only a long way from home, and with new found power. Now, he has to help fight against the galaxy's greatest threats, all while being tempted by a being older than time itself. Life is hard. But it sure as Hell beats the alternative. (Mass Effect meets Magic)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,994 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Shepard (F), OC
Magic, as opposed to Magic by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Crossover with Oblivion. Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache... Competed. Except for the epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,511 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 229,155 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Template of a Hero by HelloMyNameIsEd reviews
The Dragonborn is thought to be what every good Nord should be, but what happens when the fabled hero of Nordic legend is actually the farthest possible thing from a Nord? Archer must become the hero he thinks Skyrim needs, but along the way he begins to learn about himself, love, and what being a hero is really about. Features an Argonian Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 470,408 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia] OC
Still Not A Hero by Soleneus reviews
or Hero 2:Hero Harder I've spent three years preparing for Saren and Sovereign, and now it's time to put the first of my plans into action. All of which involve me, fighting in war. A war against a murderous alien intelligence. A war against impossible odds. A war I put myself right in the middle of...on purpose...I wonder what sanity's like? It must be nice, but it sounds boring.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,841 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 1/17 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex, OC
Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune by Ellabee15 reviews
Clint Barton gets tired of being compared to the Arrow and decides to set the record straight once and for all. The last thing he wanted was to get involved in the Arrow's mess. Felicity's struggling with having Oliver's willingness to overlook Malcolm's past in order to defeat the League of Assassins. The last thing she needs is another stubborn archer in her life.
Crossover - Avengers & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,500 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 3/31 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Felicity S. - Complete
Alternate Past, Uncertain Future Mk II by Follower38 reviews
Co-written with aDarkOne History, a single event, can alter so much, let alone two. The San'Shyum are no more. The Krogan Empire stands strong. Humanity is now a giant among the stars. With three Galactic Superpowers in play, will an encounter see a new Golden Age, or an Era of War? (Chapters 1-12 being rewritten)
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 291,587 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/28/2012
Mass Effect: The New Journey by Arashi the Solar Phoenix reviews
During a Joint Deployment, the UNSC Infinity and Her Sangheili allies are suddenly thrown into a new Galaxy, and end up near Charon before the Systems Alliance discovers the Charon Relay. Alliances are forged and how will the galaxy react to an aggressive humanity that not only doesn't use Mass Effect technology, but will not let anyone stand in their way of expansion? AU PreME1
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,354 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 1/26/2014
Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas by HighValour reviews
Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 179,975 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 4/2/2012
Of Kings, Draugr, and Dragons by DoctorEagle reviews
The Dragonborn, Mjoll, and an assassin from the Dark Brotherhood travel to Westeros after learning that Paarthurnax senses two forces at work. Not only is a large army of ice draugr approaching, but new dragon life has also emerged. The adventurers must enter a foreign land to find out what is happening, stop the draugr, and find the dragons before they become wild and dangerous.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 396,399 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Daenerys T.] Mjoll the Lioness, Sansa S.
The Infinity Effect by creamofwheat2311 reviews
After discovering a Precursor artifact, the UNSC Infinity and the Sangheili Shadow of Intent are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined: the Reapers. Alliances are founded, friendships are formed, and decisions are made that will change this galaxy forever. Post Halo 4, Pre ME3. AU
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 196,069 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, T. Lasky, Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M)
Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 220 - Words: 289,793 - Reviews: 7062 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
Q Damn it! by BoredZero reviews
As the G-Man is so fond of saying, "The right man in the wrong place makes all the difference." Apparently, he's been taking his cues from Q...or is the other way around? Rated M, for war, war, profanity, more war, and war. Chapters containing possibly offensive/dark materials will contain multiple warnings. Detailed summary inside.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 4/15 - OC
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Heed Our Voice by Vergil1989 the Crossover King reviews
Dunmer Dragonborn, Giselle Morgonnis, has received a second Elder Scroll prophecy, telling her she must prepare to head to the land of Westeros before the next full moon. What awaits her and those that follow her into the vastly unknown kingdom? Only time and tide will tell.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 207,101 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Complete
Imperium Aeternit by ArcturusWolf reviews
Nirn has been unified under the banner of the Empire, and its subjects reach to the stars. Fearing contact by a hostile species, they build up their military might; what will happen when an intrepid Batarian slaver ring opens a Mass Relay and attacks this Empire? Will they ever accept peace? M: V/L
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,610 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Shepard (F)
Echoes in Eternity by Useful76 reviews
When a galaxy is on the brink, one hero isn't always enough. History's greatest hero joins up with Earth's best hope. Join Naruto and Shepard as they fight against all odds to take down the biggest threat the galaxy has ever seen. "What we do in life, echoes in eternity." (NO YAOI, MaleShep, Many pairings throughout the story)
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,850 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Naruto U., Shepard (M)
Elusive Prey by Tomed Ceht reviews
Aela wasn't called 'the Huntress' for nothing and she upheld the title with great pride. So when a mysterious woman unexpectedly barges into her life, she can't help but begin the hunt. Female Dragonborn/Aela. FEM/FEM. Will contain explicit sexual content in later chapters. You have been warned.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,190 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Aela, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 344,220 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 5,323 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30225 - Favs: 16,566 - Follows: 14,531 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hero, I am Not by Soleneus reviews
The first time I ever tried to be a hero, I got shot in the head. The next time I woke, the first thought that crossed my mind, after 'Why am I waking up' was 'Why are those women blue' A self-insert that's different from my usual fare. Pairings are a toss-up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 173,953 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Shepard (F), Miranda L., T. Vasir, OC - Complete
N7 Special Operations Squad by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
She wasn't a big Alliance fan. She didn't really like any kind of military. Then she got the chance to join the N7 Special Ops. It was created at the beginning of the war. Anyone with enough skills was accepted. So she joined. Who wouldn't want to fight Cerberus and the Reapers? It's been Hell ever since. OC/OC
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,215 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 3/13/2014 - OC
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 305,504 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
Naruto: A Cliche Parody by NarutosBrat reviews
This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 173,023 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4346 - Favs: 5,169 - Follows: 6,027 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Beyond Contact by RiptideZ reviews
The Human-Covenant War has ended; it has been two years and the recovery effort continues. In 2555, the UNSC Alexander, a destroyer, is tasked to provide security for a Naval Intelligence operation, the Alexander and her crew become stranded, far from Earth, in a region of space populated by an unknown civilization that forces the crew to question Mankind's place among the stars.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,595 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - OC, Shepard (M)
Mass Effect: Iron Hearts by Dr1ft3r0I reviews
Humanity found the Prothean ruins on Mars, but the data was corrupted. So, what happens when a race develops outside of the Reapers plans? And what of the machines of war that humanity has made? Cover Image: UNAC M18/A4 Minuteman, Artist: Myself
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,218 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013
Galaxy at War: N7 by iBayne reviews
Follows the N7 teams of the SSV Cambrai as they wage war on Cerberus and the Reapers. See the first chapter for details on submitting your own characters to the storyline . Mild coarse language/depictions of wartime violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 532 - Words: 694,563 - Reviews: 2918 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 4/5/2012 - OC
Mass Effect: Reclamation by reptilia28 reviews
The Reapers have been harvesting the organic races of the galaxy since time immemorial, but the galaxy is a big place; even they cannot cover everything. Within the myriad cracks they left, the Forerunners and humanity arose. What will happen when the UNSC encounters the numerous other races of the galaxy, just in time to witness the Reapers' return? AU. Post-H4/pre-ME1.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,922 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Shepard (M), Nihlus K.
