Boris the Stoned Piggy
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Joined 03-27-07, id: 1246721, Profile Updated: 11-13-12
Author has written 3 stories for True Blood, and Vampire Diaries.
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Terms Of Endearment by Lady Dudley reviews
A series of drabbles about the different names Eric has had for Pam over the years. *NEW Chapter Added*
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
All's Fair by fadingtales reviews
Prequel to In Love and War. He could swear that at that moment when Ares had caught Athena in midair, the Fates themselves held their breath. This was the pivotal moment when everything changes and the dominos began to fall. Klaroline, TVD Greek Gods AU. !DISCONTINUED! (please see author's note in the last chapter)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,875 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Caroline F., Klaus
Spoiled Brat by xxdonedirtcheapxx reviews
Five times in which Klaus spoiled Rebekah and one time in which she was a brat. (First 4 Chapters written before The Originals began) Now Complete!
Originals - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Klaus M., Rebekah M. - Complete
Uncharted Territory by Wreckless Righter reviews
Plunging yourself into the unknown is no easy feat. But plunging yourself into the unknown with a hybrid serial killer is even harder. In leaving Mystic Falls to follow her heart, Caroline's made her bed and now she has to sleep in it. But...maybe not alone? The question is, is it just lust or is it love that's growing between her and Klaus? (See Part 3, "Double Crossed")
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,797 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - [Caroline F., Klaus] Elijah, Kol M. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3413 - Favs: 4,778 - Follows: 4,238 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
It Won't Be Enough by QueenOfTheEyesores reviews
A series of random, unrelated Klaroline drabbles/one-shots.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,111 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Bound By Brotherhood by amygerrard reviews
It's Damon's birthday and all he wants to do is spend it with his brother. Set during the Salvatores' childhood.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Hunger by Tara1189 reviews
"I may want to give you the world," he growls, "But I'm not above ripping apart everyone else in your life to do it." Klaus pays Caroline a house call after the Mikaelson Ball. Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Better to Be Loved by Alydia Rackham reviews
It was good to be feared. It had always served him well. But, as he watched her disappear through the door and into the whispering snow, and the span of his life stretched out before him, he acknowledged that it would have been better to be loved.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,660 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Bane, Miranda T./Talia al Ghul - Complete
Red Seeds by Bearbutt reviews
Hades watches Persephone play in her mother's garden, and for the first time in years there is something he wants. Apologies to any Deadly Premonition fans for the title of this.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Bane, Miranda T./Talia al Ghul - Complete
Rest by SkyKissed reviews
After years of careful planning, things are coming to an end. In a few hours, they will be free to rest. Bane/Talia
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Bane, Miranda T./Talia al Ghul - Complete
She Rises by Harlequin Sequins reviews
He had no name. She had only ever called him savior. Sequel to Likeness to God. Talia/Bane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Likeness to God by Harlequin Sequins reviews
If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be alive. Talia/Bane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Complete
Winter Tucks Her Children In by simplyprologue reviews
They find each other again, after they die and are reborn. She is not the sweet summer child he loved, and he is not the Hound who protected her-but they still have more to offer each other than they think. One-shot future!fic. Rated because of Sandor's mouth.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
There's A Hound Asleep On The Stairs, Again! by TLH reviews
Sandor Clegane is drunk again... Just a short one shot.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Smoke and Fire by ebonyquill reviews
A collection of drabbles outlining the presence of smoke and fire throughout Rhaegar Targaryen's life and death.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Rhaegar T., Lyanna S. - Complete
Their Game by aquaXtreme reviews
"I was just playing the game." "And I was just good at winning it. Still am." For Sherlock Holmes, Irene Adler will always be The Woman.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
A Comingling of Genes by tHe dAily ScRibbLeR reviews
Fifty percent his. Fifty percent hers. It's just simple math and a bit of fantasy. Irene/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Bad Wolf by Rainfallen reviews
At the Tournament of Harrenhal in the Year of the False Spring, the soon-to-be Knight of the Laughing Tree battles her little brother's armor, jousting knights, and two less-than-ideal suitors. Written for the Winter 2011 LJ asoiaf exchange for devymel12
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Lyanna S., Rhaegar T. - Complete
In Love and War by fadingtales reviews
The goddess of wisdom questions her sensibilities when she succumbs to the advances of the god of war. Klaus/Caroline as Ares and Athena. Done for the AU graphic meme on tumblr. Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Provocation by Deep Roller reviews
"Don't you know it's dangerous to stare at a hound? You'll provoke him."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
To Watch the Stoic Squirm by Connecticut Junkie the Second reviews
The girls get into the wine. Only one gets into the Hound's bed. AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
To Thine Own Self by shan21 reviews
Eric just got his memories back. He's not too happy with a certain blonde waitress. Spoilers just up through Cold Grey Light of Dawn 4x07 . Pure speculation after that.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
Only in Memories by timelucked reviews
Ursa visits her husband in jail. She forces him to remember a time when there was so much light. They were happy once - but only in memories. -The woman stared down at her husband. "No. For once in his life, he is not in pain."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Ozai, Ursa - Complete
Witchcraft by a Picture by anyavioletta reviews
If you think that Hogwarts was squeaky clean in the 1940's, think again. Sex, drugs, violence, love, jealousy, and a bit of murder… Welcome to Hogwarts! Tom Riddle/OC, Alphard Black/OC, OC/OC. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 231,393 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
The Good Morrow by anyavioletta reviews
Smart, powerful and irresistibly beautiful, Helen Asteria was the girl of every boy's dreams at Hogwarts, except for Sirius Black who hated her as much as she hated him. SB/OC L/J RL/OC COMPLETE. Vol 3 undergoing editing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 106 - Words: 434,508 - Reviews: 3622 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Hers by tayburch reviews
"I watched her sleeping from a chair beside her bed. I told myself it was to make sure she was alright, but somewhere inside me, I know I was consoling myself." Eric stays with Sookie after her return. *Inspired by Iris by Goo Goo Dolls*
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Don't Mention It by Copper's Mama reviews
Eric/Sookie fic. After the bombing in "I Will Rise Up", Sookie reflects on Eric's actions. Please read and review!
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Always On My Mind by Lady Dudley reviews
Pam feels a little neglected after the events of Season Three.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
I Was Wrong by Ceries reviews
He was wrong, both of them are left feeling hurt, sad and empty except Elena is the only one of the two who doesn't know why. Set in episode 8 Rose after Damon finally voices his love to Elena. His thoughts after and during the intense scene!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 170 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
My Warrior by CoolStoryBroXD reviews
"I kissed the top of her head and bent down to whisper in her ear."Min krigare" My warrior " A further look into the relationship between Pam and Eric during the scene with the Magister and after. Not romantic. Rated T for swearing. Ep. 3x7.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Spider Monkey by DeanFTWinchester reviews
When Eric pays an intoxicated Sookie a late-night visit, hilarity ensues.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Dog Tricks by Queenhaq reviews
Eric and Sookie argue.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Paper Cuts by Queenhaq reviews
Eric flirts. Sookie argues. Spoilers upto 2x07
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Destiny's Fight by Jedipati reviews
Will and Elizabeth are Dutchman crew. Beckett does not have the heart. Jack Sparrow still needs to be rescued. And one question must be asked- was Destiny really averted? Sequel to “The Great Escape Attempts”
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,901 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Davy Jones, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
I Told You So by LetThemEatCake121 reviews
A series of one-shots about the lives and relationship between Kit Snicket and Count Olaf. Not what you'd expect... rated for small amount of swearing & implied sex.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Kit S., Count O. - Complete
The Great Escape Attempts by Jedipati reviews
Will Turner finds himself trapped aboard the Dutchman. He finds that while getting out of the brig is easy, getting off the ship is another story. Captain Jones finds that keeping the mortal from escaping is harder then he thought. DMC AU
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,595 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Will T., Davy Jones - Complete
Meanwhile, on the Dutchman by illogical squeeks reviews
Being on the Dutchman wasn't all sunshine by any means... but sometimes, just sometimes, crazy things happened. Series of partially joined oneshots, humour about the Dutchman crew. In the telling of old stories, a new one is born.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,449 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Davy Jones, Kraken
A Long Way From Home by illogical squeeks reviews
You ain't lived until you've died and then lived again on the Dutchman by accident... then again, you ain't died until you've lived, and if you're living once you're dead, does that count as dying from the living world? [Life on board the Flying Dutchman]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,837 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Davy Jones, Kraken - Complete
What Lay Hidden Forbidden by Paper Butterfly8 reviews
This is a short story about Imhotep and Anck's love...completed. Please read and review.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Imhotep, Anck-Su-Namun - Complete
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Petrova 1475 Petrova 1992 reviews
Klaus, Katherine, and Elena drabble. Mentions of Klaus/Tatia. Rate T to be safe.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Complete
Inescapable reviews
Edited drabble. Review?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Rebekah - Complete
Vignettes of a Thousand Nights reviews
Just a series of non-chronological one-shots from Eric Northman's life. Current chapters are being edited and new ones are in the works. Review?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Eric N.