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Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, Misc. Books, Digimon, My Little Pony, and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.

My Name's mitch, my likes are the color blue, clouds, stars, sleeping, eating, writing, playing games, more cloud watching, snow, and perhaps some human contact. Dislikes, jerks, arrogant people, liars, bastards, people who try to make me diet, people who try to motivate me , Lady Gaga, Beyonce and NBC. My dreams, well I have no dreams apparently so I'll state a goal to kill a certain man ( you heard me Jay Leno)

well i love to write stories and well my favorite anime characters are Naruto and Shin Chan but I love to watch shows that have a main character going through struggles of life but willing to mix my stories up and well glad to be here and say what i like and get some party hardys going yo

I've also grown fond of Alchemist and sometimes watch Bleach , used to watch Negima or something like that and Case Closed, Dragon Ball Z was my favorite anime that was even shown in Mexico...

Watch Sekirei it is a very crazy adult themed anime but the main character Minato Sasashi looks a lot like the yellow flash.

PLEASE PEOPLE REVIEW MY STORIES , I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU ONLY PUT IT ON THE FAVORITE'S LIST BE COMPASSIONATE I BEG OF U

My rank of the females in Naruto I like or thing have awesome skills...

1.) Temari or Kurenai ( It changes from week to week)

2.) Anko ( Although crazy she is one fine bitch I mean ho)

3.) Shion ( for those that don't know she's in a Naruto Shippudden movie look her up she's a priestess with nice boobs)

4.) Tsunade ( For one old bag she is sexy with those big watermelons)

5.) Sasame ( She's cool)

6.) Ten-Ten ( she's feisty)

7.) Hana( who let the dogs out?)

8.) Ino ( no matter how chatty or bossy you've got to love her legs)

9.) Karin ( she looks like a sexy librarian)

10.) Shizune ( How can I forget this beatiful woman)

You all must have noticed I didn't put Yugito or Sakura in there, well Yugito was barely seen at all and Sakura well she's sad and really cruel...

The Male character I think kick ass...

1.) Naruto ( He's basically like most of us when we were kids happy to be alive , he's funny and he doesn't back down when a friend is in trouble)

2.) Gai and Lee (I know they're weird but hey they're about the nicest guys around and if you wanted a pal , those two would be great , annoying, but great friends)

3.) Shika ( I'm like him a lot, work scares me, women always yell at me and sleeping is my favorite activity)

4.) Chouji ( A good pal to have around)

5.) Asuma ( He's got one bad ass beard and he got himself a sexy lady in Kurenai)

6.) Itachi ( Wish he was my brother, except with the killing of my family that could be done without)

7.) Kisame ( I loved Jaws!)

8.) Minato Namikaze a.k.a. Yondaime ( Until recently I never seen an image but the statue but when I saw him in the manga he was kicking some serious ass and took on a demon he's brave as hell)

9.) Jiraiya ( One hell of a fighter, a funny character and loved his perverseness I will forever miss the old Toad Sannin)

10.) Ibiki ( Something about the man just screams get the hell out of my way pansy)

I just resently have gotten into Bleach a lot and man is it funny well the show I mean it doesn't really take itself too seriously

Fave characters from Bleach

1.) Ichigo Kurosaki ( may have spelled his name wrong but he's got cool powers and mellow)

2.) Ringaku ( One fine ass bitch)

3.) Nell( whinny little girl but the things following her are weirdoes plus in adult form she hot!!)

I'll list more as I get to know them...watch Bleach!!1 Or die!!

My NaruxTema fans bow down to me!!

Due to the massive Naruhina and NaruSaku and NaruSasu, I will no longer pair the blond with any of these three ( especially Sasuke-teme) except Rise of Sharingan brothers but that's just brotherly love ok? Sick yaoi ugly fangirls and crazzzy Hinata fans, and oblivious Sakura fans... go to hell !!

I kid, I kid...or do I ??

I have now grown into the spirit of Bobobo bobobo and such my fave characters are...

1.) Jelly Jiggler ( He's cool like a stool)

2.) Bobobo ( awesome fro from the bro)

3.) Don Patch ( that girl can sing)

4.) Beauty ( Ironic name since she's so ugly)

Anyway I'm going to write a bobobo crossover with Naruto, as Naruto Uzumaki learns the ways of the super fist of the nose hair...

It's a comedy filled with more randomness than liberachi kissing a pig while kicking a sheep... oh the humanity!!

I've gotten a bad case of the Detective Conan series ...

fave characters...

1.) Conan ( of course it's obvious)

2.) Haibara ( she's badass)

3.) Kogouro Mouri ( funny as hell)

4.) Professor Agasa (lovable geezer)

AS OF NOW I AM GOING TO WRITE AN EPIC TALE THAT HAS NARUTO UZUMAKI AS THE MAIN HERO, CHARACTER...IT WILL BE CALLED THE HEAVIEST BURDEN OF ALL...

BASICALLY HE WILL BE ASKED TO HELP THE OTHER HEROES OF EVERY UNIVERSE BATTLE EVIL...WHETHER IT IS AVATAR, BLEACH, ETC. OH AND NARUTO WILL HAVE ALL HIS SKILLS IN EACH, INCLUDING THE HIRASHIN, AFTER ALL AT THE AGE OF 18 HE OBVIOUSLY WILL BE HELLA STRONG...

So I've changed after a few years, now I'm a brony and I also enjoy some other shows :D

MLP , Gravity Falls, Psych , and XXXholics are now my favorite shows .

Also Hinata's boobs won me over ...deal with it.

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Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,613 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Cursed Eyes by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Some say that being in the wrong place at the wrong time can get you killed. Well, young Naruto will learn this the hard way, as he tried to find food near the Uchiha Clan Compound, only to find something else instead. A different twist to the Uchiha Massacre and Naruto receives a gift he never asked for in the first place. NarutoxOC and KakashixOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,640 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U.
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,133 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,299 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Split - Old Version by Chaoslover43 reviews
New Version Uploaded. This story is being rewritten under the same name. Nostalgia value only.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,818 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Back to the Unknown by darkflyer531 reviews
After the collapse of the ninja world, Naruto uses the Kyuubi's ability to travel back in time to the day of his birth. Watch how he transforms the course of history with the help of his knowledge and family. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,258 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
A Darker Hero by XSomeGuyX reviews
A mysterious teen travels to different worlds after forced into leaving his own. His presence and the presence of others like him may change these worlds dramatically, or not at all. Story revolves around an OC. No pairing as of yet. Revised Chapter 2.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,491 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010
Diamond in the Sky by Iron Reprieve reviews
Naruto always manages to surprise someone. Unknown to him, the element of surprise can often work both ways. Set during the Star village arc, NarutoxHokuto. Rating went up, for various reasons. High T-low M rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,456 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Naruto U., Hokuto
Blood and Water by seedofsorrows reviews
Sasuke returns and takes everything Naruto has, so Naruto left the village with one goal, to kill Sasuke. Temari is caught up in the fighting as Naruto mixes blood and water in the creation of a new ninja village in the hopes of destroying his old friend
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
One Man Army by Wyrd Darcnyzz reviews
Naruto is hailed as the class idiot, the “dobe.” But what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in imagination. And with an extra technique from the Forbidden Scroll, that imagination will take him higher than anyone else. “One-Man Army” indeed...HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,915 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Nara by Leaf Bandit reviews
Just as Naruto is about to be attacked by a mob of civilians, Shikaku of the Nara clan comes to his rescue. He see's potential in Naruto. So he makes a lifechanging decision. Naruto is adopted into the Nara clan and lives his life with his new family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Tobi Tales by FrescaPower reviews
A series of completely nonsensical stories starring everyone's favorite masked Akatsuki member. Chapter 12 is up! Yes, I FINALLY updated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Obito U./Tobi
Naruto: Jade Beast of Konoha by xXYamchaXx reviews
Naruto is turned down by Kakashi for his training, so who does he go to for help, none other then Gai, what will be the result of this change, and will naruto become the Jade beast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,910 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Gai M.
The Bloody What? by Still Free Me reviews
Uzumaki Naruto did not return from the retrieval mission, he was murdered. Some say it was an accident, others it was in cold blood, but the fact remains that Konoha isn't the same. So when he comes from the edge of death itself, everything changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Naruto U.
SHINKU ARASHI by DarkSamuraiX1999 reviews
Things don't always go the way they're planned. And after Naruto's attempt to stop Mizuki fails, he's about to learn why the Yondaime's sealing of Kyuubi didn't go as planned either. NaruHina, NaruHarem later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 157,941 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Steam and Sweat by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
After winning gold-class passes to the most luxurious hot-springs in Konoha, Naruto now has to decide who he wants to bring with him? What misadventures and romance will happen when he decides to invite Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Ten-Ten! HAREM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,067 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Two Ramen Stands, Two Waitresses, One Naruto by Naw-Roo-Toe reviews
Its a fact that Naruto loves ramen. Especially Ichiraku's ramen, but a rival stand opens up. Its all friendly competition between Teuchi and the owner, but for their daughters its completely different, what does it have to do with Naruto? AyameNarutoOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame
The Lazy Maelstrom by The Obsidian Blade reviews
All legends carve their names into the stone of time. Be it grudging, willing, or lazy, each legend does it. The ironic part is that the one who does it lazily is the one that has the most impact. I am Nara Naruto, and I have the lazy signature in time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,806 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 3,036 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Everyone's After Naruto? by 1Ai-chan7 reviews
Oh! Sakura I always knew you wanted me! Wait, you too Ino? And you and you and you?" Something weird is going on in Konoha and Naruto is going to get to the bottom of it, or should I say the middle?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Taken at the Flood by Broken Flavors reviews
AU: One simple conversation over a saucer of sake can cause a snowball effect of change in young Naruto's life. The resulting mentorship by a beloved pervert at a ripe young age will change the Uzumaki forever. WiP. Nx?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,878 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Twisted by Craine reviews
ONESHOT-I never imagined that I could learn so much from a simple smile. Hell, I never imagined that I'd fall for someone like him. Through his stubborness, he challenged my faith and will, leaving me with a strange lease on life-NaruxHana-challenge fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Hana I., Naruto U. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. Not Yaoi. Seriously, cut that out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5480 - Favs: 7,587 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Lonely Petals by karkashan reviews
AU. It was the end, it chose to save itself. He should have died. Now he is alone in another world, an earlier time, with no memory and a bad case of deja vu. Oh, and he accidentally ends up romancing the Inuzaka head's daughter. NarutoxTsume
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Tsume I., Naruto U.
Ramen Budget by S.Warfield reviews
Six year old Naruto has his priorities straight: There is nothing in this world more important than his ramen budget. His guardian, Jiraiya, needs to be reminded of this fact every once in a while by hitting him where it hurts the most...in his pants.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Sakura's Contemplations by Archidel reviews
After a brief conversation with Shion about Naruto and her feelings for him, Sakura begins to wonder just what exactly those feelings are. The words 'obsession' and 'desire' spring to mind, although for Sakura herself the most applicable word is 'denial'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,280 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Naruto no Kitsunegan: Legend of the 4th Doujutsu by Jordan Lives reviews
AU What if the Sandaime had died sealing the Kyuubi instead of the Yondaime. What if Naruto gained possession of a Legendary Doujutsu? What if Naruto grew up with a supporting family. Would his life and powers really be that much different?Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Seducing Allies by G1Park reviews
Konoha and Suna are at peace. That doesn't mean things are peaceful, especially with Gaara and Tsunade playing Kage-sized matchmaking and stealing employees under an ally using seduction. Conflicts and drama are guaranteed under these circumstances.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism by Silent Magi reviews
Jiraiya has run out of story ideas, and decides to use his favorite student for a bit of fun. This is the tale of Naruto dealing with the results. Rating changed from T due to suggestive content and language, still a crack fic. Finished
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
10 Ways to Upset andor Embarrass Hinata Hyuga by Twisteddarkness225 reviews
I threw togather a list of ways to upset and/or embarass Hinata and Naruto is doing them for me! Rated T to be safe. One-sided NaruHina. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,165 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Rivers of Hades by dllang89 reviews
At age 9, Sarutobi decides Naruto is ready to find out about the Uzumaki clan and their power: to control the rivers of the Underworld. Main pairing: NarutoHinataTemari Rating may go up in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,809 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Memories of a Lifetime by Mysterious Miss reviews
Naruto has been having these strange dreams ever since he used the Kyuubi's chakra during the Wave mission. Soon Naruto begins to remember things he shouldn't know and can also preform jutsu he's never seen or heard of before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Naruto is dating who: The Bachelor Chapters by Meinos Kaen reviews
Sister story to 'Naruto is dating who'. Series of one-shots featuring Narutox? pairings. This story, though, has exclusively girls from Naruto. Leave your suggestions/requests via review. No Yaoi. Now up: Koyuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Fight for Recognition by hinata606 reviews
The story takes place after Jiraya's death. Naruto and the others are back from their mission. Naruto seems to take Jiraya's death badly. Elsewhere Hinata has trouble in her life to deal with. Will Hinata be finally acknowledeged by her friends and family
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,235 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Sage of the Leaf by HistorianoftheKais reviews
It is said that a butterfly flapping its wings in America will cause a hurricane in China. Watch what happens to Naruto as a small change in Jiraiya's wanderings causing huge changes in Naruto's life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,752 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
An Unforeseen Conseqeuence by Gaming Ikari reviews
Ino decides to play a prank on Naruto in retaliation for a few misspoken words, which ends in the girl discovering a side of of the young man she never knew existed. WAFFish. Taken over by Agent-G.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,703 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Ino's chance by Final Death reviews
What all can Ino do with her family jutsu. read and find out. Language,adult themes, yuri and incest HUGE HAREM!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,792 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Naruto U.
Define 'Human' by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
Death is only the beginning for a certain blonde. Reborn with new abilities, two lords' blessings, and the help of new and old friends alike, Uzumaki Naruto will create his own legend. Half-Angel!Naru, Half-Demon!Naru. NaruHarem. Reviews make me happy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,161 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
The MarriageGoRound by Isilithix reviews
When two old allies prepare for war against each other, there is only one thing to do try and stop it. But with what?Political marrriage that's what. It has been decided, Temari will marry Sasuke. However Sasuke leaves Konoha and Naruto is the replacement
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Wolf In Fox's Clothing by MrWriterWriter reviews
During an attack by villagers, 5yr-old Naruto unknowingly wakes up his inner beast. Be careful, Konoha; mess with a wolf and you'll get the fangs. Semi-badassNaruto. NarutoHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
Catch you on the Flip Side by uo-chou reviews
The Kyuubi is detected three days travel from Konoha, instead of one. This changes the world. Kushina doesn't die. Madara is killed by Yondaime. Uchihas disgraced. Namikazes exhaulted. Kyuubi fully sealed. Naruto and Sauske's social standings reversed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Desert Fox Redux by Zaion Indulias reviews
Temari and Naruto found love in each others arms and lived their lives happily, until the 'Day of Snakes' shattered their heaven. Now Temari has a chance to change things for the better. But in the face of destiny, will she succeed in changing fate?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,931 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Temari, Naruto U.
Within His Embrace by Haruna reviews
A love story between Hikari and Taichi, simple as that
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Hikari Y./Kari K.
Returning with Mama by Cybertoy00 reviews
sequel to 'Quest for Mama', Naruto and company return to the Hidden Leaf Village with his mother. What follows is a time of re-adjustment for everyone...especially the Village! Slight OP xOver at the very end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,864 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Whatever It Takes II by JPMod reviews
Shion visits Konoha to request Naruto to ‘help’ her again, but not without changes and consequences. Spoilers. NaruShion, NaruSaku, Naru?. Chapter 4 up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,843 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Shion
Pure pandemonium by hadouken5 reviews
Akatsuki and Orochimaru attack Konoha together. Just when things seem hopeless, a hero reappears. What happens afterwards? Pure pandemonium. Naruto/Ino/MassiveHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,455 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Legendary by Death-To-Macbeth reviews
Naruto comes into possession of two powerful artifacts a week before graduating from the academy. Will these powerful items help Naruto to forge his own destiny in the world of the shinobi? NaruIno, NaruSaku, NaruSakuIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Fresh Beginnings by ToxicManipulator reviews
New Chapter out. Nr.3/ Alias: Kitsune. Description:S-rank shinobi of the hidden leaf. Perfect tool of Konoha... or is he? Humorous fic about Naruto finding himself and his emotions again. I've always wanted to base Naruto somewhat off Itachi and Sai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,655 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Naruto U.
The village you learn to love or hate by Zer0xPanda reviews
Two years have passed since Naruto had left the village for training, and now he's back. But something is different, what's with all the stares? Sasuke is going to have to be put aside this time. Naruto's life may be in danger! Naruto Harem Naruto's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,471 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Chibified by Crimson Cupcake reviews
**COMPLETED**The Naruto world wakes up one morning and finds they have all been..chibified! How? Why? How do they feel about this?Will they ever get back to their normal form? Join them in...Naruto Chibified!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
My Crazy 'Ole Sis by remnantsofsanity reviews
Sick drabbles of that Temari chick and stuff. I’m back guys! Ch3: Temari gives a guest a makeover. If you guys like comedy, COM right in! ;.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
The Adventures of Batman and SpiderMan by PurplePoof reviews
Batman and Spider-Man fighting evil super-villains together. Nuff Said!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2008
BS no jutsu by SuperLardBucket reviews
This is a Naruto fan-fiction that parodies Naruto fan-fictions. Naruto must go on a mission to fight ninjas, but is distracted from Hinata freaking out at him. no actual pairings. rated T for sex-jokes, jokes, mild-moderate cursing, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,914 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chance by ZxieruioXEnfiniteXEx2 reviews
A sucessful bussinesman decided to go for a walk. He meets up with 2 women, got dates but when he returned to his office. his grand-father had arranged a marrage for him. What is this young man to do? read & review, plz
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
I am not Submissive! by Chronos Astral reviews
Naruto was a nice guy. A little too nice, at times, for his own good. So then how will he take being the living teddy bear of the girls of his life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Naruto U.
Hinata, you're hot! by shikami-chan07 reviews
Naruo comes back after five years of training. Of course, our lovable blonde had suffered pain and lonliness...UNTIL NOW!.:.WARNINGS: narutoXharem, some character bashing, slowass updating, LEMONYlemons- mainly het, a little yaoi/yuri in the mix.:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U.
The way of the Super Pervert! by ToxicManipulator reviews
Naruto in an attempt to get people to acknowledge him, purchases a book that change will his life forever. To find acceptance, he unknowingly becomes a super pervert! Possibly AnkoNaruKure/Depends on votes.Its AU so don't flame me for not being canon. Ch5
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,016 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Fun in Konaha by ShengHwua reviews
Poor Poor tobi... He as to go through a lot as a member of the Akatsuki! Tobi has a mission… a very special mission….He has to spy on the ninja’s of Konaha. But tobi is tobi, and he never stay still for very long. He decides to stir thing up and have fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U.
Baby Boom by Kitsuru reviews
[Crack, NaruHarem] When Naruto's wives take a week long vacation, Naruto quickly learns that having a big family might NOT have been the best idea he's ever had. And when Akatsuki gets involved, things can only get worse... [WIP]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,691 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Naruto U.
Just a Mallrat Mindset by Karianasan reviews
Final Pairing! Shaggy and Daphne. Finally installment of the four pairs. Enjoy. SD Note: Shaggy knowing Origami is now cannon, thanks to Samurai Sword Movie!
Scooby Doo - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Shaggy, Daphne - Complete
Girl Fight by Mz-Kitty-Kat reviews
Years have passed. Naruto has grown stronger and more attractive. He walks down the streets and women swoon over him. Jiraiya being the pervert he is decided to capitalize on this. With Tsunade by his side, he’s determined to see which harem will win.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,737 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U.
Reclaiming my Hero by Naruto x Temari reviews
A Naruto Temari story. In an attempt to save Naruto from himself, everyone close to him sets him up to enter a torunament in Suna. The prize aside from proving his strength? The winner marries Temari...but is that all there is to it? M for possibilities.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
The Shampoo by Resolution.Kindness reviews
Naruto unknowingly falls prey to Jiraiya and Tsunade's experiment. His life becomes even more messed up when the girls suddenly find him more attractive than usual. Can he really blame it on Jiraiya?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,368 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U.
Trouble With A Capital T by Gmusick reviews
Naruto is summoned by Tsunade and returns returns home from his trip earlier than expected. He walks into a mess with two fiancees, two females actively pursuing him, a jealous teammate, a lovestruck ramen girl, and a supposedly dead Soundnin. Oops!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Naruto U., Naruto U.
Naruto & Sugar Don't Mix by TheShamanMaster reviews
[Major OOC] Never mess with a blonde haired ninja when he's hyper. It can be dangerous and hazardous to your health! NaruSaku, with sided NaruTen [COMPLETED!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Life of Maito Naruto by mbbal-railracer reviews
After the Kyuubi attacked, Sandaime Hokage orders the youthful Maito Gai to raise Naruto. Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea after all….
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Gai M., Naruto U.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Rise The Best In The World reviews
Years have passed since the great War ended. Lives have changed and so have the characters. What's happened? Sakura x Naruto x Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Meeting Equestria reviews
What if Derpy realizes she hasn't met more great ponies? Well she takes it upon her self to get to know every pony...and I mean every pony!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo
Breezy Winds of Peace reviews
A one-shot about Naruto and Hinata. Rated T for no reason :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The End of an Era chapter 1 reviews
As high school neared it's end Tai's future would become something he never was prepared for... Rated T for now
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Taichi Y./Tai K.
The Rise of the Sharingan brothers reviews
AU In this story Sasuke has a brother in Naruto and Naruto gains the Sharingan together they will save the world from the bastard Akatsuki and Oroch... Pairings... NaruxTema and SasukexFemHaku no NaruHina due to overuse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,692 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Yellow Haired Super Nose Ninja reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has returned from his long trip with Bobobo and his gang, now how will Konoha and the Shinobi world handle a more hyper and random legacy of the Yondaime? Find out please! I don't want this story to get canceled have some mercy!
Crossover - Naruto & Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
An Angel Among Us
A dedication to a wonderful woman
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Published: 4/13/2010
Kitty Wants Her Fox Back reviews
A story about even in hell their is fangirls, one named Nibi, her target Kyuubi no Kitsune and her mission to have lots and lots of kits with him. Kyuubi, his mission, run the hell away from a psycho fangirl demon. Oh the Irony! Tis one sided romance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Nibi
The Last Day on Earth reviews
Naruto Uzumaki takes his last stance on Earth as he repays some vengence before his death comes.... For whom the Bell tolls...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Naruto U.
When you figured it out reviews
Takes place after the Fourth Great war, villages try to regain their positions as the hero of the Hidden Leaf village returns... NaruxTemari...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
Carrying your burden reviews
A one-shot with Naruto and Kurenai after the tragic deaths of Asuma Sarutobi and Jiraiya...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
THE LOVABLE CHASE reviews
WELL ITS BASICALLY THE FUN OF THE KUNOICHI WOMEN HUNTING DOWN OUR FAVORITE YELLOW HAIRED BASTARD NARUTO... NARUTOxHAREM AND SOME YAOI DON'T WORRY ITS THE FUNNY YAOI ......NO SASUKE ISN'T GETTING NARUTO SO DON'T ASK... RATINGS MAY CHANGE SO YEAH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto To The Rescue reviews
Five years after the battle with the Akatsuki leader Madara, Naruto has returned with a dark past...while the kunoichi of Naruto come back after an incident with their former lovers what will happened and what happened to change things...Naru x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,053 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Dead and Gone reviews
The aftermath of the battle between Pain and Naruto where the shinobi and Naruto become distant... could this be the end of Naruto? It's one-shot for now... will only turn this into a story if requested.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U.
The Tragic Day known as a Funeral reviews
The last expressions of grief for the death of the Legendary Toad Sannin Jiraiya
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Youthful Adventures of Rock Lee and Tobi reviews
What happens when Rock Lee and Tobi have a chance to be a star? They blow it... come follow them on their adventures... it will be full of youth and goodness!1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Lee R., Obito U./Tobi
Naruto Digimon You Bastards reviews
its a crossover of Naruto and Digimon... Naruto finds out that their is other adventures worth going for as he gets sent to a new world set in Japan and digi world. I decided its MimiXNarutoXSora TaiXSakura Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shikamaru Private Detective reviews
As Shikamaru tries to earn money by becoming detective , he takes cases no one else would see the life of a troubled detective
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Shikamaru N.
THE NEW HITMAN reviews
well its a about Naruto being a Hitman as he is born to assassinate sinners for his belongings in a religious group... OOC and some sexual and violent stuff... not for the children i say may start Teen and work to Mature fast... NarutoHitman
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Terrible times in Konoha reviews
Well when Naruto comes back he finds Konoha a little bit more...umm colorful.. Yaoi , Yuri and straight.... read to find out who I like...lol alll right its OOC goodness but its fun OOC so please read or else I'll have to shoot my dog!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? reviews
Well its a funny about how the Halo lands in the Naruto world where he will cause changes in feelings and well characters are OOC which means out of Character. Kinda happens through same time period as show... Well hope you enjoy also an OC character also
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
MR UZUMAKI'S LUCKY WEEK reviews
well its a story about Naruto having a week full of good luck and crazyness it is a little ooc but not too much and well has no main pairings ok? but yeah so read and review if you want...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Naruto U.