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Joined 03-28-07, id: 1247412, Profile Updated: 11-12-08
Author has written 7 stories for Captain Planet, Digimon, Dragon Ball Z, and Harry Potter.

Name: Bugger off!

DOB: Get a life!

Fav Colour: Not important!

Fav Music: You won't like it!

Fav Books: Read my stories and find out!

Fav TV show: If it's not on DVD it's not worth my time!

Fav Movie: Haven't seen it yet!

Things I like: Not telling people about my life!

Things I hate: People prying into my life...and Soap Operas!

All I'm going to tell you is that I am one sick, disturbed son-of-a-preacher-man!

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Dragonball Z Pairings of the Apocalypse! by nedthejanitor reviews
This fanfic is going to take you through some of the most patently gross, awful, or just stupid pairings in Dragonball Z fanfiction history. Read at your own risk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,361 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
As We Stumble Along (TO BE RE-WRITTEN) by sanscomment reviews
Everyone knows what happened to Harry in Deathly Hallows, but not much is known about the occurrences at Hogwarts. What really went down at Hogwarts while Harry was off Horcrux hunting? Alliances are tested, friendships broken, how will Hogwarts survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,594 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Luna L., Neville L.
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In Which the Princess Rescues the Dragon by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH. The line between politics and family is razor-thin, especially when you’re a daughter of the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black. Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Andromeda Tonks receives a condolence note from a surprising source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 176,747 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Andromeda T., Draco M.
Baby Boomers by Forgetful Love reviews
It is now offical Albus Dumbledore has lost his marbles... again. He is now having the Head boy and girl marry each other have a spell baby together AND having the whole school go through a baby parenting class. Good luck Hogwart's class of 98
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,792 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
DBZ Know your stars by Artemis Day reviews
My way of torturing all my favorite DBZ characters
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 32,635 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Well, this is new by HowObjectionable reviews
I will type up a summary when I have time. Eh...Chrestomanci and HMC crossover. Read to find out more.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008
Resolution Incursus by bograt reviews
Nymphadora's life at Hogwarts during the later years. Covers her friendship with Charlie, her education and the difficulties of being an intelligent teenage girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,243 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - N. Tonks, Charlie W.
Mistaken Identities by Inconsequential reviews
Short drabbles on the myriad ways being a metamorphmagus can seriously trouble one's husband or thrill one's cousin... and the ways Polyjuice and invisibility cloaks can complicate life...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
The Scarlet Letter by dreamingofseverus reviews
What happens when Hogwarts favorite know it all leaves a letter written in scarlet ink for the greasy bat of the dungeons. Takes place at the of the seventh year. Oh yeah, voldies dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Must Be Emo by Celeste de Chagny reviews
The Potter gang is emo...and so is the rest of the school! If you are offended by emobashing, DO NOT READ! RHr, HG, mild HarryDraco for comic purposes only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 6139 - Favs: 4,471 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Trip Parodies the Wizard of Oz reviews
The title is pretty self explanitory really. A competition between Jayne and myself, she's currently rewriting so don't go searching for hers. Quite prompt SSHG, mild Ron bashing language and drug dealing. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Wedding Anniversary reviews
Videl ponders her parents pending a special anniversary. Challenge-fic for SI. OOC warning.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Alcohol Poisoning reviews
Videl tries to get Gohan drunk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Trunks gets 'The Talk' reviews
Trunks turns to Vegeta for sexual guidance.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
Parody, DBZ style reviews
Challenge fic. Gohan and Videl share some body heat.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
We are awesome! reviews
A parody of every scenario in digimon fanfiction. Proof of how awesome the Adventure Zerotwo crews are. Rated T for language and violence. OOCness to the MAX!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008
Wheeler the rocket ship reviews
It worked for Linka, why not Wheeler? Just something to make you laugh
Captain Planet - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete