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Joined 03-28-07, id: 1247890, Profile Updated: 02-02-13
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Who am I you ask?

I could just be a random author who you have glimpsed on this site, or I maybe no one in particular; a random name you accidentally clicked on. I may be your closest friend, or I may be some one who you think is arrogant and do not like. I am what you make of me.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?

Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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I deleted all my stories. I have hit a road block for all of them and I can't seem to write them anymore. Oh, Well.

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How to Save a Life by Historyman101 reviews
The first installment of the Historical Eureka Seven Saga. 1942: Renton once traveled to Europe before the war, but he left friends behind. One friend in particular is tugging at his heart: a Russian girl he met in Stalingrad named Eureka. With the siege now underway, he will do everything he can to find her again. Some characters OOC Reviews appreciated. *REUPLOADED* COMPLETE
Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,549 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/28/2007 - [Renton, Eureka] - Complete
Hinata and her Escort by dustori reviews
On Hinata's 21st birthday, her friends decided to surprise her with a male escort for the night. Who would have thought that upon their meet they would form a friendship and later love for each other. HinaKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,489 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Wild Things Transpire by if.the.plane.goes.down reviews
Because you can't clean a blood stain with blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Hidden Flower by PersianLady reviews
Cursed of being an disgraced heir of Hyuuga clan for an carry illegitimate child, Hinata was forced to going through the endless pain alone in entire darkness. But who was the father of her child and where was he? Warning; curses, violence, lime. NOT CONTINUING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Breathe in the Rain by jaygoose reviews
Not so much a series of coherent events. Shino/Various
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Healing Sands by Hina-chancares8 reviews
Hinata is heart broken when she sees Naruto with Sakura. Now her new friend Temari has decided in order to make Hinata stronger that She will take Hinata to Suna to train. But will certain feelings arise for the new kazekage? Crap summary during time skip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,454 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Unfaithful by inkandimpalas reviews
Now it was my time to speak. My story of Romance, hate, betrayel, sex, and death. My heart was the sacrifice and now, lying here in my death bed, i realised that i was finally safe...even if i was unfaithful GaaraXHina NejiXHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,894 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Once More, With Feeling by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºSasuNaruSasuº For his friends, for his precious people, for Sasuke… Naruto would do anything. No matter the cost, he would save them all. Even if it meant taking on time itself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Au Revoir by mistress-sire03 reviews
It's not goodbye because we'll meet again...I don't know next century, next lifetime maybe, but I'm sure as hell I'll see you again. It's not a promise, it's a fact.' When you find yourself racing to make a change, seven days is such a short time.NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
Thoughtless by iXhaveXnoXlife reviews
ShinoxKiba. Drabble. In Shino's perspective. Sort of ironic if you ask me. "Sequel" to Thoughts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Shades of Grey by Mikanis reviews
L takes a gamble and makes Light an offer. Once the pieces fall into place, it's a race to see who can outmaneuver the other...and a long series of mistakes. Set just after Yotsuba arc, when Light has his memories. COMPLETE!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,224 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Daywalker by dustori reviews
[Vampfic] How can you protect something you've been hunting most of your life? How can you protect something everyone wants, well Kiba is about to find out. Full summary in the inside. KxH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
Retrieval by dustori reviews
Two squad members are dead and Naruto is missing. After a B mission went south, Kiba is determine to get Naruto back for Hinata. Even getting help from a demon. KH, onesided HN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
Illusion of the Mind by Jibril's Avatar reviews
She flirted with him, like all the other girls. So why was she the only one to merit his attention? Cracktastic pairing - NejixIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Neji H., Ino Y.
Because of Them by PoisonRoseOfTheDesertTwilight reviews
A tribute to the real Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Cry Five Tears by Certified Insane reviews
A short 100 word drabble. Warning: Character death, Evil Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Maneuvers by Jibril's Avatar reviews
How does a medical ninja persuade her stubborn male patients to be good? Haruno Sakura had many methods at her disposal. They're really not very handy though, when SHE is the one in a hospital bed... NejiSaku, mild KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
Why? by sasusaku133 reviews
This isn't my first story, but it's my first post on fanfiction! May contain slight yaoi... NO YURI!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bloodred lavender by under a lavender sky reviews
Broken wings, hate, jealousy ... and a field of misery. But she still was shining as the moon in darkness. KibaXHina complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,111 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Neji's Report Card by Dark Moon Guardian reviews
Neji is one of the most elite and genius of Konoha village. See what happens when his grade start slipping up! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
Sunset's Whisper by Jibril's Avatar reviews
As a relief medic in Suna, Sakura was going to have to see him, report to him, maybe even teach him. As Kazekage, he had to be careful not to get too close, before they hurt each other...again. GaaSaku, NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007
Rose on the Grave by ilostmyplace reviews
“I watched you burn at the stake! Because you loved me! Because you loved a monster! I refuse to see you die again!” He waited in slumber for centuries. He waited just for her. If you don’t learn from history, you are always doomed to repeat it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara
Alluring Reaction by dustori reviews
Kakashi loves getting a reaction from his students, especially the quiet ones, which, in this case was only one of his students, Sasuke Uchiha. Yaoi KakaSasu, NO FLAMES, Please. Don't like, Don't Read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
The True Imitation of Death Itself by Misa The Lolicon Lolita reviews
[A friend witnessing a friends suicide] They never had seen the taller, quiet teen taking painful poses, his fingernails sliding across his skin, imitating a razor blade, or his hand grabbing at his chest where his heart was, as if to rip it out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Dear Brother by Lamia-dea reviews
A poem through Edward's POV on his guilt he feels towards Al. Similar to the song but I wrote this before I heard it. Funny how similar they turned out. NOT YAOI NO PAIRING NO INCEST! Leave a review please! Rated for slight use of cursing just to be safe
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Strong by AkitaFallow reviews
How can you be strong when there isn't much left to live for? A poem from Ed's point of view.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Losing Shino by Cat and Fiddle reviews
[SequelCompanion to I Saw God Cry] Kiba's losing Shino in more ways than one [Shino x Kiba, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Rainbow by Inu-Moon94 reviews
This is just an odd Eureka Seven story that I somehow thought of while staring at the pretty Eureka wallpaper that I had on my computer! It's a RentonxEureka fanfic too, so squeee changed the rating to K for it is not 'mature' or anything.
Eureka Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
I Saw God Cry by Cat and Fiddle reviews
Shino was a man. Shino was calm, collected, solid, and mature. It was hard to remember, sometimes, that Shino was still a boy with too much on his shoulders. Vague Kiba x Shino. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Gaara's Alphabet by POD5000 reviews
The Kazekage teaches Gaara the alphabet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Looking Down
Happiness is a fleeting dream. It comes to you on its own. In the same way, you can not force happiness to stay, for it will always slip through your fingers like running water.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Kiba I.