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,874 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 4,795 - Follows: 4,806 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Master of the Boot's Deadliest Warrior by Master of the Boot reviews
Inspired by Spike TV's awsome show, watch as the deadliest warriors in all fiction go head to head with each other. Suggestions will be accepted. Mental vs Raynor is on hiatus but we have all new fight up :)
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 258,289 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2010
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 3,858 - Follows: 4,836 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lady Luck by PathlessSpore reviews
She was Lady Luck, the best shot in the galaxy, but even Shepard has some questions of her own. Like why the hell her father left her at an orphanage, and why the Galaxy has such a sick sense of humor to drop him in her life now. But then again, there's no better way for a father and daughter to bond when the odds of survival are in the single digits. Rated M for heavy language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Joker, Zaeed M.
Fifty Shades of Overkill by TheBleachDoctor reviews
When you become an extragalactic entity, meeting other galactic civilizations becomes an inevitable occurrence, and First Contact rarely goes well for the less-advanced society. Pre-ME through ME3. Rated T for language and implied sexual situations later on. Extremely Light parody on Halo OPness AKA Halo tech taken to its logical conclusion.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,074 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Shepard (F), Admiral Hackett, Tali'Zorah, EDI
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,150 - Reviews: 2942 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Spectre Status Recognized by Omega-E reviews
This is an AU story taking place after Mass Effect 2. Here, Shepard will not turn himself in following the Batarian incident. This is my telling of how his story unfolds, unhindered by having to waste away 6 months in limbo. Rated M because Jack is around here somewhere.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,146 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Shepard (M)
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Reclaiming the Remnants by pbluekan reviews
One hundred years after the Reaper's harvest, the remaining inhabitants of the galaxy are running for their lives and searching for a new home. When a lone vessel enters an area denied to the Reaper's harvest, they make contact with a race that could end the cycle for all time and return the galaxy to its former glory. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,140 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 447 - Published: 2/9/2014
The Chronicles of the Dragonborn's Servant: Lydia by Cearbhail reviews
"Sigh" I am sworn to carry your burdens...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 332,207 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 4,507 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
The Aperture Games by vifetoile89 reviews
President Snow has made an unprecedented choice for the 75th Quarter Quell: the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. But there are more things below the earth than are dreamt of in his philosophy, including robots, opera, and a mute lunatic. AU.
Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,860 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Chell, Katniss E. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6879 - Favs: 8,673 - Follows: 6,686 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Courage By Potions by Janara reviews
AU, sixth year story; do not follow the last two books! Sick and tired of the way everyone is trying to force him to become Ginny's boyfriend, our hero is seeking for a way to tell everyone what he thinks of them. Alas, things do not turn out the way he thought they would. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,599 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Dovahkiin: Jagged Edges by Jarl of the North reviews
Most assume that there is only one with the name 'Dovahkiin' at a time, one who only arises at the time of need. I tell you now, this is not true. A dragon's soul broken, its vessels split, two heroes of utterly different ideals rise to the challenge of Alduin. But will they kill each other before the World Eater gets the chance? "This, the beginning? I wish. That would be simple."
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Nihilism by LilaKatze reviews
He could not see the heart. It did not exist. That much he was sure of. But who was the pale, black-winged man who appeared in his dreams? And why did he want Harry to find a girl whose life was completely separate from his own? T for later violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,372 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Ulquiorra
Long Way Together by janessmith reviews
John and Jane survived the accident that killed their parents, but were cruelly separated. As John was molded into a paragon war hero, Jane grew into a no-nonsense problem solver - who solved her problems with her fists. Established M!Shep/Tali, eventual Garrus/Fem Shep. All chapters begin with a flashback giving John and Jane's backstories. Follows the events of ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,875 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Saimin no Jutsu by Shywhitefox reviews
Before Naruto can leave for his two and a half year training trip, Jiraiya is called away on a mission by Tsunade. So he gives his apprentice an S-rank jutsu to study to keep him busy while he is away. Little does Naruto know the good deeds he uses the jutsu for will change his life forever. Main couple Naru/Hina Naru/Harem. Chapters 1 and 2 have been betaed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 286,965 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Finding the Sun Again by Useful76 reviews
Two shining souls have had their lights extinguished by their loved ones. Neither one thinks that their former radiant glory can ever be reaquired. Will they be able to find the sun again or will fate mire their hopes in darkness. NaruHanabi Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,756 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Men of War: Ultimate by EZB reviews
The Chief and the Gears are back! Following the events of Halo 3, The Master Chief lands on the war-torn planet of Sera. With a new world and war to sink his teeth into, the Spartan must join ranks with the notorious Gears of War to fight for humanity.
Crossover - Halo & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,252 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Dominic S., Adam F.
The Silence Has Been Broken by FacelessPanda reviews
The Dragonborn is sent on a seemingly impossible mission: She must unite the war torn Seven Kingdoms so that they might stand a chance against the Others. On her journey through Westeros, she shall meet both intrigue and betrayal and see that the Seven Kingdoms is unlike any place that she has ever been before. Post ADWD. Rated T for violence and distress.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Jon S., Daenerys T./Dany, Jaime L.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Harry Potter and the Oriental Philosophy by Fiori75 reviews
Martial Arts. Two words that mean so many things, but above all it is the drive to better ones self, physically and spiritually, it is an ever distant journey to perfection. What would happen when a small green eyed child with a destiny far greater than even he knew enters this seen yet unseen world? Adventure, magic, love? And it's all due his cousin's past as a spoiled brat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,638 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Dudley D.
Brilliant Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
A letter, just a few lines on a piece of paper, and it was enough to change the entire world. At least Tony's entire world, now he couldn't imagine ever going back. He loved being a dad.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 3,089 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Beyond The Sea by x-Kate.Winter-x reviews
Even with the final chapter of E-day written, they still didn't have any time. *Epic Games owns Gears of War and all recognizable characters. We're just dabbling in their sandbox* BEWARE SPOILERS!
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - D. Baird, Samantha B./Sam
Maelstrom Effect by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
After Shepard botches Zaeed's revenge, the merc backs out. In his place, he offers the skills of a known man that is 'just as good' as the former Blue Sun. Naruto, a man that survived the oldest Rachni invasion of Earth and might be the key to save it.Nx? INDEFINITE HIATUS - MAY BE MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,538 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Soldier by LilaKatze reviews
Harry was born to be a fighter-it was his destiny. But destiny never said what time period he had to become one. Harry Potter X Halo.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P., Master Chief/John-117
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
All's Fair In Love And War by Shadrac reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry was hailed as a hero. Soon he was relabled as the new dark lord. Persecution and death followed until only Harry and a few of his friends remained. Using a ritual, they go back to 9/1/91 with a new plan: payback.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 97,785 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Eyes Like Mine by Scotty77 reviews
Left with nothing after the war, Naruto, after many years of traveling, finds himself staring into eyes that reminds him of his own as a child. Complete with a sequel soon to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,501 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3170 - Favs: 5,884 - Follows: 7,952 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 6,057 - Follows: 5,042 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shards by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Part of Mr.WriterWriter's challenge 'What else is in the scroll' Naruto accidentally unleashes a set of masks that change not only his life, but that of three other women. What happens when Naruto gains the powers of the Shark Emperess, and her love?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
Draco's Gift by Kedavra Lumos reviews
Harry Potter finds himself shagging every woman in Great Britain, and it is all thanks to Draco Malfoy. Will Malfoy ever forgive himself? Loads of sex, multiple partners, rape, incest, and through it all, Harry is still a nice guy. ABANDONED DUE TO REENFORCED NON-ADULT POLICIES. Summary of where the story was going is final chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,753 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Magus, Grim, and Nightshade: The Sorcerer's Stone by whitetigerwolf reviews
Raised by his maternal grandfather, Erik Lehnsherr, Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts a very diffrent person. Crossover with X-Men the Movie. First in Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Blue Eyed Doe by InfiniteDragon reviews
Harry, shattered by Ginny's death during the Battle of Hogwarts, retreats from public life, even from almost all contact with the Weasleys. But he is not the only one with scars. Six months later he comes across a witch who may be more damaged than he...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,327 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 2970 - Favs: 4,780 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
