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Joined 03-27-07, id: 1247016, Profile Updated: 11-20-19
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

A Little Comment:
I am a huge supporter of honest-to-god well written stories with fantastic plots and brilliant dialogue. Because of this, I am incredibly picky when it comes to adding a story to my favorites, so I urge you to give these few stories a chance. You won't be disappointed. Pretentious? Yes. But it doesn't make those stories any less impressive.

Basic Biography:
Gender/ Female
Age/ 24
School/ 3L law student, ready to shoot herself in the face.
Background/ I don't know shit about creative writing. Term papers, I got it. But creative writing, not so much.

Things I Like:
Mostly angst and drama, but funny if it's sarcastically funny.
I am a huge fan of epic pieces such as Cassandra Claire's "Draco Trilogy." Give me a long, interesting story with canon characters and I can sit for hours.
Through some self-reflection and many mental debates, I've found that I prefer AH/AU stories. Strange.
Jasper/Bella and sometimes Jasper/Edward.

Things I Don't Like:
Cheesy romantic; overbearing fluff does not sit well with me.
"Purple" writing.
Alice as an OOC character. A bit odd, but I just don't like it. If she's not planning parties and obsessing about fashion, she isn't Alice.

Stories You Must Read/
Literary geniuses. Stories that you won't forget. I urge you . . .

And with Thee Fade Away/ Derdriu oFaolain
Lukewarm Alphabet/ This Colony and Dyedinwool

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Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,670 - Reviews: 4074 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 3/31/2020 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 15024 - Favs: 13,776 - Follows: 6,108 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,290 - Reviews: 6896 - Favs: 5,093 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Never Forget Your First by liragreen reviews
The first time he'd done it, it had been an accident. Sort of. *** Dark. Oneshot.***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only At Night by trampvamp reviews
A lonely introverted Bella works and attends school, but at night, well, she's a different person all together until Jasper rides into her world. He's no white knight in shining armour but he may be just what she needs. AUH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,169 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5443 - Favs: 7,479 - Follows: 3,550 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 3010 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fix Up & Rotating Tires by NanaMun reviews
AH, AU During a business road-trip, Edward's car crashes outside a small town and but a few miles from a Mechanic's Shop. It becomes the night that changes his life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,646 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Tortoise and the Hare by helliex88 reviews
There may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander-by can judge". Edward and Bella, both with pasts that haunt them, meet at the worst possible setting. Will they ever see the other clearly? AH Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,597 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stars that Make Up the Night Sky by HpFanficFan reviews
The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Power by OfTheDamned reviews
Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3524 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride to Goodbye by bearhuggemm reviews
Jacob takes a drive. Song Fic. to "Holdin' On" by Rascal Flatts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Jacob
Cullenmania 1: Mythical Madness by s. du jour reviews
Bella's gone mildly crazy. Will her love for Edward triumph over her sudden fascination for water? Will Jasper save the day? Why is Edward wearing a saucepan on his head? And how long will it take to calm Carlisle when he sees all that mud on the floor?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Uncomfortable Truce by crazy about twilight reviews
A portion of the tent scene -- in Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Bella Gets Hiccups by theenvylover reviews
What happens when Bella gets the hiccups at the Cullen household?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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Bathrooms and Playrooms: What Shouldn't Have Been reviews
D/s. One of them I hated, the other I loved, and I needed both inexplicably and sometimes dangerously. Freud would probably have something witty but chauvinistic to say about this. Or he'd laugh at my stupidity. I'd accept either right now. BxE BxJ AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,946 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/17/2020 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Apathy reviews
D/s. Darkward. "It's easy once you know what to look for. Sitting in biology class, leaning too far back in my seat, it's almost boring. All I needed was a whisper of kink. A video where some tribesman in the jungle of Africa or in the desert of the Middle East is tied up and tortured, and thoughts begin to slip out." E/B. VERY dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet, Sweet Scotch reviews
Entry for the "Slash Backslash" Contest / Two dissimilar boys both lose what made them whole and find bitter, anguished solace the only way they can.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Bird and the Worm reviews
Winner of OneFrigteningLittleMonster123's Tissue-Grabbing Contest // After months of trying to protect her from himself, Edward becomes Bella's demise. As seen through Alice's vision. A one-shot dedicated to Edward's ultimate collapse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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