I'm known as lots of things, but mostly Angel!
OK i will tell you about my self
I have a split personality (Yes i am crazy,well not really) And her name is Gerty
I had an imaginary friend named Bob, he killed himself because Dharling said he smelt and that she hated him (He loved her)
I am in the we hate celery cult.
I like (dancing) hehehehehehe
I have to kill Azzy/Asylum for eating my cat, i also have to kill her split personality Dharling for causinf Bobs death
I think Brain James is hot (sigh)
And thats it for now!
Love ya'll (hehehe) Angel
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. After all, if you hate them, then so do I! We'll hate them together.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge the candy that's choking you. Once it's cleared & you feel better, I'll treat you to a hot fudge sundae with whipped creme and a cherry on top, down at the beach
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. And it was good...
4. When you are scared - I will tease you about it, unmercifully, every chance I get. And rent the movie "Psycho," just to calm your nerves, while we eat buttered popcorn & drink coke...You, of course, will already have the chocolate ready...
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, tell you to quit whining like a boo-hooing cry baby & ask you where your self-respect is!
6. When you are confused - I will use little words. And try very hard not to laugh too loudly...
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Then I will help you up...& take you shopping at the dollar store...
This is my oath; I pledge it till the end.
"Why?" you may ask.
Because you are my friend.
A good friend will help you move. Really good friends will help you move the body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...
My Bested Buddie gave me this poem in yr 8.
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