JeannieWood
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Joined 03-26-07, id: 1246646, Profile Updated: 10-07-09
Author has written 3 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Chuck, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Grimm.

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So, my name is Jean, and my e-mail address is jeanniewood@yahoo.ca

I'm a night shift worker who is quite obsessed with getting my house paid off- which is currently schedualed (sp?) as three years from now (at which point I'll be renting it out, and recieving just under 2,000 a month in passive income), so that I can properly travel the world like my father once did, and like my mother never had the chance to.

I'm 23 years old, as of July 6th of 2009, I can watch television like you would not believe, and am currently horribly addicted to caffine which gives me a crossover between a wonderful sense of humor and, at other times, a really bad temper issue. I talk way too much for my own good, don't see my friends often enough, and sometimes wonder if I'll ever find true love. Sometimes I wonder if that's even important to me. I hate long walks on the beach because hey- sand gets in my shoes, ducks are actually quite disgusting up close, and that foam at the edge of the water makes you wonder whats in the water and if its safe to swim in... I climbed only pine trees as a child, and secretly wished to be a pilot. One day I'm going to hang glide. So sue me, if I don't, it's only because I chose instead to paraglide. My biggest thrill as a child was jumping off the giant stone near my house. In adulthood, I know see the stone as quite small. I still love that stone anyhow.

I love learning other languages, only to get bored and only remember the swear words. I manage to run a shift of young adults and oversea's workers, yet shudder whenever somebody calls me Miss. Jean. I love stupid music that has nothing to do with maturity, and adore shows that make fun of my country- of which I'm a proud member of. My name is Jean, and I am Canadian.

I've never voted, but tell myself every year that I'm going to. I have no urge to protest in a public forum, but pay twice the regular amount for gas so that I'm helping the world by using air power. That being said, I never remember to recycle my pop bottles- which I hope my father never finds out about. He would hunt me down. "It might only be five cents," he would say, "But it's five cents you wouldn't have had!" Welcome to the general premiss of every conversation I've ever had with my father. Pity me? I hope so.

I found religion, and lost it. My sister tells me whenever she loses something, she either finds it in the fridge, or behind the couch. I hope religion isn't in either of those places, because both are quite scary. My faith found a place to hover somewhere between the Mormon religion, science, and Paganism. My friends say I'm too wise for my age, but my parents will forever berate me on not cleaning my kitchen often enough, meanwhile my two cats have clawing issues that I really should find a way to deal with sooner rather than later. I worry that I'm lazy, and I worry that I worry too much.

I've never paid for pot, but I'll smoke it if somebody offer. I drink about every two months, but oherwise alcohol and I have a strictly passing relationship.

I wish I was a good enough author to publish. Maybe one day I will be.

...And now you know me. Please, if you like one of my stories, leave a review?

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Zastruga by Solemini reviews
Jack Frost has spent three hundred years in the care of Pitch Black, hidden away from a world that neither sees nor wants him. What happens, then, when Pitch finally brings him out of the darkness for a shot at the legendary Guardians? AU Fic, canon divergence, etc.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,875 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy
Planet 515 by Mr Nelg reviews
A total rewrite of the movie, the way I would do it.
Planet 51 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,101 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Lem, Chuck
It Burns like Reality by WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd reviews
After burning his first asset, Chuck finally understands how deep he has fallen into the rabbit hole that is the life of espionage. Post Vs the Nacho-Sampler, a quick poem and character study I wrote during AP English Lit. Fitting, no?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Chuck B. - Complete
The Dark Side of McKay by Phoenix Nova reviews
What if the ascension machine had an adverse effect on your conscience? What if McKay wanted to take over the city for his own evil purposes? Tao of Rodney spoiler-ish
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Rodney M., John S.
Ship of Fools by InsaneMelon reviews
COMPLETE When a secret admirer of Rodney McKay begins to get a little bit too close for comfort it's up to his team to help him figure it out. And Sheppard has to deal with some startling feelings himself. -McShep, Slash-
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,161 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
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It's a Grimm Life reviews
It's never been in question- Xander being human. But he is the one who can see, which is especially interesting when you consider all those things that bump around in the night, invisible to the rest of us. With a little help from his new friends and boss, Xander might be able to become something truly special. If only politics weren't getting in the way of it all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Xander H., Nick B.
Chuck Versus the Crank reviews
Chuck is resuced from the Belgium, too late. COMPLETE
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Chuck B. - Complete
Because it Feels Good reviews
The Lost Boys Missing Scene - Sheppard made referance to Rodney running around the camp because it 'felt good'. This does not sound like Rodney, until you consider the circumstances. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete
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