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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

If you're reading this you have too much time on your hands...

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Azumanga Daioh, Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha, HunterXHunter, Beet the Vandel Buster, Whistle, Hellsing, Eureka 7, ATLA if it counts, and maaaannnny others

Favorite Books/Authors: J.R.R. Tolkein, C.S. Lewis, T.A. Barron, Garth Nix, Sophie's World, Shakespeare (I told you, I'm a nerd), Christopher Paolini, Louis L'amour, Dune and everything related to it, Artemis Fowl and it's many sequels, and some other stuff I can't think of...

Story ideas

As of right now I have two main stories running through my head. I haven't written them yet, but I'd appreciate it if you guys didn't steal the ideas (I'm not accusing you guys of anything, but I've read too many stories where the author has had their story plagarized).

Zephyr's Fury: Anyway, in this story the main character is Soyokaze Kyouran. He's put onto Team Naruto, led by Naruto as his Jounin-sensei, Hanabi, and Gokai Ayako. They get involved in a great number of adventures that I haven't decided on yet. First chapter is up. On Hold until I get through Writers block.

Life After Death: Here's the basic idea. Naruto dies after saving Team Hebi from a Akatsuki controlled bijuu. He goes to the afterlife, meets some very important people, and becomes The Death God's personal Demon slayer. In Konoha life moves on without him as the good guys prepare to fight Akatsuki. Pairings include Gaahina, Chouino, Shikatema, and Sasusaku. I'm thinking of throwing in SaiXShino to please all of the yaoi fangirls. Probably gonna be an Epicfic. On Hold For the moment

There are only a couple of things I need. They are:

1) A beta that can read stupid and help me.

2) Someone who speaks Japanese. It would help a lot with names of people and Techniques

I am more than happy to beta someone's story provided a couple of things:

1 It's in English and understandable. My spanish may be improving, but it's not yet ready for FF. And if i can't understand what's going on there is no chance in hell I'm going to beta it.

2 it is not a songfic, high school fic, or a complete waste of my time. Seriously, if I'm gonna read it then it has to have some quality. Songfics, highschool fics, and other pieces of crap are not quality.

3 The pairing is understandable. I refuse to read stories that are along these lines: "X and Y are in love because I SAID SO, even though they've only met once and barely talked". I'll read crack pairings if there funny or if the author can pull them off. but no other ones...

On another note, I have to point something out. I do in fact like Naruhina. In Canon at least. It's just that I've seen it butchered so many times that even when I do read some good ones, it just seems wrong. Also I support Gaahina but only if Naruto had died. Elsewise, it just feels wrong. I do not read yaoi because unfortunatly I'm straight (unless it's a comedy/parody, then I'm all for it).

I prefer to use Japanese for things that don't translate well like Naruto's "Dattebayo" and Sakura's "Shannaro". Sorry but you'll just have to deal with it.

I will try my best to review as many stories as I can. My policy on flaming is this, if you're gonna flame someone, at least have the stones to sign it with your actual penname. I believe that reviews were originally meant to be a source of constructive criticism. Therefore, when I review a story, I will try to point out the things I liked, and the things I think the author can improve on. It is my sincere hope that people will not be offended by my reviews and instead, adopt this policy or something close to it.

Since I'm such a die-hard "Ask Sakura" fan. I have created a facebook group here to celebrate the loss of a true wonder.

I'm ceyx0991 on AIM.

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Reluctant Hero by P.A.W.07 reviews
"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced sixteen years ago. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,053 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Aang, Zuko, Iroh
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,568 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 3,987 - Follows: 4,982 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
In Good Company by ariel2me reviews
AU where Stannis Baratheon stayed at King's Landing after Robert Baratheon appointed Ned Stark as Hand of the King. (POV: Stannis)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,728 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Stannis B., Eddard S./Ned
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 4,990 - Follows: 6,255 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 97 - Words: 664,806 - Reviews: 6846 - Favs: 3,983 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 5,790 - Follows: 6,627 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Song of the Trees by Tinn Tam reviews
DH disregarded. Damaged by the war, Harry flees everything that used to be familiar to him and instead roams the night, haunted by unsolvable questions -- what truly killed Voldemort? And what lurks in the Forbidden Forest, where the trees seem alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 215,400 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P.
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,905 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
The Tenderness of Wolves by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
The game has changed, not ended - and by the time they realise she's playing, it's too late to stop what she's set in motion. Or, How Sansa and Arya Save the North Despite Being on Different Continents.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sansa S., Arya S.
Guardian Rising by Eilwynn reviews
Ichigo enters Soul Society thinking he has the Shinigami figured out. But he's about to encounter a whole new world, and that's never so simple. Caught between his disgust with their hypocrisy and their strange sense of honor, he struggles to remind himself the only thing he knows: these people want Rukia dead. Then he realizes he doesn't even know that. Sequel to Guardian.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 120,765 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Legend by Polyphoenix reviews
Months after Harvey Dent's death, with a mob war raging in the void left by Maroni's killing and the GCPD after him, can Batman continue to save Gotham? When new threats begin appearing and a familiar face returns can even Batman stem the darkness?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 357,798 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Broken Circle by LittleChicago reviews
Fifth and final chapter in the Broken series. Harry's life has changed, but one thing stays the same: the Black Council - The Circle - still have plans, and Harry's still standing in the way. But he won't stand alone. It all comes down to this...
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,474 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 5,758 - Follows: 7,822 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Best I Am by Iced Blood reviews
A series of misadventures starring the faces of the Tenth Division, Hitsugaya Toushirou and Matsumoto Rangiku. Their relationship started the same way any number of relationships start: awkwardly. But things, as they say, change. Nowhere is that truer than here. HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 74,845 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2006 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends by psychicscubadiver reviews
Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, is just looking for an escape from his latest set of enemies and happens to teleport into Equestria. Surely nothing could go wrong with that set-up.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,146 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
Regret by Crukix reviews
Death. War. Destruction. The world of the future lies in ruins. I got the chance to go back and stop it from ever happening, only to discover that I was the cause. This is how I destroyed the world.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - OC - Complete
The Missing Spark by The Island Hopper reviews
As an adult, Calvin had lived his life on his own terms, following his own rules. Now with the death of his father, he is called back to his childhood home once more to face his demons and reconnect with old friends, even ones that aren't human. Complete.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Geminio by Portus reviews
Some things never change, no matter a past which no longer sleeps. This is a lesson Alastor Moody must learn first-hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Alastor M. - Complete
Conlaodh's Song by enembee reviews
Book 2. As the Second War begins, Voldemort becomes obsessed with harnessing the realm of Old Magic to his own ends. Meanwhile, Harry has to contend with the Ministry, ancient foes and the machinations of a world he barely understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4625 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 3,396 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
My Other Monster is a Warhound by Norwest reviews
What's it like to drive a Titan?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Other Side of the Coin by Zennith6 reviews
Harry Potter, defeater of Grindelwald, has come to Hogwarts. Raised by Sirius Black and sorted in to Slytherin, Harry finds his way under the guidance and watchful gaze of his mentor and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, one Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,276 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and teh Sparkly Hufflepuff by kmfrank reviews
What started as DLP being our typical internet tough guy selves on some new member's terribad story about some wolves no one gives a f*ck about has turned into a legendary crackfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,515 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6994 - Favs: 7,102 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Breach of Contract: Twelve Signs by The Matt Silver reviews
To avoid the prosecution of his friends in the days following the Voldemort war, Harry Potter signed a contract in blood. Years later, Harry deals with a wizard ritualistically murdering Muggles, periodic contract renewals and his own relationships. HPNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 73,592 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Remus L., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 5,486 - Follows: 4,849 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4182 - Favs: 7,926 - Follows: 3,631 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Clan Eyes by Rei Ronin reviews
Three years after the Yondaime's death, the Hyuuga elders found a way of killing Naruto legally. Hiashi, trying to prevent his clan's political suicide, put in motion the wheels of a plan that will rock Konoha's future. The legend starts here. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,792 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
The Book of Dobby: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
The Will of Fire by Gaereth reviews
What if Sarutobi, unwilling to let the Yondaime die, was the one to use the Shiki Fuujin and seal the Kyuubi into Naruto? How would Naruto have changed, and what kind of place would Konoha be? Eventual NaruXHarem. Check Forum for polls. Back in business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,771 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Microfics! by recodan reviews
Don't have time to read one of my full crack stories? Then read these! Less than 250 words each!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Post Mortem by Case13 reviews
Or a handful of odd happenings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S.
Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
COMPLETE! A Slytherin in the DA? Fighting at the Ministry? Crushing on The Chosen One? Now, I'm gonna pay. I'm Daphne Greengrass and my 6th year is turning into a bloody nightmare! An AU Slytherin and Trio friendship story tracking HBP. RHr, HPGW, MCDG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 199,785 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Ron W., Daphne G. - Complete
Livewire by Case13 reviews
The difference between Love and True Love isn't much... except for that 'Even Unto Death' part. Naruto, caught between love, death and his team, can't decide which is the most vexing. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,609 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5300 - Favs: 9,487 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Empyreal Paradox by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Naruto. Sakura. The Village of the Hidden Leaf. At the end, there was only the beginning. [Sequel to Garden of Sanctuary and Medusa Javelin]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,925 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Nature of Relationships by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Being a short, informal treatise on the nature of relationships and why it amuses us to indulge in blatant perversion. Includes musings on the nature of hearts and Sharingans on silk boxers. You have been duly warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Troika Parallel by Shivakashi reviews
They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,080 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Inferno by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Letters From The Left Behind by AngelLucifel reviews
Elicia, Hughes' daughter, writes to her daddy as she grows up, and slowly starts realizing that not all is right with the world. Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Elysia H. - Complete
Youkai gone astray by IncandescentOne reviews
Now half demon, Naruto has to deal with his life being turned upside down while he lives in the place that made him that way. Naruto also struggles between getting strong to prove himself to the one who saved him, Sesshoumaru and attempting to have a life
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 110,980 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Fallen by Colon reviews
In the middle of the night, Harry Potter falls down the proverbial rabbit hole, and lands in the proverbial midden heap. Stuck in a world completely different from home, he gets drawn into a war even worse than the one he left behind. Lotr cross. Post HBP
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,615 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 12/19/2004
Serious Discussion by Marijn reviews
Late night chats around the campfire. 'Oh, come on, you're a teenage boy.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweets by Mystica83 reviews
Sugar and spice and everything nice...that's what Temari's NOT made of. [PreShipuuden. ShikaTem? You decide]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Wife of the Desert by AngelLucifel reviews
The story of the woman who falls in love with and changes the life of the Kazekage. How to love Gaara. I break all my usual rules. OC R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Reunion by eftee reviews
Team Seven reunite for the last time, and Kakashi wonders why the young die. [SasuNaruSaku. Death]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Uzumaki's Gift by muishiki reviews
Complete one shot. At the end of Naruto's life, he offers the only thing that matters to his best friend. A second chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3444 - Favs: 4,049 - Follows: 3,948 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
The Major Mixup by AngelLucifel reviews
Ash gets lost and finds himself in a strange place where people are nothing like he's used to, especially the police officers...a bit of crossover, alot of craziness, all for laughs please R&R
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Therapy by Xinthos reviews
Team Seven, sick of each other’s behavior, decide to see a councilor at the suggestion of Kakashi. [T for Mild Language]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Cookies by Cyberwolf reviews
If you give a bishie a cookie... [SasuTen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Lord by Erised Burning reviews
Harry gets drawn into a whirlwind adventure that leads him on a dogged pursuit of the horcruxes. Meanwhile, Ron and Hermione find themselves entangled in a bitter war against Voldemort and his forces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 263,635 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Handle With Care by Kilerkki reviews
Konoha's youngest jounin is assigned to teach the village's youngest genin. [Oneshot: Yondaime and Kakashi]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pervert by Delial reviews
The biggest pervert on Team Seven might not be who you'd think. (SakuNaruSasu one-shot ficlet)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Zephyr's Fury reviews
Naruto wasn't aware what he signed up for when he agreed to be a jouninsensei. Dealing with a fangirl, an avenger, and a Hyuuga is going to be a pain, that's for sure. Pairings are undecided at the moment. ON HOLD due to writer's block.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.