kampaidaze
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Joined 03-29-07, id: 1248103
Author has written 2 stories for Death Note, and Naruto.

Howdy ho!

Not much to say here. I'm not actually very interested in writing. I've had my occasional attempts throughout my lifetime, usually brought on by intense boredom, this time being no exception. I read a lot, too much, fanfiction, but end up liking hardly any of it. That is due to a few reasons. I do not like how someone makes their mark with an allegedly decent story at the beginnings of series fandoms, and then everyone else seems to follow in their wake and adopt their methods and turn them into what is so very understated as 'cliche'. My best examples of these are GW's notorious terms, 'braided baka' and 'Hee-chan', as well as Naruto's 'the blonde did this' and 'the raven haired boy did that' etc. These kinds of things make me want to stab my own eyes out of my skull.

I also dislike how the majority of yaoi in any form and any country seems to completely overlook the fact that homosexuality is considered taboo in most areas of the world. Especially Japan, where the whole phenomena of the yaoi genre originally emerged. People tend to easily accept what they are taught throughout their lifetime, and especially within strict conventional societies, so experiencing a natural impulse that goes against all they've been told is right and acceptable is surely a terrifying thing. This aspect is pretty much composes most of the reason I actually like yaoi, the whole concept of forbidden love. I guess I'm much more of a romantic than a pervert, unfortunately enough.

And don't even get my started on reverse gairaigo. 'AISHETIRU NAHRUTOE CHAAN.' Fucking kill me.

Now, getting that out of the way, this is not to say that I necessarily know what it is that makes a high quality story. I only know what I personally like and don't like, and my opinion usually doesn't concur with widespread popularity. But I take pride in the fact that even thought I most likely do not write very well at all, my mistakes are more unique? It's one thing to write badly, but entirely another thing to copy someone else's bad writing.

I like and will probably mostly write:

Naruto, Kingdom Hearts II, and Death Note.

I think my biggest problem is I tend to be in a rush to get to the loveydoveyness, and I write characters being really too stupid and girly for their own good. I would lovelovelove a beta who has, when reading my stuff, thought that I needed to add a bit more callousness and sophistication in place of over-explanatory emotion, angst, romance, etc. If you fit this description and are interested in beta-ing, please let me know?

Thanks!

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A Terribly Poor Understanding of Love by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. Really good justifications for adultery.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
The Greek Problem by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. People die for love and they kill for it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Naivety by Casey V reviews
If they were normal humans, Roxas figures, they would know what these things were and what to call them. They aren't, and they don't, but they can probably be content with not knowing, anyway. --Axel/Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,237 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Is an Alien by Her Sweetness reviews
Puberty is coursing through Matt's veins like a torrent. And the new boy, Mello, isn't making his troubles any easier. Matt x Mello. Shota. Canonish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,804 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ink by dragonwire reviews
Kenny has a tattoo, and Kyle doesn't know what to make of it. KennyKyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Deceitful Above All Things by Quillslinger reviews
Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An Axel/Roxas novella in 30 amnesias.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
How We Miss Together Tonight by bevino reviews
Naruto falls asleep at school and wakes up to find none other than a certain Uchiha in the room with him...[AU, NaruSasu, Yaoi. M.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Admit I'm Sexy by DireAfterglow reviews
Naruto x Sasuke Boys find themselves wound up in eachother in the worst of ways
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 127 - Published: 2/17/2004
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PWP that deserves no title : reviews
Seriously, it's just smut. Really awkward like unrealistically virginal prude-smut. Or something. Narusasu btw.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fall from Grace reviews
HEAVILY REVISED! Raito tried not to grit his teeth in anger. If only L knew. This was no trivial matter, no source of potential amusement for anyone who would ever have the misfortune of discovering Yagami Raito's pitiful fall from grace.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,202 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Light Y., L