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This account was previously known as microwaved noodles. However, some JACKASSES from my dorm found my account, so I deleted everything potentially incriminating. No more shitty fanfictions for you guys, sorry.

Jabari, Alan, you guys suck.

Alan, my toe still hurts. You slammed it in a fucking DOOR. This will come back to haunt you some day.

Sincerely,

Audrey

A.K.A. the angry lesbian who will fuck you up

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
I'm Still Here by Lady Yate-xel reviews
Sequel to SWAN - A view from the inside and a view from the outside. It is amazing how different we look with the lens at another angle.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,071 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Tess, Edgar V. - Complete
Texts from Last Night by dress without sleeves reviews
Glee shenanigans, as documented by their phones. / Five: Matt Rutherford deserves a chance to fly.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010
Peacock by SEEKER-2000 reviews
In the bird world, the boy birds are always more colorful than the girl birds." Kurt & his dad take a trip to the Zoo.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Morning Star by Mikanis reviews
To reign is worth ambition though in Hell: Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n." Paradise Lost, John Milton. Things change...further more, People change, and to know himself, he must first know another. Sequel to Welcome to Wammy. Mature
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,691 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Mello, Matt
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Song Without A Name by Lady Yate-xel reviews
Reincarnation is complicated, and apparently, not a refined system. When the lines between lives are blurry at best, and memories seep in from the person you were, do you stay the person you are? Who do you want to be, and do you want to be seen?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,263 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Nicotine Patches and Picture Books by Underwater Owl reviews
As far as Matt's concerned, this 'saving' bit is the worst thing to ever happen to him. When you get gunned down, you should just die, not wake up in a hospital bed months and miles later. Bloody Near never could leave well enough alone, could he?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,927 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Shooting Stars and Satellites by beforethequeen reviews
Eric Cartman wonders if he'll ever find change. Slash EK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Not a Flawless System by rueyeet reviews
And just who does run this operation, anyway? Speculative one-shot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
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