The Chronicles of Captain Craptastic by GhostOfBambi reviews
In this extremely AU story, set in the Muggle world, we see the Marauders as a group of crime-fighting, spotlight-hogging, fabulously-styled superheroes. No, seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter Superhero by ckil reviews
Harry Potter wanted to be a superhero. He really did. This is his life as he learned to harness the power and change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,935 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Man Army by Wyrd Darcnyzz reviews
Naruto is hailed as the class idiot, the “dobe.” But what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in imagination. And with an extra technique from the Forbidden Scroll, that imagination will take him higher than anyone else. “One-Man Army” indeed...HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,915 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Light's Last Gasp by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Based on MrWriterWriter's challenge What Else is in the Scroll, Naruto, during the scroll incident forsakes the Shadow Clone Technique in favor of what looks to be a dragon's egg. What will happen to the blond when what hatches is not what he expected?
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,426 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U.
The Nine Shadows of Harry Potter by eva-unit-01 reviews
During Harry's fifth year, nine of Konoha's strongest shinobi are ordered to enter Hogwarts to protect Harry. To Harry, they're just transfer students, but for them, it's a world where reality can be bent or altered. How will they adapt to such a place?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Temari
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
BEMB: Path to Jonin by DarthValgaav reviews
Part two of the BEMB series. Please read the first before you start this one. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,880 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Naruto U., Rin
Reversal by Venath reviews
AU. Time travel. Attempt to put some original twists on a favorite. During one last battle with the Akatsuki, Naruto gets tossed back in time to his pre-Genin days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,561 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Rough Fist by hangman1 reviews
Juken; the Hyuuga clan's prized fighting style. Designed to destroy or cripple the opponents chakra network with pinpoint accuracy. But what is this style fell into the grasp of a young boy. The Rougufu is born! Naruto x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,562 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Lion's Roar by James Spookie reviews
The final in the Lion's Trilogy. Dumbledore has died and left Harry one final task. With Daphne, Hermione and Neville at his side, Harry intends to end the war started the night his parents were killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,847 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Luna's Helping Hand by Rex Tims reviews
Luna Lovegood has only one person she considers a friend and will go to extreme lengths to help him, including helping him find love with as many women as he can and convincing him it's the right thing to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,937 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Harem War by Radaslab reviews
AU post OoTP. Poor Harry. Sirius left him far more than a house and some money. Dumbledore is the Dark Lord? And what is he supposed to do with the women he was left? Sometimes, Pranks suck and others they are opportunities. H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 749,417 - Reviews: 4377 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Lion's Pride by James Spookie reviews
Sequel to The Lion Tamer. After Ron's death, Harry and company face their sixth year at Hogwarts. Trained by Dumbledore, will they unlock the secret in how to defeat Voldemort? Rated m for content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,051 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Secrets Of Magic by DarkAhsoka reviews
Harry Potter learns about the "Power He Knows Not" from two unexpected sources, and comes into his own in his Sixth Year. Harry/Hermione/Gabrielle, HP/HG/GD, M/F/F, PostOOTP, Manipulative"GreaterGood"!Dumbledore, Powerful!Independent!Harry ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,582 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
New Rapture by Archangel the lord of death reviews
Harry recieves an inheritance from his Mother and with that comes new responsibilities and a new weapon to fight Voldemort. Set Post HBP, Dark!Harry, Harry/Bellatrix and Susan/Harry. Hints of Non Con in chapter 9
Crossover - Harry Potter & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,827 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P., B. Tenenbaum
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Halo: Dead Space by Mediumcool2000 reviews
Spartan A-259 Carter, wakes up in a hospital ship to face a new threat against the UNSC. Along with fellow survivor Issac Clarke, will they escape the oncoming Necromorph assault?
