ForeverDisenchanted
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Joined 03-29-07, id: 1248403, Profile Updated: 08-17-09
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Bleach, and Hellsing.

I started reading Fanfiction YEARS ago. I'm deathly addicted and I've had these ideas and never tried 'em out. So here I go. Ima gunna do my bestest!

Hello. I'm ForeverDisenchanted. I love Harry Potter if you couldn't tell. I'm also a big fan of Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, The Dresden Files, Hellsing (Best Anime/Manga EVER), Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Witch Hunter Robin, Decendants of Darkness, Vampire Hunter D, X1999, and Trigun.

I have a crazy uber obsession with Devil May Cry, but I don't know if I'll ever get the guts to write anything DMC related for fear of butchering my favorite thing EVER!

I love fanfiction and I almost every other thought through my mind is a fanfic idea.

I spend most of my time at home, forest preserves, and the mall. I'm a frikkin mall/arcade rat, and I love DDR and ITG.

I love my friends. I believe that they are the reason I can write half of my really witty/funny things. For instance, I have a scene in Victims Of Love where there is a lot of pushing people into the lake; and that is based on an actual expiriance of mine. I have one friend who's just as fanfic obsessed, Monica, who's a big help with all of my writing. I bounce ideas off of her all the time.

I love music and it actually inspires most of my work.

I love reviews and they make me feel so good about my writing cause I try so hard to write well.

My Grammar/Spellcheck on my computer sucks. Seriously.

Uhm, so yea...thats about all you need to know. Enjoy the fanfics and thanks for checking me out

Oh, and I found this in a few different places and finally decided to post it here.My ever-growing hate for twilight has shown that Anti-Twilight is the way to be.If you agree, feel free to take it for yourself.

From the Vampiric Council regarding Stephanie Meyer

Council Chambers
Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide
1431 Wallachia Ave.
Sighisoara, Transylvania

From the Council Chambers of the Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide

Regarding those of the Vampire race in the Cullen family and the now-former human Isabella Swan, with the following issues brought before Stephanie Meyer.

It has come to our attention that your creation's popularity among humans - particularly adolescent females - has been on the rise as of late. While we do respect those promoting our kind who achieve fame and glory, we nevertheless must hold you accountable for promoting several grievous misconceptions about our race.

Grievance the First: Lifestyle

It has been discovered through various interviews with readers and fans that you claim the following: Vampires do not sleep, breathe, or eat. Additionally, you state that Edward Cullen drinks animal blood to avoid biting humans. To begin, Vampires should generally sleep in a coffin containing the soil of their homeland. It is not a necessity, but it is highly recommended to preserve vitality. This is a fact that has been laid down since the time of our most ancient ancestor Ch'thon. The concept of not needing to breathe is foolish. Certainly the more powerful among us consider breathing a hobby, however a study of the Cullen family reveals that none of them are at such a level. The consumption of animal blood is something you are only partially correct on. It is common knowledge that nothing can surpass 100 percent genuine virgin blood in terms of performance enhancement. Animal blood works in emergencies, but fresh human blood - preferably virgin - is the status quo.

Furthermore, if our kind were to feed solely on animals with lower-quality blood, feedings would increase and it would cause potential instability in the planetary food chain and we could all very well end up extinct.

Grievance the Second: Method

Your portrayal of Edward Cullen in particular is a slight affront to our race. He is described using reference from the novels in the following way:

"Edward, like all Vampires in the Twilight series, possesses superhuman beauty, strength, speed, endurance, and agility. His scent and voice are enormously seductive, so much so that he occasionally sends Bella into a pliant daze entirely by accident."

Our abilities do vary, so thankfully the idea of Edward being a fast mover is not an affront to us. The rest of the description, however, we take exception to. While the idea of our race being a sexual one by nature is indeed true, Vampires are quite adept at restraint of libido. We remain unobtrusive as need dictates, and merely charming when appropriate. Methods of seduction are to be employed against humans only when a Vampire has reached a state of mental maturity. The idea that Edward - being so young mentally - practically radiates lust is ridiculous. If Isabella Swan is indeed swooning around one such as him, the cause is more than likely akin to a pungent smother than an aromatic caress.

A requested message from Proinsias Cassidy states that one need not "look like a total (expletive deleted) wanker t'get some (expletive deleted)." To express things more eloquently, we wish you would cease writing things in an apparent state of self-induced arousal.

Grievance the Third: Concerning Isabella Swan

As is most likely obvious by now, the brunt of our displeasure with you seems to focus on Edward Cullen. Also of concern to us is your handling of the human Isabella Swan. While member Seras Victoria points out that Vampires can indeed fall in love with humans, such likelihood seems to fade as the Vampire grows more accustomed to their lifestyle. The near-immediate conversion to a Vampiric state to further develop a relationship is permissible and indeed encouraged. Unfortunately in your story, it seems it takes most of the series before this happens.

By all rights, only a fresh Vampire would be so hesitant to turn the target of their affection to their kind, as they would still cling to humanity. You state that Edward has been alive since the early 1900's. He should have shed such a connection to Humanity by this time. Furthermore, Vampires are generally not driven to attempt suicide simply because of badly-handled romantic situations.

Grievance the Fourth: Concerning Power

Stated above, powers do vary within, and a Vampire's abilities may even change as they gain power and status.

Default Vampire powers are the following:
Increased strength
Increased speed
Enhanced senses
Telepathy
Familiars among the animal kind and limited shapeshifting of a related nature

Note that some Vampires may not possess these abilities, and some may possess others. Edward's current lineup of abilities is largely satisfactory, although we must state that no human is immune to a Vampire's telepathy. The idea of 'injecting venom into the heart' to convert a human to a Vampire is nonsense. Drinking a humans blood first renders them weak, and if a human is severely drained by a Vampire, only then do they themselves become a Vampire.

Additionally, the concept of Vampires having such varied powers among their own kind for the reason you describe is largely ridiculous. Vampires gain and perfect powers as they mature. Please realize that the varied capabilities of the Volturi are primarily telepathic in basic nature, and that the elementalist abilities of the Egyptian Coven's member Benjamin is more akin to the misrepresented nature of the so-called 'ninjas' of "Naruto" rather than the true abilities of any Vampire.

Furthermore, the idea of Vampires sparkling in sunlight is seen by us as truly nothing more than a foolish plot device. The most powerful of us are merely annoyed by sunlight, while the vast majority would - as member Proinsias Cassidy describes - "go up like six tons of Symtex."

Further Comments:

President Vlad Dracula would like to state that even if you were a virgin he would not drink from you, for it would only sully our race.

Member Proisias Cassidy's message has been removed due to generally inappropriate language.

Member Saya Otonashi commends you on including a character who wishes to become a Vampire, however she feels offended that such a character would change so swiftly and practically throw her character away when changing so.

Member Angelus advises that the next time Edward Cullen feels jilted in his love life, that he try to sort out the problem himself.

Member Louise de Pointe du Lac recalls his own experience in Human-Vampire relations and cannot help but wonder how Isabella might have fared if she had met Lestat.

Member Seras Victoria wishes she could sparkle in the sunlight too. She has been reprimanded.

Council Notes:

-We must commend you on the concept of the Volturi, although we find their policies regarding knowledge of our kind and dislike of Vampire children to be largely pointless.

-In anticipation of potential backlash regarding oddities among our own race, we wish to settle the following disputes here and shortly. First, concerning the unique nature of Vampires in Saya Otonashi's place of residence, human experimentation has muddled our kind their. The Chiropteran and Cavalier race are genetic deviants. Secondly, Proinsias Cassidy has quietly informed us that he had his fangs filed into normal incisors so as to avoid unwanted attention among humans. Furthermore, Louise de Pointe du Lac has commented on a new Vampire's need to bite and drink from the one who created them. This is not a necessary act and it has been concluded that this is an act done by some to give a Vampire their first blood until they are strong enough to feed themselves.

-In reference to your typical styles of romance, we have made contact with huntress Selene concerning her escapades with the Lycanthrope race.

-We are aware that the Count currently living on Sesame st. as well as Count Chocula do not conform to the standards set by the Council, however their actions and lifestyle are acceptable as they are useful for drawing in children.

-It is the esteemed belief of this Council that in cinematic portrayals of our race, Bela Lugosi and Tom Cruise make far better Vampires than Robert Patterson.

Sincerely,
Vlad Dracula, Count (President)
Proinsias Cassidy (Head of Human Relations Department)
Saya Otonashi (Deputy Head of Human Relations Department)
Angelus (Redemptions and Counseling)
Louise de Pointe du Lac (Chief Historian)
Seras Victoria (Head of Security)

Post-script: Should you happen to be in contact with the esteemed Mr. Richard O'Brien before we are, please remind him that Transylvania is not 'trans-sexual', and we have no record of 'sweet transvestites' living here. The tourists are becoming annoying.

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Dark Defense by kyugan reviews
Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,549 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Albus D., Vergil
Bleached White by Mira-cle Skye reviews
Aizen and Voldemort have allied. Ichigo and co. end up in England because a freak accident. There they meet Harry Potter and are forced to go undercover at Hogwarts, there to stop any hollow attacks, since everyone knows hollows are impervious to magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/2/2009
Speak by LadySophieKitty reviews
Lily survives the night Voldemort came,but has been in a coma for the past 21 years.When she awakes,Lily cant remember a thing,and is sent to be taken care of by Dr.Hermione Granger,who doesn’t know who Lily really is.Slowly through flashbacks Lily learns
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,894 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Integra's School Daze by Metropolis Kid reviews
A young Integra is forced to go to school. Things go from bad to worse when someone else decides to tag along. Poor Integra. Please let me know what you think. Thanks. AU- combines elements from the Anime and Manga. Second half co-written with Ladykirie.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Vergil by jaded-water reviews
Title says it all.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Vergil, Dante - Complete
Kidnapped by Miranda Aurelia reviews
Will Turner III gets kidnapped by pirates after he wanders off during one of Elizabeth’s meetings. However, the captain gets rather annoyed when the new hostage seems more amused than anything when he finds out that he’s now on a pirate ship. AWE spoilers
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S.
Cat's Cradle by Geoduck reviews
A man who can kill with wires was once a boy. And just how did the boy become that man?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Walter - Complete
Anime Twilight by metalguru reviews
So apparently there's rumors they're making a twilight anime. Probably won't be like this though.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Alucard - Complete
A Modest Proposal by Rosethorn reviews
Harry really does have astonishingly bad timing sometimes. Harry/Murphy.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Black Pride by iMnOtReAlLYcRaZy reviews
sirius black always wanted to impress his parents yet everyhthing he tried to do went from bad to worse. rated t for Sirius abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sirius B., James P.
Kuchiki Byakuya Has The Urge to Merge by Kilonji reviews
He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
How It Came To Be by ShadowVixen reviews
Kaya discusses how she met her husband, Hiko. Wait...HIKO! Yep, it's the loveable Hiko! Lol. I know it's hard to believe, but trust me, it happened. :
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Hiko
Left Behind by MBP reviews
SPOILERS for DH. I can't get the Weasleys out of my mind. How did they cope? Each chapter is dedicated to a different family member or friend. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,376 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
What Really Happened by rozulthorn reviews
SPOILER! If you haven't read book seven chapter 32 yet, do not read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S.
Cedric Diggory and the Goblet of Fire by GungaDin reviews
A telling of Cedric's year during the Triwizard Tournament at Hogwarts. Completed with the epilogue, a what happens afterwards and into the future. Story completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 143,345 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
The Meaning of Hope by Suraki reviews
HieiKurama YaoiShonen ai, Hiei has lost his powers, but are they truly gone forever? Warning: YAOI don't read if you don't like. Flames are not welcome.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Betrayal by Liara-Shadowsong reviews
Severus Snape is a traitor. The question, though, is what side he betrayed. Occurs post Half Blood Prince, contains HBP spoilers, written and posted before the release of book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Mercy by queeneve reviews
So your answer, Amon, is that I knew you were a witch the from moment I laid eyes on you. COMPLETE
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Shadows Amongst the Leaves by RinoaDestiny reviews
When Legolas is taken captive by Orcs, nightmares begin. Can Elves still remain Elves even when in darkness? [UPDATE: CHAP. 20]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,556 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 12/29/2001 - Legolas, Aragorn
Not Telling by mypiratecat1 reviews
A short little one shot. Humor. Will and Jack have a rum soaked conversation while heading to the longboat.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Seven Split Soul by Krystal Lily Potter reviews
Now that Dumbledore is gone the wizarding world has fallen into a place of fear with only one beacon of hope left: Harry Potter. Facing evils that he'd never thought he'd have to endure, Harry sets out with Hermione and Ron to find the four horcruxes 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,186 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Trouble with Being a Professor by Invaderk reviews
[SSOC][AU during HBP] Miranda Kent, a sugar addict with a secret, is not as safe as she thought, and Severus Snape is getting a whole lot more than he bargained for. Adventure plot sprinkled with comedy and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,185 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Into the Hands of Fate by Sea Chelle reviews
*Finished*~MWPP~There's a mystery within Hogwarts that will be solved. Voldemort is going after James and everyone he loves. A death is in store...hearts will be broken...who's will they be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,576 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2002 - Published: 8/22/2001 - Sirius B., James P.
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God Called In Sick Today reviews
**complete** Because of DH spoilers, the summary is inside. A Weasley Twins fic. If you read this and ruin the book for yourself it's your own fault. I warned you. Read n Review plz.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/23/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Crow and the Butterfly reviews
*complete* These are a bunch of one-shot, Drabble-like chapters that string together to form the story of Integra marrying, starting a family, and leaving Alucard on his own. A very odd way of thought-writing. Don't be too mean if you review. Infer-A/I
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Byakuya's Powerthirst Episodes and other funnies reviews
Renji gets bored and gives his Captain some Powerthirst, hoping to get a laugh. Unfortunately, this causes Captain Kuchiki to go on a Powerthirst rampage. Written because of my friend who did a Powerthirst speech in school, and my love of making Byakuya d
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Victims Of Love reviews
It's the Marauder's 7th year. James knows he only has a few months left to get Lily. So Sirius thinks up a plan to help get his best friend the girl of his dreams, but can he pull it off? JPLE SBLE SBOC SSOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,960 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The People We Love Never Truely Leave Us reviews
POSTWAR: ONESHOT: Harry returns to his house one night to find an old friend waiting for him, even if he's a bit different than before. Dedicated to Monica.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
No It's CAPTAIN Uncle Jack reviews
Elizabeth asks Jack to be her son's godfather. He refuses. She insists. A oneshot fic. It's just an idea I came up with. Kinda silly. I like it. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete