Author has written 4 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and I Am Legend.
Things you should know:
Important: I can't be bothered updating this thing. I barely have time to even look at my fics. Do do my polls though. Bus ride... fuuuun. Oww my finger. Ow ow ow. However, ideas are cultivated in hospitals on the backs of the bugs.
Name: I am myself and no-one else. You can't have my name! Mwah ha ha!
Age: What self-respecting person (male or female) gives away their age?
Height & Size: I don't even know that! Tough luck!
Likes: Most things.
Hates: Days when I don't feel random.
Message: Yes, I am pretty dull. Yes, I am pretty boring. I forgive you, though, for having poor taste in authoresses. Go. Do something fun and random with your life. Except on Fridays. That's my job. Now, move along. Nothing to see here.
A better message: I hate homework. Whoever likes homework is nuts. Why should we do work outside of the normal 8 hour run? DOWN WITH HOMEWORK!!