Crossover - Halo & Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,894 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Carter-A259/Noble One, Isaac C.
Harry Potter and the Ascension of Ra by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Voldemort has been vanquished from power and Harry from Britain. Aiming to start a new life in muggle America Harry moves to what he thinks is a small quiet town to start over. His destiny has just begun.HP/LoisLane. Begins Season 4.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,117 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 3,381 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Lois L.
Pleasant Surprises, Welcomed Changes by jokerswyld reviews
Isolated from his friends after the end of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry's only escape from the nightmares is hard tedious work outside. That is until an unexpected letter arrives for him one day. Harry PotterDaphne Greengrass
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,580 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Comedy Combat: Take Two by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Comedy is versatile. It can be used to cheer someone up, to distract someone, or to make people underestimate you. But one woman saw it as a means of combat. And now her son shall take it up as well! No Parings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Naruto U.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 10,251 - Follows: 11,764 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Lion Tamer by James Spookie reviews
Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,618 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Lies that Bind by Zephros reviews
In the midst of his sixth year, Harry rescues Daphne Greengrass from an unpleasant fate. While innocent affection grows, a shadow has been cast into the Chosen One's life that might herald him down a darker path. A path his own actions may yet create.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,867 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Serpentine Embrace by MountainWind reviews
They're both crazy, there's no doubt about that. But could the craziest thing either has done is try to be loved? AnkoxNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,602 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Introduced Predator by Unitarian Jihadist reviews
BtVS/Predator crossover. Something is killing predators on their homeworld. Something they can't see, much less fight. Something from Earth. Now, a predator matriarch turns to another kind of predator who can see, and kill, what they can't: Buffy Summers.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Buffy S.
Prototype Versus Infection by PlagueXRoamer reviews
Solo project by Roamer. Alex Mercer didn't know that after the New York incident, there would be another outbreak. He isn't worried though, they're just- "DON'T SAY THE ZED WORD!" ...Sorry. Prototype X Left 4 Dead crossover. Humor attempts will be abound.
Crossover - Left 4 Dead & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009
The Soul of the Sword by Bleedndreamz reviews
A bet with Yamanaka Ino spin's Naruto's life around. Gaining a friend out of chance, Naruto's days begin to get better despite his genin team that left him tied to a stump. On his first real Mission a Swordsman sees something in Naruto that surprises him
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,059 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Life Goes On by mjlt2 reviews
After the events of fifth year, Harry experiences a slightly different summer than what he may have originally expected... not that he's complaining. Post-OotP. Eventual Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,575 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Bleach Omake Files by Innortal reviews
It seems even the Bleach Universe is affected by the Infinite Loop. How will Ichigo handle being an Anchor?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,775 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009
Harry Potter and the Slayer Dimension by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Thrown into a parallel dimension during the final battle with Voldemort Harry finds himself stranded in a world where Demons exist and the world is protected by a young girl; The Slayer. Will he be able to return home? Will he want to?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,590 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Buffy S., Harry P.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5894 - Favs: 9,113 - Follows: 3,447 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Prototype Shinobi by PlagueXRoamer reviews
After the nuclear bomb was stopped, Alex Mercer contemplates what to do in the Web of Intrigue until a stray memory from a consumed 'innocent' passed...Naruto/Prototype crossover. Set 3 years before Naruto and after Prototype ending. UNDERGOING REWRITE.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,408 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
Mercer's Progeny by Mr Skull reviews
My entry for Dirty Reid's latest Challenge. There's a reason Hayate is always sick... NarutoxPrototype crossover, pairing not decided, rated M for violence, gore, and possible adult... situations.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Hayate G.
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3139 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Refraction by Irritus185 reviews
Seeing to the heart of matters – what would you do if you could read another’s heart? Use it against them, help them, or ignore them? The best of intentions can cause the worst results, and a person’s heart is the ultimate Pandora’s Box.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,207 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Naruto U.
Jedi knight Uzumaki Naruto by LD 1449 reviews
When Sasuke and Orochimaru decide to attack team Kakashi instead of retreat during the second retrieval atempt Naruto is forced to reveal abilities never before seen in the shinobi world.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,435 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U.
Ultimate Kekkei Genkai: The Jagan by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
During the fight with Haku, Sasuke wasn't the only one to awaken a Bloodline Limit. How will this affect the Narutoverse? Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,057 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Ichigo and the Beanstalk by Nate Grey reviews
Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,161 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Domestic Affairs by Nevar88 reviews
A selection of short stories featuring the Master Chief and the Arbiter attempting to comprehend the universe. Well, bits of it anyway. Not a slash. Remember to R&R on your way out.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,330 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006
Padfoot, Docteur D'amour by Fibinaci reviews
Complete, Sirius thinks Harry could do with some female attention but his efforts lead to more than he might have been willing to bargain for, both for Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,341 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Hannah A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Venom of Konoha by Uncle Joe reviews
What if Naruto combined with a ancient creature which not only gave him great strength and speed but other abilties which would make him the most powerful ninja the world had ever seen. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO wish i did but gotta say this for legal reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,991 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Dark Knight by calatrava reviews
Those Council fools want me gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,498 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 202 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
When Pigs Fly by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
Tonton's not just an adorable piglet you know! She's a schemer! A Naruto/Shizune Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Brown Eyes meets Blue by DarthValgaav reviews
Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Rin - Complete
The Sweetest Victory by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Sakura bets her teammates can't best her in genjutsu, and naturally, things get out of hand. slight NaruSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,544 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 9,923 - Follows: 2,984 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,219 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 145 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rise to Power by crashtestdummy reviews
What if Naruto gave up on Sakura just after joining team 7? How much stronger would he get now that he's focused on training? What differences will he make? How will he become Hokage? NarutoKurenai pairing CURRENTLY REWRITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,796 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 5,234 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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One Last War reviews
After years of peace, the Dragonborn must rise once again to face a threat to all of Nirn, this time originating from Westeros. On her quest, she shall make new allies and enemies, do battle with sword, magick and wit, and ultimately decide the fate of every man, mer and beast-person that is and ever will be.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,294 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 3/28 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Daenerys T., Eddard S.
The Teaser reviews
A collection of one-shots that I may or may not turn into complete fics. Contains wierdness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,316 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
History Made reviews
Tribute-based technological advancement, as well as a different approach to the ruins on Mars, leads to a drastically different humanity stepping onto the galactic stage.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,053 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Hannah S.
Team Unstoppable reviews
Kakashi didn't know who had compiled the profiles on his Genin, but he wanted to find them and kill them... slowly. Semi-serious, semi-crack. Multiple crossovers.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Team Seven
The World Order reviews
Fudge's denial of Voldemort's return gave rise to a period of paranoia and fear. Dumbledore choosing to involve part of a collective almost as old as time itself did little to soothe the matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,765 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Archmage reviews
A simple but controversial question drives Harry to take the war into his own hands, choosing a path that will rock both the magic and Muggle world in a way no one saw coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,590 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
All Manner of Horror reviews
Within the Forbidden Scroll rests a terrible entity. What happens when Naruto unleashes it upon the world?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,022 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Hot For Teacher reviews
Love from someone unexpected is so much sweeter than expected love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 301 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Freaks In Love reviews
Naruto wanders, with a broken heart and dream. Anko helps comfort her dearest Naruto with her love. Songfic to Elton John's Freaks In Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
After Business Pleasure reviews
Tenten knows exactly how to relieve Naruto's stress after work. How does she do it? NaruTen Lemony Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete