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Joined 03-27-07, id: 1246813, Profile Updated: 05-10-08

Fav movie: LOTR's all the way!

Fav cartoon: Naruto

Fav pastime: Drawing anime/manga, playing electric guitar, singing, and this... http://kevan.org/brain.cgi

Fav songs: this house is not a home,pain, butterfly, would you go with me, i'll find you somewhere, lullaby for a stormy night, phenomenon.

Fav music artist: Three Days Grace, papa roach, within temptation, linkin park, Akon.

Fav quote: my toes can do many things Wink wink = naruto amv

Their taking the hobbits to Isengard= Legalos

stupid fat hobbit= smeagle

you diseased mainiack = super man

kaboogi?..ah meef meef = the two women cannibals that were throwing fruit at jack sparrow

Louw peeky peeky..louw meency weency = Jack sparrow talking to the cannibals about Will Turner

where did did you find this guy?

he's from france = from godzila, talking about this guy who just did something incredible and is kinda like a gi i jo.

daughter: go to hell dad.

dad: all ready there sweety = naruto amv

Dark helmet: you see evil will always win cause good is dum. = space balls

Barf: i'm a mog

robot person: a what?

Barf: a mog half man half dog...you could say i'm my own best friend. = space balls

guy on the titanic: " music for while we're drowning...now i KNOW we're in frst class" = Titanic

((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

J: Really sweet

U: Is very sexual

L: Smile to die for

I: Loves to smile and laugh

A: Hot

N: Can kick the shit out of you

N: Can kick the shit out of you

E: Has gorgeous eyes

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Irrational, Unconditional by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock may be a genius, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have his fears. Unrelated oneshots putting Sherlock into situations where he gets a little bit frightened. Chapter Five: No one wants to die by drowning; Sherlock even less.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Crumble and Burn by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
He was vaguely aware of John at his side, but all he could focus on were the orange-red flames licking past the windows of 221B. When the boys no longer have Baker Street to call home, how will they cope?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,806 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
He's Only Ever Human by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use; it's skippable. The rest of the story is rated T. NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 55,766 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Uncommon by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
He falls, and then he falls ill. [Castiel sick!fic. Multi!chap. Implied friendship only, but Destiel/Sastiel teases abounds. Rated T for Dean being Dean (language, innuendo, etc,etc).]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Unconscious Disgust by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock talks about friends. Well: he gets drunk for a case and then unconsciously talks about friends. It isn't all puppies and flowers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Inability to Cure the Common Cold by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
There was Merlin, curled up in bed with the blankets a tussled tangle around him. Arthur crossed his arms, looking down at the pale skin and the sweat on Merlin's brow and the flickering of his eyes under his lids as he slept. Sickfic. [Set Series One/Series Two friendship mindset.]
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Pieces by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
After Mary dies, Sherlock is left to help John pick up the pieces. Which would be considerably easier if... he wasn't going to pieces himself. T for angst and topic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Riddle in the Ice by a u r o r a s p a w reviews
'I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I touch will soon turn red.' Someone is playing a game with Sherlock and the doctor ... and winning. Sherlock learns about trust and betrayal when he meets a mysterious insurance investigator - and John just wants one good night's sleep. Our favourite Baker Street residents in a chilling winter's tale. Set during season two.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson
Breaking Point by winggirl6577 reviews
After a stressful few weeks, Sherlock is at his breaking point. John learns that Sherlock's not always so aloof.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unless You Want a by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
That sign on the door in Stapleton's lab that said "STAY OUT UNLESS YOU WANT A COLD"? Well, it wasn't just there because of the hallucinatory fog... Sick!John, doctor!lock. HoB alternate missing scene.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Peaches and Cream and Childhood Dreams by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock's meeting John's parents. If only it were as simple as that. Rated M for the occasional f-bomb and lots of angst. Trigger warnings will be posted when necessary.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Toxic Lifestyle by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Really, he didn't know that tuna casserole could be toxic. Sick!fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Spock? We're Not on Vulcan Anymore by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
It wasn't a very dignified way to die. Freezing to death and cuddling with his Vulcan first officer. Hypothermia!fic. Rating for language. Friendship set post-Into Darkness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,470 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Drums and Fireworks by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
"Are... Are you afraid of THUNDERSTORMS?" John asked incredulously. [Shameless fluff and platonic cuddles.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sniffle, Sneeze, Snivel by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John's got a cold. Where did John get this cold? John got this cold from Sherlock. Attempted!doctor!lock and sick!John. Sequel to The Downed Detective, although can be read entirely on its own.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Savvy by forthright reviews
AU. A lone wolf, a ship wrecked, a tropical island, and mistaken identities. When marooned strangers bluff their way into an exclusive resort, they'll need all their wits to survive. A small story with small chapters. Kouga x Kagome
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 22,845 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Kouga, Kagome H.
Imperceptible by forthright reviews
A story told through a series of drabbles and oneshots, tracing the slow and steady progress of trust. Sesshoumaru and Kagome, CU. NEWEST: 'Plummet' An unwise wish would be a dangerous thing.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 124,866 - Reviews: 3673 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Cold Fingers, Warm Hearts by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock can't even catch a fever like a normal person. His symptoms appear too quickly, get worse too fast, and John, who's fighting a sore throat and the shivers himself, knows it will probably get worse, for both of them, before it gets better.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Close Your Eyes, Count the Sheep by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
All John wanted to do was have a cup of tea and wait out the snowstorm. However, he ends up locked in a walk-in freezer with none other than Sherlock Holmes. Oh, and it's cold. So cold. It couldn't get worse. Except for the little fact that their mobiles have no signal. Except for that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Every Time, I'll Run to You by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Only Sherlock Holmes would end up, unconscious, in the Thames in late January. Fortunately for him, he has a best friend who doesn't think twice about jumping into the freezing water to save him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Really and Truly Blind by FeedtheFlames reviews
Times when Toph is Truly Blind and Sokka helps her. Deleted my sand series because I had no plan on continuing this series and I thought it was better to readers with what I had already completed. If you had read that series and want to read it again even though it will never be finished just PM me and I can send it to you. Thanks and sorry I lost my inspiration...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Incorrigible by forthright reviews
My MirKag drabble and oneshot collection. A little harmless flirtation never hurt anyone. NEWEST: 'Bait' A drabble. Miroku was a gifted angler...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,401 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Miroku, Kagome H.
A Tale of Two Wars by GingerIntelligence reviews
"Because it's clear cut and it's ambiguous, it's painful and it's actually calming, on both sides, and it's the most complicated moment of Sherlock's life, because it's just too simple." Sherlock/John, nightmare!fic, minor bad language. Mild pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unsought by forthright reviews
Naraku is dead. The Jewel is complete. The quest is over. Everyone is ready for their long awaited 'happily ever after', but Fate has one last twist in store. Sometimes the ending you find is not the one you were looking for. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 106,482 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Miroku, Kagome H. - Complete
I Hate You by FeedtheFlames reviews
Sakura, Naruto, and Kakashi head out on a mission to find Sasuke and one of Orochimaru's bases. Little does Sakura know that this mission will change her life forever. Chap 9 is up and I'm not posting anymore till I get a review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful Lies by lotusunset reviews
Everybody lies. Its a fact of life. Why? To cover the truth and mask it. But a lie is a lie. It will often backfire. In rare circumstances, however, a lie may bring nothing but beauty. [JETZULA]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,558 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Azula, Jet
Beso by Thunk reviews
(Complete) Due to a necromancer’s spell, Kagome kisses Inuyasha. He realizes she’s not herself, but not before her advances trigger his true feelings for her. Problem is, she doesn’t remember. And Kouga is starting to look pretty good…
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,905 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/24/2002 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete