Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Doctor Who, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
Greetings and salutations!
Name:You may call me Kit or Kitsune.
My favorite shows: Avatar the Last Airbender, Avatar: the Legend of Korra, Naruto, Star Trek (all of the series), Sherlock, Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fullmetal Alchemist (original and Brotherhood), Powerpuff Girls (1998), Rurouni Kenshin, Angel, The Sarah Jane Adventures, Disney's Gargoyles, Darkwing Duck, Firefly, Ducktales, Yu Yu Hakusho, Sailor Moon (Crystal and original anime), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Steven Universe, Inuyasha, Babylon 5 and all the live action Marvel TV shows.
Movie Franchise Favorites: Star Wars' trilogies, Lord of the Rings franchise, Batman Begins and the Dark Knight, Spiderman 1& 2, the Marvel Cinematic Universe (especially the Guardians of the Galaxy) and the Harry Potter Movies.
Books: Harry Potter Series, Lord of the Rings Trilogy or anything by J.R.R. Tolkien, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, The Dresden Files, the Codex Alera series, American Gods, Stardust, Count of Monte Cristo, Miss Marple and Hercule Poirot Basically good Sci-fi and Fantasy with a dash of Mystery.
Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Sailor Moon, Dragonball Z and Yu Gi Oh!.
Authors: Jim Butcher, J.K Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Charlies Dickens, Agatha Christie, Neil Gaiman, Timothy Zahn, C.S. Lewis, GK Chesterton, Alexander Dumas, Jane Austen, Miguel de Cervantes, Ray Bradbury, Phillip K. Dick, William Shakespeare
Basically in the shipping world I like anything canon which I tend to stick to or a very excellent OC in there. However, I will read others if they are well-done. Fine with canon homosexual relationships in small doses. Also just not anything with non-canon homosexual relationships or incest (canon or otherwise for this one cause it's just squick material for me.) But most importantly no bashing of any characters be they in a canon ship or fanon. If there is one that turns me off to any story it's character bashing of any kind.
Poor grammar, spelling and punctuation and poor writing style and poor writing mechanics.
They can't do that!: This syndrome is characterized by people that think that they know better than the creators of the franchise about how certain characters should act or event should be played out. That just drives me crazy every single time I come across this. Yes there are times when things should be better executed and you should say so. However on that note, please be aware that it's their creation not yours. These are professional writers. Meaning that's their bread and butter, you know their livelihood. Fan-Fiction works within someone else's creative world. Don't like the way things are going, AU it but seriously don't rant on and on on how you could do franchise better especially since you are using their creation or worst curse out the creator because of a decision they make... Critique is fine but ranting is annoying.
Taking magical or sci fiction franchises, stripping them of those said fantasy or sci fi elements and placing the characters into real life AUs namely high school: Now I truly don't understand this phenomenon. I honestly don't understand why you take a series that has magic or science fiction and strip it away cause to me it's really defeating the point of watching the series. At least that's how it is for me. Very rarely do I come across one that is compelling or likeable for me. Could someone please explain to me why it's so appealing? Like what they did to the PPG reboot, could someone explain that?
This author is prone to have random plot bunnies attack causing a sudden rush of creativity and a new tale. This is usually followed by either a long hiatus either due to lack of creativity or time constraints. Please try to work with me
In Avatar: The Last Airbender "The Beach", Princess Azula and Ty Lee are talking during Chan's party about how to get guys. Ty Lee says: "Look if you want a guy to like you, all you gotta do is smile a lot and laugh at anything he says, even if it isn't funny." Azula says: "Well that sounds really shallow and stupid." IF YOU AGREE WITH AZULA, PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
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Cool Quotes: "A lesson without pain is meaningless, for you cannot gain something without sacrificing something else in return, but once you have overcome it and made it your own...you will gain an irreplaceable, full-metal heart." Fullmetal Alchemist Ch 108 Journey's End.
"I felt like I'd fallen from another planet, into this strange girl's body. But it wasn't me at all! I was meant to be somewhere else! Each night I'd walk home, and I'd look up at the stars through the gaps in the clouds, and I'd try to imagine where I really came from. I'd dream that one day everything would come right, and I'd be carried off back home."
Splendid fellows, all of you.
Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart, to the First through Fifth Doctors, The Five Doctors
"One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." - First Doctor "Dalek Invasion of the Earth"
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
Fourth Doctor, The Face of Evil
There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things that act against everything we believe in. They must be fought.
Second Doctor, The Moonbase
UNIT Soldier: Halt! You're not allowed in there.
Second Doctor: Me? But I'm allowed everywhere!
The Five Doctors
Courage isn't just a matter of not being afraid. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.
Third Doctor, Planet of the Daleks
Oh, marvelous. You're going to kill me. What a finely-tuned response to the situation.
Fifth Doctor, Frontios
In all my travelling throughout the universe I have battled against evil, against power mad conspirators. I should have stayed here. The oldest civilization: decadent, degenerate, and rotten to the core. Power mad conspirators, Daleks, Sontarans... Cybermen, they're still in the nursery compared to us. Ten million years of absolute power. That's what it takes to be really corrupt!
Sixth Doctor, The Trial of a Time Lord: The Ultimate Foe
I can hear the sound of empires toppling.
Seventh Doctor, The Happiness Patrol
Group Captain Gilmore: "What am I dealing with? Little green men?"
Seventh Doctor: "No, little green blobs in bonded polycarbide armour!"
Remembrance of the Daleks
Dr. Grace Holloway: What?
Eighth Doctor: These shoes! [stomps the ground happily] They fit perfectly!
Doctor Who: The Movie
"Of course, what is the point of being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?" Fourth Doctor Robot
The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've gotta throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers - or is that just me?
Ninth Doctor, "The Long Game"
Rose: Doctor, they've got guns.
Tenth Doctor: And I haven't. Which makes me the better person. They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine.
"Army of Ghosts"
Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame, whatever the cost.
The War Doctor, "The Day of the Doctor"
Amy Pond: I thought, like, well I started to think that maybe you were just a mad man with a box.
Eleventh Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand about me because it's important and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a mad man with a box!
"The Eleventh Hour"
I'm being extremely clever up here and there is no one to stand around looking impressed! What is the point of having you all?
Eleven Doctor "The Impossible Astronaut"
Oh, you like to think you're a god — but you're not a god. You're just a parasite, eaten out with jealousy, and envy, and longing for the lives of others. You feed on them. On the memory of love and loss, and birth and death, and joy and sorrow. So. So come on, then. Take mine. Take my memories. But I hope you've got a big appetite, because I've lived a long life. And... I've seen a few things. I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe, and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time, no space. Just me. I've walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a madman. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze! So come on, then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!
The Eleventh Doctor, "The Rings of Akhaten."
Twelve: You realize, of course, one of us is lying about our basic programming.
Half-Face Man: (scared) Yes.
Twelve: And I think we both know who that is.
Twelfth Doctor: Robbing a bank. Robbing a whole bank. Beat that for a date.
Twelfth Doctor: I am not a good man! And I'm not a bad man. I am not a hero, I'm definitely not a president, and no, I'm not an officer. You know what I am? I. Am. An idiot! With a box, and a screwdriver, passing through, helping out, learning. I don't need an army—I never have—because I've got them. Always them. Because love is not an emotion. Love is a promise.
—"Death in Heaven"
Twelfth Doctor: I tried to talk, I want you to remember that. I tried to reach out, I tried to understand you, but I think that you understand us perfectly. And I think that you just don't care! And I don't know whether you are here to invade, infiltrate or just replace us. I don't suppose it really matters now, you are monsters! That is the role you seem determined to play, so it seems that I must play mine! The man that stops the monsters!
Twelfth Doctor: Because it's not a game, Kate. This is a scale model of war. Every war ever fought right there in front of you. Because it's always the same. When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die. You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken! How many lives shattered! How much blood will spill until everybody does what they're always going to have to do from the very beginning — sit down and talk! Listen to me, listen. I just — I just want you to think. Do you know what thinking is? It's just a fancy word for changing your mind.
-"The Zygon Inversion"
"If beings are capable of protecting others but refuse to take action to preserve their own sense of peace, they are being selfish. They place themselves and their sense of peace over the peace of others, and so they defend a philosophy instead of lives. In this way, they fail everyone. This is where their choice is evil." ―Ylenic It'kla
"Humans...can be deterred from seeking marriage as a solution because they do not find themselves 'in love,' and thanks to us, the idea of marrying with any other motive seems to them low and cynical. Yes, they think that. They regard the intention of loyalty to a partnership, for mutual help, for the preservation of chastity, and for the transmission of life, as something lower than a storm of emotion."--Demon Screwtape to junior tempter Wormwood, C.S. Lewis's Screwtape Letters
"You don't HAVE a soul, you HAVE a body. You ARE a soul." - C.S Lewis
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated” - Sir Thomas More
Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being an adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
“A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest.”
Fairytales are more than true — not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten.
“Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind" - Dr. Seuss
Who wants a sparkling vampire when you've got a Time Lord that can offer you all of time and space? If you think that the Doctor is way better the Edward Cullen copy and paste this. :)
Let it be known that on the date 12/23/11,
Ryu gazed upon the Untempered Schism and saw time in all its infinite possibilities and eternity and was partly inspired, went a little crazy and then ran away as fast as she could.
Her chosen name is Kitsune Bard, for her love of traveling, telling stories, her trickster and eccentric nature.
So it was chosen and so it shall be,
The order is stamped with the Seal of the Time Lords.
The definition of insane is doing the same thing for every situation and expecting different results every time. - Anonymous
The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction
1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.
2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.
3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.
4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.
5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.
8. Thou shalt not use :), ;(, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.
9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character! Amen!
10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.
11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.
13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.
14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character. Unless it's a reincarnation fic...even so don't point out how you ended up with so and so make it original.
15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.
16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17. Thou shalt show and not tell.
18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speakest - writing is an art.
20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.
21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.
22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.
23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.
24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.
25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.
26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.
27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.
Every fanfiction writer dreads that their character will be given the name of shame, little miss Mary Sue. The little fan fiction character who-
Actually, no one really even knows the definition of what a Mary Sue is! For some people, it's a beautiful, a powerful character. For others, they are perfect in every way. Some say that a Mary Sue is flat, and undeveloped. A lot of people say that consistently use text-chat speak, rather than English like a normal human being.
Personally, I think the biggest indicator of a Mary Sue is that they make the rules of the universe and canon characters bend to their will.
But wait! Where did the term "Mary Sue" come from? It seems like such a dull name, and many Sue Litmus test mark super fancy names as an indicator of a Sue.
In 1974, Paula Smith published a short parody, just 4 paragraphs, in a Star Trek magazine. Since then, almost every writer of fanfiction with a female OC has feared being named after the rather obvious character in "A Trekkie's Tale". So, for those of you wondering what a Mary Sue is, here is the original Mary Sue, "A Trekkie's Tale." I presume no ownership whatsoever!
A TREKKIE'S TALE
By Paula Smith
"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. "Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet - only fifteen and a half years old." Captain Kirk came up to her.
Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott beamed down with Lt. Mary Sue to Rigel XXXVII. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Mary Sue revealed to Mr. Spock that she too was half Vulcan. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin and they all got away back to the ship.
But back on board, Dr. McCoy and Lt. Mary Sue found out that the men who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies , Mary Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.
However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday of the Enterprise.
Repost this to spread awareness in the community! And avoid doing this for real!
Preview( or aka encouraging myself to start working on various chapters again)
New Story: Into every generation a Slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a Chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their numbers. She is the Slayer.
New Story: Being reborn is hard enough when you've be born once...But when you're alien being that's now a human. Things can get tricky not to mention weird...
Walking in the Moonlight: Naruto smiled at me flashing a thumbs up as Kakashi walked away. I on the other stood there in shock. We'd passed. Yeah I'd heard about in canon but it was another thing to experience it firsthand. So as of now the stage was set and all the events were coming into play. Dear oh dear, we are in a pickle are we?
Salamander Ninja: "I'll win them over with my charisma and charm." "Charm?" Naruto laughed. "You're about as charming as a snake."
Chronicles of a Thief: "THE DOC-TOR, THE ENEMY OF THE DALEKS IS HERE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!
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